Canes LoseGame 1: Veg (5) @ CAR (4) - Final Last time
chuds won
>laffs
Knights won!
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>>154982165They haven't won the cup and they're already seething?
Technically the only reason vegas are even in the finals is because of MarnerAnd technically vegas only has marner because the >laffs are a bunch of fucking retardsSo if you really think about it, the >laffs are the real stanley cup champions.
VEGAS 1, THE WORLD 0
RANDY GETTING SWEPTKWAB
On the bright side, they lost on a bounce, so there’s that.Still, the top line needs to wake up. I can’t imagine putting out an effort like that on the biggest stage every player has dreamed of playing on since they were old enough to skate. Especially when you have Nic Ehlers lighting the whole building on fire while being centered by a 37-year-old uncle who also scored tonight. No excuses.
>>154982181>The "we won because muh players" cope
MARNER REDEEMED
You know it's literally over for him soon
>HURR ITS ONLY GAME 1Hoe just mad she doesn't get to funpost about her redditcanes winning
>>154982181trade the mexican heartlet now and the leafs stay scary, m8
knight's won bro's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154982198Roids have melted his brain
what if the cans went from being swept in the semifinals every year to being swept in the finals every year?
My therapist says I can’t worry about things that aren’t in my sphere of control so I am not going to linger on this gamebut that also means I shouldn’t read all these comments and get into a doom mindset. Love yall but bye bye for a bit
>>154982204Brother, id be more scared of a PWHL team
Seen it time and time again. 4-1 canes
>>154982212Therapy is worthless for men. Go to the gym and watch anime
head like a whore, blacked as your soulI'd rather die, than give you controlhead like a whore, blacked as your soulI'd rather die, than give you controlbow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deservebow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve
>>154982205Carter Hart had his shart and they still won. he will be unstoppable now
I think a lot of the concern is coming from us having to watch what they did to Colorado. But if I can, I’ll attempt to be an optimist.We had multiple defensive breakdowns during game, one against Montreal. It was a new team, with a new offensive style that we weren’t familiar with. That’s almost exactly what happened tonight.Rod has a few days with the boys to review tape and come out with a game plan.Also, just like game, one against Montreal, Slavin and Chatty were bad. Uncharacteristically bad.Keep the faith, lock in.
Mastermind
Welp, that sucked.On the brighter side, we know what to do now, and we know what we're up against. Nobody said we were going to sweep but this DOES sting.I'll honestly say to our benefit we kinda saw shades of Game 1 against Montreal, and I hope Rod takes the same approach he did for them and digs deeper. A functional powerplay and top line would help too.We CAN win this series and the cup, but it's gotta take the entire team. And I believe in them.Let's meet back here Thursday, preferably after a Canes win.
>>154982224>/dbs/ posting has reached it way onto /hoc/WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS EVERYWHERE????????
>>154982215mckenna knies nylander with a haul from a matthews trade could be solid, you gotta con somebody into it
>>154982212just say the serenity prayerGod,Grant me the serenity o accept the things I cannot changeThe courage the change the things I canAnd the wisdom to know the difference
Hertl with 2 game winners, I'm so happy for him
I mean last time we won it had to go to 7 games. Right now it could go to 5 and we get to lift the cup on home ice so im not taking this as a bad thing yet.
>>154982246SERENITY NOW SERENITY NOWSERENITY NOW
>>154982248This nigga was way overdue and I'm glad he finally fucking showed up
>>154982236Little did we know that he'd be hoisting the cup soon
Defensive zone coverage was horrid, puck management was ass, Jarvis needed to stop shooting glove side after the first time, and our top 2 lines really need to step up next game. On the bright side, this felt like a game we lost ourselves instead of being outclassed by Vegas, so I'm sure they'll adjust and come out flying next game. Ehlers owes us a hatty tho.
>>154982236This is going to be a sweep. Torts is going to clean up all the miscues and Carolina is going to struggle to generate anything offensively
>>154982224Goku and Carter are alot alike when u think on it
>>154982246I remember saying that in AA
>>154982264Stop pretending to know ball when you cant even see the puck nigga.
Players on most lines aren't on the same page. Missing passes and step behind defensive assignments. I think it's similar to ECF Game 1. Coaches and Veterans will get them settled. It's gonna be a battle, but this team can do it. So many of these players (young and old) haven't been in position to play for the cup. They'll lock in.Ehlers & Staal are clutch and amped for it. Rest of the team needs to follow their lead. And they can. It'll get better.
>>154982266Checked
raleigh is a horrible place
>>154982272Buddy stop replying to the redditposter posting reddit seething cringe. Retard.
