GAME 1 OF THE STANLEY CUPNEWS >werenski wins the NorrisTONIGHT>CAR VS VEG - 8 PM ESTLAST TIME >>154970834
Our Werenski :)
i might not stay awake
couldnt imagine a more soulless scf if i tried. well done gary.
>>154976343Have some coffee Pekka! It’ll be exciting
Can we expect something like this to happen again?
Mr Gary when are you going to have a game in Abu Dhabi
>>154976375It’s like Gary doesn’t even care about selling jerseys
>>154976343Me neither but it'll be from watching the game
>>154976399soon
>>154976387Kwab
>>154976399He’ll submit a proposal once Israel finishes annexing Palestine
>>154976420What in the literal fuck is going on with the guy's hockey laces on the right? He's gonna trip over those
IM GOING TO THE FINALS BABYGAMES 4 AND 6
>>154976465Make a sign for us
>>154976465Based! Have fun and enjoy hotdogs :)
>>154976465Have fun bro
>>154976321realistically what would you do in this situation?
when does this end so we can get back to talking about the Flames
>>154976484turn 360° and walk away
>>154976465KWABkek what a bro
>>154976484>I WAS ALLOWED TO RAPE THOSE BOYSwhy didn't EM just tell her mom she liked it and avoid all the embarrassment of being called a filthy lying slut by the judge?
>>154976465Have fun!
>>154976484Ask them to buy more pizza
Katrin Tequila - 5 on 1 gangbang
>>154976484Idk but it's hard for me to believe the original image was made for wokeness reasons and not fetish reasons
>>154976495it was her friends that told her to sue
Tonight Canes' gon show what happens to rapist goalies in Dixieland
>>154976495do you think her boyfriend stayed with her
>>154976544But bro, Dixiecrats raped and killed black people all the time for sport!
CAT 5 WARNING
It's going down tonight!
>>154976556E.M. was white
>>154976544Real Caniacs step up and raise their wife's son
Should be a shit game tonight
LMAO BEDNATARD STAYS>crapalanche
>>154976577There will be no more good games until October
>>154976571>4-1 vgkUtterly based. Reddit (hoc) did not like this
>>154976367Only two more weeks and we shall be free at last.
>>154976556Robert Byrd libbed out :)
>>154976595Can’t wait to blogpost and discuss music with you guys
>>154976546Of course. She told him not to follow the case and he complied like the good little cuck that he is.
>>154976607>can't wait to hang with trb and samir all summerhahaha good one
>>154976587Sad
Just got done with the finishing touches on my resume for the Janny Application, bros. Wish me luck. I really like the benefits package.
>>154976607fuck that shit, I'm not coming back until next season
real talk carolina is lifting the cup arent they
>>154976639slavin will be crowned elite
>>154976639we'll never get to hear the mitch marner leafs gossip :(
>>154976465better hear you cheering when I'm watching the games.
>>154976653ESPN always lowers the volume of the crowd, they are fags.
>>154976651huh? he said when the scf was over not whether he would win
>>154976634The matching 401k contribution is pretty attractive ngl
>>154976639They can beat Vegas, but I'm not sure they will be able to beat the refs
>>154976634I heard they make as much as Gary’s interns
>>154976634don't forget about the 100% salary match 401k
bouschart lost btw
>>154976321>No Canadian team
>activate THE eichel
>>154976639Probably, yeah. Then again Vegas has been hungry as fuck all ploffs so..
whoever wins claims the double milly
>>154976743Why is he so smug?
>>154976718just like werenski
mmmmmmm thinking about how good and bad ass the games are tonight
>>154976754What is this trophy? Born in 1994 btw.
>first game hasn't even started>retards already calling the winnersyou retards also said knights werent gonna stand chance against colofraudo
>>154976764what shithole do you call home where someone has never brought home the cup since then
>>154976779>calling the winner after it's overbased retard
jack hughes looks like a high schooler
Is this show accurate?
>>154976465Record the live buckbreaking of the Canes if they get swept.
