>that will be 250 million, plus tip editionprevious: >>154950422
he ran when it came edition
>>154956113
>>154956159why would he lie like that?
>>154956113Remember when ESPN and everyone else was telling us this lanky faggot was going to evolve into a prime player but the matter of the fact is that he is nothing more than a glorified Porzingis???
Cheddy... Just needs more time...
Cason Wallace on being extension eligible: “Love the Thunder but I’m more focused on getting better.”
>>154956181any fan of okc obviously has no shame or integrity
Dont run, be a man, fight b-ACK
Chet had a very bad game. Can he recover?
This is Wemby, Castle, and Harper's first ever playoffs and they made it to the NBA Finals while knocking off the defending Champs and reigning MVP. They all still have a ton of room for growth.
>>154956398He needs to stop that vegan shit, guy looks anemic
what the hell does this guy dohow is he a starter
>>154956360>it's realis it possible to learn these powers?
>>154956443he's literally just draymond greenshit at basketball but good at hurting people
>>154956443He gets into your base and hurts your guys. It's all he needs to do.
>>154956443He injures the opposing team's players.
>>154956398His issue is all mental, mans scared like a bitch. He needs to do training with the monks like wemby did.
>>154956398They'll come back stronger :bicep emoji:
>>154956443become one of the fall men for next year's lakers
>>154956189>Remember when ESPN and everyone else was telling us this lanky faggot was going to evolve into a prime player but the matter of the fact is that he is nothing more than a glorified Porzingis???It all makes sense once you realize he's one of (((them))) >>154956162
>>154956439If getting fat can void an athlete’s contract, going vegan should void an athlete’s contract.
FTA,Gaydub, Chut Hoegrim, Poo Dort,Fartenstein
Cason Wallace wants to be a starter. Either the Thunder get off Dort and extend him, or Cason asks for a trade/walks in free agency
>>154956443he's an enforcer
>watch brazilian soccerball league>big team saved by obviously rigged game>watch nba>promising young player beats haram ball + refsTrue balance
>>154956542>one of the fall menhe'll be perfect
>>154956663:)
>>154956443He was good against guards who like use their strength and weight. Guys like Donovan Mitchell, Luka, etc. Quick guards just have been cooking him, and now hes also lost his 3 point shot as well, so he pretty much does nothing on the floor.
>>154956468Draymond Green is a great defender and passer
Highlights of Game 7 already have 4.2 Million views
The biggest aura loss in the playoffs so far
>>154956739Bitchell had aura?
>they still talkin bout me?
>>154956763Jokic showed more emotion to watching his horse win a race than winning an NBA Title.
>>154956739James Harden already on his way to the strip club
I been saying chet would be the downfall of okc but niggas didn't believe me
>>154956443Here’s there to injury the best players.
>>154956763>Uma musume comes out in the west>Jokic can no longer make deep runs in the playoffsCoincidence? I think not.
>>154956763Fuck this white fraud
>>154956862mi bombo
They was out of oxtail and collard green sandwitches so my boy chetty had to buss the avacado turkey ya feel me
>>154956823can you stop posting dudeno one cares about your SGA bandwagon leaf takes
>>154956449You need to be the MC.
>>154956663 wemby making the rest of these cats hate chet too is incredibly underplayed and very funny too
>>15495689640.9% is disgustingly bad
>>154956739Add Duren, Sengun, and Murray
>>154956896these stats are buffed by game seven toomajor outlier
>>154956896He played as good as you could expect getting guarded by literal demons all series. Whats he supposed to shoot 60% on deep contested fade away jumpers? Yall are unrealistic as hell just cause he was cooking bums in the regular season
>>154956921His FG% was at 38% before game 7.
>>154956896Spurs were the perfect storm to guard Shai-generational big man to stop him from getting to the rim>least assistant coach who already had experience against him with the Mavs and built an interior defense that had previously given him issues>CP3 mentored rookies who were told how to guard him and his tendencies>bitchass national traitor Kelly Olynyk who gave away even more of his tendencies from his experiences on the national teamIm surprised he even had a good game 7 tbqh
>>154956986>we lost to CP3 and Kelly OlynykChokelahomos in complete dissaray
All-KWAB teams for this years playoffsFirst team: Chet, SGA, Jaylen Brown, James Harden, Jalen DurenSecond team: Tatum, Mitchell, Jokic, Deni, MurrayThird team: Luka, Sengun, KD, Austin Reaves, Randle
Will the knicks be able to straight up deny wemby from getting in the paint and playing his game the way hardenstein and the thunder did? Seems like a relatively simple thing but if thats the case why did the timberwolves fail at it so hard. It seems like hardenstine might be uniquely good at his dirty wemby molesting defensive playstyle
>>154956468Prime Draymond was better than Wemby
>>154957057Where’s Chokic?
>>154957057KWABOTP: Jalen Duren for losing out on about 100 million dollars unless a team retards out
>>154957068lmao warriors fans have the dumbest takesdraymond has literally never been more than a dirty enforcer
>>154957067Without Mitchell Robinson in Game 1, I doubt it. Thunder are a much better defensive team than the Knicks.
>>154957081Draymond is something else
Why does Oklahoma produce so many unlikeable niggas? First KD,Harden,now FTA and Chut...Weird
>>154957098Where did you see Mitch isn’t playing?
>>154957130close proximity to stupid and ugly people changes you
>The NBA really gave my Spurs another future Superstar after we got WembyWhy do they love us so much bros? Imagine being a Wizards or Kings fan.
>>154957130oklahoma is arguably the biggest shithole in the countryI'm sure it's a massive repellent to the majority of players, and those who live there are probably rotten by its lack of culture and shitty quality of life
>>154957136He had surgery on his finger
>>154956189Whoa now. The dude just got his ass handed to him but at least he was available to get his ass kicked. If Porzingis was in this series hs plays like ten minutes of game 1 and then is never heard from again
>>154957164he tard raged and injured himself punching something.
