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Caniac Edition
TONIGHT:
>GAME 1 OF THE STANLEY CUP FINALS
>VEG (1) @ CAR (2) - 2ND PERIOD
LAST TIME >>154979449
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Marner goal incoming this period
and fuck anime
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>>154980266
>>154980266
>>154980266
>>154980266
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vegas needs to have winning on their mind
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if i pull that off, will you die?
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how shitty was colorado?
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>rolls into thread
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Dubs and Marner dosen't get a goal this game.
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>>154980273
Based Anti-Slop Piece cat. Garbage series.
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what should I have for dinner... I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas
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Just took a fat, smelly Mark Stone
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>>154980273
nah marner is shit
fuck kitty >:(
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Someone remind me why I saved this image a couple of weeks ago
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>>154980293
Scrambled eggs
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Ehlers getting a hatty this game.
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>>154980258
imagine the angry super grippy handjob she'd give you while rubbing rogaine on her head... you know?
Anyone else?
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>>154980279
pretty bad to be eliminated by a <50% team
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>>154980276
Me on the right
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5ot do it Gary or I leak next year's script
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Streaming cup for anons. voice chat open

https://discord.gg/46FnDK3BBE
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>>154980300
Stfu, gooner.
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might be the ugliest jersey matchup in finals history
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>>154980293
eat my ass
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canes only need to win 11 more periods
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let's be honest, carolina is an absolute unit and deserve the cup.
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>>154980288
pre time skip one piece was decent
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>>154980296
I have no clue why I save anything
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>>154980293
Don't you people usually eat fish and whale blubber?
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>>154980279
downright fraudulent
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>>154980293
toast eggs bacon/sasuage
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Mitch Marner will have an answer in the second.
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>>154980307
stupid whore (thx for stream)
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>>154980311
are you a cute girl?
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>Series is literally Harry Potter vs. Voldemort
>Harry Potter is already up 2-1 :)
Let's go Canesies!
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>>154980321
Ponytails are fucking hot dude.
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>>154980293
pancakes with berries
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That 'cord link is a honeypot. Do not join.
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In Canada, do you guys get to look at tablets with hotties like this?
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thinking about her...
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>>154980321
Her vagina is in there
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I remember now, she is the coach that raped her hockey players
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>>154980332
This sport really is reddit
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>>154980331
I do not care for William Eyelashes
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>>154980321
Ponder the aroma
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>>154980306
the interns are already coming to your house
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Why are there barely any canadians here
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>>154980348
I seriously do not get why faggots get so sprung on that hideous bitch
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>scorefull Gary League dar in Raleigh
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>>154980341
that's the most normal I've ever seen mcdavid
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>>154980293
oatmeal with butter and salt
2-3 eggs with butter and saltpepper
some fruit and microwaved veggies
i call it great depression meal but its good and you feel great after
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oh wow
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>>154980266
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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why does Vegas even have a hockey team? Shit makes no sense.
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SCARRR
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Lol
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SCAAAAAAARRRRRR
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THAI GAME
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scar
>>
>C2NES
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The Eichel!
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KWABICANES
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>and2rshit
>marn0r
>>
LOL
>>
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK
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>>154980350
Im greased from head to toe, and warmed up. They will have a fight on their hands
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>randies
Playoffs Freddy has finally arrived
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It was 2-0
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does this count as a meme game?
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Canes bros...it was 2-0...