>Mammutts>Cucks>Assvvs.>snes>cryers>hasbWho had the easiest route to the finals?
>>154976826Randy by far. Mammoths and ducks were decent
>>154976809retard
>>154976718* ELIMINATED *
>>154976826uhm that would be TuskNation
>>154976826easily the hurricants
>>154976826Retard. Sens and Flyers didnt even show up. Habs were there for one game
>>154976826vegass by far, they didnt even have a .500 team and are playing in the scfwhat a joke
>>154976875the real joke is thinking the regular season matters kwarb
Have fun with your dead thread and dead sport.
>>154976854vegass so shit they needed to lose more to shitty teams lol
>Samir really trying to rack up some (You)s again by being unironically retarded as alwaysNah, next
>only 1 national anthem from now onthank god
1993
>>154976826Canes
a real team will win the stanley cup(not the knights)
zach werenski is elite
Sunbelt teams in the NHL finals>80s0>90s3 (1 champion)>2000s6 (3 champions)>2010s6 (2 champions)>2020s10 out of 14 so far (6 champions guarranteed, also 3 finals between 2 sunbelt teams)
>>154976936do you think we're at the point where the majority of hockey fans weren't alive for the last canadian cup win, or nah
>>154976978Calm down fren Let’s finish our coffee first
>>154976978um the habs are out thoever
>>154976991what part of germany are you from?
>>154976991thank you gary
>>154976991I hate Gary so much
>>154976826Hurricanes effectively had two byes vs. babby teams, inb4 they get run over by Marner.
>>154977088this but the knights and get run over by andersen
Canesfederacy bros.... our response????
>>154976465are you the guy who did the UTAH SUCKS chant?
>>154977103
>>154977139literally who
>>154977139Oh wow what a garyincides
alright boys place your betsi'm thinkin canes in 6
>>154977139this is by design
>>154977139Yeah it’s over for the relocanes
>>154977156i'm thinkin bud in 1
3.5 more hours
>>154977177That’s plenty of time to hit the gym
>>154977177+26 minutes
>Jared Bednar will NOT be fired, per Elliotte Friedman
>>154977163Is he good or something? I don't follow Gary's teams
>>154976321Fine, I'll watch your sport. Who are the good guys?
*fires jared bednar out of cannon*
>The 2027 NHL All Star Weekend on Long Island will feature a new format: Skills competition on Friday featuring 10 players aged 25 and under; 3-on-3 tournament on Saturday afternoon featuring 5 teams (Canada, U.S., Finland, Sweden, rest of the world).
>>154977154White KKK Kolesar
Werenski won the norris? Kwab
>>154977177
>>154977214Sounds retarded. How is finland and Sweden gonna put together an all star team
>>154977220pooshart btfo
>>154977214>tournament with 5 teamsok
>>154977214I'm not watching it
>>154976321BIG GAME TONIGHT
>>154977240>>154977214Bruh they are literally playing 10 games + a tournament and the rosters are only 11 players
>>154977255Retard
>>154977243Dont wanna see US get btfo again?
>>154977257How long are these games?
>>154977266Havent seen that yet. I assume 10 minutes? Maybe even just 5.
I was told Boushart gets the Norris for sure.
>>154977229>sounds retardedJust likely my islanders
>>154977257Lmfao why is Gary like this? Bring back the 4 Nayshuns instead
Ah yep here it is. Kind of neat. Fan voting should be fun.Round Robin:• 9 skaters / 2 goals per team• Fan Vote (Dec). fans pick 8 to make each team• last 3 spots (1F, 1D, 1G) picked by NHL/NHLPA• 5-min games. 2 pts for win, 1 pt for tie, 0 for loss. No OT/SO• Top 2 from RR advance to 10-min final• winning team gets $2M
globohomo and canacucks said no russians still
Skills Competition:• 10 players, age 25 or younger• Each player in 4 of 6: Fastest Skater, Hardest Shot, Passing Challenge, One Timers, Stick Handling, Accuracy Shooting.• Top 4 go to Shootout skills challenge• Top 2 advance to Obstacle Course Finale• Winner gets $1MCelebrini got this
>>154977312Team NHL will be stacked with russians
So far 3 teams have won their series despite losing their first gameDucks against the OilersHabs against the Sabres And Hurrianes against the Habs
>>154977257why do I get the feeling that like 95% of the "rest of world" team is just gonna be ruskies
>>154977214hard pass
>>154977320Leading playoff goal scorer is Russian lol
>>154977341Because he has a canadian feeding him the puck
>>154977341I'm not putin it in there then
Grimhttps://nationalpost.com/sports/hockey/nhl/canadas-stanley-cup-drought-mathematical-outlier
>>154977214kekGary already gave up on the Gary cup?
