>>154984820
Yes

The 11 weakest minds of the bri'ish commonwealth

>>154984820
this is the most average England team since 2016. where's Foden? Palmer? Maguire? Wharton? Shaw? Stones?

Kane, Rice and Anderson are the only elite players
The rest are between mid and shit

>>154984925
pickford is elite

>>154985332
>Everton FC goalkeeper is elite

>>154984820
Rashford is better than Gordon

>>154984820
Ngubu stepping up for a penalty which one of the dropped players would have scored easily. You know, the usual.

>>154984894
Kane runs the Bundes singlehandedly

>>154985400
>you need a strong mind to win with Bayern
I remember unc missing a benuldy for the NT when it really counted. I like Mr Kane a lot but Im sorry lil bro he isnt strongmind at all

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>>154984820
>that defense

6 blacks too many

>>154984820
That broccoli stalk looks an unpleasant colour, would not eat

That's a bleak defense. Why exclude Maguire if that's who you're playing?

>>154984820
Pickford T-Rex arms.webm

>>154984820
Well, six of those can't be trusted on pens.

>>154984820
>Bellingham
>Saka
>Reece James

>>154985332
He's good but too unpredictable to be elite

>>154985419
>>154985456
>O'Reilly
Best young player of the season in the Prem
>Guehi
Top class CB for a double winning side
>Konsa
European champion
>James
Best player in the England squad according to the players

>>154984820
>Pigford
>James
>Konsa
>Guehi
I hope this is a joke, these bums can't be your best guys

>>154986310
MOGS Germany

Im a big England hater because the team is always so overrated
And every World Cup im proven right when they are awful
This is the first time I feel like they have a genuinely good team
Tuchel was absolutely right to leave Foden Trent and Palmer at home

>>154984820
>black defensive line
Oof

>>154985369
>never watched everton played
without him, everton would be relegated a long time ago

>>154984820
Ironicaly...penalties.
Dont go to penalties, you know why

>>154985409
I disagree, he's dumb as a post and for a sportsballer that equates to /strongmind/

>>154987510
Tuchel is too smart. Pickford will be the 5th penalty taker

What is James doing there? I've been watching football as long as he's been around and not once has he left an impression on me.

>>154986270
Bodied those freaks

I am a Man City fan and Nico O'Reilly is probably my favourite player from this season. However, people are overrating him and overlooking his weaknesses. He is not a left-back, he has played there for one season and a half, most of the time he looked good was when he is inverting as a midfielder or inside forward, and he will get exposed defensively this cup just as Valverde exposed him at the Bernabeu. It will be like when Southgate played Foden on the wing and wondered why he wasn't cooking.

>>154987775
I've barely watched Chelsea and James is always a frenzied rapid beast monster that presses like a wild animal and delivers picture perfect crosses into the box every time

>>154988024
You say this as of Tuchel hasn't considered everything.

>>154988039
I will wait and see I just don't want people to scapegoat Nico if he fails or to expect something from him that he can't deliver

it will be saka, we all know that

>>154984820
>that defense and gk

bruh... no

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>>154984820
>have the most clutch player in world football
>leave him at home
tuchel OUT

>>154988085
Wait until you see USA... worse defence than the Whitehouse in 1812.

>>154984820
I don't see any good defenders

>>154987775
if not for injuries, the guy would probably win the golden balloon one day

>>154988091
Maguire is gonna be a suprise guest. He will run onto the pitch in the final and 2 foot mbappe.

>>154987775
because you don't know ball

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>why is James there

>>154988130
First goal for England and a perfect free kick and he didn't even smile

>>154988130
>latvia
No free kick goals needed.

