>>154950051
Where the donation will go?

>Celebrities

Alba is gonna dab on everyone

>>154950063
who cares

Danny Dyer to fucking cripple Angry Ginge

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Joe marler surely going to boris someone

>>154950051
for me, its goalkeeper barry

hope that little shit from adolescence breaks a leg

>>154950051
letting women play in this was a mistake and im not just saying that as an incel

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ARGHH WHY IS THIS ON THE SAME TIME AS THE DIAMOND LEAGUE??

Also no Diamond

>>154950051
Fucking Jaime Lannister??

LET'S GIVE MONEY TO BROWN PEOPLE FOR THE 100000000000TH TIME
THIS TIME IT WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE

>>154950432
Throwing money into a fucking black hole. Somebody somewhere is getting rich though

>>154950278
Stephen Graham??

>>154950329
Pretty sure that's her on screen right now

>>154950597
Yeah but she's not playing in her short shorts

>>154950616
shiny lycra kits for the women
donations shoot up 10000%

Rooney and Alba are gonna take this way too seriously

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>>154950656
If this were the 90s maybe. Never in this shitty upside down world now

>>154950063
kars4kikes

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>That fucking broccoli haircut

the game is also on youtube in case you hate the itv app

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what a simply wonderful institutional event that is beloved by many in these fair isles! I shan't be donating a penny.

Phowoooar alex scott

Dermot oleary hasn't aged since i was 10

please stop showing me GK Barry I am simply tired of her

where can i put a bet builder on this

Is that Nitro from Gladiators?!

what the FUCK is a TBJZL

>>154951092
YEAH ANON!

>>154951106
TOBI FROM THE SIDEMEN ANON!

WTF IS TOM HANKS DOING THERE

>>154951252
on the prowl for kids to bum rape probably

Gaza looks like a shithole!

Oh it’s that county being flattened by the other country we can’t criticise

>>154951301
>>154951318
Shut it down

when will bant mcfartlin finally shave the hair off lads

why is giving gift aid an option if it gives the charity 25% more and costs you nothing
why do you have to SELECT it
why is it not just the default option
its fucking stupid

>>154950051
I literally don't know who any of the "Celebrities" are except Tom Hiddlestone.

ah yes the game where multi millionaires guilt a public experiencing a cost of living crisis to donate money to raise a fraction of what could be raised if the millionaires put their hands in their pockets

>>154951407
>cost of living crisis
Hate this bullshit term. Where do they think all the money is going?

Jack Whitehall is an Arsenal fan. Imagine my shock

>>154951444
costs of food and utilities rising at a much faster rate than wages is a crisis anon

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How many today?

>>154951478
So where is all the money going. Its like energy, cannot be destroyed or created. Somebody is getting rich

>>154951491
you a bit of a thicko lad?

>>154951500
SOCIALISM CAN WORK. JUST BELIEVE

>>154950658
either you play to win, or you play to lose

i like tim allen

>>154951506
if food prices and inflation rise at a faster rate than your salary, and they are, then you are experiencing a pay cut year on year

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Tom hanks straight over to the kids

>>154951491
Isreal. Obviously.

At least this will be better than the PSG v Arsenal game

>>154951597
it already is

>>154951597
both teams already having a go not just attack vs defence

DID YA KNOW HE WAS IN ADOLESCENCE BTW????

>>154951491
huge multinationals obviously
and a bit more for rentberg also

For me it’s being bitter and jealous over all these celebrities but deep down I wish I was one of them and fucking about playing on a professional pitch with some old legends

>free kick for that
kick women out of football

best football served up at the london stadium this season ha ha

size of essien
bloody hell

rooney is younger than penaldo and looks like that

Rooneys playing properly kek

>>154951684
Bong genes + drinking

Twice coopers lost the ball. Get him off

whos bigger, rooney or essien?

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am i a boomer

why is the ref a fat middle aged woman?

State of the ref

wasn't that a corner for England?