It's not fair...Carter Hart needs to be losing...
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>>154980362
>draw in
>>
IT WAS 0-0!
>>
Most dangerous sneed
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/hoc/ told em this would be a boring series. Why did /hoc/ lie to me?
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ANDERSIEVE STRIKES AGAIN
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GAY FUCKING FAGGOT BULLSHIT
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>>154980368
why does
>san jose
>los angeles
>anaheim
>phoenix
>dallas
>tampa
>miami
>carolina
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THANK YOU GARY
>>154980279
Epic collapse.
THE MOST DANGEROUS DRAW
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think its time for my reffies to establish themselves in this series.
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>>154980357
gee I dunno maybe it has something to do with her enormous tits
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>it was 2-0
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>>154980373
BASED
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>>154980373
I could use a thai massage IYKWIM
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oh nononono canes choking as per usual
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why couldn't we do that
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THANK YOU, GARY, FOR THIS WONDERFUL ICE HOCKEY
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>>154980402
>muh titties
grow up
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>>154980389
stop spamming AI slop
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BARBASHEV SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
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>2 goals on 6 shots
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>>154980343
>smash
Yes!
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>>154980279
>Labatt Blue has a 10.1% abv beer
what the
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>>154980415
fag
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>>154980398
Because they win
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>>154980419
This is actually a shit game
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>>154980402
Ok but like that's all she's got. She's fat and got an ugly side the sloth face
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>>154980402
Number 1 they're not that big
Number 2
*spits*
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two buckbroken goalies with permanently gaped legs face off
tune in to see who chokes harder!
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>>154980402
i would beat my dick and shoot a massive load all over those fat titties, if you know what i mean
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IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
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>>154980331
>>154980402
if you want to post boobs at least post someone attractive and /hoc/ related
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>stop spamming AI slop
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>>154980415
happy pride month!
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marina mentioned
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>>154980415
Homosexual
>>
I wonder how Torts calmed those nerves
>>
missed it can a nigga get a webm of the goal
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Canes should be wearing their red jerseys
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>>154980402
why does she wear a ring on every finger but the wedding ring finger?
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>>154980419
they got tips from the habs
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I firmly believe that the Randies are a one trick pony. They don't have another style of play.
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eichel sucks
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>>154980443
Thanks, Miska
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>>154980425
yeah it sucks, all 10% hobo beers taste like shit but molson/labatt sell theirs at a premium because of the brand
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He almost got that 3rd goal in, late touch.
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>>154980307
Come watch with us! Cozy stream
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GO KNIGHTS
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>>154980454
True, remember how this color combo worked for Team Canada?
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>>154980279
Let's talk about one of the most embarrassing blunders of the century. I don't understand how Colorado is going to recover its reputation after that mess.
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OH NO NO NONONO
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>>154980462
I remember looking up his name on twitter for trade news and it was 50% gay german penises
>>
>>154980436
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>
EAT THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT EAT COCK RANDY
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>>154980462
yet he's better than mcdavid
>>
TWAS 2-0
>>
>randi3s
K W A B
W
A
B
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what the fuck
>>
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>>154980443
>>154980451
thanks fren
>>
KWAB
>>
it's so over
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>the city of Carolina
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>HU33ICANES
>HU33ICANES
>HU33ICANES
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WEW LAD
>andershit
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>c3nes
>>
Canes got downloaded
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WILD BILL
>>
Vegas Gary Knights :D
>>
3AT COCK RANDY
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>reddit cheering
/hoc/ bros..........
>>
>can3s
>>
Hurraped Hurretards
>>
holy fuck torts is a genius
>>
RAPE 3 CANES 2
>>
>asl stream
>no commentators talking, only crowd noise
>complete fucking silence in the arena when the goal is scored
this is kino levels i never thought possible
>>
Carolina is just excited to be here.
Vegas is surgical.

Carter Hart is winning the Stanley Cup
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maybe the canes are just tired
>>
>>154980472
mackinnon is the KWABTY
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>>154980402
I would so hard but she's also fucking retarded.
>>
Jen Vegas in 4
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>>154980327
Marner knows Andersen well.
>>
>3 goals in 8 shots
Oh yeah Freddy
>>
Marner bros we are winning
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It took Torts 12 minutes to figure out Carolina. This is going to be a sweep
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>danish goaltending
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>>154980459
They're the great NPC hockey team.
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its fuckjing over bros....my canes will never win another stanley cup
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Who's making that goofy ahh laugh
>>
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holy torts
>>
Gary turned the magnets off, step it up Canes!
>>
KARLSSON SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
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Andersen bros we have been exposed
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>Was 2 - 0
KWAB
>>
STOP THE COUNT
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>come back
>it's 3-2 vegas
Uh Randy?????????
>>
We're just better.
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this one is going out to all the Randys out there: hang in there
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canes need to eat some STEAK!
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>>154980273
close enough
>>
so many gambling ads.
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>>154980483
Nyanpsu!
they've lost all momentum and are getting exposed, range
>>
>Mitch Marner is going to win the Stanley Cup
>Mitch Marner is going to win the Conn Smythe
Leaf bros...
>>
Cane someone please tell this bald faggot to stop trying to make "vee gee kay" a thing?
>>
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>hockey will be over soon

