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Yare Yare Daze Edition
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>>154949763
Anime
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>Jeff Hoffman
Kek blow gays
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doyers
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My Bravies :)
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dodgers
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Where will Teruaki Sato land?
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>>154949824
its a japanese player so I'm going to take a wild guess and say... the dodgers???
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Based Bauer...
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>>154949848
These days NPB players coming over don't want to play with Ohtani, they want to beat him. My guess will be the Padres or Mets.
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The best player in Asia right now is Kim Doyeong
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no one cares danefag
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>hoff jeffman
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Why not poach players from the KBO instead of the NPB?
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going to poop
give me your energy
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
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mariners
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>>154949911
sounds like a dodger already
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I keep telling myself at least the Giants aren't the Angels ..
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>>154949534
>tonight
afternoon*
Try to assimilate
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Doyers wished they had a rich history like the Padres instead of being a transplant franchise filled with soulless mercenaries.
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What are the 5 biggest fan bases on this fucking forum?
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>>154950232
OOF!
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Poodres wish they had even a single ring kek
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>>154950339
doyers
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>>154950353
My Angels are climbing..
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Guess who?
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>>154949763
TRIDENTS UP
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It's O time
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Guys, please watch the Os vs Blue Jays
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>>154950377
seething kek
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>>154950516
Jay?
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>>154950668
who?
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>>154950516
looks like the rebuilds girl who showed up out of nowhere with the glasses and immediately yeeted rei and asuka off shinji's route
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I gawtta have it...
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Going for the sweep but don't like seeing retard gook kim back in the lineup
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>>154950561
>professional tranny fucker is a Cowboys fan
checks out
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>>154950353
The Rockies will overtake the Giants today after they sweep them.
Which of these teams have promising up and coming farm systems?
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>>154950353
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>>154950561
Do you look like that and is that something you would say
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Legitimate question for /mlb/ general: If you had a time machine, what baseball moment would you want to travel to? Would you want to see Babe Ruth call his shot? Watch Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner square off in the 1909 World Series? Be a part of the crowd for Disco Demolition or Ten Cent Beer Night?

Personally, I'd want to visit the Yankee Clubhouse during the 2000 World Series. I can just imagine Mariano Rivera walking up to me. He takes my face in his powerful hands and shoves his tongue down my throat. As my knees turn to jello, Derek Jeter approaches from behind and undoes my belt. My pants hit the floor as Mariano lowers my head towards his twitching member. As I bend at the waist to take him in my mouth Derek enters me from behind, slowly pumping deeper and deeper inside of me. Before I know it I'm being spitroasted by two future Hall of Famers, and the fun is just beginning!

Jorge Posada and Bernie Williams both enter the room, and as luck would have it they have two rock-hard cocks and I have two empty hands! I stroke both of them as I get pounded from the front and back, Derek starts to jack me off although I'm already nearing a prostate orgasm. Time passes far too fast and suddenly everyone reaches simultaneous release; my face is coated with cum, hot jizz races down my throat, and my ass feels that familiar wet warmth inside. As I collapse from pure orgasmic bliss, I'm transported back home, left with nothing but memories.
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>>154950657
I don't think I will. Death to all birdfags.
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>>154950567
im watching just to get a glimpse of Pete

fuck David Stearns
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Yankees gonna win it all most likely
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mariners going to the markets today. catch me in the streets if you tryna catch a fade. fuck around and find out bitch this the 206 muthafucka GOMS.
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>>154950353
>Be the Giants
>27th in OBP
>25th in OPS
>Dead last in runs
>Dead last in SBs
>Dead last in walks (by 40+)
>Most outs on basepaths
>26th in Fielding percentage
>22nd in ERA
>21st in WHIP
>9th in Total Bases (Yeah try to rate that one out huh?)
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When does Schneider put Hoffman in the game today?
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>>154950768
We went to a vegan restaurant in Boston while there for the Braves series, and every server there politely informed us that we just missed seeing Spencer Strider by 5 minutes.

Also he only tipped 20% what a bum.
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>>154950830
He's starting to heat, but I can now see why Mets fans are so pissed he left. Guy seems like a great clubhouse guy and is a competitor.
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Went to a gay strip club in Boston. Every dancer there says we missed Acuna by five minutes.

