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Why do players still fall for the stutter pen meme?
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>>154932832
single digit IQ
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because they primarily care about looking cool over helping the team, even in a Champions League final
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>>154932832
the PSG goalie didnt save a single shot. Arsenal players missed on their own.
The stutter works versus keepers, it fails with bad players
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blacks can't be trusted to engage in sound strategic thinking
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>>154932832
>10 years
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>>154932832
just copy balotelli or ivan toney
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>>154932832
Looking like he's about to squash Jerry with a mallet
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>>154933123
kek
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Have current players developed taking a penal, or were the GKs terrible?
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>>154933123
lol
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>>154932955
That is the antithesis of cool
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>>154932832
Bruno Fernandes makes it work sometimes, hence why he's player of the year
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>>154932832
They din't fall for it. It's just their bodies spazzing out because they are too nervous. Then you can to hear people saying that penalties are luck.
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>>154932955
doing the gay ass paradinha just to kick the ball into the stands is peak uncool
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>>154933026
Based take
Balotelli was goat, go look for Giuseppe Signori penalties if you like that style
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>>154936142

well obviously in their head they’re going to fool the goalkeeper then do their trademark celebration and reap the social media likes
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>>154936331
Why are ngubus so shit at pens?
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>>154936331
That PSG keeper is moving like a snail
Literally all they had to do was keep on target, he wasn't blocking shit.
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>>154932832
The plan:
>hehehe I'm going to throw the GK off he's going to jump early and then I'll kick the ball to the other side
The reality:
>loses focus due to trying too hard to think and misses the target
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>>154932832
because it actually works as long as you're not retarded and you shoot at the net
by doing that retarded cheating shit, you make sure goalie doesn't have much chance to react to the actual shot and a lot of times you force them to get outside of their line too fast
this garbage needs to be banned
penalty should be made the moment the whistle sounds and that's the moment goalie should move as much as he wants
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>>154936331
What a fucking retard. What a complete, irredeemable FUCKING mongoloid. How many times do you have to see this happen to other players before you start thinking "ok maybe I'll just fucking kick the ball into the net instead of this retarded-ass cringe little tapdance". It just fucking boggles the mind.
Jesus christ I had no horse in this race and seeing this makes me mad anyway. Fucking dumb ass motherfucking cunt IT'S A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL YOU DIPSHIT.
Fuck.
F U C K.
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>>154936331
absolute state
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MFW I'm stepping up to score the winning penalty.
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>>154936580
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>>154936331
goalkeeper wasn't even moving. kwaboty
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>>154936331
Wtf, that really is almost a 1:1 replay of the 2020 Euros final
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>>154936331
Left footers always aim to the right
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>>154936331
BTW, why the fuck does this look like FIFA? It's like the resolution is low or it's all sped up or something.

I genuinely thought this was AI at first (despite watching this live).
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>>154936709
It's low bitrate (fitting 19 secs of 1080p video into <4 MB) and it's 60 fps Youtube video converted to 30 fps.
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>>154936709
>>154936814
Also it's free Youtube video to begin with which is crappy.
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>>154933123
kek
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>>154936709
thought the same lol. Goalie looks like he has a white outline and the audience is basically 2d
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>>154933123
i dont get it
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>>154936331
>not a single white PSG fan in the stands
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>>154937469
Impressive. Let's see Arsenal's fans.
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>>154937469
It's the lesser of two evils with arsenal not having a single heterosexual fan in the stands.
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It's the signature pecho frío weakmind penalty kick. A good player who knows what he's doing will make up his mind, run to the ball and go for the best shot he can. But when a taker does the gaywalk, you can very clearly picture what's going through his mind.
>i can't mess this up
>let me try to make the keeper nervous
>let's go... calm and slow... let's see where the keeper goes
>very close now
>i'll put my foot next to the ball and see where the keeper moves
>oh fuck fuck fuck fuck he isn't moving
And then he misses because he's in an awkward position to shoot.
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>>154937594
you don't even need to know what you're doing, you just have to ooga booga kick the ball hard and fast
remember the england vs italy euro finals when rashford did the gaywalk and missed but maguire just went kaboom and the goalie didn't even see it until it was already inside the goal
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>>154936331
VIVEN EN UN COUNTRY
SE COGEN LAS MEJORE MINAS
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>>154932955
>looking cool
Problematic and toxic.
Looking like a faggot is the new thing
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>>154936448
It's a sound strategy in theory but there's an issue. Since they're reacting to the keeper, the kick becomes a split second decision like every other kick in the game (and as we know players botch most shots in real time).
Henry kinda talked about this before the shootout. He said it's better to pick a target and stick to it no matter what. Whenever he improvised he missed more penalties.
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>>154937666
And Rashford's going to the WC while Maguire isn't, more fun times ahead
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stutter works well against a keeper like Raya who dives early but Eze panicked when the psg keeper didn't move
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>>154945941
you can panic and still manage to hit the ball inside the posts
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>>154946513
You fail to understand that it's harder
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Why tf did farteta pick Gabriel as 5th taker, what a retard



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