>30/05 - Saturday - EST19:30 - Ecuador vs Saudi Arabia20:00 - South Korea vs Trinidad and Tobago21:00 - Mexico vs Australia>31/05 - Sunday05:25 - Japan vs Iceland13:45 - Germany vs Finland14:30 - USA vs Senegal16:30 - Brazil vs Panama11 days - 20 hours - 30 minutes until WC26 begins> https://days.to/until/fifa-world-cup
Scotland won 4-1 against Curazao earlier today. This was visitant's goal
>US restaurants to add mandatory tipping for diners in World Cup host cities during the tournamentSupposedly the measure is necessary to fairly compensate workers as international visitors may not be familiar with US tipping culturehttps://www.the-independent.com/bulletin/news/world-cup-host-cities-tipping-restaurants-b2985553.html
>>154937242If it's mandatory then how is it a tip? Wouldn't bumping up the prices have the same effect?
I don't think Brazil will beat us tomorrow since Nerman is already injured again kek
>>154937898No because US restaurants don't pay their workers or so I've heard
>>154937103isnt it a little bit risky to play so close to the start of the world cup?
>>154937205Sheffield United's Tahith Chong.He's been absolutely shite all season and then he pulls this out the bag.
>>154938106yeah, Scotland lost a player in today's friendly, but it's also a time to test who is in shape, since there's a little windows to replace them in case of injuries.(e.g.: Montiel and Paredes)>>154937242are tips written on the ticket or you just give them in cash to the worker? working in gastronomy industry is inhuman
>Norway-Swedenwew
>>154938442F
SK XI, starts in 25 bings
Ecuador goal
2nd goal
>>154938442>losing a player at a friendly against curazaohow much did they got paid for that match?
where the hell are they playing lol
>>154940066i retire what i said, this is heaven
Mex v Aus playing rn
I don't know why I thought people would be more excited to see mexico playing...
Mexibros...we are sooo back
>aussie gk
>>154937242Why not just pay the workers fair wages?
Chimpout
>>154941464>Wants workers to have higher wages>Doesn't want to pay them directly and doesn't want higher prices.Anon, I...
>>154941464Why not just stop being antisemitic?
>>154941095nobody gives a shit about that garbage team except for shitcanos and murricans pretending to be shitcanos to farm (you)s
>>154943240Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh........
tournament logo is still mega gay btw
>>15493710360 YEARS OF HURT
>>154937898Most countries already do this with some sort of ‘service charge’. They’re not legally imposed taxes or fees, so you could technically not pay them, although you could argue that by ordering from the menu, you’re implicitly already agreeing to pay it, if it’s clearly advertised there.But if I were in America, I’d stiff them almost every time, particularly in places like bars and cafés where you’re literally just pouring shit into a cup and charging 10 times what the ingredients and labour cost. You have to keep giving money to greedy kikes and kike adjacents? Well, that’s your problem, not mine.
>>154945273rare
>>154938442England are playing Costa Rica the day before the world cup starts, pointless friendly as we can't risk most the first team
benuldy to swiss :D
another benuldy :D
>Mexico actually wonwhat the fuck is wrong with australia
we're playing ukraine rn. it should be politically motivated murderball after what zelensky did but modern footballers are numale beta cucks so nothing will happen
>Gabriel that KWAB'd yesterday is on our teamoh lord
>>154949756Are you going to invade and annex the western half of THE ukraine?
Japan 1 - 0 Iceland(*^ーﾟ)b
>>154949909i wish, though it would be more like taking back whats rightfully ours than an invasion
>>154937103Wonder whether Undav or Woltemade starts, Havertz isnt gonna play due to CL finale yesterday
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE GET IN THE MOOD
Poland bros what is happening?