Also he blew one dancer. What a bum
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ALONSO
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>another throwaway game before we get swept by the barves

yeah this team ain't it
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Guys there's baseball on
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>>154950828
cmon man we're cool
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Bassitt won't say it but he's probably happy he's not on this dumpster fire of a team right now
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>>154951344
what about bichette?
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>>154951362
I don't think about him at all.
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>>154951344
Bassitt seems a little like a nut case, but he does his job
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I knead if
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Gawd I need a sucker
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>>154951418
Did you hear about the Pizzeria owner the won the lottery? He still comes to work but he know longer kneads the dough.
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>my Os up 6-0
>go to /mlb/ for some chatter about the game
>It's just people posting gay shit
Yea I'm thinking reddit has better baseball discussion
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The Toronto Baby Birds
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>>154951559
Apologize to Peff
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>>154951559

>2 gay bird teams fighting

gee I wonder why no one gives a shit. I do have to say that I love your logo though
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which one of you drunk doyerpacos was this last night?
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It's nice to see the upper deck in left field at Camden Yards filled up
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Blow gays kek
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>>154951547
Fawk yeah tssssssssss
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>>154951678
based...BASED!!!
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>>154950924
We already have
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>>154951700
I'll fill up your upper deck
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>>154951678
it's some degenerate gambler
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let's sweep the fish
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>>154950827
I'd to go 1919 and put all my money on the Reds.
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lol reds
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>>154951547
whoa
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>ABS has a (((glitch)))
>it benefits the Yankees
lol what are the odds
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Duran lead off HR for Red Sox
Are they back?
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so Bibee is completely cooked. that's neat
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>>154951866
lol. go watch bibee's last start
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>>154951678
I lost my parlay but it wasn't because of scott
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>the red sox's cleanup hitter
>kebab-falafel
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ACUNA AGAIN
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Why are the prettiest ballparks the ones that are not the MLB ones?
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>Jays players now getting injured by fans throwing baseballs at them

holy fucking shit fuck you camden yards
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>>154951935
Based ronny
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>getting beaned by the crowd
Kek
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>>154951948
prettiest ballpark is pnc in pittsburgh
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BENGE MY BELOVED
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wtf how did he get hurt by that lmao
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>>154949824
>>154949872
I hope the Mets stay away from him. career .260 hitter with moderate power all of a sudden hitting .375 or whatever screams of BABIP miracles
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>>154951948
that looks like a slave owner decided to build a ballpark next to his mansion to he could watch his slaves play
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>>154951987
It'd be pretty if the river wasn't so fucking dirty.
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>exiting the game for a fan HBP
Imagine if Mason Miller threw a pitch inside to Sanchez. It would probably go right through him
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I think that justifies all the hate Jays fans have for opposing fans at this point.
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>>154951948
Because the best park has 17k cowbells ringing in it
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I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
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How do you get hit with a baseball thrown by a fan? Youre a professional outfielder. Just catch it lmao
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>>154952074
You suck likes of cock too.
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it's up!
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We are 1/5th of the way to nu…
tho.
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100
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>>154952147
YamaGOATo!
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>>154950516
Baby Roki
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Why does Roki always look like he's on the verge of crying?
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>>154952159
no...NO!!!!
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>>154952159
>101
kek retard
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Heading to the ballpark for the Tigers White Sox game. What to expect?
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Why is NBC advertising the Women’s US Open, who wants to watch that shit
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Orioles fans learning from Yankees fans how to be the trashiest scummiest fans in existence
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According to reddit, sanchez was engaging with a fan before the ball was thrown.
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>>154952205
Would give her a solid iron shot if you know what I mean
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>>154952209
>>154952230
O's should be forced to forfeit. Absolute trash.
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you guys ever gotta take a shit but don't want to move
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>>154952271
is it because the shit is so powerful that you are afraid that if you move it will fly out into your pants?
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>>154952284
nah it's cuz I don't wanna miss this AB
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>>154952297
I get it. Just clench and hope it ends quickly. The pitch clock era will save your bowels.
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that fan belongs in prison
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>>154952297
A lot of the missed calls are in swing counts… drastically affecting the outcomes of these AB’s.
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>>154952322
Yea it's assault
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>>154952326
>the league is balanced and competitive
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Ban the fan from every ballpark
Fine the team 250k
Remove draft picks
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>>154952322
Os security has got him. The mascot is currently interrogating him
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So Jays injuries this season include:

- player snapping both his ankles at the same time
- Pitcher snaps leg fielding a routine groundball
- Vertigo
- Thumb break on a foul tip
- Outfielder wrist smash from thug ass fan

