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Penalty shootouts are the most mickey mouse thing in sports. Brits should've made a game that doesn't require a mario party minigame to break ties
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>>154938662
good God you're a fucking idiot
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>>154938662
ok. now talk about championship repeats. is thatmickey mouse to you too? teams always buy them and it's infuriating
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That's why I watch baseball and (real) football
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soccer would be a lot better sport if they adopted a lot of their rules from hockey, particularly in the realm of penalties
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>>154938662
>micky mouse
>mario party
can you make an effort to talk like an adult?
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We’re aware that it could be seen as silly, but do you have a better idea? You can’t just keep playing forever until one team wins, because then all the players would still be tired for their next match so you wouldn’t be able to do that for quarter-finals or semi-finals. So you need to find another way to decide the result, and whatever you pick, no matter what it is, could equally be dismissed as le Mario Party meme. So what do you suggest?
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>>154938662
There used to be a full match replay the next day if still tied after 120mins
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>>154938891
I suggest following a better sport
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>>154938922
I suggest you kill yourself.
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>>154939070
I suggest you be less dense and recognize that your sport is flawed.
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>>154938662
It wasn't us who invented penalty shootouts.
I'll give you one guess as to the nationality of those who did come up with it after the butthurt from losing a coin toss.
Also I'll give you as many guesses as you want for who took the first ever penalty in a shootout.
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>>154938662
If they invented it why are they so bad at it
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>>154939458
>googling history of penalty shootouts
>before shootouts they used to draw lots if they couldn't schedule a rematch
>Italy beat USSR in the 1969 Euro on lots and then went on to win the tournament
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>>154938662
Just bring back golden goal rule, and even better bring that rule back and also remove a player from both teams after every 8-10 minutes in overtime.
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>>154938662
>amerigolems will never have anything as kino as ‘the mal who died standing’
>amerigolems will never know how the feeling of seeing your team winning in penalties against a rival
>amerigolems will never almost died of a heart attack during penalties
Penalties shootout are the best thing about football (when your team isn’t playing ofc)
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Unitedstatesians will look at this and say
>oh my marvel science this hecking mario party party game o algo is hecking bad best to play 5 more matches to decided the winner of super marvel bowl
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H8Rz-Pfm59A
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>>154938891
>You can’t just keep playing forever until one team wins
That’s exactly what hockey does in the playoffs
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>>154940485
>amerigolem
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>154940631
>>You can’t just keep playing forever until one team wins
it rarely goes beyond the initial 5 penalties to each side, scoring a penalty is incredible difficulty
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>>154940694
They are talking about playing forever, not penalties. Doesn't work in soccer because of the low rate of scoring unless they pulled player off to add space
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>>154940802
Sorry i misread the (you) which was in the post below, it’s late already
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soccer is the gayest fucking sport imaginable and it's a testament to how retarded third worlders are that they willingly watch that garbage.
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>>154940485
Bro we have these one-on-one, everything on the line moments all the damn time. It’s called baseball. Four men died standing yesterday alone.
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>>154938891
Keep penalties but make an exception for the final game of the tournament. In the final just keep playing until someone scores. Less shitty than allowing a randomass penalty shootout decide who's champion
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>>154938876
Amerimutts talk in brands only.
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>>154941203
brits came up with this use of mickey mouse dummy. It's funny though
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>>154940631
>The longest football match in recorded history was the showdown between Stockport County and Doncaster Rovers at Edgeley Park on March 30, 1946.

>The duration of the match was a remarkable three hours and 23 minutes

>the first game ended 2-2 and, as it would turn out, 203 more minutes could not yield a victor.

>Tied once more at 2-2 after 90 minutes, the game between Stockport and Doncaster then went into extra time, but 30 more minutes were insufficient

>The 'play to win' rule was commonplace in English football during the wartime period of the 1940s and it was a form of 'golden goal' - in essence, 'next goal wins'.

>the setting sun meant became too dark to play - floodlights, of course, not then commonplace at grounds.

>In many cases, spectators were able to leave the action to eat dinner at home or tend to other business, and return before the games finished.
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>>154938891
Play an actual Mario Party after 120 minutes
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>>154941470
They should just do multiball in extra time
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>>154938662
Good take, burgers know what's up

>>154940485
>Penalties shootout are the best thing about football

Lmao wtf
I know your country is poor and the people are retarded, but come on son, soccer is dog shit.

Like Americans, Australia has other sports along side soccer and the majority don't go for that poverty ball wog shit. You should follow the leaders of the free world.
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the biggest problem with soccer is that it's gay
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>>154938662
I am an American and call it Soccer but penalty kicks are just kino. Its the game within the game. If anything you would just be benefitting the slightly more fit or higher energy team every time. Fitness isn't a skill its a prerequisite.

A good comparison is TV show Survivor, where you are spending the entire game doing Outwitting and Outlasting then you make it to Final 4 and now its Fire Challenge and Final 3 is Jury Phase. I don't think it should be challenges until the end because its not all about that.

What UK Soccer does is say its not ALL about stamina at the end its about Outwit and Outplay.
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>>154941389
holy fuck this sport is so boooorrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnnngggggggg

Even cricket and baseball is far better than this slop.
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>>154942884
>Sport needs to be like my American tv slop
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>>154942865
/thread
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>>154938869
What do you mean? Soccer to import over Power Plays?



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