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berds
KKtani and the LA Dodgers
>>154993999>digitsOREL-LE!
HER jintsiesHER webby
>>154994023>oral her scheisseri hardly know her
>>154993999checked!also, sanchez kek!
>>154994053Takagi!
Colby Thomas hit one onto Waveland Ave to bring the A's to within one of the Cubs.
>>154994062
>>154994072we heard you the first time
>nigga named Oralkekie
mariners won that series btw
>>154994088Eat shit!
ohtani just looks constantly grumpy
walktani
>>154994116He bet on the knicks
>>154994116pitchertani is always mad, hittertani jokes around
ANDY P
Andy P!
>>154994139you mean will bet on the knicks for him
/mlb/ can suck my balls
go go go>>154993999hopped in the car just now for some rick monday
freddie :)
>>154994158too many dh and 1b types
>>154994170really? no take-backs
FAGGOTBACKS KEK
>>154994170rude
>>154994158Not a single Padres player on that listWTF is the hitting coach doing, why did the team go all in on small ball?!?
dodgers are impossible to beat over a series, just clutch hitter after clutch hitterthey don't even have kike or teo
what happened to the Cole perfect game
>FaggotbacksChrist
>monkey bats
>>154994170alright, I'm sucking your balls. now what?
>>154994087when did the jewers sneak into the champions club
how i need ithow I NEED ITHOW I NEED IT
>>154994269What do ya need anon?
tuck em!
tuck 'em
>>154994237dodgers fan, btw
Gallen has turned into a junk ball pitcher
>>154994281GIVE ME YOUR MEAT, BOYSAND FILL MY HOLESI WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR COCK AND BALLSAND DRIFT AWAY
that funky muncy
munced
>>154994281Cum in my anus
lol this game is over
That funky muncy
welpo this game is ogre, time to watch apehoop
cmon will get us free nuggets tomorrow
MY A'sies
dodgers will win the division by july
scrubbies kek
No lead is safe when you’re playing the dbacks desu
What is the appeal of Wrigley? Looks like a dump.
>>154994409The Ivy wall
Rox getting no hit tonight
>>154994409Nothing. That's why they are relocating.
THROW a FUCKING strikePITCH IT in the FUCKING STRIKE ZONE
>>154994409its old and you can pay $150 to sit behind a support beampvre sovl
>>154994409Wrigley is a fine historic park. The actual joke park is Fenway. How in the fuck is that carnival funhouse dimensions park still allowed?
GIVE ME YOUR MEAT, BOYSAND FILL MY HOLESI WANNA GET BATHED IN YOUR SALTY LOADSAND DRIFT AWAY
>>154994428SAN ANTONIO PADRESSAN DIEGO CUBBIE BEARS
>>154994417Is that on purpose or do they need landscapers?
nigga named ian
>>154994438this but bankee stadium's little league short porch
>>154994428The Gary Cubarys?
no...NO!!!
>>154994409Nobody talks about how a huge chunk of the seats look like this. It's like watching through a tunnel.
head hunting piece of shit
ohtani taking out heads
>>154994501the seats look like...seats?
KKKtani
>>154994451vocawoo!!
> 36 pitches in the third with bad controlit’s over already
>>154994535The inning is over already anon…
>>154994518I'm talking about the view from the seats.
>>154994535work on that grammar>>154994514work on that grammar>>154994509work on that grammar
>>154994568work on this bussy
9 straight innings of no-hit ball...
>>154994568Work on that grammar.
>>154994559looks like you can see every player?
>>154994579>thinks punctuation and capitalization is part of grammarretard
>>154994438This is still the gayest thing that was allowed in a park
>>154994594the grassy bump in the back? what’s the purpose?
>>154994591You can't see the ball whenever it's hit 20 feet off the ground.
my pie rats are winning the 'eries this year :)
>>154994533but I'm a cubs girl...