Yeah this year is totally awesome.
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>>154952386
Mark Trout MVP
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>>154952387
Do we know what race the guy who threw the ball was?
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make it as annoying as possible to post, fuckers. i'm never paying for this shitsite
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>>154952397
they won't sniff a ws appearance in decades. makes their ws choke even funnier.
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we used to have a proper game
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>>154952190
Expect me to ambush you, rip your pants down around your ankles, and fuck you until we achieve simultaneous orgasm. I'll blow my hot load deep into your tailpipe while you shoot a thick wad into my hands (I'm jacking you off as we fuck). I drop you to the ground, you land face down ass up on the cool alleyway pavement and stay there, delirious with pleasure and completely oblivious to the world around you. I head inside the ballpark to catch up with my wife and kids; it's time to enjoy a great afternoon of Tigers baseball!
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i love semen go mets
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>>154952205
I would absolutely enjoy shoving my cock (or tongue) deep between her plush asscheeks
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>>154952421
MLB will ensure the yankees or jays play the dodgers to push the competitive balance narrative during the lockout
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*wins 5 in a row in you’re path*
How do you respond without seething?
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>>154952466
nah dude. They are going to dick ride the A's or some other Central Team. Yankees and Jays are two of the highest spending clubs in baseball. They will get them to the ploffs to drive ratings but they will want someone cheap and """"smart""""" to drive the narrative even though the Dodgers are going to Yomiuri the shit out of this for the next decade.
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>>154952462
how do you mean?
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>>154952505
Protip: you don't. It's the Mariners.
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>>154952326
>The Royants
>The Metlies
>The Diamondsox
>The Ranguardrejays
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>Just say it was an accident
>We'll give the kids parents the cheque in a couple weeks
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>barves
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>>154952431
This is what happens in Detroit huh?
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>>154952505
so not six? oh okay thanks for the heads up
i'll put some money on Dbacks
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>>154952505
Here's what I'm going to do:
1. Backtrace your IP, find out where you dwell
2. Travel to your dwelling, knock on the door.
3. You open it. I cover your mouth and push you inside of your dwelling.
4. You struggle, but you're a DYEL little shit so who gives a fuck? I'll get you on the ground inside of your dwelling and get your pants around your ankles.
5. I enter you missionary style (Most guys would break into your dwelling to fuck a twink like you doggy, but not me. My goal is humiliation; men fuck other men from behind, but women get fucked on their back like bitches)
6. I'll go to town on your boyhole, get your ankles up on my shoulders, get you squealing and wriggling. The sound reverberates off of your dwelling's walls.
7. I cum inside you and fill you with a big, sticky load, and place you on the dwelling floor.
8. You think I'm finished, and then I grab your head and start to jack myself off with your mouth. I probably giggle watching your eyes cross and seeing creamy bits of precum fling off of your chin. Your dwelling is splattered with my cum.
9. You're waiting for the final humiliation, when suddenly I spin you around, get you airborne, and start fucking your ass midair. Your legs wrap around my midsection for support, your back arches as I wrap my fingers around the back of your head and thrust into my new fucktoy. You've got a messy asshole from my last load, and this slick fucking is just what I need before I finish my night and leave your dwelling.
10. I pump my second and final load into you, then drop you on the ground. You're delirious from multiple prostate orgasms. You ejaculate on the floor and pass out. I go to your refrigerator, grab an apple, and leave your dwelling.
11. I leave and return to my house, kiss my wife, and then sit down for a home cooked dinner with the kids.
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>>154952505
>winning 5 in a row is like being a competent post season team to a Marinerstroon
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No one /mlb/ can hit a 70 mph curveball.
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>>154952586
They were in the ALCS last year and what's to stop them from going back to it this year?
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So is this Misiorowski guy basically just that guy who spams Kirby’s down+B in smash bros when you were kids?
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>>154952586
Because I live on the West Coast they have always been like a second team, but their fans have just become so insufferable. It is hard to even want nice things for them.
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>ALL I DO IS SEETHE SEETHE SEETHE
>NO MATTER WHAT
>GOT MARINERS ON MY MIND
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>>154952601

how much you wanna bet
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>>154952580
Nigga u gay
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>>154952505
I remind myself that they're reddit: the team and have never won a pennant
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>>154952628
yes. Tommy John will come for a visit to him soon enough though. It is the way.
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>POODRES
BAU BAU!
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>>154952586
(longest current win streak in the majors btw)
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>>154952628

> mfw i beat the one actually good kid and he got so mad he turned the wii off

:^)
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>>154952462
Really confused by what you were trying to say here
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>>154952628
you played that on your Nintendo ?
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>>154952634
>fans have become insufferable
Quite the opposite! /mlb/ is always pushing false narratives about /us/
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MDS Index is slowly on the rise.
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PRRRTTTTTTT
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>>154952717
you think? seems like things have been pretty chill. the autists got it out of their system in the first month
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>>154952711
This is exactly what I am talking about.
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>east coasties seething that the AL West is actually decent after a slow start
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why is ice water so fucking good when you're stoned
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>>154952717
>slowly
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>>154952662
that was their world series
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>>154952762
The least annoying and best behaved fanbase is insufferable? You’re not making any sense.

