Ok fellas, after an exhaustive search of all 30 clubs in the league, these are the only /mlb/ sanctioned clubs. If your club is not listed, you must return to discord, reddit, bluecry, etc:>Braves, Padres, Cubs, Rangers, Marlins, Rays, Brewers, Astros, Angels, RedsThank you for your attention to this matter.prev: >>154958947
doyers
dodgers
Now that the dust has settled, which MLB teams didn't engage in the fag month shit at all?
>>154969340>leadhead teams>sanctioned by the genny
Joe Ryan is out for revenge and Mune isn't here to save us ;_;
>>154969356In the OP: Braves, Padres, Cubs, Rangers, Marlins, Rays, Brewers, Astros, Angels, Reds
*turns a routine groundout into an argument about "how they used to play" at the local diner*
I’ve been a Dodgers fan longer than some of you have been alive. i went to a Dodgers World Series game in the womb. I chose to be a Dodgers fan. I’d choose to bleed blue all over again. I love my Dodgers.I’ve also been gay since before I was born. May not have realized it, but it’s who I am and have always been. I’ve been out for 27 years. I’ve been married for 5 1/2.I am more than a gay man. I am more than a Dodgers fan. But they are both me. And they are my communities. To feel like I belong, that I am accepted, that I am embraced, means everything to me and so many others.And fuck you if you have issues with that.Happy Pride Month. And Go Dodgers.
>>154969371thanks, I'm retarded
>>154969340Seething Tennesseeans kek
>>154969356Caring about this is gay as fuck.
>Chandler Simpson gets an owie on his lip and leaves the gameIs this a sport for pussies or what?
>>154969354Ass too big
>>154969379Sorry kike, I choose to vote with my wallet
I am almost at my 1 year anniversary in a 10 year old relationship and have never had sex ama
>>154969379t. team didn't make the list
White Sox fans are about to get a brutal reality check in June.
>>154969354What do you even do with a girl that has a bod like that? Its too much pressure
Yankees.
wait is softball on
We should do a cocks out in June thing where all of /mlb/ posts our cocks haha it would be funny haha
Tits > ass If you disagree you’re a thirdie
>>154969390its a shame she just posts thirst traps on OF
>>154969431Hilarious anon. Keep posting please. Everyone enjoys you
>>154969431haha noooooooo dont post cocks that would be so gay haha
ya so the rays are not who they say they are
>>154969440tits = still subconsciously breastfeeding, havent matured into adulthoodass = matured and subconsciously looking for a breeding partner
my college ball club is winning
>>154969458I mean we knew they were short of starting pitching. Griffin Jax is not an mlb level starter. Can’t believe they’re won as much as they have with an injured rotation and inconsistent bullpen
Even Chapman wasn't sure if that one was gone lol
For me? It's feet. It just is.
DILLON DINGER
>>154969379>"Caring about this is gay as fuck," I typed. >Little did /mlb/ know that I was seething. My team did not make the list.>I had to go back. Back to le heckin' epic bacon Reddit, where I belong.
>>154969479Feet are only acceptable because they’re attached to legs, which are the best
>>154969479
>it was the Rays lead by 5.5 games
>>154969458they were always frauds
Metsiners
ass, tits, legs in perfect harmonious bubble and tear drop shapes are for me. It just is. Size need not be important. Proportionate if you will.
>>154969516take the hetero talk elsewhere bud, its pride month
Is there any other team that's as injured as the Chicago White Sox right now?Shane Smith - supposed to be the Ace but performance cratered due to playing through injury, is currently out injuredMike Vasil - supposed to be BP allstarKyle Teel - literally the best player on the entire teamBrooks Baldwin - Supposed to be outfield allstarTanner McDougall - promising young infielder prospect called up then promptly injured shortly afterAustin Hays - veteran outfield depth so we wouldn't need to rely on washed BenintendiEverson Pereira - OF prospect with pop who at least would be better than Luisangel AcunaNoah Shultz - supposed to be top rotation prospectDrew Thorpe - supposed to be top rotation prospectJordan Leasure - high leverage RP performance cratered due to injuryJordan Hicks - RP injuredAnd of course the biggest blow that just happenedMunetaka Murakami
>>154969530Not in this genny sis. Take it back to the 'cord
tarps off for harambe
little chance for the rays to muster a comeback.