BERDS WIN
>>154994608to stumble people into that stupid flag pole
Swanson? More like Gooseson.
>>154994626okay
>>154994641I don’t get it
>>154994609why would you need to see that? you can't track player movement and read body language? what's the matter, you fuckin retarded or something?
Zack Gallen? more like Zack Pint amirite?
>>154994667I don’t get it
>>154994667explain
>>154994683>>154994696Zack Pint? more like Zack Cup amirite?
Zac's ERA is higher than a Gallen of gas! hehe
>>154994708Explain the joke
Prevagen. For your brain.
>>154994714Zack Cup? more like Zack tablespoon amirite?
(in Japanese) eyyy, I’m walkin’ here
Doggies taking to the Snakes tonight
Im convinced that nobody actually knows who Kyle Seager is and they just confuse him for Corey Seager
>>154994734Elaborate
>>154994662Gooseson? More like Duckson
That should have been a balk
>>154994713>>154994734>>154994756EXPLAIN THE JOKE
>>154994743Zack tablespoon? More like Zack teaspoon amirite?
>>154994762Balk THIS, asshole!
freddie looking old
>>154994766Duckson? More like Seagullson
>>154994802he's looked walled for years
Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?>be me>2016+1>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!>bottom of the third, M's down by one run>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!">watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame>bends forward slightly at the waist>emits a sharp "toot!">fellow fans chuckle>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd>I pretend not to see what's happening>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face>mfw
> only 36> walled for years mensisters, did we get to cocky?
diamondbacks? is that like a tramp stamp or somethin
>>154994872I was molested in a US Cellular Field (now Rate Field) men's room.
Ohtani getting special treatment again. It’s not fair!
>specialtreatmentaniI can't with this dude any more
Perhomo got mindfucked by Ohtani
>yankeefagshttps://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/2062103752035766579/video/1?s=46
Niggurtz comes through with a go ahead RBI in extras.
>confirmed
>>154994872Thanks for sharing. Going to a mariners game in two weeks and needed to know this
eephustani
>have a high run differential: all your wins are slurpers>maintain an elite low run differential: all your wins are nailbiter kinoguards really doing it for their fans
Licktani
>>154994982The guy in the red didn't jump on the Yankees guy until he was down and still got his ass beat.
shoutout to cinderellaspie and their go go go posting
A'S
Soderstrom more like Tonicstrom
>>154994994the fuck did you call him?
>>154994872>at yankee stadium >not even a yankees fan, but want to check off every ballpark>between innings, not paying attention to anything and just looking around the stadium>apparently aaron judge was tossing balls in tothe stands, and one landed right in my lap>what the fuck oh shit>oh my god, my first ball fropm a pro league oh my god oh my god oh my god>wait>*sigh*>get up, go down a couple of rows looking for kids with a yankees hat on>give him the ball, point out judge threw it>whole section cheers as I sheepishly head back to my seat
>>154995141NIGGURTZ
>>154995062both of them sucker punched him from the high ground and still didn't put him down
Unfortunately, the Cubs are about to win.
>>154995180he got knocked down twice, would have received a count from the ref in a boxing match
PCGAY KEK
tuck em
Bregman more like Bregboy
Ohtani 4 scoreless innings and on base 3/3 times. Tucker bringing the heat too. That’s Doyer beisbol.
>>154995187status update?
yankees sacrificed for knicks to seal game 1
just hopped out of car>rick monday telling people to vote 5 times a day with multiple emails
kek cubtrannies
>>154995156Based sheepish lad. Legitmately a cool story, thanks for sharing something of value vs. my T-Mobile shitpost
>>154995331I was WRONG and you were RIGHT.
APOLOGIZE
Tony Gwynn was the last major league player to finish his career with more doubles than strikeouts.
>>154995345vote early, vote often, that's my motto
>scrubbiedoos
>Friars Kek
>>154994428The Chicago Cubs of Rockford, IL.
