Happy Torts Edition Today (Thursday)>VEG (1) @ CAR (0) - 8 PM EST Previous >>154985130
>>154991667>>154991667>>154991667Enjoying your day off, /hoc/?>>154991667>>154991667>>154991667
>>154991667Who the fuck is VEG????It's VGK you mongoloid.
>rolls into thread
>>154991694I'm sorry. I'll correct that typo moving forward
>>154991667
>>154991687I'm pretty comfy.Wondering what script Gary is spinning to make game 3 a must watch event.Great showing by Vegas and hung in there with both goalies letting pucks through.
Is Bruce in the running for KWABTY?
>>154991694I went veg on your mom last night
>>154991694It's short for veggietales golden knights
>laffs
>>154991731don't reply to him dumb shit
>>154991722cute :3
>>154991740>laffs
>>154991740Marner looks beyond done upper center.Auston giving Takagi a run for her 5head.
>scoreless draw
uh oh, Marlies
>>154991845LOUD PENGUIN NOISES
Humble brag, but those new-recipe smoked ribs were the bee's knees. Found a new 4th of July meal I can show off to my family. Speaking of showing off. I hope E.M. is at the game tomorrow night so she can watch her lover, Carter Hart, play.
how do we make all NHL teams relocate to cities that get at least 30 snow days per year?
>>154991955We don'tWe make a Summer League and a Winter League and have them play an interleague trophy match semiannually
>>154991986holy based
> scorefull draw at the Coca Cola Coliseum
The Helsinki Hellspawns
>>154991955Haarp more snow down here Gary!
>>154991955Removing Canadians so the players don't get harassed 24/7 in person or by the media.
>>154991994>calling rapey basedgrim grim grim
>>154991986Year round hockey is not a bad idea for profits.
Free Alberta
wow nice gamethread for the championship final
>>154992003But this still happens to the Minnesota Wild, the Minnesota Frost, the Minnesota Golden Gophers, the Minnesota Duluth Bulldogs, the Edina High School Hornets...
>scoreless in Chicago
>>154992056Sir, this is the /hoc/ general>gamethreads are for /cric/ and soccer and motorsports, probably
>>154992056thanks
>>154992056I know, hardly anyone is even talking about the calder cup...
whys he so unfunny and retarded and raped
>>154992175You would figure there would be a few more Leafs fans in here Don't they follow the Marlies at all?
>>154992071Minneshitans are just Honorary Canadians.
>>154992204no one gives a shit about ahl hockey
>>154992055Expensive Alberta
>>154992471So it's just the Memorial Cup for you lot, then, eh? I suppose that's fair
>scoreless first intermission
Why isnt the ahl on TSN or something
>>154992520rags haters real quite since this happened
>>154992520even that shit only matters regionallymarlies won in 2018 and it did nothing for the laffer franchise
>>154991694Who cares
>>154992563affiliate leagues made a deal with FLOSport, and it's anything but perfect
>>154992520No one gives a shit about that either unless your hometown is in it
>>154992595Is the mascot that chick from progessive insurance?
>>154992563Why would the Toronto Sports network air the America Hockey League?
>>154992610I live in the waterloo region and barely anyone cares
>move teams to snow beltAlaska couldn't even keep their team, lel.>>154992175Love me Kelly Cup, simple as.>>154992204All or nothing with laffs I guess.In ECHL, canada they had their Trois-Rivières Lions win it all and only team there atm.
>>>No one gives a shit about that either unless your hometown is in itI care about minor leagues and hockey beyond Gary League, and I'm not alone
>>154992637Because the marlies are in it?
>>154992520We did it San Jose!
>turn on dynamite>giant tranny flag at ringside>turn off dynamite
>>>Why would the Toronto Sports network air the America Hockey League?because shut the fyuck up, asshole, some people like things you don't
>>154992709>>turn on dynamitemillions are doing this on MAX
>>154992671Is that Austin Mathews team?
>>154992758Auston has literally never played for an affiliate league team, AND he's a Gold Medalist >fun facts are fun
>>154992825Damn what a legend How many Stanley cups does he have ?
>>154992825Happiest I have ever seen him.
Ruff got snubbed.Is there anything in the league that Gary doesn't rig?
F L A M E SL A M E S FA M E S F LM E S F L AE S F L A MS F L A M E
>>154992937>Pride MonthHow's the parade?
>>154992913I’m not reading all that
>>154992937R U L EU L E RL E R UE R U L
>>154992986Why, did you forget your reading glasses?