>>154937242Why can’t americans into paying a wage
>>154949756Jak tam w "ojczyźnie"? XDRytuał upodlenia trwa w najlepsze Beka z was polaczki
Hype for the worlds is on an all time low in Germany. I see multiple avoidable factors for this misery ranked on how much they effect this:>Held in USA (more hated in Germany than Israel) and they force the comercial breaks and stuff upon us>Rampid comercialisation (no 50+1 mentality anywhere, impossible to go there on a budget)>Team is inbetween the "Old Giants" (Neuer, Müller) and the new players (Musialla, Wirtz, Stolpermade)>Nagelman cant decide between generations >New players are saniticed, social media friendly and boring (no Kevin Großkreuz Döner Antics)We are cucked player and trainer wise, and all other "Soft Factors" (Location, Athmosphere) are Bad. This will be one of the most boring and horrible to watch WMs of all time. Even Stammtisch boomers know its an event only for the elites and retardet americnas.
>>154951118You're just saying this so you don't jinx it right? I think Germany will win this.
>>154951118imagine if you lose the friendly against us the week before it starts keknot fuckin likely but the tears would be sweet
>>154941464>>154950691>>154945273It's the same thing here. The workers want low wages so they get put on the low income tax bracket and pay less. Whilst earning an additional 200-1000 dollars in tips per shift depending on where you work, that won't be taxed. On paper you're making like $20-25k a year but if you include tips you're actually $55-60k
Cape Verde beat Serbia 3:0 lmao
>>154951503
How bad are the US these days? Think I might watch them play Senegal later.
What the hell went wrong with Poland, weren't they one of the GOATs?
First time Musiala and Wirtz play together since Euros 2024
>>154951213>I think Germany will win this.Why?
>>154951710slippery spaghet
alright fellas, the wife is FINALLY off to her lunch date with the new boyfriend, what game we watchin'?
>>154952374Guess I'll watch this and if it's shit at half time I'll switch over
>>154952374is it worth watching bros
>>154952977Natürlich
>>154952411Best team and will win the cup. If anything England won't make it past the group stages.FUR DAS DEUTSCHE VOLK SIEG HEIL energy will prevail at the end of the day.
>>154953055you missed the Umlaut retaredt LARPer
the germany match has started
god those jerseys are horrible
>>154953094It's called a joke, you absolute bellend. Lighten up, "retaredt".
>>154953175yea got me on that one geezersry for the V2s our bad
>>154953055Basiert (we arent getting past the Fr*nch tho)>>154952374Not true, we had 2 matches after Euros where they played 7-0 against Bosnia amd 5-0 vs Hungary, kinda shows how much we rely on the two
>>154953223>yea got me on that one geezerGlad you liked it.>sry for the V2s our badHey, an attempt was made. You win some you lose some. No hard feelings at the end of the day. Anyway, I'll stop pissing around now and get back to the footy.>>154953276Good to see you here, brother!
>brown
>>154953454Yes, I am. You got a problem with that, timmy?
germany is not looking that good tbhwf
Brüder...diese finnischen Neger sind stärker als wir gedacht haben.
>
Who do you think will win the WC this year?
UNDAV IN
Woltemadebros...
>>154953854there is no sutch thing as a Woltemadebro. Noone likes fransteinmade
>>154953946I like him :)
I thought Nicolas Jackson was Colombian all this time.
>>154937205Honestly find it quite heartwarming when you get these irrelevant little micronations getting their moment in the spotlight. You just know after all this the players will go back to their regular day jobs, but in moments like this they become national heroes and it distracts their countrymen from their shitty lives. Shame that Curacao managed to score though.
US-Senegal lineups
>>154951503Based. Did my man Jamiro Monteiro start?
>>154954083Nothing heartwarming about Curacao desu they just recruited the Netherlands E team to play for them.
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Beautiful play
>Spanish network playing a documentary about Diego Luna before the Senegal friendly even have his parents talking how meaningful it would be to them and hyping up the Mexican American audience about the national team>the documentary ends with the disclaimer he didnt make it to the world cup squadlol, lmao even.
>Go for a piss>USA already scored
That was a good goal
It's coming home
DEST
Didnt realize sadio mane was still active
NO ERA
OH NO NO NO NO FINLAND CHADS
Senegal's defense is getting rattled by this press
>nico jackson
That was amazing pressing from Undav
Who can stop us?
PULIGOD
PULI-SICK
I've seen enough, we're winning the world cup
Guatemala would easily win afcon
Afconbros...
What a great pass from Karl and decent finish from Undav again!