Must be a Yankees fan!
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>>154952765
if it was decent why is it a clusterfuck of sub to well below .500 teams?
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>>154952397
Hospital Jays cursed year, I haven't been this angry at the baseball gods since 2013
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>>154952792
slow start
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>>154952807
Mad max at least threw 3 scoreless in Buffalel today. Watching it right now because fuck the big club today.
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>>154952397
All that pales in comparison to the White Sox in terms of injuries and loss of players.
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>>154952829
so ignore those previous two months and only focus on the last week or so. We swear they are good. OK there bud.
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>>154952586
>literally cannot stop thinking and posting about mentally ill transexuals
You should see a shrink anon. This is not healthy. It’s a baseball board yet you post this shit every single day
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i'm getting tired of kahanovic
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>>154952858
Let's see the White Sox injured list. The above is only scratching the surface of how decimated the Jays have been this season.
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SIRI
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Good ole’ pitchers duel down here in Houston
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fuck yeah will
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i want to fuck these two, at full force, in mouth, ass, and pussy
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>On Peacock, and from the Baltimore Sun, this is described as accidental. As you can see, Jesús Sánchez raised his glove. Peacock reporter said fans in right field said a kid thought it was a cue to play catch. The throw came too late
Kek
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Current divisional win streaks
>ALE -1
>ALC -9
>ALW 10
>NLE 4
>NLC -2
>NLW -2
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>>154949824
Giants
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>>154952628
I love Nintendo and Jomboy!
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>>154952947
life in prison, sorry kiddo
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>gloryholes
oh my fucking
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>>154952941
m8 those are just some pixels on a screen...
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>catcher challenge
>3 inches off the plate
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>>154952947
...wut
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>>154952947
Was it autism?
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Based NATS off to a litty lead
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>>154952947
was the kid brown?
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holy fuck Ewing is so good
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kek poodres
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>>154952894
Shane Smith - supposed to be the Ace
Mike Vasil - supposed to be BP allstar
Kyle Teel - literally the best player on the entire team
Brooks Baldwin - Supposed to be outfield allstar
Austin Hays - veteran outfield depth so we wouldn't need to rely on washed Benintendi
Everson Pereira - OF prospect with pop who at least would be better than Luisangel Acuna
Noah Shultz - supposed to be top rotation prospect
Drew Thorpe - supposed to be top rotation prospect
And of course the biggest blow that just happened
Munetaka Murakami

The White Sox are basically playing now without any of their best players at all. I'm still so so sad about Teel. He reinjured himself rehabbing after hitting a home run in AAA. It's devastating after so much hope for him being our #1 player.
The whole thing with Shane Smith is baffling too. Thank God Davis Martin stepped it up or we would actually be without an Ace.
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can you guys throw a victor wembenyama fastball?
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>>154953140
That would be a changeup friend
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>>154950979
Hoffman got DFA'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJivnrurGNs
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Looking forward to watching my Ms in a short while here
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>>154953194
source?
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>>154953137
There's also Jordan Hicks and Jordan Leasure who are also injured. They sucked before going on the IL though but perhaps maybe they wouldn't have sucked if they weren't playing through injury? So there's another couple names to tack onto the list as well.
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>>154953225
You're just going to have to trust me on this one, man. Can you do that for me?
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>>154952326
My M's may be achieving fraudtangle exit velocity...
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shut the fuck up doyerpacos
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>>154953172
woah. I understand the demotion but that's crazy he would say all of that so unabashedly.
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>>154953172
Just give him a chance
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what movie should I watch now that the O's game is done? I'm thinking The Sandlot.
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bros check out this play by my boy Ewing

https://x.com/PSLToFlushing/status/2061157806615490906
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Os win. Too bad your outfielder got his hand broken by a 13 year old kid.
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elly no...ELLY NO!!!
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>>154952326
>his club is an 'other quadrants' club
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>>154953254

