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Dodgers!
doyers
>>154981049shit teams
Colt double!
dodgers
The Atlanta Braves are a good baseball team
scrubbies kek
Doyers
>2 threads >both mariners extremely based
Cyclewatch! CYCLEWATCH!!
Os
reds
>Chase Field is a sea of blue Is it Dodgers Stadium East or something?
>>154981049meme teams no one cares about
dani wexelman my jewfu
Mariners can win without Cal, but Yaks can't without Judge, so I guess he really is most valuable.
nobody cares ohtanipacos
>mets leave the opener in long enough to give up 2 runs lol
Ohtani allows us to dream
dodgers!
Apologize for calling them the tloses!
Hey…where’d all the Yankees fans go?!
great play by winn
>>154981098>openerWhat is this phenomenon of starting pitchers to pussy to start games
everyone cares ohtanichads
>>154981098>bring your rookie starter in down 2-0 with RISPbold strategy
>his club doesn't have twice as many wins as losses
>>154981086gotta be honest, this gave me a bit of a chub.
when are we going back to slag posting
>>154981090this but unironically
i gotta drive back. RICK MONDAY
>>154981109why do chicks wear so much fucking makeup this girl would be cute without looking like a whore
>opener
>>154981077Look at her go!
>>154981118My club won a series against that club.
>>154981130>girlumm...sweetie...?
>>154981109>dyed hair>excessive makeupdropped
>>154981122now
>>154981086>slappin beaversDare I say based
Where did all the White Sox fans go?
>>154981144whose this broad?
>>154981144This one is a powder keg that will explode to obese the second she hits 35
>>154981118My club has twice as many wins against the barves as losses against the barves, does that count?
>>154981135And I still can't figure out how the fuck they managed it
>>154981122
>>154981130>>154981143they have this thing where it's>i'm not doing it for boys!>i'm doing it for me!>looks like clownLMAO
>>154981163The better team usually wins the series anon
Where did all the Mariners fans go?
>>154981161in 10% of these cases they paradoxically get hotter in their 30s
>Red Sox trade Kyle Harrison for Caleb DurbinkekIt's amazing how inept the Sawx front office has been the last 5 years.
>>154981175They do it for internet attention. That girl probably has 50k instagram followers and simps send her money just for existing
>>154981189Baseball is on.
>>154981201booba
>jose fernandez:(
>>154981194no
busha
>>154981189Look behind you
>>154981201
>>154981201NO ONE REPORT THIS FAGGOTHE'S STAYING
>>154981162no but it's a good start>>154981135nice job
Are we ready to stop jinxing our pitchers?
kill bunters
>>154981201i can never tell what i am. i love men and i love being pounded like a bitch but then i see this and i want to put a baby in it
Gilbert fucking sucks.
>>154981241go cubs!
>>154981241FAGGOT
>>154981189Been here the whole time, faggot! Not going anywhere
>>154981241based yankee fan
Eric Lauer you little shit!
carolina needs testosterone injections before next gamevegas is too fast and too physical. they simply skate faster
>>154981201Sorry but women with short hair just don’t do anything for me
>lossing to the mest
>>154981241you're bi dude, most people are
>>154981262>>>/lgbt/
>lauer assfucker>varland poundin>hoffman fucksmen
>>154981262which teams are those?
>>154981261why did the Jays shitcan him? He's perfectly serviceable.
>>154981264That isn't short hair.
>>154981261what did he do?
>>154981247He’s still young but seems like he’s regressing. Fewer strikeouts, more hard hit balls and more home runs allowed
cubsisters...
>>154981278Carolina Padres vs A's
>>1549812473 good pitchers
Not relocating.
>>154981283At or above the shoulders is short and homosexual
>mests vs marinersa homosexual matchup to start pride month
>>154981288I'm baffled why they wanted to extend him.
>>154981288>He’s still younghe's about to be 30
why the fuck can't my berds ever convert men on base into runs
>>154981241You’re an overdue suicide. Get to it
>>154981280he fooled them into trading him out of that shithole known as canada
>>154981278which teams r those, those... ?they could give androgel to players, it's undetectable in urin samples
>>154981049My pirates (:
>>154981247>>154981288He’s fine and throwing harder than ever. You doomer fags need to kys
>>154981316I think if they let him walk he’d be underwhelming elsewhere. Seattle is the easiest park to pitch in >>154981317Most pitchers hit their prime early 30s, provided they stay healthy
>>154981322you first honeybuns <3
>>154981247yep he's washed
a sotoan strikeout>juan shitshow
kek scuba
gg Indians. Hitler didn't have his best stuff. See you tomorrow. I'm still calling you the Indians.
