Men's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Order of play:https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play>Calendar:French Open - we on the the qf's >Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesportPrevious: >>154953128
first for Arnaldi SOVL
The one true king. Lord Sascha.
>>154969156>they never learn
kino
>>154969156This slam has been crazy memorable, let it not end in a wet fart with the rat winning.
Good news everyone: Felix Auger-Aliassime will officially be ranked number 4 in the world once the French Open has ended (Djokovic drops down to 7)
>>154969250>just make him play one more shotTiafart could have won that point with a decent smash at least twice but that was still some insane defense
>>154969539Could be ranked 3rd if a complete tragedy happens.If it does I'll just stop following tennis until 2028.
>>154969539why is that good
>>154969125Jodar would never
>>154969833>Jodar would neverHe would, but then people would call him a creep.
Where do I go on 4chan to discuss actually playing Tennis?
in hindsight, do you think binner regrets vulturing those masters 1000 tournies and destroying his body in the process over completing the career GS?
>>154970194>in hindsight, do you think binner regrets vulturing those masters 1000 tournies and destroying his body in the process over completing the career GS?Probably not.Now he can rest during the clay season for the rest of his career.Doesn't have to play Rome anymore.He now can be fake injured like Alcaraz most of the time.
>>154969833why do they always kiss young girls
>>154970194man, vulturing is such a gay term. do people really expect novak or sinner to not shit on worse players? sinner's masters run this year is insanely based.
>>154968947it really was a proper DJOKOSMASH>>154970583i agree it's more of a 'swooping in' like a hawk would
>>154969946what do you want to discuss?
>>154970194he would still have to play a five setter at least once and if it went over 3 hours hed still losebetter to have one accomplishment than zero
So who wins? Z?
>>154971615Berrettini. Was revealed to me in a dream
>>154971661based, you sure the dream was RnG and not the Wimbledon?
>Matteo Arnaldi has spent 𝟏𝟕 hours 𝐚nd 𝟓𝟒 minute on court to reach the quarterfinals at Roland Garros. >It's by far the record. Certainly since 1991, when this data started, and likely across the entire Open Era based on a statistical inference
>>154969125Why is he in Portugal?This is a Nadal country, gtfo
>>154970506In Portugal and Spain, men kiss every type of woman on the cheek, baby to old, known to unknown.
Alcaraz is starting to grow a bit handasome though, new hair suits him, no homo.What does this mean for him?
>>154970194He wins everything, except where it matters
felt good to take yesterday off
>>154971853IIRC Meddy did like 20 hours on the way to the AO24 final and that was the record but it looks like Arnaldi would easily overtake that (if he had any chance of actually making the final, that is)
For your information, there's going to be a thunderstorm, from the looks of it.Will that affect anyone's playstyle?
>>154972223Closed roof means no wind so it's easier for Zverev to spot serveColder, heavier conditions give Fonseca more time on the ball to load up and unleashI think I heard people say that Mensik's preferred strike zone is higher up but in these conditions the ball bounces shouldn't be as lively
forgot how bad the screaming washttps://streamable.com/vqjbua
>>154972169you did good, I tried to force myself to watch a bit, got me more frustrated than anything.
>>154972324I thought you at first meant the grunting kek the audio of his screams are stuck in my mind for some odd reason. Very recognizable And its so gay how people always instantly try to pick someone up when someone gets injured.
Duel of the abusers, no human with a vagina under or over the age of 18 is save today.
>>154969833I don't even want to know the comments in the other /tennis/ thread, when this was posted (_)
I see that you guys keep slandering Jodar for something that didn't happen. I don't wanna have to say it again but we all know already what you guys are doing.
what happened to /wta/?
>>154972573Will you stop this larp if jodar wins RG?
>>154972584Three is too many dedicated tennis threads. Accept that coom-content is the majority of /WTA/ appeal. Even peak Naomi or Serena wouldn't have appealed to them.
>>154972607Tbh if you look at the womens football thread they dont even pretend t be about anything other than that.The separation should be so obvious from such twitter stans tier freaks.
Jodarev could be just two hours away, if the women's matches are fast straight-set beatdowns.
I know many of you wait the all year for this month and ahead of us..Here's how it looks
>>154972761I only watch Halle, Wimbledon is a meme tournament. Top slow these days
>>154972761>menor>leheckin>musetti>darderi>la vache qui rit
>>154972761Halle is attendance moggin Queens this year
>>154970583Agreed. What are they supposed to do? Not want to win any anymore?
i want Andreeva to have my mutt babies
To honour the two women currently on Chatrier, I am watching ,,dog day afternoon''
>>154972808Wrong thread simp
>>154972785good.Halle is Mister Federer's background right?
>>154972814They just sucked his cock the most. I don't think he enjoyed playing there
One must become masters, instead of either Shangai/Bercy
>>154972828Why not alternate each year like our own dear Toronto and Montreal
>>154972828Queens wouldn't be optimal for us because they don't have a single roof. And I don't think their courts have the required seating capacity per the rules
>Amélie Mauresmo confirmed that no ball girls will be on duty for the first Quarterfinals match on Tuesday>It's part of my job to keep everyone safe and avoid any more unfortunate incidents
>>154972607And yet 57,000 soccer threads are allowed, with a third of those being Arsenal alone.
Or, make them a combined Masters, one half of the draw plays at Queens, the other half at H*lle. Finalists play a home and away tie at both
>>154972883kino
Wrong my bad. Queens centre hold ~9k (~4k for Halle court 1) TV just hides the main stand
I just want to see grug vs binner again apparently that's too much to ask
zverev in 3 and menshit in 4
Iga has a court named after her in this list.
Miami seems to be the masters with the smallest venue, little over 5k.Toronto and Cincinatti both around 12k
>>154972930oops my bad, over 14k.Smallest is Monte Carlo, seems like 10k is the absolute minimum for a centre court in a masters 1000.
one women's match over.let's go Zedbros
>>154972935
>>154972942>Zedbroswhat is that meme? Is it a Zoomer thing?
>>154972974Zverev has many nicknames.Most popular nowadays are Big Z, Biz Zed, Zed
Jodar plays like dopiner without the clostebol, so Zverev is fucked
>>154972996PCB had 11 bp to 2 in set 1 and led by a double break in the 2nd. Zverev shouldn't have a problem with the kid right now.
