Bronze is the new Gold edition>>154913576
>>154937777>>154937777>>154937777>>154937777>>154937777>>154937777
>>154937792kwab
I bought 3.5 grams of an indica called Comatose by 1964 and 7 grams of another indica called Bubblegum by Queen of the Underground
>>154937777>Konsta Helenius has to be the best today. He has to be better than Macklin Celebrini. He talked all the 23-24 season in Jukurit about how much better he was than CelebriniMore like BUSTbrini lmao. Helenius completely embarrassed him on the ice today.
Players get sold an education while you try the new game after years of HUT hell and millions of dollars in royalties flow back into the colleges. You studied really hard for your ps5
>>154937824>strain name by grower's nameI hope this trend NEVER goes out of style, not because I think it has any real purpose, but because it's a good gimmick for the industry and it's stuck around for a while >also, it's a heritage thing, and what's wrong with that?
what will happen to American players when NCAA takes all Canada players?
>>154937852Thats a funny lookinh greek
At least they won one of the all star games
>>154937867Also, this bubblegum bag has a clear front so you can actually see the bud before you buy it. I wish more companies would do that.
>most dangerous draw
>there's no external way to tell when a woman is ready to conceive
>>154937777Checked
1993
>>154937870USNDTP can take scraps
>>154937777GaryBruceBettman
>>154937904Gary's first year on the job. What's your point?
Unironically going to lose my virginity to a prostitute in august
>>154937932Wow she must be good is she's booked that far out
>>154937926you tell me samir
>>154937934I don't have a girl picked out. I'm going to Nevada in August and will visit a brothel
>>154937935who is samir?
>>154937949have fun wasting your money and feeling like even more of a failure.
>>154937949I unironically figures that was it. Have fun bro pick a hot skank that will treat you lovingly
>>154937932Nice dude, what's he look like?
>shopping for your first fuck like you were looking for new car tires in a Sears catalog Brave New World, with such people in it
>>154937958so you don't know
Celebrinibros, our boy literally can't win anything what the fuck is going on, I can't do another Thornton I just can't
>>154937777Checked, Gary would expect no less!
>3x Gold Medalist>World MVP>World Scoring Leader>WHL MVP>WHL Scoring Leader>Calder Trophy
>>154937996these retarded players need to realize that some teams are just never going to be good and jump ship when you can. Fans will get mad but you just end up ruining your career by staying.
>>154938022You're right, he should defect to the United States and never play for Team Canada again.
>>154937932>Brave Jew World
>>154938022>he must've known. question is...did he even care?
>>154938048nobody gives a fuck about international competitions. Canada dominated so long that it got boring. Does nothing for us now that they lose a few tournaments here and there. Also you only win because Russia is banned otherwise you'd be perpetual bronze medal winners.
>>154938075very well said in the third period friend
>>154938015
>most dangerous first intermission, presumably
>FUCK IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. MAKE WAY FOR BREEDING
was trying to come up with some OC and new memes but the creative juices just aren't flowing right now, bros.
>>154938135Hit up the AI bro
>>154937965How is that any different from dating?
>pre-scoreless draw in Loveland, CO
>>154938159Is he going to have a meltdown if Marner hoists Lord Gary's cup?
>>154938135Canada not winning anymore is not a coincidence. Not the losing last year vs Denmark, not the allowing late goals vs Czechs in three consecutive WJC and not the Olympic loss. It's all a result of a decline since Sochi 2014, primarily in defense.Canadian D was basically impenetrable in 2014/2016 (WCH) plus top goaltending. Today virtually every possession in D-zone is an adventure, on every Team Canada level. D in Milano was not up to standard.One can also add that the Olympic Team Canada had one (1) line that posed a threat and they didn't deliver when everything mattered. Again, it's not bad luck. It's all part of a downward trend. If Hockey Canada is aware? I don't know.
Carolina Canes organization appreciation threadAs a Habs fan, I just want to let the Carolina organization and their fans know that you guys have been amazing, to be honest. From playing the Canadian anthem in French (which meant a lot, by the way) to honoring Claude Lemieux, it's been class.I remember when Bergevin made that offer sheet to Aho about 4 or 5 years ago, and then you guys targeted KK. I really thought it would be the beginning of a bitter rivalry, but honestly, I've seen a completely different side of your fanbase during this series.I even got drunk with some of y'all, haha. Seriously, you've been amazing. I wanted to post this here because, for whatever reason, I'm banned from y'all sub.Go get that Cup now!
>>154938219Of course not. He will praise him like the söycuck he is.
>>154938265Ok, what reddit thread did you get this from?
>y'all>y'all
>>154938022gary will simply increase magnet strength until macklin wins if the sharks continue fucking up defence
Did some shirtless calisthenics in the yard, worked on the car, did some yardwork, and cooked some hot dogs bros. Time to kick it on back to some toons and a Doobie.
