Godzilla in LA edition>NewsReport: Packers, WR Watson agree to four-year, $110.5 million extensionRoundup: Sneed visiting Chiefs two years after trade; Steelers add ex-GB TE49ers LT Williams believes 2027 season will 'probably' be his lastKamara surprises Saints by showing up to OTAs: 'No beef or bad blood'Eagles' Smith downplays No. 1 WR designation after A.J. Brown tradeBig money for PIT big man: TE Washington signing 4-yr, $42M extensionWilson posts 'thank you, football' video, officially joins CBS' 'The NFL Today'
>>155002566That news is too seriously and adultly typed, I can’t read it
Chiefs Kingdom chooses YOUR shit thread
>tua
>>155002646But at least they're diverse
>>155002646Don’t post about irrelevant teams itg
>>155002668>diversity IS our strength...
>>155002646Seriously, what are the Falcons going to do this season at QB? They're sneakily on March for Arch watch
>>155002680I don't even care I just can't wait for the Falcons/Phins preseason game where Tua has to play and the phins defense doesn't have to go kids gloves on him anymore. Coconut isn't making it to the season kek
>>155002680Wasn’t Arch shit? Is he just generating all this hype based on his name alone? (I don’t watch intramural ball)
>>155002680>be a bad team>get a top 10 pick>hey, at least we can draft a qb and unfuck our shit>draft a qb>he sucks>be a bad team>get a top 10 pick>hey, at least we can draft a qb and unfuck our shit
>>155002705All the QBs were shit last year except for Memedoza.>But surely, next year's class will be great!Don't believe it
>>155002729hey at least the falcons are shit, the phins have been .500 for so fuckin long they don't get to be shit.
>>155002730How do we know this yet? Conceivably, couldn’t a 4th rounder we know nothing about end up being a franchise QB?
>>155002734They will be shit this year
Seriously, what's the big deal?
>takes the handoff>slips through the gap>stiff-arms you straight to the dome>your helmet comes off, your raw brain matter spilling onto the field>backflips over the next defender>jukes three more men on my way to the endzone>it’s a 93 yard touchdown, all me>suddenly>HOLDING, OFFENSE NUMBER 83. TEN YARD PENALTY. REPLAY FIRST DOWN.
>>155002743Shouldn't you be working on your mechanics Drew?
>>155002749it is all just a ruse to distract everyone for a yearthey are going to get rid of the meme black qb to some team for a good draft pick, fire the retard coach, and get shula for next yearjust.. have faith... anon... its.. happening... >*single tear*
>>155002607noted
>>155002705He's exceptionally mid. You could talk yourself into thinking he might have some untapped potential but drafting him as some kind of franchise savior is insane. Some team will do it anyway though
>>155002780jetties...
>>155002566So, anon, is Russell Wilson a Hall of Fame player?
>>155002634It looks like you could play the most epic game of backyard football of all time next to that thing
>[Kleiman] Yikes: New Patriots wide receiver AJ Brown admitted to leaking stories about the Eagles to the media to "motivate" the team. "It was done purposely to give us a push. It gives everything legs to push everyone to be better. I feel like it was okay to do."Enjoy your diva cancer patsfags.
>>155002750Honestly on the football side it kind of isn't a big deal. Nothing is going to happen to Vrabel at all which is pretty funny but it's not like this was some kind of competitive advantage for him or something. It was just free puss and favorable press coverage. Extremely chad move tbqh.Russini is fucked because even though sports journalists have no integrity anyway they like to pretend they do so she's out of the loop for a while. But she'll just divorce rape her rich husband despite her being the one who brutally cucked him and then she'll pretend like she was some victim in all this. Women play life on easy mode
>>155002832He's getting fired after the chiefs loss. Kraft knows he can get McDermott and likes his odds of landing him if he pulls the trigger on the wop
>>155002818Don’t call him a “thing”
>you now remember Jamin DavisI have to admit, I really liked him his draft year. And now he's on his 6th team in 6 years. I fell for the RAS meme.
Pats Eagles owl this season finna go craaaaazy
>>155002783>Jets draft "the next Manning">he plays c-minus football for 2 or 3 years>team hovers around .500>give him huge extension anyway because of sunk cost fallacy>continue being irrelevant foreverYeah I can see it
>>155002880kek neither team is makin it to the ploffs lil bro
>>155002880>Jags EaglesFtfy. Better late than never for the Dougie P memorial owl to happen.
>>155002843>Chiefsfags still thinking they're going to compete next year
>>155002896Worst take posted on /nfl/ in years, which is really saying something
>>155002896How will the Eagles miss the playoffs? Why do you think they'll be worse than last year?
