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KNICKS WRLD
>>154974856>mfw I get sick right before the finalsand I never get sick usually.
Will the new orleans pelicans amount to anything
reminder that it took the spurs 3 years to put a team around wemby, took the mavs 7 years to put a team around luka, and the pelicans have had zion and done nothing with him for 8 years
WNBA should partner with Playboy (is it still relevant? I'm too old)
>>154974885Spurs got like 4 top 5 picks in a row.
>>154974885Zion is fat and only cares about gooning
kat gonna make wemby look like a bitch
>>154974885Zion ate himself out of the league. he was truly a generation talent. shame
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next four years
>>154974871my immune system is weak cause I dont go hang around in large gatherings as much. went to a conference for work and I got the flu when I got home. I think I need to start wearing a mask
>>154974878Nope. NBA wants a team there for some reason. The wolves almost moved to New Orleans, they get handed number 1 picks. NBA wants a gulf coast presence but Houston is right there
Generational talents>lebron>wemby>shaq>KD>currythats it.
We need Carter Bryant on KAT to settle the ZOTY argument
>>154974931This nigga really put KD there and thought we wouldn't notice
>>154974923If they wanted a successful team in New Orleans, then why the fuck did they name them the Pelicans?
>>154974856Which NBA player consumes kool aid pineapples
>>154974931Anthony Edwards.
>>154974945>oh that looks cool, what's that sport called?>i-it's basketball>oh yeah? and who is the best team?>the... p-pelicans Can you imagine?
>>154974952>Viral Kool-Aid pineapple spears, made by soaking pineapple in a mixture of Kool-Aid powder and added sugar, are exceptionally high in sugar. A single 35–48 oz jar typically contains between 180g and 380g of sugar, which is estimated to be equivalent to the sugar content in 20–35 Krispy Kreme donuts or roughly 6–10 cans of Coca-ColaJesus Christ.
>>154974931I know you're trying to be le edgy by not including MJ, whose vertical leap would have been the second highest in the history of the combine, but also, uh... Wilt?
>>154974944He's not wrong. A dude that tall who can shoot like that is absolutely a generational talent.He just has negative dawg.
>>154974944there has never been another KD.
>>154974952The funniest thing about these are that they are just EBT money laundering scams.
>>154974973>>154974977Being unique does not make you a generational talent. If that were true then Chet's astronomically small jewish cock would be enough
>>154974944his list is shit but every other year we get a "next KD" and he amounts to nothing.
>>154974986>his list is shit but every other year we get a "next KD" and he amounts to nothing.Like the original? No, those busrider rings don't count
>>154974985>Being unique does not make you a generational talent.expect there's never been another play of KD caliber expect Wemby, who is generational. once in a generation
>>154974961I was 12 years old when the Pelicans announced their name. I remember thinking, "that's gay and that team will never win". 25 years later and they haven't done shit. Not even a WCF appearance.
>>154974993Those two aren't comparable. KD is a pure scorer and Wemby is an all-arounder.
>>154974952zion
>>154974993So what's your definition of generational talent exactly? Kawhi did everything KD did in the post season, actually played defense, also has a unique frame, and is one of the best in his generation. Why doesn't he qualify but KD does?>oh but he tall and shoots wellDirk was too, so?Everyone in that list has something that makes them very unique, KD does not, specially historically. Wilt should've been mentioned, MJ should've been mentioned, Grant Hill and many others if I'm being honest.
>>154975024>Dirk was too, so?Dirk didn't have a vertical like KD. KD being an unstoppable scorer comes from being tall as shit, having arms that are long as fuck, being able to shoot 50/40/90, AND being able to jump high.It's that specific combination that makes him unstoppable and makes him unique.
>>154975024Once in a generation. There’s been plent of stretch 4/5 since Dirk, plenty of high flyers like MJ/Wilt>grant hill>generationallmao no
>>154975041>Once in a generation. There’s been plent of stretch 4/5 since Dirk, plenty of high flyers like MJ/WiltBrandom Ingran is literally KD but with a marijuana eating disorder>lmao noSee, I don't get it>>154975039Feels very arbitrary to consider that a generational talent but not Jokic and his abnormal vision for example.I'm not arguing KD is bad, I'm arguing the list makes no sense
>>154975041>plenty of high flyers like MJSure>plenty of high flyers like MJ with that level of offensive skill, defensive ability and psychopathic competitive driveNah>plenty of high flyers like WiltHaha no, the number of big men that athletically dominant is two, him and Shaq.
>>154975078Also this
>>154975076The list IS bad and makes no sense, but KD is absolutely a generational talent.He might be the consensus #1 overall pick in a hypothetical draft of all players in history, minus mental traits.He might have been the GOAT if he didn't have negative dawg. Nigga calls himself the Servant and sniffs farts.
>>154974952This trend has moved into the suburbs. CIA remains undefeated
>>154975078>Haha no, the number of big men that athletically dominant is two, him and Shaq.You know who is close, if not equivalent, minus stamina? Javale McGee. Insanely athletic, but hampered by asthma.Dude could have been great without the asthma.Love me some Javale.
>>154975095>He might be the consensus #1 overall pick in a hypothetical draft of all players in history, minus mental traits.I think that's delusional and crazy. The guy is good but not that good. He was a negative on defense for most of his career despite having huge arms. And being honest, he only became decent when the average height of the league decreased and he got used as PF/C in the Warriors. And the mental part seals the deal.
