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>>154993999O R E LREL
berds
KKtani and the LA Dodgers
>>154993999>digitsOREL-LE!
HER jintsiesHER webby
>>154994023>oral her scheisseri hardly know her
>>154993999checked!also, sanchez kek!
>>154994053Takagi!
Colby Thomas hit one onto Waveland Ave to bring the A's to within one of the Cubs.
>>154994062
>>154994072we heard you the first time
>nigga named Oralkekie
mariners won that series btw
>>154994088Eat shit!
ohtani just looks constantly grumpy
walktani
>>154994116He bet on the knicks
>>154994116pitchertani is always mad, hittertani jokes around
ANDY P
Andy P!
>>154994139you mean will bet on the knicks for him
/mlb/ can suck my balls
go go go>>154993999hopped in the car just now for some rick monday
freddie :)
>>154994158too many dh and 1b types
>>154994170really? no take-backs
FAGGOTBACKS KEK
>>154994170rude
>>154994158Not a single Padres player on that listWTF is the hitting coach doing, why did the team go all in on small ball?!?
dodgers are impossible to beat over a series, just clutch hitter after clutch hitterthey don't even have kike or teo
what happened to the Cole perfect game
>FaggotbacksChrist
>monkey bats
>>154994170alright, I'm sucking your balls. now what?
>>154994087when did the jewers sneak into the champions club
how i need ithow I NEED ITHOW I NEED IT
>>154994269What do ya need anon?
tuck em!
tuck 'em
>>154994237dodgers fan, btw
Gallen has turned into a junk ball pitcher
>>154994281GIVE ME YOUR MEAT, BOYSAND FILL MY HOLESI WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR COCK AND BALLSAND DRIFT AWAY
that funky muncy
munced
>>154994281Cum in my anus
lol this game is over
That funky muncy
welpo this game is ogre, time to watch apehoop
cmon will get us free nuggets tomorrow
MY A'sies
dodgers will win the division by july
scrubbies kek
No lead is safe when you’re playing the dbacks desu
What is the appeal of Wrigley? Looks like a dump.
>>154994409The Ivy wall
Rox getting no hit tonight
>>154994409Nothing. That's why they are relocating.
THROW a FUCKING strikePITCH IT in the FUCKING STRIKE ZONE
>>154994409its old and you can pay $150 to sit behind a support beampvre sovl
>>154994409Wrigley is a fine historic park. The actual joke park is Fenway. How in the fuck is that carnival funhouse dimensions park still allowed?
GIVE ME YOUR MEAT, BOYSAND FILL MY HOLESI WANNA GET BATHED IN YOUR SALTY LOADSAND DRIFT AWAY
>>154994428SAN ANTONIO PADRESSAN DIEGO CUBBIE BEARS
>>154994417Is that on purpose or do they need landscapers?
nigga named ian
>>154994438this but bankee stadium's little league short porch
>>154994428The Gary Cubarys?
no...NO!!!
>>154994409Nobody talks about how a huge chunk of the seats look like this. It's like watching through a tunnel.
head hunting piece of shit
ohtani taking out heads
>>154994501the seats look like...seats?
KKKtani
>>154994451vocawoo!!
> 36 pitches in the third with bad controlit’s over already
>>154994535The inning is over already anon…
>>154994518I'm talking about the view from the seats.
>>154994535work on that grammar>>154994514work on that grammar>>154994509work on that grammar
>>154994568work on this bussy
9 straight innings of no-hit ball...
>>154994568Work on that grammar.
>>154994559looks like you can see every player?
>>154994579>thinks punctuation and capitalization is part of grammarretard
>>154994438This is still the gayest thing that was allowed in a park
>>154994594the grassy bump in the back? what’s the purpose?
>>154994591You can't see the ball whenever it's hit 20 feet off the ground.
my pie rats are winning the 'eries this year :)
>>154994533but I'm a cubs girl...
BERDS WIN
>>154994608to stumble people into that stupid flag pole
Swanson? More like Gooseson.
>>154994626okay
>>154994641I don’t get it
>>154994609why would you need to see that? you can't track player movement and read body language? what's the matter, you fuckin retarded or something?
Zack Gallen? more like Zack Pint amirite?
>>154994667I don’t get it
>>154994667explain
>>154994683>>154994696Zack Pint? more like Zack Cup amirite?
Zac's ERA is higher than a Gallen of gas! hehe
>>154994708Explain the joke
Prevagen. For your brain.
>>154994714Zack Cup? more like Zack tablespoon amirite?
(in Japanese) eyyy, I’m walkin’ here
Doggies taking to the Snakes tonight
Im convinced that nobody actually knows who Kyle Seager is and they just confuse him for Corey Seager
>>154994734Elaborate
>>154994662Gooseson? More like Duckson
That should have been a balk
>>154994713>>154994734>>154994756EXPLAIN THE JOKE
>>154994743Zack tablespoon? More like Zack teaspoon amirite?
>>154994762Balk THIS, asshole!
freddie looking old
>>154994766Duckson? More like Seagullson
>>154994802he's looked walled for years
Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?>be me>2016+1>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!>bottom of the third, M's down by one run>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!">watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame>bends forward slightly at the waist>emits a sharp "toot!">fellow fans chuckle>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd>I pretend not to see what's happening>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face>mfw
> only 36> walled for years mensisters, did we get to cocky?
diamondbacks? is that like a tramp stamp or somethin
>>154994872I was molested in a US Cellular Field (now Rate Field) men's room.
Ohtani getting special treatment again. It’s not fair!
>specialtreatmentaniI can't with this dude any more
Perhomo got mindfucked by Ohtani
>yankeefagshttps://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/2062103752035766579/video/1?s=46
Niggurtz comes through with a go ahead RBI in extras.