>old men putting on a better show than the 2 best teams in europe

ERA

is the blonde lass on the left a pro or a celeb?

no era because he's a good goy

ref is having a mare

STATE OF THIS REF.

No literally

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>>154951802
>>154951804
>>154951861
She can barely keep up with play

>assistant manager Judi Love
how did we fall this low

Needs a goal or a brutal tackle soon

Rooney looks like he's about to throw up

ANIME

>>154951914
10 pints minimum after this

I didn't realise loki was so lanky

>>154951943
based

Socceraid idea: have someone from the Traitors play and when he gets the ball he runs back and scores an own goal and then takes his shirt off to reveal the opponents shirt underneath

Need screencaps of the Hong Kong girls who are clearly only there for Hiddleston

Fucks sake wazza

Does this ref 'av a fucking whistle

Berbatov struggling against the netflix kid

>i know you're struggling at home but please give up your money for this cause

I will donate when I'm as rich as the poorest person on this pitch

>>154951801
GK Barry is some basic bitch podcaster
Behzinga and TBJZL are in a youtube group called The Sidemen
Nicky Byrne was in Westlife...or Boyzone...one of them.
Nikolaj C-W was Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones
Richard Gadd is the Scottish guy who was in that tv show where he got stalked by a fat chick
No idea about any of the others, not gonna bother googling.

Haha here comes Masie and Jill!! Hahah get in!!! Epic!!

nitro could make it in the prem

0-0 after 30 mins in a charity game. Aren’t they meant to be a laugh

>>154952018
>the netflix kid
best player on the pitch so far

>>154952057
just paid my TV licence for another year upon seeing this genuinely hilarious moment #loveislove

>>154952047
never going to know her, why has she got an author's name?
i know of the sidemen but i'm not subjecting myself to that
fair enough not heard of him since
seen game of thrones but never heard his real name
not watched it but fair enough

ITS

well off

>>154952072
ngubitro

miles offside
where is VAR?

VAR?

Female lino with a shocker

>>154951801
>GK Barry
Influencer and Loose Woman
>Beattie
Retired Scotland and Arsenal womens
>Behzinga
>Tobi Brown
Some of the Sidemen (KSI’s former YouTube group)
>Nicky Byrne
He was in Westlife
>Burrows
Love Island
>Coster-Waldau
One of the Lannisters in Game of Thrones
>Gadd
Main character in Baby Reindeer, which was a big show on Netflix 2 years ago
>Kennedy
Irish singer
>Krieger
Retired USA women’s footballer
>McCann
Women’s boxer and former UFC fighter
>Moore
Retired English women’s footballer
>Simon Neil
Lead singer of Biffy Clyro
>North
DJ
>Rizwan
Actor. Was in Kaos
>Thompson
Made in Chelsea

So some irrelevant people, but some actual celebs you probably would know by their face or music

>>154952184
kek I've seen Biffy Clyro as well. I should probably half of these

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>>154952184
I know two (2) people off of that list.

nice tits

Cracking pair of jubblies on that lass in the crowd. Corrrr

>Loki off already
What does he even do?
>GK Barry posing for the crowd whilst playing
What does she even do?

>Hiddlestone taken off after like 5 minutes
kwab

Oh my god I hate women

>>154952274
>>154952293
Post screenshot

>the crowd are going crazy for Barry when she gets the ball
I didn’t know she was THAT popular

>>154952327
must be who lasses listen to in their spare time

genuinely eye opening to discover the audience think GK Barry is some sort of revered legend. I thought she was just tolerated

>Hart and VDS get subbed off at half time for celebs
This is where the fun actually begins

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>>154952324

more posts in this thread than most of the premiership matches this season

can they get this disgusting stuff of my screen please, I'm tryna eat at HT

Legends from the first edition
>England
David Seaman
Tony Adams
Paul Gascoigne
Jamie Redknapp
Les Ferdinand
John Barnes
Bryan Robson
Graeme Le Saux
>Rest of the world
Gianfranco Zola
Marcel Desailly
David Ginola
Dunga
Lothar Matthäus
Peter Schmeichel
Diego Maradona

This looks so much better

its bloody half time where are the slags?

