>>154969025i miss derek carr desu
>>154969025Thanks but I might be gay or an incel
>>154969044Same
>>154969025I like getting my dick wet, if you know what I mean.
Chiefies
>>154969074No I don’t know what you mean. Can you elaborate?
Myles Garrett, or Gaylose Faggot as I like to call him, will prove to be an insignificant nothing in the 1000 year Darnoldreich.
Friend of mine dared me earlier today to eat some meme hellboy sauce and I'm scared I just might shit myself to death, please give me a good football doc on youtube. My legs are shaking
>>154969116You need to clean your penis when you shower to avoid infections and bacteria. Women worry far more about UTIs just cause it's all inward for them, but it's very important to wash your penis.
>>154969129Thread appropriatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh6E4Cks1W4
Patriots fans really retarded trying to say they fleeced rhe eagles
why no one want me? ;_;
>>154969025Makes sense that someone in a raiders uniform wouldn’t score
>have no idea that any trades happened today haha>see your post>hmmm what's this?>check /nfl/bRuh
>>154969204
Is this the thread?
>>154969226*r/nflI meant.So, thoughts: Monster trade by the Rams, they're probably set to meme another Mickey Mouse ring. AJ Brown is a nice get for the Pats but a little pricey, a 1st rounder and not even by itself but with a 5th rounder is a little much. We'll see what Maye can do with a top 5 WR though
>>154969226life as a browns fan
>>154969186In this instance am I the autumn wind or the thing that I'm producing
>>154969255it's not like you were using him anyway
>Myles Smollett goneBurgoat MVP campaign loading
>>154969025Mendoza will lead the raiders to a respectsable 6-11
>>154969255you have been drafting good recently and now you can get arch
>>154969248>>Monster trade by the Rams, they're probably set to meme another Mickey Mouse ring.>He doesn't know NFCW superteams only exist to get dunked on by Mahomes and 3-time super bowl champion Mecole Hardman
>>154969278>JJ is still with the steelers too soon to talk shit
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48915601/
>>154969338It was a fantastic trade by the Eagles, they got rid of a problem player who's been literally dropping the ball lately and is probably declining for Justin Jefferson-tier compensation. The Pats are clearly a little desperate to become an elite AFC team for real rather than one asterisk season and finally gave up too much
>>154969338Patriots bought 2 Super Bowls here
Yeah... not a Lions fan, but I'm thinkin it's time for another Scandinavian Swimmer
rams are contenders and you're mad about it
>>154969361>>154969338Is AJ brown actually declining/having chronic health problems or is it all conjecture
>>154969278>myles smolleti cant believe everyone just forgets the fact that garret tried to ruin someones reputation like that, but he gets a pass because he's a good player
...
>>154969424>tmzfaggotrycancer
>>154969338I think its accurate. Fair trade for both. Slight edge in eagles favor because AJ had them drops and was an emo disgruntled faggot. I understand why he was pissed with the shit qb play and playcalling but he still looked like he quit or lost a step.
>>154969439aside from aging, he has some hamstring issuesif you wanna believe betters then he's a "high risk"https://www.draftsharks.com/fantasy/injury-history/aj-brown/10198
>>154969439He's pretty clearly declining. He's not getting separation like he used to and his hands are worse. He's still elite though, for at least 3 more seasons
Verse rn
>>154969443hekin based and r/wholesome!
Larry Fitzgerald died
Look at little AJ
Verse must have fucked up to get shipped to fucking Cleveland lol. Jeudy was an annoying little fuck in Denver ao he got yeeted there for it
>Bills Sign WR Mac Delena
>>154969524What part of Massachusetts he from?
>>154969524hilarious that he's just using AI instead of actual pictures
>>154969524round ass head
Imagine how low the Patriots must have thought of Diggs for him to be begging multiple teams to sign him on Twitter
>>154969523
>>154969338I can't believe howie swindled a 1st round pick out of him
>>154969532there are no NFL players from Massachusetts kek
>>154969548can you stop posting pleasei don't care if it's the offseason you're so annoying
>>154969541Kek
If the Patriots go 3-0 against the Rams in the owl I think they're the most hated team ever for sure
>>154969590not sure if drake maye has what it takes to not suck, lol.
>>154969590Pats have no chance of being in the owl again any time soon
>>154969590Neither team will male rhe super bowl this season.
>>154969443lots of gems on xitter today
>>154969590They're not making it through the gauntlet of a competitive AFC playoffs. They memed and sneeded the easiest path in an asterisk season, it's not the beginning of a new era. Their 15 minutes are up
I hate that the stupid helmet bashing incident keeps me from liking Myles
>>154969608>>154969602>>154969599See you in January
>>154969634kek
>>154969608Rams certainly can, and probably will. That is a monster fucking roster
Why do NFL players refuse to date black girls
>>154969656what makes it an "asterisk season"
How the FUCK are they so consistently successful
>>154969699patriots cannot be back fuck you bloody basterd
>>154969700They trade picks for proven elite nfl talent? It's not rocket surgery
>>154969700developing physical talent instead of thinking you'll slot college athletes into your team
>>154969699Bo Nix injury
>>154969074A good shower is refreshing
>>154969699It was a weird year for the entire NFL, but especially the AFC. The Chiefs and Ravens, with two of the top 3 qbs in the league, had a down year at the same time and missed the playoffs. Allen made the playoffs but played below his usual level and lost to Bo Nix. Then Bo Nix injured his ankle on a kneel-down. At the same time, CJ Stroud was playing like the worst qb of all time out of nowhere and self-imploded. So the Pats path to the super bowl was-barely beat the Chargers who could only score 3 points -barely beat the Texans with the help of CJ Stroud throwing eleventy interceptions-beat a backup QB in the AFCCGmeanwhile they didn't have to play the Chiefs, Ravens, Bills, Jags, or good BengalsThis season the Chiefs and Ravens will be back, possibly the Bengals will be back, the Chargers, Bills and Jaguars will be better, and they're probably not going to luck out on who they draw again.