>>154977214How lame. 2028 better feature 4 nations
>>154977330It's gonna be whichever fan base is big enough or autistic enough to vote their guys in. I wouldnt be surprised if the voting is set up like "pick 1 player from this group of players" and not "vote for any player in the league"
just took a nice steaming roy on the clock
>>1549773551993
>>154977364it's not even that bad lmao
>>154977395We call em Mackinnons here
>>154977366>>1549773824 nations would require multiple host cities, and Gary promised he would give the Islanders an actual all star event after he cancelled the last one on them.
>>154977398
>>1549773822028 is the World Cup
>>154977418This reminds me of 1993
sad that hockey is over for the year
>>154977301what a joke
Been sharting a lot today. I wonder if it’s a sign
>>154977364>cultural genocide>less kids playing hockeyMath checks out.
>>154977104Yup, that's me. I'll try to do something in Game 4.
>>154977364Canada is cursed
when gary promises to bring an all star game out to the governor of stank island he intends to keep his word
>>154977301>fan votinglmaoHow rigged is that shit going to be?
>>154977512You know the more I look at their trade moves.. I just dunno
>Bednar still not firedBased. Colofraudo going to stay fraudulent for another year
>>154977460A golden Marner?
WAGING IS OVER :DDD
>>154977531He just loves that team
>>154977364>>154977512rigged shit
>>154977501based, looking forward to it since you got the posters at soibin seething with UTAH SUCKShttps://sinbin.vegas/vgkvsuta2026g1/
>>154977615Him and the Locked on co-host jew who is a >Rags fag was also seething hard.
Bros, after the game, I will be doing Supergirls legendary multiverse!!!
>>154977667flames fan btw
>>154977575NiceI just have to stop at the grocery store for snacks on the way home.
>>154977640
>>154977577K W A BWAB
>>154977685Knights fan desu
>>154976465Awesome!
>>154977577wait, Bednar took TWO headshots this season???The President's Trophy curse was already in effect lmao
>>154977728Stay malding Samir kwaf
>>154977598Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154977691Buy me some cheezits. I’ll Venmo you back
>>154977766
>>154977732I’ve never seen him so happy
>>154977885That guy could easily beat the shit out of you, Samir.
>>154976571>>154976544>burgers>cows
>>154976375>couldnt imagine a more soulless scf if i tried.Clearly someone dosen't care about Marner.
>vpntard
We should all kiss before the game starts haha
>>154977988Let’s hit the sauna first
>>154977985Sure, keep telling yourself that, Samir.
>>154977988Fine but Samir needs to get locked in the cuck cage first
>>154977988i'm telling your church swedecuck
>>154977900He's reliving Tampa 04
i cant stay up for tonight's game but i hope it's full of memes and fun for my frens to enjoy
>NHL Deputy Commissioner Bill Daly said there are some coach contracts where the language would allow a relieved coach to explore other jobs. Bruce Cassidy’s doesn’t, and the NHL believes Vegas is well within its rights.
>>154978031We'll miss you :(
>>154978032based gary, based bill (homosexual lover of gary), based vegas
>>154978032>Vegas gets another dubRedditrannies are not happy with this one lmao
Do any of you actually attend church?