The amount of people picking Carolina over Vegas is really making me doubt that most people that talk about hockey actually watch it.
>>154938135I think this is why the league kept the coyotes around for so long
>>154938322Vegas sucked ass until Torts was hired and he unlocked the gay rapist
>>154938322wait, you guys actually watch hockey? im here for the memes
>scoreless in Loveland
>>154938322they're just picking against Hart because they think he's a rapist
>>154938094I predict his hairline will blow back like Auston.
>>154938159Poor guy probably just wanted to kill time and get engagement with "fun habs content," then that series was more depressing than anything the leafs have ever been involved in
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>154938383
>>154938322Beating the habs down easily is fresh in most minds.I think Vegas has a good chance to close this out if they keep it close, which goalie blinks first will also be important.
>>154938411HU RAH FOR DIXIE
>the city of Wheeling
>>154938441They were recovering from blowing out EM's back.>>154938445Them boys scoring can be contagious.
>>154938383he's almost there
>>154938411not on my watch! *loads springfield rifle*
>our love is about control Anna
>game 7 basketball>the first 3 quarters literally dont matter
Money puck odds
Does anyone on /sp/ actually play hockey in any form (ball, street, actual ice hockey etc)?If so give tips on how to get full gear and play with minimal skill level (yet)
>>154938725I played intramural floor hockey in college but the d3 hockey team also had a team and they destroyed us which I always thought was kinda unfair
>>154938690Lifelong Shalom Stars fan
>>154938725my advice is just to have fun and bee yourself :)
>>154937777Do you think he misses living with Joe?
>>154938725probably best to start with ball since you just need like gloves and a stick and maybe a helmet and the crowd will be much more casual and friendly
listening to known sens fan avril lavigne
154937899154938130154938650He was 17 and she was 20. I do not care how many roastie whores this guy raped.
>>154938725Played inline hockey back in the day. I could hit 25mph on inline skates. I was able to get good at it because I could practice whenever I wanted to as long it wasn't raining outside. If you want to get good at ice hockey you need access to an ice rink which gets very expensive.
>the wolves of Chiraq
>>154938702Almost even.Not that home ice matters much.
>the city of Loveland
>>154939011Hart wasn't the one that was 17, but the roastie was older than Hart
>>154937852Why does he look like an AI mix of Haaland and Ron Perlman?
>5-1Florida rolling again.
>>154939655That's about enough of that shit
>>154939655>“It’s possible that surge of love, that wave of love on Monday evening, triggered an emotion that was too intense,” Tremblay said, citing NHL friends close to Lemieux.>“It might have reawakened old pains, old suffering.”umm
cucknadia just cannot stop taking "L's" in their "national sport" this year. kek
>>154939655>Lemieux, a “tough guy” on the ice who was known to be deeply sensitive to rejection, never got over being passed over for the top honor of being inducted into the HOF, according to his pals.>“It’s possible that surge of love, that wave of love on Monday evening, triggered an emotion that was too intense,” Tremblay said, citing NHL friends close to Lemieux.>“It might have reawakened old pains, old suffering.”So basically depression ptsd and he went off the deep end fast?Was he career not good enough or would he have found something else to mull about?
>>154939655Kek bro had plenty of pussy and a family isnt some shit incel drinkng alone on saturday night waiting for the next beer league game. He dont know whay deperession is. Fuck gary
just spent a fortune ordering uber eats saaaar food. my boomer dad has never had it so we'll see how it goes.
>>154939819most of the time it's perfectly fine, it's just the few bad experiences that stick out
>>154938362ackchyually their stats were near the top of the league all season but adin hill was dogshit. hart is elite.
>>154939752I bet he gets an induction into the HoF now
vegas sisters...
>>154939841it's one of my favorite joints in town and have had a 97% success rate of it being good. but i can see his old being like "what is this shit".
>>154939882>tfw their obese unofficial mascot died of a heart attack just outside the door
F
>>154939990I thought he died
>>154939990F>>154939997>I thought
>>154939882I lived in Vegas most of my adult life and never once have I ever bothered to go there.
>>154939882lack of tourism is killing vegas
>>154939752that's not a bad quote but all of those nhl boomer alumni appearances are sad, it's just how they are, lots of guys probably won't do them for that reason
>>154939990Gary killing off former players until the Stanley Cup finals is insane.>Dennis Hull, the two-way NHL forward who starred alongside superstar older brother Bobby Hull with the Chicago Blackhawks and helped Canada win the 1972 Summit Series, died Friday night, according to brother Garry. He was 81.Dennis Hull, the two-way NHL forward who starred alongside superstar older brother Bobby Hull with the Chicago Blackhawks and helped Canada win the 1972 Summit Series, died Friday night, according to brother Garry. He was 81.>>154939997Well he is now.