>>154957144He was so good in this series that all of my "damn we almost got cooper fagg" thoughts have completely stopped. He is mentally mature as fuck, a demon on defense, already a top notch finisher, and you can tell the game is not fast for him at all. He is only going to keep getting better holy fuck
>>154956883
>>154957077naive take. Duren is still getting the supermax
>/nba/ tells me Knickies will destroy the Spuds>Spuds are favored -220 on betting sitesWho's right
>>154956708ya so is dort
>>154957154I hate oklahoma as much as the next guy but thats just not true at all. Oklahoma City is orders of magnitude nicer than fucking Cleveland or Indianpolis for your average rust best midwestern trash heap.
>>154957098mitch cant guard wemby at the perimeter at all. there's no one in the spurs rotation he can guard 1vs1 besides kornet
>>154957185Pre injury porzingis? Nah
>>154957219spurs are all around a more talented teamthey're scary big and strong with a ton of speedthey just beat the best team in the league with three extra players on the other side for five out of seven gamesthe knicks are catching a vibe I dunno bro
>>154957143>be surrounded by beaners>suddenly developed an ugly personalitythat tracks
>>154957219bookies
>>154957234They're not gonna be able to keep up with these two as complementary pieces to SGA
WE ARE THE NEW YORK KNICKS
>>154956739>they just out talented usI’d say lebron
Love my boy KAT but the Knisk winning with our guy HaliGOAT sitting out injured doesn't sit right with me. I'm putting the Bulgaria blessing on the Spurs.
>>154957219Knicks will have zero home-court advantage, tickets are literally like $5000The temptation for Silver to shill Wemby as the LeBron/Jordan heir will be too greatSpurs in 5, maybe 6
>>154957130White culture
>>154957309out talented us is just the same "if only i had a better team" story he's told his entire career that's not an aura loss that's status quo
>>154957297It’s a team that only works with a friendly whistle
>>154956896>foulbait so hard for so long you start regressing because you're not shooting to make actual baskets anymoreFlopper's karma
>>154957327Fair but the amount of dicksucking the LeBronnies made over beating the rockets means I want to continue to talk shit being that they got swept by a team that couldn’t even make the finals >which honestlyIs also status quo
>>154957338castle harper and fox put that D on him
>>154957241>Pre injury porzingisSo what, the first five minutes of his rookie year?
>>154956162same head shape
>>154956162>Oy vey it’s another Shoa!!!
>>154957374
>>154957417>this repeat was promised to Oklahoma City 3000 years ago
>>154957417Now that the WCF is over what did they mean by this?
>>154956941WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO DUDE????? THEY DIDN'T JUST HAND ME THE CHIP? THEY DEFENDED ME? THAT'S NOT FAIRGIVE ME THE KINGS, I'LL GET YOU 20 POINTS (12 FT) SO FAST YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
>>154957219this general is full of contrarians
>>154957219meeee!
>>154956113Paolo chads, we won
>>154957463
>>154957298GO JEW YORK GO JEW YORK GO!!!
>>154957219Who on the Knicks is stopping Wemby 4 fucking times? This won’t be fucking close
>>154956896When I was a kid, shooting 40 percent was pretty good
>>154956941Yeah who expects the back-to-back MVP and "best player in the league" on the defending champions and #1 seeded team to play well in the playoffs? Totally insane expectations
>>154957057Harden is in the KWAB hall of fame at this point.It's not even that he's never come up big, he fucking sharts himself. Like, on an annual basis. Why do teams still think it's not going to happen
Don't mess with me.
>>154957549Making the all-kwab first team at age 36 when he should have no expectations left in an era full of absolute frauds and meme players is seriously impressive. Thought he would quitly fade into obscurity after 2022 but no he choked 2023, 2024, 2025 AND 2026. Insane
>>154957602Game 7 boston: 3/11Game 6 dallas: 5/16Game 7 denver: 2/8Game 7 toronto: 3/9Game 7 detroit: 2/10Game 4 new york: 2/8He might be the single worst elimination game player in history. Its baffling how shit he is when it matters the most
>>154957609>she
The only way the Knicks can win is if they intentionally injure Wemby. They need to fight, not to hoop.
>>154957657I always thought Harden was a moron for insisting that he was good enough to be a team's first option. He's just too easy to take away to be the guy that's both scoring and handling the ball. The old Thunder worked because KD could score from anywhere and Russ was on crack. Harden's game is too one dimensional. Literally just push the nigga to the left.
>>154956468Green hater and Dort doesn't belong in the same breath as him. Green hard fouls someone and continues to go after them until he's ejected. Dort trips someone and does the virgin shoe stare while walking away. Even OKC's enforcer is bitchmade
>>154957722Fair. If Green intends to injure someone he just fucking does it. I can't argue with that take.
>>154957519He was playing the second best player in the league on the second best team without having his second option and 6th man, the teams only 2 other ball handlers. Now what was the third best player's excuse for losing in the first round to a team missing its best player?
>>154957694Eww Yorkers can't fight.
What's with all the talk about stars being nonchalant, isn't it literally just Jokic and SGA who act that way
>>154957740
>>154957657In all seriousness, is this the most consistent spaghetti spilling by any alleged superstar in league history? Normally if an MVP-tier player has one such game it's a big deal and besmirches their reputation a bit. Harden does it routinely. It's unironically just what you can expect from him. And I honestly think it's the way he plays. He's so entrenched in the stupid little foul-baiting gamesmanship he never learned how to suck it up and play on hard mode when the refs swallow their whistle. He's a basketball coward.
>>154957740So you flop fag fans are now using the LeBron defense of >hes the best player in the league, but understand he can only win if there is absolutely no adversityBest player in the league my ass, he didn’t even shoot 40%.
>>154957740>BUT JOKICKek what a mindraped bitch (KWAMB)
>>154957759reminds me of the old guy at my local walmart who wears a backwards cap
>>154957740>He was playing the second best playerPretty sure that guy's the first best player now lol
>>154957800Embiid used to also be terrible but that boston series gave him a little pr boost. Harden hasnt lost a series without going out like a clown since the bubble. And he has never missed the playoffs either. Its always the same shit with him lol
I see why he wears the headband and has braids ugly dude.
>>154956113Meal.
NBA scrap tier list.
>>154957904You can make it your slop bowls how you like, why do you make it look like that.
>>154957904Come on bro what the fuck is this shit? Isn't this one of those bowls where you make it yourself? You really chose that combo? Come on mayne..
