>Sunday 7th June, 202621:00 Greece - ItalyReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, share your personal information with Aramco (what could really go wrong), submit your documents to FIGC and stay dual type pilledprevious >>154950895
negru
>>155000098kek GREAT OP
Rabbi reporting in
>Swiss national team striker Breel Embolo missed his flight to Los Angeles on Tuesday because his ESTA travel authorization was reviewed again. The Federal Department of Foreign Affairs (FDFA) arranged an expedited appointment at the US Embassy in Bern in less than twelve hours, where Embolo applied for a visa. If he does not receive a visa, Embolo will miss the World Cup – Alessandro Vogt and Kwadwo Duah are among the players ready to step in as replacements.Dont organize wc in countries with clown governments
Alexander Slakoth…20 goals in La Liga, a feat only achieved by great strikers such as Artem Dovbyk, Ante Budimir and Vedat Muriqi
>On 21 April, Embolo was found guilty of multiple counts of making threats, relating to a brawl in 2018, and given a suspended fine of 45 daily fines totalling 3,000 Swiss francs.Lil bro "forgot" to mention is criminal past on his ESTA application about and now has to face the music loleNot so fast Half-truth Man!
>>155000219No but you don't understand Spalletti WANTS him therefore the board should stop trying to sign good player and buy him every player he asks for
Incredible meme template's
Ace Combat 8 hands-on previews and extended gameplay are up
>Nintendo Switch 2 "ELDEN RING Tarnished Edition" release date has been set for August 28, 2026 (Friday)
>>155000468>Ace Combat Serie A edition>jJ and bbilan jets always get engine malfunctions halfway through the mission
nihao
New Jj signing Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage
no cute tomboy from AC7 no buy sorry Bandai Namcoom
>>155000219Unironically, Muriqi deserved the golden boot in LaLiga, he plays for a club that didnt have a manager until 2 months ago and that ended up getting relegated because of how shit its keeper and defenders are.
>>155000240He also wanted Alisson and Zingaro's extension so maybe he'll follow the same fate as these two targets :^)
if he was a jrpg he'd be called Embolia
>Shitaliano to BesiktasFinaccia
Please stop
/biz/ idea: Chase Infiniti takes me on the Forced Edging Saga
>Not just Asllani: In the talks between Besiktas and Inter, the Turkish club also asked for Frattesi and Pavard.WELCOME TO BESIKTAS
Azzurrinini time
WTF the President was found not asleep for once?!
any news on my beloved Sampdoria
>>155002021>ends up signing a worse player for more money anywaylole
'tioned
>>155002021is that why Bernardo is going to barca?
>have to play the battle royale in order to finish the weekly Forza Horizon challengesthe uok virus ruined racing gaymes
>Spain's best players are two pacey negru wingersdead sport
>>155002102why would players with similar reputation be willing to join a league where the top referees are investigated for match-fixing?
any Giorgio now
>>155002102No it's much simpler1- who would want to live in a city like Turin or any other Piedmont town? It's a boring place2- Europa League instead of Champions League3 - Money4 - his family lives in Spain5 - he always wanted to play for Barcelona iirc
>>155002204[laughs in internapoli bloc at zenica]
>can just click the correct box now instead of scrolling between those finicky windowsK I N O
>>155002254i like the fishe shaped captcha
>Across all broadcasters, AC Milan ranked third overall, averaging 1.22 million viewers per match.
>SkySport
>all of terronia rooting for them>barely more views than Inter and Milanproof that it's always been a league of plastic glory chasers
>DAZN
>>155002346>the average viewing figure of a Serie A match barely reaches 670k contactsMarmotta League is never been so popular lmao
Inter defense force (not bastoni)
WOLF
SICK
LUKE
>named Crosses>actually scores penalties
>>155000153<3
>>155002021yeah, unless there are some amazing signings (lmao) I'm skipping seria a next season (not /seriea/, the shitposting must go on)
>>155002824>unless there are some amazing signingsOpenda's re-signing on loan without an obligation will feel like a new signing
new german shitbox is up
>Former AC Milan and Lazio sporting director Igli Tare is under investigation in Albania for money laundering
>>155002848Nigga which money lmao bbilan is poorer than Albinoleffe
What could possibly go wrong? This is definitely the moment when artificial intelligence accidentally invents a new biological weapon.