>>154972995I'm a Rev man myself
>>154973004Take a look at the weather and court conditions
Jodar in 5, the court looked incredibly slow at the Andreeva match. Big advantage for the better returner
>>154973018Zverev can hit big too. Zverev derangment syndrome is causing people to deny the inevitable.
>>154973033His forehand is shit and he's a bad returner. He needs his serve to be on point. Wet clay and high humidity isn't an advantage for a servebot
Zverev has choked every other time ergo he will choke this time.
>>154973044We shall see. Round by round people assure themselves that such and such player can stop the winningest active player under 30 whose brief departure from the apex of the game over a decade of play was a catastrophic ankle injury. Ruud is out so it has shifted to Jodar.Dread it. Run from it. Sascha arrives all the same.
>>154973033Hey g
cute boxes
>>154973113oh no Zedbros, I seem to recall it being in the 2,2x
>>154973074Well, history showed again and again that Zverev loses almost every big match. We will see if he can do the Ivanišević and win at almost 30 his first Slam
ZACO (Zverlingz always chickens out)
He won the Olympics which is bigger than a grand slam. GS doesn't matter
>>154973121To Dominic Thiem, Carlos Alcaraz and Jannik Sinner. This is a QF against a kid who was in Charlottesville last year.
he deserves it
>>154972745Unfortunately Svitolina is probably going to lose this set then win the second set
>>154972996>Jodar plays like dopinerI don't see it
Why isn't this a not before match?
>>154973162Night session is a separate ticket on Chatrier. Money printer.
>>154971853>>Matteo Arnaldi has spent 𝟏𝟕 hours 𝐚nd 𝟓𝟒 minute on court to reach the quarterfinals at Roland Garros.>>It's by far the record. Certainly since 1991, when this data started, and likely across the entire Open Era based on a statistical inferenceMeanwhile Zverev not even 9 hours
Who would win, motivated Grug or motivated Kyrgios?
>>154973247Motivated Kyrgios simply because of his serve
>>154973247Prime Kyrgios chops grug 2, 2 and 3 in front of the King
>Svitolina breaksAaaaaaaah
>>154973209The fuck
I wonder how Germany is living this RG!Wheb was the lady time they had a slam champ on the men's side? Since Becker?
>>154973317Becker in 96 yes.30 years of hurt
>>154973317Nobody really cares, we have the best ice hockey player in the World, the most dominant basketball team and even a UFC Champion and they get barely coverage. Everybody is completely focused about the World Cup. Zverev has chosen the worst possible tournament to be a potential Slam Champion
>>154973339>Everybody is completely focused about the World Cup.not really a lot of people have already made their views known about how shit that will be. Oh course once it gets under way they may well resume the usual thing because that is how it is, but the WC isn't in peoples minds at the moment expect as memes on how bad it is going to be.
>>154973388That might be true for the UK, but here in Germany we will have a crazy amount of people watching. Turkey is playing the first time since 2002, Tatort the most watched crime series in Germany is in early summerbreak because of the World Cup and compared to other teams we have good kickoff times. I would be surprised if not at least 20 million people will watch our matches like usually
>>154973425Theyll watch germanys matches especially for the public viewing events experience, but not the rest.
>>154973317Tennis is not a widely popular wport and women fans seem to focus mainly on wta players.Zverev is not as widely popular as you might think. Youll hear him discussed on and around the tennis courts but thats it.
Sigh… flying today again on the fun matches day.I guess watching arnaldi clutch it versus tiafoe was kind of cool though
Glory to the Heroes
>>154973462Were they actually Italian or just racist French?
wtf is keeping the domestic abuse derby
>>154973209- Djokovic's iconic Wimbledon celebration- Kuerten's 2001 RG celebrationGrug knows his tennis
Tennis time
>>154973539The ballkids are still putting on their padding and rapewhistles
>>154973209incredibly peculiar buck
The battle of the psychopaths...
The cunny crusher against the milf molester
end of the road for jodar
>>154973593
2 for 2 on kino cinema, gotta say
We will see if the reckless youth or the experience of the old man Wil prevail
HE GRABBED THE KIDBY THE HANDTHIS IS NOT A DRILLCALL THE POLICE
>inb4 3:0 super slurper
Every Sasha coin toss reminds me of the time he lost the toss but lied and said he won
VGH
>that dropshotWhat the fuck is Z doing
There's a case to be done about Zverev's 22 RG level being the 2nd highest of the decade, here in RG, after Nadal's 2020
>>154973699>only a set lostElite
>Zverev's 22 RG level being the 2nd highest of the decade, here in RG, after Nadal's 2020Kek
One of the balkids is female. This is emotional genocide
Jodar already trying to tire the old man
>>154973756Dishonest tennis
Jodar's face is full of confidence today. Very good. He was mentally disturbed during the first 2 sets against Busta, which is normal after how they put the axe on him.Him being from the south of Madrid, the extreme heat was an asset for him. Let's see Zverev endurance.
Oh dear
It's zo over
Why the fuck does he keep coming forward, that's not his game
>these stops
>>154973772Of course he's more used to the humid conditions today, he is also a decade younger
I dont think the gf beater is winning this bros
This ain't no peak Zverev
>>154973805That was not his girlfriend, just a random ball girl.
>>154973807>>154973794its looking so grimm
>>154973666>666>CALL THE POLICEthis reminds me of an old joke about Australia having upside down police
>>154973699the basher of bonzithe mauler of machacthe harbinger of halysde jackboot of de jong
>>154973803indoor should favor Zverev though, he just needs to get his nerves under control
>>154973811He imagined a life with her when she passed him a ball.
If the US Open is a hard courtWimbledon is a grass courtFrench Open is a clay courtSurely to make it equal the Australian Open should be a carpet court. After all Federer is no longer playing pro tennis and has 0 say in decisions
>>154973817Is this closed roof today?Holy sovless asterisk
Jodar clearly the better player but does he have enough in the tank after the last 2 5 set matches? Zverev is fresh and usually has no problem going the distance.
Rafael Jódar doesn't even have a team with him yet, it's just him and his father. The Spanish federation had to send a doctor like if he was a criminal without a lawyer. Father and son against the entire world.