>>154975119>I think that's delusional and crazy.OK yeah now that I think about it more I'm pretty sure Wilt is consensus #1 overall pick in a hypothetical draft of all players in history, minus mental traits. Wilt also had negative dawg, yet even with negative dawg would average 40 PPG today.
>>154974940Wow, I'm super impressed by this imaginary team and imaginary season that never happenedFuck off with your fantasy bullshit
>>154974885 Easier to put a team together when Jewdam Silver gives you a top 5 pick every year until you're good again
>>154974885>7More like 5? Like, basic fucking math.Disregarding 2022 that made it to conference finals and then the let Brunson walk away with nothing
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u4NNTP0bdcc
Personally I think the spurs have a special culture. Seems like they always get the best out of their players and the players arent egotistical soft children as they are on most teams. The way the big 3 all sacrificed some money back when they were good to stay together and I’m pretty sure Timmy and Manu are still part of the organization. That’s how you have such a good organization when people buy in and stay invested to this degree. It’s a virtuous cycle
>>154975264They got CP in Walmart now? Times have changed
>>154975299You guys got Walmart in Burazio?
>>154975305Nah we have our own supermarket chains and tons of small markets in every corner. Walmart flopped hard here. Even American fast food stuff are kind of overlooked here, it's just seen as slop. Outback for some reason suceeded here though, I don't know I just know it's not cheap kek
>>154975323What's the best supermarket chain you got?
>>154974885Zion is impregnating worse looking hoes than I pull as an unemployed 5'8" DYEL yt boi. He unironically needs therapy
>THE POWER OF LOTTERY PICKSversus>THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
>>154975390Carrefour, Assaí and Mateus. But those are the huge ones, most people go to their local supermarkets which I assume are mostly independent and that's only when they can't find what they want in the local corner market shops. I haven't left my block in months cause I order everything via Amazon and the local shop 30m away from home lol
>>154975417Carrefour is from Brazil???
>>154975413>the power of riggingfixed
>>154975432Oh, not from Brazil, I thought you asked the bigger ones in general. They are from France but I think we are their biggest market, not sure. But the other two are
>>154975446Shiiiet. It's Fantastico for me.
>>154974885Luka had the Bron Bron trajectory where he immediately raised the ceiling of the team past the point where you could build in the draft. Bron had to leave Da Land for them to finally get a good draft pick, I think Lukek will return and finish the story with Coop like Bron did. Wemby is a D first player and not a offensive engine so they were still dogshit for a minute despite him being elite.
>>154975451Based name kek. Do you guys have local corner markets too? I know in some countries it's not allowed, here they pop up everywhere so we are not that dependent on the big chains for most things
>>154975476Got a lil store right next to my entrance of my commie block. Right next to the air conditioner store and the dentist.
>>154975523>Right next to the air conditioner store and the dentistKek sovl. Dentists are everywhere here too
yo I'm starting to hate this nigga mitch robbinsonmillionsfromNY wemby better son his ass. Say some nasty shit to really fuck his mental up and make him do something in the hotel room if you know what I mean
>>154975544>nervous spurs fan who started learning about his opponents indicator
>>154975575>force feed him the ball>ball hits him chest and lands in his arms>tries to dribble>falls down
how did Josh Hart get away with sticking his thumb up another mans arse
spurs niggas jumped up to the worst fanbase in the league by far. Can't wait for them all to get humbled.
>>154975666Spurs and Nuggets exposed themselves as the worst fans this playoffs.
>>154974952you know black people invented it when its just a jar of pure diabetes
>>154975596This is the baseball equivalent of handing out contracts to all these Japanese hitters, but I think the Japs are better at baseball than the French youth are at basketball
>>154974952I remember buying a ziploc bag of kool aid gummy worms in HS 16 years ago
>>154975666you say this about literally everybody who goes on a run
>>154975658you realize he drive by ass-slaps Brunson during post-game interviews? can't let the man get behind you.
Spurs in 3.
CPbros... what if the spuds win the rangz
I have a mortar launcher. On an unrelated note is there anywhere that has a good line of sight to the regular bedroom of Josh Harris?
>>154975726If those didn’t have weed in them you are a loser
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jwXYZxnGTd8Look at this Carter Bryant dude, nigga zesty trying to hide it
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>>154975834He is zesty as fuck. McCain for OKC still is by far the gayest in the league though
>>154974945they thought>there's no way anybody can make a play on this name to make fun of usbut then>the smellicans
>>154974952the ol "it's a fruit therefore healthy" trick
Knicks went 10-13 against top 10 defenses this season.Just saying
>>154975886they only have to go 4-3
>>154975869For me it’s the Pelican’tsNah but I still think it’s a lot better than abstract names like the heat or the thunder. I find it very illegitimate like this is how we name t-ball teams
>>154975907Knicks went 21-20 on the road this season
>>154974952I dunno how people do this shit man. I ate half a pack of watermelon sour patch during a movie and lost my appetite
>>154975924they only gotta go 1-3
Wemby can't handle a zesty demon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d0vR_i8LBPcShaibros...
>>154975999Spurs are the 2nd best home team in the league.>>154976051KAT averaged 20 pts/12 rebounds this year, so all you're showing is Wemby holds him below his season averages.
>Knicks starters only averaging 3 mins and 5 points in the 4th quarter of closeout games>fake demons
Man fuck being fat, I need to lose weight and play again
>Knicks are good because uhhhh>They beat a 6th seed, 7th seed, and a James Harden team?
I already miss watching my team play.Hurry up October.