>>155002869Interigenza artificiale :)
>Nico Paxxerello back to Halal
Just had a Nico Gonzalez PTSD
>>155002960Is that the player we swapped for Sluthoe?
>nobody posted “Sborrloth” yet/seriea/ confirmed more ded than calcio
>>155003042Way ahead of ya >149214419
Another Boeing moment!
>>155002869What's going to be the Butti-esque prompt to unite the brotherhood this time?
regardless if they win or lose this, there are 3 Maldini regens in the u17 squad, easily the greatest difensive display any Italian team has put up in the last decade.
>>155003247Nice try Beppe Riso
LUPOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155003247those three players being?
>>155003578Donato, Varali, Albini
also Dattilo is actually pretty good too, don't ask me where they play because I haven't got the slightest clue.
>>155003621How did Corigliano play?
Anybody up for a game of "Spot the Difference"?
>>155003754The Ivory Coast leftback will reveal every secret investigating further
>>155003645as well as a trequartista can play against a better midfield, pretty useless tbqh
>The agent of Bisseck: "I keep reading about Bayern's interest, which isn't true. There's nothing in the works, he's doing well at Inter. Proposals might come in, but as of today, there's absolutely no negotiation going on."gud hope there is no negotiations
>believing agents
>>155003831Shame, I expected more desu
Italy once again is in the final of a youth tournament.Curious to see which Serie C clubs they'll be endlessly loaned out to over the next ten years.
>>155003862he nearly scored a overhead kick if it makes you feel better, hard to judge him when Spain had a Barcelona negru that could realistically start for some serie a clubs and that took the rest of our midfield to mark.
>>155004147how many spanish players were playing with "wrist bandages"?
Kessie had a Bbilan moment
(((((Magic Mike)))))
Wait Ayo hol’ upThere’s a Doué playing for Ivory Coast and a Doué playing for France?
>>155004642looks like on purpose
>>155004745They're Boatengmaxxing
>>155004745Doué is better than one
>>155004820I smiled
>riomma player in for france Tres grim
en garde bonny
>>155004147Is that the "16" negru that everyone is talking about
It has come to my attention that the negrulands lost to sand France
>>155004930Tunkara's the name, don't know if he's 16 but he was quite clearly one step above everyone else on the pitch.
You just know Comolli is glued to the screen watching all these negru french players in one spot in pure extacy
don't mention Pavard, Asllani and Frattesi unless it's Fabrizio's HERE WE GO
>>155004974That's him, his obviously not 16, but that's the grift they are going with
>Meanwhile, Italy's ‘first’ team is training with eye patches today. Interim national coach Baldini has already caused a stir with this at club level a few times before.Black Flag Resynced marketing collab?
>>155005024This nibba don't know the difference between eye patch and blindfold
>>155005053fucking kek
>Maignan
Does anyone know if Kessie has been linked to us yet againI just want to know if I can delusionpost in /seriea/ or I better seal myself off in a bunker for another 4-5 years
>>155005024The men who sold a qualification
>Juventus is considering testing the understanding between Spalletti and Douglas Luiz. If he could fit back into the plans and be reassessed by Spalletti. t. Matthew Lilnegru
Has a Heihachi Douglas Luiz been created yet?
I'm waiting to have full confirmation of his permanency before asking Mr. Altman to drain the rest of your pond making it impossible for your ricci to be comfy this summer
>Sballet supports the Arnesloth transferIt's 100% not happening then :))
>>155005550>ArneslothNice
>Florentino Pérez: "You will never guess what superstar I'm going for. It's NOT Olise, NOT Haaland, NOT Kane, NOT Doku. I won't say anything else now. See you next week."
>>155005579Andrea Petagna welcome to real Madrid
>A famous Border Collie with over 1.58 million followers was allegedly stolen, sold to a dog meat restaurant, and eaten>Chutou was taken by a thief who told his owner "The dog is dead, so stop making a fuss. I did not break the law"The dog's dumb owner? Manuel Locatelli.
