>>154992930
we've already beaten england and germany(in our last friendly)

>soccer liker
>posts cartoons
I wish I could beat you to death

>>154992930
>monkey paw
we beat Turkey and get 7-1 vs 1984land

the real funny thing would be senegal eliminating morocco again

Granted, but you lose the final to Mexico or Japan.

>>154993251
The only thing you're beating is your 3 incher worm

>>154993491
Nice projection beaner

>>154992930
>usmnt
Kys chud scum. It's USA. What're u gonna do, call DR Congo the DRCMNT??? No, you wouldn't you fucking homosexual.

>>154992930
Beating one of 16 European nations isn't an achievement. You won't get bragging rights for beating Turkey, although they aren't terrible by any means
The US is seen as a somewhat decent football nation, and being the (main) host makes it more demanding. You'll have to at least beat the likes of Belgium to get some actual credit
>>154993180
Well, >we won the last one in 2023. You won the one before that in 2015. I remember being annoyed at that because it was yet another test game where Jogi didn't give a fuck about tactics
Friendlies are obviously memes, but Jogi-era friendlies were the worst

>>154993517
He isn't wrong tho ya probably couldn't beat someones ass if your life literally depended on it

>>154992930
>>154993564
United States Mutant Ninja Turtles

>>154993330
I’m really hoping for this it would be the funniest shit ever

>>154993251
you literally watch sports, go idolize more men faggot

>>154993564
Team USA is the preferred nomenclature