>>155002918nah there are chiefs fans posting in these threads unironically still
>>155002923Not him but losing Aj Brown is a big deal for a QB that needs literally the best roster in the league to make the playoffs
>>155002918
>>155002923I was mostly trollin but the pats arent doing shit
>>155002930hurts has never missed the playoffs as a starter
>>155002950>players should grab your ass n the locker room n call u carey every time u they see ukek
>>155002930Hurts is 5/5 on making the playoffs. The eagles have not had literally the best roster in the league in all 5 years
>>155002957You’re missing the point. With the most loaded roster in the league he can make the playoffs. Better QBs do the same with much less. If Burrow were on the Eagles, they’d be a dynasty by now. Hurts needs all the help he can get, and he just lost his WR1.
>>155002930Not really. He'll be missed but Devonta has been better than him the last couple seasons and the new offense will spread the ball around more (and they actually have good depth to do so finally). The offense was held back so much by the playcalling (and O-line health). As long as Mannion isn't also a terrorist the offense should be improved at least somewhat even without Brown.But regardless, the defense is so good that it keeps the floor at like 10 wins. And they have an easier schedule this year. It would take a bunch of injuries and/or Mannion being a complete disaster for them to miss the playoffs.
>>155002911You won't be saying that when chiefs empire strikes back
>>155002983no retard you don't have a point. he made the playoffs in 2021 with a dogshit roster
>>155002996Weakest false flag I’ve ever seen, bro put in no effort at all
>>155002877>steelers sign robert Tongan>steelers sign allen lazard>steelers trade for davante adams>Aaron Jones asks for release and signs with steelers
>>155002996the phins had a better record than the chiefs in 2025.
>>155002983I think you’re starting to drift from the topic, which was whether the eagles will make the playoffs. They most likely will
>>155002911Dont worry let's pretend like pat mahomes is a regular qb and not in fact going to BS a divisional title somehow with no one to throw to. Id be more worried about lameme and Allen missing than mahomes
>>155002930>>155002983Are you saying Hurts has had "literally the best roster in the league" every season of his career? They made the playoffs with pic related lel
>>155003008that nigga over 30
It must be hard working at Fox News and needing to come up with ways to say "I'm expecting a repeat of last year with no big surprises or big changes"
>>155002996>mfw the Chorgers go 2-0 against the Chiefs in consecutive seasons
>>155003006>Chiefs go into tank mode after losing their starting hof qb to ensure great capital off of a down year.They where at best 6-7 before mahomes went down.
>>155003021i think all these teams SUCK
>>155003005How is it that everyone, including his own family, can't stand the guy, and yet he keeps pulling the JAGs he used to play with with him everywhere he goes?
>>155002999>This thing that happened literally one time means it always willThey were a decent team that snuck into the playoffs and made no noise, nobody cares. The NFC is more competitive this year>>155003007I know, I’m not saying they won’t just that it’s possible. The Eagles are not a stable team, they can start 9-0 and finish 9-8 and surprise no one. Add to that losing AJ Brown and I don’t love their chances
>>155003021>Chiefs that highThe media is in for a ride awakening mahomes and the chiefs dynasty is over. They will be lucky to scrape together more than 5 wins against the likes of their loaded division rivals and also the nfc west.
>>155003030>no no we were just pretending to suckholy shit now this is some new cope hot off the presses
>>155003021>buncoslmao
>>155003049So did the broncos when they could've went to an owl they instead decided to tank for the 30th pick.
>Yards per route run since 2022, playoffs included, when A.J. Brown is not on the field
>>155003047>CHIEFS MENTIONED!!!!!
>>155003021>the packers are legit dangerouskek
>>155003070Who's getting hill? It's gotta be the chefs or the bills
>>155003069yea thats nice no one cares the chiefs are over
>>155003021>bengals>playoff lockCome on now. I like their movies too but this is silly
>>155003082a retard team who wants to slum it and overpay for a nigger with multiple court cases and baby mama drama who will limp for the rest of his life.
>>155003021At least they're finally ready to admit that the Patriots are at least in the AFC conversation, no idea what the Ravens are doing above the Bengals though
>>155003082I think in order of most likely it’s Ravens Chiefs
>>155003082Probably the chiefs
>>155003085Hey someone's gotta win the AFCN
>>155003120browns
People just outright forget he dislocated his knee and tore his acl I guess kekTyreek Hill is done. Even if he could possibly play a game again he isn't a track star anymore. He was already washed 2 years ago.
>>155003021>bears playoff lockTeams can only glide off meme magic for so long.
>>155003134I unironically had them until Garrett left, best player in the division
>>155003135Nobody forgot that.
>>155003148Then why would anyone give a remote fuck who "gets" a broken dog? You really need an old yeller to take out back and shoot?
>>155003148>>155003135Nobody forgot it's just that the Bills and Chiefs are the destinations for players who don't want to ever win again
>>155003120Far from a lock though
>>155003159>>155003160Stop crying
>>155003159He'll be fine captain retard
>>155003160kek it do be like that u rite
>>155003134>>155003145They didn't win with garrett so the funniest thing to happen would be for the browns to win their division and the rams to lay an egg.