>>154973827that or the USO back on Har-Truit will never happen though, the shitty master 1000 in Arabia will be hard court again, and we'll have less and less variety
unf
>>154973830He's 19, at 19 you can do an all nighter and don't even feel anything. I would worry much more about the 30yo boomer with diabetes
>>154973830Actually, Jodar has been outpacing opponents that were for long stretches of the game the better players.Happened with Michelsen, happened again with PCB (aside from PCB reopening an injury)
>>154973827>carpetWood would be good
>>154973842Put it under the spoiler faggot
>>154973851Cement
>>154973846That's true, fresh or not, Zverev can't literally survive long matches because of his diabetes.
>>154973829it's raining in Paris anon, rain delay on other courts, not much of a choice
>>154973830>better player>needing 5 sets to beat shitters.
>>154973851Carbon fiber
Zverev looks defeated, pack it up
>19 yo playing his first rg? Noooo! Give me lucky losers and french wildcards!!It’s ok Sasha, there’s always next years bitpanda open
Zverev's forehand is too shit compared to Jodar's shotgun. It was clear that Zverev will not have a high chance to beat him.
>>154973870the grounded up corpses of marsupial roadkill and desiccated giant spiders,
did tnt just lose audio?
Am I the only one who loves watching live sports in Russian? Russian is such a beautiful language. Of course, the world decided to put the axe on them too but whatever.The language is very beautiful and they usually put a lot of passion
It's Zverover
I think nobody except for the Ethiopian believed Zverev would win today. The experts all predicted a win for Jodar under these conditions
There's always Wimbeldong around the corner Zedking.Chin up
UH OH STINKY
>>154973890can you understand Russian?
>>154973890Yeah, the language sounds good>>154973896Yes, he's surely the favorite wi
>>154973894Nah, I watched Jodar's shitty last match. I'm also betting on Sasha, ad start or not.
None of these bums are beating Fonseca btw
Damn I should have bet on jodar but got scared of all the money coming in on zverev
>>154973903If you want to put your faith in the diabetic choker do it. Better odds and more money for me
Zverev's complete inability to assert dominance is why he will never have the aura of a winnerYou might as well be watching Khachanov
>>154973903>>154973908Just woke up, Zverev is down 4-2, what the fuck is his problem?
Love that Jodar is more of a gentleman than the rabid dog Nadal
>>154973912Pecho frio
>>154973915Does he know?
>>154973912He's calibrating.
I'm really not sure about this "rating Zverev" gimmick some of yall are doing
>>154973912Slow conditions, his serve isn't working and his weak forehand can't penetrate the court, everything turned out like I predicted
>>154973908I have absolute faith in that he won't actually choke until the final, when he will lose shamefully to Cobolli.
>>154973854?
>>154973925They're either imbeciles like the Ethiopian or LARPing
It's Hoddovar
Zverev just spent two whole days with Salma Hayek, he's tired.
Jodarbros... the ball girls have rigged it against us
>>154973934personally I'm team imbecile, I really think Zverev is the better player, for now
Hmmm based
>S-surely 19 the year old kiddo will beat Lord Zed
Who are you rooting for, the girlfriend beater or the little girl shover?
>>154973972I just hope they both have fun
>>154973977kek
>>154973972>the girlfriend beaterourguy for sure, I have nothing against little girls
You can think he will win but you can't think it makes him a good player.
The ball girl incident has really ruined watching Thalidodar for me
>>154973969Put your mother under the spoiler faggot
>>154973992Why do you hate big Z so much, bhai? He's your best player since Graf
>>154973982>t. /tennis/ poster
I am a Z believerHe's starting to ease into the match
rafa cuccitini
classic Zverev
Time difference on court for Zverev x Jodar===================ZverevBonzi - 02:08Machac - 01:48Halys - 03:07de Jong - 02:14===============JodarKovacevic - 01:34Duckworth - 03:22Michelsen - 04:16Busta - 03:41=================Difference: 03:36No one has ever managed to overcome such a massive time difference on court at a Grand Slam QF.
No seriously why does he keep dropshotting when he's in position to just hit a clean winner
>>154973994Because he's a serial choker. We don't need old players, we need a future challenger for Sincaraz. Jodar and Fonseca are much better options than Zverev for that
That's Big Z for you: he first makes you feel safe and comfortable, and then he starts to take control and before you realize it, he gives you a brutal beating.He's also good at playing tennis, for what I've heard.
>>154973956>>154973982>>154973991It doesn't matter how much evidence you bring to the table, when they put the axe on you, it doens't matter. You show them the evidence and they become more steadfast
I'm with Zverev all the way. Jodar a shit.
With these amount of tiebreaks, is clay court tennis a solved game like chess?
>TBRIP Joder. you had your chance
>>154974017Jodar must pay the toll then, like Jannik and Carlos did.
>>154974023Stop it, Juan. He's a pedophobe.He will never be /ourguy/.
Please Jodar. Save tennis. Memerev simply cannot be a slam champion.
>>154974019And then after another choke he fucks his girlfriend and looks at the Lindemann tattoo
>>154974041This
Jodar looks like he has matured in the past couple of days, ditched the little boy cap and now looks like a man.
>>154974040
At this stage in a tournament if you take a risk shot and it actually goes out it is deserved you lose a set.
>>154974041Nah. The discourse then will be "Durrr,... Is Zverev the best player to never win a Slam? Hurrr..."Sometimes, a player having one single slam is more shameful than having none.
How do u say vamos in high german?
take the L Zverev haters
>>154974063Dasvidaniya
>>154974063Пoeхaли!
>>154974062>Is Zverev the best player to never win a Slam?Berdych erasure tbqh
>>154974069Kek
Zverev in 3Hodor will hold his door when he leaves the court
>the rumors about my death were greatly exageratedzverev, the motherfucker, is actually gonna do it
>>154974073That 2010 Wimbeldong though.Would have been best slam win ever
26-2 in rg tbs now
>>154974063Literally: „Wir gehen!“But as an exclamation more like: „Auf geht‘s!“ or „Los geht’s!“, „Ab geht’s!“ or maybe even „Vorwärts! (Forwards)“
>>154974084He lost one to Rafa and the other to which player?
>>154974085Or „Komm schon“, which is related to „come on“
>>154974084And one of the 2 is a his ankle breaker with Nadal, right?
