what was he thinking?
>>154932140GG EZ
>I must perform the memest run I cansomething like that, probablysame for Gabriel by the waythe players who ran straight at the ball without overthinking it scored, however
>>154932140He wasn't
>>154932140faggot stutters being punished more often than not is undeniable proof that karma is real
>>154932140of himself
>>154932140thinking?
he was waiting for safonov to make a movehe didn'tsince he was in a slowed down run he went for the furthest point possible otherwise safonov who was standing still would catch itended up just missing the goal
>>154932140>…
>>154932140>OOK OKK ME WAN BANANA
Stutter-stepping is and will always be retarded.
>>154932140Is this worse or less bad than a failed panenka
>>154932140He isnt even a proper penalty striker. The fault is on the first nigger that misses with his gay ass little run
>>154932343>I must perform the memest
>this will look good on tiktok
Can coaches just start slapping down every player who attempts a stutter step on the training ground?
>>154932658You are talking about Eze and that's Eze
>>154932140That stutter thing should be banned, it's complete cheating
>>154932677zaza simply can perform memer runs
>>154932140Tippy toes before taking the pen = always a miss.
>>154932140Someone post the 3 "English" black players missing their penalties v Italy. That's what was going through Eze's head...
>>154932416kek
>>154932757Agreed.
>>154932140>>154932267
>>154932677
>>154932677My favorite is still how Neuer dives completely the wrong way and just looks at the ball going miles past the goal.
>>154932677It's almost been 10 years
I still can't understand how can you be a pro player, earning millions, and miss the goal at 5 meters
>>154933636Yeah, you are on 4chan instead of playing in a UCL final. That is why you'll never understand.
>>154935659Really makes you think
>>154932140>*kneels*
>>154932612at least a panenka is most often on target
>>154933636adrenaline and pressure makes the goalkeeper 3 times wider and the goal 3 times smaller
>>154932612Worse.At least attempting a Panenka is considered ballsy.
>>154936415Do you want to get banned?
>>154932392>the extent of the damage caused may never be knowBut bruno and vitinha can do it, you just have to actually have the skill to change AND finish your shot. most just do the hesitation, get the keeper going the wrong way part and forget the rest. Ney does it and lightly passes the ball into the net
>>154932140>thinking
>>154936415This is so racist, bro
>>154937209The problem is that keepers have figured it out. I remember Balotelli and Jorginho went on crazy streaks because they'd do this stutter step, Jorginho added a skip too...Eventually Bruno started copying him, but it got figured out. As the PSG keeper showed, all you have to do is just not move. They must have drilled that a lot in training. Neymar isn't good at pens anymore either cause he relies on that too.Messi took the same penalty against Lloris 4 years ago and to this day I think that's the worst scored penalty in history because he hit it right in the center and all Lloris needed to do was just not move. He just passed it in.
I just found a cheat penalty penalty stratwhite shooters: dive first black shooters: wait until he stutters and dive after he shoots since it's gonna be a weak ball (no running momentum)
>>154932140eze channeling his inner saka
>>154936415MODS
>>154936415What type of vaseline are they using on the lense of this camera that makes it look like AI?
>>154932140he kept trying hard passes when he came on and it never worked so his confidence was shot then he tried to play it cool but that backfiredshould've done like beraldo, pick a side and just fuck the ball on target as fast as you can
must have went to the same school as Dr Rashford
>>154936415Did the keeper not realise that was the winning penalty? He barely reacts
>>154945928They never know they are so focused they cant remember if they had 4 or 5 shots taken
this team needs a big reset going forwardrayatimber salib gabriel cucurella rice - caicedoolise - yildiz - saka osihmen
>>154936415That was unusually poor from Nuno Mendes.Last 2 shootouts ive seen him in (vs Liverpool last year and vs Slovakia at the Euros) he straight up belted it in the top bin. Nerves and tiredness must've gotten to him, in the second extra time half he couldnt even go forward.
>>154936415needs the "three panel treatment" like the other 3 missed pens
>>154935659>all football players got their jobs because of merit, and merit only!lmao please tell me you're trolling and aren't actually this retarded and gullible