Sneedy Di :)

fat

there, thread is fully blessed now

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jana :)

i doubted her for a while!

Pennis

wanted to watch mariella singles but her doubles against jana is starting!

also ash :)

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What a beautiful woman. Those legs are world-class.

>Sore loser Aryna Sabalenka states she wants to quit tennis after this loss but will see how she feels in a few days.

>>154985849
pretty good chances for the title actually
only dotty can stop her now (probably)
*sun had mutliple mto's throughout the match

>jauffret & kristina
cheating on annika

any1 watching jana

me of course

wait the j in maja is pronounced like the j in jana...

>>154986101
Why wouldn't it

>>154986117
very lewd...

>>154986120
because i dont know which languages do j for y sound so i just automatically pronounce it like a j

wondered why my first maja files are named maya

>ump keeps saying kovackova penickova

diana holy shit :D

CAM ON JANA/KAT

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could you beat her in a fight?

holy shit whova just announced she will play in the j15 in lesotho and she will even wear the dress she wore a year ago in the j30 in moldova

>alena sitting in her hotel room watching jana succeed without her

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Oi! Yeah you, facking cunt!

jana!!

should be an easy title here for them
..but you never know. everything was just as fine last year up until the final's second set

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i mean, how can you counter this?

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based

jana that drop volley was disgusting

jana is like a dwarf out there

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>>154986424

jana and gf :)

mariella :(

jana :)

jana/kat :):)

>>154986453
fantastic

jana and katka :)

just got home and saw the result

what the FUCK sabslenka hahahaha hahaha hahahaha

>maja vs sneedy Di is a GS semi
Never change wta

>>154985794
>>154985800
>>154985809
>>154985814
grass is the correct vendy surface

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>>154986589
Because she looks gorgeous in white, and with the green everywere tops it off.

mika and the spanker on court

>sabalenka
>gauff
>rybakina
>igor
>jpeg
any wta players that aren't frauds?

>>154986632
nu mapta

lol Kwabs moaning about the roof. Yeah, it was really unfair how they kept opening it for her and closing it for Diana kek
I get that winners are often by definition terrible losers but she really does take it to new levels.

so...
mirra or marta is gonna win?
otherwise wtf?
it seems insane

>>154986984
no no no this is all wrong. it's not jana if she's not slumping around like her bones are made of rubber.

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they started this match on monday btw

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>>154986989
if marta makes the final i believe she will win without trouble. if mirra makes the final, the mirra tilt is always in effect. mirra can beat or lose to every player in the wta and itf depending on her mood that day.

go mirra

>>154986984
there's a number of low iq pedophile in this thread, and they all luv jana
jana
jana
jana
jana
ty for your service

>>154987049
we luv jana like a father loves a daughter

>>154987039
they're playing on court 5 with no camera :/

The comfy final:
>Maja vs Marta

The good vs evil final
>Maja vs Mirra
>Mapta vs Sneed

The spicy final
>Mirra vs Sneed

>>154987098
>The comfy final:
>Maja vs Marta
yes please

>>154987098
>The spicy final
>Mirra vs Sneed
that's the wholesome frenly final

>>154987098
For me it's the MiDi final

>>154986958
>>154986973
Sexy bratty Mariella

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itf live match center is very bugged right now. many matches are duplicated

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Mirra-Diana is the good final
These psychos deserve nothing

>>154987357
after 4 years, mapta may be the best player left
wtf?

holy FUCK schnaider is 22???? looks 42 jesus

inb4 kittington realises he's in the old thread and starts reposting all of his posts here

>>154987357
I get it, but maybe they don't want to be lynched back home by Z-zealots and put in the gulag.

>>154987418
Why is he like that

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wonder what my iva is up to this week

mika and the spanker :)

CAM ON VENDY+

turn the court 1 camera 45 degrees to the right pls

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strong urge to shitpost about mirra and sneed but i'll refrain (mostly) for the sake of my mirrasneed-supporting frens

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>>154984173
lol died for what
i dont understand diss sentiment as if implying a match wiv potato in it would have been better kek
you saw potato vs kalinskaya

absolutely calamitious


>>154984519
kek silly post diss

VERY SILLY

>>154984598
fucking nonce innit

>>154984638
nah shes disgusting kek

>>154984682
shes a 9/10 trapped inside the body of an absolutr unit

>>154984729
onpy vapid tiktokers and ment attracted to troons like her

>>154985187
corr good post diss

>>154985286
wow kys

>>154985301
who has lady di got a better chance against you reckon, mirra or kostyuck?

>>154985417
why you fink dat. kostyuk is favourite against mirra for majority of people

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fresh 'feevas just dropped!