>>154978068No I’m not gay
>>154978068No but I should
>>154978031Thanks for the well wishes, Heikki :D I’m excited
>>154978046i won't
>>154978077Holy based Sharks/Colorado fan
>>154978068No but I’ve considered converting to Catholicism for the knights of Columbus
>>154978087That's an odd diss towards those teams, but ok.
Got done with work early and had an out of body 2-hour long Gooning session. I remember busting and all of sudden all I could see was myself going toward the light and then transporting through astral planes before I woke up. I walked around my place naked for a while after smoking cigs. Go Flames!
Samir did not like that post btw Flames anon
>>154978082i will
>>154978119Last time that happened to me I was getting put in a headlock at a Devil's game.
I want Vegas to win. The Toronto seethe will be legendary. You guys get Gavin, so it's not all bad.
>>154978082>>154978151
>>154978133I don't know why you gives love that Canadian team so much. Is it because they're underdogs or are the Flames viewed as the least "reddit" out of all Canadian teams?
>>154978068I grew up next door to one and never saw the inside
>>154978174They represent us true hard working blue collar Chads
>>154978161>if you lose you win
>>154977954KEK
>>154978190How so?
Really though how fucked is he if the Canes don't win this series?
>>154978032Vegas just plays all parts of the game better.
go ahos
>>154978199Oh, now you wanna act like a Canadian player winning on an American team isn't a win for us. How convenient.
gary turns 74 today
>>154978204He probably needs to win it more than Vegas does, after all the ECF failures they need to at least force a game 6.
>>154978225never heard this argument framed this way
>>154978203Hard work, grit, determination. All true core values of every soldier of Flames Nation
>>154978068I believe in god but i dont really care for the church
https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1tuzed1/gentille_carter_hart_is_4_wins_from_the_stanley/Vegas please win for the absolute salt
>>154978230I wonder how he’ll celebrate. Do you think Crosby and ovi are invited?
>>154978250flames posters are neets that have never worked hard a day in their lives.
>>154978100They're not actually knights, anon.>t.catho
>>154978204on one hand, finally escaping ECF hell could be considered a win in and of itself, but on the other the window is rapidly closing for carolina and they can't keep coping with these incremental year-over-year improvementseven as a fan I think this is very much a "now or never" moment
>>154978262I know but I’d like a male social group
>>154978261you got soft hands brother. just got done with a 100 hour shift at the bozo factory where we manufacture (you) for a living. I live on 7/11 Roller Dogs and white monster energy drinks
>laffs
im pretending the nhl season is over because this cup final lineup is shit
>>154978254>Hart has split r/hockey so much that heated rivalry/reddit trannies are actually thinking about dropping hockeyHoly fuck, Vegas needs to win fucking yesterday then.
>>154978289samir btfo
>>154978279Happy pride month
>>154978343based
>>154978324I love when heated rivalry faggots get a reality check that the sport isnt a fag fest like their tv show said it was
Anderson's agent was Claude Lemieux?Also Emily Kaplan is going fucking bald, just shave it off.
>>154978387Why you asking a question you know the answer of
Pizza rolls time
>>154978384HR was a mistake but this is more reason to want Basedgas to win tbqh. Not the heroes we needed but deserve
>>154978394I was just surprised to learn that.
KILL THEM ALL
PALMETTO STATE ARMORY
Ok, who’s winning tonight
>>154978429>Either the man that got his soft wiener sucked for 30 seconds by a drunk woman will win the cup or the south will rise againRedditsisters....I think I'm gonna be sick....
>>154978387>the seam
>>154978458canes are winning games 1,2,4,5vegas are winning games 3,6,7
>>154978469big if true
>>154978429this new ai style is so shitty
How many hexes do you think Vegas on them right now bros
>>154978484not enough, I've been practicing chaos magick to ensure a Vegas win and reddit seethe, and it ain't all just burning candles
Shan't be watching the randies and knightsBut I am excited for draft day with hoc
>>154978424Why
>Hm.... they're saying potential customers will stop watching hockey if the knights win..... Change of plans, boys. Make sure to turn on the magnets only when the Canes have the puck.