Thunder and rain starts now in my city.
>>154974095No, that was the last point before the second tiebreak
>Zverev being clutch … this can’t be right. Something is wrong. It makes me even more suspicious. With this shitty line-up, he has to choke more miserably than ever before. This must be the prelude to that so that he looks even more ridiculous
>>154974084Damn
>>154974100That's just Zverev's serve+1
>>154974073Zverev is the most decorated without a major
Teh court on Chatrier hates Zverev and decides to crumble whenever he has a chance to win
>>154974092>>154974095I want to learn a new language, which would be easier, French or German?
>>154974100Mine too!!
>>154974106More like Nagelmann's giving head to Sane
>>154974090Milkman
>>154974112As a native speaker of English, you will have an easier time with German since English still is a Germanic language with a Romance coating. Grammar and large parts of the vocabulary will be more natural to you with German, with a few treacherous exceptions. Assuming you are a completely clean slate regarding both, I think German is easier. I am not sure about pronunciation, though - and of course, it all depends on your individual strengths and tastes a bit. Both are doable, albeit much harder to get a grip on than English, which isn’t easy to master but very easy to get okay at
>>154974112Don't bother unless you get to apply it every day. My 8 years of French classes are are completely gone because I only went to France three times. Fucking waste of time. Should have picked Latin
HA?!? That was an ace for Sascha
Hodor sisters?
>>154974112>I want to learn a new language, which would be easier, French or German?What languages do you already speak?Both are hard for native English speakers because there are tons of conjugations and cases.
I iterate it. At this stage of a tournament if you make risk shots and it backfires on you, you deserve to lose the set. At that tiebreak Jodar at 2-3 did not need to place the shot near the out line Zverev was in the other side of the court plenty of real estate. Stop taking risks when its not necessary for cool points. You aren't Brahim Diaz
>photos of a tv taken from a phonewe can see the match bro
>>154974135Based Milkman
Zverev's backhand is a bigger weapon than Jodar's forehand.
Yoda feeling the pressure
>>154974173Let the kid play his game. More fun to watch a guy who goes for it than someone who plays it safe
You now remember Tennys Sandgren x Federer AO 2020
These shitty matches are not good for my depression
>>154974182I will never forgive him for what he did to the goat on a hot summer night in 2018
Bloody basterd bitch, they're killing my boy
>>154974148Hardest thing on French for me is pronunciation. I could understand 90% of a text, being a romance language and all, but the moment they speak humbles you back. That doesn't happen with Italian and Portuguese for example. The hardest are the nasal vowels.German is more concise with the way they write and talk. Far fewer exceptions and less language-specific sounds.
>>154974228Zverev might be a guy who says „Spaniard“ full of contempt, who knows …But it’s not over until it’s over. Especially with Memerev. If he weren’t such a monstrous KWAB, he wouldn’t be chasing his first slam anymore
Most undeserving Slam winner he'll be. The most disgusting vulturing ever.
>>154974254GET HIS ASS
See the difference? This is a Slam winning Spaniard.
>>154974254>Most undeserving Slam winner he'll be. The most disgusting vulturing ever.Nadal AO 2022.
>>154974254Will it even feel like a real win for him? Everyone good was injured or shat himself early.
>>154974263Someone make them kiss with AI
Shove her, Jodar! Push the bitch down!
>>154974238That is true, German is pretty phonetic apart from some weird 16th century developments like „ei“ actually being „ai“, or „ie“ just being a long i It’s just that it’s still very hard to speak German so well that people don’t immediately smell you are a learner. When I, as a native speaker, went to Bremen, multiple people immediately recognized that I am a Rhinelander even though I was speaking Standard High German. It’s quite easy to sound a bit retarded in German if you get the cases wrong and have a strange rhythm to your speech. In that sense, it isn’t easier than French, I‘d say - not necessarily harder either, I don’t know. But the link between writing and speaking definitely is stronger in German, that makes many things a bit easier
>>154974263He should be on a list
>>154974279Wrong thread
Jodar and I look alike (like a giant thumb)
>>154974279This is not /tennis/
>>154974275Should Alcaraz and Sinner renounce to their slams because Draper would have been serious competition without constant permainjuries? Should they put an asterisk on everything they won while Rune recovered?
>>154974288>>154974297:(
enough with the shitty stops Sascha
one step closer, Zedbros
>>154974307>Those late Djokovic titlesDisgusting Grug
>>154974299No. But I'd imagine it gives you so much more satisfaction and confidence when your blast your way through a high ranked draw and still are able to win
Fucking Spaniard with a Japanese waifu. Jesuschrist, that image made me so jealous that I wanna find that guy
>almost puts on an epic choke in the first set>awakens and completely stomps his opponent to go up 2:0Since this is Alexander „2m mental midget“ Zverev we are talking about, I am going to assume he will put on a total disasterclass and lose the next two just for the love of the game
>>154974307>2027>H.Rune
>>154974322There's value on that
>>154974318Sure, but the fact that didn't happen is exclusively the fault of Sinner and the other top rankers, not on him.
>>154974328Not if I bet on it lolI probably should do it to increase his chances of finally winning that slam. But even my witchcraft might not suffice for that, it is hard to trust this guy in this regard
Esto es el fin
>internet shits itself>come back>6-1 1-0Wew Zverev GOATing
>>154974336>Hungry Aliassime in the finalTougher than it seems
Jodar is supposed to be very strongmind, isn’t he? Zverev usually leaves a door open for every opponent, even if he is the obviously better player
My boy is getting destroyed. He really is.
>>154974299>Draper would have been serious competitionLol
>>154974307ynr>2015 wawrinka
This honestly looks like Madrid Zverv
>>154974345You jest but he's the biggest threat.
>>154974345Tough? Zverev would probably lose a final against the biggest bums on the planet, like me, as soon as he realizes he might win a slam if he doesn’t lose
Fuck you jodar
>Zverev wins 4 RG in a rowBest timeline
>>154974358I know
Is there really now way to improve tennis broadcasting in 2026? Judging the height and curvature of most shots is impossible from this perspective. Even in meme 4k
>>154974348His time will come. Zverev is an excellent player, extremely hard to beat unless you are Sinner/Alcaraz, or if there is a slam at stake. No shame. Losing a final to him would be shameful, though
>>154974358>>154974370You don't think it's Cobolli?
