1st for /ourguy/ Carson Beck
Anime and football go hand in hand
>>154951647Correct, both are gay
say something nice about bo's pussy
Why did he do it?
Gayest thread yet. Anime niggers should be put down like rabid animals
>>154952465Because he sucks ass at football.
>>154952511But that can't be true. His EPA was elite!
aaron rodgers vs mason rudolph at OTAs
>tfw the state of illinois tells you to fuck off because you're a dumb nigger
>>154951534That explains why the league is so soft now
>>154952648This bussy is so soft now
dem boyz are hard af rn
Which player should take out bussy insurance?
>>154951534I bet a big reason why is anime is still locked at 30 minutes per epsiode, 22 minutes after you skip intro and outro. When your busy you can still kill a season of anime fast.
>>154952883>anime is still locked at 30 minutes per epsiode, 22 minutes after you skip intro and outroLel retard, it's 24 minutes per episode, 22 if you skip the OP/ED. Some studios are playing with extra long first episodes, but I hate those. I prefer the regularity of 24 minutes
>>154952869Everyone in the NFC North for sure. I don't know if it's the lead lines but something in the water makes them all act super zesty
ya seethe?
Why are people saying Aiyuk is going to cost $25 million now? Did I miss something? Last I saw, most speculated contracts had it at ~$11 million
>>154952920Ok
I had no strong opinion on Caleb Williams before but the superstar treatment he's getting in the offseason is making him a hatewatch candidate.Seriously what the fuck has he actually done to be rated higher than Daniels, Nix, or Maye? And that's just from his class, I'm seeing him be put in fucking top 5 convos based off of ???
>>154952493What do you expect? Look at the dumb shit they do; blow millions of dollars and go broke, go back to doing hood shit like drive bys and low level drug deals which endangers their ability to make millions, beat their women and kids half to death, get drunk and fly around public roads in supercars, and countless other stupid things. They're probably all borderline retarded, these are the people that enjoy Chinese cartoons, people that read at a 3rd grade level.
>>154953034Has Lamar ever made anyone seethe? He’s a serial choke artist and regular season stat padder like Josh Allen. I give him props for not being a flopping little bitch tho, and at least he owns his retardation.
>>154953047Who is saying that?
>>154953307Cause da bears. He's probably the most talented qb in bears history. At least since colored tvs came out. Hell, probably since tvs became common. When Sid Luckman won his last nfl championship more people listened to the game on radio than saw it on tv.
>>154953762I am, I posted about it on X a few minutes ago.
>>154952441I'm glad you saved this so I don't have to
I want to see naked men
>>154954170
>>154952627the state of illinois is run by dumb nigs and a fat kike
>>154954221damn I can't believe he's a big gay faggot
>>154952465Patriots fans were acting like Maye wasn't playing like complete dogshit in the postseason and they weren't incredibly lucky to play against QBs who were somehow even worse.
>>154954487you don't understand, they were on the doorstep of destiny
>30+ posts without a mina mention
>>154951534Anime
AJ Brown to New England for a '28 first rounder pick and a '27 fourth round pick. Will be announced in a few days.
>>154952582Jesus Christ.How weak is his arm that you need to throw lolly pops on a wheel route drill? Hes getting arm strength mogged by a 42 year old Aaron Rodgers.
I don't want to hear any Bustin Herbert glaze in the regular season. Unironically the biggest fraud in the league.
>>154954547Kevin Wildes...
>>154954791Even 42 year old Aaron Rodgers has a really good arm even if it's not what it once was. He really doesn't have to play so conservatively.
>>154954899too bad you're going to hear it anywaybetween Jackson, Burrow, Allen, and Herbert I wonder how many more disappointing playoff losses is it going to take before something gives, either from the org, the fans, and the QBs themselves
>>154952465Need to see the all 22. I have no idea what he was looking at with that throw
Arch Manning would have been a top 10, most likely top 5 pick if he entered the draft this year.
>>154955262who would he be going up against this upcoming draft?
>>154955047At least Joe Brittle has actually played well in the couple times he's actually made the playoffs.
>>154955262on planet retard
>>154955334Where do you think you are?
>>154955344watch anime and get back to me
>>154955262on planet you (you = retard)
Did julius peppers have gigantism?
>>154955965only in his pants and by proxy your mom's honey hole
Imagine losing a superbowl because your qb is jake delhomme/Colin kaepernick/drake maye instead of literally anyone else.
>>154956409Jake balled put against an all time defense, only lost because his kicker is retarded. Respect him
>>154957054Imagine being raised by a single mother
>>154956409>>154957054>>154957094dey white trash, whatcha gonna do
>>154957054SHOW ME THE CHICKEN!
