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>Must use at least two set of alternate softs and one set of primary hard tires.
Tell me about Beautiful Detroit Lads
>>154950600i feel that penske is buying that frm charter for him at cup next year.
>>154950235>/palou/ formerly /indy/Kek, great bake, fren.
>yes muh God>oui muh Dieu
>muh god>muh soldiers>muh 'muricacringe as always
Penske Perfect
>>154950836where's the lie tho
>>154950836that is a balanced and moderate take
Vamos alejandro
It doesn't say much about the Indy 500 that they already have them "back to work" only a week after "the greatest spectacle in racing"
The lady in the white dress has quite the bum
>>154950836I like how he had 2 go's at hybrid in that one
>>154950836The most reasonable F1 fan.
>>154950907They need to capitalize on potential new views by showing them something completely different from what they just saw. People love abrupt and jaring changes, right.
ZZ Top mentioned
Is anyone else having issues with the aces stream?
Hey bros
>wuuuuumon chair of the companyIf i owned shares i'd be pulling them right now
>>154950993runs fine for me
>Detroit>Cars still gave wheelsFake GP
Did Rossi just bin it or was that a flashback?
Rossi drunk?>>154950993Try dd12
>chevy engines shitting And at Chevrolets home track of all places
Who's into the wall first?Nevermind Rossi already won...
>rosshit
>rossi
Onboardshttps://pastebin.com/eTY6Fakk
GREEN GREEN GREEN
At least Rossi gets along well with Ed
Green green green
>lap 1 complete>no incidentswat?
>>154951005I rebooted and it's working so far. It just shit out for no reason
How are we feeling bros
>pwl
>still green with no major crashImpressive
>>154951077Comfy
so another #palouwinslol, right?
>>154951077I'm pretty excited for the battle for second.
If it stays green forever they can actually spread out on the track
>>154951114Yeah, he's pulling ~.2 sec/lap
JUST Dave can't pass Shoomey
VK first to pit
>>154951137>JUST DaveLike Jerry Only?
>kwabmussen
>assmussen
>ecr crash while the java house ad playspottery
>crashmussen
>assmussen>cautionhere we go
>rossi trying to hit everyone as he comes to a stoplol
Maybe we'll get a Juan like at Monza today
>ECR KWABjoke team
>Big Dave lockup under FCY
>>154951212uh Anon>>154951201>>154951200>>154951201>>154951204>>154951209
>Big Dave pitting a second time for wing adjustment
>Newgarden 23rdKWABPenske should have had Felipe Nasr drive
Good to see power up at the front, doubly so when penske are fucking up
Power's got pace?
TOOWOOMBA
TOOWOOMBA, QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA
Cam on, Will!
POWER
>palou officially exposed as a has-beentoday life is good
>Will "I Have The" Power
Now see how Power will lose the win with andretti regretti pitstop execution
POWER SURGE
Why is the son of a 7 time F1 champion so shit
>MAX POWER>MAX POWER
>>154951351Please no...
CAM ON WILLIEP
TOOWOOMBA, QUEENSLAND
>>154951351
>>154951345>today life is goodCheers.
the fucking shitzil broadcast is off because the faggots needs to cover divegrass and neymar again...where is my b2 carpet bombing orange man, i want divegrass gone.
>>154951383https://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/384419366_detroit_grand_prix/#webplayer_alieztv|260684|384419366|3022114|123|7|engot u senpai
>>154951351He literally said something like>A mistake free weekend would be really niceafter qualifying.
Hello fellow racists, how's my nigga Caio Collet doing?
Toowoomba bros how are we feeling
>>154951415>P16>best rookienot too bad i suppose
>>154951402aces high is saved here but thanks
Why is Sting Ray slower than a crippled man?
Based foster
It’s cute how Fox thinks Americans give a shit about soccer
>>154951448based indeed
>>154951448bitch, get out the way
>>154951383Get ready for one and a half month of this shit
>>154951455I care that it's going to fuck up traffic around here for a month...
>>154951445He was slower than a 45 year old woman in a car with no power stearing
>>154951455every time they show that commercial it makes me want to extra not watch divegrass
>>154951472move
Palou looming hard
>>154951519Toowoomba bros got a little too cocky
This is kino as hell!
BOO BEE BOO
I can't hear shit from the radio
btw out of all the drivers of the penske 12, malukas has taken the longest to get a win, mario and pt did it on the 3rd start, uncle bobby and williep did it in the 5th
>>154951528Nah, he's just letting Scotty catch up and put a little pressure on Palou.
How’s my boy Slowjean doing
Palou BTFO
we're racin' boys
Finally Palou is washed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD SHIT
Fox is taking commercials at the most kino times.
lungegaard is back
Fox missing all the action as usual, thanks God for the international stream
>>154950235>/palou/???
>>154951467Show Do Esporte is as slopshit as Globo Esporte and none covered sports since 2003, its all divegrass shit.
kino motor racing
powah tires are done
is power driving on ice?
>>154951614It was in the picture in picture thankfully
Power needs some Powerstones to handle that power
who the fuck swings cats?
