Why are The Big Four so hated?
>>1549519170 ballon d’or combined. why zoomers so weak mind?
it's gonna be sovl when Haaland goes to Leeds on a free at age 35 to help them win a relegation battle
>>154951917haaland>tall, nordic, blue eyes, blonde, european>90% of soccer watchers cannot identify as him or self-insert>poses a threat to oldheads who care about hasbeensmbappe>lightskin, french, poses a threat to oldheads like haaland but on the WC frontyamal>goes against everything spain and latin america stands for>forced by media for DEIvini jr>black brazilian, cost latin americans and brazilians white people points>bad>dances
>>154952064oh look. the race-obsessed chicano has OPINIONS
haaland is TOO WHITE for the average /sp/ racist (who falls somewhere between him and mbappe)
>mbappe >light skin
Haaland >ugly>can't dribble>ghosts>6'5"Mfloppe >ugly>thinks he's cr7 but he's not>locker room cancer>FrenchLamine>ugly>thinks he's neymar but he's not>reminds people that their youth is goneVini>ugly>calls out racism>he's really not that good but is still a top player in the era and reminds people football has fallen off and their youth is gone
>uncs don't know what lightskin meanskek
>>154952769being 6'5 is based though, manlets should be humbled
>>154951917vini gets racists banned which makes /sp/ol chuds seethe uncontrollably
>>154952064that post is incredbly bad and good at the same time, i can't explain.
>>154953279its a reductionist view of the modus operandi of /sp/ol i never watch soccer so it's utterly devoid of any gameplay perspective
>>154952769>ppl hate these players because they're ugly i didnt see anyone back in the day shitting on ronaldinho or ribery for their looks mfloppe sounds pretty funny though
calling a soccer player a flopper is like building a railgun to shoot stones at 0.2c out of a glass favela hut
>>154953905Same but with Handegg fans and the word cuck
>>154951917All four of them are uglyEven Messi is more in the normie-tier than any of these uggos
>>154953818Ronaldinho and Ribery look ugly "in a good way", they are still human. Come on man, Haaland looks like a monster and Vini looks too animalistic
>>154953818Haaland legitimately looks like the missing link. He triggers uncanny valley
>>154955075ok senoooor
>>154955172it's crazy how much taller and superior he isa true Aryan Ubermensch in a sport which is traditionally the opposite
>>154955229not only tall but his limbs are disproportionately long. arms and legslike he was built for rustling large animals to the ground
>>154951917forget about these circus freaks, we just entered the era of the Caucasian BVLL
>>154954581you are allowed to say he looks like a monkey
>>154955479he's like a newborn giraffe
>>154953818lol whatRibery was routinely mocked for being ugly as fuckRonaldinho was SOVL so he was teased about the way he looked but in a good hearted way, people loved him.
>>154953818Ronaldinho and Ribery had good thoughts and it showed in their face. These zoomers are always stressing and it makes them uglier.