>>154957094Hawt
>>154954899>biggest fraud in the leagueNot even close. No one pretends Sherbert is the best QB in the league like some retards do for Lameme even though they’re both fraudulent playoff chokers
>>154957094pretty rich words coming from someone with a large amount of melanin
>>154951534That means 60% of the NFL posts on 4chan
>>154955262>drafting a namecouldn't be my team
>>154955206>I have no idea what he was looking at with that throwI've got nothing for you
>>154954899>J. Herbert>B. HebertBust name
>>154958123Jeez. Receiver was there if he had thrown it in space to the right. Just a bad throw i guess
>>154954899>his and herbust
>>154954899>Y. TittleThis triggers me.
carnero fresco
>>154951534We don't claim hoodweebs lol
>>154958681>Y. A TittleThis is fucking seared into my mind every time I see that name. Fucking weird ass ESPN commercials back in the day. https://youtu.be/lfRkXLptIlc?si=NCNvBNyvGSUJoyIF
>>154954899Lil bustin might get one eventually :)
>>154953047I cannot remember a storyline in recent memory more fucking retarded than the Aiyuk thing. It's like the "team x is considering signing Kaepernick" stories we had to put up with for years and just like those stories, it's entirely self-serving "leaks" by a desperate agent.Aiyuk is fucking done. DONE. He knee was absolutely wrecked and if he was actually going to rehab it properly he'd have done it at the team facility instead of voiding his guarantees. If he wasn't willing to rehab under team supervision for tens of millions of dollars, how much do you think he did on his own recognizance when he was making nothing for it? He might not even be able to fucking run for all we know.This is a guy whoa) has been having like a year-long mental breakdown on social mediab) has a completely wrecked knee he din't rehab properlyc) was playing badly before he got injured d) wiped his ass with a team that gave him a huge contract and were super bowl contendersWhy the everloving fuck would you ever want him on your team at this point? He's cancer with a side of AIDS. He's literally so worthless he had to give the Niners a fucking refund for his contract. When's the last time that happened? The most likely scenario is he gets some "prove it" tender offer from a stupid team, shows up unable to function and gets cut immediately, goes broke and then kills himself a year or two from now. What the fuck are we even talking about>you mad broYes, and justifiably so
so is aj brown still getting traded to the pats first thing in the morning tomorrow? seems like everyone has forgotten about that storyline, but the magic date is finally here (at least where i'm from, you americans have to wait a few more hours)
>>154958982GayJ deserves nothing but the worst. He needs to be traded back to the Titans. That is true justice.
>>154958876can you explain the refund to me, was that the voided guarantees? if they cut him would niners still be on the hook for any money?
>>154958982from what I've heard his primary landing destination hasn't even come to close to working out a deal for him
>>154958982Seriously kill yourself.
madden cant depict the reality of team-player interactions anymore because that would be "racist"
>>154958982>so is aj brown still getting traded to the pats first thing in the morning tomorrow?Doesn't seem like it. IIRC, the Patriots and Eagles aren't close to a deal.
>>154959002Yeah, you still owe people the guaranteed money if you cut them, otherwise teams would just cut everyone who wasn't worth heir contract any more. You have to really, really fuck up in a deliberate and repeated way where you basically refuse to show up for work at all to get them voided, which is why this is such a huge red flag. He could have gone two or three years without even playing a single snap and still got that money. He he just needed to appear at the team facility and go through the motions while trying to force a trade. But he didn't even do that, just straight up went AWOL.You know he fucked up because his agent didn't even contest the voiding and more or less admitted it was justified. When an agent lets tens of millions of dollars go without a fight shit has gone horribly wrong. That's Antonio Brown tier shit. And this is a guy people think can help their team, lol.
>>154959012meds
Yep, someone's having a Coom-induced melty
They're calling it Droom and Broom bros
I want to break this zesty buck so much bros, my bussy cannot handle it
>>154951534>
>>154959012Ukrainian hohol mutt detected
>>154959539rather break your faggot skull
I wish I had a pussy between my legs.
>>154959844
You guys ever buy women's lingerie and wear it as a joke?
Bo Nix is going to RAPE my chiefs in week one :(
>>154959884Can't rape the willing!
West of the Mississippi posting is the gayest posting ever.
2025 was the best season this decade
>>154959011He's still good enough to have some value but nobody's giving up a ton of assets for a guy who might be starting to decline, is owed a ton of money and will publicly act out as soon as anything isn't perfect.
*blocks your path*
>>154959994Grim.
>>154959884I wanna see 3 passing tuddies minimum. Nohl Williams barely played last year, Kohu sucks asshole and Delane+Canady are rookies. Waddle and Sutton should go off Allah willing >>1549599942025 was great but 2020 was still the most fun and unpredictable season in recent memory. All the covid craziness last minute game changes and the Room+Coom+Roob posting was hilarious absolutely killed my sides
The new Madden cover is cool and all but it really should have been Myles Garret
>>154960135>Myles Garrett breaks 24 year old sack record >ERMMMMMM ACKSHUALLY CALEB WILLIAMS RAN BACKWARDS 25 YARDS AND THREW A TOUCHDOWN WOWWWWWWWW THAT'S LIKE WAY MORE IMPRESSIVE O ALGO!!!
>>154960179>Mason look out Earl Thomas is coming get rid of the ball quick throw it away!!!>OH N-
>>154960179>>154960204ACK!
>>154960179AFC North nigbowls are the best.
Tony Romo? Yup, thats HIS quarterback...
I need money for the Raiders Niners game
>>154960283No fuckin loyalty nor dedication anymore man.
>>154960298The league needs a TO now more than ever.
LaMeme missed the playoffs.
>>154960356Lost the battle to win the war
>becomes a HOF qb in your path
>>154954899Herb for Bryce straight up, who says no?
>>154960356
>>154956409Delhomme actually played pretty damn well in the OwlStill has the record for longest TD pass in an Owl
>be 1977 Falcons>best defense ever>have an offense so atrocious you go 7-7 and don't even make the playoffsThe embodiment of the name FAILCONS
>>154960406Who would have guessed?