>>154939997he did
>>154939882
>>154939882I barely recognize Vegas when I fly in there to go innadesert camping.Always new casinos and shit going missing.
>>154939882>>154940131sodom and gomorrah type shitenjoy your asteroid, vegas
I'm trying to find a youtube video where this team just keeps passing the puck to one player and just for him to shoot at the goal and it's hilarious and repeats like 5 times like it's their only tactic. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>154939882>Heart Attack Grill Closes After 20 Years, Owner Blames Rising Costs and Corporate Greed>One of Las Vegas' most divisive restaurants is closing its doors, and its owner is blaming the rising cost of doing business around the city.>"The Heart Attack Grill will not be renewing its long term lease. This decision stems from the reality that major casinos have intentionally priced the average person out of the quintessential American experience of affordable indulgence," the restaurant says on its website.>"The soul of Las Vegas has been replaced by corporate greed."Of all the people that died eating here, the thing that killed them was jews lol
>>154939882america's euthanasia program is way cooler than ours
>the Golden Knights technically went 39-43Losing record shitter
>>154940411cope
just put on the aaa show bro's
>>154940411They been great with Torts.
>>154940079Vegas tourism industry killed Vegas retard. Reno on the other hand is mogging their shit woth visitor numbers because they're not trying to nickel and dime everyone
>>154940232>"The soul of Las Vegas has been replaced by corporate greed."Haha what?
What did torts do that bruce didnt? Not be hated by players?
>renoKWAB
>>154940530>Fuck the Jews, the Mob was betteris basically what this guy is saying
>>154939882/hoc/ eats free here
>>154940498>Torts>rags
gg, Wheeling>congrats, Estero
>>154940536Kwarf, dilate trannyhttps://news3lv.com/news/local/las-vegas-tourism-faces-challenges-as-reno-tahoe-sees-resilience
>reno
Shaping up to be a finals with Kansas City as they look to close out next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwlGqhV0ihQ
>copey is seething her little brother is doing betterCmtsu lmao
>>154940777checked >>154940555also, checked
what's shannon seethe status now that the knights are going to the finals
>scorefull draw and potential extra ice hockey in Loveland, whatwhat
stella
>>154940897
>>154939716Mario Tremblay used to haze Claude and Patrick Roy. probably raped them. Claude remembered all this when he saw him in Montreal again
>>154940878find out what he thinkshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh3bcVinFdY
>>154939819prepare your anus. they arent a very hygienic people. they dont care about food safety
>>154940209
>>154940999trust the canajeet with trips, Samir knows what she's talking about
>>154939990F
>>154940999checkedalso, F
>>154940999it took a fucken hour to show up
>>154940553it's not the mob, it's just rich people. in a lot of the event or resort economy businesses have recalibrated to cater specifically to high-wealth customers and ignore everyone else. sports are also like this, but enough fanatics will still pay the laughable prices that it hasn't caused an attendance crisis yet.
>AHL Western Conference Final is now 1-1
>>154940999He's a goner, they're just as bad over here about hygiene. It's almost summer and apparently to jeets that's the green light to stenchmaxx even more.
>>154941178Nosebleeds are still rather cheap in any sportEven footballAnd fuck you can get $1 MLB tickets if you're going to like a Rockies-Marlins game
It is so funny how Chicago fans just can’t accept that Macklin Celebrini is so much better than Connor Bedard. They literally cannot accept that the guy that was hyped up as a generational talent has been a dud, while the guy taken first overall a year later with less hype is the next Sidney Crosby.
>>154941253hopefully the need to keep stadiums at a critical mass of usage will help keep prices there from going completely out of reach.
the latinx fans just chanted ole like the canes fans
>>154941253>its okay beer costs $12 a can because you can get tickets to a rockies marlins game for $1lol
>>154941253>nosebleeds are still rather cheapscf game 4 prices according to twitter i believe everything i read online btw
>>154941283Relax
>>1549413914got pic
>he posted "lol" but that doesn't really tell me what he was feeling or anything at all actually
>>154941438lmao who are you quoting?
>>154941375Well anon you can always just not buy the fucking beer
>>154941438this is him
>Claude Lemieux's family say that they've chosen to donate his brain to the UNITE Brain Bank at the Boston University CTE Center for research into the long-term effects of repetitive head impacts and traumatic brain injury. >”The family emphasizes that this decision is a gift to science, to athletes and to future generations of families seeking answers. No conclusion should be drawn at this time regarding any diagnosis."
>>154941410>paying 16 grand to sit in a bad location just to be 'near' the canesfor what purposewhat's happening in section 12 to make it so expensive?