>>154981357hello scrubbie :D
kek chicano cubes
Gilbert would be an ace on most teams
>>154981340His hard hit rate is up, K’s are down, and HR rate allowed is up. I don’t know why you’re getting upset
shittler KEK
>>154981357Shut up bitch lmfao
Tucker is such a shitter
>>154981340he's mid sis
>>154981372He should be the new Tigers ace in exchange for Skubal.
Slumpio Slumpriguez
>>154981396we don't want scrub ass gilbert
>>154981320>why the fuck can't my berds ever convert men on base into runsRBI’s are still a skill
>>154981122i don't post slags, i post princesses
>cubs dont make playoffs>bears move to gary
>>154981312the first openly gay broship..
mest KEK
kek randy>>1549814052 Logans for the price of 1 Skubal?
>>154981410you're a pedophile who likes little boys
Reds? Reds!
>>154981431This
>>154981429we don't want any scrubs on that roster, no matter the count. sorry
VIENTOS YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
corbin FAGGOT
it's over
>>154981410NO
>S P R E A D A W A R N E S Sis there a worse phrase in modern discourse?
>>154981428>wheelie binU ‘avin a giggle mate?
the mamdani mets
>meststraight little league shit roflmao
>>154981465>"doing the work">"problematic">"do better"
>>154981465>>154981494Full stop.
>>154981410That's a man
McNeil and Alonso make those plays
>MESTizos
>>154981507god i fucking wish...
>>154981410Dis nigga loves AI moon faces
>>154981410Acetone (found in nail polish remover) and Tetrahydrofuran (THF) are powerful solvents that actively dissolve many types of hard and melted plastics. For cleaning up accidental plastic spills or melting incidents, solvents like rubbing alcohol, mineral spirits, or commercial adhesive removers like Goo Gone are also highly effective
Less than 24 hours til Cole's perfect game
Fuck my boricua ass
Schlitter is dealing
>>154981003im actually really good looking by american standards
>>154981122too many gays in this genny
>>154981555damn that's one sexy dude...is he a top or a switch?
ggs yanks
it was fun while it lasted
Sugano Master Class
>>154981555F O N D L EM YB A L L S
>>154981580You better salvage.
this gilbert guy looks like a meth head from spokane
>>154981601not happening
>>154981605that's 1/3 of mlb, you'll have to be more specific
Vientos just killed that ump...
>>154981551>t. picrel
>>154981555i bet she has a delicious tummy under that shirt
>>1549816171/3 of mlb is named gilbert? retard
>>154981580are we regressing to the mean
>>154981605And did you hear they're letting fags in Silverwood now?
>>154981624>she
>>154981632NL Central had a crazy fraudulent start to the season
>he fell for the reversion memengmi
>>154981623what do americans have against >the mullet?
>>154981645buddy all five of us are over .500 in june, what the fuck are you talking about
Logan’s gonna give up another 2 run bomb in the 5th isn’t he
>>154981664theres only been 2 games in June though
>>154981605>>154981635He looks like shaggy from that scooby doo movie. The one with linda cardellini
>>154981664lol let’s see what those standings look like in September bud
>>154981669/mlb/ is not for lewd
3-0 count, you swinging?
>>154981659Plenty of burgers have mullets but it’s basically the national hairstyle of Australia
Gakt...
BrewGODS
>>154981669Cubs girls look like THAT!?
Gilbert moves like hes still learning his body through puberty
>>154981697walking is for fags
>>154981669what team does she root for?
>>154981669thank you for your service
>>154981669never seen such a pastrami lookin poossay
>>154981635This would probably be really funny if I knew what Silverwood was
>>154981669sniffffffffffffff
Buyers remores, cubs bros?
The Mest pitcher is actually named Tong lmao
>>154981739>looking at the pussy when those natural milk trucks are right there
>Uma Musume ad on my SNLA feed at Chasehell yeah
>>154981747Theme park near Spokane.
