It's over
>>154949221He could barely walk 2 years ago who the fuck even expected him to be in
>>154949221one less grandpa slowing it all down
back in qatar he looked like he was in slow motionwe will never forget his peak though, scary scary player in the mid 10s
>>154949221It is extremely telling that the same names from 20+ years ago are still the most important in football. Like what the fuck are the zoomer and alpha generations doing??? Are they such a bad generation they can't generate a single man who can kick a ball? Why the fuck is there not a single young player being important in a physical sport dominated by 40 year old grandpas, that is so fucking non sensical.
>>154949258>He
>>154949411Interesting observation.
>>154949455he's just larping
>>154949455Pure Yamato Nadeshiko.
>>154949221>"I can feel pain, my body is speaking for me," he said. "I want to enjoy and then decide for myself after a long career. I need to rest, enjoy my family… then the destiny will know where I'll be in the future.">Suarez added that he is so sore in the mornings he doesn't think he'll be able to play football on a smaller scale in a few years, even with his son.>"I have to think that in maybe five years I won't be able to play 5-a-side football with my friends," Suarez said. "The truth is that the first steps in the morning are very painful. >Anyone who sees me thinks it's impossible for me to play a game. My son tells me asks to play with him and I can't.">The Uruguayan added that before each match, he has to take three pills and an injection just to be able to perform. If he does not do that, he won't be able to play and, at times, walk properly.Grim, isn't it? I'm just glad Luis Suárez is honest with himself regarding his physical condition. Or at least he was back in early December 2023, because this is when he said the words above. Yet two and a half years later he's still having WC dreams. He should give Batistuta a call before it's too late.
>>154949221Brazil could learn a thing or two on not calling grandpas
His teeth are offsideHis teeth are offsideLuis SuarezHis teeth are offside
He literally disrespected the manager, plays like absolute shit and he retired himself from the NTwhy is this a surprise?
>>154949730This.
>>154949730Suárez is more locker room cancer than Neymar.
>>154949641Guy has ALS
>>154950667I seriously doubt that
>>154949411Nobody plays outside much now.
>>154950839Suarez unironically got mad at Bielsa because he didnt let the players do BBQs before the qualifier matches
>>154949221Why doesnt he just go into coaching?
>>154950667You foreigners don't understand how negatively Ney affected brazilian Football.
>>154950667Suarez is clutch, he won a Copa America in Argentina and made to WC semi with fucking UruguayNey never played a WC semi and his biggest achievement with Seleção was winning Olympics when he was 25
>>154949221basedhe learns his place
>>154951932>copa americamickey mouse
>>154949411>Why the fuck is there not a single young player being important in a physical sport dominated by 40 year old grandpas, that is so fucking non sensical2007 iphones, social networks, internet penetrationaggravated by 2012 occupy wall street responseis not getting better
>>154951899Kindly elaborate
>>154952380One example, Ney brought 80 people with him to Russia for the 2018 WC.
>>154952380>ney boy used to sleep on a mattress on the floor and now he has more money and bitches than me and I don't like it-lula fanatic jealous dog
>>154951899bienvenido a boca juniors
>>154949221pretty sure he's been retired from the NT since 2024
>>154949641Why is he in so much pain?
>>154949411Most kids don't play outside these days, that's it
>>154961270He bit more than he can chew
As a Barça fan I eould never forget how he couldnt score in away matches in champions but he started the games anyway, he costed use two champions.
it's darwin time to shine. fly KING fly!
>>154949411>the same names from 20+ years ago are still the most important in football.They're literally not, they're all in retirement leagues. do you fuckers even watch football? there used to be more relevant uncs in top clubs 20 years ago, now they all fuck off to Saudi or MLS
>>154949221He was once elite, but has had the pace of a greenland shark for the last several years.
Suarez's knees have gone - not even in a meme sense but literally bone on bone requiring constant painkillers just to walkKinda sad but soulful he just wants to play football with Messi as long as he can
>>154961270Rabies
Sad. He was kino
>>154949221I didn't expect him or cavani to be in it (I know cavani retired after last WC internationally just saying).>>154949411Stuck culture That's why they played the killers the other day before UCL final and why we're getting Shakira AGAIN (for the 4th time) for a WC.Biggest artist rn is Kanye>>154962375I think he means most people are more excited to see older big names than the young players. No one gave a shit about Joao Pedro left out, but all the BRs wanted to see Neymar's last dance or whatever the fuck. BR FA probably put pressure on Ancelotti to include him to sell shirts and tickets. Same with CR7 and to a lesser extent Messi and Modric's last WC.
>>154961270His poor diet of opposition defenders has finally caught up with him.
>>154963755>BR FA probably put pressure on AncelottiThey are hoping Ancelotti can tard-wrangle and get Neymar to perform
>>154949221Did he bite off his ear or something?
>>154949221
>>154964363No, he was pressured by the federation (which was pressured by media and sponsors) to bring the poster boy in exchange of renewing his contractAncelotti claimed he decided on calling up Neymar the morning of the announcement. In the span of three hours after the official call up, Neymar had already published five WC ads on his instagram account
Norwich national team elated at this news
>>154951899Neymar agreed to sit on the bench. Pooarez believes he should start and play 90' every game.
>>154961270They mare cannibal jokes already so prion deez nuts
>>154949221Who
>>154961270blood (human) diet withdrawals
>>154949411>It is extremely telling that the same names from 20+ years ago are still the most important in footballyeah it's telling that careers last for 20+ years
>>154949641>mid-late 30s>can barely walkFucking grim. Pro athletes sacrifice their entire health for a few short years of glory. These guys aren't healthy. I don't think the human body is built to exercise for more than 1-2 hours on a daily basis. Over 1 hour might even be pushing it.
>>154949221>Suarez with half a healthy leg is still our best striker
>>154974435goodhopefully pedodita loses relevance and we can focus on more important stuff (we won't)
>>154966411topkek
>>154949411THRUKE!Out of the last 10 golden boot awards, Millennials have won 8...