Desu I'm not dooming bro's but I’ll feel better when we get a win this series. Super close, just a few more bounces going our way, finishing some of those shots, and it goes the other way. See you bunch of jerks on Thursday
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that was a pretty badass win toknight
https://old.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1tuzed1/gentille_carter_hart_is_4_wins_from_the_stanley/3 more wins till /r/hockey breaks downFucking go on Vegas you good thing
>>154982243>lets go all offense/no defense again, surely it will work this time
Wouldn’t mine seeing steal win the cup again but unfortunately the canes are shit
reminder trb was anti-carter hart so this win stings almost as badly as 04/17/22
>>154982286just like my islanders
>>154982313Please go get a job, Samir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZSV2q0uYOwITS UP
Bruce Cassidy must be seething
>>154982318>bubblin on vpnKWAB trb bubblin
>>154982325You just like talking, don't you?
>>154982309get a young stud defenseman in the matthews trade and stay scared m8
>>154982318What makes you think his retarded ass is employable?
>>154982323much like trb
can I get a qrd on redditposter? is this just samir on his vpn
>>154982337Redditposting is a long-standing tradition retardbro
S L A MPIG
>>154982335He can be a Walmart greeter.
>>154982342pls be nice im a kitties fan
>>154982345my future job
Freddie has been okay enough with the easy ones but hasn’t made a truly huge save since Philly. Needs to get it together.But much bigger problems than Freddie in the PP and first line. Biggest moment of these guys careers. They have to lock in.
>Endlessly seethes about the US>Dick rides for jeets>Obsesses over his imagery friendsMan, Samir must've been dropped as a kid.
This bitch is getting rekt by VGK fans lmao
Call Carter
>>154982366Based post link
Why do redditors still pretend Hart did anything bad?
>>154982377Because they care more about pushing a narrative than the truth.
Great game Gary.
knights won bro's
Stanky should have trued scoring a goal
>>154982366they want me to cheer for Vegas
>>154982366She has a broken foot, cant run when I rape her
spankoven
>>154982377it's crazy they judge him like he was a grown man and not a 17 year old kid when he received his consensual blowie. normies can never admit they were wrong
>my canadian nigga (he's black) is a diehard cancuck>hopped on the vegas bandwagonYeah, I'm thinking the knights are giga based
https://x.com/i/status/2061987091660091847Apparently there was a stadium wide chant of the "No Means No" bullshitI'm almost certain now they just cursed themselves
>>154982404kek get the pussy Kool Karter
https://www.youtube.com/live/WKA3YH6HuAg?si=LsNXB-HctyWRE4BeTorts on the Telly soon
>>154982165Immigrant from where, that one place? >>154982395You should.
>>154982424Vegas in 5 it is then.
Reminder that Montreal won game 1 too.
>>154982424Omg, the seething will be fucking insane if the knights win. Anyone think we could see a 2011 style riot?
>>154982424>>154982366
>Vegas chants Utah Sucks>Wins>Carolina chants No Means No>LoseWhat did they mean by this?
>>154982441reminder the east is shit
>>154982440I got money on it, go knights
just accidentally dutch oven'd myself, bros
My Oilers used to be a wagon too, just like the Knights.
>>154982457kek isn't there some anon posting a Hart edit of this
>>154982441Because the Canes hadn't played in two weeks Cuckllin bro. They can't hide behind the "muh rust" excuse this time.
>hoc is lighthearted and fun>trb shows up and starts being negativesad that he does this and ruins hoc
>>154982471Is Tristian Jarry healthy yet?
>>154982487
>>154982491Your therapist must be glad you stop showing up to rehab.
If you want the real deal hollyfield cope go to the flyers subreddit, those pigs deserve the rape EM dreams about
>>154982471You can find better looking women at the supermarket.
>>154982424>they don't know we also have one of the "rapists", signed to our AHL affiliate
>>154982507>hook line and sinkerKWAB
Hopefully this just lights another fire in us similar to the game 1 loss against Montreal.You hate to give up a multi goal lead at this stage but I think the boys felt the pressure of the moment and still played pretty well.Our defense will adjust as we haven’t seen a team like this since the playoffs started. It’s a 7 game series for a reason. Go Canes.
Exciting stuff Gary, what's the plan for game 2?
Chadcific gods how we feeling tonight?
>>154982560feeling good but i need to eat desu
https://x.com/i/status/2061977174047936611I'm about to die from cringe
need a bitch this freaky
>>154982424Knights sweep, Marner scores 5 goals, Canes fans chimpout before the end
>>154982560lit since lunchtime
>espn>top news - Golden Knights edge HurricanesEveryone is a gooner now apparently.