>Water break
I've seen enough. The cup is riggied for us. It's coming home boys!!
Pozzer break
I've seen enough. USA vs Germany will be the final and Cape Verde will finish third.
>>154954732laptop break actually
>ramadan breakit's over
>>154954732Did you enjoy the first quarter?
>>154954780Uh this is the United States of America Paco, not el estadio unidoes or whatever. You have to go back okay?
wait, americans are actually can play soccer now?
>>154954732LMAO
>>154954780>>154954832nice goal and nice kit
>>154954838>he doesn't know
>>154954833Sorry bro but REAL American Outlaws chant OOOOOO ESTADOS UNIDOS
Can't tell if we're playing good or Senegal is just playing lazy and sandbagging
>>154954833>paying to watch friendlies Its free on Telemundo and it has the funny goal celebrations
>>154954838They're unironically not bad just were plagued by shitty coaching maybe things have changed
>>154954822got myself a 6er of coors light. making sure after each quarter my tummy is as cold as the rockies™©®
>>154954904Not sure but it kindof looks like they might be trying to practice being behind.
This shit is easy. Crazy that you can still get good odds for the USA to win the World Cup. It's ours.
what happened here
I'm not circumcised. Am I still allowed to root for the US at the world cup?
>>154955021serbia decided soccer is for fags and stopped playing it as a country
>>154955021eufa is a fraud top heavt confederation
So I was gonna pull up a stream but kind of pointless now isn't it
>>154955021>Here's the uefa team I told you it'd easily qualify on another continent, bro
>>154955048no
>>154955085Link where?
>>154955021Serbia gets 1% worse at everything for every centimeter of Russian cock they deepthroat
It's crazy that Pochettino is still doing lineup experiments a week before the world cup.
>>154955048fuck no.
oh no no no no no
>>154955112Bummer. Guess I'll have to root for Iran then.
uh oh usmntbros....
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>154955021cuidado con cabo verde
Lazy ass effort
>>154955132I'd take that over playing the same injured old farts over and over again.
Senegal scoring is a good thing. Turner is a shit goalie. Getting a fluke shutout would have meant he got minutes during the World Cup. Freese needs to start.
God we are so shit
ICE SEEN AROUND THE TUNNEL READY TO ARREST SENEGAL PLAYERS AT HALFTIME
>>154955085You were saying?
Am I going crazy or does it look like fake grass at the USA SEN match pitch
das it mane
imagine if burgers cared
>>154955213Relax, anon. They're just there for the BBCs.
I've seen enough, both are mid
>>154955192Turner isn’t starting regardless of the result here
>>154955235It's in the USA, everything is fake.
>Turner
Just tuned in. pulishit scored?!
>>154955285Scored and got an Assist PuliGOD
>>154955278Except for their love for people of color.
>>154955235It most likely is. That stadium won't be used on the wc and Americans usually use synthetic so they have no reason to change it.
>>154955285He assisted too, Muhammad. Pulisic is a top 5 player in the world.
>>154955304You're selling him short, anon.
we lost 3-0 against fucking who????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>154955304>Pulisic is a top 5 player in the world.
>>154955395A "nation" of 500k island niggas who practice footy by kicking a coconut around and use palm trees as goalposts.
>>154955414USA Pulisic is a fucking animal and he showed that at the last world cup. He cares when playing for USA.
>>154955395hey, show a team that qualified to the world cup some respect. expected result
>>154955532good player but top 5 is a bit of a stretch m8
PuliGOD finally got away from this bald retard
Its latin larper summer. Went to HEB bought papaya for smoothies and Jamaica for agua de Jamaica. Bought the US soccer jersey. What else is needed to larp as a soccer lover? Fajitas?
>>154955471sounds sovl
>>154955552Im not the guy that said top 5, im not delusional lolBut he will be one of the 5 most important players for any team at this world cup
>>154955569Coronas with the salt and lemon slice
>Brazil next
>>154955569All you need is a pint, mate.
Senegal is in real trouble now that we got our World beaters Roldan and Arfsten on
The humiliation ritual starts today.