>>154957890yakub with the 5 head
>>154957323you got it backwards, knicks fans will fly out to san antonio for the cheaper ticketscoked up lawyers and bankers will go wild
>>154957890Is this nigga actually half somali?
How do I continue to support a team that is owned by a disgusting pedophile (at the very best he's a disgusting pedophile enabler funneling money from his NBA team to his real hobby) and a front office that on the best of days can be described as maliciously incompetent?
>>154957904>PellegrinoBased.
>>154957323>Knicks will have zero home-court advantage, tickets are literally like $5000You're retarded if you think the new york high power cocaine lifestyles are not going insane for their knickies in tbe garden
>>154957985You just described like 90% of teams?
>>154958002His real hobby is owning an NFL team that is a divisional rival to my favorite NFL team
>>154958036That's tuff I don't follow the bitchass NFL.
told blunderskitz to not run when it comes and he looked at me like this
>>154957499/nba/ told me KAT would eat him alive
I just hope nobody gets injured during the finals.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f3NQy2Fk2IgWhat the fuck. This is why they won.
>>1549573762 and a half yearsChet is on year three He’s bound to break any second now
>>154958195>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f3NQy2Fk2IgSummoning the ancient torta powers of old
I love that the NBA is touting this, almost immediately after making it physically impossible for any other team to do it
>>154958349>HEY KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
Chetty disappeared, yes, but everyone this series has had bad games. We saw Gobert drop 0 the series before this and Randle 3. Even Wemby had bad games. Casuals gotta leave my boy tf alone
>>15495840790% of the league would find a way to fuck it up
>>154956896>refs let several guys mug you at once all series and you still drop 25 every game against possibly the best defender everTop 15 all-time when all is said and done (ahead of Bawbik certainly)
It's funny to see everyone hyping up this finals when deep down you all know the Spurs have a better chance of sweeping than the Knicks do winning in 7.Not saying the same wouldn't be true with OKC instead, but still.
>>154958500dubs confirm
>>154958500>dubsdamn.
>>154958500Knicks beat them more in season btw
>>154958550How retarded would you have to be to think the regular season is indicative of the playoffs at this point?More so than any other major North American League, the regular season is irrelevant.
>>154956113dis nigga vegan an sheeeeeiiiiiiiitt lmaooooooo
>>154958586why does his face look like that?
>>154958500TrvkeSpurs dynasty loading
>>154958567>Spurs beat OKC more in season>Won in post season>Knicks beat Spurs more in seasonYou are here
>>154958500yea knicks fucked
>>154958106they meant anilingus
the knicks must win or at least look competitive in 6 otherwise the east discourse will never recover
>>154956159KWABOTY
>>154956896
>win a ring when everyone is injured>face a healthy team for the first time>immediately lose even though you have homecourt advantagewhere have I seen this before
Spurs in 6
NBA not gonna matter on judgment day
>>154958413That spurs defense is smothering no cap.
>Knicks won NBA Cup>NBA Cup winners are 0-2 in the playoffshmm...
>>154958770I would fall on him every time he falls. Trip and fall on that little bitch every single time he touches the floor. That would teach him to stop falling down
>>154958952>Lebron won NBA Cup>Giannis won NBA Cup>Finals is an NBA Cup rematchHonestly a good start to a meaningless tournament
>>154958770they train to go into doggystyle everytime contact is made
>>154958095The Oklahomos newest cope is that they spiritually won it in 5 and then said>don’t run when it comes You can’t make this shit up
>>154958407It’s more likely to happen now more than ever
>>154958990>cavs statistically won>thunder spiritually won
>>154958952>NBA Cup winners 0-2 after raising Cup champion banner to rafters.>Knicks refuse to raise the banner>Hot take merchants get thier orders from Silver>ThIs IS a baD LoOk!Best thing that could happen is Knicks embarrass Silver
new kino graphic just dropped
Who's winning? Spurs or Knicks?
>>154958952if the knicks win the championship they should definitely hang the nba cup banner
* ring because Tatum was hurt this year
Wemby disappeared every other game in the series, why is this not a concern going into the finals? Why are people suddenly acting like he's going to average 30-15 now
>>154957144His origin story is pretty sick. Father played in the NBA and his mom is this asian tiger mom who watches film with him and probably was drilling him at basketball as soon as he could walk. She also played D1 college basketball. Kind of makes me think about tiger woods or something. Elite black genes mixed with the tiger mom upbringing is a helluva thing.
>>154959023That is actually an insanely flattering AI rendering of what he looks like
>>154957856They're really two sides of the same coin. Harden is unreliable because he plays badly and Embiid is unreliable because he doesn't play. You were (and are) doomed if you were counting on either one to be the guy.The Embiid rhetoric is honestly kind of ridiculous at this point. He's been such a flake for so long he gets praised for doing a fraction of what he should be doing.>oh man, he played three fuckin' games>IN A ROW?!?!?>and was actually pretty good?>and then had to take a breather in the middle of the next series because he'd overexerted himself?>and lost in the second round again?>good job, Joel, have a snack and a napBecause, you, know, playing part of one series once a year is what you expect from an MVP making $7868658748 million dollars
>>154958986Natural shooting motion
>>154959040The question is can anyone on the knicks guard him like Hartenstein did without fouling out in the first quarter?
>>154959026ftfy
>>154959003It literally cannot happen because of the lottery reform
>>154959026>I ran
Kat made the finals before CANTman
It is genuinely fun to watch your favorite team tank
>>154959164If he beats Wemby he is officially better than Edwards
>>154959203would it also make jimmu the wrong one in that scrimmage?
>>154959210Buy an ad
OKC had negative levels of dog in them
I just remembered that with these changes the NBA punished the grizzlies retroactively for making a trade with a bad team. The trade was made, and then the NBA changed the rules so that the grizzlies cannot get a top five pick next year with the Jazz's pick
>>154959226>just be mid now instead of being shit to tank
>>154959226>just lose 50 games instead of 55
>>154959233>>154959226they should’ve just made it be you get better odds in the lottery if you win more after being eliminated from the playoffs this works too though
>>154959233But I mean the bad team doesn't even have the pick. And even then say the jazz trade for someone else's pick, that pic can fall into the top five. If Washington trades for someone else's pick, they could get the first overall pick again. The pool doesn't really make any sense the way they made it
>>154959226Do the "you can't repeat top 5" penalties really apply even for a team that has traded for the pick?That's fucking silly, and it's even more silly if they didn't grandfather in picks that have already been traded.