>>154981410Bug posters assemble
>>154981777he just tried to kill pereda
turning this slurper off
why would you hang a banner in your stadium besides world series champions? if you dont win it all your team is a failure that year.
freddie :)
Pereda flipping his bat on a single will always be funny.
getting hungry
>>154981812I missed that what happened?
>>154981825dang i bet she plops out some chunky dump piles
>>154981844I like to imagine its more like lil rabbit poops
>>154981836Lost a curveball and went head hunting accidentally
>>154981856either way, i'd masturbate blindfolded while she held them up to my nostrils and berated me for being such a sick fucking freak
>>154981861kek
sneks stealing signs again
>>154981825It's always a massive red flag when the incels on this board act like they would lick or smell a womans asshole, like you guys realize that's where shit comes from right? And that no matter how clean a woman claims her asshole is it's an indisputable fact that there are particles of shit on them at all times?I'd cave a women's skull in before I ever lowered myself to licking her ass. Talk about faggot beta male behavior right there I mean jesus christ lmao
kurt suzuki really is the dumbest man in baseball
>>154981844>>154981856She shits wombat cubes and this is not up for discussion.
Sigh
>mookie sl-ACK!!!
>>154981886... I meant I want food
jp walkford :)
>>154981886most mentally stable anon
Look at this dude
Women don’t poop. You guys are retarded!
>>154981886>nice butt miss
>>154981919I was married and can confirm this is false
Time to end the 0/11 mini-slump Julio
>>154981923yo this nigga eating poop
>yfw mookie is signed for another 6 years after this for 33mil/yr
pasadena mentioned
>>154981932This guy married a danged tranny!
>>154981886> act likelol. lmao
>>154981941Seeing these types of posts are so annoying. He gave us 3 rings, who fking cares.
>>154981886I've seen this pasta before
>>154981919I'm a girl and I poop...
Randy gonna K
>>154981991Apologize
Eric Lauer fuckign retard
>>154981960I kind of agree but 6 years of that much dead money dead money is insane. I would care less if it was like 3 years
Keep this lead Logan don’t fuck it up you gangly cunt
my sneks are building something here
Imagine not knowing Silverwood. What a miserable joyless life that must be.
>>154981960The 2020 ring is Mickey Mouse and you know it. Not a real championship
>>154982034alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>154982023gl snekbro mariners nation is behind you
>>154982048Timber Terror mogs Tremors.
Bro what the fuck? The Mariners announcer just called that black player a simian.
>Kwabbies lost todayKeeek
>>154982016overpay and dead money aren't the same thing. besides that, these guys are smart and priced all that in long ago. they know what they're doing.
B A L KALK
>>154982065Washington has a ton of white supremacists
>>154982065We were all thinking it.
Was Dan just inspecting Pereda’s balls?
>>154982065
look at those yoyos that aint balking
>muh pitchcom closest thing mlb has to flopping
>>154982079i look like this and post here
>>154982100It's penis inspection day.
gorbin sneedroll :DDD
It’s underappreciated how much of a beating catchers take. Even with pads and a cup foul tips fuckin hurt
I'm already tired of watching Lauer. I'm ready for some River Ryan.
>>154982105and there it is
>>154982107that little faggot is a millionaire...
>first strikeout of the gameJays take back this retard
>>154982124kek
>>154982064patrician taste. tremors is too rough although the RMC upgrade might change that
>>154982117only if you're a zoomshit. you appreciate catchers more and more the longer you watch the game.
>>154982140I haven't been in 20 years
Doing a pokemon randomizer nuzlock of Emerald. Who should I choose as a starter, Clampearl, Espeon or Aron? Evos are randomized.
>>154982141I was born in 2006. Does that make me a zoomer?
>>154982149Pikachu
>>154982151yes
>>154982149If evos are random why would it matter?
>>154982149they stopped trying with pokemon names after the original red and blue
>>154982149Espeon is the obvious choice
chudbros....
so the charlie kirk fag is going to throw another win away
>>154982105Coward.
Another classic 5 and Dive from Logan Gilbert.
>>154981947more like pass-a-gay-a kek
>>154982180well that's not very nice!
>>154982149just pick a bug so you can evo faster
he warded that one off
WARD 'EM OFF
PSYCH WARD'D
>>154982190>>154982191future Tiger
>>154982167Yeah because Red and Blue had some real bangers like Muk and Seel
>>154982149Isnt the first gym rock? Take Aron. I think he learns a ground move pretty early.