>>154955642They suck, but we also have Mckennie and Balogun on now. Basically a wash.
whats the cope if we lose today
>>154955646>>154955659you'll win easily
Balongun just entered top 5 or something
USA USA USA
GOLAZOOOOO
m-most dangerous lead
is this the Senegal C team or something? their defending is horrible
Isn't that offside?
aw fuck
>>154955395What happens at Cabo Verde?
>>154955753stop noticing
>>154955753Clearly offside, maybe theres no VAR in friendlies.
>>154955749Senegal's defense is their weakness and we've been pressing
TWO NIL AND YA FUCKED IT UP
>>154955753only by a full human body length. ticky tack if you ask me
>>154955804Relax, you still win.
A MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>debut keeper
Why did we pull our goalie again?
Thank God this our W team.
Not like this USA bros
I'm confused now. Stream says it's 2-2 but score websites claim it's 3-2.
>>154955831Turner and Brady aren't playing during the World Cup. Poch is just getting everyone minutes now.
It’s fine guys Miles Robinson is our worst center back lots of people were annoyed he was even called up Won’t start ever
Miles Robinson fucking sucks. I've always said this. He's a good athlete but a terrible center back.
>>154955860Turner is possible, Brady shouldn't be playing at all
Moments like this are literally exactly where Diego Luna would be perfect to come into the game and give us a spark
Unironically they are trying to press by just staring
>mane again
>>154955960We don't need mexican giga midgets.
>>154955967Isn't that how they've always pressed though
>>154955981Wow, the US anons were not wrong about the keeper.
that was great, this should be our starting elevenLenny Karl and Undav both MOTM for meis USA match still going on?
>>154955858>do I believe my eyes or what a website says?
>>154956017yes friend
why the fuck it shows me 2-2?
They're getting refballed at home.
NO GOL
LMAOOOO
Third time's the charm ameribros
overturn that you fuck ref
>>154956059pero si gol
This ref's wife is definitely fucking a Senegalese man and he loves it
Minute 60 and both teams have given up.
>>154956039oh great, we play them next for a friendly, its been a while since ive seen them play.
in b4>Balogun is better than Haaland for real!
>baloGUNHell yeah he's one of ours
Is that you? Obito?
>>154956094Both teams probably want get out of here and see the historic fourth ward of charlotte north carolina
We're playing a goofy lineup, the refs are rigging it for Senegal, and we're still winning. Soccer belongs to America.
Does a player get penalized for having too many offsides? If not, then why don't some players just troll and keep spamming offsides until the ref gets tired of it and lets him have one?
>scoreboard still shows 3-2
>>154956168Offsides gives the other team the ball. Spamming it only hurts you.
>>154956180The commentators on my stream explicitly say it's 3-2. Only the ref knows the real score.
>>154956111Top 3 strikersHaalandOsimhenBaloGUN
>>154956180>>154956227It's actually 3-2 now though
what is the actual score in this bullshit? How it even possible to fucked up this way?
>>154956168There's teams that actually do some bullshit like that. They fake an offside to use as bait (moving defenders to that player) while another player that is on side gets the ball.
>>154956217Any team could time waste through it when they are up on goals. I think giving a yellow for multiple intentional offsides for time wasting might make sense.
lol at Arfsten trying those MLS stepovers against a real team.
Is this USA A team or B team?
>>154956460A mix of both.
fucking trollpost
dood 3 clear chances
>>154956460An odd mix of both.
OMFG
lmaoooooooooo
Fun fact: our GK is Tom Brady's cousin
Man, McKennie is good.
The last attempt was a huge fuck up. No need to control it there, just shoot.
just put the ball into the net, no?
>>154956460Our 4 best players are Mckennie, Pulisic, Balogun, and Robinson. Robinson and Pulisic played the first half. Balogun and Mckennie played the second half. Poch doesn't believe in chemistry.
>Poch benched Aaronson because he skipped practice for his weddingbased
>>154956596It's harsh, but I get it. One of our players missed the birth of his child to play with the NT.
>>154956596Why would you make such plans for this time of the year when you know it will be busy? Schedule it the day after the wc final just in case.