>>154978484did espn ever get reddithausen to talk about hokkei
>>154978515kek
>>154978484ALL of them cuz that chud can't win the cup!!
>>154978429God I hate AI art. /hoc/ needs to learn photoshop
>>154978505Dude offed himself before he saw him maybe win lord gary's cup.
>>154976375Columbus vs Anaheim
>>154978032Adam Wylde in fucking shamblesMcCrimmon skull fucking his liberal cry baby brain through the ear
>>154978508They have to grow the game in the desert Gary.
>>154978542You think he’s the only player he represented? Retard
>>154978254>Heckin believe all women>.....
Where a fucking tie Subban, it's the finals.
why does /hoc/ care about reddit so much?it didn't used to be like this
>>154978484Every etsy witch that posted their hex attempts have all done it wrong and it backfired on them.
>>154978550He's not representing anyone now.
>>154976991>Game status:>Grown
>>154978574>Can't handle Habs blowing it>Didn't want to see a Laffs goalie he represented win cup>Necks himselfKind of funny honestly
>>154978563They actually talk about hockey and provide starting points for discussion for us
>>154976375Seattle v Utah
>>154978598That's a WCF dummy
>>154976991I love Gary.
If the Knights win the finals, we make memes mocking Canes for being redditIf the Canes win the finals, we make memes mocking the Knights for being a shit team
>>154978607no
>>154976375>florida edmonton again>anything with montreal>columbus seattle
>>154976375Krakheads vs RagsThe Communist Cup
>>154978598>>154978602>implying /krak/ could ever make it that far
>>154978598Disagree. Utah shows a lot of passion and Seattle has potential
>>154978616>>154978631(You) as well >>154978637
>>154978429>one carolina>one nationThere are two carolinas and the image clearly depicts a national separatist movement. Why are sunbelters impossibly dumb?
>>154976375Utah Ohio
>Seattle>potential LolLmao even
I hope K'andre jump kicks Marner in the throat and Marner dies on the ice and k'andree nogger gets sent to prison
>>154978749Blacks don’t go to prison
>>154978760He's not black enough to have that privilege
If the Knights win the cup, I'll buy a custom Jersey with "Nash 92".
>>154978807
there was a spider in my shoe, that's a bad omen for tonight
Sick of this fag
hoping for a 5-0 carolina win
>8pm startwtf, gonna miss Air Wolf on MeTV before bed
A STORM IS BREWING
just ate a whole bag of twizzlers.
>>154978760This
What time do the cucknadiens tee off today?
>At the VGK watch party>General admission for everyone>Season Ticket Members can hang out in the Party Deck for freeThis shit is awesome
>>154978908It's crazy you can murder someone on TV and get away with it.
>>154978908This was deemed a "natural hockey move" and this murderer was applauded by the english fans shortly afterwards. Digusting country.
>>154978915Take a picture for us bro
It's almost time. Sweet, sweet Carolina, render unto Carter Hart that succulent gash
daad i'm hungryyyyyhi hungry i'm daaaaaaad
>>154978908do you have to clean up the blood with your hands or does the zamboni take care of it?
If I hear "sweet caroline" tonight, I'm going to seriously injure someone's players on NHL26 after the game.
>>154978204if they go to game 6 or 7 he's finelosing in 5 or getting swept mean it's beyond ogre
>>154978942havent played since nhl 11, did they ever improve the fight mechanics or is it still whoever button mashes the fastest?
>>154978942oh my heck
>>154978942for me It's nhl 97, I still play that shit
Where the livestreams at
>46 minutes to puck dropjfc Gary...
>>154978969nhl.com has the start time at 8 p.m. Surely the pre-game ceremony won't take 30 minutes...
>neighbor decides to start sanding his deck right before puck dropEvery day with this shit
Fuck Vegas. Decommission the city already. Not a real city. Fuck you. Carolina is cool.