>>154960406
>>154959994it was satisfying to see a lot of the usual suspects from the previous 2-3 years implode and eat shit even before january, but it was also sloppy as hell and had the fewest "complete" balanced good teams i can remember in a given season, which also meant the most forgettable champion in a long time and the super bowl already feeling like a formality as soon as the championship game matchups were set. it's good to have chaos like this once in a while to keep things fresh, like the 2007 college season that oldfags can't stop reminiscing about, but usually i prefer when there are actual juggernauts that either battle each other in kino instant classics or get knocked off by an underdog in an upset that no one saw coming. when everyone is the same caliber of deeply flawed mid, it cheapens the whole thing a little bit. imo next season will be much better with young qbs and coaches from the previous hiring cycle settling in and a lot of contenders from 2023-24 making big moves to innovate and retool
>>154960416It's May 31st 2026 and Jake Delhomme has thrown ANOTHER interception.
>>154959994It honestly was. Regular season had so many great games and many of them were on primetime. Superbowl was a sleeper but there were so many great games and moments in the playoffs as well
>>154960408Ryback
>>154960435I agree.2025 felt very CFB, so I was pretty disinterested in it all.
>>154960470>OH NO>OH FUCK>OH SHIT>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>154960498that game thread was fun as shit during all this
>>154959197Why does this dumb shit only happen to my team, that same year devondre campbell refused to go into the game because his feelings got hurt after greenlaw came back from injury and started over him
>>154960376Surely you don’t think harbaugh was holding you back
>>154960470Agree. They really nailed the primetime slots last season i think that was a big part of it. Years past we've had so many shitters especially on TNF but last year there was a ton of great games despite minimal flexing
>>154960470The superbowl was anticlimactic but the NFCCG was the true Super Bowl and it was decent
>>154960531*ahem*
>>154960498
>>154960571>regular seasonAlso, the only really bad one there is the dolphins one
>>154960595KINO
>>154960610>blowing a 15 point lead under 5 minutes to the Bills wasn't a really bad one
rate jared verse's custom anime jeep
I'm right
>>154960710niggerlicious
>>154960750No.
I have spoken.
Shitposting aside, this will be the real winners. Not a Herbert dick rider, but the media sure are and they’re the ones who vote on this shit.
>>154960634That 4th and 2 is probably inside the 10. Allen scores, 3 and out likely, and then game winning drive. Not at all crazy
>>154961009Sounds like your parents dropped you on your head a few times
>>154960911>MVP: Justin Herbert
>>154961129Bills have all 3 timeouts + the 2 minute warning. Standard comeback
>>154960911>de’zhuanIs this a chigga?
>>154961195Its the nigger spelling of Dijon. As in the mustard
>>154961146I explained the logic in my post. Also, the Mutt won’t get Comeback POTY because the media would view it as beneath him. >>154961195Maybe. Lane Kiffin told me Ole Miss be racys and shiii so I don’t think they had black players there.
>>154961262It doesn't matter that the media suck him off. Justin Herbert is never going to be in serious contention for NFL MVP because he's /weakmind/ as we've seen for years
>>154961257Lel
Let's reminisce a little /nfl/ https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/137506332#137506332
>>154961476Was this the game the Raiders were gonna let tie and have them both make the playoffs but then the Chargers did some time out Chorging and the Raiders decided to win instead?
>>154961511It was THIS game
>>154961525Aieeeeeeee!
nigga welcome to you own deathhttps://youtu.be/pUIeTjhFGss
>>154961525Faauuuukkk I love boobs so much bros
>>154961525*plop*
feeling like a freak on a leash...
was Travis Hunter officially a dumb draft pick?
a cheap fuck for me to lay
>>154961525The only good post you've ever made
>>154961706maybe he will spam this for a year, but it will just be cocks
>>154961525Blue board, shlomo.
>>154960911
The Chiefs already feel like old news
>>154961733>nigger is at work at 3 amlol AI is gonna take your job soon
>>154961687Yeah, but it was from the beginning. He was always going to be a CB that played a few meme snaps a game on offense, and no CB is worth the #2 pick.
>>154961741saar..I mean luddite do the needful why are you a leftist
Still seems crazy to me that no team would try to beat the Pats' bid for AJ Brown. Their pick is expected to be late, so it probably wouldn't take more picks to do so.
Who's getting cut tomorrow?
>>154961772he has bad knees, a bad attitude, and he's already on a big contractPats are just desperate because they can't draft WRs
>>154961783He's worth a first, pretty clearly. Probably a mid-round pick in addition as well.
>>154961782I wouldn't be surprised if L'Jarius Sneed is thrown out on his bussy. Niggers done nothing the last 2 years except be injured and fail at a drive by
Who tops and who bottoms in the relationship? Bitchknees or the kiwi?
>>154961511Davante wasn’t a raider back then. That was the offseason after
>>154961777
Josh Allen is unironically a fucking retard
Based Royer plowing barely legal teen he molded into the perfect wife while she was in high school
Travis Kelce doesnt watch anime hes a real man
>>154960006It's AI. He weighed 202 pounds at the scouting combine.
>>154960135I knew they'd inorganically push this subpar QB because of the LGBT agenda. QBs who only complete 58% of their passes should not grace the cover of Madden.