>>155003166>>155003167simmer down
>>155003070>have big strong X receiver who goes by a two letter first name, played at Ole Miss, and was drafted in 2019>trade him to an AFC team>the slim, elite route-running WR behind him on the depth chart with the last name Smith that you drafted a few years after is unleashed, winning OPOTY>win the super bowl
>>155003169No the funniest possible outcome is for Kyler Murray to go 10-7 with the Vikings, the Vikings to be confident they got their guy, trade Nine away, then he leads them to their first superbowlI don't give a fuck about the Browns I just want this shit to keep happening to the Vikings, it's funny
>>155003180Malding that your thread got deleted? KWAB
>>155003082Who cares? The dude can't run anymore
>>155003200Why would I post a thread you weirdos post 3 when the threads hit 490 kek
>>155003195McSharty is fucking terrible though
>>155003195No that would be funnier if they traded him to Atlanta and he became a hofer there.
>>155003211If Broncucks could just be normal and not post doomed threads because they’re shaking for their next Chiefstroll fix we wouldn’t have that problem
Can't wait for the panic to set in when the chiefs blowout the broncos week 1 at home.
>>155003222checkedI just wanna shitpost about how the phins suck and there is way too much attentionwhoring in these threads.
>>155003246Such posts would get little traction because nobody cares about the shitty faggot Dolphins kek
>>155003260yet here you are seethin about it
>>155003231Fun fact, neither the Chiefs or the Broncos will have their starting QBs in week 1 so it's going to be a low scoring snoozefest where a defensive score will likely decide the game
Is Darnold unironically top 10 now? What a story if so
>>155003260>Such posts would get little tractionOH NO WHAT WILL PEOPLE DO IF I THEY DON'T GET (YOU)S ON THEIR POSTS OH NOOOOOOkek anon this is just sad. Here, I'll give you a (you) in this trying time.
Rams moving back to LA was the right choice for the league.
>>155003273I thought this too but Mahomes is making really fast progress, he’s been out on the practice field hopping and running around. And the season doesn’t start for another 90 days
>>155003290No one cares you dumb weeb
>>155003293that nigga over 30 now
>>155003290This is true, however Raiders moving to Vegas is a disaster, and Chargers to LA as well of course
>>155003293ACL teaes normally take about 9 months to heal but he tore his LCL on top of that and needed surgery. He's not starting in week 1, he probably won't even play in September
>>155003305Chargers belong in Salt Lake City
>>155003282He was 11th in passer rating in 2025, so yeah, he was probably top 10 or close. Who knows if he'll maintain or improve on that though.
Do not understand how people are so low on the Raiders
>>155003328Have you seen their roster?
>>155003328this is well crafted bait there are layers to it
>>155003328Most ball-knowing /nfl/ poster
>>155003328
>>155003305Raiders to Vegas have been a disaster because the Raiders have been a disaster. Hopefully for them Mendoza helps turn things around.
>>155003328Fixed
>>155003328The Washington Football Team is winning the NCFE
that'll be 110mil.plus tip
>>155003357imo the only competition for the Cowboys winning the division is the Giants with their easy schedule
>>155003369>Chiefshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeC2w-uIEU&pp=ygUOd2FyaW8gbGF1Z2hpbmc%3D
>>155003369Rams too low
>>155003370lol no they are finishing 4th>1. Eagles (11-6)>2. Giants (11-6)>3. Cowboys (9-8)>4. Commanders (5-12)
>>155003385I made that before they traded for Myles Garrett but am too lazy to update it so that’s there where they’re ranked
>>155003369Swap the Jags and ChiefsSwap the Rams and NinersSwap the Commanders and Chargers
>we can do it this year you guys
>>155003393>Giants >9 winsWere you dropped on your head as a baby
>>155003369>the Chiefs are going to be better than all the teams that beat them last year because..>well, they just are, okay
>>155003404>Swap the Jags and ChiefsIn your dreams lolI would swap the Rams and Bills, Niners stay where they are
I made a depth chart for the NFCE. How does it look? I'm open to feedback, I can make changes.
>>155003414
>>155003428do something.go outside.make some money.work out.
>>155003420They were 6-8 with Mahomes healthy last year and haven't changed things dramatically. They are not an elite team.
>>155003416Based Dart has blessed them with the reverse Trump curse
>>155003428
>>155003451BUT HE'S HIM
>>155002923The Eagles have done nothing to get better while the rest of their division has
>>155003442
>>155003451Boring and cringe
>WRITE THOSE CHECKS EARLY THIS YEAR
>>155003428>WR3 Nabers>McLaurin on the benchThe Giants just signed the corpse of OBJ because Nabers isn't even going to be back for September and also Terry has always been better than him
Why is /nfl/ so fast today
Chiefs cant even blame their shitty record on injuries last season, the Niners clinched in the same week the Chiefs got eliminated
>>155003502GOTTA GO FAST
>>155003502summer brown wave
>>155003393>Giants (11-6)LOLOLOLOLOL
>>155003464>have done nothing to get betterThat's not true though. Their biggest problem last year was the OC, and they replaced him. The next biggest problem was O-line health, which is a roll of the dice but they will start the season more healthy at least.Other than that, they improved their biggest hole on defense (CB2) and made improvements at edge rusher. They also improved WR depth, O-line depth, and probably TE depth as well. Nothing huge but they don't need large-scale changes to make the playoffs again.