>>154969540The Mets
>>154969540>Jordan Leasure - high leverage RP performance cratered due to injury>Jordan Hicks - RP injuredThese are phantom IL stints on guys they've given up on.
>>154969540The Seattle MarinersCal Raleigh being out is more impactful than that entire list, and don’t even get me started on Brendan Flyover
>>154969540Wow June is going to be rough month for the Pope Sox
>>154969573True
America's Tigers are winning this baseball game
>>154968190>Garver
>it’s a “bad teams start winning the second a new month starts episode
seattle mariners
>>154969357I'm literally a girl
>>154969609It's him and Pereda every other day until Cal gets back.
>youre on the air, tell us what Pride means to you
Baseball is gay, and that’s a good thing.
>>154969621Everything
>>154969621Hi Mike, first time long time, just wanna say I'm proud of the mets. I'll hang up and listen.
STRUCK him out
>>154969637True. Whole lot of ass slapping going on, very homosexual behavior.
>vagiants
>>154969621/mlb/ skates for black trans lives
Baseball is not for everyone.
>>154969392THIS is the gayest post so far today
>>154969655homosexual horseplay amongst teammates is literally the most heterosexual thing possible
>>154969666
>>154969666Y-yes, Satan
Fags probably wouldn't be so annoying if they weren't gay.
>>154969670Yeah and when they suck each other off it's just a "team building exercise", right?
>>154969416We know. A rough month isn't going to kill our chances either. We're going to have Mune, Teel, B.Montgomery, and Peoples by the All Star break.
>>154969689I think it’s the reverse. I can tolerate gays, its fags I have no tolerance for
>>154969464Hips make a good breeding partner. Hips. Not ass. Big ass just means she’ll be fat as fuck by 35
>>154969707>she’ll be fat as fuck by 35hopefully sooner!
Tarps off is cringe. There I said it and I feel better now that the truth is out.
been thinking about the Miz' nice ass fr, he surely will win the cy young right
>>154969418She’s on some guy’s yacht so the pressure is actually on her to perform
>Pablo Sanchez shows up>brewers score 7Honorary Brewer
>>154969621>to me, it means KILL ALL GAYS
>>154969723Damn imagine how many black dudes slide into her DMs lol
>>154969727It's cringe because there are no hunks doing it. Only skinnyfats.
>>154969694no thats gay. as long as the pants dont come off, a playful spanking builds rapport and camradarie
>>154969727it becomes cringe as soon as it gets picked up by the organisations and marketed/promoted
>Dick Lovelady>getting shelled on pride daykek fuck you straights
>>154969723
Why does /mlb/ the LGBTQ+ community? What have they ever done to you?
take it to the 'cord sis, this is a Yahweh fearing genny
>>154969769this
>>154969697Tomato tamato
>>154969727It was fun when it was only one fanbase doing it. It's dumb as fuck when everyone is copying them. Come up with your own shit.
>>154969769Lmao
no...NO!!!
>>154969727I think it's neat
every month is pride month on /mlb/
good thing my soxies are playing in an absolute dogshit division in the AL
>>154969723Stop glorifying obesity This woman is terribly unhealthy
>>1549697274chan is full of contrarians. Of course you all hate a fun, harmless trend lol
>>154969770LMAO FAGGOT
t-minus 1 hour 'till doyerball
>>154969727I don't mind it, atleast they are filling seats that are normally empty
>>154969540Apologize to Andrew!
NEW JERSEY YANKEES OF HOBOKEN!