>>154951640well
>minimum powermeh
>track not wide enough to swing a cat strange expression
>andretti>clutch situation>good pitstopWTF!?
LUNGEGOD
>>154951664Absolutely amazing.
>palou effective leader againit was fun while it lasted
Lundgod tire stretch ftw
>>154951677Its so fucking annoying, he gets the lead by not passing anybody. Just playing single player time trials. Makes for miserable TV.
>>154951664Yeah, but they waited a lap too long to pit. >Andretti stragetti regretti.
>rossi on fire AGAIN
>>154951693That's what's known as a Formula 1 pass.
Rossi keeps catiching fire
>crossi rossi
retire, old man
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu
>FCY
>rahalthat didn't need to be a cawshun
Fox have a real talent for running ads whenever something actually happens
>Rossi playing with fire again. >Rahal Did that really need a FCY?
>commercial caution
ECR sure loves to burn down their cars in the pits
>>154951726and he should fuck off and atay there
>dixon on max fuel save mode
>>154951747Let them stack up behind Palou again.
>>154951771Take that up with Zach "Ozempic" Brown.
why is there a safety car?i can't believe i got tricked into watching indycar againi'm done
>>154951726Its a part of all racing really, but it feels like every race this year has been Palou doing that or something taking him out of the picture and giving us a fun race. Hes a god damn anti-fun vortex. The opposite of BAMF.
>armweak
>>154951813Nah Versluppin needs to fuck off for poo loo go there, and chip needs to die.
why is this safety car still going? There was never even a need for it.
Based veekay with the touring car overtake
>Outta the way, jerkass!
Well, that WAS fun.
>>154951937We now wait for the tires to fall off again.
owari da, race is over.
Crashjon, quick, we need a caution
>>154951900Rubbing is racing, and Veelay had that corner.
How can it go so well for Palou every single week
Grosjean mogged by Sting Ray...
>Dicks off
>White Sox starting>Palou far off into the distance with another undercut/clean air win with him passing nobodyWelp all the Indy for me this week. Hopefully me flipping the channel causes something to happen to the cheated up 10.
THE PIECE OF NOSE CONEIT'S HANGING ON
Palou just lost .5 seconds in 2 laps.
When did Kirkwood put the pineapple on his helmet?
Palou's lost 1 second in 5 laps
>>154952140>>154952173Just an illusion. Palou takes the Primary next and drives away while Kirkwood has to take Softs and will struggle
This is giving us just enough hope that when Palou pits and gets the lead back and runs away on the hards it will hurt even more
pwl
That didn't need to be a cawshun
It really is over bros
FUCKING SHITTERS
What is a local yellow?
>caution for that
>stingray not crashing
>Palou getting another cawshion at the right timeHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
>fucking shitters>fucking track jannies>fucking full course yellow
BEEF
>hyping up Palou v Rossi v Schumacher
Kirkbros…
I don't understand how this is fucking people over.
is there a way to watch the whole race from one car's camera feed, or is the broadcast feed the only one available?
Kirk is always so close.
>american road quality
>>154952282The people who haven't pitted need to pit under caution, which is a huge disadvantage because for some reason American series close the pits until the pack is bunched up under caution so pitting puts you way to the back
>detroit
>>154952285indycarlive
i find f1 boring and unwatchable but i kinda enjoy indy. not sure what's wrong with me
>>154952285>>154951045
dixoff
bros...is dixon washed?
I like how evil the Chevrolet building looks
>Dixoff
>dixoff
>>154952313thank you
>Dixout
>>154952352take a good look at it, this time next year it will look vastly different
That topview shot needs the GTA2 menu theme put on top of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6mWA7OQiM
>>154952227>That didn't need to be a cawshunYeah, like 90% of the cautions in American motorsport...And they'll dare tell you you asked for this because someone pointed out how waiting 20 minutes with Rossi beached on the straight and a pile of debris in the middle of the passing zone wasn't the brightest idea at the Indy GP.
>>154952302Aaaah, I see. IndyCar and IMSA need to use more local yellows. At least give the stalled car a chance to get going. It's literally the only redeeming part of the hybrid.
>>154952375What are they going to do to it
>>154952250A local detroit person walking the street gets to wave the flag.
digits and miggu gets a podium finish today
>restart with Migg in secondThis is going to be fun.
and just like that miggu goes from P3 up to P2
what the hell is mick doing there
>muh lucas>migg
I've learned from aces that Palou is actually a jew.
>shoomeyWASHED
>mick>malukasgod damn
Cut mick
lmao
welp nevermind
guess he just realized and went back where he belongs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(miggu fucking washed)
Why they bring out full yellows so fast man when there’s no need
Mick ruining lil Dave's race again
>Wenn Sie nur wüssten wie schlimm die Dinge wirklich stehen
>Shitmacher
>mick
its schumover
Based Herta outright calling this WWE tier shit out
>>154952425Mick Schumacher things
>>154952429Aces taught me that raping women is wrong, because they enjoy it and women shouldn't be allowed to feel enjoyment. It's a treasure trove of knowledge and wisdom.
>>154952467Es ist vorbei...