Sweet Carolina Give me all your love You fit Karter like a glove
>>154978976he said puck drop, not start time
>>154978230Happy birthday GBBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BW-Y9RNuTE
Hahaha this commercial...>_______ is in the building
>>154978995>>154978998dw, it's currently collapsing. in 10 years it'll be half the current size
>>154978998Carolina is a girls name, we all know how Carter handles his women
>>154979000puck drop is start time to anyone not jewish or in the media
>>154979027yeah but they don't make the decisions lol.
Puck drop is 5:22pm Knight Time
>>154979027I got some pucks to drop on your face right here bud*unzips balls*
>>154979019cope, Vegas is changing its target audience to rich people.
>woman speakingMUTE
>>154978915Send pics bro. Dick is fine too
I'm a chud that is rooting for Carter Hart. Is hockey for me?
>vegas>carolina>vegas>carolina>vegas>carolina>vegas
i feel bad for the canadian players who won't get to hear their anthem tonight
>>154979076exactly
>>154976826Canes got the two worst teams in the playoffs and then a fraud team in Habs. Habs only made it that far from Dobes having a hot streak, when he fell so did they.
>>154979093I don’t
I'm now a caniac and it's bo time
The current playoff format benefitted the Golden Knights and punished the Avalanche, who had the more successful season. Vegas should have been the ones playing a team like Minnesota in the 2nd round, and Colorado should have played someone like Anaheim. In this scenario, is it Vegas who ends up majorly injured rather than Colorado?The wild card format makes doing well in the regular season much less important.
please keep the racism out of tonights threads
>>154979090hope our wild make a good run next year
>>154979093Not hearing it is genuinely the better situation.
Your face when Hart has a shutout in the final game?
>>154979088I'm a flyers fan rooting for Kool Karter, always knew he was going to be elite. Thank God he escaped the philly clown show
>>154979108maybe the owners will tell gary to change it
Anyone else pre-gaming by watching this very shitty version of wheel with the pozzed faggot ryan seacrest hosting now?
>>154979109No
>>154979124we're watching roffle [lite]
>>154979110get a solid 1C (or a 2C that can play up to a 1C), a decent D3 line and turn off injuries and we can make a run next year.
>Mildcuck bringing up his shit team once again
>>154979109hockey is racist by nature
>Bill Daly on VGK not allowing Cassidy to speak to other teams "We do not find it unreasonable, which is why we are allowing it to happen. Vegas in within their contractual rights to do it. We've talked to all the parties including Bruce and he may not be happy about it but he's accepting of it." >Bettman added that when a coach signs a long term contract he is obligated to uphold the details of it. He also said there are coaches in the league that would not be allowed to be held up like this based on their contracts, Cassidy's is not one of them. >Finally, Daly noted that VGK are still on a playoff run and do not need the distraction of Cassidy signing with another team. Seemingly leaving the door open for Cassidy to be granted the opportunity to speak to other teams after this series.
>canacuck seething about my Wild almost instantlykek. Mind. Broken.
>>154979148maybe its time for hockey to embrace change
another meltie by samir, right before puck drop?
>>154979124not toKnight but yes Seacrest is pozzed, I miss sayjak immensely. right now I'm watching Harper go yard, go knights
>>154979115
>>154979153cope, he must respond
>wheel of poortunewtf i thought this was a jeopardy board
>lose the olympics>lose a chance at the cup, again, for the 32nd year in a row>lose that silly tournament the IIHF is hosting in europe can't even be bothered to remember the namekek. sad year for canadadadadadadada daaa daaaaa
Why can't the NHL follow /hoc/ and individual teams example and not do the fag logo
>>154979149Reddit is dilating about this btw
LET'SGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154979179I only have it on because it is on the same channel as the SCF and I don't dare miss a SECOND of gary's pre-game theatrics.
Carter Hart was the Conn Smyth of that gangbang I tell ya
>>154979189/hoc/ supports trans rights
>>154979193This but knighties :)(Won't win tonight)
>>154979196Jen
>>154978940Ice crew comes out and scraps it off.
AND THE BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGEAND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGELORD KNOWS I CAN'T CHANGELORD, HELP ME. I CAN'T CHANGE
>>154979190>Reddit is dilatingWhen are those faggots not?
