The European mind cannot comprehend the North American heat.Every team at the club World Cup was looking dead on their feet in weather our palest of white girls sunbathe in Euros about to get btfo
>North American heat.
>>154983921Yeah I get it you live in a literal desert But we’re not playing in a desert we’re playing in America and these euros can’t handle it
fucking idiots kek
>>154984095>Approximately 10.81% of the United States is classified as desert
>>154983911USA will crash out in the groups nevertheless
Average high in July>europeAmsterdam 22Oslo 23Stockholm 24London 24Munich 24Porto 24Berlin 25warsaw 25Paris 26kiev 27Lisbon 28zagreb 28istanbul 29Barcelona 29Marsille 30Madrid 32naples 31rome 32athens 33Sevilla 36>USAsan francsico 20seattle 22minnesota 27chicago 28detroit 28boston 28Los Angles 29miami 30new york 30atlanta 32philadelphia 32kansas city 32houston 33bosie 33washington dc 33denver 34new orelans 34dallas 36las vegas 41phoniex 42
>>154983911You fat bastards eat chicken out of a can.
>>154984404Maybe, but this is said literally every time
>>154984826what the fuck
>>154983911>our country is a dogshit place to host a tournamentwarra trophy mate well done
>>154984812woah, the mighty American heat
And yet the average Dutch will manage to not only move but jump naar links and naar rechts, a feat no single American has ever been able to do except for the most elite athletes (maybe)
>>154984812>phoenix>is hotwow
>>154983911yuros die in their homes at 85F and then cry when soccer players in 95-100F need water lol
>>154984812You really took the time to put this together lol?Even if this is true it doesn’t nullify all the euro players were dead last summer