IM GAY AND I LOVE MY CARDINALS
>>154969841I'm literally sat here counting down the minutes. And i'm white.
>>154969915are you one of those weird looking whites like the girl from die antwoord
I'm beginning to think everyone in /mlb/ is single and gay.
>>154969888The Lou is also where gay men love to have gay sex.
>>154969954Have Indians discovered St.Louis yet? "Poo in the Lou" has a nice ring to it
>>154969951I love my chubby girlfriend.
>>154969951Yea nothing worse than being a gay incel
>>154969915
>>154969915>>154969971my sides
>>154969958I think most teams do a Asian heritage night bundling everyone together, but if they did a Indian specific one that would be funny.
>Pablo Sanchez takes his seat>Brewers score 7 runs in the inning
Personally a big fan of both tits and ass. It's a dumb argument However shape >>> size for both
white sox getting dicked
rick mondayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY
>>154970004Bookmarked
Please Fucking help! Landoun Roupp was pitching really well until today and the Fucking Brewers just Fucked him up! Fucking how!?
>>154969968Based chub-loving anon
Joe Ryan is a bit strange. I like it when pitchers have a screw loose.
BENINTENDI
>>154970004Happy pride day white sox
>>154970019I didn't mean it!
anglels
should i watch metsies mariners or sneks doggies
>>154969970How could you even be a gay incel?I had a gay roommate in college and it was legitimately fuckin shocking how promiscuous that guy was. He had at least 2 new men at our house weekly. He swore he was a “normal” gay and not one of the sex addicts, which are extremely common
>>154970050>asking the /mariners lovers board/ who to watch you canadians are silly
>>154970050
>>154970050mets-mariners if you want to meme and troll them both, snakes-dodgers for actual baseball
>>154970051it's like thinking most trannies aren't shut-ins who've watched more anime and played more games than the whole general combined
tits are better
Are the Seattle Mariners a really strong fanbase on this Fucking forum? They seem to always show up and support their team.
>>154970081Nice rack. Too bad they’re attached to a bug
>>154969354who is this semen demon
>>154970051I once went out with some friends and a friend of one of them had a few and started talking about “the gay lifestyle”. I was legit disgusted.The whole idea that they are “just like you, love is love” is literally a psyop from the late 1980s. Look up the book “After the Ball”, there is a reason it’s out of print.
>>154970090
>>154970090/mlb/ is primarily a mariners boardthere are some doyer bandwagoners, a handful of anons from each team except maybe miami. /mlb/ is approx 15% mariners fans so they are way overrepresented
Go Fucking Mets!
gays are gay and so are instagram simps ITT
>>154970092Rude
jap girls > assless koreans
>>154970110When did they get so many fans? Was it their previous World Series appearance?
>>154970121what's that shit called where they un-chinkify their eyes and it has that weird under-eye bag effect
>>154969354Who the fuck is thisTell me NOW or I’ll rape you
>>154970152That's Cal Raleigh, he's taking some time off to relax and heal from his injury
>>154970135i've been to both multiple times. they can be pretty, but most girls there are ugly. rate of pretty is a little higher in korea
>>154970098Dude it’s insane. I can understand the temptation of infinite easy hookups, just could never live that way. No exaggeration that guy fucked ~200 men (that i knew of) in the two years we lived together. Overall he was a good roommate, clean and a great cook, but a couple times a week I’d have to wear headphones because he was banging some twink on party drugs until 2am. A couple times we got fucked up at bars and I’d ask him how he meets these guys. He got on grinder and could literally swipe right on a guy and have the dude at our place in 30 minutes. It was right after that PREP shit got big so he never used condoms. And he called himself one of the normal, non-sex obsessed gay men kek. They’re a disgusting people. This is what your team is celebrating today
>>154970094>>154970152who cares? it's just some random internet whore that popped up on my feed@emarrabb
>>154970098god, i hate gays
damn the tigers are cooked cooked
>>154969841MY DOGGIE DOOS
>>154970143PNW is full of socially awkward shut ins. Mariners fans were always gonna be over represented here.
dog 'em doers
Should I stay up and watch the mest marliners game? Honestly I'm too sad from tennesee losing in softball to do much of anything tonight.
