Why do players still fall for the stutter pen meme?
>>154932832single digit IQ
because they primarily care about looking cool over helping the team, even in a Champions League final
>>154932832the PSG goalie didnt save a single shot. Arsenal players missed on their own. The stutter works versus keepers, it fails with bad players
blacks can't be trusted to engage in sound strategic thinking
>>154932832>10 years
>>154932832just copy balotelli or ivan toney
>>154932832Looking like he's about to squash Jerry with a mallet
>>154933123kek
Have current players developed taking a penal, or were the GKs terrible?
>>154933123lol
>>154932955That is the antithesis of cool
>>154932832Bruno Fernandes makes it work sometimes, hence why he's player of the year
>>154932832They din't fall for it. It's just their bodies spazzing out because they are too nervous. Then you can to hear people saying that penalties are luck.
>>154932955doing the gay ass paradinha just to kick the ball into the stands is peak uncool
>>154933026Based takeBalotelli was goat, go look for Giuseppe Signori penalties if you like that style
>>154936142well obviously in their head they’re going to fool the goalkeeper then do their trademark celebration and reap the social media likes
>>154936331Why are ngubus so shit at pens?
>>154936331That PSG keeper is moving like a snailLiterally all they had to do was keep on target, he wasn't blocking shit.
>>154932832The plan:>hehehe I'm going to throw the GK off he's going to jump early and then I'll kick the ball to the other sideThe reality:>loses focus due to trying too hard to think and misses the target
>>154932832because it actually works as long as you're not retarded and you shoot at the netby doing that retarded cheating shit, you make sure goalie doesn't have much chance to react to the actual shot and a lot of times you force them to get outside of their line too fastthis garbage needs to be bannedpenalty should be made the moment the whistle sounds and that's the moment goalie should move as much as he wants
>>154936331What a fucking retard. What a complete, irredeemable FUCKING mongoloid. How many times do you have to see this happen to other players before you start thinking "ok maybe I'll just fucking kick the ball into the net instead of this retarded-ass cringe little tapdance". It just fucking boggles the mind.Jesus christ I had no horse in this race and seeing this makes me mad anyway. Fucking dumb ass motherfucking cunt IT'S A CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL YOU DIPSHIT.Fuck.F U C K.
>>154936331absolute state
MFW I'm stepping up to score the winning penalty.
>>154936580
>>154936331goalkeeper wasn't even moving. kwaboty
>>154936331Wtf, that really is almost a 1:1 replay of the 2020 Euros final
>>154936331Left footers always aim to the right
>>154936331BTW, why the fuck does this look like FIFA? It's like the resolution is low or it's all sped up or something.I genuinely thought this was AI at first (despite watching this live).
>>154936709It's low bitrate (fitting 19 secs of 1080p video into <4 MB) and it's 60 fps Youtube video converted to 30 fps.
>>154936709>>154936814Also it's free Youtube video to begin with which is crappy.
>>154936709thought the same lol. Goalie looks like he has a white outline and the audience is basically 2d
>>154933123i dont get it
>>154936331>not a single white PSG fan in the stands
>>154937469Impressive. Let's see Arsenal's fans.
>>154937469It's the lesser of two evils with arsenal not having a single heterosexual fan in the stands.
It's the signature pecho frío weakmind penalty kick. A good player who knows what he's doing will make up his mind, run to the ball and go for the best shot he can. But when a taker does the gaywalk, you can very clearly picture what's going through his mind.>i can't mess this up>let me try to make the keeper nervous>let's go... calm and slow... let's see where the keeper goes>very close now>i'll put my foot next to the ball and see where the keeper moves>oh fuck fuck fuck fuck he isn't movingAnd then he misses because he's in an awkward position to shoot.
>>154937594you don't even need to know what you're doing, you just have to ooga booga kick the ball hard and fastremember the england vs italy euro finals when rashford did the gaywalk and missed but maguire just went kaboom and the goalie didn't even see it until it was already inside the goal
>>154936331VIVEN EN UN COUNTRYSE COGEN LAS MEJORE MINAS
>>154932955>looking coolProblematic and toxic.Looking like a faggot is the new thing
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>>154936448It's a sound strategy in theory but there's an issue. Since they're reacting to the keeper, the kick becomes a split second decision like every other kick in the game (and as we know players botch most shots in real time).Henry kinda talked about this before the shootout. He said it's better to pick a target and stick to it no matter what. Whenever he improvised he missed more penalties.
>>154937666And Rashford's going to the WC while Maguire isn't, more fun times ahead
stutter works well against a keeper like Raya who dives early but Eze panicked when the psg keeper didn't move
>>154945941you can panic and still manage to hit the ball inside the posts
>>154946513You fail to understand that it's harder
Why tf did farteta pick Gabriel as 5th taker, what a retard