>>154982236Poo Jackets are the most irrelevant pro team in world history that have won 2 playoff games(not series, games) in 20 seasons without him and he got them to the playoffs all 4 years they weren't actively trying to make him look like an asshole
>>154982587>JacketsGary is gonna send those irrelevant fags to Hamilton to revive the Tigers. >Proof?It came to me in a dream.
why am i browsing xitter on /hoc/
>>154982587thats what makes 2019 even funnier.
>>154982619This guy had a fucking melt down during game 3
Carter "Rape Her Harder" HartCarter "No Means Start" HartCarter "No Means Go Deeper" HartCarter "Tear Her Panties Apart" HartCarter "Gagged Whore Explorer" HartCarter "Unconscious Cunt Destroyer" HartCarter "Forced Entry Starter" HartCarter "Consent? Never Heard Her" HartCarter "Dead Eyes Cum Blaster" HartCarter "Cum Dumpster Filler" HartCarter "Limp Body Virgin Shredder" HartCarter "Ram it Hard and Depart" HartCarter "Roofie Discharger" Hart
Copey are the watch parties at tmobile arena free? Was thinking about going to Vegas before it gets 130 degrees there
>>154982657JEN
>>154982664Not CopeyThe watch party was 5 bucks general admission, you can sit anywhere you want except for a roped off area for only Season Ticket MembersThey will do another party for game 2
>>154982674Is there anything to actually do except stand around
>>154982648it was so good
>>154982573She has that sinister look, no doubt Carter smelled that pussy. Carters pussy procurement protocols must have been going crazy, this explains his shaky (but clutch in crunch time) performance. It won't happen again
>>154982619>Avs, Leafs, Canes fans all melting down if the Knights win>Probably other ones Do Ducks fans care?
I am keeping my promise, /hoc/If the knights win, I'm getting a custom knights Jersey with "Nash 90".But, if you think you got a better suggestion, feel free to share.
>>154982614kek prime for dam edits
>>154982696TRB22
>>154982684ducks fans dont existbut if they did, put on the spot they will pretend vegas is an LA team
>>154982657Carter Hart(of gold)
>>154982674Hmm not bad.. too bad I went full Samir and didn't think about it beforehand kwar
>>154982657All the evidence is she wanted to be gangbanged, and the players half hardidly went along with it
>>154982614>doesn't give a dam
Eat cock randy
>>154982696Wait no, who is the woman that was """"""rape"""""", and what year did it happen?
>>1549826745$ admission, 20$ drinks
>>15498274120 fucking dollars for a drink? Jfc, I hate this jewist shit.
>>154982657This Carter guy is awesome.
>>154982677You are basically watching the game on the Jumbotron without stream debuff, and they still do the normal intermission stuff as if it was a real game. Since I got to hang out in the Bud Light deck section I would just drink at their bar and slouch on the couches during intermission.
>>154982748Nta but when's the last time you been to a hockey game? I went to a Sharts game and a local draft was like 15
You've got a Carter Hart of gold, don't let (((them))) take it from (you)
>>154982748It's not 20 dollar drinks....But the pizza is 20 dollars and that's bullshit, I waited and went to In n Out instead
>>154982768it IS 20 dollars for a cocktail. I was just at the T mobile for the vgk/avs game 4
>>154982737>>154982696"EM" or "E.M." and 18
>>154982776Ah yea a cocktail in Vegas is always a fucking scam, the beer isn't but it's not cheap either
>>154982765It was in April. I watched the Sens play against the Bolts. Yes, it was fun watching them beat the shit out of the Florida team.
>>154982782At least you're in Vegas. Imagine paying nearly that price and being in Anal heem
Just Sharter Farted so hard I almost Marnered myself but I didn't so chock that up as a victory
>>154982788true in vegas you are on the vegas strip and you can literally leave the game and go party till 6 in the morning. So the tax makes sense.
>>154982788True, everything on the strip is a scam and I only go down there for VGK games and usually I eat before hand. I only drink there when I join friends for a party, otherwise I just buy a soda with a season ticket discount and that's it
>>154982718this orBUD1
Is /hoc/ ready to admit Torts is the best coach in the league yet?
>>154982809we call them ahos now
>>154982832I never doubted him. Besides that one time he was on the Flyers.
>>154982824maybe way too trashy for you, but ive been sneaking in pouches of liquor. The pricing makes desperation like that seem reasonable.
>>154982696why 90
>>154982832hoc agrees but trb doesn't
>>154982809I had a runny Mackinnon after the game.
>>154982843He still lives rent free in your head?
>>154982838Sorry, I'm stupid and meant to type 92.