>>154970189>anons prefer the bug over this
>>154969354
>>154970202Yes
lmao they actually think straight people don't have sex because they don't have anyahahahaha
Love you Metsbros…/we/ will be winning the game tonight thoughever
Popesox bros?
>>154970216reddit post
>>154970189god i wish i had a daughter like to this fuck black guys in front of.
>>154970218Can't win 'em all.
>>154970174oh she hangs out with jameliz
>>154970172Yep, pretty much the same story this guy said, and about how he fucks different dudes every time he goes to the gay bar and even though he is in a “relationship”, they just fuck other guys and every gay “relationship” is like this, and the twinks hook up with old faggots for the lifestyle. Oh and they are ALL on prep and none of them pay for it. Then you realize that you pay taxes to fund this endless homo cum dumpster lifestyle.If 10% of straight people actually heard this shit from an actual faggot instead of the “love is love” propaganda, they would be passing laws to throw them off rooftops.
>>154970216I genuinely think of you as subhuman
>>154970218Venable ain't the guy. Don't waste a contending year on him just because the team improved, like they did with Renteria.
itt: the most gullible and retarded facebook posters you'll ever meet
score runs
kirsten :)
>>154970245Sorry
>>154970245this is a friendster genny
>>154970235That was another thing. He’d start seeing a guy, introduce him as his boyfriend, they’d be obsessed with each other, making vacation plans and shit, then not a week later he’d have some random fag over. I’d ask what happened to the boyfriend and he’d skirt the question every time. Endless cycle.
>>154970172>After the Ball received a positive review from the historian Jonathan Kirsch in the Los Angeles Times. Kirsch described the book as "a curious call to the story boards and 30-second spots of Madison Avenue, a kind of sanitized upscale media radicalism", and noted that its authors admitted that they advocated propaganda. He described their proposals about how gay people should be depicted in the media as "propaganda on the highest levels of insight and calculation." He credited them with providing, "a wide-ranging and penetrating survey" of negative attitudes to gay people and homosexuality. Though he considered the book "uncomfortable" and believed that it contained rhetorical excesses, he wrote that he came to admire and enjoy it because its authors' provocative ideas and spirited language. He also noted that the book's graphic design was elegant and handsome.Think you just hate gay people, anyway go yanks!
>>154970229wtf WHO? lmao simp faggot
>>154970229>oh she hangs out with jamelizWe're not porn addicts. Are we supposed to know who that is?
>>154970229Ass is too big>>154970121Hips are too big>>154969723Too fat
>>154970229>jameliz and emarrabb just linked up!Need it or keep it?
Methinks /mlb/ doth protest too much
COUNTRY ROADS
>>154970281no, he's right. my gay coworker brings in freshly diced white children every lunch for his high protein gayboy rice bowls
>>154970098>Look up the book “After the Ball”,I never watched the whole thing but "Chicken Hawk" a doc from the 90s is fucking beyond disturbing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YYXnqXnP40
LGM
>>154970279>poster too gay
>>154970172>He got on grinder and could literally swipe right on a guy and have the dude at our place in 30 minuteswow grindr really is the doordash of faggotry
>>154970290is that michael jackson?
sneks
>>154970289Also “The Gift”. It’s crazy how (((they))) have just made all this stuff disappear to push the BS Will and Grace narrative. I mean the Matthew Sheperd story is totally fake too.
>>154970296He was an average looking guy too. Decent shape, 5’10, a 6/10 I’d say. One time I told him to swipe right ten times in a row on grinder and see how many matches he got. 9 of the 10 swipes were matches and 4 of them messaged him within 30 seconds with one asking to meet ASAP Gays are disgusting.
let's go let's go
ITFDB
>>154970229I'm tired bros... I'm about to turn 38 and my entire life outside of work still revolves around trying to get my dick wet. I've been a slave to unrelenting horniness since I was 15. When does this nightmare end?