>>154960179#53 is a real one.
We are officially on AJ Brown trade watch
>>154963016>expecting a team to trade for an emotional chimpnot even worth a 2029 7th
just how bad is JJ that he can't beat a literal goblin?
>>154963129Nine > Murray >>>>>> McSharty
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
i laugh every time
i cry every time
>>154963181Jets when they heard Geno was avaialable
>>154963181vikings-cardinals, week 17, 2003
>Odell Beckham, Juju Smith-Schuster, and Braxton Berrios set to work out for Giants
>>154963425They should sign Keenan Allen. He'd be a good mentor, especially for Malachi Fields as another big WR without much speed.
>>154961782Ypipo in london
There’s literally nothing weird about pride month. We are proud to be different. We are proud of men who fuck each others poop crusted buttholes. All the snowflake bigots can kick rocks!
>>154963657Your favorite team?
>>154963673My bad, I forgot! Anyways, go Cowboys!
>>154963425>Odell BeckhamI wonder if he still fucks Justin Bieber's mouth, or if they broke up when Bieber got married.
Patriots have an EXCELLENT wide receiver room right nowBrown, Doubs, Boutte, and Chism are all great
>>154963726>brown, dubs, booty and jism
>>154963657Wild that this is what you choose to think about
>>154963726Brown will want another trade the first time Maye targets another receiver
>>154963425OBJ is like the Giant's Dez Bryant. Also, didn't know Brqxton Berrios was white >>154963687Bieber met his wife because she was a hug fan of him sucking objs dick, their last anniversary was spent on objs rental mini yacht
>>154963748Alright then they send him to the Dolphins for a better first round pick than they started with
>>154961129Says the ban evading spammer?
AJ Brown isn't getting traded until Friday at the earliest.
>>154963843
>>154963843thanks for the update Howie
>>154963726DeMario Douglas is alright too. And Mack Hollins is pretty good in his role as a possession/run blocking WR. And then there's also Kyle Williams who they drafted in the 3rd round last year. They have five or six average-to-pretty good WRs. If they get Brown it'll be a scary group.
AJ Brown? A Commander
>>154963774If that were the case why wouldn't the fins just swoop in and trade for him now?
>>154963940Only if they want to give up two 1st rounders
>>154963980I'm starting to suspect the Dolphins aren't a well run football team
Patriots have a good quarterbakArguably the best WR room in footballTwo good running backs with Stevenson and HendersonA solid tight end with Hunter HenryIf the offensive line is even just average (Campbell to Guard, Lomu slots in well) then they have a top five offense
>Name is AJ Browns<Hasn't played for the Cleveland BrownsThis script sucks
>>154964043Wait until you find out that Boston didn't go to the Patriots and the Cowboys have three players named TylerWorst of all, the Browns' team color is orange
>>154964053on bizarro world, chiefs am BIG champions! mahomes be system quarterback carried by run game and national hero rashee rice
SOON
>>154964046The worst and most annoying aspect of the Browns is that retarded nfl media keeps giving them old Browns history when the ravens are the continuation of the original Cleveland Browns franchise
>>154964126It's cause legally I think they technically are the old Browns and the Ravens are an expansion team
>>154964134Meh they kept the roster when they moved, I think that should override any claims to expansion status
>>154964097>black GM>black, gay QB>third generation nepo owner
>>154964038>Patriots have a good quarterbak
>>154964038I'll give you the third one, and maybe the 4th (though he doesn't really block so how useful is he?), but that's it.Drafting Andre Dillard and moving a bust to guard that has never played that position doesn't fix an o-line lmao.
more pedos getting exposed
>>154964241>dating an 18 year oldThat sick fuck
>>154964241Ohio is a canonically evil place
>>154963425>>154963687They signed Berrios, so I guess it's OVER for Odell
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>>154964097it'll be happening in indiana
Thanks Josina, great reporting
Just a reminder that 4pm is the earliest something could happen with AJ
>>154964433It's not going to get announced today. By the end of the week though probably.
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>>154964286This or the chargers would be the most entertaining option, but instead he’s going to go to New England, have a similar season to the last couple and become a fast acting cancer when they miss the playoffs
>>154964241Age of consent in Ohio is 16 so as long as he was jizzing on/inside of her in the state of Ohio what's the problem?
>>154963744>Wild that this is what you choose to think about when we spend an entire month plastering our degeneracy over every aspect of public life
>>154964097Dat bih gah
Mid-a Kimes
Patriots got OL and WR help while the Seahawks lost their RB and OCCould be an actual game
Is Russell Wilson a hall of famer?
>>154964703I think he
>>154964703No
>>154964525I don't think people are saying it's illegal but it's definitely weird and creepy.
>>154964532I manage to make it through the month of June without thinking about poop and buttholes, I'm sure you can too anon.
>>154964703>has a ring>ten-time probowl>16th all-time in career passing yards>12th in passing TDsSeems like enough to me. I don't really like him, and he's not in the GOAT conversation or anything but that shouldn't be a requirement for making it into the HoF.