>>154982836I just don't drink that often, but if I really need to I sneak something in also. Shits too expensive already.
>>154982827>>154982843Samir, you seriously NEED to get a job and touch grass.
Fug I wanna go to Vegas home now
Carter Hart status, survived.Marner status, deflected.Torts status, victorious.Bud status, won.
>>154982856
VGK dynasty loading |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
>dallass stars leaving dallassKWAB
>>154982862its fun brocome visit
>>154982833Partial to calling them Matthews now, the Marner meme dies forever if he wins a cup.
Why is this happening again. Ehlers gave the team an amazing start.
>>154982847>>154982856>trb sensitive after hart1triggered much? :^)
>>154982885Hart1
>>154982876I have, multiple times. Area 51 fucks. Never been around tmobile area though. I only just recently just found out where it was kwar
>>154982873lmaoJust the Mavericks staying put?
knights won
I'm happy that Vegas won but Hart didn't improve his Conn Smythe chances
>>154982882vegas has been practicing coming back from being behind in front of a worse goalie all seasoni genuinely think there are too many teams at this point because even the professional commentators dont watch enough of the games and have obvious blindspots
>bud taught me everything i knowhart, after gm 1 victory
>>154982893Fuck it too many typos
Didnt EM not say no and was the one that offered a blowjob
...
>>154982873The Plano Stars dosen't have the same ring to it.
>>154982924correct
>>154982906He's never getting it because NHL are softpusys, but not soft enough that they would humiliate >LAFFS with giving it to Marner
>>154982925>All the men look like redditorsKwab
>>154982924She laid on the ground showing her vagina to everyone, and called them pussies for not wanting to fuck her
>>154982924Her exact words were "is anyone of you pussys gonna fuck me?"
new macbook showed up
>>154982684Not really, it's possible my Duckies will give Vegas the hardest series they play plus after this division was shit on all season with other fans acting like Pacific teams didn't even deserve to be in the playoffs it's fun to watch a Pacific team going off. Reddit asshurt over Hart is fun too.
>>154982958that doesn't necessarily mean she consented.
>>154982873Holy KEK. Dylan status??
>>154982976She is on video consenting...
>>154982882the canes are retards. they always do petty shit like this or the "every1 h8s u" shit tonight and end up losing
I know this is going to sound like a conspiracy to some people, but the NHL has spent years creating the perception that the Vegas Golden Knights are the league's golden child, and perception matters.Vegas entered the league with one of the most favorable expansion drafts in modern sports. The result? An instant contender that reached the Stanley Cup Final in its inaugural season. Then, conveniently, the NHL changed the expansion rules for the next team, making it harder for future expansion clubs to replicate that success. If Vegas' setup was so balanced, why change it?Since then, the league seems determined to keep Vegas relevant. The Golden Knights have become the poster child for exploiting LTIR loopholes. Technically legal? Sure. But when star players magically return right as the playoffs begin and the salary cap disappears, fans are right to question whether the spirit of the rules still exists.Then there's the officiating. Every fanbase complains about refs, but the NHL has a credibility problem. Soft calls that get ignored most nights suddenly become penalties in crucial Vegas games. Momentum-changing calls happen far too often, and consistency is nowhere to be found. Add sports betting partnerships into the mix and it's no surprise fans are becoming skeptical. The league wants everyone gambling on games while simultaneously asking fans to trust officials who already struggle with consistency.The Tim Peel scandal proved that game management isn't some fan-made myth. An NHL referee was literally caught admitting he wanted to call a penalty against a team and was fired. The league treated it as one bad apple, but it opened a door that can't be closed. If one official was caught, how many questionable decisions have gone unnoticed?
>>154982849>>154982836>>154982824>>154982776>1.Buy stask boxers and plastic flask online>2.Fill said plastic flask with favorite booze>3.Stick plastic flask filled with favorite booze into stash boxers before going to arena>4.????>5.PROFIT!!!!!
>>154982873Sars, not Stars. Texas is jeet country and somehow replaced the mexicans too.
>>154983007Good I hope these fags do this for all their home games and watch parties
>>154983009Even the broadcasts don't help. ESPN coverage often feels less like neutral commentary and more like a Vegas marketing campaign. The league seems obsessed with selling the spectacle of hockey rather than protecting the integrity of competition.Do I think the NHL is rigged? No. But I do think the league has spent years prioritizing entertainment, gambling revenue, and growing the Vegas market over maintaining trust. That's a dangerous path for any professional sport. Once fans start questioning whether they're watching the best team win or the best storyline unfold, you've got a problem.
