what are the ladies of /sp/ doing to prepare for the world cup?
Probably inventing more fantasy stories about white men and even more fantastical excuses for brown ones
>Imogens hands shook as she put the Dyson (£999) back on the wall mounted charger. She heard Hugo’s Range Rover (£159,000) on the gravel driveway (1/4 mile long and with electronic gates). England had lost. She’d read all about what happens this in the Guardian. As he exited the British Racing Green behemoth that she repeatedly crashed into things trying to negotiate Waitrose car park and the turning circle outside their school (the children are now day boarders, times are hard), she noticed he was armed with two bottles of Bollinger. One was half empty and the other appeared unchilled. Terrifying. She thought about using something for protection but it would be no use, her years of yoga classes and tennis lessons at David Lloyd would be no match for his muscular legs (adorned with red trousers, corduroy) and arms (Oxford rowing blue 2005)>he staggered up the path and unlocked the door as she prepared herself for the vicious domestic violence>it was going to be worse than all the previous humiliation. The cancelled horse riding lessons due to the expired Amex, the flooded rental Volvo in New England, the time he was nice to the florist at Clementines wedding. Living with this horror was pure punishment >”bad news, darling”>she flinched, thought about her life and how horrible it was and how she didn’t deserve it and if only they hadn’t met at the Cavalry and Guards club dinner she wouldn’t be in this mess>he was visibly in drink. If only that bloody wog hadn’t missed his penalty again. Oh god what am I saying? That’s not me…>”No bonus this quarter. I did make partner, though, so we don’t have to get rid of the lodge in Lech. But we can’t go to the Caymans, will have to be next year”Spare a thought for all the women having to live through this awful violence this summer
anti-Englishman psyop / Black legend
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>>154951191my wife hit me when we won the women's euros
>>154951492>>two bottles of Bollinger. One was half empty and the other appeared unchilled. Terrifying.lol. and to answer your question the women of sp are making sure to stay on top of their hormone regimen and saving for cosmetic surgeries
>>154951191There are no girls on the internet
>>154954034Well at least she didn't pegg you.
>>154951191>ladies>/sp/come on now
>>154951511Go to pub, drink 10 pints, Get completely plastered Go back home and beat the wife,dirty northern bastards!
>>154951492Nice post, except people like Hugo don’t care about football. They prefer rugby. The violence comes from Callum against women named Sauvignon (or, more likely, Sorvinyon), and right in front of little Tyreese, Lexus and Thunderstorm (and their half-brother DeShanishaw) too. Is there no justice?
>>154963423So what happened to Imogen after this?
>>154963471Hugo spent the whole weekend in the conservatory, and that week’s book club (it was The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas again; they’ve all read it before but it’s just an excuse to drink anyway) had to be moved to Zizi’s house. Imogen doesn’t like Zizi ever since the unpleasantness in Geneva.
>Soccer is so boring people have to beat their wives to keep things interestingThat's just awful.
>>154951492>>154963492You are annoyingly good at articulating my hatred for the upper class