>>154959226How does this fix the league office rigging the lottery for certain teams? we’re just gonna forget about the luka/flagg thing?
>>154959255Yes, and it's really stupid. A team could theoretically end up in a situation where they are in the bottom one to three, but don't have their own pic and have someone else's pick who is in that 4 to 10 zone. And if they are in that area, the best thing they can do is to keep losing because it keeps the other team in The Sweet spot
I'm going to say it. The 76ers had the most ethical tank in NBA history. Their tank was actually justified, and in their tank they gave tons of players opportunities in the NBA. Meanwhile the wizards and the jazz had the least ethical tanks and I don't think I have to explain why you all saw how they played this season
I was in a Trinidadian barbershop and two uncs were arguing which whire boy was better. I would lean Griffin personally but Love was the third option on a championship team so...
>>154959307>whire boywhite boy*
>>154959307Blake griffin is black he just has a skin condition that makes his skin that color
I just found out how to make Adam silver the greatest commissioner NBA history >If over x period of time your team manages to win y number of games or fewer, the ownership will be forced to sell the team.Punish bad ownership and the fans will treat you like a god
>>154956540>strongerHard to be any softer than Chet Holmgrenstein.
Everyone is bitching out OKC which is fair but let's not forget LeBron got swept by that same Thunder team
>>154958964You wouldn't do shit timmy
>>154959348With no luka and a broken reaves lmao
>>154958986Spurs fans are deeply closeted and unable to contain their fantasies when discussing basketball
>>154959226lol it could not have worked out more perfectly for my spurs. Now nobody else will be dominating the draft for several years in a row like we did. And our pick swap with atlanta actually got a lot more valuable since I think they will firmly be in the mid zone.
id like wemby to win more if he didnt have so many fucking bandwagons. fuck the spurs, this is the knicks’ year.i know way too many retards who were warrior fans 15-22, then hopped on to the wemby train when he was drafted. fuck you all.
I actually went 82-0 without Wilt/KAJ
OKC went from having a solid core to having the most overpaid core in the league.120m for 3 players? 1 is a skinny bitch and the other will always be injured. Cant believe people thought they were going to run the league
Looking good
I started watching a video on why James Harden drops in the playoffs and 90% of it was a fucking biography. What the fuck is wrong with Youtubers?
>>154959023kek
>>154957144>>154959043harper will end up being everyone's "favourite player that doesn't play for my team". i think he's mine at this point. the way this guy finishes at the rim around elite rim protectors is unbelievable. i remember when i first saw this guy play my wolves and he kept scoring these heavily contested layups on mcdaniels and gobert that didn't make any sense and i was like wtf is this wizardry. attempts that you are conditioned to expect to rim out because those shots aren't good shots but they all went in somehow when harper put them up. he made a crazy layup last night around kendrick williams last night too when he was basically stuck and then he just did the ol' reacharond and soop it up into the basket. he just repeatedly makes plays that aren't supposed to happen. and then he adds good defense and above average 3pt shooting and he just has such a maturity and control about him at only age 20. and he plays with positivity and isn't fazed at all by the stakes. i love watching this guy play so much. i would trade randle for him. among non-superstar non-wolves i think my favourite guys are aaron gordon and dylan harper jr. awesome player
>>154959456adderall
>>154959226>give the Spurs Wemby then proceed to give them 2 consecutive top 5 picks>pull the ladder up>now no team can win multiple top 5 picks anymore
>>154959527Stop noticin things goy
lmao at the 17 year old bean that died in San Antonio celebrating the win
>>154959362with the best 3 point shooter in nba playoffs history
>>154959527Good.
SGAy played good this series besides him turning into Ben Simmons in the last 2 minsHow did I know Blunderskitz would run when it came?
your courts
>>154959631Dad why are banks the sponsors?
>>154959643banks run the world
>>154959631the cup is off center lol
>>154959649Dad who owns the banks?
>>154959527It was already mathematically near impossible for the Spurs to get back to back to back top picks without busts + generational talent. Now they are going to run train until they get too much ego and want to break up. Oh well, we thought OKC was going to foreverpeat until recently. Nothing ever lasts in the NBA now.
>>154959643any son of mine would never need to ask this question
>>154959677
>>154959677S-stop asking questions!
based off of the frenchie riot, the knicks/word cup dual riot could absolutely be a thing and it would be glorious
>shit fraudgrim
>>154959677merely coincidences and unrelated people who got their positions out of sheer meritocracy and have nothing but good intentions for the populace at large
>>154959631post the real version
wemby crying like embiib and gaytum insane aura loss
>Mike Brown>Deaaron Fox>Harrison Barnes>Tyrese HaliburtonWhy did the kings let them all go
>>154959702hey i got it from tweeter dot com slash nba
will chuck make fun of big ol san antonio women?
nah the real one would have a big center court spurs logo so wemby could take a 3 point shot from the 3 point line and they could shill it as a logo 3
>>154956162Now it makes sense why the league protected the Thunder and gave them favorable calls in all of their matchups. He was part of Silvers tribe
>>154959410You actually should buy an ad
>>154956159Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>154959708Bulls, Nets, Magic, Hornets, Pistons, Jazz, Hawks, Grizzlies and Kings exist only to be feeder teams for big market teams. They draft players, develop them, never get anywhere in the playoffs and then trade them away for scraps to true contenders.
>>154959410Oscar, he wins like wilt and kareem
>>154959708>why does bad team do stupid thingIt’s kinda self evident
>>154959710Yeah and Indians will simp for the 2 onlyfans sluts that sit behind Mitch Johnson and advertise them for free.
>>154959427120 million only for next year. After that it becomes 140 million because SGA's contract kicks in. 60 million dollars for mr 40% field goal percentage in 2028
How long has this dude been into ball?
Which NBA player had the craziest death and why is it Eddie Griffin. He was drinking and parked his car in train tracks and got hit and obviously died
BE MAN DON'T RUN FIGHT BA-ACK
>>154959782That sounds like a comfy suicide method unironically
>>154959782Bison Dele AKA Mark Williams killed by his own family on a boat
>>154959798*allegedly
>>154959782thats a suicide bro its not that crazy. >x people fell off the golden gate bridge this year they should really put some rails up!