>>154969700>blonde hair blue eyed german american owner>blonde hair blue eyed GM>blonde hair blue eyed head coach>blonde hair blue eyed QBThey are so well managed because they are the organization with the highest IQ.
>>154969129Bruh your asshole isn't any more sensitive than your mouth or tongue is. If it didn't kill you going in it won't kill you going out. Alfhough that doesn't mean it won't hurt
There's no way Russ will be good as a sports analyst
>>154969760>lameme>top 3 QBlol lmao even
>>154969808seething shitskin
>>154969813He's got 3 MVPs lil bro
>>154969662Why? Because it reflected poorly on the team or because he gave that racist little shit Mason Rudolph what was coming to him?
>>154969816LA is like 10% white
>>154969846He didn't say shit and we all know it
>>154969865Obviously he didn't say hard R but it wouldn't surprise me if he let out a wiggerish "nigga" when he got heated which meathead white boys tend to doWatch fight videos, any time white guys get worked up even against each other they start going "nigga nigga nigga">YEAH WASSUP NIGGA?>t. every Timmy about to fightMason might have done that and Myles exaggerated it after the fact knowing it wasn't the same but not technically lying either
>>154969859Thats 10 percentage points too many
>>154969774This is youngcuck
>>154969774COWARD
Reminder youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
drafting players is gay, lol just trade your picks for proven commodities lmao.
>>154969920Trade for this bussy
jaxson dart will die on the field next season, cap thisjalen carter will spear him and do some sort of esoteric gang celebration while dart tries in vain to pray to Kirk before passing away
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAMS GOT FUCKING FLEECED Seahawks still far and away the better team (and it’s not even close)
The 49ers should sign Ryback as olinemen to protect Purdy from Garrett
>>154969948wheres your superbowl mvp again
>>154969920The nfl is reaching nba levels of shit talent so this is now a necessity
>>154969948where's your oc again
>>154969948wheres your bussy again?
it seems my superiority has caused some conterversy
>>154969683why do non black women prefer bbc?
>>154969672no i won't lol. it's amazing how pats fans prop up this dogshit qb and parade him around. i love it, teebeeaych.
The NFL needs to step in and do something about teams giving picks to the Browns
>>154969548Keep posting. I like the art style.
Doesnt matter, 9ers are still winning the division.
>>154970030Purdy + Mike Evans is scarier than anything else in the NFCW if you know ball
>the rams are ALL IN with their window closing fast>use pick #13 on a scrub QBThey could have had any of pic related. In particular Lemon or an O-lineman would have actually been useful for a win-now team.
>>154970042lol
>>154969700Danny Ainge would tell people that picks and cap space are bullshit, you need actual talent. Different sport obviously but it still applies.
>>154970042maybe in redditville, not in real life
......
>>154970057>>154970073>if you know ball
>>154970086Purdy is overrated and Evans is older than Rip Van Winkle. Don't bet on them overthrowing the Darnoldreich.
>>154969634
>>154970053>lets go make history coach >yeeeeeeeh. no
>trade your best player for a chance at a mediocre nepo baby
>>154970127cringe
>>154970074>inb4 they ravens him
>>154969882He called him a faggot because Kyle's is zesty and it triggered him
I wonder if we start getting more anime nights nowa Yu Yu Hakusho Night would be pretty nice
Feels like the universe has been trying to crush Carson Beck ever since the Kiwi started backing him
>>154970053>>154970157
Marshawn is actually a decent actor.
>Rams get GarrettWhy can't it ever be a team like the Panthers or Commanders that get these things?
The Bills should have traded for AJ Brown instead of DJ Moore. Though I understand being afraid of waiting until June to make a move.
>>154970307Why should the Pants or Ders deserve anything nice?
>>154970356Fuck the Rams.
Myles Garrett and Stafford have career ending ACLs this season and Rams fans will come in here LARPing like they're Gods most faithful hated servant, who just wants them to suffer.
>>154970053They traded pick 29 for McDuffie and traded next year’s pick for Garrett. With far and away the best roster in the league they took the opportunity to draft a future QB, something they would likely not be able to do next year with such a high pick. Not sure what’s so hard to understand, nobody available at 13 would have moved the needle nor been a starter with the current roster.
>>154970307Why would someone go from the Browns to a team like the Panthers or Commanders?
AJ Brown drama. He on the right team now
>>154970371Getting a WR or O-line depth would be way more likely to help them in the next 2 or 3 years. Or they could have traded the pick. Their window closes when Stafford is done, regardless of who they take at 13. Plus Simpson is ASS.
>>154970385Tmzfaggotry like this is cancer. Kys.
>>154970307Garrett specifically wanted to be traded for a chance to win a superbowl, a lot of players have that motivation
>>154970377Cause you have hope on the Panthers and CommandersThe Browns are just a travesty
>>154970402If the Panthers had Garrett last year they would have eliminated the Rams lmao
>>154970412yeah then they would have played the seahawks
>>154970253>implying the Rams can possibly stop thisSorry bong the Cardinals rape train cannot be stopped by Myles Garrett or anyone else
>>154970424is this the edit lmfao
>>154970424Why does Beck look like a zombie
>>154970424>im tired, boss
>>154970455because thats what hes going to look like after having been made a bitch boy by Garrett
>>154970342Brown is washed.
>>154970385I don't buy this. Simplest explanation and all that. Brown got frustrated by his inept QB and inept OC. Hope that guy ripped off TMZ pretty good though.
Mahomes is getting puca screen cap this. It's going to mindbreak the kiwitroon and force /nfl/ to come to terms with the chiefs having a good receiver, defense, run game and qb at the same time. Chiefs rams owls for the next 10 years at least.
>>154970484He was over 1k yards last season, in 15 games.He's been over 1k every season of his career except for one 13-game season in Tennessee.
>>154970502We're not gonna know the full truth until we're in like week 8 since the water is just so muddied
If you're team doesn't tweet about sticking things up their asses then Mina Kimes and those fat bald journos are going to bitch them out on tv
Mina Kimes can bitch me out anytime. If you know what I mean.