that tangle is a little less crowded than i reckoned
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>>154953305
>McLean is dealing
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>>154953369
A lot of bad teams this year.
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>>154953378
be nice. he's a rookie. we wish he was a bulldog ace from the jump like Schlittler or Harvey but that's almost never how it goes. he's gonna be phenomenal once he nails his control and command. he's got the no hit stuff, especially with his sweeper and change up working off his sinker and cutter
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>>154953253
i'll have to get peff on the case...
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>>154953378
Saved by the Outfield
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Velo merchant man got lucky
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I still haven't watched Field of Dreams bros must watch it before the Phillies and Twins play at that cornfield ballpark in August
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>>154953472
it's unironically good, no matter what /mleeb/ tells you
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>twins making their rookie debut with 2 on 2nd and 3rd and one out
seems kind of mean to put that pressure on him, though they already lost this game anyway
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Elly is kill
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>>154953472
do a double header with Field of Dreams and The Rookie
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>>154953225
yeah, sure thing! here's a picture of me for proof.
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>>154953441
Do whatever you feel is necessary
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That's fucking bullshit, if I'm drinking a stout, it'd be a pint of Murphy's.
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let's go Torrens!
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the gay version is better (field of creams)
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>>154953514
how the fuck does WAR even work and why is Trout such a WAR merchant?
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>>154953540
i look like this and say this
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>>154953140
Want to see a Victor Wembanyama fastball

https://youtube.com/shorts/Pe-AYbEbIDQ?is=ZqFKYVJvwk9TtPrp
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>>154953591
>why is Trout such a WAR merchant?
you're asking why Trout is such a great player?
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>>154953591
>how the fuck does WAR even work
some boomer literally made it up. theres not even an official one you can just do your own larp
>>
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>>154953591

it's made-up black magic voodoo bullshit. fangraphs and bbref don't even calc it the same way
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>>154953612
based. like basketball USED to be when MEN played it
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>smelly de la cruz
>kwabby de la cruz
>elly de la kill
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> right hamstring tightness

fuck.
>>
you guys ARE drinking at least half a gallon of water today...right?
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>According to the U.S. broadcast on Peacock and NBC Sports Network, the fan was a child under 10 who mistakenly believed Sánchez had signaled to play catch.
How do you get hurt from this?
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>>154953734
how much is that in non-burger units? you guys are a laughing stock worldwide when it comes to measuring thing
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>>154953233
>>154953137
Any other teams this injured and having the injuries to the most key players?
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>>154953734
Probably. Went and visited a coworker last night who was just diagnosed with ALS and had to go drink a six pack afterward, did not enjoy seeing that. Going to rehydrate today
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>>154953785
quarter of a giblet
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when are the orioles in toronto again, ruschmann is going back to baltimore in a full body cast
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I thought you guys said Acuna was good
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Um I thought you fags said the white sox were good?
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an O'Hoppian Blast
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>>154953858
It was just a kid trying to play catch >>154953776
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We are half way to nu tho.
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>>154953785
1 gallon is 3.785411784 "litres".

gallon is actually better because it's based on a base-16 measurement instead of a base-10 one, which is kinoer
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>>154953930
source?
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Softball is on
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>>154953936
how often to you buy 1 gallon of anything?
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>injured by a throw made by a 10 year-old
>injured running to first base
these niggas are made out of paper and scotch tape
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>>154953967
that's how we measure milk
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>>154953785
>you guys are a laughing stock worldwide
imagine thinking we care. your country's GDP is like 3 bucks
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>>154953927
hmm, guess there will be 500 kids making mistakes in the stands
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>>154953966
yeah, on deez nuts!
>>
'member when Steve Cohen, with his gazziillionty dollars bought the Mets a couple years ago and all the >mest fans were high fiving each other and boasting and puffing out their chests and dreaming of bought championships and planning parades?

I 'member.
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>>154953967
milk and water come in gallons.
you can also buy half-gallons, or quarts (quarter gallon). then there's pints, which is half of a quart (you've heard of that one - it's 16 fluid ounces)
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>>154953967
literally every day
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>kim
worst $20M ever
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>>154954016
you're going to die early if you hold onto random petty grudges and negative memories. this is a scientific fact
>>
you do realize you're not a calf right
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Berdbros ww@
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>>154954075
I literally cannot function without my milky milk!
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>>154953993
imagine thinking i think you care
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> white trying to give up on the PA