>>154959782kobe killed in a helicopter "accident"
>>154959796ofc Indians love suicide by train
>>154959831Suicide by train while inside a car drunk is crazy. Go OD somewhere quiet or something
>>154959835Not everything is a conspiracy, the pilot wasn't Jewish and they flew in a fog Should have just landed on the highway when visibility became zero, Kobe can pay for the traffic
stay there, be my man, kiss me under the light of a thousand stars, Ppace your head on my beating heart
If wemby loses in the finals is his legacy cooked? or is that just a lebron thing
>>154959744Ads, you buy them
There's a 90% chance Haliburton's snowbunny leaves him.
>>154959841
Would you rather win a game 7 at home with all your fans cheering for you or on the road where you know the whole place is silently seething?
>>154959898Why?
I have been watching replays and the chet performance was actually way worse than you even think it was. Dude had guards on him all the time and did nothing. He had 6'3 Fox with a gimpy ankle on him and just stood there in the corner. Pathetic as fuck
>>154959410I thought this was gonna be 82-0 no problem
>>154959910that 5 man for okc hahahahahahaha
How would a spurs victory this year affect Lebrons legacy?
>>154959910I would rather play a game 7 and win a championship with no crowd and no traveling whatsoever after sitting for five months and having another top 5 player in the league on my team while every other team is injured or doesn't want to play at all
what would Kobe be doing nowadays if he was still alive
Funnily enough this is still less bitchmade than what KD did.
>>154959987lebron in this niggas head even now wtf lmao
>>154959950I thought you would have bought an ad by now
>>154959987me too and don't forget how much seethe it caused, that's the best part
chris paul could've retired as wemby's mentor and easily rode it into a on screen personality role but instead he's an annoying retard who got crushed and ran outta town by the clippers
>>154960005Running from the police on a new rape charge
>>154960018>>154959870>>154959902>>154959730mad bitch
>>154960025Can't think of a more fitting end to him than the one he got
>>154960010As a spurs fan no thanks we don't need him. I would take hartenstein though and I guess throw in Chet too. Making him practice against his bully wemby every day would be hilarious.
>>154960025was he really that annoying or are the nba zoomers unwilling to receive tough mentorship from a veteran?
This buckbrreaking by Wemby to Chet was just to fuel his anime comeback arc. Chet wasn't taking Wemby's rivalry seriously so Wemby had to embarrass him into it. Wemby knows a hero is only as good as his rivals so he's trying to create some.
>>154960062Yes, he also is ringless so zoomzooms don't give a shit about his veteran advice
>>154960005Probably would be eating through a straw and away from the public eye like Schumacher as he lost half his brain, an arm, both legs. I don't think you wanna survive that crash
>>154960062Clippers WERE a vet squad so it ain't the latter
>>154960079no I meant what if he never got in the accident lol
>>154960025This assumes he was wanted back in San Antonio which I don't think is the case. The Spurs let him walk despite him costing as little money as possible, you don't do that if you value a guy. They were sick of his shit, too, but since they didn't have to dump him midseason they just did the polite thing and said it was about cap flexibility or whatever.>oh, Chris?>yeah, great mentor, good guy>super valuable>which is why we declined to offer him even a one year vet minimum deal>we wish him the best
Spurs think they are something special cause their guards could bully the little manlets playing for OKC. Wait till you realize the knicks are bigger and stronger than you are. This is a perfect matchup for the knicks I got them in 5
>>154960062>clippers>nba zoomersDo you really think Kawhi or Harden wanted to hear his bitching
>>154960089He'd be down in Newport Beach living the dream. His house overlooked the ocean from a cliff. If you're not familiar with Orange County look up Corona del Mar and Newport Coast portion of Newport Beach, that's where all the mega rich live
>>154960038Transparent shill
For me, it's Stephon Castle.
>Giannis to OKC for Chet and 8 1s
>>154959910Spurs are classless thugs just like their fans
>>154960131If NBA fans had any class they wouldn't be fans of the world's most ghetto sport
>>154960098he could've just done what everybody does when they get fired and said it was a mutual split and that he chose to retire because he was old and washed it would've been easily believed
>>154960089He was already doing a bunch of different stuff in basketball and the business world. I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up as an owner of one of the expansion teams or one of the euro teams. Luka buying that Rome team seems right up Kobe's alley and they'd probably be in business together.
>>154960131Spurs play ethical basketball actually and the fans are nice people though admittedly disproportionately overweight mexicans
they're killing my boy chet, todaypeople forget, he's really only year threehe and wemby were competing for the ROTY just a few years backEveryone was prepared to give wemby and the spurs a pass if they lost (which was justified)everyone would have said, >well wemby is in his thrrd year, and it's too early to win at this level"but chet is the same fucking yearWemby is the outlier, not the normRemember Kobe's airballs against Utah?I ain't saying Chet is Kobe or an all-time greatBut he's year three, he's still rawPeople forgot about that because he was on a championship teampeople killing him like hes harden or chris paul failing for the millionth time, 10 years in the careerChetty is still rawWemby is tooBut Wemby built different. Chet on a human being timeline.
>>154960126Giannis is never leaving the Bucks. The organization gave both of his brother roster spots and guarenteed jobs. If he get's traded then his brothers are out of the league. He's a family man
>>154960145
>>154960146>believing this when divegrass chud routinely riots over silly bullshit
>>154960161The Thunder can give his brothers guaranteed jobs.He's not leaving the East though.
>>154960146Classless sports:SoccerBasketballFootballTrack and FieldFightingClassy sports:HockeyBaseballRacingGolfTennisHorse RacingPoloSnookerI'm noticing something
Knicks will lose in the Finals and then trade the farm for a washed Giannis and become Bucks tier for a decade
>>154960159>3 years of professional training and nutrition programs>still a flimsy emaciated bobblehead
Vile disgusting beast
>>154960100That's what I'm worried about. Mikal and OG are a lot bigger than OKC's wings.
