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England named XII:
BM Duckett, EN Gay, JG Bethell, JE Root, HC Brook, JL Smith, BT Stokes (C), AAP Atkinson, JC Tongue, OE Robinson, S Baker, S Bashit

>tomorrows weather

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lovely june weather for a bit of criccy x

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>>154984055
>>154990630

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https://youtu.be/WhuzX1qMyfI
alri x

same ol england, always raining

cricketmen in?

nah im hetero

This is the thread.

1. latham
2. conway
3. williamson
4. ravindra
5. mitchell
6. blundell
7. santner
8. smith
9. jamieson
10. henry
11. orourke

combined xi
1. latham
2. duckett
3. bethell
4. root
5. mitchell
6. blundell
7. stokes
8. santner
9. jamieson
10. henry
11. orourke

>New Zealand at Lord’s.
Oye Hoye

Goycattle general

raining in bongland again what a shock

apparently there's a cricket starting tonight
never been here while there's cricket on before, excited to see what it's like

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>>154993950

man the aussie odis have been so boring
just feels like theres nothing on the line

is that a fishing analogy? corr, now THAT'S a sport!

>New Zealand have won just once in 19 previous Tests at Lord's, dating back to 1931.

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why is Uncland trying to steal our rizz? like bro fr nobody cares, take a backseat, this pick-me ahh shit is cringe ong.

>>154991059
you're just mad overweight people have sex
healthy at every weight chudcel

Worse genny in the 2nd worst board on a Vanuatuan coconut peeling forum

Looking forward to 5 days of rain after waiting half a year for test cricket

Englel don't play cricket. They all bend suck Poo cock for money. Pathetic country, defeated people.
AusGODS are the only based people on earth. Don't bother replying Britzoloids.

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Their asterisked WC doesn't count. T20 is not real cricket. They constantly get BTFO'd by AusLORDS. Pathethic cuck country.

>>154996538
Based forkie how's work going fatso?

>>154996755
t-thanks

Will Hindu /strongmind/ Rachin Ravindra have to bail out peewee shitters vs engshitters just as he did vs the micks? I suspect so

>154997115
Dullest gimmick on this board

>>154996769
wait wtf he's clearly in there
how have i never seen this angle?

>>154996769
guptill really got that stick cricket physique

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heres your invigorant captain bro

lgm

Ok please post when cricket is actually on

Thank you

i bags being the first one to make a joke when gay and root are batting together

>>154997424
I'll post in 2 hours and 10 minutes. That will be your signal.

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Cummins, Pat Cummins

>flesh light

Kane Williamson will reach 10,000 runs during this England series.

grigget

rain

>KS Williamson
>average in England: 30.5
>total test runs scored: 9,497
>3 match series

OUT!

Cricket, English - 0 (6) c Paywalls b Rain

>>154997450
2 triple centuries should do the trick

>>154997429
sure thing m8 sounds like ball bags coming out of your mouth is a common occurrence.

Roll call for BAYNE's final test?

>>154997353
>"got any spare change mate?"

>>154997353
>most handsome christchurchian

Here's to our bhagwan of weather to rain down lightning and thunder, Indra dev (who nordick and gayreek shitters copied with thor and zeus) on engshitters and peewees attempts at defacing the sport of cricket. Hindu /strongmind/ Rachin Ravindra exempted naturally

>>154997353
Going the same way as his drug addicted real engshitter dad Ginger Baker
*whistles White Room*

sunny here
whats the problem

>>154997588
Hi Sunny, not sure m8.

Why did they get rid of CrawlGOD for a Gay?

This is going to be a legacy defining series for Kane Williamson. He has a below average record outside NZ, so far he had the excuse of not having played enough games, but not after this series, this series will decide if he really is a great of the game or just a home-track baby

>TMS starts
>Vaughan already talking bollocks

>>154997702
Don't think his record in Australia is to bad actually, but not great in England or India and terrible in SA. Overall his away record isn't bad thanks to statpadding Bangladesh and the Windies.

Toss done: NZ win and select to bowl.

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morn criccy x
forecastin ‘n ‘oo desu ngl
bigly

No Santner for NZ, all pace

>>154997867
Had a Great Tour of Aus in 2015, but got mogged by Blundell and CDG in 2019. Also bear in mind that those were some of the flattest tracks Australia has pitched out in years

>>154997907
Genuinely forgot about Colin the Big Man

We should all revert to Sanatan Dharma, the One true faith. No need for me for my ancestors were never gullible impressionable idiots who were sold snake oil and instead stayed firm to their faith over millenia

I think the picking of Gay will be a mistake.
Duckett and Smith (one of the worst England selections of all time) will get out tamely. Brook to a meme shot.
Will be interesting to see how Bethell will get on.

>NZ have won the toss and elected to win the series 3-0

>The pitch is being covered as there's a little shower blowing across Lord's.

ughh Englel bros, weren't we going through a heat wave?

already planning lunch and i'm thinking either maccies or kfc

Don't really mind Archer missing the first test, Tongue is good for the out-and-out fast selection. One of the problems with this England side is the poor rotation and I think its in particular a problem for Archer.

POOEY ARSEY WANKY TONG MUTHAFUCKA LUCKA FUCK WAYEY OH LA LA UTTER FUCKER AREOLA

GAAAARD DEEEFEND POO PEELAND

atmosphere is fucking dire

GOD SAVE >YOUR GRACIOUS KING
LONG LIVE >YOUR NOBLY KING
GOD SAVE >YOUR KING

tongue root my gay carse

Expecting an England collapse in these conditions

>dot ball
it's over

>tuffers already spazzing out like a toddler in the comms box

hmmm not sure about this pitch desuwyl

BAZBALL IS OVER

dead sport dead general dead pitch

>cowardly peewees have already scuttled off

>Duckett Gay
He sure is

>New Zealand gifting Gay
Is it because of poofter-pride month?

>you can get an England call-up averaging 39 in FC cricket
gwim

>>154998135
when the competition is zac crawlingz anything is possible

gay is very alistair cook-like in the crease

New Sky score graphics are shite

Gay start for England

right then that's his missus and she's fit

>>154998135
Plays for Durham. England set up don't look much further, hence the wanking off of McKinney despite having a Crawley-tier average as well.

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>first Test
>dead thread

>100th test match for Rod Tucker
Woah

sorry watching the league
will be with you afterwards

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>>154998155
Way too big.

Can tell he's a gay with that 'tache

>>154998190
it's early an it's quite chilly out mate, give it time.

>>154997990
it's NZ vs NZ, you can't lose son.