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>off court pics from the city that first took my heart and then my purse

>>154987357
hate diss cunt

>>154987505
called it >>154987418

YFW 3/4 of the women’s and men’s (and 100% of the women’s) semi-finalists are Slavs?

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vendy match might spill over in to thursday

fink diss best day of tennis ever had. only day i ever remember where everywun i wanted to win won (albeit i was 50:50 BB out chwalinska kalinskaya) but all the underdogs wun which is kinda crazy

also heard 3rd pronounciation of chwalinska from tnt sports

first

haalinska

den

hwaalinska

now

hvaalinska

diss last wun makes most sense in retrospect coz i recall dat w is pronounced v in poland as in various udder famous polish names i knoe

>>154987418
kek good post diss hairfta be admituated

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:/

>>154987524
phwoar would glaze

for me the definitive pronunciation is whatever the player herself uses. this has helped with slav names where the emphasis ought be on one syllable in the native language but the player uses the other english/american emphasis syllable instead.

https://www.wtatennis.com/players/325639/maja-chwalinska
click on speaker thing next to flag

>>154987612
fuggin ell

so none of dem was correct

its hfaalinska

>>154987678
this is more running than clara normally does in an entire match

spent 10 minutes listening to all the voices (except uggos) and decided polly kuders has the cutest
https://www.wtatennis.com/players/328897/polina-kudermetova

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I think Matteo has this one

martas is too masculine. would get grating hearing this every day
https://www.wtatennis.com/players/326482/marta-kostyuk

tery's is very nice. you can tell she's smiling :)
https://www.wtatennis.com/players/330808/tereza-valentova

nice tournament faggot brits!!

>>154987612
I was wondering how to pronounce it
I would have said "schwalinska"

never thought i'd see the day marta would be the betting favorite to win a slam

still calling her maja
still calling her jana

'feeva!

>>154987743
at least our courts don't have cracks in them!

>>154987800
socks!

>>154987813
:(

>>154987728
>martas is too masculine. would get grating hearing this every day
Not surprising at all

>>154985800
remove your dick from the pic, jeez

>>154987505
>who has lady di got a better chance against you reckon, mirra or kostyuck?
Kostyuk because there is only one way she beats Mirra and that's if Mirra has a 'zomfg I'm playing my friend' moment, she beats Di all day long on purely tennis factors.
But to be honest, I don't see Di beating turbo nutter mode Marta either.
That said, I said earlier that I only ever saw Sabs beating Di and that was like two games before Di reeled off 10 on the bounce and beat the #1 from being a set and 3-5 down, so what the fuck do I know at this point kek. It's just a mad tournament.

>>154987743
It's always the same, literal heatwave here last week and as soon as the tennis starts it's pissing down every day.

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I bet your little fish-head Jana doesnt have THESE cannons.

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Successful day

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>>154988309

>>154988309
she's still growing into them!

>>154988339
games played 1
match duration 1 minute

was it minnen or vandewinkel who spontaneously fell over dead there?

>>154988339
Vendy & Viktoria :) x2

>>154988436
at first i thought that corley and cross said "nah fuck this, we won't be playing this for the 4th day" and withdrew from their first round match

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>>154988309
having almost 1500 vendulas doesn't stop me from having 750+ janas

one trillion janas

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One Mirra :)

more like one ugly

Imagine bratty Mariella kicking in Clevelandbros balls because he smiled at her

>>154988946
i want to racemix with her

>>154989079
you say that like i wouldn't enjoy it

So Chwalinska slept with Iga and stole her powers?

>>154988946
I want to pick that bit of plaque out from between her teeth

>>154989110
Yeah and I enjoy talking to you even when you insult my tennisfus every week *shrugs*, so its okay I guess

>>154989151
well i insult my own tennisfus so it's nothing personal!

>>154989184
I hope Ash wins the title in Birmingham :3

>>154987728
Tere 'Teta' Valentova <3

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>>154989244
she has won a grass 125 before so its possible!

>>154989278
I forgot about this, she really needs to get back to this form

why do people hate sabalenka?

>>154989629
She's unattractive and masculine

both matches are at watchable times tomorrow, finally

was unaware that janice tjen is playing poorly this year. only 12-14 compared to 77-15 last year and 41-3 the year prior. and only 1 match on grass in her career. hopefully ash can win

>>154989707
it's not solely that. it's the contrast between that and her narcissistic overgrown brat personality. she makes many of the same poses and eye rolls as mariella except she is 28 years old and tall with man jaw and broad shoulders AND bogged lip fillers because she still wants to be cute somehow.