>It’s really funny to me that following Inde Navarrette’s digital footprints before obsession actually leads you to umm… her feetSleep tight /seriea/
Highly rated African-British prospect named Border Collie
>>155005771Hot
>inda Navarrette is bisexual
Border Comollie
Good evening I hate mutts
>>155005899Never been an AC game with more broken 100% requirements and that Encyclopedia of the Common Man can suck a dick
>DJ at my town's music festival is blasting the biggest Italodance hits, immediately followed by Massimo Ranieri'syep, summer has begun
>>155005986>not liking the homestead, the best part of the game
>>155006138Going back and forth to that fucking tailor 200 times in a row made me hate even simply reading the word "Homestead"
>>155006138>not hating it with a passion after going back and forth 3 gorillion times waiting for the carpenter to inspect his fence
>he's the kind of person that doesn't use a toggle walk option when available
Stellar Blade II in less than 24 hours :)
Calcio /int/ idea: Gio Scottish
>Svilar won’t represent Belgium or Serbia Why?The best serie a keeper won’t be in the WC
Good morning!>Glasner is currently the hottest lead. The Austrian seems to have been convinced after the meeting the other day and is at the top of Milan's preferences.Johannes Spors is emerging as a strong candidate for AC Milan's sporting director position if Ralf Rangnick decides to accept the club's proposal.>Rangnick asks for guarantees and has some views that do not correspond with Milan’s.New contacts have taken place with Mauricio Pochettino.>Milan are also expected to meet with Matthias Jaissle.Finally: Embolo is on his way to the US. It seems doubtful whether the 29-year-old will be an option in the test match against Australia on Saturday (9:00 pm Swiss time).>Lucky! Good sleep despite possible late kick-off times. All Swiss World Cup games will be played at 9:00 pm Swiss time
Mattia De Sciglio failed his medical examination at FC Hradec Králové
>Braaaaphim doesn't want to leaveOk but beside Sureloss who are we even getting lmao, preparations begin in a month or so
>>155000182totally not racist btw
>sureloss
>>155011870
Let me get this straightThe macacos have a classic 9 with 22 goals in the EPL this season but are benching him for this 4 winger attack?
>We have everything planned; there are plans A and B for each role, but then August arrives, and anything can happenChivus.>Giuseppe Marotta: “I will send a €3M BID on Tuesday for a player from a Serie A team”.Provedellos maybe
>>155012265the financial pressure exerted by technical sponsors in Brazil to ensure that certain players are picked is even worse than that exerted on Covisoc to secure approval of Inter's budget
He's thinking about us again :)
>>155012328Cambiano, its going to be 3m + Frattesi deal
>>155012406isnt he going to eplel? also chivus mentioned palestra by name which is gud.
>>155012416Why would he want to leave Italy?
just seen a sorloth comp. funny. (to the tune of that one rooney tweet)
Italy needs another Mussolini so they can win another WC in perfect Italian fashion, by rigging or refballing
>chivus mentioned palestra by nameWhy does he lack so much respect for other clubs? You don't talk about players that isn't yours. Why is it so hard to follow the rules?
>>155012468He's Romanian and coaches the team that always has its eye on other people's copper, which is no coincidence
I see some potential for a Sorloth/Snorlax edit
>BREAKING: Arne Slot has withdrawn from the race to become AC Milan's next head coach. He doesn't feel ready for the challenge to coach a big club in Italy.
Less laziali at the stadium means more child abuse than usual, Meloni must do something to prevent this
Call me by your name with chivus as armie hammer and palestra as twink chalamet
>>155012929>Armie HammerProblematic
>Rafael Leão to sporttvportugal: "I played injured for 4/5 months in a position that wasn't mine. It was an exhausting season." He then proceeds to list the leagues that would highlight his talent: Premier and Liga. From Milan, meanwhile, there's no one who can handle the situation.Fuck you allegri. Fuck you cardinalz. Fuck you ibra
>>155013054B-but he was the true capitano
I hope Shitaly's WC away jersey is as beautiful as Spain's one
>K.Thuram to Galatasaray I'm crying all it took to get rid of the shitters was to miss the CL
>>155013332That’s just a Germany shirt with different colours
thinking about useless shit and wondering how much Baturina will sell for a year from nowlowkey top 5 outgoing Serie A transfers
An opinion brought to you by the same mind that rated Sutalo at one point
>Juventus' best midfielder going to Turkey >Juventus' best forward going to Saudi Arabia >the league's best manager going to Turkey dead leaguedead sportdead nation
>>155013796Not all is said and done yet, anonA knock from the AIA official on the transparent window of the VAR room could still turn everything around and restore the league’s prestige
>the New York Mayor cited Balotelli to explain his view: “Mario Balotelli, one of the greatest strikers in recent memory, once said about his goal celebrations: ‘When I score, I don’t celebrate because I only do my job. When a postman delivers letters, does he celebrate?'”