>>154970576>>154970545it's just so creepy and weird
>Work out all 3 of them>Sign all 3 of themkek
>>154970576I do not know what this man means
>>1549705429-8 incoming
>>154970473>CardinalsBest of luck sleepy man
>>154970581>>154970586I would like Mina Kimes to peg me while giving me a reach around. Milking me like a good boy.
Why are there so many oldtroons on this site?
>>154970604>>154970576Can tell these are the only two you saved. It's all you post.
>>154970542Broncos rematch better be kino. With the snow and Bo being out it just didn't seem right
>i'm thinking about gay sex again
>>154970585I'm guessing Berrios and boo boo shoester are signing for near league minimum so it's low risk. OBJ might get slightly more but his contract will probably be very incentive heavy like Antonio Brown got his last couple years with the Bucs ($1,000,000 bonus for 50+ catches etc) Giants are clearly concerned that Nabers knee isn't progressing and Berrios is a solid replacement for Gunner Olsewski who tore his Achilles a few days ago in OTAs
>>154970624I made them bud. Tell her to do PTI more.
>>154970424
>>154970307We were never going to trade for Garrett, way too expensive. Plus, most of the off season moves were made to the front 7. Going for Myles is an all in move and >we aren't near there yet
>>154970585lmao the absolute state
>>154970515Dude was either hurt or quit on the team. Big drops and couldn't separate.
>>154970585Yeah Nabers will never walk again
You're still stuck with Jaxson Dart
>>154970585Honestly some pathetic fucking shit. Fuckin JuJu couldn't look decent playing with Reid and Mahomes and Beckham was a 3rd receiver at best when he was still playing, which was years ago.This is like one step above signing people off the street
>>154970652Giants feel like they're copying what the Texans did in 2025 take lots of low risk swings to try and fix a weakness >Texans added in 2025Christian Kirk (via trade)Braxton Berrios (via FA)Justin Watson (via FA)Jayden Higgins (via draft)Jaylin Noel (via draft)>Giants added in 2026Darnell Mooney (via FA)Braxton Berrios (via FA)Odell Beckham Jr (via FA)JuJu Smith-Schuster (via FA)Malachi Fields (via draft)It semi worked out for the Texans their WRs played well for the most part it was their O line that stunk it up and ended their season
as long as we are in LA we will always be the hottest market aroundthey hate us cause they aint us
>>154969882Jesus Christ, you are a fucking faggot
>>154970651HEY, BITCH. STOP SLEEPING ON THE FIELD!
>>154970649Coward. You're just scared of the power Beck wields.... as well you should be
>>154970422The meme magic would have taken over and Bryce would've become prime Montana
>>154970666And yet he still had the 12th most yards/per game in the league, on a run-first offense, with a mid QB and a terrorist OC. He doesn't need elite separation when he can still win on slants and is unguardable on back-shoulder throws.
>>154970746nigga look like a necromorph
>Yards per route run since 2022, playoffs included, when A.J. Brown is not on the field
>>154970484
>>154970762Why's he seething then?
anyone know of a NFL version of 82-0.com this is kinda cool ngl
One yard short is so stupidA yard is a huge distanceAnd the guy running to the endzone hardly even tried And it wasn't even to win the game
>>154970813I don't know, why are you asking me?
>>154970819>muh projected recordJust some arbitrary algorithm. Waste of time.
>>154970762>unguardable on back-shoulder throws.people really just type shit lmfao AJ Brown is a pouty N I G G E R and he dropped a ton of balls last year. Probably had his hands covered in chicken grease
>>154970826Nah, I don't agree. It deserves to be an iconic play.
>>154970502I mean, it matches what people were saying that it wasn't related to football.>DeSean Jackson: It’s something else going on. I got a great relationship with him (AJ). I respect him. I can’t say it. But I know it’s something else going on. It’s not all about football. >Skip Bayless: Jalen and A.J. had a serious issue off the field. They tried to make amends, Jalen apologized, they tried to get back on the same professional page but you know and I know, when something like that happens off the field it never goes completely away.
AJ Brown is gonna call Maye a colonist cracker by the end of the season when the Pats miss playoffs and the Eagles are still in them.
My Bengals didn't post anything about pride today. Any other teams not get in on the fag grift?
>>154969361>>154969482>>154970666>>154970883What's with this meme about drops? I know it's subjective, but show me any stat source that has him with a lot of drops.
>>154970911CowboysBrownsSaintsChiefsRaidersJetsSteelersTitansBengalsThey're the teams who ignored pride today
>>154970917>drop 1Lmfao he had 3 alone in the Chargers game and another 2-3 against the 49ers in the playoffs. This is what you stattyboys are fuckwits you don't actually watch the tape you rely on bean counters to never make mistakes. Go watch the Eagles-Chargers game and count how many drops he had
>NZ hoursI'm out
>>154970917switch to playoffs
>>154970307because olympic asian pussy ain't available in SC
>>154970929Post the clips. If you can find a handful that puts him up the list.
>>154970930For real
Guys I’m super scared! I don’t want to live in fucking Cleveland
>WTF HOW CAN THE LAMBS BE THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE OWL WHEN DA BURRS EXIST>WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING ON THE ICEMAN?!?!!>HE IS THE FACE OF THE LEAGUE NOW>HE BEAT A PACKERS TEAM TWICE AND PARSONS DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP HE WAS SO SCARED>WHO NEEDS A DEFENSIVE LINE WHEN YOU HAVE MUH OFFENSIVE EPA?!?!?>ADVANCED STATS…MUH EPA…COMEBACKS AGAINST SHIT TEAMS>ITS OUR TURN
>>154970927Gayvens have lost AFC North privileges
So fucking happy Garrett is out of the North. Dude was a menace man.
>>154970917>show me any stat sourceLmao
>>154970953>post the clipsLmfao how about go check the archives or rewatch the game. It's not my job to spoonfeed you fucking brown mongrel. It was a primetime game the fact you clearly didn't watch it shows you are a complete cazzie
So long sweet prince
>>154970585How fast will OBJ blow through whatever theyre paying for him
Why do Aussies and Zealanders like the Broncos so much?