>confirmed
>>154994872Thanks for sharing. Going to a mariners game in two weeks and needed to know this
eephustani
>have a high run differential: all your wins are slurpers>maintain an elite low run differential: all your wins are nailbiter kinoguards really doing it for their fans
Licktani
>>154994982The guy in the red didn't jump on the Yankees guy until he was down and still got his ass beat.
shoutout to cinderellaspie and their go go go posting
A'S
Soderstrom more like Tonicstrom
>>154994994the fuck did you call him?
>>154994872>at yankee stadium >not even a yankees fan, but want to check off every ballpark>between innings, not paying attention to anything and just looking around the stadium>apparently aaron judge was tossing balls in tothe stands, and one landed right in my lap>what the fuck oh shit>oh my god, my first ball fropm a pro league oh my god oh my god oh my god>wait>*sigh*>get up, go down a couple of rows looking for kids with a yankees hat on>give him the ball, point out judge threw it>whole section cheers as I sheepishly head back to my seat
>>154995141NIGGURTZ
>>154995062both of them sucker punched him from the high ground and still didn't put him down
Unfortunately, the Cubs are about to win.
>>154995180he got knocked down twice, would have received a count from the ref in a boxing match
PCGAY KEK
tuck em
Bregman more like Bregboy
Ohtani 4 scoreless innings and on base 3/3 times. Tucker bringing the heat too. That’s Doyer beisbol.
>>154995187status update?
yankees sacrificed for knicks to seal game 1
just hopped out of car>rick monday telling people to vote 5 times a day with multiple emails
kek cubtrannies
>>154995156Based sheepish lad. Legitmately a cool story, thanks for sharing something of value vs. my T-Mobile shitpost
>>154995331I was WRONG and you were RIGHT.
APOLOGIZE
Tony Gwynn was the last major league player to finish his career with more doubles than strikeouts.
>>154995345vote early, vote often, that's my motto
>scrubbiedoos
>Friars Kek
>>154994428The Chicago Cubs of Rockford, IL.
>>154995156SEE YOU ON THE NEWS
Cubs about to get swept by Oaklamento
>>154995393TONY GWYNN WAS BASED AS FUCK, AND IN THIS HOUSE, HE'S A HERO!
>>154995393zero rings
BILLIONS MUST WATCH THE CUBS CRASH
>>154995156> simping at a baseball gamecringe
good guys won today :)
>>154995447what was that dweeb pissed about? I saw the video once, but couldn't understand what he was saying.
much needed win for my berdinals
>>154995486why do you keep posting this retarded bullshit
>>1549939995回無失点…!?まさに神の領域!大谷きゅんの魔球、今日もキレッキレすぎて全米が泣いてるおぉぉ!このまま完全勝利のロードを突き進めええぇぇ!
>>154995447he was based and wanted to protect the little girl
Brunson and Judge are the most clutch players in New York
>>154995503because both my teams won today, assface
>>154995495Deluded himself into thinking he was Harry Dresden irl
>>154995515brunson best NY QB
>>154995505Schizo shit that your coworker who lives in a trailer will say to you.
>>154995518what does that have to do with terrible fake drawings of little girls?
KNICKS WON>KNICKS WONKNICKS WON>KNICKS WONKNICKS WON>KNICKS WON
> 75 pitches in 4.1 innings it’s already over
>>154995546I post cute AI renderings of my teams when they win
Me, I'd be okay with the Yankees never winning another World Series if the Knicks win the finals. Actually, I'd be okay with the Yankees just never winning another World Series.
>>154995551did mamdahni extract the life force from the mest and inject it into the Kniggs?
KKKKKKtani
mamdani knicks and mets won today
UTAH PADRES
>>154995581>mest >having a life forceSoto is playing well so probably not (he’s the only life force on their team)
>>154995551>Ape Hoop
Ohtani don’t need no Cy Young. Just give him another MVP already.
that white sox girl BROKE the cubbies
>>154995594kek this man seething
Ohtani should just punt this AB and go take a breather desuIt's no coincidence his worst inning today was after having to stand on the bases for 10 minutes, while his best was after getting proper rest.
>>154995616I don't want him or Yoshi in the convo for the CY ever because they don't have the innings. healthy-ish 6-man rotation is the shit.
>>154993999My pirates better not blow this
Wish a yankeefag would give me an excuse to give him the ole 1-2 punch.
>>15499568927kiss 'em bitch
>>154995607central cal deserves a team
>>154995689BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
>>154995633just go big fly and you dont have to worry about it
singletani
MVPtani is back
>>154995701the only thing central california deserves is a napalm strike
>>154995701Most people in the Central Valley have no problem choosing between the Giants or Dodgers but that’d be interesting.Manfred will never let it happen still
Braves were pretty cool
>AZ still has fry'swelp, that's one thing they got over us in LA and orange county. ours was right next to a big hospital and there'd be helicopters landing on the roof
>>154995724Fuck off
>>154995735where does the split happen? Fresno?
come on sneks
>>154995751t. methhead/trucker/mexican/hells angel/EDP445
>>154995757Historically around Bakersfield
>>154995657Yep, don’t want them burning out. Save it for the playoffs. Ohtani has the extra strain on his body from hitting and Yams is a small guy.
>>154995768I’m all of those things except EDP445. So what? You wouldn’t say that in the Valley of Death and Meth
>>154995770I call it Gaykersfield
reminder that ohtani once got on base 9 (nine) times in one game
>california mapsITS UPhttps://youtube.com/shorts/abf5U3XIM2M?si=cgJ4yRJ8lQ6rxjBl