>>155013796Wtf which Turkish team bought Miretti?!
Business idea: Marionuel Balocatelli
>>155013748talent wise Baturina is almost Vušković tier though, but I thought his attitude would hold him back and that he would settle for "just enough" but this li'l nigga looks hungry
>>155013903Damn you guys still starve to death in Croatia?
>>155013903>Vuskovic and his HSV finished 13th in the BundeslelgaOk buddy
>>155014140
For me, it's France's top player Jerome Barella
>Real Madrid planning €150m bid for OliseWhy is nobody from serie a doing this?
I would rather visit Detroit than pay 150m for the laziest negru the world has ever seen.
Nobody is paying even 1/3 of €150m for Leao lole
>>155014307jj will buy 2 150m players this summer
150m drachmes
You now remember when Bayern offered 150m for Maignan
>>155014307>€150mthe committee of san luca, reggio calabria is implementing as many commercial strategies as possible to ensure that the figure will be the new annual price for serie a tv rights
Grim
>>155014659it's only right for him to join a league where squatting is a cut above the rest
>>155014665
>Axel Witsel is 37AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>155014192I literally came here to post this lmao
>>155014665No that's kino actually
>>155014665I used to look down on WWE, but these days even they have a scriptwriting department and a refereeing system that's more consistent than Serie A
>>155014399how many greek memes can you get for that?
1 Christos Tzolis please
*breaks plates and doesnt eat*
>>155014659>6m per yearI didn't know a man could be rated even more than he already was.
I love the greeks!
>>155014988I would respect her more if she had an onlyfans account at that point
>>155014960I think the word you're looking for is 'overrated'
Better Tzolis than badly accompaigned
>>155015003don't be sad just because your head will have some free space for the next year and half, I'm sure you can find an other manager.
>>155014463>Treatments and Optionsfuck off, OCD helps my productivity
>>155015060what's there to be sad about? people are laughing their heads off at the sight of Italy's supposedly most talented manager throwing it all away to sign for the turkish Riomma
POV: the Turkish neighbor is grilling at 10:01 PM
Turkish neighbours? No such thing here
>>155015128kek
>>155015017>not better Tzolis than Malen accompaigned One job
>>155014659>His agent: "Vincenzo, listen, 'Come to Beşiktaş' is just a lame social meme. You don't actually have to go there">Vincenzo:
>>155015467And then he turned into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen
Vincenzo Pickleano
Neymar to jJ
Nihao and Vicar Amelia to jJj
>Nobody at Jj rates UdogieComolli the negru hater?!
Yes I'm sure replacing a terrible GK like Di Gregorio with a worse one like Vicario will not backfire next season and totally let Jjust reach a top4 spot comfortably
>>155015852Coomoli’s taste is French ngubus he can’t get off to other forms of ngubus at maximum he can stretch it to ngubus from French speaking nations
>>155015422Kek
>Vicario's agent is GiuffridaOh god no
It’s best to get an early start. Serie A is announcing the fixture list today:Frosinone v JuventusAtalanta v SassuoloBologna v LazioGenoa v NapoliInter v MonzaParma v CagliariRoma v FiorentinaTorino v BbilanUdinese v ComoVenezia v Lecce
>>155016010We're losing that yeah
the state should recognize rating Vicar lower than OfGregory as a mental disability and provide maid to such citizens, I can't imagine how you could lead a fulfilling life in such conditions.