Women are gross.
>>154971062Lots of Aussie expats in Colorado
>>154971063look at ann michael maye and tell me she's grossi fucking DARE you
>>154971095She has sex with a loser -- that's pretty gross, actually
>>154971062Nobody gave two fucks about the Broncos before they got /ourguy/ Bo Nix. If the Vikings didn't have a Somalian pee eff eff analytics nerd as GM they would've drafted Bo Nix instead of JJ McCarthy and Minnesota would be in the broship instead of Denver
>>154971100What does Bo Nix have anything to do with Australia?
How badly would a chiefs rams owl mind break this sub?
please no
>>154971116If you'd ever been to Australia or New Zealand you wouldn't have to ask that question but you're a flyover mongrel who watches planes instead of boarding them
>>154971117it wouldn't since everyone would root for the rams except for shehawks and nanners fans
>>154971124He should do it. Will make their playoff exit that much more funny.
>>154971124Soulless bought merc team. Hope they get bootyblasted in the first round.
>>154971100>>154971129cringe
>>154971062The kiwi is a bandwagon fag who likes to slurp up qbs that are already generally seen as average in college like Russ and nix. When those guys win with loaded teams he does a AHA I told you I'm smart and not a brainlet when everyone including the broncos front office knows bo nix is a bus rider like squirts. His next model bus rider is beck who road the bus to almost winning a natty before being exposed like the penal coloneer he is.
>>154971149Lol it's true. The show has never openly supported a true literal who to becoming a star everyone says is elite. Even he missed mahomes being the second coming of brady.
>>154970746
>>154971149>loaded teamsBroncos over/under was 5.5 wins in 2024 fucking dumbass cazzie. Cardinals over/under this year is 4.5 wins. What "loaded teams" are you talking about? All the faggot talking heads panned the Bo Nix pick and said the Broncos had no talent. Everyone is saying the same about the Cardinals. You're obsessed with me and likely have skin the color of shit. Maybe if you were more intelligent you'd have more interesting takes. KWAB
>Myles should demand a trade for a real chance at the postseason>NOOOOO NOT LAAA
>>154970895>Jalen and A.J. had a serious issue off the fieldthat could mean anything though. it could mean Jalen stole AJ's protein shaker cup or something.
>>154971183didn't read
>>154971143They'll get bootyblasted by injuries before the postseason even starts
>>154969443lol Fagadelphia Fagles, makes since seeing as they like to play grab ass every game.
Bussy
>>154971208when will these ""people"" learn? there's a clear hierarchy on /sp/ that they refuse to acknowledge
Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity and sexuality that you're obsessed with gay people in the year two thousand and twenty six lel
kek dumb fucking bears
>/spol/cringe
>>154971268Sick reddit meme xD
>>154971270Chuddies were going nuts last week with the Chudson Dart situation
*BANG*BANG*BANG*WIN SOME FUCKING SUPER BOWLS
Rams got fleeced desu. Giving up Verse AND a haul is nuts. And your cap hit is going up. I bet you Les Snead is trying to make Puka mentally ill so he can take a pay cut.
I have faith in Howie but a '28 1st rounder for AJ is kinda lame.I've seen the damage Howie can inflict on the league with just 1 1st rounder, (Devonte Smith, AJ Brown, Jalen Carter and Cooper Dejean for the pick they got for trading Wentz to Indy) but can he catch lightning in bottle twice?GO BIRDS!
>>154971273seethe
>>154971298does the razorcake meme also apply to the sabres because that game 7 really felt like it
>>154971326Arthur Juan Brown
>>154971327>gets essentially nothing for trading away AJ Brown until a draft in 23 monthsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek howie is a washed little dork
>>154971021its because he hated his QB and didnt respect his coaches, show drops from Tennessee
>>154971381and the '27 draft is the money draft anyways
Garrett Nusmeier is starting week 1 for the chiefs.book it
>>154971391All the draft people saying that are dumbasses. Guys like Todd McShay have been jerking off Arch Manning, LaNorris Sellers, John Mateer, Dante Moore etc but none of them look like the next Andrew Luck not even close. QB class may have more depth but there's no sure things that I've seen. I like Trinidad Chambliss more than most but he only has one year starting outside of division 2 football
>you can just buy a super teamlol
It doesn’t matter what year the good draft is supposed to be when the top 5 picks can duck back into school to dodge the Jets
>>154971498you can't dodge the jets lol
>>154971449didn't read lol
>>154971498Aaron Glenn got AURA tho cuhh he knows how to connect with those yn
>>154971321One first and some day 2 scrubs isn’t a “haul” lmao
>>154971095She only has sex with Drake Maye after he wins games. The off-season unless he wins the Super Bowl is one long drought where his blue balls are meant to make him push harder to win. The patriots will win by a large margin week 1 due to this.
>>154971576You drunk again? here look at this, apparently only homosexuals can't see it correctly
>>154971587>@Seattle
>>154971321Not really. If they truly believe in Ty Simpson they don't have many glaring roster needs for the next couple years. They also hit on day 3 more than any other team over the last few years. 2023 and 2024 classes especially tons of hits rounds 4-7
>>154971321Rams are pushing all their chips in on this year and it’s really not even that much to give up for a player on Garrett’s level. Browns are obviously embracing the tank. It works for both sides.
>>154971326sneed
>>154971321yeah they're outa their fuckin minds and it's gonna be hilarious when they still blow it after being completely and utterly all-in for this yearbut then again, when you're one of the franchises the league unapologetically cheats for, no price is too high to pay
>>154971326Ryback
>>154971498they have all the first rounders, no one's dodging them for a while
>>154969116smoking pcp through your meatus
>they think Arch’s family cares enough to help him pull an EliThe Mannings are ashamed of him
>>154971576This was based
>>154971576I remember when everyone used to celebrate like this when I was a kid.
>>154971794Based on what?
That STUPID NIGGER isn't gonna stop the Rams from getting bootyblasted again btw
>>154971812Sam Darnold...