hold me, /hoc/, I feel cold
>also, this game has been tits
>>
is the ice literally tilted? why is this end the only one we play in?
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Oh yeah THAT'S why we didn't keep Freddy....
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>>154980538
>didn't preboil the potato slices
fucking DROPPED
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>>154980459
They cant improvise when the system isnt working
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>>154980516
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>>154980537
They must persist
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>it was 2-0
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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The pacific division is winning the Stanley Cup, that's right the whole division.
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>>154980549
Freddy has better playoff stats than anyone on the ducks current roster combined.
>>
>>154980547
Why don't NHL stadiums build tiltable ice and keep it slightly angled against the other team?
>>
Do you think Gary let Bill pick the winner tonight?
>>
>>154980542
Butthurt toronto media will give it to eichel
>>
BENULTY BASED REFFIES
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>>154980560
so much for a pillow fight
>>
>>154980538
Take the bugs off and its a solid sandwich
>>
>>154980571
It's still a pillow fight, it's just gary sucks VEE-GEE-KAY cock on a nightly basis
>>
>>154980505
>>154980538
so what's her OF
>>
>>154980562
And he still shits the bed when it matters most. He was the >lose games 6 and 7 after leading series 3-2 Goaler
>>
>>154980542
>laffs
>>
>Fr3di3
>>
series sucks shit already
>>
reddit's laughing
CAROLINA IS LOSING AND REDDIT IS LAUGHING
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>>154980560
Chadcific Division
>comedy central division
>ack!-lantic division
>metrosexual division
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>>154980540
Idiocracy levels of soon!
>>
>>154980538
>until I get a boyfriend
>filmed by her boyfriend
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vegas has to lose, right niggas?
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>Come back from short workout
>3-2
Wtf happened?
>>
Freddy is bad.
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>>154980562
Yeah but he chokes when it matters most unfortunately. That's why the ducks booted him.
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>heh, vegas is going to get their ass beat
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>>154980544
>the V, G, K
It’s awful
>>
Pussy is now on the menu. Watch Carter Harts mastery of gash
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>danish goaltending
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lol wtf is that awful power play graphic...
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>>154980563
they do in Montreal and it didnt help them
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>>154980538
realistically a girl like this can get a bf any time she wants
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>>154980538
>sandwiches
stopped watching as soon as i seen shrimp
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>>154980594
I wish Ow! My balls! was a real show...
>>
Rod is doing the gentleman sweep again.
>>
power paly
>>
>>154980613
Realistically that girl is short and fat and ugly
>>
>>154980579
Ducks lost. Get over it.
>>
>>154980540
This nation will collapse by 2040
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>>154980618
Canes are even lower.
>>
>>
>>154980622
Realistically you're coping and/or gay
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power paly time
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>>154980617
How kind of him
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>>154980625
Probably
>>
>>154980614
they call it a poor boy down south i've heard
>>
>>154980622
you can just say that she is american
>>
>>154980622
doesn't change my point at all
>>
PING
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>>154980638
American broadcasts are so cringe
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>>154980617
>>
Why does /hoc/ think the Hurricanes are reddit-coded?
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>>154980625
Good, we need a reset and whoever takes us over will want our labor skills and taxes, so I don't see them going medieval on our asses as far as extermination goes.
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>>154980618
>>
>>154980623
You're the one sucking their cock so...
>>
>>154980618
grim
>>
I can't believe 3 teams failed to expose andersson. Our Knights are the heroes we deserve
>>
>>154980467
>>154980307
my internets is slow but I would
>>
amazing how far you can get with .750 sv% goaltending in the leastern conference
>>
>>154980578
Second one is @evannhaley
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>>154980653
me at work
>>
My apology to the Habs has been redacted
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>>154980654
>ur gay hurr hurr
kys califaggot
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>>154980538
>>154980614
>>154980641
>>
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>>154980625
Amazing how they shat all over online poker but now gambling is fucking everywhere and normalized to get everyone addicted.
>>
>Marner is genuinely going for the Conn Smythe
How did Leafs fuck him up that bad?
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>>154980657
habs put up 5 against him in game1....
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>>154980653
he's just like me fr
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This is literally what happens when your mascot is a stinky smelly (((pig))), God ends up cursing you.
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>>154980667
uhhhhhhh, who is evan
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>>154980672
and vegas is dying since gambling can be done anywhere
>>
GAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>154980671
>"dressed"
>>
>>154980675
forced him to play for the snowbelt
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>154980671
>french
opinion completely disregarded
>>
>>154980675
just canadian team things
>>