>>154982873Shitty Democrat run cities create shitty environments, making teams move out to places that aren't democratic shitholes where a stadium can be funded instead of tax dollars going to give the homeless man another 6000 doses of meth and fent.I dunno man, seems fishy
>Dallass will have no major sports teamHow shit and finished are they?
>chink variant is the redditposter makes sense
>>154983009>>154983020Not reading all that. Go Knights.
>>154983001sorry chud but if they felt the need to record her consenting, then they were obviously guilty. Otherwise why feel the need to record it then?
>>154983009hey bud i'm still waiting for your apology
i am a redditposter but i only post stuff from the sharks one
someone's having another melty :\
>>154983045Same bestie
Why wasnt Makar at that gangbang party?
>>154983048Because they are professional hockey players and didn't want a fake accusation to ruin their lives
>>154983053just another day that ends in a y
>>154983056Wasn’t invited
>>154983062sounds like it didn't work out for them kek
>>154983062You really that bored with nothing better to do than to keep arguing with the tard over this? Save yourself why you can bro thats this tranny's grift atm
>>154983053bud is a fucking schizo. one day he loves vegas the next he's doing this
>>154983073They were found not guilty and Hart is about to win the cup
>>154983053How can he tweet so much to literally nobody?
>>154983056he was too busy
>>154982925is this from tonight
>>154983082like the other guy said, he's a fucking schizo
will E.M. get her initials on the cup if the knights win?
>>154983078>one day he loves vegas the next he's doing thisLmao I was gonna say wasn't this schizo out here rooting for vegas for driving away heated rivalry fags or some shit
When is CBC Gem going to a EM movie?
>>154983089>130k posts>Only 2k followers>Most of them don't even pay attentionIt's too easy to bot on twitter.
>>154983081after missing multiple years due to being blacklisted. What about the other guys?
>>154983088I hope so lmao
>>154983113they aren't strikingly handsome like carter so they're shit out of luck, sorry rules of nature
>>154983113If Canada had an actual justice system, they would be able to sue E.M., the NHL, and the "journalists" that cost them their careers
>>154983105CBC shows porn films with gangbangs?
>>154983143I'm sure VGK's front office will get Hart some representation to sue people defaming him, especially if they win the cup
>>154983143funny thing is that nobody is directly responsible. EM went to hockey canada, they paid out a settlement, journalists investigated and exposed it, people got mad and demanded a criminal trial even though cops said not enough evidence.So EM never directly accused the guys publicly, Hockey Canada never named then publicly, and people only found out who they were once arrests were made. So there really isn't anybody directly you can blame other than Hockey Canada for their retardedness.
>>154983158>Hockey Canada also told Gretaky to eat shit for being friends with TrumpInteresting
>>154983161The fact that canadians care so much about American politics speaks levels.
>>154983161>>154983165We literally have no identity other than seething about the US, lmao.
>>154983165we don't have much of a choice because whatever happens in America affects us too.
>>154983170That much is pretty obvious. 4 Nayshuns really fucked up your cuntry didn't it lmao
>>154983171Don't you guys have like your own government though?
>>154983165lets not pretend like there are amerianons itt that dont tune in for fords nightly propaganda
>>154983180Yes. Yes we do.
>>154983175No, Trudeau did more damage to this country than anything. Yet the retards in this country still voted red. I blame jeets.
>>154983190Can't you just blame it on the Jets? What happened with the white out?
Marner is 3 wins away
remember when the coyotes used the white out. lots of snow in the desert lmao
>We literally lost the Marner meme because he got on a real teamWhat the fuck? So are the laffs just like a complete curse or what?
i can't think of anything funny to post
>>1549832062016 repeat
It’s up
>>1549832342016 was the Sharks and Penguins.
>>154983238>It’s upunlike carter hart
>>154983243waiting for the crowd to do something with this>synchronised deflating balloons>limp pool noodles>signs advertising viagra
Why were there no big tittied women behind the Canes bench tonight? I thought this was the playoffs
>>154983239I’m talking about a star player leaving the laffs and winning the cup next season
Who came up with this gay ass shit?
>>154983276>a star player the laffswhat in the fuck are you talking about?
>>154983278
>>154983281Retard
>>154983214They were embracing their winnipeg jets heritage
>>154983254I salute da knights :D
>>154983286Someone just got embarrassed
>>154983053i think he's correct about the metropolitan division
>>154983298You should be for not knowing who phil kessel is
>wild bill scoredNeat
>>154983278maybe it'll be more interesting since the stakes are lower? surely it won't be three hours of one side passing in triangles for an opening.
>>154983278>rest of the worldWill that include Russia?