All in
>>154964838Yeah man, I'm sure he'll be a difference maker
>>154964703He'll get in as a senior member in like 25 years
>>154964870Apparently he's broke so maybe an incentive heavy contract will make him wanna play hard like he did at the start of his career before fame got to his head
>>154964783I use poop and buttholes to illustrate the absurdity about being proud to be gay, anon. It’s a joke, you don’t have to be a such a heckin literal redditor about it
Chargies make ya seethe
lol Giants signed OBJ
>>154964767Leave
>>154964838>>154965024
>>154965011I don't seethe at the victimsI seethe at the homeless epidemic and those responsible for it
>>154965078this is good
Dianna Russini show me your pussini
what big news are you anticipating today?
GARY BEARS
Russell Wilson just signed with CBS
kek CBS just cut Russell Wilson
happy pride month kiwi!
>>154964838>OBJs prime was 10 years agoI have not fucked a hot chick since then. Time sucks.
>Russ out of the leagueAnother one bites the dust
Garrett to the Rams
HOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT>>154965297>>154965297
>>154965297WHAT THE FUCK
>>154965297my tickling balls already sense a training camp ACL tear
>>154965297fuck the rams man, they are always stacked like the cap only exists for every other team
>>154965293Kyler Murray will have a non contact season ending injury in training camp and the vikes will sign Rustle
kwabland kwabrowns
>>154965297I heard rumors about this on a podcast just the other day I think it was Albert Breer who mentioned the possibility. NFC West arms race is insane
>Rams land another superstar.... againthey must have Dodger level accountants there
>>154965297How is this going to help their special teams
>>154965297awesome
>>154965297guess that means no AJ Brown to the Rams
>>154965297Are the Browns ok?
>>154965290>tfYou can literally go do that for what, 80 euro?
>>154965314him or stafford injury would be the KWAB script
>>154961870I top that Kiwi bussy like playoff teams top Lamar and Thro Pix.
>>154965297>Wilson's retirement and OBJ coming back are afterthoughts now
>>154965297Fake and gay
That Myles Garrett trade makes the Ty Simpson pick even more retarded
Watch Aaron Donald unretire lol
>>154965349They need as much 2027 draft capital to trade up and take a real Quarterback instead of jigaboo sanders and peanut oil. Verse instead of Garrett saves a lot of money too since Verse is on a rookie deal for the next 2 years
>>154965297>just paid Stafford $55 million>need to pay Puka still>traded away their first rounder in an extremely stacked draft classMcGay knows that this is the only year they can win it, if they don't then the Rams are going to be fucked for like 5 years
>>154965375you just don't understand Godchild McVay's masterplan and oscar tier acting skills
>>154965297rip jared verse
>>154965297I don't like this. Why blow up that young core?
imagine being traded to cleveland ohio from southern california
>>154965383>if they don't then the Rams are going to be fucked for like 5 yearsNice meme you said that last time
>>154965297His cap hit the real numbers average around 25 mill for 3 years. Dear god. Why are there only 6 competent GMs in the league. They’ll trade Simpson away next year if what’s his nuts doesn’t retire and pick up a second and a fifth/fifth kolb style
Myles’s girlfriend Chloe Kim lives in LA too
>>154965383Brother they said the exact same thing in 2021 and look where they are now.
>>154965383off field puka shit could pile up and the rams might opt out
>>154965297
>>154965297the Browns should be nuked fucking faggots
the rams are such a fake ass plastic "super team"
>>154965297huh???
Just glad it was the Cowboys or Eagles.
>>154951560>>154965297how tight did his bussy just get
Unironically happy for Garrett, he's too good to waste away on the Browns
>>154965431*was not
>>154965383The Rams aren't going to pay Puka, the Cowboys are.
I'm 100% certain that it's the league that enforces these trades instead of GMs and owners
The Los Angeles Rams...they're a USDA prime ribeye. From a 2 Michelin star steakhouse.The Cleveland Browns....they're a veggie burger. That you microwave.
>>154965396I am from LA, visited OHIO last month. What a fucken shit hole that place is. LA isn't perfect but I'm never going back there again.
Doesn’t matter. Your team sucks.
>>154965437im just glad hes out of my division :)
This sucks. And don't try to tell me it's a good longterm decision; you know damn well we'll waste the picks
>>154965446mob ran leagueeverybody gets paid, doesn't matter who wins or loses
>>154965297Isn't Jared Verse good? Does this really make them that much better?
>green gay panic trade in 25>rasm panic trade in 26It's afraid.
>>154965461I mean, it's not like you were going to win with him anyway
the LA Rams will never have a fan base.
God I fucking hate LA so god damn much.
>>154965465Verse had 7.5 sacks last year Garrett had 23 sacks last year. Sometimes it's that simple
>>154965477goodell will never stop trying>>154965446
>>154965465Garrett just broke the sack record on like 60% of the defensive snaps of the other guys with 22+. He’s an all time great. Makes you wonder about the alternate timeline where his chimp out on mason rudolph is more successful and he goes to prison for murder
>>154965461you can use the pick to draft a quarterback
>>154965477That's right ese
>>154965399>>154965408>lost in the NFCCG because if their shifty special teams>do absolutely nothing to improve itLakeks are going to be in for a rude awakening
>rent a team lambs did it again
>>1549655032010 chorgers 2.0?