>>154960216Yep. This tells me he is a lazy bitch. I don't give a fuck if you are an ectomorph and you are 7 foot tall. You can still build muscle there is no excuse. I bet he struggles with 2 plate
>>154960227all canadians are
Still think its hilarious how wemgassy cried over beating the hospital spurs in 7 and it wasnt even the finals lmao they were celebrating like they won the finals
>>154960125Castle reminds me of Westbrook a little. Half the time he's doing some retarded shit the other half it's a crazy athletic move, but you never doubt he wants to win badly
>>154960231Post physique
>>154960227
>>154960240Zestiest team we seen in a minute
>>154960227Velociraptor looking ass
Shai is a CHAMPION and B2B MVP you haters can't ever take away that from him
>>154960286
I wish I was intimidating. That would make my life so much more convenient.
>>154957499OG Anunoby holds the best defensive metric in the NBA for containing Victor Wembanyama over the last three years, limiting him to an elite league-low 15 points per 75 possessions. KAT will out muscle him. Mitch will out rebound him.
>>154959677>>154959700jp morgan chase is run by jamie dimon, who's the goat and not jewish I think
>>154960314Nigga are you really bitching this hard about a free game that doesn't have ads on it that was made by the nba in an nba thread?
>>154960062>Some of the things early on—like, he invited guys to his suite at the Rams game, and he threw a Halloween party, and then... no one came. After that, they get worked the first night in Utah, which makes this even sadder. Like, seriously — a Halloween party, and maybe three players showed up. I think Brad (Beal) came, and (Ivica) Zubac. Chris is trying to be like, 'I'm going to help you build some culture. I'll bring guys over to my house. Let's work out together. Let's have a Halloween party.' He and his wife threw the party in the suite after the Halloween game—and again, only three players came.
>>154960286stop posting this shit we dont care about your imaginary basketball manager games
>>154960314corporate boot licker
>>154960320Unless you find yourself in constant conflict it's not all that useful. Although sometimes it is amusing when you stand behind people in the checkout lane for like 20 seconds and then they let you go ahead of them for no apparent reason just because they're uncomfortable. Fucking cowards.>t. 6'1 240 with broad shoulders and an angry default expression
>>154960231He is burning too many calories you retard. You obviously don't know how hard it is to put on muscle you out of shape fat fuck
>>154960320>I wish I was intimidating. That would make my life so much more convenient.t.
>>154960366Why were the other players such bullies?
>>154960337You really think they let Jamie Dimon become the CEO because he's the one calling the shots?
>>154960391maybe he deserved to be bullied
>>154960240Dylan Harper is going to be the primary ballhandler in the long run, so Castle won't turn into Westbrick.
>>154960399you don't know how any of this shit works you never heard his name til 30 seconds ago fake militant
>>154960240Castle is just another Marcus Smart clone.
>>154960240I won't fall for the Castle meme
>>154960337Look at who Jamie Dimon married
>51rpg 41apg
>>154960360No, I'm bitching about a retarded fake game that spits out a random number that means nothing and was no doubt developed "by the NBA" in China by jeet slave labor and accounted for like 50% of the posts in this general a few days ago. It's fake, it's forced, and I'm not putting up with it>hey the RNG said my imaginary lineup won 81 games>hey the RNG said *my* imaginary lineup won 79 gamesYeah great, let's have 700 fucking variations of "the machine spit out a number" posts every thread. Why talk about real basketball during the playoffs or anything.
>>154960455What do you mean meme? He's not a point guard. He's a wing that plays defense, shoots 3s and occasionally slashes. There isn't anything about him that's a meme. Dylan Harper is the point guard of the future and will have the ball in his hands the most. Castle is still important though.
>>154960447He's much more athletic but there's things he could learn from Smart like how to bait a charge, not enough players do that shit anymore
>>154960462>buy an ad, buy an ad
>>154960462Russ would be statpadding that much?
>>154960399>nazi cope
>Giannis - went out like a bitch after winning his chip in the second round>Jokic - had the biggest game 7 collapse in NBA history and lost at home after winning a chip>Tatum - KWAB'd out existence and tore his ACL in the second round after winning a chip>SGA - took the future GOAT to 7 with a hospital team in the WCFYeah, my GOAT's just different.
>>154960467Lol get that thong out yo bussy, playa. Unc crashing out hard fr
>>154960462This squad is doing 139.8/42.4/27 with 8.9 steals and 7.1 blocks.>First 82-0 without wilt >first with the /nba/ mascot
Say what you will about the Goon. At least he attacks Wemby constantly 1-on-1 even if he gets blocked occasionally. He’s a retard but at least he’s not a scared retard.
>>154960484
>>154960475
>>154960467mad bitch
damn we finna play some 82-0 up in this b shiet nigga
>>154960484only went to 7 because of historic ref help, and didn't win because of the great nooticing
The Wizards will only have a future when they move to Willshington.
>>154960500Goon's only got one move, throw his elbow out. Wemby probably learned it from him
I'm not giving that leaf a (You). That bait sucks too much.
>>154960490Why don't you guys cut out the middleman and just roll fucking dice.Hey, I got a 56!And I got 68!Let's definitely talk about these meaningless numbers and not, you know the fucking NBA finals that are about to happen. This shit is important
>>154960496This team locks yours up completely
>>154960484Trvke
>>154960484No one is falling for this level of revision, my jeet.
>>154960527It really wouldn’t
>>154960484>Free throw merchant>Exposed as a flopping fraud>Unmarketable >Rejected by the media and the fans>Loses to the youngest team in the league He's never getting the same whistle again. He's going to become complete shit like Harden after the league changes the rules in the offseason
>>154960521the only good thing a Turk has ever done
>>154960496Wow, thanks for sharing your unique personal experience with this number. I sure do enjoy these organic, totally spontaneous conversations with my fellow basketball enthusiasts. Who doesn't love random numbers>36>776.357>first q without n
>>154960527An ad would sell your product completely
>>154960541>>154960532>>154960519Coping because I'm right
>>154956113Wait, wait, guys...........................................................................................71Think I might get 74 later
Will the shaolin monks get their rings if wemby wins the finals? :)
>>154960559>Won't get another MVP because of voter fatigue >Won't get the same whistle he's used to getting>Rules will be changed to stop his flopping otherwise you'll get young players adding it into their game and fucking the league upHe's now Chokic tier. He had hype and the media spotlight but choked and proved himself to be a fraud.
being a rockets fan and the spurs get wemby must be like being a bulls fan and the cavs get lebronat least the bulls had MJ, all the rockets had was two rings from hakeemanyway this team will never win anything again
>>154960553in an nba thread of all places you're shocked people are addicted to meaningless rolls of the dice that bring negative net value to their lives?