>>155003534>They also improved WR depth
>My team: finishing first in the conference>Your team: 2 wins lol
>>155003557>Woolen and Greenard aren’t improvements How about you relax using that Pepe
>>155003501Yeah that was a tough decision, but I went Nabers because his rookie season he had more yards than any of McLaurin's years, and that was with a grab bag of shit QBs throwing. With the injury though you're probably right that I should swap them.
>he is a fan of an nfl team>he thinks that team is going to be better this coming seasonyour team SUCKS
>First place Patriots face Seahawks (Lost MVP and OC,) Steelers (Lmao,) and Jaguars>Second place Bills face Rams (Myles Garret,) Ravens, and TexansGo and fuck yourself Buffalo
>>155003570>Lose AJ Brown>yet GAIN “Woolen” and “Greenard”>We improved!
Chargies
>>155003582kek patriots are done
>>155002889>yfw he eventually goes from the Jets to the Vikings and has a career year just like Favre and Darnold before him
>>155003570Wtf Neither of those are even receivers retard
>>155003582You're not gonna beat The Schedule allegations with that kind of trash talk
>>155003598Nobody says this.
>>155003633patriots will probably "win" the afce as the top of the retard pile but they aren't doing shit, no one in the afce is this year at the very least.
>>155003633>The ScheduleDid anyone save that Candyland pats meme lol?
>>155003622His first post said improvements in general, lil zoom zoom.
>>155003661Update it for this season
>>155003662He’s responding to a post that greentexted specifically the WR room illiterate animal
>>155003596>I said improvements but I meant net improvementSure you did bud
>>155003662>>155003680i'm going to fuck both of you
>>155003557>>155003596Yes, they improved WR depth. They had absolute shit behind Smith and Brown and now they have some decent options. Hollywood Brown is WR4/5. That's a good thing for an offensive scheme that's going to want to spread the ball around more.They're obviously going to miss AJ but not as much as most people think. Smith has been better than him the last couple seasons. He just wasn't the same guy that was dominating every week in 2022/23.
>>155003679Yeah, in defense of an original post that was talking generally. You’re confusing your TikTok brain short term memory loss with literacy.
>>155003689Not if I fuck them first.
>>155003689
>>155003698Cringe
>>155003695Holy literal retard
>>155003715Okay I’ll come back to talk football later after mommy calls the little wiggers up for din din
>>155003697>>155003698>It was at that moment that I knew you was my niggas
Yeah it really is crackin in here today.
>>155003724You are a sexhaving dumb grunting monkey animal who is incapable of having a human conversation. Go back to plowing pussy retard
>>155003692Whatever. Aj brown was a high volume dependent wr who started getting chopped up in the nfce because of talent and the giggles are going to more of a spread offense. They added lemon, some random pieces and probably will have a trade. They are improved on wr that’s why you are wrong and I’m right
>>155003733
>>155003761Great lateral movement
>BREAKING: The Rams signed superstar DE Myles Garrett to a revised 5-year/$204M deal through 2030 that includes a $37.5M signing bonus$>Garrett's previous deal was at $40M per year, so the Rams inked him an extension that gives him a pay raise and per-game roster bonuses for 2026.>The reworked deal has available options through 2038 for cap purposes.
>>155003761h-he's fast!
>>155003769>WHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHRHSHSDHSHGGHSGSGDGGSSGSGSGSGSGSGSGSG
>>155003775that seems a bit bloated for a 30 year old DE these contracts are retarded nowadays
>>155003774
>>155003809thats a spear and that is banned in the nfl.
>>155003769The Thunder God has awakened
>>155003826That's a clean wrap up m8
>>155003830Nobody says that either.
>>155003826God, I love that stupid sexy alien.
>>155003837>HE WAS GIVIN HIM THE BUSINESS, REPEAT FIRST DOWN, 10 YARD PENALTY
>>155003830He's Philip Rivers II change my mind.
>>155003869
>>155003846Maybe not in Midgard
1. Chiefs2. Raiders3. Chargers4. Broncos
>>155003869He doesn't have any kids, which is the most un-Rivers thing possible
>>155003911i agree with your list of the top 4 gayest nfl teams
>>155003935Seething divisonlet
>>155003941we don't sign our posts here
>>155003911Meanwhile, in reality...