>the nfl can't be rigged it'd be too difficult>garrett traded to the rams>check where super bowl is being held this year
Good trade for the browns
>>154965503>complains about special teams>doesn't know the rams improved itlol
Imagine if the Rams had drafted Kenyon Sadiq or Makai Lemon at 13
>>154965474We're sure as hell not gonna win without him. With him, at least I got to watch him kick ass for my favorite team
>draft a future QB>Extend current QB>Trade away young pass rushed and first for old pass rusher?????
HOLY SHIT WHAT
Jared Verse has gotta be pissed lmao. No more contender and LA weather, pack your shit for Cleveland, buddy.
Rams just traded 2 2028 1sts for AJ Brown.
>>154965524How did they improve it
>>154965503Shanahan tree coaches do not and never will value special teams. They don't sign special teamers, they don't practice it, they don't view football as a 3 phase game. Lafleur is the same way and look at how their season ended, but they'll never do anything to change it.
Thread is moving so fast no one will know that I wish every anon here a happy pride month :)
>Mickey seasonit's all so tiresome
that don't look good
>>154965540Special trans aren't valuable
>>154965540And that's why the Seahawks won, they have the best special teams in the league outside of the Jets. And unlike the Jets they have a good offense and elite defense
>When you go to sleep a member of a Superbowl contender and wake up a member of the joke franchise of the league
padford week 5 career ending injury incoming
meanwhile my bills aren't doing fucking anything, while the rams go all in again. Also why the fuck do the rams get to host another Super Bowl again?
>>154965563Damn who did the Vikings trade for?
OH NO NO LOOK AT DIS DOOD NOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA
>>154965571>Also why the fuck do the rams get to host another Super Bowl again?Warm weather cities are rotational hosts, flyovers only get 1 after their new shit bowl is built
The Browns will be good soon if they sort out the QB position
just fell to my knees at walmart
drafting players is fucking gay lol
>>154965571most blatantly astroturfed franchise in the league
Feels like only yesterday
why the fuck nowthe time to trade him was last year when he requested it and you knew for a fact you weren't going to be competitive. him being on the roster was the sole reason you cucked yourselves out of the first overall pick and mendoza at the end of last season with two meaningless winsnow you have a young core to build around on both sides of the ball, and garrett was supposed to lead the wayfucking ass backwards franchise that always jumps the gun when it's not supposed to (see: firing sashi brown before he saw the long-term rebuild through, firing dorsey, jettisoning baker), then puts its thumb up its ass and dawdles on the next major decision when acting fast would actually be the right thing to do (see: keeping hue jackson, keeping stefanski for too long, holding on to garrett for too long)yeah congrats on the picks and the cap space, but you're still not getting arch if a qb-needy team picks first overall. the extra pick will only be crucial if the team wins too many games despite watson playing badly, then you maybe can trade up for moore, mensah or mestemaker with someone like the raidersnot the worst day in the history of the franchise or anything, i've grown kinda tired of myles myself, despite the generational talent he's a pouty bitch and a shitty leader who played a big role in running baker out of town. but the timing is incredibly retardedalso congrats to the rams on securing the super bowl in june, happy for stafford cementing a gold jacket with a second ring. unless they just get ravaged by injuries like their rivals up north, nobody is beating them
>>154965603Rams have zero depth, a couple of key injuries ends their season
>>154965576>getting to play for his hometown teamOkay actually this is based, good for him.
>Roster Move[Schefter] The Giants are signing former Chiefs wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster to a one-year deal, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus. Giants now have added WRs Odell Beckham Jr., Braxton Berrios and Smith-Schuster.
>mfw I bet the Browns and Giants under
>>154965603They must really like Verse. Only reason i see theyd do this
>>154965571lol
>>154965589which they haven't done since 1999
Apparently Jared verse just had an awkward exchange with a gay reporter who was coming onto him last week, so this is his punishment
>>154965612On the flip side, if they don’t suffer season ending injuries, then only an elite qb who has a legendary playoff game is equipped to beat a team the way the Rams are constructed this year.
>>154965640ENTER
>>154965640You mean like Sam Darnold
>>154965539Got Grant Stuard in free agency
>>154965388>>154965375Stafford was 40 and torn up last year. Simon can play like purdy if he goes down at work Kirk cousins. If he stays healthy and plays next year the rams will trade him like Kevin Kolby for a 2/5/5. Next years qb class is really 4 top guys then the rest look 2/3 rounders. Basically next year is top heavy at qb, ot/ Leo/edge or verse style players, wr, Cb then it s falls off a cliff.>>154965465Very good but he’s a Leo or edge 6’3 250 a big linebacker who can rush well and kind of hold edges, he’s a common player but a pro bowler lb Garrett is a true de who can stop the run and rush the passer. On the rams he’ll go to end giving them a front 4 that can stop the run by themselves and rush the passer. They can just drop 7 every play now. 7 on 5 every play. They can only double one or two guys and the rams would have 3 that can generate pressure inside and. Out
Now that Myles Garrett is an LA Rasm, here's your Superb Owl 61
>>154965593this
mike garet is a bitch and I pray to Allah he breaks his legs
>>154965576
>>154965646>>154965651The Rams secondary will be a lot better this year. Even Big Dick Darnold could struggle.
>>154965675Keep telling yourself that
>>154965477yup yup yup
>>154965653If they had drafted Arch Manning, I would understand, but Simpson will be just a backup at best.
what’s he planning….