I CANT SCORE
Arfsten does do some sexy chops and step overs but he defends like a USL player
I don't think the USA team is going to win this football world cup, lads
>>154956705if we just score more goals than the other team in each match I think we can pull it out
without mls shitters we beat most teams besides spain, france and england lmaooo
>>154956719I kept my r9 vapors for like 10 years until they literally broke in half
>>154955471>practice footy by kicking a coconut aroundyou say it like it's not impressive
>>154956705We should have scored 5 totalIt’s in the bag
>>154956719Fine gents, would never recognise these mouth breathing heavens.
>>154956719Vini's impersonator is somehow less ugly than him.
>>154956719Where's the edit?
US looking a bit shambolic without the ball.
We really lost Tessman and Cardoso at the worst possible time Oh well
anyone notice the people singing our anthem were off-beat
>>154956830Absolutely deers in headlight, thinking charging at the opponent makes you a PL player and then getting sidestepped like slomo.
>>154956828The French anon got killed during the psg celebrations.
I used to play with a guy who could vomit on command. He would vomit on the ball and take a knuckle ball shot. Sometimes the goalkeeper was so grossed out he didn't even stop it.
>>154956845they had to literally shut down the anthem, probably a problem with the sound return, cause no way alcione would fuck this up
this is what gringos get for complaining like "We DoN'T cArE aBoUt ThIs SpOrT"
>Panama left wingback nickname is Blackman
>>154956845>talentless pagode singer and a 100 yo grannyI don't know what I expected really
Golaço da porra.
EL MONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOLASu
Who’s our rwb/rb?That part of the pitch has been empty most of the second half
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
gg senegalholy shit vini golaco
O hexa can't be stopped. It's over...
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA
Link
Great result for USA. I wanted us to play against Senegal, but our FA got us the mighty Iceland instead.
That devil Virginia was corrupting his soul and skills. Our Mono is awakened now.
>>154957001
Linkle
>>154957032https://soccerbox.me/brazil-vs-panama-live/international-friendly/stream-1
>>154957014You're DEFINITELY not going to lose against those loosers!
Sadio Mane got to fuck underage pussy and nobody even cares because it's his culture
ooof that was a bit ugly
>>154957044defender looked at the guy who lost the ball like this
feels like Panama woke up
>>154957044apologize
>>154957109>random scribble tattoosdisgusting
Pamama
You can tell the referee isn't Brazilian because he's actually letting the game flow.
>Carrasquilla on the thumbnail>Not even on the benchI hate this so much
GK KWAB
Alisson should be beheaded.
oh no no noselecinhasisters what's happening
Meu Deus.
Hear me out Brasil. If you're really serious about seeking O Hexa this year, you MUST APOLOGIZE the cat first. Say "Sinto muito, Senhor Gato. Eu nunca vou mexer com você de novo".
ah hahahahahahah
>BRAPZ1Lis back
I hate the seleção, toma no CU
>>154957167i like the pussy
>>154957167I remember...
CONCACAF is elite
We are getting pressured by Panama...
Oh god why is Alisson still thereSend help please
Panamada historica
I don't know if he was called but I wouldn't play gabrigol if I were you, brazil bros
why is Panama playing so well
Panama is dangerous....
>>154957293He wasn't, thank God.
this isn't funny, brazul. start playing for real.
they don't call us "Grupo de La Muerte" for nothing
>>154956719
PanamaGODS are too strong...
a bit harsh to not start neymar today. I'm sure at least one of his limbs work
>team is USA>has a player named BaloGUN
>>154957449
Six seven
HEXA
Brazilian narrators are saying that Panama is actually good and their players play in big leagues.Hexa postponed until 2030.
I'll take a 2x1just end the match right here and now pls
O HEXA
It was impedated actually.
onsidehexa back on>ref explaining the decision in englishkek
>>154957572This world cup the world will learn the true power of concacaf
it's amazing how Ancelotti has unlocked the full potential of the cariocasto beat Panama
>>154957601100% suisexo
Didn't even know Raphinha was playing.