>>154992637True we need more canadian content like drake and usports
>turn in the nba>they handed out different colored tshirts to each section so the crowd looks like a pride flagGary save me
>>154993075The interns are watching and taking notes
>>154992893Seeing Dallas win all those awards as best GM or whatever, lol lmao.
>>154993075Firstly, ape'oop? really? Additionally, grow the fuck up and finally, have some fun, you cunt, you may actually enjoy it
>>154993075Zesty gay niggas.
>>154993205Ill put it back on in the 4th quarter if its close
i turn the volume down and do the commentary myself
>more dangerous draw in Toronto
;)
>>154993344Is that Dwayne Jetski there with Celerybrinini?nifty, nothing wrong with posting topless men on /hoc/
>>154993334Maybe OT here...
Chicago got their guy
>>154993424this cluster fuck is going to ot, no maybe
>>154993205I've seen that meme color shit before...>The teal-, pink- and orange-colored shirts are an homage to Fiesta San Antonio, an annual festival that takes place in April.>June gameslolThat's like Gary having the Stanley Cup finals near the summer solstice, peak winter sports.
mmmmmm just saw a badass on another board, bros
>>154993465CORRECTIONThis thing is not going to OT at all
nba's fun tonite
>>154993465What a nail biter.
my southeast asian wife likes the golden knights because of their colors
>>154993589Checks out, are golden bikinis back in?Source, animu...
>>154993589What Philippine island did "she" come from? Cebu? I know some folks from Cebu
The AHL Eastern Conference Final is now 2-2>nailbiter indeed -_-
>>154993673Best of three now!
Dion Phaneuf
Games 1&2, 3&4 should be back to back. There should be as little "no hockey" days as possible
>>154993744Gary and Nosferatu purposefully link up their finals for maximum viewership and revenue.
>>154993775Imagine consorting with negros
>>154993775thisBettman and Silver are super secret gay married and have a co-op partnership deal with Playgirl and the makers of rainbow colored everything
>>154993797the league has been doing it since 1993
>>154993797I just saw this Fine Young Gentleman lose to the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins
>>154993797Americans got 4-0ed by a negro in the recent IIHF
>>154993860WE WUZ UP 2-0!
>>154993830A good year!
>>154993589Buy her a hat if they win.>>154993627Yes according to art output from Japanese twitter during Golden Week.
been watching the basketball game and chatting with /NBA/ posters, bros. they said I was pretty cool for a white dude and invited me to their cookout this weekend
>A Toronto Podcaster told Cassidy he is an ignorant idiotLOLLMAO
>>154993955
>>154993980who the fuck cares
>>154994012You mad Soiler cuck?
>>154993955That is a thing, just cooking and shit like a tailgate and zero hygiene.I survived Quincy Florida.
soo many chopped uncs in the chat here, boomer ass takes with zero aura, zesty ahh posters.Go Flames btw
>most dangerous lead in Rosemont, IL
>>154994098Colorado dead as fuck but I have seen crazier shit.
>>154994159Another tied series, I like thatNice long Calder Cup run to pair with the Stan Lee
>>154994094Don't you mean Go Knights Go? Don't you want that zesty 1st Round pick upgrade?
>>154994094go back to tiktok. /hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny
uh oh, Wolvesies uh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
>>154994370A most dangerous lead indeed, all bets off if desperate puck pays off.
>>154994326>30 is boomerlmao okay
>>154994419Bud bros...
>>154994445we're all uncs stuck in 2010
>>154994094You speak like a nigger
>>154994583Cool it
>>154994596Kill yourself faggot
times running out Colorfraudo
Win game 1, win game 4, Gary is taking notes I hope!
For me, it's all about the intangibles and sticking to your game. You?
Fundementals
>>154994602Can it
gg, Rosemont>gg, Lovelandgg, /hoc/, hit the showers
>>154991667Graphics like that cause raped faggots to gamblegoon.
>>154994846KWAB
>>154993319I listen to electronic music
>>154995228that's FUCKING faggot shit dudethat's fucking gay bro
>>154994757Reddit is that way
As far as who the captain gives the cup to next after raising it, who do you think was the "first" goalie?
>>154995535shut the fuck up
>>154994617Nah, just look at their future 30+ contracts and prospect pool...
>>154995547Awww, sorry >your team is cupless and you will never see that happen, virgin.
Huomenta but the opposite
My owner won
>>154995429next time I'll play metal
>8pm starts all series longBoomerBros...'fraid hockey is the Young mans game nowadays
>>154995535If Vegas wins Marner.If Carolina wins Anderson.>>154995625It will be fun tomorrow night!
>>154995769Why does someone have a Captain James T. Kirk jersey?
>>154995794>If Vegas wins Marner.>If Carolina wins Anderson.Not what I asked, you dumb bitch.