0.01 >>>> 0
>Gerry Cardinale has imposed his choice over Zlatan Ibrahimović’s and has definitively ended the pursuit of Arne Slot. Oliver Glasner now the frontrunner to become AC Milan’s new head coach. The deal is expected to be finalized shortly.Also today I only ate nespole and chocolate so far. Might make myself a salad soon.
At least I'll get to spam this whenever Vicario makes a duck (2-3 times per matchday)https://youtu.be/Q_pHph2quWk
Call me by your calcio
rip
Only shitters allowed apparently
>>155016141Holy hell I thought Vicario was wearing cat ears
>cat ears'tioned
>>155016010>getting rid of the double faced cholerosis first thing based
https://x.com/tvdellosport/status/2062936618000871812Compili spotted
>>155016195Fucking autocorrect man, meant Comolli
It always feels like Christmas whenever new Comolli footage drops
>go outside>all these femoids with these dumb scribble tattoosFucking atlantic council I swear
>>155016223how else are you supposed to know what their zodiac sign is or how many traumas they suffered?
Capisci che la Roma comincia a dar fastidio lassù quando la comitiva delle Strisciate ti acchitta sto calendarioqui bisogna fare un alleanza antinord col resto della Serie A o sarà solo l'inizio del campionato più falsato di sempre
>first and last matchdays against Frosinonewtf Claude actually cooked, that's kino
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>the World Cup starts in literally 4 days>nobody caresdamn...
>>155017046No pasta pizza refballino at the world cuppino no interestino scusassi
>>155017046the world cup was a week ago fra…
Japan, Mexico, Netherlands, Brazil in that order.
Croatbro do you think your team is good this year or do we have a chance to get a cheeky draw from you guys
>>155017184honestly I don't see anyone except the big teams beating us and we can beat the big teams if Dalić stops playing (Petar) Sučić as one of the 10s in the 3-4-2-1 and drops him down next to Modrić while Petar's cousin (Luka) Sučić plays the 10if he also realises that Šutalo is the weak link in this defence and replaces him then weaker teams like Panama will have literally no chance and no I'm not exaggerating there is simply too much quality on the ball in this team for us to go out against a team that's not Spain or something
>>155017286lmao we are on the exact level of delusion
Sutalo weak link? Can't be...
>>155017315I'm the most realistic I've ever been going into a tournament, honestly and the biggest difference is that we finally have a team system where almost every player will play a role that he's suited for instead of some dumbfuck 4-3-3 without fullbacks, without a striker and without wingers
>not playing 433
>Paramount Games Studio has been announced.>First game announcement today during #SummerGameFestWar for Cybertron remake SOON
>>155017315where does Belgium end up in your predictions
>Paramount + is the calcio broadcasterAIA Simulator 2027 when?
>>155017369champions if not for croatia
>>155017315>>155017391What about us? Losing out to Portugal somewhere along the way I'm guessing
Which Jj dirigent is Geoff's equivalent?
All of these are getting announced tonight, my Lea Seydoux tulpa told me so
Virtua Fighter 6 demo will save /seriea/'s summer
>>155017406croatia is my nemesis for /seriea/ kek, but netherlands beat the germs
>>155017446The mondialpredicts are up?
>San Marino lost the friendly against BangladeshOh no no no
Confirmed:>Blood Message>Star Wars: Zero Company>Among Us>Guild Wars>Clutch>FortniteMy predictions:>Resident Evil: Code Veronica Remake>Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet OR New Uncharted Game>Resident Evil Requiem DLC>Injustice 3>Devil May Cry 1 Remake>Final Fantasy VII Remake Part 3>Kena: Scars of Kosmora>Metro 2039>Persona 6>Alien Isolation 2>Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra>Hogwarts Legacy 2>Kingdom Hearts IV>OD>Star Wars Jedi 3>Judas>FromSoftware Pirate Game>Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced
>>155017431Tenchubros...