>>154960573>Won't get the same whistle he's used to gettingI guarantee you he will. Don't ask me how I know.
>>154960577the rockets had 4 straight top 4 picks. Fuck them
who won tonight?
KWAB
>>154960592He's been getting a superstar whistle. When even the media calls you a flopper like they did for Harden and Trae Young, the rules usually change very quickly.
>>154960553God dammit, why do I have to explain this to you twice?THERE IS NO PRODUCT TO SELL, THE GAME ITSELF IS AN AD FOR THE NBA. Fucking retarded meshuggeneh goyim
>>154960609King With A Ball? Damn right he is. Le roi est mort, vive le roi.
>>154960594youre right, this organization is made up of clownsfertitta is a shitty ownerstone is a shitty GMime is a shitty coachuntil something changes im not going to bother to watch
Posting this just to spite the crybaby. Anyway, what the fuck, Chet???
>>154960618>it's not shilling it's just advertising
https://foxsanantonio.com/newsletter-daily/teen-remains-on-life-support-after-fall-from-vehicle-during-spurs-celebration-family-says>SAN ANTONIO — We’re learning more details after a 17-year-old was hospitalized in critical condition after falling from a vehicle while celebrating a Spurs win.We lost a good one today :wilted rose emoji:
>>154960615>refs let thugs double team and mug him all series>haters still claim he got help from themWatch the games instead of reddit threads
>>154960654More like Bob McAdon't
>>154960653Oh wow, 47? Man, that's one better than 46! And this means...uh, wait remind me again how this has any bearing on anything real?As long as we're talking about shit that's completely made up and based on nothing I guess we should start posting the results of exhibition games in 2k26? Because that's more valid than this shit.
Go Spurs Go!!!!!
>>154960674>refs let thugs double team and mug him all seriesIf you go anywhere near a OKC player they get 2 free throws. Meanwhile Dort, Caruso and Hartenstein are constantly fouling and never get a foul call
>>154960678More like Bob Mcbuyanad
>>154960681
>>154957488Why? What happened?
>>154960681>MOOOOOOM I CAN'T COME TO DINNER, PEOPLE ARE POSTING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE SO I NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT AND I'VE ONLY BEEN DOING IT FOR THE LAST HOUR, THIS COULD TAKE ALL NIGHTAnyway, Ben Simmons should just shoot his free throws underhand.
so we already know wemby wins da real mvp award sponsored by "it was his heckin turn" next year but who will win it the year after that is the real question
>>154960704>PEOPLE ARE POSTING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE SO I NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ITAnd what is it you're doing?
>>154960691The San Antonio Spurs had more free throws in the series against the Oklahoma City Thunder. Through the first six games of the Western Conference Finals, the free-throw numbers were:Spurs: 168 free throw attemptsThunder: 144 free throw attempts
>>154960681You just know someone choking that one game.
>>154960694How is Wilt, Tim Duncan and scrubs an 82-0 team?
>>154960692>YES MOM IT IS THAT IMPORTANT YOU STUPID CUNTWhat he help, how did I only get a B with Shaw, Jimbo, Cade, AND Reggie???
>>154960681Why are you so mad?
oh great the guy who was having a reddit meltie about the gay 82-0 game started a mass mob of 82-0 screenshots way to go redditard
>>154960694>Iverson leading an undefeated teamMost conclusive proof yet this is all bullshit. That dude was given LeBron, Wade and Duncan and got heemed by Argentina
>>154960717Having fun playing this game. You should try it. :)
KAT? SOLOS the Spurs
I have a substance abuse problem
>>154960722Because Chet was too much of a pussy to drive into the paint. He had the same amount of FTA as Caruso. Meanwhile Castle and Wemby drive into the paint and got hacked constantly.
>>154960444>>154960481The goyim are in charge now
>>154960760>SoloBukkake?
>>154960706Wemby wins the next 3 then due to voter fatigue the next goes to Cooper Flagg
>>154960768what substance
>>154960743>LeBronAnybody who wins with that cancer is elevated in my eyes. Kobe made that bitch stand in the corner
>>154960770The Oklahoma City Thunder had a higher percentage of their shot attempts as 2-point field goals during the series.
>>154960740Damn, I got Karl Malone and Josh Giddey as my first two picks. I was hoping I would get Kobe as SG and go 82-0 with my All-Rape team.
>>154960768they have substances in canada?
As a turd worlder I still don't have my 2026 Oklahoma City Thunder Western Conference Champions t-shirt :)
>>154960787Midrange shots aren't drive into the paint.
>>154960768It's called a substance abuse disorder these days.
>>154960792he be sippin on that (maple) sizzurp
All my homies shoot like Chuck Hayes
>>154960728Because it's just made-up bullshit that became low-effort spam and made an already terrible general even worse. The initial surge was completely manufactured and the only reason people are doing it now is just pushback against my pushbackBut then again I don't know why the fuck I have any expectations whatsoever any more. This general gets the traffic it deserves
>>154960800lmao. Do kids have to solve math disorders for their homework these days as well, or did they get rid of math for being racist finally?
>>154960740Engagement successful?
>>154960795it's in the mail.
>>154960747
>>154960806Looks like this guy McAdidn't learn his lesson yet>muh feefees
>>154960791Okay at least this one actually had a funny premise
>>154960798>If you go anywhere near a OKC player they get 2 free throwsWell that changed real fast huh??!
>>154960740kwab
>>154960825You don't have to reply to me either faggot.
>>154960806Hahahahahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
>>154960653Didn’t realize Mark Olberding could play SF
Team is literally perfect aside from Kevin Edwards
>>154960840You know what your problem is? You're extremely prescriptive. You're coming in here telling people what they should and shouldn't be posting as if anyone gives a shit. Control freaks like you are usually very insecure.