>>154941510A brave family, and a gift to modern medicine
>>154941510>we need more research into this thing that we already know!!!God how much more research do these fuckers need?Getting hit in the head is bad. What a fucking revelation
>NBA is getting a soul final>game 7 of the conf. final is going down to the wire>Gary gives us a soulless final>Conf.final was an embarrassing blowout.
>>154941571you are close enough to the penalty boxes that if you yell the n word kolesar or chatfield will hear it.
bros it would suck if the canes won therefore negating all this based wave that the knighties have gifted us :(
>>154941510That's morbid, guess he didn't write a will.Imagine being dead and retards dissecting your corpse for fun, grim...
Is Silverbrinni a cancer? Why do his teams keep losing
>>154941638they know it's bad but don't have the parameters of the badness pinned down yet. the connection to depression and suicide seems to be pretty strong though.>>154941663now this is privilege
>>154941653Fun for canes fans.I'm guessing west finals of ape hoops was the real final.
>>154941798You mean Bronzebrinni??
>>154941638Don’t tell Gary that he thinks CTE is fake
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154941896going from losing to winning!
>>154941774You can’t imagine things when your dead
>>154941977Hockey > rugby >>>>>>>cricket
>>154942017correct, but you forgot to put almost every other sport before cricket
>>154942017Where's Lacrosse?
>>154942017But what about football (American), basketball, baseball, football (UK), etc?
>>154942133wrasstling mogs all of those thobeitttttt
>>154942197watching wrestling rn
>>154941896We call those Mackinnons now.
>>154941895you should be concerned about the state of hockey as a whole, not your own selfish reasons.
>>154941800Like the NFL hasnt already given them enough parameters already
>>15494233360 minutes of dudes dildoing each other on the boards; real fucking entertainment. sure hope we don't loose it
>>154942392oh, there's more than enough evidence that cte and concussions in general are super dangerous. medical science just tends to be extremely thorough. tests and research take years, use thousands of subjects etc. the current study of cte is a fairly recent development.
>>154942481>60 minutes of dudes dildoing each otherSounds hot, we sure we hate heated rivalry here?
kaiser is over with me
OLE OLE OLEOLEGRANDEGRANDE
COPEY COPEY COPEYCÓPEY CÓPEY
>>154942983based. knights play tuesday!!!!!
>>154942992bro you just rolled a 92
>>154943048holy shit
>>154943065E-God board
>>154942992Gary gave me the script, canesfedarcy in 4
>>154943155please don't reply to me again
>>154943048no fucking way
>>154942724based Golden Knights legend Alec Martinez
>>154943218based
fucking embarrassing
>>154943161Cope bitch we love the canes here
CTE isn't real.
>>154943261no we don't retard eat cock
Copey vs Randy Finals
>>154943261oh no we're not gay tranny retarded hill billys im afraid
imagine dying at 81. kek
>>154943296>>154943317Nvm Canesfedarcy in 4 >:]
>>154943357we die here
>taker is a giga dimes/pesos bookermmmmm
>>154943391People might die.. BUT /hoc/ WILL NEVER DIE
>>154943431mmmmmmmmmmmmmmonly care about badd ass weekends im afraid mm
>windows open >fans on in room>kot in bed safe from apex predators outside tonightmmmm ok im thinking bad ass comfy time in bed is back bros
clash in italy tomorrow
>>154943714Didn’t ask
With finns you ___
>>154943750oh we ask here tranny btw tiny lost your hockey team lost and hampage was cancelled
what part of E-God board don't you het tranny? knights rule
>>154943697>>154943714>>154943762>>154943750
>>154943837>with finns you didn't askdoesn't make sense kwab get a job go back to school and go to church
Thanks for (You) the but still haven't and won't ask tranny
>>154943887we don't sign our posts here
>>154939655I thought he died from suicide
All the good guys won>Vegas Knights>Carolina Hurricanes>San Antonio Spurs>New York Knicks>El Grande Americano
so when do we send Canadian hockey to the farm upstate
>>154943976Nigga the hurricanes are the bad guys here. Unironically reddits team
she bought a ticket
>Who is every NHL fan rooting for in the finals?
>>154944281>Nic Dowd in his own bubblelmao
>>154937824weed makes you gay
This place is a ghost town.
>>154944457Just like my islanders
>>154944636It’s 2:00 am faggot
>>154944636growing the game is more important than your little frog anime board's discussion activity
>>154944667Not it isnt you retarded fuck. Its 11:03 pm in the only time zone that matters.
>>154944636no games until Tuesday idiot, what do you want
im still here unfortunately
edward scissorhands owns wtf ive never seen this before
>>154944774oh fuck yeah dude. kino. great soundtrack too
>>154944281wrong!
there is nothing honorable about winning a cup with a sunbelt team.