lel
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>>154954105
Whoa there jive brotha, we cool it with the racism around here
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>the kid who threw the ball that injured Sanchez was a blue jay fan
Lol Blow Gays
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>>154954016
they thought losing was a thing of the past LOL
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>>154954104
>posting stuff he doesn't think anyone cares about
congrats on shitting up the general joiao
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nice work nick
>>
-er!
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>>154954146
>pls stop ruining my only social interaction
ok
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>>154954188
good boy
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>>154954212
I'm a girl thou
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>infielder tatis has multiple multi hit games in a row and finally homered
>outfielder tatis is 0-3
2B Tatis is the future
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>>154954224
source?
>>
>Our xGDP+ is higher
no one cares about your jew stats
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I'm a fan! A Mariners fan!
>>
>be canadian
>go on a weekend trip to that city from The Wire for some reason
>watch your team implode in spectacular fashion on Saturday
>the next day, your 10 year old son tries to play catch with your team's star outfielder and injures him
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>>154954051
The Mets being shit by June gives me great joy every season.
>>
>>154954184
and there it is.
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>>154954245
nobody cares about you either but that's never stopped you from posting 40x a thread in a genny dedicated to a sport you know nothing about
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>>154954184
Spencer Strid-
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Is the Detroit pitcher going to unironically pitch a CGSO?
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>>154954267
way you're going, you're already at the 7th inning stretch
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>>154954298
teehee!
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>>154954287
dane>doyer casuals
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>>154954244
>>>
>Anonymous 05/31/26(Sun)14:40:33 No.154954267▶>>154954322
Check out these mazzive cannons
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PRRRRRRRT
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G E N O
E
N
O
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Kek
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>can't even beat the red sox
the yankee series is gonna be a derby
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Keider Montero is about to pitch a CGSO.
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Looks like my Angels lost this one :)
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if an owner increase the price for parking it increases GDP
what kind of stat is that kek
how tf does that help the economy??
kek they also count healthcare premiums
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>>154954322
>I'll be dead before the mest buy a championship
I'm okay with that.
>>
>>154954406
most bizarre thing ive seen in a while
>>
i will be quite honest with you, i rather enjoy papa john's pizza
>>
Aren't the Guardians supposed to be good? They are about to lose the series to the Red Sox.
>>
>>154953808
ALS is a horrible disease. I knew a guy who went from fine to bedridden and unable to do anything for himself in 10 months. Died shortly after
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>>154954406
blow gays kek
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kek Poodrepacos
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Metsbros, we might actually get to only 7 under .500
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>poodres
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A YANDIAN BASES LOADED WALK
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SOTO GRANNY
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>>154954406
Kid must have a cannon for an arm
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GRAND SLAM
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>white pitchers
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>>154954595
kek
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>>154954595
this is his rowengartner moment. If I were him, I couldn't wait to get back to school and tell everyone
>>
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holy shit one of us made it to the bigs
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SHUT THE FUCK UP DOYERPACOS
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The padres should sign Ryback
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>>154954406
Can't wait for the Jomboy breakdown of this unique situation! I'll be sure to enjoy with a hoppy IPA, maybe place a sports bet while I'm at it!
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>>154954644
kek seethe elliot Rodger maker
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>>154954406
>
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> santillan warming

oh. okay
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>>154954637
>Rowengarter
Advanced baseball knowledge, a lot of people forget that season
https://youtu.be/Nl2303_pTYw?si=8T3DSsJQ9BMuGezf
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>>154954654
>Jomboy
lol
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Are there any Tigers fans still here? Why would you pull Montero after 65 easy pitches? Is he on a limit or something? I was surprised he didn't come back out for the 7th.
>>
>>154954654
kek.....KEK!!!!!
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a SOTONIAN garbage time grand slam!
>>
COLSON
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>>154954654
I enjoy jomboy, IPAs, and sports betting
>>
for me it's gay sex (bottoming), polynesian sauce, and the pittsburgh pirates
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>>154954654
THIS!!!!!!!! and a smashburger and tillamook ice cream for dessert!!!!
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>>154954788
I fucking love elden ring
>>
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Let's go Piggybackiners!
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>>154954406
Why does Canada turn people into pussies?
>>
>>154954784
Based bottom. Not gay (bi), but I know that the willingness of bottoms to take one for the team (lol) is HUGELY important for men who have sex with men.
For me, it's cuckolding (LOVE to watch), habanero death sauce, and my Padres!
>>
Bogey go BRAAAAAP
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BOGEY GOES POOP!
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ITFDB
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sneks
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>>154954835
omigosh!
>>
>>154954654
>>154954784
>>154954788
>>154954798
Food for thought guys

https://medium.com/@thatnameasif/contrarians-22e52a152d6e
>>
ANTHONY RECKER IS AT THE METS GAME

I REPEAT ANTHONY RECKER IS IN THE BUILDING
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I fucking hate everything
>>
I went to last night's Dodger game, honestly felt like there were too many people there. I didn't even get the mr sneeds bobblehead.
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Let's get a sweep today, Mariners!
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>>154954869
Been waiting for /our/ piggyback shit to have a bad game. Might be today
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good challenge dalton
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Why doesn't mlb have umps like this?
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>>154954881

I go on the internet to be a degenerate troll. If you want to act like a normal person, go do it in real life
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>>154954898
did he press his gigantic dumptruck against the suite window yet?
>>
>>154954898
proof?
>>
>>154954949
Read the article anon. It will tell you a lot about yourself. Hopefully it helps you improve.
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>>154954914

it's insane that the prices for everything compared to pre-covid is like 3-5x and they're still selling out
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>POODRES
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>>154954920
Did you hear what Goldsmith just said? They're going to a true 6 man. The piggyback helped immensely in the A's series and if it extends the bullpen again today, I'd rather they keep it.
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KWAB hahahaha
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>>154952947
kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>154954977
Castillo has been so shit the piggyback might be best for him
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>>154954973