>>155003775>>The reworked deal has available options through 2038Wut
>>155003733>>155003761I still can't believe he walked out on a team with Micah and Dak for the fucking Titans
I spread easier than warm butter
>>155003956Hope you enjoyed it
>>155003965you can rework and push cap to many years beyond when the deal is over even. Hence why Tua is on the books for the phins still. Cap means nothing.
>>155003973
>>155003786fucking kek I remember when this game was happening the government shutdown was happening and one of my buddies said>He just found out food stamps stop working after today
Ranking divisions from most to least relevant:1. AFCW2. NFCW3. NFCE4. NFCN5. AFCN6. AFCE7. AFCS8. NFCSObjectively true and correct
>>155003917True, and his girlfriend doesn’t have the hip factor to become a factory. She also is way behind the production schedule to reach those numbers.
>>155004000Imagine breaking your ankle at the end of a game where you would get to play the Pootriots and go to the Super Bowl.
>>155003973I did
>>155004010I hope he stunts on those gay niggers in cali
>>155004000Nobody had that.
>>155004043I still don't know when/how it happened.
>>155003999This should not be allowed
>>155004017It’s a good list. Depends on how you define relevancy. Any of the top 3 could be considered the most relevant. The NFCE has the viewership numbers. The NFCW has the talent across the top 3 Rams. The AFCW looks to be emerging as the most competitive division and it has the most recent dynasty.
>>155004055>Broncos win in KC>I got drunk as hellFuck yeah I had a merry Bo Nix Christmas.
>>155004061Phins are nowhere near the worst at the cap bullshit but yeah it shouldn't be allowed. Nor should you be allowed to pay some bum like tua 53m a year and him just not do fucking anything. They should at the very least owe money to the fans or some shit at that point kek
>>155004060It was on the kneel down to end the game. He tried to take more time off the clock and then knelt down awkwardly, snapping his KWAB ankle like a faggot fairy kek
>>155004051I’ve been to Elbow many times. It’s not just a bar that Bills fans congregate at. Anyone visiting Fort Lauderdale goes there to drink.
>>155004075>Barely beat Olado-kun and get exposed in front of the entire nationI would get drunk too
>>155004000
>>155004089We get it, you are gay.
>>155004095BY AN INCH OR A MILE, WINNING IS WINNING, BUDDY.
>>155004116Spiritual Chiefs victory. Everybody agreed
>>155004089which one is you
My broncies!!
My browns
>>155004150straightest male in denver
>>155003830It's about time, he's been asleep since December
>>155004116Bo Nix will miss the season after an injury in the preseason.
You guys are fucking retarded if you dont think my Bengals are taking the norf
Last year’s owl was uncomfortably white.
>>155004181>no get but 18-1Pretty sure that reflects back on the Pats here.
>>155004177>play action called on 4th and 9maybe he'll have a chance now with a real play caller
>>155004194It's always someone else's fault
>>155004187I predict the Bengals will have a rather ungentlemanly primetime game against an AFCN rival.
>>155004193That would mean Tommy Cutlets as starting Pats QB.
>>155003393I have the Giants making the playoffs and maybe winning one game, but don't see them making the Super Bowl. This is only if they are not too injured. I put $0.25 on them winning the Super Bowl actually just to put my money where my mouth is. Not high on the Eagles, I have them in third, but first and second is a toss up. Eagles have almost no offense.The Browns will also be better than people will expect, and I would put money on them having a better record than the Steelers this year. They have a better defense.
>>155004204>Getting picked off by a middle linebackerKWAB
>>155004160take care of my boy Verse. he's a good lad.
I think your team SUCKS
>>155004216>I have the Giants making the playoffs and maybe winning one game
>>155004262hey wtf
>>155004216Giants ARE going to the owl (and kindly losing to my Chiefs)
>>155004293Don't worry bro, he's a Lions fan.
>>155004293fuck you and that tripfag attention whore you run with >>155004300your giants SUCK and so do the loins
No teams in the NFL are good.
>>155004206You really want me to post the Tez on Antonio Brown hit
Why are you guys acting like anybody but the Rams can win the Super Bowl. It’s over.
>>155004338now you're getting it.
>>155004344Dan...
>>155004344Even if you're the best team on paper, it's still not guaranteed for you to win the Super Bowl. How many seasons have we been going through this shit?
>>155003021Ahem. My Kansas City Chiefs are right where we want to be. Legitimately dangerous
Who's going to give Moro Ojomo a Milt Williams contract next off-season?
>>155004344They’re scary but overhyped at this point. Myles and even unretired Donald move the needle but not so much that they’re the 07 Patriots or anything. They’re one of the favorites to go but it wouldn’t surprise me if another NFC team upsets them.
>>155004384>Moro Ojomo
>>155004376mahomes is over 30 now kek
>>155004017>>155004074>afcw>relevant lolno. The Chiefs were relevant but they're washed. The rest of the division doesn't matter and no one cares.
>>155004376dangerously boring
>>155004395Uncbros...