>>154970241They had Hello Kitty night last year, so it's likely
>>154971812Hoe ass nigga, shut the fuck up.
>>154970307Panthers and Commanders are too small market to be on the buying end of trades like that lol
>>154970053>Go all in and win Super Bowl 61 at home>Stafford retires and Ty comes in after a year of development>Rams continue their winning seasons and the window stays openCan anyone here look further than 1 year?
>>154971498jets will always be there waiting.
Thoughts on Kyle Shanahan?
>>154971917Gonna go down as one of the best offensive minds in the history of the game. I have a hard time thinking that he'll never win at least 1 Super Bowl.
>>154971917Worth the hype as a coach. He'll break through one day. Might need to leave the NFCW though
>>154971879McVay probably won't stick around to develop Ty.
>>154970585>The All-7-Years Ago Team
>>154971879I'm not anti taking a QB when you already have one but i personally wasn't a Ty Simpson believer. One season starting and sucked shit down the stretch. Reminded me too much of Andy Dalton when i was watching him. I think if they'd taken Will Levis in the 2023 for example they probably wouldn't have taken so much flak because Stafford didn't just have an MVP year. People saw the MVP year and forget the fact he's 38 years old and has had a ton of injuries in his career
>>154971938I get some skepticism about Ty as a prospect, but the idea that 2027 was the year to get their replacement falls flat to me. They didn't have to trade up for QB2 of this draft, as opposed to spending extra to get maybe anywhere from QB 3-5 in 2027. Assuming all the popular prospects don't suck again and return for another year of CFB like they did this year. Process wise, I found it sound.
>>154971917got 3 dogshit QBs to super bowlsmust know what he's doing
>>1549719592*proofreading is for jerks
>>154971952I agree with the rationale but again not a Ty Simpson guy. Just because he was arguably the 2nd best QB prospect in this class doesn't mean he is better than the 5th best QB in next years class or that the Rams wouldn't have had the opportunity to trade for/sign a better QB in free agency if they need to replace Stafford
Oh it's true... it's damn true
>>154971327Sound like a retarded Patriots fan trying to act like they got over on Howie. The trade was just fair and nobody fleeced or won yet. I'm not buying the 28 draft is weak horseshit or the pick is really like a 2nd. Thats Patriots fan cope
>>154971987This 100%. Cards are going to have a super QB and super RB, Seahawks have I think 12 picks next year, and Rams have a nasty bunch of contract deadlines coming up. They're detonating their locker room for this next season and if they fuck it up in their own stadium I'll die laughing.Injuring Stafford in the NFC Championship and watching the all-in superteam collapse to whatever shitter champion the AFC produced in SoFi would be almost as good as repeating.
Iggles got rid of AJ brown, how long before they get rid of hurts?
>rasm going all-in to beat the seachimps>they will 100% get bounced a worse team in an earlier round
>>154969025is there an age where having sex does make you cool? would like to know so i can prepare, unless i've already missed it
>>154972280Basically high school and early college, after that nobody cares and it doesn't matter
I had sex today but I don't think my girlfriend liked it
>>154972310Yeah, they usually don't like it when they find out their boyfriend is fucking other guys.
Abstinence is a pretty cool way to get white people not to have babies
So who are the rams beating in the superbowl?
>>154972262holy kino is this real? these two worked really well off each other.
>>154972404losing to the Wions in the divvy tbqh
Someone explain to me how the rams are able to afford Garret from a contract perspective and a trade perspective. Why for example are a team like the chargers not able to afford him? Not whether it's a good move but how are the rams able to trade and pay everyone, but other teams aren't able to do that.
>>154971785he can't pull an eli because the latest CBA makes it so your contract doesn't toll if you sit out. so, if he gets drafted by a team he doesn't like he needs to play out his rookie contract or he'll never play a snap of pro ball
How bad will the AJ brown fallout be when the Pats miss playoffs and the Eagles still win the NFC Least
>>154972403Want me to have a baby? Give me a cheap homestead or kit home affordable on a 1 wagie salary. Oh you can't do that? Guess you'll enjoy a future where Americans aren't breeding enough past replacement.
>>154971257this. so much this.
>>154972720Short answer is if you pay players large amounts of money up front as a signing bonus and put void years on the back end of their contract you can allocate less cap space to the current year. Teams like the Eagles, 49ers and Saints have been notorious for it for a long time although the Saints have slowly started to back off in recent seasonsLong answer and an example (not his actual contract just a fake example) let's assume Jalen Hurts was an unrestricted free agent and he signed a 3 year $150,000,000 contract with the Eagles tomorrow. Instead of allocating $50,000,000 of cap space to each year of his contract in 2026, 2027, 2028 they could put two void years on the end of his deal in 2029 and 2030. Howie could then allocate $30,000,000 of cap space to his contract in 2026, 2027, 2028, 2029 and 2030. So long as Hurts contract was restructured before the start of the league year in 2029 that remaining $60,000,000 of cap allocation in the 2029 and 2030 seasons could then be pushed out again and the Eagles wouldn't have that full $60,000,000 amount charged to their 2029 cap. It's essentially the same as remortgaging your house or transferring credit card debt to a new credit card>>154972815>he can't pull an eli because the latest CBA makes it so your contract doesn't toll if you sit outThis is only for veterans. Players who haven't signed an NFL contract aren't yet subject to CBA rules. If a QB really wanted to they could sit out their entire rookie season and re enter the draft the following season. This would never happen since if there was a true deadlock the team would just trade the player like the Colts did with John Elway and the Chargers did with Eli Manning. Shemar Stewart if he had continued to sit out in 2025 could've re entered the 2026 draft but it would've been incredibly dumb from a financial perspective
What team wins arch manning? Its gotta be the Cardinals right
>>154972967Oh they're not even bothering hiding the script anymore lmao How can anyone believe this shit isn't scripted. The Cardinals did nothing to address any of their issues and willingly just decided to not compete against their divisional rivals. People beat the tank for tua drum and begged for the dolphins to get punished but this shit seems streets ahead
AJ's first "this white boy fuckin up" tantrum is going to be delightful.