>article

I did read it and it's some zoomlenial faggots thoughts on life that I think are inherently wrong. Being a contrarian is fun and helps with diversity of thought, if you want your balls fondled with faggots who just agree with you, go on reddit
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Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
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>>154954918
>>
They broadcast is making it seem like we are whining about the piggybacks and dragging our feet. It's just weird. Why not trade Castillo? If it ruins the rotations flow and over uses the arms then I don't want it.
>>
Future HOFer James Wood
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The piggyback is good because it keeps Castillo to 3 innings and one time through the rotation.
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>>154954898
As a spectator or as a commentator?
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NATS WIN! SUCK A COCK SAN DIEGO!
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>>154955010
Anon…time to grow up. You’re not an edgy 16 year old anymore. Time to develop a personality and some values besides opposing the current thing
>>
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>>154955054
As a spectacle.
>>
singletani
>>
dalton is a big brain player
>>
atobttr! didn't get swept award
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get fucked cheating barves
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>>154955039
Castillo has no trade value. He’s a below average aging starter who makes a lot of money
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>>154955033
Here's a truck for you, metsbro. I'm pretty sure I'm going to the game on Tuesday, so give your guys a call and ask them to lay down that night.

>>154954998
Exactly, if he stinks in his starts, I hope they go back to the piggyback or just put him in the bullpen and let him max out 2 innings every 3 days.
>>
>strikeout and runner out at second base
what a way to lose a game
my pads in shambles
>>
>>154955063

it's also time for you to stop being a faggot, you're parents are worried
>>
The Atlanta Braves did not win the baseball game
>>
what a catch lol
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nice catch
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what game are we watching
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>>154955141

yay :)
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>>154955179
Tigers @ White Sox
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>>154955179
the big game
>>
the piggyback thing has been good desu. I don't care whatsoever if the players don't like it, winning is more important than coddling their egos. Castillo is getting paid like $30m to be a dogshit pitcher so I don't know why the team should be expected to suffer so his feelings don't get hurt.
>>
>>154955179
Sneks @ Mariners
>>
rushing will get cocky and blow the other 2 challenges before the 4th inning
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>>154955179
>asking the /mariners lovers board/ what game we’re watching
kek good one ausbro
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Wouldn't it be fun if my Red Sox turned things around and won the World Series.
I know that you would all enjoy that.
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>>154955195
Made it pretty close though. Olson having a shit day at the plate sadly.
>>
>stankees
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blue sucks today
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>>154955179
finland vs switzerland
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>>154955224

lodolo looked great today
>>
>>154955179
the Red Sox obviously, but most of the games are kind of ending now
>>
Umps getting DPed in Uniqloe
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>>154955266
i got DPed last night...
>>
mookie WALK
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>>154955290
Both ears?! wow.
>>
VARGAS
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>>154955054
His son’s choir group performed Take Me Out to The Ballgame and Anthony was there to support them. Anthony is not working for SNY this season in a commentator capacity.
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dubs and tucker hits a double
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>cucker
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Question for you autismos. I found a box of old baseball/football/basketball cards from the late 80s to early 90s. Should I just throw it away or are there people on here into that shit?
>>
>>154955325
my bad, sorry guys
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Is this the first time we are an above .500 team so far
>>
painter working the canvas. dodgers are completely FRAMED
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>>154955369
not if umpie has anything to say about it
>>
POPE SOX SWEEP
They did it for Mune
>>
Padres trophy case looking good!
>>
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>>154955369
"I was walkin down the street, mindin my own affair
When two policemen grabbed me, unaware
He says ´Is your name Henry?´ I says´Why sure´
He says ´You the boy I´m lookin´ for´