>>155004207He doesn't get to keep that nickname if he's not playing in New Jersey anymore
>>155004395What is this 1975? What significance does.fhs age 30 have for a franchise QB
Stat Padford will never be scary
>>155004451That's hall of fame QB Stat Padford to you
>>155004216>Eagles have almost no offense.That's not true though. Their offense was like average last season and that was with a terrorist calling the plays. They either went 3 and out or scored a TD.Either way though the defense is top 3 and keeps their floor high. They'll win 10 games at least unless something disastrous happens.
>>155003846>>155003869>>155004177
>>155004477They’ll have a losing record and Siriani will finally be fired. Screencap this
Mahomes has never made the playoffs in his 30's
>>155002566>Sneed visiting Chiefs two years after trade100% he signs with the Chiefs, and "miraculously" his nagging injuries all clear up and he's suddenly a top 5 CB in the league again.He didn't want to play for the Titans, got his bag and cashed his checks, and he'll be ready to put actual effort in again once he goes back to a "real" team.
EPA is not a good stat
>>155004569Well, neither have I.
>>155004522He always regresses into a game manager during the yoffs. It's definitely sherbet's fault.
>>155004569He is so fat now, too. Like Big Ben chonk.
>>155004586Your mother isn't a good stat
Kek we accept your concessionhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1twt1k4/highlight_hc_dan_campbell_on_the_rams_getting/
>>155004449kek that nigga old
>>155004586It's one of the better ones. The trick is to not just rely on any one of traditional stats, advanced stats, charting, or your own eye test alone. Form your opinions based on all of the above combined.
>>155004602>Opens a steakhousePredictable.
>>155004638He'll be doing GLP-1 commercials in 3 years.
>>155004616You have to go back
>>155004569@grok is this true?
>>155004657Go back where?
Why watch a player hit a three pointer when the box score would eventually tell you?Why watch a touchdown happen when the statistics would record it?Why experience reality directly when numbers would summarize it later? The fuck is wrong with you idiots?
>>155004675Because of the gamethread shitposting. Are you fucking retarded or something? Fucking statsfags I bet you stan shit like PFF.
>>155004688Kek this. Stats are to be used to make fun of players/teams
>>155004666Yes, this is true.28Patrick Mahomes was born on September 17, 1995. He turned 30 during the 2025 NFL season (on September 17, 2025).1 • He made the playoffs in every season as the Chiefs’ starter from 2018 through 2024 (all while in his 20s), with a strong playoff record (17-4 entering 2025) and multiple Super Bowl appearances/wins.3 • In the 2025 season (his first in his 30s), the Chiefs finished 6-11, missed the playoffs for the first time since 2014, and Mahomes suffered a season-ending injury. This ended their long streak of postseason appearances.28As of now (June 2026), Mahomes has not yet played in any playoff games during his 30s. The claim holds.
>>155004602>>155004656You type like a sexhaver. Disgusting ape. Kys
>>155004738based
>>155004738>RaxBASED
>>155004751he do be old
ayo hol up you guys sayin mahomes is over 30?
>over 30That WOULD explain why he's so sleepy...
>>155004873but anon he had influenza
>>155004882This is honestly hard to watch.
>>155004751Kek what a washed fat bum
>>155004896yeah I can't believe mahomie would do that to his own team
>>155004143I’m their Dad. They’re all grounded. >>155004098Nah. I’m what certain island 3rd worlders would call >flyover. I have a place in the Keys, but I go to Fort Lauderdale somewhat regularly. That bar is right across the road from the beach, so it’s extremely popular with tourists. It’s down the street from one of my favorite restaurants.
>>155004783Ugly ass dogs
>>155004907We get it, you're very homosexual. I'm sure you go to Ybor a lot as well.
>>155004882>Don't make a bad play worseWhat and IDIOT!
>>155004910jeez i know they are mutts but they have names, thats brittany and patrick
>>155004882>The Tackle that Turned the ________?
>>155004948Tendon
>>155004948Knee the other way.
>>155004948bussy loose
>>155003021>eagleskek
>>155004915Do you get to the canal districts very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course (you) don’t.
>>155005013your bootyhole is so loose it makes mahomes jealous
>>155004953This has good alliteration.
Back at the waaaall…TIE GAME!!!
That didn't take long at all
>>155005213Too bad the Dodgers have already finished playing the Indians. That would have been the move.
>>155005213are there any non zesty niggas left?
Rate watsons extension on a scale of 1 to haha green gay
>>155005315>Smiling at a camera is zestyThe fuck is wrong with you
>>155005325yeah
>>155005339THROATING that thing.
