GF to Anon FC transfer status?
>deal falls through due to a last minute bid from Chad FC
Lifetime ban due to doping with drugs that make me want to stay alive but have deleted my sex drive
The fax machine is broken
we go again
Conversations between the two parts never started in the first place, it was all a rumor.
Anon FC currently on long term deal with the NEET Federation. No suitable GF to accept this conditions.We will keep informing you when more updates become clear.
>position still perfectly filled out by wife, GF would only ever be benchwarmer
>>154967013Fuck you.
Turns out GF was just tapping up multiple interested parties at the same time to increase the market value
>le lonely incel larp shtickIts been fun and all but we need a new thing, anons. A new dank meme.
>>154967428lol>>154967247lol
Anon FC SNUBS this german BF, not at my club
>>154967858Anon FC is a feeder club for the Senegal national team
>>154967013DEAL OFFI REPEATDEAL OFF
>>154967013GF agent hereI'm afraid the best I can do for Anon FC is a short term loan with no obligation to buy. Rebound City have an unnegotiable loan recall clause that is likely to trigger next time AFC shoots too early or gets relegated to NEET status.GF remains open to counter offers but given AFC's previous transfer failures, GF remains quite cautious to commit.
>BREAKING: After several months of stalking and failed negotiations, terms have been agreed between Foid Oneitis and FC BLOCKED to send Anon on a free transfer with a lifetime contract.>Deal done and HERE WE GO!
>>154967013Scouting!
>>154967013>informal behind the scenes talks with Lovelqtinho have led nowhere>although Pastherprimegubu has indicated strong interest in a more permanent deal after a controversial short term emergency loan agreement
>>154967013Affairette has returned to Cuck FC after a loan spell at Anon United.
The transfer might get cancelled, as there are rumors that Anon FC might get taken over as a feeder club by Bald United.More updates soon
Nothing concrete at the moment but Anon FC has its eyes on a few up and coming wonderkids.
Anon SACKED by GFFC for allegedly spying on Stacy FC's U8 team training sessions, the Peruvian international is expected to receive a lenghty ban. when asked by the press about the affair, he stated that he was under the impression it was the U12 team
>>154967013Mine left on a Free Transfer to Carousel Athletic.
>Renewal talks broke down after prenup clause had been introduced. GF now wants to leave as a free agent, hoping to secure a better contract elsewhere.
>>154967013Seems like GF was selling snake oil after all, all in order to raise its value to its current club Swole United. Even though the transfer window remains open, Anon FC's management inform that trust between the parts has been highly damaged.
>>154967013Last second swoop for Tomboy by Dyke City, I'm afraid
Anon FC has next to no supporters left after letting gf leave on a free and walk right into the squad of Family and Kids United, Anon FC would fold if not for the last two remaining season ticket holders
>>154967013>League reports that an investigation is underway due to allegations that Anon FC may have had improper contact with a top foid from an italian club.
>>154974032NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO
>>154967013>GF to Chad FC on a free transfer>Anon FC is looking to bring emergency signing of Slampig after last weeks break down in negotiations with former free agent GF
>>154967013married for about 8 years now
>one year loan deal with FWBinha expires for AnonSaintGermain>scout several free-agent slapmpigs>realize they’re all mid-table fodder with no vision>decide to stay a free agent and keep watching old match highlights instead>still in daily contact with FBWinha but distance and club finance issues
Anon FC stopped trying and accepted relegation
>Exceptionally long talks have reportedly taken place between DSL and Tulpa GF FC amid interest from various clubs incluiding All Boys, Young Boys and Semen Padang
You people are so fucking pathetic.
>>154967013irregularities found during the medical visit, penis inspection failed
>>154967013I've cheated on every gf I've ever had.
>>154976242why
>>154967013not funny, didnt laugh
>>154967013>gf with macromastia found on dating app medical test passed with success deal is securedHERE WE GO