>And they are playing, the turf slamming under the cleets and the mercenaries kicking vigorously against the colourful Trionda. Towering over them all is the Mutt and he is naked eating, his fat feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the Israelis, huge and pale and diabetic, like an enormous hog. He never watches soccer, he says. He says he’ll never care. He turns on redzone and rolls backwards and throws back his head and downs Pepsi deep in his throat and he is a great customer, the mutt. He checks his mlb team and the basletball shorts drapes loosely under his belly and he swings about and takes possession of one of the Dorito bags and he opens it and takes a mouthful , two mouthfuls, gulping and crunchig at once. His feet are fat and brown. He never watches soccer. He says that he will never care. He watches the drafts and some hockey and he is a great customer. He never watches soccer, the mutt. He is consuming, consuming. He says that he will never care.
oh shit /lit/ is leaking
>>154988573Best thing that could happen to /sp/ desu
>>154988550Very good post
I say this and dance like this
Soccer is the ultimate game because soccer is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. Soccer is god.
>>154988790Based. In light and in shadow?>>154988840Jej
>>154988550i enjoyed this post
>>154988550If the offside rule you followed brought you to this,of what use was the rule?
>>154991951I am glad>>154992200Kek>whoever scores without my knowledge scores without my consent