>>154995788It helps when you can just show up whenever because no one else knows what they are doing.
>>154993881what color medal did the negro win?
>>154995809Neither, but you knew that already.
>>154995838Reminder that two of the teams whose flag is being raised WON a game to get their medals.
>>154995769why is the netanyahu jersey missing the third 6 ???
Why doesn’t Google do nhl doodles?
>>154991733normally he would be but mackinnon locked it down in shockingly embarrassing fashion
Laffs are kwaboty if marner wins
Knicks Tape more like Knights Tape haha
>>154995921still tony
kwabotc
>>154995880Cause burgers don't give a shit about the nhl.
just fell asleep bros, posting this from the N3/REM universe of sleep
>>154995880The shit hole of nyc took over 20 years to reach a finals again.Vegas doing 3 finals in 9, also White.
cooked me and dad some spinach and ricotta raviolis with some roasted tomatoes shit was so cash
>>154996085i don't think anyone would describe las vegas as white
>>154996130Whiter than you, abbo.
>>154996015When you slow it down he had all the time in the world to lob it in but shanked it anyway.
>>154996136lol no, not remotely
>>154996130Hockey players are White unlike the NBA.Vegas although is like an inland cruiseship these days.
>>154996171>Hockey players are WhiteAre we going to pretend that Darnell Nurse isn't a thing?
>>154996171if we just mean the team, then sure, of course.i wonder if anyone ever tried to build a casino ship on lake mead.
>>154996189Yes
>>154996197How could you forget someone with his head shape.....
>>154996143Wait till you find out how many ENGs he had this season to contribute to his "muh le richard trophy"
just ate 20 chicken nuggets AMA
>>154996189klingons are white
>>154996225what sauce
>>154996212I thought he and Sarah were siblings but they’re actually cousins
>>154996196The water level has been low, not a bad idea though haha.Post covid and can gamble anywhere but Vegas in person has them starving for tourism.>>154996189>laffs
>>154996225Dipping sauce?
>>154996237ranch and kinders bbq
>>154996271nice
>>154996271Good mix fren.
>>154996228in my experience, they are either brown or black.
>>154996225
Pyydä anteeksi
It's real funny how knights are only seen as villains because redditors just hate Bill Foley's grindset.
>>154996296overrated dog shit.
>>154996303>only
why is this team so gay?
why are you thinking about "gay" teams, anon?
>>154996310Don't show this to the mildcuck.
>canacuck softpusy is seething about the Wild at __:25 on a fuckin' Wednesday nightkek
>>154996338Yeah, nice faggot team, loser.
>>1549963471993. 2014. etc. etc.
DIVINE MANDATE
>>154996359You don't even have a fucking ring buddy.
>>154996376Neither do (You), you dumb raped bitch.
>>154996383Decades old rings are still rings, mildcuck.
>>154996310>get eliminated>free wallpaperlol lmao
>>154996347>>154996383both of these are absolutely retarded posts
>>154996468Well, aren't you a nice guy.
>>154996485not my fault you had a terrible comeback
oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they're running out of YOU!!!!!!
>NHL uploaded the full 2023 GM5 game of VGK winning the cup on YouTubewhat did they mean by this
>>154996592Gary has made the call.
>>154995924They saved the best as usual for last minutes, the injury was a total fake out to scam retards like colorado up 3.*360 backflips across the country**dabs and hits the acquires your coach and goalie**360 spin again to hat twirl utah**buttfucks you**backflips over you again and grabs your ducks**park is free**bows to the crowd sweeping out the morning mackinnon with the campbells*
me when 2026 stanley cup playoffs
>>154996626Auston's final hairline.
>>154991731Is Gary the J word?
>>154996552literally the meanest post on /hoc/
Holy copey!>The Philadelphia Flyers may not have made it to the Stanley Cup Final this year, but they are heading in the right direction. The team made it into the playoffs in Rick Tocchet's first year as head coach and clinched their first playoff series win since 2020 after they defeated the rival Pittsburgh Penguins in six games. The Flyers look set to be a contender for the foreseeable future.
>>154996653could the mascot team make it to the playoffs?
>>154996552George got btfo that episode
>>154996684Easier to block the net with big foam.
>>154996653The flyers got raped by a team that is in the process of getting raped by a team who’s goalie used to play for them until some foid accused him of rape
make sure to vote with your wallets and NOT watch game 2. Let gary know we don't appreciate these shit teams in the finals.
>yes>the sun belt needs another cup>gotta grow the game
>>154996771No one cares about hockey here so no need to boycotts it
>>154996824I care about hockey culture like rape, russia, and spittin chiclets the podcast
>>154996771Do boomers still pay for bulk cable?