Another Modelo coming up
I haven't been to a ploff game, do they still do the gimmicks in-between innings and on side of the field?
>>154970312imagine getting bit by one of these suckers
groundoutani
>>154970237Your opinion means nothing to me. Sorry bud!
It begins!
>>154970289that's really gross. thankfully, adult men have never (and will never) prey on young women
I just ate one (1) jalapeno cheddar dog and now my stomach feels diarrhea
>>154970331Lucky shit poster or is my broadcast 20 seconds late? I'm watching spectrum too, not streaming
Based marine layer keeping it in play
>>154970344why would you do that
>>154970328It would have to be very intentional, they make themselves very easy to avoid
>sheehan
>>154970332no one asked subhuman
>>154970361he got it
>>154970353It's really something.
>>154970328I almost stepped on this guy a couple years ago. Had earbuds in and was looking at my phone like an idiot
The Faggotbacks are the anti-poodres: solid starting pitchers, good offense, shit bullpen.
My team's collective anus is getting gaped to honor the start of pride month.
>>154970374sneks sneak up on ya
>>154970350im using mlbtv which is like a minute behind reality
happy metsiners night to those who celebrate
I fear Julio is in the early stages of a slump lads
TIGODS WINTHE SEASON IS SAVEDSKUBAL CAN HIT NOWTO THE PLAYOOOOOFFFFFSSSS
female umpie at the metsiners game
>>154970401>SKUBAL CAN HIT NOWdid I miss something?
>>154970397his entire career is a slump
doyercacas kek
>>154970408AOOGA
>>154970410Yeah white tarik is now white ohtani
Yep that hotdog just came out
>>154970274I know who she is because somehow she got Dana White to film a stupid tik tok sketch with her
>>154970440keep us posted
mookie slap!
mookie slappie!
mookie SLAP
mooksie slappy!!!
ok mookie got a blooper maybe the gay doyers will post about the ball game now
sportsnetLA feed is like a min behind the snek feed, is it worth hearing gay joe davis
Doyers customers are NPCsYou all say the same shit every day
>>154970452>>154970453>>154970454>>154970458Go away spammy tranny
>>154970465>customersi’m gonna start using that
>>154970469Eat shit!
>>154970469Based pride month hater
>>154970452>>154970453>>154970454>>154970458keep it up, dodgerchads
attaboy tuck
Damn great ab by Tucker
no outs 2 on in the first yeah it's over
>>154970462NO WAY
I only have 2 klarna payments left on my Ohtani jersey :)
>game is so boring the jackpot of some random price is shown in the scoreboard
>>154970452>>154970453>>154970454>>154970458based>>154970469cringe
wait, why are they cheering the tucker walk? this is arizona
Ouch!Metsbuddies.... that wasn't nice :(
Randy gets hit a lot
>>154970503that's dodger stadium east
BASEBALL - 100This teams "fan" base that cheers for routine flyouts and leaves if they are losing in the 5th inning
im changing to the xheattle game and i will be rooting for them
>>154970503Tucker is slumping so hard that anything that isn't a K or soft contact out is cheered
>>154970503there are more dodger fans than snek fans there
>>154970508welcome to being a black man
>>154970511who are the mest?
>tampon gay rays
>mets bringing in lefty OH NO OH FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK congrats on the win Metsbros see you tomorrow
just hit it high into the outfield
>>154970511who are, the chicago cubbie bears!!
>>154970511*buzzes in* What is,The Doyercacas, Alex?
>manaeaWelp. Ball game over.
>>154970462I would sooner cut my dick off than willingly listen to Joe Davis.
>>154970511who are the brewers?