>>154983278let's all vote for someone who sucks as a joke
>>154983318LolLmao even
>>154983319Gary won’t allow another John Scott
>>154983327im voting binnington lol
People should remember Phil Kessel was not the first to be kicked out from the laffs only to win back to back cups. The first one was Larry Murphy back in the late 90's.
>>154983338Gary will probably pick him
>>154983278Canada wins this easilyMcdavid + MacKinnon + MakarUnstoppable
>>154983346HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB Nice call back
>>154983339Every time they posted stats that favored the "better" team on TV, VGK shat on it
>>154983346kek
>>154983339>>154983350Observe
this hockey psychology guy rules
>>154983361>Promoted better health>After all the bad press it gotNo
https://youtu.be/mZSV2q0uYOw?si=i1AaG-Tcg_YGwetxIt’s up
what's stopping people from voting for shitty players for the other countries?
>>154983364oh I don't care about that
UMMMMMMMMM I thought you guys told me they hated Vegas and Hartypoo <3 ???
>>154983376KWAB
>>154983374go back + we love the canes here
>>154983376Bro, you can't own an entire state like that....
>>154983385oh actually we don't the canes are gay fags and they lost kek
Eat Cock Randy
>"we love the Canes">"we"You don't speak for anyone, faggot.
>>154983385eat rock candy
>>154983385No we don’t
You know a team /hoc/ actually loves?MUH MOTHER FAWKING SENNIES :D.....right?
>snes
we love the flames actually
nvm we still love the canes here
Girl here, how can I get Carter to take a dump on my chest?
i didn't get a (You) for posting a pic and neither will you
>>154983398KWAB
>>154983400>>154983403Retards
naslund is happy with the sedins taking over the nucks
>>154983403Who asked?
>>154983398>file.pngwhat in the literal fuck?
>>154983407this isn't a you-sum game, anon
>>154983371judging by eurovision, this will be a disaster
What’s Vegas secret?
>>154983428salary cap circumvention
>>154983428The House Always Wins
>>154983428
>>154983428they're based
>>154983429i thought gary closed that loophole
>>154983441He didn't, but the CBA did
>>154983441if you listen carefully, you can faintly hear mark stone stubbing his toe and going on IR again
>>154983428They took Al Davis's motto to heart.
>>154983430>>154983432Need sex with Marner tbqh (>laffs btw)
>>154983442oh sorry i thought you said circumcision not circumvention
>>154983444stone won bud
>>154983455he needs a turkish hair transplant
>>154983460Nah thats wear where his power lies
>>154983460he should shave his head desu
celebrini > marner
>>154983469jej
>>154983463he'd be real scary looking
>>154983482What the hell is on the end of his stick?
>>154983475No, you're just a homo
>>154983490Just like my islanders
>>154983490nta but yes, and also celebrini is a better player (and cupstacker) than marner sorry not sorry
>>154983488Mewtwo fleshlight
>>154983488an extended handle so he can one hand the stick
>>154983490If this is what wins hockey games then I'm all in
>>154983428Having fans with large penises
>>154983494poo peeland
>>154983499mmmflrpffrpf that flabby tummy :p
Mitch the gigachad
>>154983490>>154983496>>154983499lmao big Joe's cumrag gets mogged by Marner *nails emoji*
i bet that marner thought he saw somebody with a tuna melt subway sandwich here
remember when Marner got carjacked in Toronto?
>>154983511That was a dark time
>>154983496>>154983499Yeah, you're right. He's such a better player. Now, why don't you show me a pic of him with a gold metal. :^)
>>154983509>tuna meltHes literally me fr fr ong
shannon made his wife ride the bus and get beat up by jeets but you still respect him?
>>154983514what if by being through a lot of "dark times" in toronto he just means the hours between 9pm and 7am
>>154983518shannon likely got very bricked by the incident so what's why he made her do it
>>154983518cope he was trying to toughen her up
>>154983518somebody watch this and give me a tldr on his mental health.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_5T18xOgqA
>>154983469>they think their managers is wizardskek
the nuckies have macklins brother drafted so they are going to use him to lure mack to the team because there is no stronger bond than brotherly love
>>154983534Sharks can probably arrange a trade to get him themselves if he really cares. The challenge will be getting the little brother too.
oh great. i can't wait until the heated rivarly trannies start making incest shit with them
>>154983551wouldn't they have already done that with the hughes bros?
>>154983555uhhh have you seen how quinn looks? nigga looks hes been smoking crack for like 3 days straight
>>154983556What playing in Vancouver does to a mf
>heated rivarlyNo one actually cares about that show other than faggots. It's is so fucking astroturfed, it's not even funny>But SNL talked about itMost people do not give a shit about snl anymore.