>>154995156SEE YOU ON THE NEWS
Cubs about to get swept by Oaklamento
>>154995393TONY GWYNN WAS BASED AS FUCK, AND IN THIS HOUSE, HE'S A HERO!
>>154995393zero rings
BILLIONS MUST WATCH THE CUBS CRASH
>>154995156> simping at a baseball gamecringe
good guys won today :)
>>154995447what was that dweeb pissed about? I saw the video once, but couldn't understand what he was saying.
much needed win for my berdinals
>>154995486why do you keep posting this retarded bullshit
>>1549939995回無失点…!?まさに神の領域!大谷きゅんの魔球、今日もキレッキレすぎて全米が泣いてるおぉぉ!このまま完全勝利のロードを突き進めええぇぇ!
>>154995447he was based and wanted to protect the little girl
Brunson and Judge are the most clutch players in New York
>>154995503because both my teams won today, assface
>>154995495Deluded himself into thinking he was Harry Dresden irl
>>154995515brunson best NY QB
>>154995505Schizo shit that your coworker who lives in a trailer will say to you.
>>154995518what does that have to do with terrible fake drawings of little girls?
KNICKS WON>KNICKS WONKNICKS WON>KNICKS WONKNICKS WON>KNICKS WON
> 75 pitches in 4.1 innings it’s already over
>>154995546I post cute AI renderings of my teams when they win
Me, I'd be okay with the Yankees never winning another World Series if the Knicks win the finals. Actually, I'd be okay with the Yankees just never winning another World Series.
>>154995551did mamdahni extract the life force from the mest and inject it into the Kniggs?
KKKKKKtani
mamdani knicks and mets won today
UTAH PADRES
>>154995581>mest >having a life forceSoto is playing well so probably not (he’s the only life force on their team)
>>154995551>Ape Hoop
Ohtani don’t need no Cy Young. Just give him another MVP already.
that white sox girl BROKE the cubbies
>>154995594kek this man seething
Ohtani should just punt this AB and go take a breather desuIt's no coincidence his worst inning today was after having to stand on the bases for 10 minutes, while his best was after getting proper rest.
>>154995616I don't want him or Yoshi in the convo for the CY ever because they don't have the innings. healthy-ish 6-man rotation is the shit.
>>154993999My pirates better not blow this
Wish a yankeefag would give me an excuse to give him the ole 1-2 punch.
>>15499568927kiss 'em bitch
>>154995607central cal deserves a team
>>154995689BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
>>154995633just go big fly and you dont have to worry about it
singletani
MVPtani is back
>>154995701the only thing central california deserves is a napalm strike
>>154995701Most people in the Central Valley have no problem choosing between the Giants or Dodgers but that’d be interesting.Manfred will never let it happen still
Braves were pretty cool
>AZ still has fry'swelp, that's one thing they got over us in LA and orange county. ours was right next to a big hospital and there'd be helicopters landing on the roof
>>154995724Fuck off
>>154995735where does the split happen? Fresno?
come on sneks
>>154995751t. methhead/trucker/mexican/hells angel/EDP445
>>154995757Historically around Bakersfield
>>154995657Yep, don’t want them burning out. Save it for the playoffs. Ohtani has the extra strain on his body from hitting and Yams is a small guy.
>>154995768I’m all of those things except EDP445. So what? You wouldn’t say that in the Valley of Death and Meth
>>154995770I call it Gaykersfield
reminder that ohtani once got on base 9 (nine) times in one game
>california mapsITS UPhttps://youtube.com/shorts/abf5U3XIM2M?si=cgJ4yRJ8lQ6rxjBl
>walking 9 hitterLMAO SHO
>>154995801man, normies always make boring summaries of Sacramento and anything north of SF
>>154995801I like the version of these with the cats more
>>154995577>cutewhen are you gonna start posting cute ones? these all look like dogshit
six shutty on 89 pitches for Ohtani
nevermind my pie rats suck again :(
Wait. Wait. You’re telling me…The New York YankeesThe team with 27 rings The vaunted, hallowed Yankees The team with the best pitching The team with the best hitting The team with the best fans The team in the GREATEST CITY INNAWHIRL The team with the greatest history…Is 3-10 against teams above .500?! They have the WORST win percentage in the bigs against good teams AND they’ve played the fewest games against winning teams?! I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. TWENTY SEVEN
sixscorelesstani
alrighttttt DOUBLE PLAY
based Corbie helping a brother out
>>154995546>What does that dinosaur have to do with the Colorado Rockies?!