>>154952307
Those poor HK girls who flew over just to see him

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>>154952474

>ITV got Lineker for the World Cup coverage
Everyone laugh at the BBC

>>154951385
You also donate the tax you pay on that income, so instead of giving that money to the government as income tax, you donate it to the charity alongside your donation. In other words, Gift Aid actually costs money that could have gone to potholes and the NHS. Personally, I would rather give it to the government.

>>154951666
Start a YouTube channel. You won’t get famous, but it is clear from this match that you don’t need to be famous to play in Soccer Aid.

How long is half time?

>>154951902
She knows the secrets of the people who control the media, and they have to keep putting her on everything or she’ll go public. That must be it. She isn’t funny and nobody likes her. Blackmail is the only explanation.

>>154952935
far too long

>>154952363
For a completely astroturfed industry-plant nonentity, she is quite funny and charming.

>>154952474
In you are mum’s house XDD

this could not possibly be any wankier

>>154952935
Some of these children in Africa will die before the second half starts at this rate.

No Tom no I don't think I will

Tommy H has got a semi on doing this speech

need proof Tom

at least dress like a grown up for the occasion robbie

Listening to Loki waffle thinking it cant get any worse only for Robbie Williams to appear with a live mic

how do gen Zers see Robbie Williams?

is he like how millennials saw someone from Spandau Ballet in the 2000s still thinking they're relevant. or is he a Michael Jackson figure?

>>154953125
He looks like he’s come straight from stealing all the copper out of the walls of the dressing room.

AND I JUST WANNA
FEEL
REAL LOVE

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We just need to be better men.

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restart the fucking match already

next up we have Dean Gaffney and the Dark Destroyer from the Chase doing the macarena

Begging for an IDF drone strike

>>154953184
>There’s a hole in my soul, you can see it in my face, it’s a real big place
Unironically some of the worst song lyrics of my entire lifetime

>>154953170
I was thinking today, there was a little festival next to my gym and they were playing 80s covers all day. I thought I wonder if anyone was listening to 40 year old songs 40 years ago and I really doubt it.

Why is Maisie Adam even on the Rest of the World team? She’s as Yorkshire as you can get.

>>154953238
I feel like they select it on proximity to London

>>154953170
Angels, Let Me Entertain You, and Rock DJ will always be staple songs, especially Angels. The rest of his songs have fallen into obscurity.

fuck me this is an absolute joke now

Making a sign for GK Barry. Jesus wept

I'd fuck Mary Earps. They should have the women in net and make shots from inside the box illegal

>>154953273
Suits me. No way I’d look at the current England team and think it represents my kin

just know gk barry loves a 1.75

>>154953293
I sometimes go back and listen to Rudebox to try and figure out how on earth he decided it was good enough to release

>Maisie Adams
Genuinely astonished that she is straight and married

>>154953293
>Angels, Let Me Entertain You
Mad because these only got to number 4 and 3 respectively
Meanwhile Millennium, Kids and Old Before I die are in the bin

>>154953421
Filtered

>substitution after 2 minutes
woke

>>154953431
no way?
i thought she was an ex footballer looking at her

>>154953483
Why cos she looks like a dyke

>>154953431
She lives in Brighton too

>>154953482
Maybe a player sharted

>>154953234
I remember seeing a TV programme about the bestselling songs of the year of my birth (1987), probably on Channel 5, and I was distraught that most of them were songs from the ‘50s that had been in adverts and re-released in 1987. I was expecting True Faith by New Order, and I got La Bamba and Reet Petite. It was very upsetting for me.