>>154944910>3 based kanechuds vs reddit and petey pabloit's never been more over
copey im hexing the knights. canesies winning
>>154944910
Does /hoc/ think firing Deboer was the correct move? Oettinger had another lackluster postseason and Dallas were first round exits
>>154945244those are ladies glasses
>ynr the central and metro divisions
>>154945207what the fuck dude that isn't cool at all let them play fair and square
>>154945271how could we forget about the future cup champion's division?
both these teams play boring as fuck hockey
>>154945245Yes. I'd rather they keep ottershit so he can continue being average instead of the fraudstars getting wiser
>>154945298true the isles will win via the broship. again.
>>154945301But enough about montreal and the senaturds
>>154945325Montreal didn't play any hockey in the ecf.
>>154944281I'm hoping carolina absolutely dummies the knights, and that in the end people will say the team that gave carolina the hardest time was the sens who got swept.
>>154945337Which is exactly why that series was boring as fuck to watch. The canacuck is right, just wrong teams
>>154937777holy fuck what a qt. what can i do to get a macklin bf?
Sebastian Aho.
>>154945377well that's a tremendously gay and retarded take
>>154945207did you not see how many of this etsy witch hexings backfired and Colofraudo got swept?
mcdavid would hate each and every one of you
>>154945430based i hate him too
>>154945412yeah but i consulted the latina santeras and black voodoo grandmas for this one. youre cooked bro
>>154945466wtf man that's diabolical
just learned about the lego mafia, I hate the mammoth now
>>154945555qrd?
>>154945559they will come after my legos if I speak
>>154945565what the hell
>>154945565retard
It happened again. But why? Is Canada not trying? Are they not getting good enough players? Are the Canucks just trading their captain away??
>>154945634
Not to mention. Literally just give Nurse away. But you can't you signed him to another contract looool. Omg the Oilers front office is just dumb as fuck you traded Skinner for WHO AGAIN????? JARRY WHO WAS INJURED THE WHOLE TIME AND WAS NEVER GOING TO BE A GOOD GOALIE ANYWAY??
If McDavid doesn't leave then it's just him cursing himself. If Bedard doesn't leave the Hawks then it's just him being McDavid...
>>154945393;_;
>>154945701This boy is plenty right where he should be
>>154945654Leave? He extended for 2 years at a 40% discount
I beg you canucks, let Räty go. Trade for a 3rd round pick or something, I dont care. Neither of us want him there so we could work together
>>154945701NEED to see him split open by bwc
>>154945757Also to Oilers, let the other Räty brother go too. Both you and us dont want him there
Bros, just one more ability and I'll have unlocked all all 245 abilities Injustice 2. 70 more rare gear pieces and I can start going for Supergirls legendary gear.
I knew you retards were capping... hoc IS heated rivalry genny
>>154945559>>154945569>>154945582NTA but from what little I saw, some big lego distributor or whatever in Utah rug pulled a man out of his $200k+ Lego collection that he was trying to sell to fund his dead's health treatments and then some investigative journalists that tried to look into it got arrested by the police at the behest of said big lego distributor and seem to be in on that and other alleged scams.
>>154945848>deadmeant dad's health treatments*
Everybody knows who Wayne Gretzky is. Nobody knows who Connor McDavid is.
>>154945917I know who Dwayne Jetski is
Heated Rivalry is 100% inspired by Crosby and Ovechkin
/hoc/ more like /oilers general/
>>154945955Wtf so its not based on hocs Crosby/Mackinnon fanfic?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1780217888419133.mp4
>awakens
Oilels fans be like
>>154946495OBSESSED
>Canes best players>Taylor>Jackson>LoganWhy don't North Americans have normal names like William and Matthew anymore?
>>154946571>340 million documented people living in the US>canes playday roster is 23 players>who do three people on the roster have a name like this>two of those three are canadian>sven is puzzled why all americans have a "name like that"I am genuinely amazed that a retard of your caliber manages to solve a captcha
>>154946571There's literally a Mark, William and Eric in the team
>>154946495>JarryWell that certainly didn't take long
Dobes still makes peanuts next season, habs should ship him to the oilers
>>154946013lmao was that from this playoffs?
you win some, you lose some
I think it’s funny to me no one but vegastards want vegas to win.
I want Vegas to win :)
I'm not rooting for either team they can both eat shit
>>154946953>>154947097I feel like Mitch is going to have is revenge on all youse guys who have been ridiculing him
>>154946835Honestly not a bad idea, but then you have to trust Fowler is the real deal otherwise you're looking at a>Fowler-Montembeaultsituation which is less than ideal.
>>154947240We call those MacKinnons now.
Why do you guys hate carolina and brind'amour?