>>154983516>gold metaldo you mean gold medal? Holy hell canada you wouldn't even know what that looks like or how to spell it
https://x.com/i/status/2062014367214850305The reaction to Hertl goal in T-Mobile Watch Party
>>154983551there are factors that block this. they already know about aiden and use him as a prop. they have the whole backstory cast. and hockey rpf seems to follow sports fiction rules where ships are largely predetermined otps and few characters have significant other options. mack is already tied to will.as i understand it, the hr book series is also built from preset ships, like most western romances that aren't endless tv shows.>>154983556some girls really like him. i guess he's a hockey goth or something?
i am NOT reading any of that shit btw. condense it to 150 characters or less
>>154983582it's just a woman babbling on about nothing
>>154983584>no, don't directly respond to another posteat shit, faggot
>>154983587you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth?
wow what a gameI hope this final makes for the weaker early rounds
>>154983567I think I read that the Heated Rivalry duo are supposed to be Crosby and Ovechkin parallels
Remember Vegas won game 1 in 2018 as well and then caps won 4 straight
>>154983589don't talk about your mother that way
>>154983584lmfao based post
>comparing a brand new team from almost 10 years to the one todayRetard levels off the roof on that one
>>154983593though apparently only as a basic jumping off point from how they appeared in the media irl. crosby/ovechkin doesn't seem to rate with the fujos at all. there is only malkin.
>>154983374>MODERATOR NOTE: User was banned for this post
>>154983518Didn't he struggle with a gambling addiction?
>>154983595VGK won game 1 2 4 and 5 in 2023
>>154983616couldnt win game 3 huh
>>154983621They wouldn't have won at home otherwise, duh
>>154983606Fucking Malkin??? He's the ugliest goober in the league
>>154983623oh wow my bad
>>154983624certainly an elite, maybe even generational goober. but this is just what the numbers tell us. i think it's just the sports drama rules.>a given team will have two prominent characters>ship them>pair off the supporting cast as needed
>>154983611I dunno about that. But I'll throw 20 bucks down on it.
>>154983639cowboy hat is totally grabbing his gfs tit here and that is NOT cool to do in public
>>154983639Thanks for reminding the soilers exist (didn't need it)
>>154983639>McDavid makes all these cuties sufferokay now I don't like him even more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huZcAkdHk1g
>>154983648Umm.. your eyes okay? All of them are like Californian/Vegas 3.5s
>>154983642What tits?
>>154983649umm sorry i dont listen to rape music
>it was garys birthday today>vegas wins Yeah I noticed
>>154983715
>>154983715we booed him on the TV in T-Mobile
Why did the Canes fans boo vegas in the opening.. that was just bad karma
>>154983727The Karens thought they would be on the right side of history for booing an innocent man and hockey gods struck them down
Man that was frustrating. Building was electric and an incredible start with the Ehlers goals. We scored primarily off of their breakdowns, but they punished our breakdowns as well. Proud of the team to keep battling back but that late goal is a bummer.Probably can't plan to give Vegas absolutely nothing, but need to find a balance. Thought after showing signs of life in the MTL series this was one of the more absentee games from the top line. I think Svech has been really good almost all playoffs without the results and this was a pretty quiet game from him. Jarv has been pretty quiet and he had back to back chances where instead of throwing it on net he tried a low percentage pass rather than just throwing it on net and letting us fight for the rebound.Just really bummed to not be able to capitalize on the great start and putting up goals on Hart. Tighten up, play better, wear them out.
>>154983718Wtf vegas is more based now?
This is the story of the Hurricanes
>>154983892There is a storm in my toilet
>>154983907And that was the story of the Hurricanes
ummmm gary? this article is EXTREMELY problematic...
What can you do in Raleigh?
>>154983964fuck your relatives
>>154983967what do they eat
>>154983971their sisters' asses
>>154983964lose apparently KWAB
>>154983980JEN
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBust>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGayKid>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McKWABOTY>McKWABOTD>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
Actually we're laughing at the hurricanes now
Anybody have the post somebody made in 2018 about being a Sharks fan and having a Vegas fan take his girlfriend?
uhm... why do the bad guys always win????
>>154984076
>>154983892
>>154984034tru
Imagine if Werenski actually played for a decent team and not Columbus
>>154984096>pooshart didn't even crack the top 3no wonder samir was more upset than normal today
my nigga Heiskanen
>>154984125we don't talk about the stars here right now
>>154984125Stars are the biggest frauds in the league
>>154984144friedman said that robo wants to stay
>>154984225grim
>>154982182DAY 1 FAN RIGHT HERE
>>154984084K W A BWAB
>>154982377Mental illness, extreme conditioning, etc. The man was acquitted. Time to move on. He'll hoist the cup, and no amount of "believe all women" rhetoric can stop it.