>>154970524The rest of the world is vastly more racist than America yet we’re painted as the poster child of racist oppression
>>154970511who are the pooders
>>154970511Dem cubbie burrs
>>154970539Mariners can’t hit lefties besides the A’s shitters
>cutternot real
>>154970511who are the stinkees?
based miggy rodoyers on the board
Making the World Series was like winning the World Series for the Faggotbacks.
>>154970561i know i know
>>154969839>aaron judgei think your list is broken saar, go M’s
>>154970524This always makes me laugh since people don't realize that mlb is basically dominican league baseball
>>154970567>doyers on the boardahem...
way to go, you dumbfuck
>>154970503Arizona is Dodger territory
>>154970575Arent Dominicans racist? They hate Haitians.
Just give the Dodgers their annual NL West Division title and their spot in the postseason. The Poodres and Sneks are not catching them anytime soon.
>>154970589Everybody hates Haitians
>>154970589>Arent Dominicans racist?they hate non-whites
Watching the Dodgers? Mainers? No thank you, for me? Its gotta be the Angels/Rockies shitter bowl.
>>154970462The Dback announcers are surprisingly not bad.
mestbros....
>>154970589thats normal
bad call
>>154970549You guys just get offended easier
>>154970503A lot of LA transplants and Phoenix was Dodger territory before the Dbacks came into existence.
Holy fuck DFA Refsneeder already the guy is shit.
Does /mlb/ carry a blue square in case of Jewish hate?
xheattle..........
>when this hot day's done...
holy FUCK lads the email verification was bitch. Are all you 4chan pass users???Also, Refsnyder is bad.
>>154970610Give him another chance
>Refsnyder
>>154970612mine is rainbow right now but it will shapeshift back to blue next month
>>154970609>and Phoenix was Dodger territory before the Dbacks came into existenceit still is
>refsnyder gidp there has to be a rainier who can hit left handed pitching better than this -2 war cunt
>>154970609Also Phoenix is like a 5hr drive, I'd be tempted to make a short trip out of it if the series spanned the weekend
>>154970627I don’t get it. Explain the joke
I stand with Israel but not jews outside of Israel.
>>154970641 Peanuts
im smelling a walk off winner for my cardinals
>>154970503Arizona has no fans Phoenix is heavily transplants Mexicans are front runners who cheer for the defending champ
>>154970633Jerry paid him $6 mil and can't admit failure.
WE will surely win...right?
>>154970605Take it back NOW
>Shows an insane Suite filled with influencers not watching the game. Bravo Jerry
Calling it earlyBrewGODS
>>154970642The land in the Israel area isn't even that great or arable, just move them all here give them half of Iowa or some shit. Also baseball and jews are baseball fans.
>>154970668Where did you find this picture of me
>Jints
i am both for and against jewish hate. its complicated
>>154970397He just had three homeruns in three gamesGoing 0-4 one time after that does not constitute a slump
That was not a fucking strike
>>154970682All that positive run difference they gained yesterday just vanished like that
this guy gets it
>>154970670This guy is extremely punchable
>>154970682Brewers haven't even hit 1 homerun lol
>>154970686it is in st louis, sweaty
>>154970427That’s clearly a referee, not an umpire.
>>154970684He’s 0 for his last 7 Early stages of a slump lad
I don't get why fielders that pitch lollipop pitches when they could at least throw 70-80 mph. Most of them probably pitched in high school.
the mets broadcast just referred to garver as a "met killer" which is hilarious that anybody would fear this fucker
doubletani
standupdoubletani
>>154970704That doesn't sound right to me.
>>154970700Because they’re only pitching when their team is down huge and their sole instruction is “don’t hurt yourself”
ANDY P
>>154970633suxinerds is an epic failure
C O L T
>>154970700That's an easy way to blow your arm out
mest kke
>Jacob DeGrom on verge of 100th winCrazy he's this old and just getting there. Those shitty Mets teams must have cost him 40 wins.
>3-0 count >strikeout Never change Garver COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLTTT
dodgers on the board
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>SneksBAU BAU!