>more dangerous draw in Raleigh
>>
>v3gass
>>
MY WHALIES :)
>>
KWAB
>>
>v3gass
>>
3-3 SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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THE SCOREFUL DRAW
CANES TIE!
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>Knighti3s
>>
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY REF SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE
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>>154980680
Hola Pablo! I didn't know there were jews in Mexico
>>
>tie game
its over
>>
NOT SO FAST
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>>154980671
Po'boys don't have steak idiot. That is for Ri'boys
>>
>>154980694
why are you pretending like eichel did something on the team he was drafted to
>>
>>154980676
oh wow raise the banners...
>>
EAAAAAAAAAAAAT MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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>most dangerous draw in Chicago
>>
Streamfags on another planet tonight
>>
>SH3RT
>>
>playoffs Freddy vs. Farter Shart
Yep.
>>
Just as they were taking it back he starts Sharting...
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STAAL SSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
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This is a really good game overall. I appreciate it.
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>>154980728
Try not being a retard
>>
>no stankoven yet
NHL needs NFL style refball
>>
canesbros we are so fucking BACK
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>>154980721
CORRECTION
>no goal
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>v3gass
>v3gass
>v3gass
>>
>>154980739
Kys leaf
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>>154980670
>Literally won't take the corkscrew penis out of his mouth
>N-n-no you
Lol
>>
there's better 5-on-5 hockey being played here than Panthers vs Oilers, by a huge margin ...where's the slop i was promised?
>>
FART3R SHART
>>
Woke Story 5. Fuck that shit.
>>
>>154980638
AI or jeet?
>>
HE CANT STOP SHARTING
>>
https://discord.com/invite/46FnDK3BBE
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>>154980759
>why not both.jpg
>>
>>154980635
hes coomin
>>
>>154980753
>fag is talking about dicks again
I hate June now.
>>
God damn, this game is intence. And we're only in the first game.
>>
No one wants to go to your gay discord
>>
>>154980737
>>154980754
I'm having a lot of fun :)
>>
>>154980757
>watching any movie starring a child rapist like Hanks
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>>154980768
>Lol U mad
And gay
>>
Goaltending status: travesty
>>
>>154980736
That's a killer shot, Aarni
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>>154980759
AI = Another Indian
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>that guy said that one dude can't keep cock out of his mouth
>>
>Literal expansionist, sunbelt Final
This Cup will not be canon
>>
>>154980775
Yawn. You're boring. Goodbye.
>>
>>154980770
Gary is really giving us a hell of a series
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>>154980787
gary's world
>>
I like how virtue signalers praying for Vegas downfall are currently cheering on a known outspoken anti gay person scoring, on 'pride month'. Funniest timeline.
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>>154980785
That's a good recipe for blowing coverage.
>>
>most dangerous lead in Chicago
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>>154980775
>>154980788
can you faggots both kys yourselves?
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>>154980788
Fucking finally. Fuck off
>>
Will we get GaryTimeâ„¢ tonight?
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>>154980777
Hellebuyck is drunk and laughing at the series
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>>154980794
Pride month isn’t real Sven
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>>154980794
Staal hates fags? Based.
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one night only you can have sex. crazy premise for a movie. imagine having sex?
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>>154980635
IM GOONA SCOOOOOOOOORE
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>>154980802
Can you shut the fuck up
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why even pay a goalie anything over league minimum when you get below replacement level play anyways
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>>154980814
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
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when do they kiss
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>>154980794
Who? He sounds based
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>>154980814
Imagine going to a woman's comedy show in hopes of getting laid.
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>>154980811
I know, that's why I said 'pride month'. Not my fault you guys made that a thing over there.
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>>154980827
It was a concert retard
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I miss $1 slices
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>claude is still dead
Um, thanks for the update?
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>>154980836
Doesn't matter, nobody was listening
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Freddy speaks English perfectly. I bet he was a good student
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i dont feel like getting the garbage out during intermission, bros
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154980838
>don't bee sad its over
>bee happy it happened
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>>154980830
>over there
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>>154980844
but don't you FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL bad about it? This is the same broadcasting company that would ask NFL draftees about their dead parents after they were drafted by the teams and then talk about it ad nauseum with their talking heads.
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why is aho allowed to play as much as he does?
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>>154980814
I thought sex was a made up hentai thing
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>>154980852
lazy bitch