Puka to the Bills >Bills have no money
>>154964079My Bears are the biggest victim of this :(
>inb4 Stetson Bennett wins the QB2 job
>>154965698Neither do the Rams
on the other hand there are some good edges in the next draft. if watson plays decent and you end up with like the 17th and 32nd pick, you could package them for collin simmons or dylan stewart, and there's your one-two punch with verse for the next 8 yearsor maybe for this year they could look into a trade with the giants for burns or thibodeaux. alex wright could pass for a decent #2 with garrett opposite of him, but ideally he's more like a top-end #3
>>154965693Arch Manning sucks cock, holy shit you gotta get over him
>>154965693That’s the idea. If stafford goes down Simpson can come in
I would be happy if they just make the playoffs again and burrow doesn't get hurt. But also know that's an ask.
>>154965700>raidurrs>taints>ratbirds>COWSOISkek...KEK!!!!
>>154965297>move to LA>immediately become goodim nooticing
>>154965700imagine being this retarded
>>154965717Me and you both
>Rasm>good
what my brownies doing... we lose garrett and have to suffer through another watson shitshow, this season will be unwatchable aside from our new rookies hoping they ball
>>154965675One of the things that made the Seahawks offense effective was the ability of their OC to neutralize the LBs. Rams don't have a great LB core. That being said, Seahawks just lost their OC so there's that
>>154965725Didn't work for the Raiders
>>154965725Sports are good when a LA team is good
>>154965694why are his eyes so close togehter
all good ohiobros we got out qb1 coming back
>>154965639Just how things go. Years back to be a good player and end up on the Browns you'd have to have video of you beating a woman end up on tv or you'd have to shoot somebody. Now the Chiefs are taking those players and the only ones left for the Browns are guys responsible for literal hate crimes like telling another man you're not interested in having gay sex with him.
>>154965297How does this make sense for the browns. Was garrett unhappy there?
>>154965713he got gud in the second half of the season, the yips he had in the beginning were an aberration even compared to the limited action he saw in 2024. i buy the theory that he was injured, in september he visibly winced while throwing as if he were in pain
best news I've heard all monthFUCK CLEVELAND
>>154965297>Traded Myles Garrett for a guaranteed 30-32 pick...Oh, let me retrieve my sides.
>>154965756Garrett was begging to be traded
>>154965603>>154965708shart manning throws like a queer little gimp anyway. brownies should unironically draft Chambliss wherever they pick he's a baller
>>154965756You can pay the man and not win anything with him or you can trade him away and not win anything but at least you're getting draft capital from it
>>154965756LMAO is that a serious question? He's been trying to get out for over 5 years
can't wait to watch the rams choke next year. Fuck LA
>>154965768>>154965773Yeah but didn't he sign an extension like last year?
>>154965739they have given up and started looking to their futurethey realized they absolutely do not have a team right now and will not have any semblance of one until any and every trace of the Watson trade is wiped off the boardafter realizing this they realized that means Garrett's entire career is pretty much wasted as by the time they do have a team he won't be on it any which way so they went and got some value for him while he still had some
>>154965756He did write a letter saying he wanted out a year ago. Then they pulled up to his house with a truck filled with gold, and he wrote another letter saying he was happy to be a Brown for life. I think after a historic season last year, there was nothing else for him to do but wait out retirement. He has to be the happiest guy in the league today.
>>154965777Nice digits
>>154965777trips of trvth
>>154951534WHAT THE FUCK. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE RAMS DOING THIS SHIT? MY SAINTS ARE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE NFC. YOU STUPID FUCKS.
Friendly reminder that Stafford is 40. He's not going to have the season he did last year, especially with a harder schedule
>>154965781the last part i get but not why they want to start watson. why not just let sanders play a year to see if he's worth giving up on and getting a QB in 2027?? if they want to move on, keep watson benched until necessary
>>154965739Our Defensive Rookies were only good because Myles Garrett existed in proximity to them.
>>154965717What if Dexter Lawrence sucks now
>>154965777Checked
>>154965750peanutGODS
>>154965781In other words: browns.
>>154965777Based also fuck youngcuck
Check on the hoes in your life cause they mad lmao
>>154965747Does anybody actually think this
>>154965808You were the one bitching about refball for 5 months straight
>>154965756>spend nearly a decade in America's worst big cityI would be miserable, not unhappy if that were my fate
>>154965813no its a catechism sports media used to describe the raiders not LA
>>154965797sounds like they should add two all pros to the defense to ensure their playoff viability
>>154965747...said no one ever
Are the rams... dangerous??
>>154965797Nah, he’s 38. We’ve seen guys still play well at that age. Elway was 38 his last go. Rodgers won his last mvp at that age. But you’re right. He is near the end
>>154965797He's 38
>>154965827Grow up
>>154965808I'm just here to make fun of ClevelandFUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND TODAY
>>154965827You mean special teams. What happens when their returner muffs a punt and gives the opposing team the ball back on their own 10 yard line
>>154965818kek dont let him forget it
>>154965779It's hard to say no to being the highest paid guy at your position when all you have to do is show up. It was also easier to get that deal from the Browns than some other team and unless he renegotiates with the Rams he's still going to get all that money regardless of which team is paying it.
>>154965297My Steelers (:
>>154965836I’m almost that old :/
>>154965842Whats that blue shit. New gay flag?
>>154965756>Was a player unhappy playing in Cleveland?Are you actually asking this?