>>154953431
she's a friend of a friend, she seems alright

She does a bit on joining an LGBT womens team in Brighton without knowing because everyone obviously assumed

>>154953435
>Kids
Based rap sequence appreciator

Remember My Culture, that he did with the guy from Faithless? Robbie Williams really was an interesting guy, even though nobody likes all of his songs.

>>154953493
I think she unironically keeps her hair like that for comedy reasons. It’s an easy thing that other comics can joke about on panel shows.

>>154951666
there's a whatsapp group where celebrities and ex-pros match up for casual games, five a sides across europe

>>154953539
LGBT women's team? So just a regular women's footy team then

>>154953563
I liked his cover of Ozzy No More Tears he did this year. Apparently good friends with Zack Wylde

England should sit back with all 10 players like Arsenal did last night 25% possession 1 shot on target

>>154951666
I wouldn’t do most celebrity charity shows if i was a celeb, but I would be down to do Soccer Aid.

>>154953563
No I'm not familiar but looked it up, not what you'd expect from him

OHHHH JERMAINE GERRIM ON THE PLANE

>>154953614
I assume it’s an all-or-nothing gig, considering how it’s the same celebrities on every single celebrity programme now. I don’t know how this cartel of talentlessness has cornered all of television, but it’s like this entire country only has 15 celebrities now.

DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE DEFOE

AND ANOTHER

And another!!!

>>154953720
>>154953726
SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT

And the goalkeeper has potato pie all over his face

defoe officially 'too good for soccer aid'

>subbing Defoe off before he can get a hattrick because he’s making the game too one-sided
Boooooo

My wives son is half Jamaican and is crying now. He really wanted a ROW win or a least a goal to cheer. Can hardly console him. Cheers Defoe

>>154953690
Stewart Lee revealed all years ago. Bulk of TV comics are signed to the same agency, which also owns a production company. It’s why they all have their own shows and the same cast rotate among them.

Jermain Defoe Tommy tucker call him up right now

you know who's a very soccer aid-ey player?
thomas muller

>>154953827
Muller would score 6 by himself mate I'm surprised Podolski is even doing this

Cristiano Ronaldo will do this for the next 10 years when he retires and claim it counts to reach 1000 goals

>>154953775
Was that on a podcast or a stand up? Wouldn’t mind checking it out if so

>>154953843
muller is one of those that will gain weight after retirement
on the beers every day you know

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>>154953856

Has Joleon Lescott got a bit of a wig on at the front of his head? His hairline is much further forward than it was when he was a player.

>>154953864
Germans aren't really fat people, they don't eat the processed food slop here the Jews don't want you to know it's the kebab making you fat not the pints

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>>154953856

>>154953856
>doing something for someone else
would be a bit off brand for him

>>154953862
I’m not him, but the company is Avalon if that helps you look it up.

>>154953881
Russians are pure alcies and they're not fat

imagine being a nationality that renders you part of a team that is "Rest of the World"

>>154953901
vodka has 0 calories

FUCK! Didn't realise this was on!

>>154953926
not true but i think it might be the lowest of any spirit

>>154953881
it'll be the sausage and cheese and schokolade then
whenever a german has a sense of humour you know they'll be fat, like goering
laughter is the height of indulgence to them

That England keepers got tiny hands for his size

Is it too late to call Defoe up for the World Cup?

I like to see that the classic playground strategy of “just put the fat kid in goal” is still a thing

Marler clean sheet bet ruined

>>154953902
Because it’s Unicef, you always assume the “Rest of the World” basically means the third world, like Niger and Chad where people barely have food. That must be doubly grating for the players who are Scottish.

Michael YESsien

It’s funny how the second the ex-players do something too good, they just get taken straight off.

They've got podolski matic bolucci berbatov Jordi alba

We've got fucking wrightphillips and fucking walcott why are English footballers so uncharitable

Lescott and Burn for England this summer

>>154954040
don't forget jill scott

I’ve been thinking all match that Chris O’Dowd looks much, much worse than he did only a few months ago, but now I realise I was thinking he was David O’Doherty.