FAGGETNER kek
>>154970727I feel like Pereda's at bats are a lot better.
>>154970712>>154970719Oh FFS are we that fragile in the current year?
what happens to Brendan flyover when he’s back? Colt is better than him
Welp.
FAGGetNERS kek!!!
Sox lost, but...MiguelVargasPower
>>154970738He'll move around like he normally did before this year.
kek dbags announcers are still seething about the pool incident
>>154970738Put him in left and put Randy at DH
an ohtanian double
Dookie plop!
>>154970737Also 70-80 fastballs are batting practice. You’re better off throwing 45mph eephus shit against major league hitters
>>154970737if you're in the big leagues making millions you wouldn't be risking injury over a blowout loss
>>154970757
>>154970724More like spending4 years or whatever being hurt all the time.
Mookie at bat
>>154970737Look at this hero showing off his arm down 11 in the 9th.
>naylori hardly know her
>>154970767kek
>>154970745Offense did a good job but that Sandlin guy got heemed, id give him one more start then send him back down if its iffy again.
>>154970772AHAHHAHAAHAHHALOLLLLLLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWOWWWW LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
>>154970772
>refsnyder is slashing .118/.195/.237
>>154970775It's tough that his second start was against the same team as the first, but in their ballpark.
What does Boba Shet actually DO?
>>154970772I don’t get it
>>154970785Has his OPS+ reached double digits yet?
>>154970752never forget
>>154970760Guaranteed contracts, chud. Plus I remember Ohtani batting with an arm injury. hmmm. Almost like something as severe as tommy john surgery doesn't affect hitting.
>>154970771kek
>>154970763anime mookie
>>15497078926 entering tonightthe gidp prob dropped it a point or two
>>154970779>>154970784>>154970792Explain the joke
a SOTONIAN inning ending groundout
>>154970812naylor is trans
too early to say but mariners have a no hitter going
>Homo Night is against the Angelskek
mookie PLAP!
>>154970823we dont alert the genny til the 8th
>mclean is dealing
FAGGOTners fuck and suck fest
>>154970835why are you trying to grab my tits
no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter(no hitters are immune to jinxing before the fifth inning so I’m using up all the jinx juice before it gains any power)
first time seeing a Mariners jersey irl. feels goodIt's usually people in Dodgers or Padres gear, for obvious reasons
>>154970823YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL IT OUT!!
>>154970843its pride month and im proud of them
an iconic anaels grand slam
I don't understand letting Raley face lefties over Canzone. Or just letting Robles start the game.
>>154970849god i love walmart
SIRI GRAND FUCKING SLAM
>>154970849He’s a big guy
>>154970849Is Felix well regarded down there? I’ve been to Mexico a lot but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Felix jersey there before
>>154970823Hancock isn’t getting enough attention. He has been fantastic
>>154970724Besides being injured a lot, a good amount of games had deGrom pitching well only for the Mets to not give him run support meaning he got a no decision or he lost a 1-0 game.
>the batter is challenging the strike call
>>154970871don’t ever compliment /our/ pitching again
>>154970848my strategy didn’t work…
make jared young everyday fuck it
For me it’s Korean-Canadian slugger Jayeong.
>>154970892i thought she wore a red sox hat
I really, really, really hate Corbin Carroll.
>>154970904she's a fair weather fan/slut
MAJOR LEAGUE REFERENCE FROM JOE
27 COCK RINGS
nice catch, pages, don't ever fuckin do it again
>>154970932Cock rings aren't gay.
Heck of a catch Ewing
>>154970942Robert jr doesn't make that.
>>154970939he's too good
>>154970942tyrone’s job better be safe tho
Can we intentionally K Refsnyder instead of going through the formality of having him bat? Dan Wilson raises 3 fingers as soon as he leaves the on deck circle. Saves us all 90 seconds of him not getting a hit
>>154970257educate yourself
>>154970873I remember those years. DeGrom won several games a year by being the only hitter to get a rbi. It was crazy.