PUNISHED VINI
>>154957506Go easy on my sides chingbro
> conceding to PanamaYeah you're definitely not winning shit lmao
A face not even a mother could love.
they keep flopping on a FRIENDLY against PANAMA
>>154957729we are missing Neymarfuck off
>>154957738he looks like he's thinking on yellow sources of potasium
>>154957729just one itsy bitsy little goal, a lapse of attention trust the HEXO
>>154957739panama is an honorary conmebol country
>Alisson did the fusion dance with Cassio>started conceding Cassio-tier goalsbros...
>Panama playing murderball>Selecao fishing for penaltieslmaonothing ever changesI'm feeling quarterfinals this cup again bros
This nigga never had one decent match for the NT.
>>154957819The knockouts start at the round of 32, I dont know if we will avoid pipocating dor two matches.
>>154957810it is objectively Colombian clay, therefore south american, therefore a future territory of the second brazilian empire
Are you guys plagued by AI slop? cus I did. THERE'S TOO MUCH SLOP IN OUR TV COMMERCIALS AND I FUCKING HATE IT. What happened to human creativity?
>>154957880I barely watch TV, honestly.
>>154957880just now I ordered hamburger and all of the illustrative pictures in the menu were AI generated
>>154957880Yep, backgrounds on commercials are usually AI now, little touch ups, sometimes the entire thing.
>>154957849We can face netherlands in the first playoff....heh....good times incoming
>>154957880>TVWhat is a TV?
start already faggots, I dont have all day
Endrick on field!
>paquetawho invited my man blud
>>154958070Surprised these two get along. You'd think Lisandro dislikes Dibu's toxic masculinity.
O SEXA
Momentum.Let's do this fucking thing
>>154957748You're missing the has been permanently injured skinny fat alcoholic? Say less
SEXA VEM
meme goal?
Rayan doubters in shambles.
Oi boa noite
3-1 is a dangerous lead
ILHA DE PAQUETÀ EM FESTA
>>154958200
O HEXA É
RUMO AO XEXA
HEXABROS? HOW WE FEELING?
>O HEX-ACK
ERA
EEERAAAA
Se Panamacabó.
I don’t understand why they completely unable to score in matches that matter. It’s literally just kick the ball in the right direction. The goal is ginourmous, you cannot miss if you have eyes
1 more, for the HEXA
HEXA? I AM FEELING THE HEPTA!!
If you go hard after five, that's how you get an injured player. Frankly I wouldn't blame Panama.
Tell me about Paqueta. Why does he dance like a fag?
>>154958296Our guys are just zesty, faggy dances are common.
>>154958296because he is a fag
>>154958296American twitter discovered last WC that Brazillians dance after a goal.
>>154958296I hope you like the really lame and cringy dances our players do when we score this WC
>>154958296His deceased little brother used to dance like that, so he honor him that way now.
>>154958296
>GETV audioFix this shit globo niggers
Is this the last friendly today?
>>154958312That's Colombia's gimmick stop stealing their swag
>>154958363how dare you deny us the right
> player named farina Any of you had farina? I mix it with my whey powder shit is delicious
Hexabros...I'm not sure this is gonna cut it against real teams without a lot of riggi
where bruno G
>>154958382Our team is flashes of genius masking how often we fuck up, it's inherently unreliable into real teams.
>>154958392Benched, the whole team changed on half time
6 X 1 O HEXA O HEXA O HEXAAAAA
lol, it's not even funny anymore
STOP THE COUNT
O HEXA is back, I hope Germany can play against them it would be a great match
GOLAÇO
Now imagine if Neymar was playing!
waiting for the 7-1
>lucky 6>unluck 7x1STOP MAKING GOALS
>>154958526lol
O sexa
>they are afraid of scoring again
The O Hexa is over.
Holy shit that blooter.
really nice Panama goal
Harvey... I KNEEL
>>154957729X2. Even worse
our defense is beyond shit and almost concede some 3 goals a better opponent would have scored
>panama
>scores an amazing goal so everyone forgets about the fact that we got rapedbased weinstein
shiiiieeeeeeetThat was an amazing shot holy shit
>>154957729>>154958584why are americans so on the edgeyou guys should relax and take it easy
>>154958613If an American flag is posting on a soccer thread, they probably not American.