82-0 without the usual suspects
>>154960841I'm not offended, I'm fucking bored. Fake results from lineups that never happened made by an algorithm of dubious origin are just...nothing. It's a fucking fidget spinner. Just a flashing light distracting retards. If you find it amusing have at it but keep it to your fucking self
>>154960864And you're telling me what I should and shouldn't be posting as if I give a shit. The word for that is hypocrisy
>>154960791Giannis raped the bucks with that salary
>>154960875You better be bored, you started seething about this at 17:12:12, 3 hours and 10 minutes ago. Do you feel better yet? Are the posts up to your standards yet? Go to a different website, or hell, any other thread on any other board, fucking loser
>>154960874what is this?
>>154960904looks to be an advertising campaign
>>154960874Damn, might be the best one yet
I stand with /nba/ Karen. I mean who's actually looking at those images
Now that the dust has settled, is OKC's 2025 Championship the most fraudulent in history?
>>154960892So? What does what I do have anything at all to do with you crying for 3 hours straight and having a meltie? Nigga, I hate Israel but I fuck jewish chicks, me being a hypocrite has absolutely no bearing on the fact that you are being a whiny loser. This isn't a "court of opinion" that you can "win". You're acting like a massive faggot, and that's why you're getting clowned on
>>15496090482-0.com, it’s a game you get one roll to go 82-0 with historical nba players
>>154960929Celtics 24 and 08, Raptors 19, Denver 23, and Pistons 04
Silver woke up and realized people don't see Fishface Gillgious as superstar material. Tragic.
>>154960919Well I'll be damned, I only got 70 with a Wilt team. Guess he isn't a cheat code after all.
>>154960928dorks playing wordle nba edition and acting like it's sooo interesting to anyone elsegonna be posting dream diaries next
>>154956113Okay, seriously, let me ask you all this and I want real answers: if some guy posted dozens of screenshots of his fantasy team to the point where half the thread was just screencaps of imaginary stats, you wold all be cool with it? I mean, it's not real but it's NBA related, right? But you guys don't do that. When people do drone on about their fantasy team I seem to remember people telling to shut the fuck up and that no one cared. Which was correct.So how is this any different? It's a fake statistical model. None of it happened. It's imaginary. So why do we want half the threads to be about this shit when we could be talking about the finals matchups or OKC going down in flames or where Giannis gets traded to or other things that are actually real? There's an infinite number of imaginary lineups that can be made The entire threads could just be nothing but that. Is that what you faggots want? Just endless screencaps of fake shit that might as well be AI spam? I'm actually asking because it seems like a lot of you actually do.
>>154960967>Celtics 08>Pistons 04Seething Lelkers fag
>>154960929They're all fraudulent by different measures tbf. If you don't think the parity era is a product of reffing and rigged trades, I have a bridge to sell you
>>154960929the bubble chip will always be the most fraudulent, hands down and not even close
>>154960929Spurs will be if they win
>>154960996Last night I had a dream that I had no job, no girlfriend, lived with my parents, and spent 3 hours complaining about an nba game in an nba thread. It was a nightmare.
>>154961004Nobody cares about your fraud hospital rings faggot
>>154960929even AD and Godruso talked about how fake the bubble win felt. Those shooting numbers some dudes were putting up that they never got close to ever again including AD's 3s should sound the alarms
>>154960931Nobody's getting anything useful out of this, anon. Me not "winning" anything just makes me the same as you, except I'm not white knighting for some cheap knockoff fantasy basketball site as if it had some deep personal meaning to itI just want generals to be about the actual sport and not 70% made up bullshit, fuck me right?
>>154961002Lol nigga nobody gon read your diary, take your ass back to r/nba
aight nigga no one post for 4 days until the finals start then lmfao yeah right nigga
>>154961025As the Rolling Stones said, you can't always get what you want. Also, nobody wants to fuck you. Nobody.
>>154961030>be asked an honest question>realize you don't have an answer>fall back on the 'ol "didn't read" routineCongratulations on either not having an attention span or pretending not to. Not sure which is worse
>>154961004KEK he exposed himself
>>154961035Maybe post about the finals and not fake shit that never happened? That is an option, you know
>>1549609292026 will be
>>154961050I played this game maybe twice, a couple weeks ago, and had no intention of playing it more, but then I got back from having dinner with my dad and saw you having a meltie, so I'm literally just doing this because you're dumb as fuck and you keep replying.
>>154956113How did the dominant OKC get knocked out by a team that was supposed to be eighth seed this year?
>>154961050Lol you keep trying to deflect this onto me as if I have anything at all to do with the fact that you were whining for three hours straight before I even showed up. Nigga, I have nothing to do with this This is about you. You're acting like a bitch and that's why you're getting treated like a bitch. This isn't a debate, and this isn't a discussion. Fuck you and your soapbox, bitch
>>154961071>I did something I had no actual interest in Boy, that will teach me a lesson
>>154956360Why are there so many Jewish ppl in Oklahoma of all places?
>>154961093Lmao fucking retarded loser. You managed to read that post, but somehow your brain blocked out the part where I said I'm doing this because you're being a whiny bitch about it. That's the fun part right now. Way more fun than the game itself.
>>154956113As usual, no one this site has the integrity and / or balls to answers a question when asked plainly so I'll ask again: how is this different from fantasy basketball, which this general does not spam or generally accept? Because I genuinely do not see how it's any different and no one's even tried to say how. Because it isn't and you guys can't think of a way to say that that doesn't sound contradictory.
Hes still havin a melty about the game?
>>154961015Cry harder. OKC and the Spurs are both Silver rigged teams. OKC wouldn't be where they are without refs, Spurs without their rigged draft picks.
>>154961108Why is it you "had no intention of playing it more?" Because its dumb and pointless and boring? Funny, that sounds exactly like what I've been saying this whole time
bro's big mad he can't go 82-0
>>154961150>>154961150>>154961150
>>154956113No, really. Just one fucking person grow some balls and address the question directly: how is this any different from fantasy basketball, which this sub routinely discourages from posting about? You guys know I'm right, which is why none of you will answer.
>>154961140fr fr
Check
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>>154957309That's pretty much objectively what happened.
>>154960252You're a faggot if you can't watch that without projecting something gay
>>154957376but 9/11 was a national tragedy