I WAS FRAMED!"
>>
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Reds swept that series beating up on AAA pitchers doesn't count
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>>154955346
That era was a renaissance of card design. Donruss was coming into their own, Topps was solid. Fleer was solid. Upper Deck debuted with pure gold. It really helped there were a lot of exciting players then: Griffy, Bonds, McGwire, Ryan, Thomas, Bo Jackson, etc.
Diamond Kings from Donruss were an amazing subset. I doubt it's in there, but a Griffey Upper Deck 1989 was the most valuable card of that era.
>>
Who is the little person at home plate in the Yankee game?
The players look like roid monkey golems enough as it is.
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>>154955480
Thx f.am, will look into it. Going to save a few for aesthetic reasons, just as an artifact of a world that's forever gone.
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>>154955179
Nebraska vs Texas
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BrewGODS
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if the rocks win here, they pass the jints in the standings kek
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>>154955526
Last night, at the Mariners game, I sat next to an old timer from Milwaukee visiting his kid in Seattle.
He grew up there and saw the Milwaukee Braves as a kid regularly, including a no hitter they threw. Nice old fella.
>>
>>154955556
DINGER!
>>
>>154955362
Officially yes
But everyone knows /we/ are an elite franchise
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outta da jaaaam
>>
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!
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>>154955452
kek it really do be like that
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>RISPbacks again
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>>154955639
Don’t blame yourselves
Mariners pitching is top shelf
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>>154955585
Became my beloved Brewers
>>
Cole "SMOOTH AS BUTTER" Young
>>
Cole Young bomb!
>>
GG Nats
Dads on the downtrend to .500
>>
>>154955654

>top shelf

yeah those shelves at the inner-city CVS areas where you gotta ask an attendant to have them unlocked
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>>154955677
just like my sneks
>>
top shelf weed
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>>154955677
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Another 7 inning shutout
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late but COLE YOUNG
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no one cares doyerpacos
padres still live in your heads rent free
>>
>>154955709
*gets Tommy John in you’re path*
>>
freeland :)
>>
dalton "I was good for two weeks in april" rushing
>>
>>154955709
I'll be honest. I was wrong about this guy, and I'm man enough to admit that.
>>
>>154955690
you would know brownoid
>>
>>154955744
Ironic :)
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Sneks playing like shit in Seattle
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>>154955591
And there it is.
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>>154955677
>>
>>154955747
why would he get a tommy john? he hasn't torn his UCL
>>
>>154955706
kek
>>
>>154955778
You can see the air
Why the fuck does anyone live in Southern California
>>
jp walkford :)
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>>154955706
kek
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>>154955706
>padres fans looking intently at their zero trophy trophycase
>>
>>154955796
No anon, he hasn’t torn his UCL *YET*
It’s inevitable when you throw that hard, that frequently
>>
strikoutani
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>>154955323
Thank you, anon.
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>pereda
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>ohtranny in charge of being clutch
>>
yanks have 1 sac blunt this whole season kek
>>
Why the fuck would you tag on a ball in shallow center as a slow catcher? Fucking dumb.
>>
I can't believe mc hammer is working construction now and eating bagged lunches
>>
>>154955893
Mariners Achilles heel is baserunning
>>
9-1 DP lol thanks Julio and Pereda
>>
Husker sisters not like this!
>>
>>154955857
okay, is that why Nolan Ryan and Roger Clemens had that surgery
>>
Ken Griffey Sr in the booth. Extremely based
>>
>>154955893
He's a career AAA guy
>>
that hit the bat
>>
>>154955957

hell yeah
>>
>>154955940
(totally not rigged for all the PAC-12 legacy teams)
>>
>>154955948
Oh did they both throw 102 50+ times per game? I didn’t realize they did. Sorry anon
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One singular injury and the entire Cleveland bullpen crumbled like a house of cards.

It's gonna be UGLY in New York, folks.
>>
>>154955989
Meds
>>
>>154955989
>rigging for schools that are worth 1/4 of sec/acc baseball programs
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>>154956044
>>
>>154956044
>seething this hard
lmao
>>
>>154956024
>>154956055
grand slam sun devils
case in point
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>>154956044

if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen poodre. the poo is starting to melt and it's getting stinky
>>
>>154956044
you don't sound mad at all
>>
Senior in the booth was fucking kino
>>
>>154956044
kek seethe bitch
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>doyerwetbackborderhoppers unironically only bandwagon the doyers because they had one good wetback pitcher before they were even born kek
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>Hey Sanchez catch
>>
this poodre fan sounds a little upset
>>
trooncord is seething kek
>>
I need nu
>>
>>154956114
>>154956161
You're trying too hard
>>
freddie :)
>>
>>154956178
He's still seething over the CJ Abrams trade kek
>>
who /pingswing/ here
>>
NEW
>>154956358
>>154956358
>>154956358
>>154956358
>>154956358
>>154956358
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I’m a nats fan that posted>>154955706
didn’t mean to wind up this schizo kek
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>>154956352
I made the thread the last couple days. No one commented hardly
>>
>>154956139
Based kid pulled a "think fast!"
>>
>>154956097
Sandy Koufax?
>>
nu:
>>154956423
>>154956423
>>154956423
>>
>>154956352
I dropped in for a visit
>>
The Phillies look like the least showered team in the league
>>
kek



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