>>154958636Being super on the edge is a classic big city american thingt. knower
I'm your usual faggot who only tunes in for the cup, but why Neymar? Isn't he washed as fuck?
>>154958296>>154958312I never understood why brazil dancing last world cup cause such a frenzy when dancing as a celebration isn't all that uncommon in football especially international footy. Aside from americans latching onto to it for culture war reasons I think the weirdest bit was how upset it made british pundits for some reason
>>154958737Media pressure to put him on, Ancelotti's renewal up to 2030 was only confirmed after Neymar got his spot. He drives views for casulas and we want to get our own Messi moment, even though Neymar doesn't compare to him at all.
>>154958737He's not really going to play, he's going to put on a Canarinho costume and dance on the bench
>>154958737boomers started to worship him since craque neto defended him last wc
>>154937916it do be like that
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Can I get a QRD on our odds lads? I only tune in /sp/ for the WC
>>154957572>their players play in big leagues
>>154959597I bet you'll make at least the quarters
>>154937916oh no no no
>>154959516nice some good matches tomorrow
USA bros are we back?!?!?
>>154960539Unattached FC is elite.
>>154960761Sounds reasonable
>>154961367at least until the team faces Germany next week. Pray that no one gets injured at the last minute.
Bulgarian on now
>>154959516>12:00 - Norway vs Sweden>13:45 - Austria vs Tunisia>18:00 - Colombia vs Costa RicaThese for me, Rangnicks boys vs Tunisia sounds like a good watch
>>154964626Looking forward to Norway Sweden desu
>>154964693Funnily enough they have barely played eachother in footy, only 8 times, despite being rivals
>>154964727That is pretty crazy. You'd expect they've played each other more than that.
>No Haaland nor GyokeresBooooo
>>154964753Confirmed? That sucks, I guess they want to keep injury free.>>154964752I was surprised too!
It's amazing to me that people care about these friendlies
>>154964753It is what it is. They need rest at the end of the day. No doubt just like Germanon says that they would want to keep them away from injuries.
>>154964806Im a bit hyped for the WC, and I like getting to know other NTs before the tournament starts, although I guess its bcuz I really like football in general.
>We'll see over the next week and a half. A lot has happened to him in the last few months – processing all of that is one of the biggest challenges at his age. He did well, creating chances and creating space for others. But you all saw Leroy Sané's cameo – that was brilliant. Leroy brings incredible dynamism. Jamalblocked that one situation in the end; otherwise, Leroy would have scored. And then we also have Jamie(Leweling)up our sleeve."I hate Nagelsmann so much its unreal
>>154964806football is football and with club football over for the season there isn't anything else on.
>>154955981>american defending
Who is favorite for the battle of scandinavia?
any streams for the Scandinavian match?
VICTORY OR DEATH
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I had no idea Graham Potter manages Sweden now lol random
>>154965124fawanews sc
det är över
I've seen enough. Sweden is NOT winning the World Cup.
>>154965230this match isnt about the world cup
holy fuck we suck
>>154965232this match is more important
can you believe our FA wants to build a new stadium with twice the capacity in a city with basically 0 football culture
The battle of the Nordic vikings, Musa vs Isak
>>154965259Using tax payer's money a la USA or their own?
>>154965230These shitters unironically believe that they can do it
National team Nusa is scary. Needs to change club
It's over
Sweden what are you doing
>tfw you miss the stat padding game
>>154965294the FA largely funds themselves but a new stadium would need state/municipal fundingit's also planned to be built in east Oslo where all the brownies live lel
>>154965352He got to play Moldova, he can't complain
>>154965304Good, don't want these retards to overthink things
>trusting potter get what they deserve tbqhwyfl
>that horn out of nowhereWould be hilarious if Haaland came in charging out of nowhere.
lmao the clearance into his own guylarsen ffs your finishing...
OH NONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONO THEY ARE BEING HUMBLED NOWAY IS WINNING THE WHOLE THING
How???
Norway fans have a gigantic meme potential.
>Oslo temp 15°Holy perfection, just wait until the infernal heat over in amurica
This smith guy seems a bit bad
>>154965352The butcher or Iraq
There's the shit set-piece goal too, nice
>>154965492It's his debut
POTTEEEEEEEEEEER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE WORLD CUP OF FIRE?????