Fonseca is our only hope. Literally the only one in the draw deserving of a win.
>>154974348Rightfully after he brutally raped the girl on center court
>>154974383Zverev, protector of women! My hero!
>>154974373Just wait until every other slam copies what the AO has with its goofy ass Wii Sports shit
>>154974379He's the fav to make the final because he's the best clay player in that half. But the matchup is worse for Zed vs Felix in a high stakes situation.
>>154974380He's a Brazilian subhuman. After 2014 no Brazilian won anything anymore. It destroyed a whole generation of athletes. The German flag alone will make him piss his pants. Every set will end 7-1
>>154974389>But the matchup is worse for Zed vs Felix in a high stakes situationI disagree
>>154974394You mean every tie break
>>154974394Literally did what Zv*r*v could never do which is beating Djokovic in a Slam>MUH OLD DJOKBITCHExactly Zv*r*v should be fucking emberrased.
Should be Thiem
>>154974376>>154974383It's really hard for Spanish players to play abroad. The anti Spanish sentiment is incredibly strong. It really is. I recently watched a movie about a guy that goes to the netherlands to watch a UEFA game and he likes the city and decides to stay a little bit. And everybody calls him the Spaniard, full of contempt and disgust, and he can't make any friends. His only friend is a black dutch woman in her 50s that is also shunned for being black.Millions of people accused Jódar of being a child abuser. And it doesn't matter you show them all the evidence. It doesn't matter.
>>154974394This is the state of g*rman tennis, stealing russian talents, lmaooo
>>154974396Zverev is like a gigantic Zvajda who almost proved too much
>>154974389I don't entirely disagree with you but Cobolli has beat him on clay before. It's 2-1 for Z on clay
>>154974406>millionsIt's literally three fags on /sp/
it's jover
>>154974433t. probably says „Spaniard“ full of contempt and disgust
>>154974406And I thought the leftoids here who still cry about the conquista had a victim complex
>>154974448How does this even work? 90% of you guys are at least as Spanish as they are Aztec, right? So why be mad?
>>154974352Wawrinka played so well Djoko had no answer, just too much power. But it does show that Djoko makes the other player play at a supreme level.
>>154974457If it's like Brazilians, the whiter they are, the more anti-colonialism/portuguese they are
>>154974407But Italians are stealing Germans as well.
>>154974472João Fonseca probably claims to be 50% indio and despises Portugal, despite the two portuguese surnames and still wishes zilian spoke Guarani
This is death for no reason for the Jodar.And death for no reason is murder
>>154974481Fonseca, as most brazilians, is 0% European. Half indio, half black.
Looking forward to when/if Jodar gits gud. Fun to watch
>>154974499Dangerous German arrogance.
>>154974496He's so cute though
>>154974509Pocahontas was also cute
>>154974509>He's so cute thoughExaxtly because he's 0% European.
Zverev vs non-generational players =https://youtu.be/KFU-wXsRhic?si=z4KsRM4Jj6VI4RMe
>>154974515>Pocahontas was also cutePocahontas was anti-indio male propaganda.And it worked.
>no camera on pissed of HJodlershame
Let's get this shit started>"Spaniard"
Apart from a Tsitsipas defeat, Zed never really had shameful defeats here
Ouch, look at that poor ball girl. Jodar didn't have to hit her that hard. Oof that'll leave a mark. Wait, I think her tooth fell down. Dear God.
>>154974572And 34 year old Verdasco.
>"i don't really care"based blasé zverev. cool and calm
Good. It's not just a victory, but a victory for all victims of patriarchal violence perpetrated by the likes of Jodar.
Sometimes Zverev is simply too honest
>3 hour break
It only took 9 years and every experienced player exiting the draw but zverev is finally ready to win a slam
Jodar is a brutal murderer, happy he's gone
Finally, womanchildren can breathe again
Lel it started pouring just as it ended
Jodar with less time on court pretty much wins this desu. Zverev didn't do anything impressive other than servebotting against a no-legs kid.
What are the odds Menseca starts on time? I want to take a nap
Any Birmingham anons? Looks rained out
>>154974590Disagree, beating a child is a real achievement, just ask Jodar.
>>154974616how could you...
>>154974625Pretty sure mixed doubles will finish before 8pm
>>154974640>mixed dubsSiegemund farming paychecks. She was just playing ladies dubs
>>154974656Has to. With that face
With the end of his 5th match, Zverev has played 11h42 in total.Fonseca has already played 14h29.If Fonseca x Mensik lasts 2h30 (it will probably be the easiest game for Joao in the whole tournament), Zverev will have a 5h17 advantage over Fonseca.Let's say the impossible happens and Mensik loses in 5 sets and the match lasts 5 hours.Zverev will have a 7h47 advantage.This will probably be a record.
Maybe it’s that I didn’t drink since Friday but today I am finding the tennis and posts on offer in /gaytp/ really grating and uninteresting. I am spending a worrisome amount of time on healthier more productive efforts and I think I may need to start drinking again.
>>154974666We should cancel the Rolling Carrot to have three Grands Slams per year each lasting 3 weeks to give players appropriate rest time.
looks inevitable for big z if not now, then when?
Hearing reports of a shooting rampage carried out by a man screaming and shouting in Spanish. Dozens of young ball girls are reported dead.
>plays nothing till Wimbledon
>>154974666when youre 19 it doesnt matter as much you recover so quick
mental how much better zverev is den rest of tennis yet still mogged by sinner alcroth joker
>>154974811>when youre 19 it doesnt matter as much you recover so quickYes... but look this uphttps://web.archive.org/web/20241211143715/https://www.espn.co.uk/tennis/usopen16/story/_/id/17525397/2016-us-open-stan-wawrinka-overcomes-novak-djokovic-4-sets-win-us-openWawrinka, being 31, older than Djokovic, playing double the hours Djokovic did (18 x 9 ), managed to beat him in 2016 US Open Final.The thing is: Fonseca played in extreme heat and humidity.
Someone that watched the match where Sinner lost, what happened to him?, did he get tired or Cerundolo played too good?
>>154974886he choked biglyup 2-0, serving for the match a double break up in the third and still lost
>>154974919And the last 2 sets he lost 6-1. He must have stop caring or was too tired ow something.