>>154990096
Then hopefully Marta will face a similar trajectory to Emma if she wins.

>>154989629
All the performative stuff on court irritates the shit out of he, she's an incredibly sore loser and her tennis isn't all that. Massive over-reliance on her physical attributes - OK she isn't *just* a ball-basher, there's more to her than that, but there's very little of the craft and guile that I prefer in the women's game. In fact that's probably the easiest way to say it; she tries to play like a man and the whole reason I like the women's game is that it's not the men's game. It's pretty much the same reason that although I can't deny her achievements, Serena was never a favourite if mine.

>>154989959
and this kek

>>154989629
>ugly
>beats my 'fus

the chinese girl scares me. she's younger than jana too. 17-3 on clay, won 3 junior tournaments and 2 itfs this year.. hasnt lost a junior match since AO..if jana makes the final im sure that is her opponent.

>>154990400
she's super annoying indeed, but like i said - she had several mtos today and faces cvetkovic next, who is a hard hitter
other than her, i think only dotty can beat her (jana) now
i mean, of course jana can have one of these days and lose to anyone..
but now is probably her best chance to win a junior slam in singles

>>154990380
Kissing her long legs :3

>>154990096
i dnt understand what this post is saying?

wimbledon has produced first times champions recently

dont get it

This guy is actually retarded

>>154987098
The best final:
>Mirra vs Marta duelling it out for their motherlands and bleeding onto the clay of neutral France

This is the way

>>154990912
that's a semi
marta defeating Mirra and then her accomplice would basically be the same thing but better

>>154990944
Beating Sneed in the semis THEN going up against Mirra in the final would be better because Mirra is based in France

oh yeh lol forgot wun of aemis today fink was woman saw middle aged chinaman in a suit next to diss young.blonde woman in expensive looking jacket

no way that wasn.sum.kinda lik eacort fing kek

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...that's enough /tennis/ for today

>>154991021
Good night EW <3, and see >>154990908

>>154991021
corr shes cute

>>154990096
Ohhh does he mean at the same time?

wt a fucking retard

like specify what youre are sayin in an unambiguous way

jesus f

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new emma just dropped

>>154991459
who knows

imo its a non-zero probability. mainly if mirra gets to the final. can just imagine her having inexplicable meltdown against haalinska

seems unlikely but i fink its also wivin realms of possibility schnaider shitting the bed

>>154991459
oh know i forgot about this! i like maja but that's emma's crowning achievement :(

>>154991613
i dont know why i said know, i mean no of course. but maja has dropped a set before so that means emma's real achievement is safe!

just dont understand why 125s only get streams for center court and court 1 and that's always it, never any more. it's like wta has a rule against streaming more than 2 courts cuz they're cheap as fuck and dont want to host it on their site, idk.

mika :)
kristina :)
vendula :)
kristina :)
vendula :)

oh right forgot the triumphant return of kris was today.

singles :)
doubles :):)

>>154991774
>they're cheap as fuck
that appears to be the answer although i'll tack on incompetent and understaffed web dev team with a boomer (female) executive board who still think everything is broadcast television. they can't even do the 24 hour replay thing that itf does for every tournament that sets up a camera. they've created this scenario where it's easier to watch a w35 in china than it is to watch a wta125 played in england.

wta doesn't care about 125s... they barely care about 250s and 500s

>>154990890
First time men *and* women's champions at the same tournament

>>154993040
>they've created this scenario where it's easier to watch a w35 in china than it is to watch a wta125 played in england
It is pretty funny that I can watch every match of literally Whova in the prestigious Tumkur W35 but God forbid I might be allowed to watch British women playing on court #3 of a W125

finkin maybe wta just underestimate number of odd nonceballs in demand for deez fings

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>kostyuk is the fave
boourns
boooourns

>>154993714
Mighty Mapta is going all the way

>>154993888
boooooooooo

why is stan always hanging out with the ball girls

iva graduated from her private online school apparently

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iga dropped her balls all over maja's body

krunic gives everyone such big hugs

bit of a hug slut

>>154994075
at least she didn't go to school to hang around boys

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happy birthday kostecka

>>154994858
polish babs :)

love crying juniors

I bet Eva could do a backflip

>>154995384
phwoar

hes me

>>154993888
sorry /tennis/ is a pro-russia breadingtonberg

Capucine and Kris dubs won :)

>>154995384
He acts like a cartoon character after eating that sugar

>someone put $700,000 on faa to win
>lost
lel

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happy birthday violetta

>>154996759
I hope they teach her serving at the Nadal Academy at least... Its forgivable for Eala, and then you get Alina and Violetta. So pls find some good coaches