>>154965463Too bad only bougie fans can afford to go the games.
this ishowspeed world cup song is better than the shakira one this year
and this is with Shit-Fartsen up top not Erlingz
sweden should hand their spot to italy at this point this is getting embarrassing
>>154965550Pottah, did you play the meme three at the back strat again?
Ngl could see them finish third
>>154965558I thought everyone in Norway was rich because of oil?
>>154965618Commentators mentioned Tunisia didn't concede once in their qualifying group which sounded impressive but I can see why
>>154965595it's ore like 5-3-2 considering there are like 4 centre backs in the back five and that random mls guy on the right, noones has ever seen play, hasnt crossed the halfway line yet
>>154965635Also one of the most intensely TDS countries on the planet.
>>1549656182 loses and one draw with tunisia is best they can get
DO IT FOR LEWANDOWSKI
World cup energy will change everything. These meme friendlies mean nothing. The somalian pirate prince and the hungARYAN aren't even playing
half our starters aren't playing, norway are only missing haaland and ödegaardtrust the plan
you now remember
>HT american ads about viagra can the 2nd half start please, I dont want to see this shit anymore
>>154965711>Gyokeres*trips with the ball and falls on his ass*>Isak*snaps his spaghetti Somalian leg in half trying to help him up*
>swedish players just laughing with eachother pre 2nd halfthey really dgaf
only 7 subs in halftime lol
scanning
Fuck, the B-squad is out there now...swedes have mercy!!
Isak's leg about to break in half
Damn our subs are so unbalanced...like all of them except Schjelderup are like more defensive+less good versions of our main team, having one or two out is perfectly fine but this team is give it to Schjelderup and pray levels going forward and have very little defensive structure lolspeaking of give to Schjelderup and pray, close
>>154966104Got Braut and Øde as spares though.
>>154966104these subs are basically putting sweden through a humiliation ritual, aasgaard as our 9 lol
>>154966141Yeah I like our depth overall and a lot of these warrant playtime in certain WC games for sure but ALL of them is taking the piss desu especially when we are down 2 offensive players.
How common is it to have a surname that starts with "Thor" in Norway? Among ethnic Norwegians I mean, of course.
You can really tell there's no striker lmao
>>154966181>https://www.ssb.no/befolkning/navn/statistikk/navn/artikler/etternavn
NOWAT IN SHAMBLES THIS IS THE END OF THEIR WORLD CUP HOPES
it's over
>>154965230I was wrong. Sweden are favorites to win it all.
nice goal
>>154966211Thanks, but I can't find the surnames Thorstvedt or Thorsby, so I guess it's an incomplete list.
>>154966181Thor is a first name so last names with it are usually variants on Thor-based first names affixed with -son like in Iceland. You have names like Thorvald or Thorstein that turn into Thorvaldson or Thorsteinsson. They're somewhat common I guess but far from ubiquitous.Damn the guy can score goals now? Guess he hates Arne Slot
>>154966259That makes sense. Thanks for the info, anon.
uh oh coomback
Don't worry sweden our B-team is shit too!One offside each is very egalitarian
>>154966259There are quite a few surnames coming from place names including variants of "Thor" though. Thorsby, -vik osv.
howeVAR
>>154966310Players are competing against eachother for a spot in starting XI, they are not really playing against the other team.
A Swede got a job with the Department of Transportation painting lines down the middle of a highway.On his first day, he painted five miles. His boss was thrilled and said, "That's incredible! You're working faster than anyone we've ever had."On the second day, he painted three miles. The boss was a bit disappointed but said, "Well, three miles is still respectable."On the third day, he only painted half a mile. The boss was furious and demanded an explanation.The Swede replied, "I can't help it! Every day I have to walk further and further just to get back to my paint bucket!"
it was nice of them to let Sweden play for a little while, but they can go home now
aasgaard not beating the useless allegations here
>>154966446dont you have browns too ?
>>154966562wdym? You can trace Bobb's lineage all the way to Erik the Red.
Based Laimer saying fuck you to possible injuries, go get that early exit king
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