>>154970916>she's a fair weather fan/slutNah she was just a bandwagon. Her team wasn't good so she wanted to win. Maybe stick to your team and don't switch because they are "bad"
any guesses as to what this lineup is going to look like when everybody’s healthy? lost track of all the injuries
singletani
>>154970964You know you can go outside and fuck these girls IRL
>>154970964Post the one where that ultra crusty homeless guy wanders into frame
>>154970959Connor Joe or Robles could be hitting in his spot but no, Jerry paid $6 million to him so he plays.
>>154970965>DeGrom won several games a year by being the only hitter to get a rbi.bullshit
I'm a tomgirlcubsgirl!!!!
this dude is just like a friggin anime character
at least post good looking whores
imagine losing to the 2026 mest LMAO
I LOVE SEMEN GO METS
Is Semien back?
E-Rod is a disgusting beaner ape
>>154970982He would maybe 5 starts a year pitch shutouts and be the only guy to drive in a run.
Mariners continue to play BAD against BAD teams
>Mariners babby fan not throwing the Mets HR ball back onto the field Enjoy your series loss and losing streak
>>154970994pic unrelated
>>154971005and there it is
>>154971012Would have hurt Randy
>>154971006he might have done it once in his career maybe
>>154970994you first?
Inter-metsiner ballgames count as a win for both ballclubs. I would hate for there to be any confusion on this.
Memeiners come the fuck on. It's the fucking Mets.
>>154971005problem?
I need a dick down
>>154971027/we/ only score via home run it will take 2 more home runs to win the game
Baseball is so boring. I can't wait for World Cup soccer.
>>154971030go cubs go!
>>154971030must be bored with no cubs game on today, huh?
>>154971030spread-em
here comes the mariner self loathing faggotryit’s 2-1 get the fuck over yourselves annoying faggots
>>154970976im very aware iykwim hahajust cant be fucked dealing with women half the time
>>154971030the mets are currently playing why are you here
>>154971034no one just sits down and watches a baseball game. you need to be doing one (or two) additional activities
>>154971039It's a Seattle thing, they're like one bad day from going full seppuku
>>154971040itfb
This game has actually flown by, bottom of the 6th already? I unironically feel good about our chances, I trust the pen
Mets rn
>>154971034>baseball is boring>I'd rather watch a game where literally nothing happens for 30 minutes at a time while the ball gets leisurely passed back and forth around the field and the constant sound of whistles and horns emmanates from the crowd
Ramdgers 12 outs away from a great day
>>154971052our metsies want us to get to bed at a reasonable time
hand cock
>>154971034Fucking your mom is boring, but I still do it twice a week.
Idk why I'm watching the Dodgers game. I don't even live near Cali.
>>154971078this game is boring as fuck too, just soft contact every ab
>>154971078you are watching the sneks game fren
watch this bussy
Gods of small ball.
a sotoan groundout
>>154971089
TRAMPS LIKE USBABY WE WERE BOOOOOORN
>>154971091god damnit, i would fold wouldn't i
how long does pride month last?
>>154971039You can’t understand
>>154971091are they even real? how are they so spherical
>>154971105til dis bussy says so
I never want to see "Blake Perkins" in the lineup ever again.
it's over
Blake "Blake Perkins" Perkins
Tommy Troys 1st big league dinger
Mets are rudely using only lefty pitchers
Nice hit, Sneks
I need nu
NAYLOR BOMB
>"beat LA" chant in <current year>
/nu/>>154971138>>154971138>>154971138/nu/
>>154971120Blake "can't get a hit off a position player" Perkins
>>154971140>early
imagine walking into the locker room post game and tommy troy is there bare ass naked, half chubbed (its still 4 inches max) in the shower...
>>154971060>I'd rather watch a game where literally nothing happens for 30 minutesThat also happens in baseball