>anaels
>>154982201You’re right. Octogaladriel and Turbulasaur are better
angels ain't it
Vientos has Lou Gehrig's disease.
wat do
>vientosholy fuck this guy sucks
munky homer incoming
>>154981336raise the jolly roger! bullpen needs fixed.
>rispners
>>154982228So your team has a Blake Perkins too.
>>154982228relocate the team
>>154982228
I didn't watch the Chadres game but I'm pretty sure we're Cleveland spiders offense putrid awful. Guess I'll wait for inevitable firesale soon.
>>154982250so true kek
>>154982228>>154982242>yes…you heard me right >3 team deal for Bowen and Perkins>we’ll give up whatever they want
JHONNY PEREDA 3 RUN BLAST
PEREDAAAAAAAAAA
>>154982238Ahahaha eat shit faggot retard
john schneider
>Mest
>henriquez
>>154982245Ventura County Padres has a nice ring to it
Well fucking shit
>>154982281I mean /we/ were 0-8 before that
COLT BUNT SINGLECOLT BUNT SINGLE
But no really this nigga is named Tong
>>154982291Jonah desperately needs to add a 2-Seam/Sinker to throw to RHH's
>>154981632I'm hoping that the offensive changes we've made will start bearing fruit more frequently - Torres, Velazquez and recently Crooks have proven they're semi consistent. The real problem starting four have is hitting into easy double-play material, and Walker's hit a massive slump. Gorman's probably next on the chopping block when Nootbar's back.
>>154982289Santa Paula Padres kekiniI'm from Camarillo
>>154982301Shouldn't it be easy for him to get fellow righties?
>>154982301nah. i think dfa and never play in the bigs again sounds better
>>154982287still only 23 with less than 50 IP total at this level. we have to be patient.
I hate Bo Bichette!
>>154982287Was the new smiling friends season good?
FAGGOTS
>>154982311Not really, there are way more RHP's than LHP's, so Righty/Righty matchup isn't as impactful as lefty/lefty.>>154982317You should never breathe again
>leaving Gilbert in >leaving Gilbert in after he sat that long
come onnnn DOUBLE PURAY
Gaw
NEBRASKA PADRES
BENGIE#2 ON THE NIGHT
back in it
>>1549823442026 Mariners starters have mastered going 5.1 to 6 giving up 3 runs. Better than average, not great tho
>>154982332Yes
>>154982305do you live here? https://maps.app.goo.gl/oiaMefuCPhiQzyW29?g_st=ac
A homer and 2 men on base to get that extra third of an inning, great job Dan.
>>154982305relaxin' at camarillohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oBuHfFx8FE
>>154982373old town, but I moved to a flyoverthat home looks like the opposite of kino
>>154982373not the dude you're replying to, but I live on Murray for a year while I went to CSUCI
cRushing
cRushed
cRushie
based rushingfuck em!
Yeah so Logan next time do that.
One pitch Two outs Mest baseball
>>154982393based
>MestIt literally never stops happening
Dodgeranons are absolute fuckin NPCs
gj Freelie & Andy P
>>154982429BASED
IBBtani :(((
>>154982437kek seethe bitch
PAGES
>>154982442FREE MANFREE LAND
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
too bad the rally killer is up
Slump over Julio is back
>>154982453How slow is your stream?
mookie slap!
>>154982468he needs to pop the video out and FF it to only 10 seconds behind. that's the limit
>>154982452>yeah so check it out >we all post the exact same shit >it’s really cool bro trust me >OH SHIT MOOKIE HIT A SINGLE WATCH THIS *mookie slap* x4
mookie did something
faggotbacks sit down
>>154982459Oh I bet you feel stupid now
MAKE A WISHMOOKIE GOT A HIT WOTH OHTANI ON BASE
>>154982483no, but I'm happy to be wrong. the other rally killer is up now
it's ova
>>154982468Like a minute and a halfmlbwebcast sucks assmookie just got a hit as i typed this
>>154982475yup
>>154982494why snek do that
>>154982494go go go
metsisters.. i think YHWH hates us....
MOOKIE PLAP!
>>154982496do this. i'm on the same thing >>154982474
>>154982475
4-0 Dodgers!