I'm glad gay romance books introduced me to hockey.I was never a sports person growing up. Football is weird and annoying to watch. Basketball is fine. Cycling is weirdly cool, but not something I'd follow.My introduction to a sport I actually like watching coincided with my intro to queer romance and also moving from Indiana to Minnesota. I went from reading some moody MM smut to following the men's playoffs enough to talk about it and surprise my coworkers because it doesn't fit my general vibe. I just spent my morning listening to a video the weird and sus beginnings of the Tampa Bay Lightning while working on my embroidery. I don't even like Florida.Anywho, I hope the sport is opening up to all the new and diverse fans because we here.
i'm glad slopdown got cancelled
>>154947438that's very nice anon
>>154947459thats a reddit post bro
>>154943048Amazing sign.https://vocaroo.com/11NE1w5GoKFb
>>154947465well that's not very nice then
>>154947437Le boring hockey blah blah
back to training at sid's couples camp thing
I'm happy with either team winning the Sunbelt Cup.but Vegas will gwnerate maximum seethe.>>154945430The feeling is mutual.>>154946013Reffies just keep winning.
huomenta
>laffs
We're more of a cricket nation anyway.
>>154947997you'll win gold in lacrosse, the true chad sport
I like curling.
Will Bulju carry the Finns to skoda gold?
>>154947997We're also a curling nation desu
>>154947287I'd rather have Marner win than the Randys, also shows the league you can cheat to win as much as you want and you will succeed
>>154946683>north americans = americanslearn to read faggot?
>either a team that's been on the bubble for years finally breaks through>or hart and marner get to cause immeasurable seetheI dunno it seems pretty win/win to me
>>154948319Don't group us together with those chuds
>>154948325Shan't be watching either way desu senpai
>>154948288He's carrying Barkov to victory
>>154948308>laffs
>>154948325Because it is.
>>154948325I'm just looking forward to fun hockey
church or gym this morning?
>>154948325Canes winning would create maximum /hoc/ seethe
>>154948457what a strange world where /hoc/ is rooting for vegas
>>154948441Both.
>>154948465Based! We're doing pull ups for Jesus
>>154948441>take care of my body or worship a being that doesn't exist?A real stumper, that one.
>>154948457Why would anyone care if the Randys win except Randy himself
>>154948441depends, are you a protestant?
>>154945991
>sips The new Red Bull flavor is good
>>154937777>Bronze is the new Gold editionbronze you say?
It's all about the stuffy.
>>154948827>new Sips flavorBut can you get it on a megapussi?
>>154947997>Loss to Norway
when does the puck drop gary
>whispers of a most dangerous draw that may never begripping
>Gold>Silver>Bronze>Tin
>>154948957No the needly Norway!
>>154948864Copper shines just as bright for team Canada!
>>154948936Sounds like the breakfast of champions
>>154948936megapussi?
>>154949114
>Emilio Pettersen, the goal scorer, is called for goaltender interference. Canada is 0-for-2 so far today. And now 0-for-3.Reffies running the show.
>>154947438We like our lightning yakuza girlies here
>>154948978S L A MPIG
>>154948978I just noticed Gary in the window, jen.
SCARRRRRR>The Norway defenseman scores on a shot from the point through a screen at 12:29. Norway 2 Canada 0.>Norway has a chance to add to its 2-0 lead after Sidney Crosby is called for hooking.
>>154948978this will be the name of the children's book I'm writing
>>154949244That is so wrong and I approve.
>>154949272>>The Norway defenseman scoresLiteral who's beating up on canacuck kwab.
>>154949341Canadians cant win without Garys paid refs
>>154949275Will the Magical Disco Puck make an appearance in your new novelette, lad?
>>154949361what will gary play from that thing?
Incoming kwab...>Sidney Crosby stopped!>He takes a long backhand pass from Macklin Celebrini, but goalie Henrik Haukeland slides over and makes the save on Crosby's shot from the right faceoff circle.
>>154949404You know how Kris Kringle has his reindeer to help him save Christmas Day or whatever?WELL, Gary has a whole CONSTELLATION of Disco Puck that helps him run the world of ice hockey and such >in theory
>>154949448Shit I don't know if the Knights are /hoc/'s team anymore lads.
>>154949448If only the true Christian team the mammoths had eliminated the knights
>>154949466They're Gary's team, and that's what matters most
collage:>1993
>>154949489Thanks for the hard work fren :) I think I’m in it
>>154949480Gary will find the temerity one day to put Seattle and SLC in the Western Conference Final, and then we'll all be amazed, shocked, possibly even nauseous enough to faint >I can't wait, Gary
>>154949442disco puck playing his speeches, nice desu
>>154949448why is aho there with 6 points in 12 games?