Wazza back on get him signed Carrick

Look at that Chloe Lasses bolt ons the women should have to play naked (except Jill scott)

fucking state of that

>*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*
>Ian: Gill man Gill was playing last night against Wayne you know
>Roy: Better fitness then you Wayne, you looked knackered
>Ian: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Cara: you did that didn’t you Gary
>*gary reaches for a huel takes a sip screws on the lid while gulping on his first word*
>Gary: yeah.. yeah good game that really well organised
>Ian: Ahahahahhaha
>Roy: you should do it it writey
>Ian: nah man nah I can’t do tings like that no more man
>Gill: Cara’s done it too
>Cara: yeah, course

>>154954040
Jack Wilshere has just come off to be replaced by Wayne Rooney. Although I would have expected to see Joe Cole, since I think he’s one of those whose life has completely fallen apart after retiring from football.

>>154954107
>except Jill Scott
lol

>>154954040
I think part of it is that there’s a lot of English celebs who want to take part, but other than the Irish there’s not many non-British celebs on hand to step in. Hell, there are English celebs on their side just to pad numbers with the excuse that their parents or grandparents aren’t English.

England bottle....

>>154954155
Why is Henning Wehn so uncharitable?

>>154954200
He's a National Socialist he doesn't believe in feeding undesirables who can't stop fucking in Africa.

fit lino

>>154954200
cant play because of his medical condition

>>154951597
I love how right you were about this

Cahill playing against a non-pro goalkeeper seems unfair.

Jill Scott has added nothing

>>154952072
Let's not get carried away, but there are definitely a lot of celebrities who would be League One/Two regulars if their chosen profession didn't offer more money. That lad from Kasabian has genuine talent and I seem to remember Brian McFadden is decent too. Usain Bolt definitely could have been a pacebabby winger for Tranmere Rovers in another life.

>>154954155
>ynr woody harrelson

I'd give meatball one it's hot knowing she could choke me out while I'm eating her out

>Brooker
haha look at him go!

Imagine being brought on for 4 mins

both teams now have a meatballl

Alex Brooker cant use a knife and fork and hes still a tubby git

>>154954269
main difference between the prem and lower leagues is fitness, not skill

>>154954269
They said that Tom Grennan had trials with Luton and Stockport (fun trivia: both those teams are nicknamed the Hatters!), so he must be pretty good, but it’s amazing just how much better than him Lukas Podolski and the other ex-pros still are.

>Walcott

>>154954306
heard from a reliable source that he microwaves tubs of ben and jerrys then drinks them

Remember that year that miced up Jack Whitehall and it was cringe and bombed

>>154954328
Berbatov was getting bodied by that 16 year old Adolescence fag

>3-0 walcott

>no added time
ref is knackered

should do a shootout anyway

ROW win, feed the world (let them know it's christmas time)

England win, a bunch of foreigners have to feed Robbie Williams cakes

>>154954339
Thats most of Jack's gigs

>>154954360
And the score would be about 10-0 if Walcott hadn’t been brought on instead of Jermaine Defoe.

>director denying hiddleston his dramatic guilttripping monologue
kek

>>154954339
I was about to shit all over Jack Whitehall for still having the comedy persona of an edgy student when he’s older than me, but I looked him up and he is actually a few months younger than I am :(

>>154950063
Chill it with the antisemite questions

>>154950063
Not to needy kids I'll tell you that much

>camera cuts away as Hiddleston lifts the shield
He must have some Asian blood in him

Now it’s ended just in time for Dear England on BBC1. I’ve watched about ten minutes of that so far while waiting for the news, and it’s impressive how the cast all look like Gareth Southgate and the players (apart from the one playing Marcus Rashford, who is just a random black guy).

>>154954684
I thought the exact same. Grealish looks ridiculous though. It's pretty woke in places though.

>>154954707
>>154954684
In fact watching it now and they've done a good John Major as well, in his voice at least