>>1549958523-11, they lost today :)
>>154995860Would love if he gets the Cy Young with a season of pitching that consists of 6-7 days rest between starts and only going 6 scoreless
>>154995865Colorado is known for Dino fossils
Ohtani just keeps getting lucky. Every time he’s in trouble a double play bails him out. That’s how his ERA is so low.
>>154995873>6-7
>>154995881And the Bay is known for AI slop so I guess it all evens out
>>154995873he would probably barely meet the innings requirement
oh no!
>>154995895astute
>>154995852can’t be true. there’s no way this is true
>>154995901There is no official innings minimum required to qualify for the Cy Young Award. While a pitcher must log at least 1.0 inning per scheduled team game (162 innings) to qualify for leaderboards like the ERA title, the Cy Young is a subjective, voted award
>>154995884He has a career whip of 1.05 over 590 ip. You know who else has career whip of 1.05? Pedro Martinez
>>154995901that only matters for qualifying in pitching stats not cy young voting
>>154995884luck is a skill
All of the AL East teams have lost their game today... except the Boston Red Sox!KEEP THE FAITHFUTURE IS BRIGHT
>>154995923>>154995936i see
>>154995923relievers have won it before, but it would still be fucked if he wins off of rate stats, even if they're next level, if other starters have 40+ more IP.
>>154995852Stop posting misinformation. There’s NO CHANCE the Yankees are beating up on bad teams and losing to good teams.
>>154995872bros.......
freelie :)
Freeland :)free nuggets tomorrow!
Poor sneks
Pfaadt? More like Pfaggot
I've seen enough, trade HSK at the deadline
Freeland and Call are America's Utility players
>>154995967if burnes can win it that way in 2021 so can ohtani
Sneks are struggling lately Keep the faith snekbros it will turn around
Guys I'm going to bed now, please quiet down
>>154996009I wouldn't complain but I honestly haven't cared about post season awards for a long time.
>>154995852>lying on the internet grow up anon the yanks are not this bad against winning teams and we all know it
Guess he just wants to go home
>>154996032Ryan Braun stealing Kemp's MVP was my 9/11
rallykillertani
>>154996049that was my final straw but my first wtf season was Pendelton winning it over Bonds in 1991
what does he do?
sigh sob kek ugh
What the fuck happened to letting him "empty the tank"? Is Doc allergic to letting Ohtani go the 7th or something?
>>154995852no fuckin chance bucko
>>154996096he was on base 4 times and pitched 6 scoreless, how much more ohtranny do you need to shove up your ass?
I could go for a poundin
>>154996094power through
>>154996118icsamcrn
KWAB these snakes are fraudulent
Rays
green eggs and ham
>>154996115>early June>comfy lead in the division>up 7 with bp arms who haven't pitched this seriesthere are probably a million other reasons not to work him hard
>>154996149iceamgeahrn
>>154996096I wanna fuck megumin
>>154995852Why are there so many attention-seeking retards here posting absolute bullshit
>>154996149
the dodger broadcast has better ice cream discussion
joe davis is being weird again and talking about a party bus and ice cream
sanchez or miz will go down in the history books as the guy that won the cy over ohtanis best season ever. In 100 years people will look back and remember whoever does it
>>154996195>again??
doyer poodre broship. poodres end Sanchez' streak. doyers keep the sneks from overtaking SD in the standings.
what stats show how good a base runner is? stolen bases is one, but what else?