>>154974406Not making friends is true for anyone regardless of ethnicity when they migrate to a Germanic or Nordic country. The reason is not really racism but the fact that those people are extremely socially awkward and don’t make friends out of school. You either go to school there or you are shut out of their clique.t. Lived in sweden for a few years.
>>154974869nuffink to do wiv anyfink. novak is like 30 in 2016teenagers recover easier than adults
>Novak old>Jannik finished and a heatlet>Charlie has a destroyed wristI don't see a reason why Sascha can't dominate the next 6-7 years and break Novak's Slam record
>>154975087>nuffink to do wiv anyfink. novak is like 30 in 2016>teenagers recover easier than adultsI'm just saying I might have overestimated the hours on court difference as a decisive factor.Even more as they'll only play again Friday.
>>154974919I just watched a highlights video and he didn't choked, he had some injury.
>>154975166His body just let him down, in his words. Started after the pre-match shower.
>>154975166Sinner said he had no energy and said it happens sometimes. so basically not an injury just no energy, he felt dizzy and probably should have retired once that 4th set was gone. Maybe he thought by luck the other player would choke despite having a pretty free ride to win. He wasn't that bad a player tho and it's pros not playing some college player who chokes when the winning line is in reach.
>>154975128kek, imagine him vulturing slam draws like this one for the next years like novak
You guys think 90 year old Rocket Rod could have won this RG with a wild card?
It can't happen Zverev can't win a Slam for the love of GOD Zverev CANNOT win a Slam FOR FUcKS SAKE
>>154975182He has serial killer physiognomy
Test
>>154975231No such thing
>>154975222Chill, Fonzie will take it, it came to me in a dream after his win vs the rude man.Still want Zerve to take it though.
a fit and firing raonic would bootyblast the rest of this tour
>>154974827He doesn’t really get mogged by Djokovic, they are fairly even. Djokovic can definitely beat him even at his age, but these matches are close, and Zverev has won a fair share of them. And the further in a tournament they meet, the more likely it is for Zverev to win since Djokovic cannot regenerate as well anymoreZverev does however get raped by Sinner and Alcaraz every single time. Especially Sinner, he has had some close bouts with Alcaraz and even won a few times at least. They are clearly better than him, but by now, this is also psychology. Zverev is a mental midget and cannot picture himself beating these two, so they always beat him all the more clearlyEveryone else is worse than Zverev and has been worse for many years. Quite considerably, even. But as soon as Zverev has something of value to win, he loses to anyone regardless of skill. He really is the biggest choker ever
>>154975296>retired and no one caredGrim just like Berdych
>>154975296I thought he had won a big title or two.Fucking tough era, player like him got zero
>>154974406Just started watching this flick and in one of the first scenes the main character is in a bar saying dutch people are the same as germans and the dutch female bartender asks the group of Espanyol ultras: "are you guys moroccan?"Over for Spaniards.
>>154975314Berdy won a big one. Both him and raonjc would have 15 big finals from 2016-2026
>>154975208Looking forward to the ‘this is a weak era zverev is dominating not like the strong era of 2018-2023’ posts
>>154975352Dutch people are Germans, though. And yes, I am willing to elaborate It has nothing to do with our states
>>154975332No one will ever break his record thougheverhttps://streamable.com/r8jrbt
>>154975383>And yes, I am willing to elaboratePlease do.
>>154975392Oh shit, I didn’t expect you to say this. Let me eat dinner first, please. Then I will gladly oblige!
>>154975314both played in the toughest era of tennis, both would have around 3-5 slams in any other era
Jannik said the heat didn't affect him because he got used to temps in Monte Carlo and Rome but that he was ill and still wanted to play. Then why didnt he just give the guy a bye if he was ill?
>>154975296then it's a shame he went to the temple to practice with the money changers
>>154975540He thought he could win even with that handicap And he almost did.
>>154975540I don't buy that. He was mogging JM until he hit a wall, and that wall was no doubt a heat crash. Your reserves dwindle away faster than you think in intense heat.I guess he doesn't want future opponents to zero in his vampire-like weakness to the Sun.
Who here Jakub?
>>154975608I believe. He's my Frankenstein's Monster.
This guy needs a wimbledon qualies WCLost in Birmingham today. Beat a guy in qualies who went to the Wimbled 3rd rd.
>>154975629>6ft9Disgusting freak
>>154975640Tibreaks ain't free
>>154975605I would agree that if the heat wasn't as intense as it was even tho Sinner said it wasn't really hot then he would have served that out even with an illness. So it was a factor because any illness is going to be compounded on energy levels if your body also has to deal with the heat. Maybe there was nothing he could have done apart from trying to win fast before his body gave up, that was what he tried an he was one game from achieving it even tho his body was struggling in the third set at 3-0. 5-1 tho and serving for the match even his serve couldn't do the job, he was finished from that moment on.
>>154975640when the chinese start genetically breeding 8 and 9 foot 300lb monsters that can serve 100% first serves at 200mph and only have to break once per set it's over ;)
>>154975664Why couldn't these 7ft guys make a Final at Wimbledon?Can Opelka still do it?6ft8 Kevin Anderson is still the tallest Wimbledon Finalist.
>>154975605This. He needs some nutritionist-bio rytym whatever to figure out why his system collapses so hard.Maybe its just the gluten and chocolate kek
>>154975747De Minaur vs Opelka at Queens is probably a good example. Slice murders giants on grass. In general the ball stays low enough that they have difficulty breaking and returning.
>>154974745If not here, then where?
>>154975747He also reached a US final Isner was the more well rounded one, as seen by his RG results
25 minute warning
I want gif of Isner-Nadal match.I like to see my tennis idol suffer.
>>154974406>>154975352The two males Spaniard characters just kissed. Twice.
>>154975747Unfortunately Opelka is mentally ill
Joãkub Fonsik will be a better match
>>154974023the journalist that asked such question wants to instigate hate and death threads against players and their families. It is the same journalist that tried to trick Alcaraz when he played against Fonseca. The same journalist that attacked rybakina, raducanu, etc. I'm surprised ATP and WTA do nothing about it. If I were a player I would take legal actions against him, it is not about ego, it is about being safe.