>>155017449>fifa.com>fantasy & gaming>bracket challenge>core bracket
>>155017391holy based delusionposterit wouldnt surprise me if belgiolandia has an average to decent worldc up now that there are 0 expectations
>>155017466My predictions:>Virtua Fighter 6 >RE9 Story DLC>RECV remake announcement>Stellar Blade 2>Cronos sequel>Wolfenstein 3>Blood of the Dawnwalker gameplay>Persona 6 announcement>Divinity II gameplay>Star Wars Eclipse trailer>Dragons Dogma II expansion>Okami 2 gameplay>Konami also announces something else, either MGS1R or Castlevania>Street Fighter season 4 reveal
more likely for the gf to Anon SS deal to go through than Croatia winning the world cup
>>155017475Could very well be, but than again rudi garcia
If Belgium wins the World Cup before us I will literally and unironically kill myself
>>155017469Sekiro happened fra
>>155017481>>Star Wars Eclipse trailerQuantic Dream might just be the only organisation on this planet even more dysfunctional than Jj kek
>>155017518Jonathan David Cage
>>155017518They still exist? Wtf
It's gonna be DmC 2
>>155017695KINOOOOOOOOOO
thought on Adidas' first away kit for Croatia (after World Cup)Nike fucking sucks I'm glad they're gone and if you're still on Nike's shit then I pray for you (death to America)
>Today's final announcement at Summer Gamefest will be a single player, narrative game.
>>155017864>tovaglia de nonna team wearing a vetrata del cesso shirtFitting
>>155017887Highguardbros...
>>155017864
-30m
I actually forgot about Saaros
Hogwarts Legacy 2 but it's the coaching classes at Coverciano and the students are WC 2006 winners
>>155018047Hard mode: can only get the platinum when one of your 2006 WC students is succesfull in Serie A
starting to think the destiny fanbase is sonic-tier autistic
The clock ticks ever down. Buckle in. Strap-on... wait, no, that's the wrong thing to say. We're getting close is what I meant to say.
you're +5? yeah hold this 1+2 li'l nigga
Audio syncing is like Jj's passing
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I literally guessed CV within the first 10 seconds
Clairebros and CupheadGODS won
2 Gatti's 1 Cuphead
!!!
3/3 kino opening I kneel dorito pope
>Isolation is 12 years oldsurely a mistake right hahahait can't be that old, what's next, Mankind Divided being 10 years old? That'd be mad haha
LA UEDA
Remember to sign up for World Cup fanta merdacchttps://play.fifa.com/fantasy/join-league/R1SDPUAG
2027 will be a stacked year solely due to gta
>he didn't play The Last Guardian
great framerate
>neteaseDropped harder than Matthijs dropped Annekee after she started snakeoilmaxxing
>>155017864Looks like blue mexico
chinkino
ban asiaslop
Yokoyama-sama did 9/11
wtf I thought he was dead
Tupac alive in Serbia
Claireposting and kino Jj kits next season, my body is ready
>dead by calcio 10 yearsSurely they are meme
Is that femPresenter sexo or is it just me not having sexxed since february?
>>155018545She's Locatelli tier
>>155018545she's lowkey fat
HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL
Ben Sborr
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA MARMOTS
Lune game mentioned btw
safe to say the event has already peakedlet's show the korean soulslikes and be done with it
AMELIA GAME
Is audio syncing fucked up again?
>>155018641Yeah, it's a shitshow on both YT and Twitch
man look how fat this woman is man this Dutch nigga sufferin, feel me?
Omega comfy
>>155018609
womeme soldiers
what did she mean by this
It's giving big Mindseye energy
Is that the actress from The Goys that married Jack Quaid
wtf that's manlet Alexander Skarsgard
>>155018674Kek
lowkey thought it was Highguard 2
Wtf an Highguard MMO?!?!
>new MMO launching in a year after 2014DOA
>Child Wars 3Unfortunate font choice
guy reminds me of Asmongoloid
VIRTUA FIGHTER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
This dude has been doing shows like this for years and years, how is he still having audio-sync issues like this. Did he contract DAZN servers or something?
time for a NIGGER post here as well. yes I am the hero /SP/ deserves
>one more hour of dogshit
I wouldn't go to Amsterdam
Duccio's sisters vydia
Who invited Conceicao on stage?
Good games when mr dorito pope
Stellan Skarsgård VO?
my honest thoughts thus far
>>155018850we already have negru posters
Lmao they had to copy the Bayle boss fight just to bait some poor sob into buying their game
>Zero Companywtf a game about the average /seriea/ poster?!