>>155005349i love how the ol lady isn't even biting it and he's just full on sucking it like damn nigga don't leave anything to the imagination
>>155005339>>155005349>>155005364>Imagining a man sucking dick while he is eating a pastry Damn you guys just be thinking bout dick all the time huh
>>155005395
Why don't all time defenses that don't win the owl get remembered? Everyone remembers the 07 pats, 98 vikings, 13 broncos, but not great ds
>>155005395no one said a single thing about sucking dick you fuckin weirdo get a load of this zesty motherfucker over here
>>155005403>>155005429
>>155005429It's ok you can stop overcompensating now anon
>>155005459kek zesty projecta over here
>>155005421I think the lions defense under Gym Shortz had at least one really great year where they only allowed opponents like 50-60 rushing yards a game, shame their offense was ass that year
are you excited for the jets, /nfl/?
>>155005475Says the dude with zesty bros saved on his computer
>>155005535now you saved em too
>>155005518They’re tanking for Arch. Geno will get them there like he got the raiders to mendoza
Lions haven't changed their stat padding ways by moving on from Stat Padford. Scam Gamble's Lions run up the score on overmatched shitters like nobody's business.
The Chefs are finished
>>155005556kek the jets can't even tank properly they'll beat the bills and patriots somehow
>>155005548Niggas be fake demons
>>155005599i can't argue with those numericals
>>155005584Noone cares hate on a team that matters
go colts!
everybody went to go get their tendies from mcdonalds i guess
>>155005782they got the chicken selects back?
>>155005794nah they got them fuggin mccrispy strips they not bad
>>155005548TO BE THE SAD MANBEHIND BLUE EYES
>>155005877Tua can't even give him emotional support anymore.
>>155003305>Raiders moving to Vegas is a disasterThey went from #30 in league revenue to #3, it's been a huge success so far
>blows it in the playoffs again
>dook dookdook
Todd Monkey
>>155006239Delete this shit nephew
>>155002566REMINDER FOR YOUR DAILY MINA KINO WATCH>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-JE3dFU9UREMINDER FOR YOUR DAILY MINA KINO WATCH>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-JE3dFU9UREMINDER FOR YOUR DAILY MINA KINO WATCH>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-JE3dFU9UREMINDER FOR YOUR DAILY MINA KINO WATCH
>>155006391MINA MINA GLIZZY EATER
>>155006399GLIZZY GOAT
>>155006391what kind of mental illness is this?
>>155006432Don't like Mina or don't like Chargies?
>>155006391mina was looking sexy as fuck and dabbin' on some chuds in her youtube shorts
>>155006391>>155006432this goes hard af
Rasm
>>155005724looks like a snake turd dunked in sewer juice
>>155006580>Nooooooooooo why the actual FUCK did Greg Roman tell him to do that??!?
>>155006580His arm got hit
>>155002646
>>155006580His bussy got hit.
>>155002680Of course they're a sneaky tank team. They have some decent talent on the O line and secondary that's why they had to hire Stinkfagski and sign pooa so they could get the least out of their team to guarantee a top 4 pick. Gonna be the funniest shit ever when the QB they tank for ends up being some doo doo brap like LaNorris Sellers or John Mateer
>>155003135This, it's almost as retarded as the Aiyuk talk.It's not like Randy Moss or something where the dude was just an aloof asshole who was underperforming and needed a better situation. These are a couple of complete assholes who also happen to have completely wrecked lower limbs, which is kind of a big deal for peolle 2hose job is running and cutting at top speed. If Tyreek only lost like 5% of his speed, well. that was the bit that let him get separation. Now he's just another guy. Except he'll still have the attitude and entitlement complex of an elite player and will not handle it well when he's on a one-year free agency audition and isnt putting up numbers. These dudes are available for a reason
>>155005548>tfw you have an alleged defensive coach but have to throw 5 touchdowns to win because your team gives up 30 like clockworkMcDermott needed to go
>>155006719
>>155006580>>155006591>he doesn't know ball
>>155006719McDermott got the Bills to the 2 seed every year
>>155006805you rite the bills do eat a lot of shit
>>155006798There's always an excuse huh?
>>155006766>>155006819Kek
>>155006839
>>155005782This is a Whataburger genny!
>>155006866those don't exist everywhere, esse
>>155006798About 60% of my dates look at me like this within the first 5 minutes
>>155006832Why would any QB in their right mind throw in the direction of Surtain?
>>155006889There ain't no hoe in me, bitch. I bet I throw a dime against that nigga.
>>155006832>>155006859>>155006580uhoh STINKY!
>>155006889DPI
>>155006902No, you throw towards Riley Moss if you want DPI. The Reffies are always picking on him
why aren't the faggot attention whores being hidden properly? Did they break it again?
>>155006920What are you talking about schizo?
>>155006832 >>155006859 >>155006580 What will the excuses be when Herbert gets Mike McDaniel fired?
>>155006940trip on, janny
>>155006941The blame will shift back to the Chargers needing better WRs obviously. The faggot media will never stop sucking him off or talking about muh potential they've got too much sunk cost in their dogshit takes
>>155006941His O line bro
>>155006983waiting for a response on this >>155006901
>>155006995foot fetish "people" are weird
>>155006901>>155006995Wtf is that? Bustin Shitbert's foot?