Tonight the South will rise againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss3uDHsGz44
my canies are gonna do it again
Good evening caneschads
Ray Porkque
They were so confident the Avs were going to the Stanley Cup that they had the Ray Borque interview ready.
>>154979196EM was the Lady Byng?
>torts 19-4-1What a beast.
ITS TIME
go canes
>>154979202knights in 5 bro, it's not too late to place and get paid. Hart for Smyth would be my bet but I think gary has it scripted for mitch
>>154979212>>154979216>>154979219>>154979226based fellow caniacs
>>154979181Careful next they'll use they play the most hockey as a defense>>154979197No tf we do not you mentally ill faggot. Join the 40% and increase it to 100
>Torts>Marner>HartI'm thinking Vegas is based
Lettuce begin
There were people who thought the Duckies were going to beat Vegas.
>>154979197this, it's simple really, mind your own business
>>154979219CANES!!!
>>154979235I picked our Mammies (Clubbies (AWOOs)) over Vegas
this shit is cringe
>>154979231>Join the 40%I'm going to tell my mentally ill co-worker this on my last day.
>>154979226I want to fuck the pig
>>154979235didn't they beat them twice
>>154979212Many are saying this!
dont think ive ever seen plebbit cheering for a team as hard as they are for the randys lmao
I don't follow hockey but this is on ABC so why not, who are the good guys here?
>>154979235*raises paws*guilty as charged
EAAAAAAAAAAAAT MUHHHHHHHHHHH BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
>>154979235So far ducks are the only team that gave Vegas a challenge. They would have cleared the avs.
GO CANES
>>154979239we hate trannies here actually
only 15 more minutes caneschads
Hello Randy can I be a caniac
>>154979223lady bang The memes right themselves. Carter Hart is magic made flesh
>>154979109Your wife's sons will never love you.
>>154979212>>154979258>getting dominated by BIG10 in cfb>a-atleast we have hockey
shit, I thought we were going to be free of the racist piece of shit pernell subban since this wasn't on (((espn)))
What part of North Carolina are you bros from? Me? /919/
weirded out by having so many people in and out of /hoc/ rooting for >us
Welp...
>>154979267true but we still support their rightsMINDYOBUSINESS
>/hoc/ supports Canes>plebbit supports CanesSo who exactly is rooting for Vegas? Kinda sad
>>154979260vegas are israel and carolina is palestine
>>154979270>lady bangkek
>scoreless draw in Kansas City
>only have to listen to one anthem
>>154979287wattpad and toronto
>>154979287me
>>154979233Torts told them to sign Hart, he knew this would be easy money
>>154979219
>>154979284unfathomable levels of refpuck aheadagainst who? tune in to find out!
>>154979290This doesn't help me...
>>154979284I could heem McCauley
>she just wants, bangbangbang
>>154979282No one here is rooting for you retards
>>154979284>Reddit McCauley reffingCanes in 3
>>154979267Ill blow a tranny tonight if the knights lose
>>154979286Their right to MAID in KWABnada
holy moly drop the puck already 8:09>8:09soon to be 8:10 DROP THE PUCK>HOLY FUCK>DROP THE PUCK
>>154979287Chads.
>>154979306I urge you to read the thread, mongoloid
>>154979298Is Wattpad even a thing anymore? Why would they support Vegas?
>>154979314why are American sports like this
>more fans at country singer no ones ever heard of outside than in the buildingjust sunbelt things
>>154979280>>154979282im from asheville nigga
dwayne jetski HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>delayedhaha, gary tricking flashscore again
Kohl's just had a commercial where they advertised American flag-style apparel for july 4th, flip flops and a random-ass toaster. lel
GAPE THESE CANES
>>154979282Vegas is the /hoc/ team
>that idiot said he was fooled, and I'm all like... "What?"..
where are the Canadian teams?
i've already had 9 beers and the game hasn't started yet
>>154979318heated rivalry n all that
>>154979282dont get too cocky we're only rooting against vegass
>>154979333fuck no it isn't, /hoc/ hates the reddit knights
hockey is dead
>>154979294They are letting them hang around, dangerous.Great brawl in that other game 5.
when, and why for that matter, did carolina start using this two square flag pole logo thing?