>>154965779Yeah. The "he wants out" arguments mean nothing when a player signs a 100 million dollar contract with the team he allegedly wants to get away from. Most likely the Browns did this to dump his contract. They're saddled with Watson for the next 3 seasons
>>154965855Victims of rape or sexual assault or some shit for peanut oil.
>>154965847No way... is this a real photograph of the poster formerly known as Youngcuck??
>>154965756>anyone being happy in cleveland everYou know that native Clevelanders pretend to love their home even though they know it's a shithole?
>>154965854Your time as a viable starter in this league is sunsetting, anon.
>>154965779>>154965871All the extension did was make him easier to trade. This was going to happen
>>154965819LA is a worse big city than Cleveland. Cleveland is far from big
>>154965857BUT MUH DREW CAREY AND THE ROCK N ROLL MUSEUM
>>154965297There's no way this is real the Browns got absolutely ROBBED if this is the case
>>154965874
my vikies :D
>>154965855
>Russell Wilson retires and becomes a broadcasterWe can stop hating now Seattle. Only a matter of time if 3 gets retired
Imagine being Jared Verse right now
>>154965894Nah, Cleveland is like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag. LA is like 20lbs of shit in a 25lb bag.
cmon jerruh you know you want to pull the trigger on maxx crosby just do it
>inb4 the rams fail garrett's physical and trade 2 FRPs for Will Anderson Jr.
>>154965818you sound mad
>>154965894Be real, outside maybe here or /pol/, 9 out of 10 people would prefer living in sunny California over dumpy Ohio if they had the money. Every NFL player has it.
>>154965929rams FO arent niggerlicious pajeets like baltifeces
is there a more obvious hospital team than the ramilia next season lmao
>>154965937california is a place you visit, not live its like moving into the strip club
>>154965950it's them and the bungos
>>154965931I'm not the one who was bitching about refball for 5 months Youngbitch
>>154965952Rich people live around other rich people in nice neighborhoods or in secluded places where they own a lot of land. That doesn't apply to them.
>>154965952>"""man""" who hates LA also hates tittiesLol actual faggot
>>154965880
>>154965952How come it's the most populous state then Cleetus?
>>154965894LA is becoming a favela but it still has a lot more going on than Cleveland, and it can be fixed with the proper leadership.
>>154965967you are mentally ill
>>154965950then the ramilia get to see the rookie play, which is just as fun with none of the championship upside
>>154965937That logic cuts both ways though, with Garrett money he can live in a carve out area of Cleveland while also flying wherever he wants whenever he wants first class
>>154965974>import 50 million Mexicans wow
>>154965977This. VOTE PRATT AND FUCK JEWSCUM
>>154965979fairs thats a good mentality
>>154965995>vote prattfellforitagain.jpg
>>154965974Cletus was an esteemed warrior of Macedonian who saved Alexander’s life at the granicus so that’s a compliment
>>154965977No it can't, a quarter of LA is the slums
>>154965950Yeah the 9ers again lol
>>154951534It all makes sense now
What part of LA you from bros? Ventura County SoCal Cali Boy here
>>154966012californians have the 48th ranked iq and literacy in the country anon you need to speak in smaller words to him
so which based gAyFC team is gonna btfo the rams in their own stadium in the 'owl
>>154966030Glendale baybee
>>154966039None. This is an astroturfed Super Bowl, MVP+DPOY headed towards a rigged Ring.
>>154951534>>154951647>Myles Garrett played the Rams on December 3rd, 2023>Met his girlfriend Chloe Kim at the game>It was One Piece night>Myles Garrett huge anime nerd>Anime edition gennyThis is complete and total offseason victory
>>154966030Las Vegas
>>154966030Went to college in LA
>>154965937Pat McAfee lives in Indiana. AJ Hawk lives in northern Ohio. Peyton Manning lives in Colorado, Favre lives in Mississippi, Rivers lives in Alabama, Eli lives in New Jersey, Drew Brees lives in Montana. Point is that a lot of retired players choose not to live where you expect them to live.
>>154966016kek
It's amazing how the Rams have gone from being a franchise no one cared about to being one of the most hateable teams in the NFL since moving back to LA.
>>154966035>data from 2022What year is it anon?
>>154966030I’m from Glenolden PA
>>154966069They're family men, would they live in california
>>154966030~valley life~
>>154966062LMU?
>>154966030im from Fresno
>>154966077so this is the power of hollywood jews...
>>154966030San Gabriel Valley
>>154966035What goes on in Alabama?
New>>154966118>>154966118>>154966118
>>154966120New>>154966120New
>>154966035so fentifornians are the real leadheads after all huh
>>154966035Why is the sunbelt so damn stupid?
>>154966124Posting in this oneThis one is youngcuck>>154966127
Cosmic comedy would be the browns somehow beating the Rams in the Super Bowl.
>>154966154No slavery destroyed their economy which means no money which means no schools and infrastructure. Even when schooling was available kids had to work. Even with child labor laws there's an exception for farmwork.
>>154966154they are good at hockey tho
>>154965855thin blue line. Respect the troops
>my brownies in the news!!>oh :(Why was I born in NE ohio
>>154966994>Why was I born in NE ohioSame ;(. Good thing I'm dropping this gay ass spor- >Guardians and Cavs suck as wellDAMMIT!