Aaron Donald posted a video working out with '#ready' and has probably already been in touch with his roid provider. It's fucking over.
>>154973084drake can actually pass though unlike jalen
>>154969044I dont, trash ass QB
>>154971321>>154971750Get Verse's dick out your mouth. Garrett averages 16 sacks per season. Verse has never sniffed double digits
Verse really got sent to Cleveland lmao id be so mad
>>154973423>muh statsretard
>>154969441He gets a pass because he’s black and no one expects any better
>>154973441what's wrong with cleveland?
At a certain point we have to admit the Patriots are making good decisions
>>154973459What does Verse do better than Myles Garrett lil bro
>>154973467Everything
>>154969441They made sure Rudolph got taken care of lol hes the steelers backup 4 lyfe
>>154973483>betterdamn, you are legit dumb
he has cum
>>154973500I accept your concession
>>154973507Weird video
Eagles fans swore he wouldn't get traded
>>154973529makes sense he's a weird guy
>>154969846Ook Ook eek eek
>>154970371>far and away the best rosterThey went 12-5 and didn’t make the Super Bowl or win their division. How about you relax
>>154970502It’s crazy to me that people this unaware can exist and breathe and work and whatnot
>>154973578 Because of their defense which they fixed
>>154971750holy butthurt
>>154973601>defenseThey lost because of their special teams, not their shitty secondary
>>154973601Sorry I didn’t realize you were literally in love with them
>>154973622they tried to fix both
>>154972920mexicans have babies just fine
>>154969025The whole point of your 20s is to have sex and youre a failure if you dont.
OBJ is going to have a career year this year with Dart. I'm feeling it.With Lamar Jackson in 2024 he was averaging 16 yards a reception and had 550 yards.Harbaughs the coach, so hes used to the system, and Jaxson Dart is a better thrower of the football than Lamar so it'll be 1.2k yards I'm thinking
>>154973701He’s more likely to blow 1.2 guys in and around NY
>>154973467other flyovers call it the Mistake on the Lake.
>>154969025>Americans be like 'it was my focus, discipline and caring about my future that got me the job at my dad's company.'
>>154973847bruh every european startup from the past thirty years is worth less than Home Depot you don't get to complain about nepotism in the corporate world
>>154973847>Family owned company:/>Family owned bakery:O
>>154973656I don’t think they have mate
>>154973933you don't think they've tried? Or you don't think they've succeeded?
>>154971879>Can anyone here look further than 1 year?The Rams should not be looking more than 1, maybe 2, years in the future. The reason people say the Rams are all in is not because they were good, it's because they are the only team with a HoF-caliber QB at the peak of his powers AND the very end of his career. We all expect the other highly rated QBs to have at least 5 more years, but nobody can be sure if Stafford will be a starter in the league in 3. And because Stafford is the engine of his team, the Rams chance to win a Super Bowl is the year 2026 and MAYBE 2027. The conclusion this all leads to is that the Rams should just pretend that 2027 doesn't exist. This is it, this is their shot. If the Rams do not win the Super Bowl in 2026, the season is a failure. It's why I hated the Ty Simpson pick and still do. Prepping for the future is generally prudent, but it undersells the value of winning a Super Bowl. The Ty pick is not a pick to maximize you odds of winning, it is a pick designed to prevent becoming the worst team in the League.The best comparison is the Packers with Rodgers and the Saints with Brees. The Saints went all in at the end of Brees's career and IIRC they're still dealing with the dead cap, but that was the right move. Yes, it put them in cap hell for ages, but the goal of the NFL is to win the Super Bowl. Doing anything but going all in when you have to is akin to FO malpractice>>154972720Garret in particular had a no trade clause. So basically the only place he was going to go was the Rams. But it's also what Kiwi said. The Rams and Eagles have FOs who are generally happy to trade draft capital for proven players and owners who are happy to give large signing bonuses
>>154970371>>154973601Don't care. Ty was a dogshit pick not only because he was a QB but because he sucks. That's the main problem. If the falcons had had the 3rd overall pick and this was a talented QB class and the Rams took someone good, it'd be at least understandable. But the 2024 Rams traded their pick to get Atlanta's 2025 pick instead of taking Nick Emmanwori, then used that 2025 pick on a bad QB3.
>>154974007The problem with the Saints was that they were in denial that the window to go all in had ended. They kept pushing back their cap crunch for 3 seasons too late at the least. I doubt the Rams would be in that state of denial, considering they've already gotten out of a "they won't be good for another decade" situation.
>>154974022>Instead of taking Nick Emmanworirams safeties are good tho
You really have to hand it to this Kraut, he's done nothing for years but seethe about Americans, and then claim we're the problem.
>>154973872Shit becomes an albatross, once it's the community bakery, you've basically condemned every generation to do it until one finally just throws their hands up and closes it. And then guess who's the bad guy, your great grandkids who decided to go to college, make their own life and move out of wherever you built the bakery. Some smart descendent who you never met.
>>154971095Always looks like she just got a face peel
>>154974113That's why you gotta have like 4 or 5 kids. One of them will want a fallback plan.
>>154973540That's not true. >We mostly said, yeah, they might trade him, but the "reporting" was all bullshit and we're better off just waiting to see what happens.Howie will trade literally anyone for the right price (as imagine most GMs that have the trust of their owner will).
"Relationships" between QBs and WRs never last. QBs are so PR coached they can't turn that shit off even when no one's watching. And WRs are children that talk like anime villains. It's just not a compatible match.
>>154974212>We knew he was getting traded, but the reporting saying he was getting traded was bullshitNever change Fentanylphia
>>154974243Rob Gronkowski is a talking dog and Tom Brady liked playing fetch with him.
>>154974265I didn't say "we knew" lol learn to read. But yes, it's possible for a reporter to correctly predict something and the reporting on what "sources say" to still be bullshit.
>>154974277Yeah, TEs are a different breed from WRs
Chris Simms has Caleb Williams as the #6 QB heading into the 2026 season. He's ranked ahead of Drake Maye, Jayden Daniels, and Bo Nix.