>>154979337
>scoreless draw in Chicago
Vegas are my team since my city doesn't have a hockey team
>>154979312just like our wildthoughts on the new goaltending director?
>>154979333copey's trying to pull a "I AM /hoc/" like he thinks he's Chancellor Palpatine
>>154979333trips of truth
>>154979342Torts is /ourguy/
>>154979296As it should be!
>>154979344hoping they close tonight, but it is what it is, Ya feel me, dawg??
>>154979337>where are the Canadian teams?canada
I'm trying to watch my ads but they keep cutting back to some guy talking about hockey what the flip
>>154979337at home kwab
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Desert vs. beach. That’s what hockey’s all about.
>>154979333Trips confirm Vegas sweep
>>154979282You beat us (MTL), so it's only fair that we root for you. And besides, no one likes the Israeli Golden Goys
i cant see the puck drop
DROP THE PUCK GARY!!
>>154979376The winter classic being held in Florida was Gary’s genius come to fruition
gary cant find the puck
>>154979376>Raleigh>beach
canes getting eric to do the siren for pride month!!
>>154976321let the game begin
Grab 'er by the Pucky, /hoc/
does vegas even have fans? it's such a odd place to have a sports team.
Jack Eichel! The Jackal!
game thread?
>still anthems leftjesus christ start the game. every other sport starts when the fucking start time says.
Drop the fucking puck already
>load up stream>"NHL in ASL"huh, based.
>scoreless affiliate league draws
>>154979386My snowy palm trees!
If it weren't for the little Asian women they send out to your house, I would drop Orkin so fast...
I'm actually rooting against the canes because I sat next a few of them at >my teams home game and they were dumb fuckin' rednecks yakking the whole time and one of them spilled beer on my hoodie.
why are they bringing the cup out for game 1
>>154979404At one point at least they were pretty big as they were the first major sports team to come from Vegas and then had immediate success
>>154979404people in Vegas love them because it's the first pro team they got
>>154979409Anthems are a part of hockey. If you miss them, you're missing a part of the game.
MEET THE BAD GUYS!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
booooo these frauds
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154979417Gary is taking notes from the PGA TOUR, they always put the trophy on the first tee of the first round so players can see what they are playing for, besides the millions of dollars they also win, of course.
"Southern Hospitality"
>>154979417none of these randy fans were around in 2006 and need to be shown what it is
>20 minutes past puck drop>still haven't done the anthemThank you Gary. Very cool.
I love Carter Hart!
>>154979421>people in Vegas love themcoulda fooled me, crowd always has the away fans cheering louder
>Game on the Jumbotron>Carter Hart on screen>T-Mobile goes wildReddit and Twitter lost
I've been rooting for the Canes after the Sabres got knocked out but honestly seeing how many people are bandwagoning for them now my natural urge to root for the underdog is coming out
thoughts on the stanley cup patch?
>>154979416that's exactly the kind of people Gary wants following hockey btw
>Cup is already out before game 1Did a team forfeit or something....?
new>>154979449
>>154979286Only the right to fucking kill themselves. Degenerate freaks.
>people actually thought that WASN'T going to be a parade and a beauty pageant before puck dropthey haven't even cut the cake yet, hold your horse hocley, /hoc/>let Gary work his magic
>sign language niggerLOOOOOOL
>The Carolina Hurricanes (53-22-7) take on the Vegas Golden Knights (39-26-17) as a part of Tuesday’s NHL action, starting at 8 p.m. ET>8 p.m. ET
>>154979445>3 SCF trips in 9 years>underdogsanon...>>154979463HOOOOOOLY loserpoint
CANES SCAAAAAAAAARRRRR
SAY MY NAME!>randy
>Kn1ghts
GOLDEN KWABS
>>154979416You sound like a total bitch
Let's go Vegas!