make me a sandwich
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>>154980844
Do you think the Canadiens players blame themselves?
I do.
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>espn talking about suicide and cte
gary CAN'T be happy about that!
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>>154980867
I did it and made a mini me
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>>154980852
your XL cab ford 350 should handle a few bags
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>>154980849
I was
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>aho being an aho
typical
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>>154980860
Today I benched 215 for 8 reps with anger
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I would have flicked it over fart like datsyuk
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>>154980866
Has he done anything these playoffs?
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>>154980870
Gary makes time to let the community aid people in making their case
>cause Gary is a humanitarian, thank Gary, /hoc/


THANK YOU, GARY!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks =3
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>>154980875
true. i can always just dump the bags at the local ice ring's dumpster
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PENULTY
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F L O P
L
O
P
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It's a nig in a box!
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>>154980872
Congrats! You better put the kid on skates soon
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>>154980869
From being on national television to necking yourself in the shed after that blow out.
Gary's script was crazy.
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Do you think Claude Lemieux's story will inspire KWABOTY MacKinnon?
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>tune into espn
>redditcanes dick sucking

>tune into sportsnet
>redditcanes dick sucking + 10,000 gamblings ads a second
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>negro disciplined for excessive violence
hehe
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get that man a speedo that was a perfect dive!
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>>154980870
Imagine being the Lemieux family and deciding to watch the Cup finals just to blow off some steam and enjoy the game and then the announcers are broadcasting to an audience of millions that your family member killed himself

or watching the tape 20 years from now and then they bring that up
>>
>>154980907
>he doesnt use onhockey
lol lmao even
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>>154980909
racist much?
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>>154980885
Welcome back bro =)
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>>154980830 I missed your quotations. My mistake. The tide is turning though. Don’t die from a grenade attack in Södermalm friend.
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>>154980865
They still ask Schaefer about his dead mother every time he does something special
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>>154980901
I want a colored only box.
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>Ole, OleOleOle,
>Ole,
>Ole.
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>>154980901
dindu nuffin
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Grug need put puck in net? Grug think Grug put in self in net counts as goal.
>>
too many colored in hoc
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>>154980905
crosby will comfort mackinnon
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>>154980901
Never relax around them.
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>>154980917
Thx. Just to be clear I got a forced 3 day vacay :(
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>the fortress of Wayne
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>>154980907
>Turn in to TVASport
>Cries because it isn't RDS with Pierre Houde commenting
>>
Wow that just missed.
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if vegas loses, im going to shit in my spongebob pants and fling it in the road
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>>154980919
poor kid
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Let's go VGK!
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SCARRRRRRRRR
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how do gary's magnets work when eichel has a metal spine?
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Based
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AND WE'RE HEADING TO THE THIRD PERIOD
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Good game desu
Thank you Gary-Sama
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>scoreful draw in the confederacy
Missed the first 2 periods, who inted/jobbed?
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yeah there's a lot of sloppy hockey
>>
>>154980940
Fort Wayne, Indiana?
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>>154980965
Is the line in California supposed to represent north/south or ??
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carolina hurrrrricanes are going to lose
im from the future
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>Kansas City Mavericks vs. Florida Everblades