>>154974298Ironic cause the Iceman was a nice man
>>154974298He's my darkhorse MVP candidate desu
>>154974309I think he's a more popular pick than you're giving him credit for.
>>154974298I think that's fair, I also think caleb might not even be a top 15 qbs even 10 years ago and qbs are just generally less good. Let me guess the 5 ahead of him. Mahomes, Allen, Lamar, Stafford and....maybe hurts? Simply because they all have rings and/or mvps in the last 5 years so that would be the normie way to rank if you're eye test is shit.
>>154974298Not even the most surprising ranking imo I'm surprised he had Baker Mayfield at No. 10 seems like a ton of people are out on him now. He's always been a body guy thobeit he loves the strong arm guys. Jalen Hurts at 21 was truly insulting
>>154974309Wow that's racist
>>154974323>maybe hurtsNope he had Jalen Hurts all the way down at 21 lmfao. I like Chris Simms stuff so I'm not gonna talk shit but having Caleb at 6 and Hurts at 21 given the body of both of their work is very reactionary
>>154974326>Jalen Hurts at 21 was truly insultingDid you watch the Eagles last year
>>154970371Ty is a coaches son will be 6’1 around 225 in shape. Pro comp is cousins floor purdy ceiling. My guess is he’s a sit and trade like the Jewish qb from az. Stafford probably will play until 40 meaning 2 more years. Ty will be a super back up on a rookie deal. If stafford goes down ty can come in and ball. He’ll never have an upper tier arm but he doesn’t fuck up and has a crazy memory. Next year he’d pribably be the 4th or 5qb taken and a year before probably the 4th or 5th. My bet is he’s traded by 2028 for a second and fifth like Kevin kolb. Really that’s the best pro comp which is Kevin kolb anything with 20 yards radius he’s good and fades. Garrett won’t retire until he gets the sack record. They can easily resign puka
>>154974343Yes they were very hot and cold but still won 11 games. I saw Pat Mahomes play like fucking dogshit almost all of last season outside of a couple impressive games against the Raiders and my half dead Ravens and he's in the top 5. There's a reason you shouldn't weigh one year so heavily because it can be a mirage. Hurts body of work in his career shows he's a very good QB and having him 21 is embarrassingly reactionary
>>154974335>very reactionaryAgreed Caleb should be closer to Hurts, still higher than maye, nix and jd though. Hurts shouldn't be above 17 though.
Reply to this post with shit football uncs say
>>154974374>Kevin KolbI keep seeing Kolb comps thrown out on social media, what a random player to pullAlso if you think Kolb was good you're fucking retarded like the rest of your fanbase
Kevin Klob lol
>>154974243chase burrow friendship seems real
>>154974480>That may have been the most inept quarterback decision I've seen in the NFL. When you need precision decision making you can't count on a black quarterback.
>>154974343He wasn't their biggest or even 2nd biggest problem on offense (O-line health, terrorist OC).
>>154974480>Ya gotta establish the run, fool
>>154971938I can see them trading Ty for Will Levis
>>154974585Thats not unc, thats ball knower. everything is predicated off the run game
>>154974603Wrong. it starts with the fundamentals*sips*You gotta have the fundamentals down
>>154974480I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose?
>>154974603Yeah maybe 10 years ago. Now we establish the pass to get to the run. Keep up, unc.
>>154974614>You gotta block and tackle. Block and tackle.
that all neon green Seahawks uniform are terrible
>>154973872>>154973868Just stop with the semen slurping of the american dream when it's completely false. All your 'self made men' are nepo babies including your POTUS (and most of the others.)
>>154974480>why did this idiot run a five yard route when he needed six yards for a first down?
>>154974480>Be careful at a Raiders game
>>154974655rent free
When i see """General Managers""" like Andrew Berry i feel a certain word come to mind and i often say that word
>>154974655I'm not going to listen to a Syrian whine about our air conditioning or whatever
>>154974646The best uniforms from last season
>>154974678>wordMaybe more like a sentence?
>>154974480It's all about the Jimmys and Joes
>>1549744802025 was fun but no where near as good as early 2000s football
>>154974698I didn't post that dumbass it was the other Kiwi. I was busy sucking my boyfriends cock when that happened
>Germans shitting up the thread because Americans don't care about soccerweird
>>154974695i dont fully agree with this image
>>154974646it really activates my autism though knowing the NFCW has clear red, blue and green team.
Find someone who loves you like AJ Brown loves the Patriots
>>154974726The NFCW has two red teams
>>154974732The Cardinals are not an NFL team
>>154974725Who is being traded next frog. Verse, Ayiuk, Crosby, bosa, Mac,
>>154974732the Cardinals need to move or rebrand. Ideally both.
>>154974744If I were a multi billionaire I would buy the Cardinals, rename them the Phoenix Phantoms, give Pottsville its trophy back to break the curse, and start over from scratch
>>154974744>>154974744Arizona Fighting Irish
>>154974646Yes they are awful but I do like their throwbacks
>>154974695what the hell was Cincinnati, Denver and Tampa thinking?Houston looks neat
so philly is trading the picks right?
>>154974787Next year when they realize Makai is a Lemon
>>154974787Probably. I could see bosa being traded the niners might be going to 3/4 wide 9. Their depth chart is set up that way, no way will they have bosa as the wilb in a 3/4. That’s not smart. Morris rotates dl sets usually has 2 power ends and one nose then 1 to 3 big linebackers who blitz. Williams fills one slot age both can’t cover well etc. someone on defense has to had traded.
>Edge Derick Hall and the Seahawks reached agreement today on a three-year, $42 million extension that could be worth up to $46.5 million and includes $21 million guaranteed, per his agents Chad Berger and Ezra J Thompson. Hall is now under contract to Seattle the 2029 season.>Hall had two sacks and a forced fumble during the Seahawks' Super Bowl LX win over the Patriots. less
>>154974857good for him
>>154969760>possibly the Bengals will be back, Why do people think the bengals will be good? Their defense is likely to be bad again, even if it improves a bit. Burrow is going to miss games. Their Super Bowl run was a fluke, not the norm.