>>154949543leadership, intangibles, etc.
>>154949489Nicely done sir.
>>154949489Is this thing finished? Or are you going to include this Bronze Medal failing as the coup de gras?> You missed the second DOTR poster, but frankly, I love this collage the way it is
>>>the second Department of Transportation poster,
Sometimes I think /hoc/ has CDS
>a most dangerous draw in Switzerland, ya
death to trb holy shit these aren't for you
>>154949669
>>154949618how about you CD's nuts haha
>Darnell Useless Nurse is called for goaltender interference.Hahahahaha
>>154949731Same as it ever was
>>154949729HA got em
LEAF MELTY>As time was winding down on Canada's first penalty, Parker Wotherspoon is called for boarding.
I'm impressed with the Norwegian side A bunch of European underleaguers
i take comfort in knowing trb is going to Hell
>>154949815Many of them are part time fishermen
52nd SOOOOOOON
I don't want to hear that Norge is not a hockey nation ever again.
We're witnessing the birth of a choker the likes of which has never been witnessed before in the sport of hockey.
>>154949840I would be, too, if I played ice hockey in Norway gotta keep fit and busy, Norwegians have no use for the listless lives of faux luxury Americans distract themselves with
>>154949830
>>154949879We're not though. It's just typisk norsk å være god.
>>154949879Don't do that, your nation's achievements in Alpine events outshine anything else you've done at the Games
>>154949898Indeed>Canada pulls goalie with 3:12 left in the third period.
>>154949898shut up idiot
UH OH NORWAYHOHNORWAY
holy shit this is the most tense Bronze Medal game ever
Ruh roh...>Robert Thomas takes advantage of a turnover on the 6-on-5 for a goal with 1:16 left in the third period. Norway 2, Canada 1
>scorefull draw in Zürich
Didn't this same exact shit happen last year with team Canada
gg, Gary
>>154950132it's like watching a fucking Patriots game -_-
Is the swiss team that good?
>>154950104kill yourself trb
>>154950210finally a good post
>>154950185Good enough to play for Gold Finland ain't no slouch, neither > This just turned into a historic classic Medal Round, whether we like it or not I kind of like it.. so far
>>154950210excellent post
>>154950224no really, kys
>>154950238another great post
>>154950238another one
Mom! Samir is samefagging on a VPN again!
>Canada still Beleafs
shut the fuck up chambers
>Darnell Pylon
C U R S E D
>>154950285CORRECTION>Canada is dealing with cold, hard reality tonightgg, Norge
norwaybros we did it we finally did it we are third best at hockey not including best-on-best oh happy days
LOL the absolute state of Canadian hockey
>Robert Thomas scores with less than eight seconds left to tie the game.BRAVO GARY
That's their main sport? Wow. The U.S should just annex Canada
>>154950324Kill yourself trb
>>154950342North American ice hockey is now represented by the U S of A, lad>
>>154950364phenomenal post
Daily reminder that Norge is the second best hockey country in the Nordic countries and the best Scandinavian team.
>>154950321Gary gave them just enough hope only to crush them again.How many NHL players on each team today?
>>154950364dude you've gotta stop with these incredibly based posts
>>154950382kwab
>>154950373Your father wants you to do it. Make him happy for once in our life.
>>154950382His bussy is crusing for a bruising.
gg Norway, I would never have expected them to dominate Canada on fucking overtime
>couldn't even medalYeah we're washed and this new generation of zoomers just doesn't have it.
> humiliation ritualYou people are sick. I'm gonna go make some breakfast
bud and mitch and dominick won too
YayBut will Noah Steen get a chamce with the bolts what a snipe
requesting a wellness check on samir
Project Jack, A nigga who's down for his crown mane.If yo' ass step, I'ma be down town, maneFourth floor bound mane, that's if I get caught, manePushed me to the edge, so it really ain't my fault, maneSee I gotta die, mane, don't you even try, maneEnemies gonna bleed once I let these bullets fly, maneMomma gonna cry, mane, I like to get high, maneNiggas passin' plates, snorting line after line, maneI gots to get mine mane, robbin' was the crime, maneThat a nigga did, but I done served my time, manePut that all behind, mane, get out on the grind, maneSlang some of this dope, in the street or my ride, maneSee I ain't a fool, mane, fuck listenin' to you, maneWhy you in my grill, and you knowin' we ain't cool, maneProject ain't a duck, mane, see I know what's up, maneGet up off my dick, like a motherfuckin' slut, mane
As much as I enjoy the Norway beating the Cancucks he deserves better.
>>154950511unc needs to retire
Very cool!>Norway upset Canada in the men’s hockey world championships bronze medal game for its FIRST medal in the history of the tournament.The struggles continue...>Canada has left the tournament without a medal since winning a gold medal in 2023.