>>154996771im too fatigued to watch these finals hockey its like watching the nba out there
the knights rule and you're gay if you aren't supporting them.
>>154996831Sad
>>154996643>relocates to boca ratonWho can say?
>"no means no!">losesLOL
is there a moon belt gary will expand into
>>154996895Gotta grow the game beyond LEO.RAISE YOUR FLAG
>>154996819
>>154996592Uncle Gary's patience is wearing thin with the cunts who won't drop the Hart thing.
>when marner ate that puck because hart couldn'thttps://youtu.be/9MO1KyNUOIs
>>154996592Healing
you just know.
all I wanna do is is *gunshot gunshot slot machine noise* and take ya monayyyy
>Gavin McKenna came up with a unique way to honor one of his biggest influences: his grandfather, Joe Mason.>Mason is a survivor of the Canadian Indian residential school system. Started in the 19th century, the schools separated First Nations children from their homes for decades under the auspices of giving them a Catholic education. However, later investigations showed many of the children suffered physical, mental and sexual abuse, leading to generational trauma.ohhh boy is gary ever going to milk this
>>154996653The flyers lost because they told Hart to take a hike and gave Torts a shitty team that made him ragequit lmao
>>154997125I thought they genocided all the kids at those schools?
>>154997092>Connor Bedard‘s development path with the Chicago Blackhawks may look familiar to anyone who watched Nathan MacKinnon‘s early years in Colorado.I am same height but he has 20 pounds on me?Fat fuck, lol.
>>154997125that would just piss off the sunbelt chuds he's trying to convince to watch hockey.>>154997139that was the goal. like the similar system here, it didn't work.
>>154997143he's got thicc thighs is why
>>154997148The goal was to integrate the natives in to the catholic church. Your aboriginals are not the same as ours.
>>154997125The funny thing is he believes Eratosthenes and branded himself.
>>154997162lol sure it wasmust be why they forcibly separated children from families and violently prevented them using their own language and culture>The Truth and Reconciliation Commission of Canada (TRC) concluded the system aimed to systematically destroy Indigenous cultures and languages. The TRC characterized this explicit government policy as "cultural genocide".there's no need to defend obvious schemes from the past as though they're perpetrated by people today.
>>154997173Seriously tho do you ever shut the fuck up?
speaking of, I wonder how Ethan Bear is doing and whether or not he's off the sauce yet
>>154997178you're welcome to kill yourself any time. no one's having a tantrum about something nobody here was involved with except you.
>>154997178i just duke his posts
>>154997185I asked a meme question to a fellow canadian and then you butt in with a wall of text nobody asked for as per usual. "Integrate them in to the catholic church" by stripping away their culture and civilizing them. Just like I fucking said you loud mouthed fucking moron.
craig berube is cree
>>154997191wow it sure it a good thing there isn't a written order of events with time stamps here to reveal you'r lying and also a fucking idiot.why are you shitting yourself anyway? who gives a shit? get a life you embarrassing retard.
>>154997199Go on about how im the only one seething you absolute clown bitch
settle down everyone
>>154997201you didn't 'ask a meme question to a fellow canadian', you responded directly to my post that was joking about people not wanting to hear native history and then had a tantrum over it. nobody was butting in, you stupid faggot.
zamn
>>154997125>pick>already a forever fairy tale victimGreat stuff Gary, maybe help fight arsonists?
>>154997197I wonder what his head scar looks like now that it's healed
knights play tomorrow bro's :)))
>>154997208>comment on something you know nothing about>state your opinion as fact>someone finally tells you to shut the fuck up>go on an autistic rant about the sequence of post order>accuse everyone else of seething but yourselfYoure a fag.
>>154997225Cant wait bro :)
>>154997228>pretending anything i wrote is incorrect or disputed>still absolutely shitting yourself for no reason at allwhatever you say faggot
>>154997233Thank you for your concession now shut the fuck up
>>154997216I don't know but it looks he he was literally almost scalped
>>154997236>not even using this correctlyyour concession is accepted.
>uh-uh yeah whateverThank you for your concession bro.
KWAB
>>154997243looks like you forgot to reply. but don't worry; your concession is still accepted.
imagine actually replying to a crybaby faggot lmao
>>154997254The boys are allright.
will pk get in as a "builder"
>>154997274maybe if he keeps doing broadcasting work for the next 40 years but I doubt it
>>154997312>Gayman
>>154997312I've let in a goal like this before, I feel his pain. Of course it was in bantam house league which is a bit below the Olympics but I feel it all the same.