>AJ Brown has had a #Patriots rug in his house for a few years — even while he was with the Eagles. "This is my team. This is my team since I was a kid. I was doing what I was supposed to be doing with the Eagles, but this is it."Damn why didn't we just draft this guy...
>>154974857That's a pretty good extension for them. Their front 7 is nasty
>>154974374>Garrett won’t retire until he gets the sack record. You think he can get 15 sacks a year for 5 more years? Or 12.5 for 6 more years?
>>154974857>we are now entering the sam darnold dynastyPretty scary times ahead
>>154975015Considering the league has basically greenlit guys taking steroids and other performance enhancing drugs now of course he could do it
>>154970342aj bown is a diva
will they pan over to this guy for reactions? or for a quick mention that he's no longer with Miami?
>>154975170Multiple times every game
>>154975135He’s smart. His play style means he needs the ball a bunch to wear down cbs for tac, Philly has to trade assets now because they can’t resign everyone starting next year If you want to know ask. Philly is in a make or break year. Too much talent is retiring or leaving
>>154975200>Philly is in a make or break year.That was last year. This year Philly is going to make moves to keep their books clean. Hurts will be gone and Howie will look for a new QB
>>154975243Delusional
>>154970652Holy shit. They have worse receivers than the Steelers last year
>>154975243In 2027 people come off or to the end of a bunch of contracts and retirements. Coop, Mitchell. 2 ol, it goes on. They had to trade him. Next year it looks like all together including comps 1,2,3,3,4,5,5,5,7,7 but little cap room. I think they’ll trade something big from defense next year and try and resign Both cbs
>>154970718>their o lineQuarterback*
>>154969025Then what do you need to do in your 20s to be cool?
>>154975359six figure paycheck and a decent hobby
>>154975276You're not paying attention. Hurts has no guaranteed money left on his contract. This year, he's playing for his job... and the Eagles just got rid of a top 10 WR. Even if that was the right move for overall team reasons, it makes Hurts' job a lot harder. And to be frank, Hurts is not the kind of elite QB that can survive losing a great WR. He's going to be pedestrian again this year and that's going to cost him his job. The Eagles have a ton of Super Bowl winners whose contracts will be up in 2027, Howie is making room for the ones he wants now. I know it's cliche to say "follow the money", but teams structure contracts in very specific ways. Just look at Myles Garrett. The Browns restructured his contract in a way that did not free up any cap space, it just made trading Myles easier. A year later, they did just that. If Howie had any investment in Hurts, he'd give Hurts guarantees. I'm sure Hurts wants that, but Howie's not doing it. I think Howie is going to let the SBLIX team mostly disband while he uses the freed up cap space to build for the next Owl run, rather than trying to hold the band together for another year
>>154975077>basically greenlit guys taking steroids lmao that shits been greenlit since the dawn of time in the nfl
>>154975389Quarterbacks are terrible nowadays, there’s no reason to get rid of Hurts. The retirements will free up cap space. Credit for the thought put in but I just can’t see this happening
>>154975389Tanner might take over if hurts goes down. Tanner can ball and might be better than hurts.
League average QB efficiency is about as good as it's ever been, don't no where this meme of QBs sucking came from
>>154975443Do you think Bryce young would have done well against ray lewis.
>>154975359Finger your own asshole
>>154975472Do you think Tyler Thigpen did well against Ray Lewis? You are retarded
>>154975443I was going to berate you for your post but then I remembered it's your month so I'll be nice for now.
>>154975472that boy woulda got blown out
Football is NOT for gays
>>154975498QBs today aren’t good cough to play 20 years ago. The rules have gone too far. QBs used to get hit creating suspense during pass plays. Now not so much. It’s mainly swing passes and outs.
>>154975529Aaron Rodgers had a decent career
>>154975200>>154975276>>154975304>surely this is the year the cap catches up to Howie and the EaglesPeople have been saying this for a decade.
>>154975443This mindbroke basedlennials
>>154975554Nah, he’ll trade someone Carter or Dejean next year and keep reloading, maybe trade hurts to the jets next year
>>154975472There hasn't been a collision that big and destructive since 9/11
>>154975542Efficiency is way higher than mid 2000s and before. It's not like they aren't using the advantages they've been given. Do you think 2000s QBs couldn't hold a candle to 70s ones because they could maul receivers and the line of scrimmage back then?
>>154975443Efficiency!!! EPA!!! CPOE!!!!! QBERT!!!!!!!!!
>>154975617spazzing out
>>154975472There's guys starting now that would not be stars in the early Brady-Manning days>Herbet>Jackson>Maye>Allen I doubt guys like Purdy and Young would even get starting jobs back then.
>[Highlight] Aaron Donald on a potential NFL return on the Pat McAfee show: “[The trade] for sure got me thinking. 35, removed 2 years ago, gotta see if that fire can light back up.”Imagine Darnold unretires and shares snaps with Myles GarrettNFCW would be fucked
QB play peaked in 1943
>>154975598The 1990-2010 qbs were the pinnacle. It’s the qbs just lack arm strength these days scrambling and throwing on the move matters
>>154969846>>154969865Mason Rudolph started the fight when he tried to wrench Garrett's helmet off.
>>154975635Purdy is legit. He’s got a cannon. His pre game involves him bucket dropping from 65 yards and it’s relaxed. Dude is 6’1230ish
>>154975682Herbert and Allen both have even stronger arms
>today I will remind themMason Rudolph did nothing wrongCaleb Williams is a zesty bustBitchknees is a pedophileAnd Bo Nix is eliteCope and seethe NIGGERFAGGOTS
>>154975697Yeah but Herbert is lanky and streaky.
>>154975635>Doubt Purdy would get the starting jobLmao there were absolute dogshit QBs starting in the league. And you can look up pro bowls from that era, not sure how Allen and Jackson don't stack up.>>154975659Literally who cares and anyways Allen, Caleb, Herbert all have rockets. Have you seen Steve Young and Montana play? They scrambled a ton back then too