I tire of trailers for games I know are already coming
The blood of the sideway passer
Is that the negru lady from Community? Holy ozempic
WHAT IF THE IMPOSTER TURNED INTO A PICKLE WOULDN'T THAT BE FUNNY
>amogus tv series
>Debra Wilson is even in the amogus series as a VA
>>155019038mimmo di carlo looking mufugga
ALMAKINGS WE ARE SO BACK
it's impossible for chinamen to make a game without realistic graphics it all looks like the same shit
If a a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, what do you call one that becomes animated and turns in a boss enemy in a chinkslop game?
Forza Goyrizon in shambles
lol what the fuck
>he won't main rei in sonic racing
Attack on Ternana
I'm more of a Misatsubishi guy
Veroniquechads keep winning
>no gameplay Yeah it's shit
brb ordering lots of glass jars on Amazon
Me with the Lady Dimitrescu statue
/v/ idea: The Wolf Among Us game but the objective is to discover who is behind the corruption in calcio
>>155018439I did, the part when you get to the seeds and start doing the thing you're supposed to do was shit tho
>asianslop>coomerbaitsigh again where are the GOOD games
Just sborred Stellarbros
>TifaI will now play your fighter game
Tekkenbros...
>Tifa bare tummy>Yasmine bare tummyIntrasting
>>155018492
Don't care about JRPG's so here's my La Interestinga Liste:Alien Isolation 2GenAtlasBlood MessageStranger than HeavenTMNT: The Last RoninStar Wars: Galactic RacerEnd of AbyssMafia: The Old Country DLCStellar Blade Blood Rain
That's just Geoff with a wig
Unironically an amazing show, maybe Geoff's best so far, so many things that interest meEven the chinkslop looked sort of intriguing lolMicroshit next? Not much to see there, Laziotendo still hasn't announced a direct
Great opening, mediocre middle section, okayish endingI rate this show a 7/10 but only because of Code Veronica (which >we knew already was releasing thanks to the reliable leaks)
Was pretty decent, might buy Alien Isolation 2 and Stellar Blade BR and will definitely buy the Code Veronica remake, hyped for that one
>>155019424A bit saddened we didn't get a peek at Requiem's story expansion, I guess that's a bit too further down the line. I hope it's not too close to GTA because otherwise when the FUCK will I play it
>>155019411>Microshit next? Not much to see there, Laziotendo still hasn't announced a directhttps://gamesrecap.io/scheduleDepending on how much you want to lock in. That not-Mass Effect game Exodus is getting a big extra look after the "Future Games Show"
>>155019439They just didn't want to overlap it with CV:Re, they will probably announce it at the Tokyo Game Show
>>155019448>Cloudflare fucking dies the moment I click on thatGonna watch a recap of the Virtua Fighter stream tomorrow and the Exodus stuff whenever it's out, don't really care too much about Future Games Show overall lel>>155019452Ah yeah you're right. For some reason I had a memory of Shadow of Roses and RE4R getting announced within the same stream but I guess I had a Mandela effect there
>>155019470>Southeast Asian Games Showcase >Gayming Pride Parade>Deutsche Indie Showcase>India Games ShowcaseNot missing out on much tbqh
>>155019494Any good goalkeepers at the Latin American Game Show?
>>155019502No good thing has ever come out of Latin America so I doubt it
>>155019519Do NOT let Belgio hear what you just said about the nation of Uruguay!
>>155019470iirc they did announce them at the same event, they probably want to keep the hype going for longer with Requiem being their best game in more than a decade
Don't mind me, just posting some KINO before sleephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq0K2mHJTFM
What RE game is the one to get started in the year of the Lord 2026 if I never played one before? One of the remakes, RE7, Village?
>>155019698The original remake of the first game, then 0 and then you can play the REmakes whilst waiting for CV (the original one aged like ass)actually skip the REmake of the 3rd and play the original which is miles better even if it's almost 30 years old (jesus christ)
>>155018745Chud Wars 3
Sleep tight /seriea/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLINkBA_qcA(starts properly at 0:20)
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>155020262SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>mfw brunette grill wears a choker near me