good match up
>gg, Ft Wayne, good effort
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>>154980967
Thank you Gary
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>>154980916
You aren’t? How gay and cucked.
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>>154980963
medical implants aren't magnetic. I have a plate in my head and don't set off any detectors. I once asked a security guard to wand my skull, nothing
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>>154980979
can you tell me what stocks to buy?
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>>154980872
Mine would probably have good genes except for all the mental illness
>>
>>154980990
Anon is the average canes fan
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>>154980992
>wand my skull
I bet you did, you faggot.
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>>154981002
I have mental illness and am 5'8
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>>154980996
buy high, sell low 4chan
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>>154980992
whe you wand my ass i can tell you i go magnetic
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>6 time champion all time player sharing the stage with a ringless ape who served as a gimmick in his playing and broadcast career

Why is this allowed?
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seriously, what did they mean by this line in california?
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>>154981008
wait a minute
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>>154980872
>decide to have kids 3 times
>its twins every single time
ok
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>>154980992
That may be because the implant wasn't metallic at all; maybe composite, maybe high-impact plastics
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>>154981002
I have good genes except I am not tall but he is a freaking giant baby. He got all my good shit tho: no allergies, no mental illness
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>>154981023
Gary knows about California's future split
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>>154981023
The mexican side vs. the white side.
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>>154980996
The NHL is gonna restructure soon and Gary will announce the league will go public. Go all in on the IPO.
>>
UH OH MAVERICKS

UH OH
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>>154981023
>SOON
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>>154981023
Carolina wants another north/south friend. The Dakotas are forgettable
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>>154980965
What about the rest of Canada? Who are they cheering for?
>>
>>154981037
Make sure the boy grows up to be at least 6 foot
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>>154981042
california is known as mexicana norte in mexico
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>>154980982
3-0 not looking good
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>>154980965
>North and South California split
this is unironically the NUSA map from Cyberpunk
wtf
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>>154981061
>he doesn't know that mexicans are white now
Anon...
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>>154981045
Startups often fail but I trust Gary
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>>154981052
I'm cheering for whoever will piss off the most people if they win, so Knights.
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>>154981072
>redefining what qualifys as white
an extremely american thing to do
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>>154981072
the whitest dude i ever met was from monterey
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>>154981048
Let’s go Komets!
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>>154981079
based
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>>154981042
You act as though mexicants understand borders.
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Gary foreshadowing multipuck???
>>154980963
Non-ferrous metal?
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>the city of Kansas
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knights are tied bro's and all of their goals against are from turnovers kwab let's clean it up
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>>154981092
JEN
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>>154981085
did he play lacrosse?
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>>154980965
KEK
>>154980982
Get cup number 5 guys!
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oh my god drop the puck already
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they'd sweep Vegas
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>>154981107
So the knights are jobbing? Damn lmao there goes the cup
>>
UH OH EAGLES