>dick shoomi
>>154952467>HAST DU ETWAS ZEIT FUR MICH, SINGE ICH EINE LIED FUR DICH
Stop palou man just send him to f1 to be a shitter
>joyous hybrid failurenooooo you can't say that on tv
how is palou so fucking lucky
>>154952457Because they waited 3 minutes to throw a yellow for Rossi parked on the front straight at the Indy GP (road cours) and it absolutely thunderfucked Palou because he pitted expecting a yellow that 100% needed to happen, but was late.
FUCK THE HYBRID
Dixon isn't suicidal
>Another joyous hybrid failure
>>154952429>aces>>154952487>AcesWhat? The streaming site or...?
>>154952532What race are you watching? P1 before the yellow p2 after the yellow, but lost all the gap he had behindHe lost time
>>154952533>it absolutely thunderfucked PalouGood
>>154952558The Battletech one
>>154952567Yeah, but now they are making it up to him with this bullshit.
>>154952584>but now they are making it up to himBad
They're just bullying newgarden
2min minor penalty for boarding
Everyone is beating up on the cripple.
lol wtfwt
Power was having a nice day you asshole
>>154952561he was the only leader to pit before the yellow and now everyones getting caught up, and then kirkwood can't attack on the restart because rossi wasnt able to serve his drive thru
If indy did sprints without pitstops palou wouldnt win shit
This fuckin shit camerawork jfc
>santuccigod damn
Best case, Kirkwood gets by and slows Palou down and let's... Rahal catch them up.Fuck.
Are you kidding me
another caution
>fcy just in time for paloufucking rigged
Luckiest driver on the planet
this kicks ass wtf
>FCY againfuck this shit
>>154952532you gotta be fucking kidding lmao
OK, that is worthy of a FCY, I guess. Honestly, it could have been a local yellow if you trust the drivers.
wtf, power is out?!
fooken snooty
>no power
>>154952689Snooty put him in the wall
svg>>>>>>>>>>>snooty
>someone sneezesYELLOW FLAG
Scotty really is washed
extinguish the kiwis, oceania hyperwar now
>>154952690Fucking unbelievable.
Add weights to palou
>>154952713least deranged australian ITT
How long until Penske can start cheating again, we need them back
Cashing in on SPEED Channel nostalgia just for it to be a podcast to shill ASSCAR is scumbaggery to the fullest extent
>>154952736Put a snake in his car.
CAM ON FOSTER!!!
>>154952758Harvick wanted a excuse to not post here again.
Come on Kirk!
>No action
Absolute kino racing.Also love how tobacco companies seem to be the only ones who can create attractive logos. VELO isn't even that old and it already seems like an Indaycar staple. Hope to see more of them join.
owari da, he is 1 sec away already
>>154952787His wife made him, she wears the pants in the family
>1 lap of green>Cut to commercial Damn, Fox what the hell?
>>154952758THISit's fucking garbage
>>154952836Watching tv, are you a effing boomer?
Palou struggles with the hard tyres. One time understeer and the other he locked up
>>154952874I can tell when it's a commercial because Tom Gaymore takes over the call.
>pooloo flatspotplease let it become a puncture
>>154952898yeah but Kirkwood suffers even more with the softs
>>154952926Yeah it is over
Please bin it, Palou
GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK
too many cripples ruining other people's races
Surely kirkwood catches him now after the yellow for sure
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF
this is so fucking retarded...
>Rossi blatantly nerfing off Grosjean
outta the way mclaren fucking shit
>Rossi more of a shitter than Grosjean
What does it mean bros
jew on frog animal cruelty
Indy just isnt made for streetcircuitsNo car is
>this race
>rossiI hate crashjon, but that is on rossi
>>154952972Just spear him into 1 and let Graham cop a win.
Palou is so lucky, other 2 lead sec lost, 7 in total? Plus he is in the hards, he wanted as much green as possible
>Fuck your leg up>Take a break and spend sone time with your familly?>Nah risk permanent damage and shit up the back of the race
it's so tiring
Gay
i am tired Joseph.
He wouldnt win in a no pitstop sprint
At least the shitters are back to shitting things up unlike the first few races of the year
>
Did you enjoy it, race fans?!
TDS
Rahal earned that podium
what an unexpected result
What happened to the chopper lmao
Graham is so freaking back
>>154953264attacked by drones from Canada
I HATE THE ANTICHRISTI HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Of all the shitters ramming competitive cars, why wasn't one of them Palou.
>does nothing>P4I like Pato
>>154953287Thry did last season
>>154953242No matter how many times he finishes well, I'm always surprised.
Palou's forehead zit harnesses all his strength, someone go pop it
>>154953333doesn't hit the same, people need to cry on reddit like they do with penske
>full Honda podiumHaha take that GM
>>154953333I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
>NHRANice
>>154953333maybe everyone else just needs to git gudoverall great race, vrooms were enjoyed
>>154953333>quadsPalou has already won the championship.
>>154953333I'm glad i didn't lose time watching the race lol
>>154953333Quads never lie
>>154956616It was kino as fuck until the first round of pit stops.