>>154975892>It is the same journalist that tried to trick Alcaraz when he played against Fonseca. The same journalist that attacked rybakina, raducanuWhat did he do?
Hope Fonzi wins just to put this to bed when Zed beats him. There will be no asterisk slam.
>>154975716Imagine if the chinks cared about tennis
This is it Zverev bros.First Grandslam win.
Lets go Johnny Fonz
>>154975903fonseca fans where cheering for fonseca. the journalist framed the question in a way to create hate. journalist said something like, 'Carlos you have been silenced fonseca's fans who attacked you, blahblah.' Carlos said:' I silenced nobody, brazilians were cheering for him, not booing me'the mofo just wants to instigate and manipulate people.
>>154976034>the mofo just wants to instigate and manipulate people.That's every journaloid tbqh
Actually fucking insane stat. Why has nobody talked about this before>>154975892By the way that fag journo is Rothenberg and Zverev has successfully sued him for spreading bullshit.
>>154976034Well, to be fair I wouldnt be surprised if brazilian fans were shittalking Alcaraz. Last NT match in Maracanã they were calling Vinis ex-gf a whore and Vini had to ask them to stop. They were doing it simply because she broke up with Vini after finding out he cheated on her.
>>154976050>insane statMeant Zverev's tb record at RG.
cam on men chic hit some fakkin balls
Are Sincaraz already washed? I don't see them rivaling Fonseca, Jodar or Mensik in the near future
The new big 3 ends here
>>154976112I don't rate that bait
>>154976112Charlie will still win a lot of slams when he feels like caring and isn't busy playing golf. Sinner will start winning slams again once Rothenberg successfull convinces the ITF to turn slams into bo3 tournos.
>>154976112lol, lmao even
>>154976062idk. I don't think it is a brazilian fans issue. As I've told you the mofo is trying to create problems for all the players without rhyme or reason. Just for the sake of instigate hate.
who are /we/ rooting for?
>>154976168The guy who took out two of the top four pre-tournament favorites.
>>154976168The state of zoomers.
>>154976181Juan Manuel Cerundolo isn't playing (he took out Binner and the Landaluce)
>>154975392>>154975418Alright!German in German is "Deutsch". Notice how similar it is to "Dutch"? For centuries, the Dutch referred to themselves as "Diets" as well. The term "Dutch" was historically used for both the people in the Netherlands and the German Empire and successor states well into the 20th century. For example, German-American baseball legend Hans "Honus" Wagner was called Flying Dutchman. Or the Amish, they speak Pennsylvania Dutch, but it's based on Palatinate dialects rather than DutchAll of these terms eventually go back to the same root. It means "belonging to the people"Standard German and Dutch are separate (but very closely related) languages, but both are artificial book languages. They are different because politics ended up separating them. Before the 16th century, though, these areas were under the same crown for almost a millennium, and they were not treated differently: it was called "Regnum Teutonicorum" (Realm of the Teutons/Germans). People from there were treated equally by outsiders. When Hadrian VI, a Dutchman, became pope, Italians seethed about his "tedescha rabbia", German furyThe people in these lands spoke tons of different dialects that greatly differed, but formed a continuous zone of general intelligibility, albeit barely. German/Continental West Germanic is very diverse. These dialects didn't have anything to do with the modern German-Dutch border; you can still see that today. All of these areas were divided into various small princely states, there were no two countries in their modern form. They went separate ways in the 16th century because of dynastic choices (primarily by the Habsburgs, they split into two lines), not because they were different people. As such, the line between them is not a cultural/ethnic oneThat's part one of my rant. I can go on. Thanks for listening. You asked for it. Not jokingly, I hopeAnd again, I don't want to annex them. Their state is better than ours
I don't like memeseca or memesick because /atp/ overrates them
Crisp fh winner to end the match
>>154976112I was thinking about this in a previous comment I made yesterday. 10 years ago with the Big 4 it would be nigh on impossible for them to be out before the quarters. Now a lot of the players in the Top 10 seeds are out before the 4th round with one didnt even bother competing. Either this years French Open is an anomaly, the talent gap between the Top 50 has now narrowed or the Sincaraz is now being replaced by a new generation of what I term late zoomers like Fonseca, Jodar etc.
>>154976168he sees this>>154966951
Hoping this goes for 5 hard and long sets
>>154976207Mensik doesn't get that much hype?
>>154976220
>>154976210>muh Jodar fearhandBig Z outhit him
>>154976168I don't rate Czech players because they're made out of glass (includes Korda)
>>154976228how do you explain Nelly Korda being elite?
>>154976222Compared to the Fonz? I don't think so
Why would you even support Fonseca anyway? Hes a nepo baby i like working to middle class to riches stories not some player who got in because his daddy is the CEO of a hedge fun
>>154976233lurk more maybe
ok so Mensik is a servebot
>>154976240Here's a secret: 99% of successful tennis players are nepo babies
>>15497624099% of tennis players, hell pro athletes in general, are nepo babies.
>>154976231>womeme's sports
>>154976240Is there a single (good) tennis player currently who has a working/middle class background? I thought tennis was a sport for rich people in every country.
>>154976215kek
>>154976240>nepo babyI feel like this term has lost meaning same with "racist"
>>154976260Tiafoe but it rides on your definition of good
>>154976260Tiafoe's dad was unironically a janny at a tennis facility. >inb4 but I said good
>>154976244eh weak evidence. That post at the bottom even puts Fonz and Fils ahead. That big post just lists a bunch of u20s. Obviously he has some hype but not that much.
>>154976267>>154976269Thats fair.
How come there's so many good Czech players but only one good Pole (HurkACK, and I guess Janowicz once)?