UH OH
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>>154981127
the players need time to pee
>>
Some foid I went high school with is at the game
>>
Ate 3 hot dogs but im still hungry.
>>
>>154981023
Gary got word from Gavin they are indeed splitting up for more senators.
>>
Please no OT tonight
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>>154981142
Gross
>>
>>154981141
Was she nice?
>>
>>154981133
idk man i'm pretty happy to be tied after the second after being down two goals
>>
>>154981142
fat fuck
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>>154981139
as if they weren't peeing themselves on the bench like F1 and nascar drivers
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>>154981150
They had buns dude i didnt just eat them straight up
>>
ate 6 hot dogs but im still hungry
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>>154981142
with mustard?
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>>154981149
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>>154981132
Agreed
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shannon is streaming btw
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>>154981142
i hate 6 jumbos ones yesterday
unfortunately hot dogs arent fullfilling
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>>154981059
He is almost 2 but is wearing 3t clothes. He started off 10lbs and has been in the 99-100th percentile every growth check
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arigato gozaimasu gary-sama
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>3 hot dogs
>fat fuck
>>
Fed 500 hotdogs to my wife and she's still hungry. Please send help.
>>
knights are just lucky
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>>154981181
bigger
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>>154981141
I envy her
>>
haven't eaten today but i'm on beer 6
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>>154981176
*skates towards the box*
>>
>>154981132
Why is their logo a toilet seat with a turd shaped as a letter H in the middle?
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>>154981154
I guess I haven’t talked to her in ten years
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>that guy over there is fond of tube steak, and I can relate cause I could really go for a chili dog right about now, extra cheese and onions
>>
God this thread is moving so fast that no one will notice that I'm trying out my remote controlled vibrating cock ring and butt plug tonight and I press the remote controlled button every time someone makes a hit or shoots a puck.
Go Knights!
>>
>>154981183
cope no they aren't eichel had two posts that period
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>>154981177
Yeah these were the normal size ones too
>>154981169
Ketchup only pal
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>>154981172
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>>154981186
keep us posted
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>>154981186
OMAD?
>>
>The Killers
How out of touch is Gary?
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>>154981186
I had one beer.
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>>154981204
idk what this means
>>
>>154981142
I had a couple tonight, good bachelor chow.
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>>154981184
It's as beeg as she can go captain
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>>154981181
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>>154981219
B A S E D
I
L
L
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>>154981214
read the /fit/ sticky
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>>154981186
my 12 pack is almost gone. perfectly paced with the game
>>
>>154981214
>Oscar Meyers, Anno Domini
>>
im defending carter hart on reddit bros wish me luck
>>
who tf is stanley
>>
>>154981219
That's a decent amount of hot dogs for one man
>>
EAT COCK RANDYYYYYYYY
>>
>>154981231
That's mr cup to you
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>>154981219
KEK
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>>154981214
GOMAD then
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>>154981222
>>154981222
>>154981222
>>154981222
checked
>>
>c4nes
>>
>>154981230
godspeed
>>
scccaaaaaaarrrrrr
>>
>>154981155
Wait so the randys are jobbing? I skipped the first 2 periods :]
>>
>>154981231
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Stanley,_16th_Earl_of_Derby
>>
These two teams really are the best in the league
>>
scar
>>
sssscaaarrrrrrrrr
>>
IT WAS 2-0
>>
its over
>>
>>154981231
they stole the man's cup and use it to tease him each final. he doesnt know which state it will end up in, and then the winner hoists it up and taunts him on camera after the game
the winner members then take turns keeping it in their homes, like an extended game of keepaway
he has never found his cup
>>
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VEGAS AHEAD AGAIN
>>154981182
t.
>>
>>154981256
It was the avs until it wasn't
>>
>>154981243
Phaneuf didn't like Phil eating cookies.
>>
4redrick 4nderson
>>
It's over Caniacs. Marner is getting his cup
>>
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>>154981231
The older, estranged brother of Bruce Lee
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>veg4
>>
NEW
>>154890883
>>
kangs are flying
>>
place your bets which game sees andersieve pulled?
>>
hell yes, squat and shit on the hurricanes
>>
>>154981284
>>154981284
>>154981284
NEW
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>>154981186
i've had 7 beers and a thc beverage, i know i'm an alcoholic because even though i have 5 beers left i'm thinking about walking to the gas station to get more.
>>
>>154981281
My God, you are so fucking funny, how the fuck can you even stand yourself
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>>154981231
The genius that made this
>>
Oh noooooooooooooo the vgk



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