>>154982490Oh I bet you feel stupid now
>>154982494Is he okay?
mariners will find a way to choke this
>>154982500Neurological issue. Parasite or brain injury or a tumor. It’s dying
>>154982513no, but I'm happy to be wrong. the other other rally killer is up now
goddamn you phat fucking muncey you had it
Fat Muncybros…
Went with Dad to the Reds game tonight. We both ate too many dogs an drank too many beers, but the 9th inning dinger to tie and walk off in the 10th brought us back to life. Good fuckin' times man. There's nothing like catching a game with pops. Baseball in person is the best.
LMAO muncy didn't challenge and he struck out on purpose because he wants to leave
>>154982510oh shit that helped
munky...
>>154982521no...NO!!!
>>154982528How is the Reds park?
>>154982524Ok fair enough
>>154982535first thing i do
Bazardo MINDFUCKED Baty
>>154982519>Is he okay?Is he alright?
>baty challenges>entire ball 2” inside the zone Lol
>>154982541It's both incredibly comfy and ghetto. It could use a reface bad, but it's still nice? Hard to explain. Still a great (and affordable) place to catch a game.
speaking of streams, some of these games are a crisp 1080p now and so are the youtube highlights. used to be almost all 720p
>>154982253>Cleveland spidersGoddamn do I wish Cleveland had rebranded to the spiders (spoods) rather than the Guardians. Just imagine:>could call their championship team the "Spood Doods">"Cleveland Spiders" just sounds hilariously low-effort>they could host "Spider Night at the Park" where fans watch the game with thousands of spiders crawling through the stands>mascot becomes "Sammy the Swingin' Spider", he terrorizes children with his frightening visage and multi-armed antics
All according to keikaku.
>>154982538that looks like him
>>154982545thanks dude. been using that site for years and i never knew that was a thing
>>154982561Manfred hates fun.
>>154982554>affordablethat’s huge tbqh
I sent marte's mom a text last night lol
>>154982561That rebrand would've been soul
Cleveland Cock Rings
>>154982541>>154982554Reds fans are also incredibly friendly to opposing fans. If you're social enough you'll end up going out drinking after with a Reds bunch. But that's kinda just the entire NL Central. Best places to be an away team fan are every single NL Central park (minus the Cubbies, kinda). Not bad, just not as accommodating as the Brewers, Pirates, and Reds.
>>154982569Downvoted
that challenge hurt haha
bad challenge
I feel like these guys start fucking up whenever Joe starts talking them up too much
>>154982585Alcohol is bad for you
>>154982588
theres a lot of cuties in arizona but no e-thot dbacks fans?
>Kyle PRRRT
This bullpen is back to being absolute dogshit again
>>154982599got your e-thot right here
>>154982585sewers fans were incredibly salty when I was there a couple weekends ago. not all of them, but definitely more than I'm used to as an away fan.
Trout is mad
>>154982608yuge step up from last season still
why is the arizona umpie missing so many calls
hurt sucks ass
>>154982613He wants to be traded to Tampa Bay.
ARE YOU REEEEEEAAAADDDDY?!
>>154982599The D-Backs have a surprising amount of sexy female fans for some reason.
>>154982621its too hotget the man an ice cream!
>>154982612That's surprising. I've been there 5 times as a Reds fan, and while there's banter during the games (where we almost always lose), it's always in good fun and never anything other than fans shooting the shit. Even wearing my Reds hat to restaurants after just resulted in friendly banter. It's my fav away city to visit for a game. Never met a single fan who took it too seriously.
>>154982629for me it's picrel
BullpenERA xisters...
>>154982639short girls are so kino
C O L T Rivas doesn't make that play
>>154982639Someone post that one D-Backs latina with the giant tits
>>154982649
>>154982654damn 2 pair of tits on that one
Umpfaggotry in phoenix
>>154982654That's not her she wasn't that fat. It was a webm and she had curly hair and darker skin
>>154982654no, the one with a penis
>>154982626Let's be honest, he's probably more upset about the Eagles not getting Myles Garrett than anything Baseball related.
WHAT'S GOING ON
Metsbuddies I don't mean to be rude but Bichette seems like he sucks.
I won't fix my mic deal with it
umps have gone rogue
Domo :)
wellllllllllll
>>154982639Ass is too big>>154982654too fat
wtf i hate abs now
ALLLLLL ABOARD
I thought this Soto guy was supposed to be good?