>>154984820
I'm supporting Argentina anyway but this team looks proper shit

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>>154988122
>world cup final
>england losing
>stoppage time
>england get a corner
>tuchel starts laughing maniacally
>pulls off his shirt
>he's wearing a german national team jersey underneath
>drury: "aw son of a bitch..."
>crowd erupts in boos
>tuchel grabs a microphone
>"LONG LIVE THE THIRD REICH"
>tuchel waves the england team back into their own half
>england players in tears
>suddenly the stadium loud speakers crackle into life
>"take me hooooome.... united rooooaadd..."
>all the lights in the stadium go down
>drury: "it... it can't be..!"
>"to the plaaaacceeee.... i belooooooong..."
>the entire stadium is silent in anticipation and confusion
>"to old trafford...."
>the crowd erupts in rapture
>drury: "good god almighty that's maguire's music"
>the lights come back on and HARRY FOOKIN MAGUIRE is standing behind tuchel with a steel chair and wearing a tuxedo
>our harry looks at the camera as tuchel spins around
>harry: "for england"
>CRACK
>chair shot to that german cunt's head
>harry pulls off the tuxedo to reveal a full england kit
>the german coaching staff rush the 4th official and demand our harry not be allowed on the pitch
>but the 4th official... fucking hell lads it's MICHAEL OLIVER... he waves our harry on
>the england team rushes up to take the corner
>inswinger directly to slabhead's magnificent dome
>ENGLAND EQUALIZE
>rashford: "fooken ell lad, didn't think i'd see you again!"
>harry: "eat shit, judasford, i saw that instagram post, cheeky cunt"
>rashford drops to his knees in shame
>drury gets a tap on his shoulder and spins around to see CLIVE TYLDESLEY and BIG RON ATKINSON
>"mind if we take it from here?"
>the match restarts
>clive: "as things stand we will go into extra time UNLESS our harry can conjure up another"
>kane drills in another inswinger
>clive:"kane... into maguire... AND SLABHEAD HAS WON IT"
>big ron screams racial slurs
>mfw it finally comes home

>>154988194
How did you even qualify in 2004

>>154988350
Only the final is against Portugal and CR7 gets a late winner with a Bruno assist

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>>154988350

>>154988378
Zoomer here so how the fuck do i know

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>Konsa
>Anderson
>Gordon
Literally WHO?

Havent seen any union jacks posting ITS COMING HOME this time around. They might actually do it.

>Pickford
Mostly reliable but can have the odd howler
>James
Genuinely good but is made of glass
>Guehi and Konsa
Decent CBs but not among the best in the tournament
>O'Reilly
Not a LB and could get exposed outside of Pep's system
>Anderson and Rice
Good all rounders but neither can create from deep
>Gordon
Headless chicken
>Saka
Has no legs anymore
>Bellingham
Playing in the 10 role but has no actual creativity, just a box crasher
>Kane
Can't stay up front because he fancies himself as le epic playmaker so will have the same issues as previous tournaments

QF finish at best

>>154985419
they decided not to bring the best English centerback (Levi Colwill) but Guehi and Konsa are both great players.

O'Reily and James are world class

>>154991443
>not rating Kane
Stopped reading

>>154984820
replace konsa with stones
replace o'reilly with hall

>>154991501
He aint gonna be facing poopensharten in the WC bro

>>154984820
damn man bellingham looks brazilian as fuck

>>154991528
He scored FOUR (4) goals against Real Madrid and PSG in the Champion's League (UCL) bro

>>154991562
Judinho

Honestly the only team that could probably knock them out is USA on July 4th

>>154988350
kinoooooo

>>154987775
he's probably the best player at his position England have, other than Kane obviously

>>154996908
I mean there's an argument Hakimi is ahead of him but beyond that, he's the best right back in the world. He an O'Reily are going to be *crucial* for Tuchel if they're to have success.

What an insanely dumb comment not rating James I'm bothered

>>154991567
>Real Madrid and PSG
shit teams

>>154985445
Nico is a good boy, I'm sure he tastes delicious

>>154985445
I hope Bellingham suffers an injury that will keep him out of the tournament, I want England to win the whole thing and he's not conducive to what I want