>>154950497still pakistani and retarded :(
>>154950530how did team usa place?
OG DEN SAGANATT SOM SENKER, SENKER DRØMMER PÅ JOOOOOORDN O R G EORGE
>>154950551I was told they wouldn't reach the quarter finals and lost as expected later.
>>154950589lost to whom?
>>154950551Two corpses, one grave.We rest together.
Fuck you sniveling piece of shit Steve Simmons. Get fucked you useless dumpster diving clown. Get fucked anyone who was clapping like a seal when he was a dick to Chayka at the opening press conference because it's another example of the absolute lack of professionalism that he has. Get fucked to anyone who gives his reporting any fucking attention.Simply get fucked you ambulance chasing fucking loser.
NorthAmericanHockeyBros.............. Its Joever for the US and Canada
>>154950587Congrats
>>154950551we're really more of a women's hockey nation
>>154949489OH KWABNADA
*wins*
>>154949489>forced memes the image
wtf Norway looks like THIS?????????
>>154950660Keep seething you maple syrup slurpping paki
the collage is a stale might even say shit gimmick
>>154950598There's room in the back of the plane for the other medalless team champ.
>>154950688>posting under a VPNlollmao
>>154947997Hello sar.
>>154950706im too retarded even know how to use a vpn
Oh did we lose again todayPathetic losers
>>154950660>tf>tpa real head-scratcher of a case here
>>154950750iihf is garbage euroslop anyway
>lost the Olympics>didn't even medal in Skoda>1993 alive and wellBut hey at least we won Gary's exhibition games!
>>154950766That feels like a lifetime ago But it was a good time We are 4ever 4 naysh champs
>>154950766pretty sure wrestling is more real than 4 nation face-off
>>154950681
>>154950782im watching El Grande Americano vs El Grande Americano Original match
>>154950766More like at least you beat USA's D-team considering that is your GMG
>>154950765Where did you place hah
>>154950794>flippy shitshant
>>154950789She's a big guy
>>154950810many are saying its the match of the decade
As an intellectual I feel like I am never in the collages
>>154950823i'll wait for meltzer's rating, thanks
next thread is going to be Flames Nation Themed
>>154950843big dirt sheets dave finna give in 9/5
next thread should be norway themed
>>154950856U R L ERLE
>>154950688like most gimmicks it went from an organic thing from choice events to some retard making one all the time especially when he gets to seethe at canada
>>154950825not a lot of collage material this year outside of Avalanche and Oilers
>>154950800>USA's D-teammega cope
>>154950890they arent even posts worth saving
>>154950774
>>154950925Cope what we have a gold medal and Stanley cups post 2014/1993 and we beat you for 5/6 of them
>>154950941yet lost all the same to canada
C U R S E DURSED
>>1549509535>1 and the one you got you still lost all the same. Couldn't even get a bronze.
>>154950819For me.
>>154950974all that cope for the FACT usa lost to canada last week
>>154950967Dog shit ugly uniform.
>>154950789>Fukumoto
The Jays are playing the Blackbirds >
future bolt star Noah Steen
>>154949898he doesn't have a chance. he's a shork. the only shork to break the curse WILL be tomas hertl
>>154950982And Canada lost 5 straight to USA before that you aren't helping yourself. Youre also still sitting on the same couch except you won't get a Stanley in a week or 2
>>154950967God that's grimWhy do they insist on putting black everywhere
>>154951006>before thatthe cope train has no breaks
>>154951021Which loops is back to beating USA is Canada's Superbowl TYFYC
>>154951012Prepping for a national funeral, in the pod.
>>154951021Imagine being the only nation in the world that actually takes hockey seriously and your proudest achievement is we finally won 1/6 against a nation where hockey competes with soccer for 4th place. How could anyone call this a hockey nation at this point
>>154951055you're the one who keeps a rolling record of team usa beating canada mr copeteam usa lostlol
>>154951069you're right, being white in america makes you a minority
bro's clash in italy starts soon>>154950794>>154950823it was great
Stench alert is in effect, /hoc/.
>>154951095Only if you count like a retard also Canada is right behind with all those imports treudeau is doing
>>154951122i'll tell your mom to close her legs
>>154951109lame name for a ple (which is a lame name for ppv)
>>154951109gonna miss it my retard chud kid has a team thing
>>154951122Ugh, Samir is noxious.
>>154951124maybe at one time hockey was a bigger deal in the usa when whites were the majority, but as you pointed out soccer is taking over
>>154951159And yet we're still getting better than Canada
C ANADIANSU NLOVEABLER ETARDEDS HITTYE DMONGOLIANSD UMB
>>154951171>betterteam usa lost to canadalol
>>154946495lmao Nurse
>>154949489cinema