>>154976260Alcaraz dad was a tennis administator and his mam worked in Ikea.Sinner's dad was a chef and his mam was a waitressThose are pretty working/middle class jobs and you don't make much as a tennis administrator. And their sons are successful players
>>154973772Spaniards are white
>>154976279i dont know that poland is good at anything in particular
really dislike the way Fonseca plays.Too agressive, just not comfy at all.Let's go Jakubi
>>154976266>t. racist nepo baby
>>154976279Poles only play World of Tanks
>>154976279>one good Pole
>>154976282lol Sinner's parents are loaded and he spent his early youth skiing before he switched over to tennis
>>154976279There really should be better Czech players. Mensik can lead the way. It would have been Lehecka but he's dogshit
>>154976279
>>154976314Mensik, Lehecka, Machac all made out of glass. The burger above is right.>>154976323The absolute state of womemes finals
>>154976201So, to continue a bit moreThe term "Netherlands" is a geographic description of flat land. It is the basic collective description of that area, but it isn't perfect because of what I said earlier. For example, the area of the state of Limburg is very hilly compared to the rest of the Netherlands. The people there speak a dialect that is very different from the Standard Dutch variety. Many Dutch people will gladly (half-jokingly) say these people are not Dutch. Limburg and the rest of the modern Netherlands were only united once and for all in 1867 btwOn the other hand, the Lower Rhine area in modern Germany is flat as fuck. And it is historically called "Niderland/Nederland". For example in medieval German poetry: Siegfried, the greatest Germanic hero of them all, is from the town of Xanten in - as the text says - the Netherlands. That was centuries before that state existedSimilarly, there is a Dutch region called "Gelderland". Where is Geldern? In the Lower Rhine area of GermanyHere is a classic dialect map. You can see how little the border matters. People in Duisburg and Düsseldorf in Germany traditionally (not really anymore) speak something that is very close to Dutch. There is great variation even between that, but it belongs together. Meanwhile, large parts of the Netherlands traditionally speak Westphalian/Lower Saxonian dialects traditionallyAll of that, our shared history and traditional language, makes me believe that Germany and the Netherlands cannot be separated on ethnic lines. This is a modern dynastic border development covering a way older structure. We have moved apart because our standard languages are different now, but that can't be all there is to itThe German-speaking language area consists of many different dialect areas and cultures. Bavarians and Holsteiners? They're very very different from each other. Rhinelanders and Saxonians. I think the Netherlands fit in there quite nicely. Culturally/ethnically speaking
>>154974406>*watching a mario casas movie*anon is a fag
>>154976260Probably all argentinians players came from humble origins.
>>154976279Because Poles are Catholic Jews and they suck at sports
It's pretty amusing seeing the Brazil fans having to stfu therefor COME ON MENSDICK
>>154976348My Brazilian neighbor is watching the game rn. Not because he has a profound interest in tennis but because theres a Brazilian playing.
>>154976358activate the nanas
>>154976358You now realize why there is only one remaining Serbian flag ITT
Told yall Mensik would stop the Fonz.
>>154976358Are you living in a favela? btw favela I bet they're all watching in Fonseca's favela
>>154976313I heard both versions about him: Sinner's family is loaded and Sinner's family is economically humble.idk what's true.
>>154976389>I heard both versions about him: Sinner's family is loaded and Sinner's family is economically humble.>idk what's trueHis family was always rich.
>>154976279Ice hockey is their biggest sport and the physically weak and shit just switch from the stick to the racquet
>>154976389They're humble in the way they're South Tyroleans who spend their time in the mountains and don't walk around with expensive jewelry and cars. But in order to sustain that kind of lifestyle you need cash. A lot of it. Ski and tennis are expensive as fuck.
Mensik kinda looks like Frankenstein
Feels like the tournament has deflated so much with the cold realisation that Zverlingz will dogwalk anyone in his path.
>>154976401Explains why Czechs also like their baseball too
Fonsecabros...
>>154976398>>154976406ok, so they have money but don't brag about it. that's what I understand about it.
These sunblocker ads with Sinner crack me up
>>154976410I see it, in the hair/headband line
>>154976422>Zverev>dogwalking anyone when a slam is at stakeCome on, you know him by now
Jowl von Sexa ist kaput mwaaahahahahaha
Okay, if I'm Memerev, who of these two is the worse opponent for me and why? Apart from the fact that we're getting dangerously close to a slam now, meaning anybody is a bad matchup for Zverev
>>154976458This faggot looks like he would get exhausted after playing two hours in 32 degrees
>>154976458GET IT?? BECAUSE ORIGINAL SIN WAS EATING THE APPLE SO CLEVER BILLIONAIRE FASHION COMPANY
>>154976201>>154976333Thank you for the free lesson.What about Denmark? Sure the language is nowhere near as close to german as dutch, but ethnically they are probably about the same.If you're from Northern Germany you probably look closer to the average Dutch/Danish person than the average South German, no?
>>154976471Fonseca has the more passionate fans, could be more annoying to play against the Brazilian monkey
>>154976471mensik's servebotting when the roof is closed is probably more scary to him tha joe's fhs
>>154976481Where are these fans now? Seems they only show up on ground pass matches
Jãobros... it's over.
New>>154976514
>>154976505yes, those are the only matches most real fans can afford. you guys always shid and piss how stuffy fans are on main courts.....
Are white Brazilians considered upper class/posh? Like how fennoswedes are considered superior to Finns in Finland.
>>154976479The Scandinavians are a funny situation. Technically, the northern German (Low German, that includes Dutch in most ways) dialects are closer to the Scandi languages than Standard High German, which is 99% based on Central and High German dialects, mostly Saxonian and Franconian. It's the line with maken-machen in the map. Many features of these northern dialects are similar to Danish. Ethnically, the spectrum definitely shifts as well quite a bit. So yes, northern Germans who are in sync with older customs will be more similar to these people than to South Germans. Including geneticallyThe thing with Denmark is that they were always a separate realm - well, after the great migration period and the beginning of European history as we understand it today at least. You can include them if you try hard enough, but then you basically have to go full pan-Germanic mode and also include the rest of Scandinavia. The influences and exchanges are there, but here you can draw a history-based line between the two entities, and it shows in other ways as well. It wouldn't be completely ludicrous to say the Low German areas belong with them instead, but that's historically nonsense
>>154976333>>>/wta/
>>154976201>>154976333i knew
>>154975202After so many tournaments won and so many matches having such a great level it's normal that his body reaches a point where he can't keep going.
>Mensik post-match interview:>“Being in the semifinals is great, especially at such an important tournament, full of Braz..French people.” (laughs)>“Zverev has lost his last six matches against Italians?Maybe I’ll just tell him ‘pizza,pasta,daje Roma’ and I’ll increase my chances”
test
>>154979229wtf i always knew czechs were insanely racist and deserved Heydrich's genocide