>>154996204this time, orel was in on it. last time, he was talking about kids in a funny way and orel was unconfortable
>>154996184based
>>154996210pucker factor
>>154996210idk stat niggas now have a bunch of shit for speed and baserunning runs above average. Check baseball savant
>>154996202chad body goober face
>>154996210caught stealing
>>154995486We always do
Sneks have given up
>>154996202who gives a fuck about judastani
Lowest ERA through first 10 starts of a season (live-ball era)0.56 - Jacob deGrom (2021)0.59 - Juan Marichal (1966)0.74 - Shohei Ohtani (2026) Ohtani also has a .936 OPS this season
>>154996191>21 choices in Pasadena mentioned
mookie needs to stop being dookie
>>154996238>live-ball era
Mets won, and instead of killing a spider that was on my wall today, I let it loose outside after capturing it. Feel good about myself bros, even though that spider is probably going to get fucked up by the outside bugs.
>>154996243no one gives af about silver king and old hoss
>>154996246I only kill mosquitos. live and let live for the rest.
>>154996246you have it the other way around. spiders absolutely mog normal bugs, they are almost always our friends
>>154996257based
>>154996246good win metsbro you were better than /us/ today
>>154996246But spiderbro!!
>>154996257For me it's killing mosquitos, flies, roaches, rats, and moving everything else outside and letting it live.
>>154996246I never kill spiders
>>154996252>no one in los angeles gives af about the history of the sportftfy
still time for Ohtani to put a bow on his stellar outing with a cheeky little 9th inning garbage time homer
>>154996295lmaoooo doggie fans exposing themselves every night
My halos didn't get sweptGG Rockies
>>154996325i keep thinking his name is raul neto for some reason
>>154996289flies only live about a day, so I don't bother. I haven't had to deal with roaches in years. Rats would be difficult. I'd try humane traps, but I realize that's not a real option if they continue to come back frequently.
>>154996330It's Zachary, but that's lame as fuck so nobody calls him that.
>>154994087
>>154996301he sucks ass at statpadding this year in blowouts
Can't take this shit no more man!
>>154996355>>154996121
Ohtani really is the GOAT. Damn.
lol ‘backs commentary complaining about seeing Ohtani too much this game
>>154996349holy based
>dodger announcers acknowledging Ohtanis tendency for garbage time homersKek
Ohtani is flirting with the ump. They couldn’t make it more obvious.
the goat
thought kim was playing well, but they sent him back down. however, freeland's been really good past few games
>>154996388>>154996390Pages just hit a grandslam you streamlets
I was too busy watching the Knicks (Go Knicks), but it looks like my Yankees (Go Yankees) aren't beating the allegations. gg Indians.
>>154996392I've always thought he would be solid with enough reps. He's got a well-rounded skill set and isn't expected to carry the team.
Do umpires have to be big?
>>154996411For you
the comeback for the Dbacks starts now
>>154995852anon there’s no way the rockies (9-27) have a higher win percentage against winning teams than the yankees
:) saw >we won today
4-15 RISP14 LOB
>>154996400Let’s just hope they get better and finish above .500 again this month.
Or perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man, before throwing him out of the game
I still can't believe Schlittler and Cole threw back-to-back perfect games
henchman was called "he didn't fly so good"batter is challenging the call
i did not know that geno was on the mets
>>154996452frothing at the mouth
>>154996452wonders never cease
Espinal you retard
>>154996460he's not, he's on the reds
These are some of the most severe splits I've seen in a season. Reminds me of Josh Hader randomly sucking for a stretch. Santillan has given up 8 HRs at home and only 1 on the road too..
>>15499645228 is a foregone conclusion. The real question is how many rings in a row they win. It will likely be 36 or 37 before another team wins the title
Doyers won that gamegg sneks cya tomorrow