>>154984096>seider ahead of hutsonwhat a joke
>>154982195>1 assist in a 5 goal game
>>154984280>blocked the final shot from passing Shart
>>154984096Mathew should have won
>>154984280>if you win you loseBASED samir is awake
>>154984298>scrambling to block a shot like a meathead instead of putting up more offensethats our marner!
>>154984315im white
>>154983032Last time I was there they streamed a Cowboys game in downtown on a jumbotron while all the homeless nigs in the park are zonked out sleeping.
>>154984084Thank you Gary, the soul of hockey belongs in the south.
>>154984381>if you win you loseKWAB
I wonder about Bedard's bussy sometimes
>>154984387I've been jeets whiter than you.
>>154984480im sure youve slept with many jeets you sick fuckstill doesnt change the colour of my skin
>>154983032they moved because they've been fighting the mavericks over how the arena is used. both teams are moving to new locations they won't have to share, and the mavericks aren't even leaving the city limits. teams don't move out of downtown areas because the land is too undesirable. AAC is obviously not located in a slum.
Just a daily reminder for all the inbred and unevolved Canadians that you actually lost the gold medal. You lost the gold medal to a team that is not only better now, but will be superior through future generations of hockey. You lost a hold of the only thing your country was good at and it won't change from here on out. Nobody cares about how many medals you won when the sport was evolving in the United States because now it's ours.It's embarrassing that you think the IIHF means anything at all.
>>154984514BASED
>>154984514umad?
>>1549845261993 2014
>>1549845281) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
more vpn abuse
>>154984535yep KWAB what a fucking loser
>>154984533samir you must have a humiliation kink doing this same tired schtick day after day KWAB
mildcuck must have just woken up
>>154984538nou
oh no my teams won
didn’t ask
and your team lost :)
hey mildcuck, you know how you call the avs "soft pussys"? well guess what. your team lost to them LOL you faggot cuck
>>154983350Torts can not be stopped.
>>1549845751993
>>154983053Nig should play blue archive instead and chill the fuck out.
>>154984597KEK you have no response apart from spewing retarded autism. congrats for being a prime argument for the reinstatement of aktion t4, mildcuck.
The only logical answer to 1993 is 1812 when are they going to march down to one manhattan west and burn down the gary house
It appears that the the Mild Cuck Fan Gay can't stop losing, just like his team: The Minnesota Mild.
I remember my great great grandpappy not only set the white house ablaze he was also kind enough to help put it out with his piss
>>154984643the gary house is in israel now
>>154984646They should’ve marched west and burnt down Quebec City when they had the chance
>>154984663then where would bonhomme carnaval live?
>>154984673A mass grave next to the first peoples one probably
>>154984680Cope we love Bonhomme here
>>154984690
Aho and Jarvis are both bitchmade soft pusys. Cants needed to take care of the Aho problem years ago.
>>154984741kys mildgayjust kys
>>154984741>soft pusysLol, bitch can't say faggot.
>>154984741just like your quitt hughes
>>154984741
>>154984829jen
> The unbelievable stench of Samir.
>Samir vs. MildcuckSurprised I haven't seen that matchup yet.
>>154984947you are too busy drowning in jeet pusy
>>154984916It's horrible. It's like poison gas.
>>154984951Speaking of, your sister says you should come out of your room and have dinner with your family sometimes. They miss you.
>Samir>Trb>MildcuckThe fucking rejects of /sp/.
>>154984956why? they got you now
>>154984741Eichel will dig in. Aho will go MIA. So predictable.
>>154984958one of these posters is not like the other
Yeah, there is only 1 poster with that horrible stank.
>>154984997yeah, yousmell doesnt travel over the internet
>>154984997Samir is bitchmade but with an awful stench, too.
>>154985005Shut up, Samir. You stinky bitch.
>>154985024except im white
>>154985030>I-I-I-I-I'm white!Not with how bad you smell, lmao.
>>154984970Maybe they should trade Jarvis for Kneelander. I mean, if you're gonna have a soft pusy anyway...
>>154985035youre the one bragging about fucking jeets
>>154985053No, I didn't, retarded jeet. Never oncexsaid this. Try something else, street shitter
>>154985046Your team lost to Vegas's bitch, lmao.
>Please, saar, I am useful of deodorant and have freshened Samir scent 100% for a full week of pleasantness.
>>154985046NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN KNEELANDERINO STOLEN FROM MY HECKIN LAFFERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
huomenta
you're barking the wrong jeet i'm afraid
Huomenta
Cuck, you're up...
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>>154984084hockey belongs in the desert