Jalen Hurts and Micah Parsons are DL IFYKWIM
Christian Watson got a 4 year $110 Million extension. Good deal or no?
I want to be a woman.
>>155007382no player, or owner, or anyone involved in the nfl deserves anywhere near that.
>>155007382It looks high on the surface but it's low guarantees because he's always hurt. Good for both sides. But Packers have no WRs so if he's injured they're fucked
>>155007382He's a very good deep threat even though he's always injured. Reminds me of a more complete Will Fuller. They have Matthew Golden on a cheapish rookie deal for the next 3 years so it's not a bad allocation of resources even though his play so far hasn't warranted that amount
Sometimes I like to watch
>>155007392Rayne Prescott...>>155007474John Stafford...
>>155007392Caleb...
>>155006866God i wish there was a whataburger closer than an hour and a half away
>>155007539Whataburger is overrated as fuck. 5 Guys mogs.
>>155007564shut up bitch go make another indie game
>>155007564not shake shack it doesn't
>>155007564>>155007577none of these even compete with checkers
>>155007575Go eat your overpriced slop just because it's from TexASS kek. Whataburger is shit.>>155007577Shake Shack is pretty good touche
>>1550075645 guys is pretty good if you wanna spend like $20,000 on a meal
>>155007597yeah sure thing zoe stank ass bitch
I'm seeing a lot of Cleveland pundits talk about bad leadership from Garrett. Is this sour grapes or is he a KD type of player?
>>155007577Genuinely vile dogshit. I cannot believe east coast goyim hype up shake shack
>>155007619I'm gonna stop you right there, don't watch sports media.
>>155006866Deadass Whataburger is the most CostCo burger I've ever had from a fast food joint. Culvers mogs, In N Out mogs, P. Terry mogs, Shake Shack mogs. Fuck, even Hardee's mogs.
>>155007674>even Hardee'snigger if you shit talk a hardees chicken tender I will shank you
I fucked Myles Garrett
>>155007750I fucked this anon while he fucked Myles Garrett
>>155007750Chloe get off 4chan
>>155007766George Pickens...
>>155007657sage advice
>shit-n-outfuck off with that California shit
hardees, checkers, burger king if your local franchise owner is good
>>155007858BK is so much better than McDonald's
>>155007648this but west coasters and in-n-out
>>155007886mcdonalds doesn't even rate on a list of food
>YOU GOTTA GET EM ANIMAL STYLE!!
>Hate it cause it's Californian
>>155007901>DUNKING YOUR FOOD IN 1000 ISLAND DRESSING IS...LE DELICIOUS!
>>155007933You people are actual subhumans
new ann michael maye just dropped
Rams are such an obvious "lost one player and fell apart" team you can't help but laff at the media buzz. Stafford's back is cooked and the Myles trade is the organization scrambling to keep him on board for one more year before retirement.
>gayleb
>>155008145Love how many blueberries she used. Based AMM!
>>155008169>Stafford is gonna fall apart this seasonYou said the same thing last year
>>155008169Good thing they got THE ty simpson as insurance
This year belongs to the Chargers
he's going to destroy the pats locker room, isn't he?
>>155008342Chargers are too economically unviable to ever win a ring
>>155008342naw
>>155008364kek
>Justin Herbert in the playoffs
>>155008379Peyton didn't win his first playoff game until 6 years after he was drafted
>>155008403This was year 6 for Herbert
>Chiefs rookie R Mason Thomas flashing ‘Gumby-like’ ability at OTAs. What makes a 'Gumby-like' player successful in the NFL?
>>155008461Ask your whore mom faggot
>chiefs dead>Herbert dgaf about ball anymore hed rather get paraded around by his weird tranny body gf >raiders drafted yet another bust at 1The decade of Nix
>>155008487I am here to discuss R Mason Thomas's potential in the NFL, what makes a man like R Mason "gumby-like" and how does that transition to the league
>>155008495Kek
>>155008511Your mother sucks cocks in hell
>>155008545what in the fuck are Chiefs fans problems! This is like a rabid Chihuahua
bros how do I stay off of this fucking website? it was fun when people were pretending to be retarded but every single person is a 65 iq actually retarded faggot that should be killed.
>>155008559They’re not taking the end of the dynasty well
>>155008560block it on your computer. Tell all your friends you use and and that they should shame you constantly until you're one year clean.
It's only gay if you're the bottom
>>155008145I've never seen such a young baker!
Fucking bored off my tits should i buy some new rims for a laff?
what did mina mean by this?
>>155008495>nix ded
>>155009133Nix doud. Wat nou?
>>155009176screen pass?
>>155008728Kiwibf your outfit looks nice :3
>>155009319Never post this shit again
>>155008728No. What work are you getting done on your Jaguar?
>>155009384>*flinches and dodges*Ouch! Owie!
>>155009398He’s at a tire store. He’s getting tires
>>155009398Nothing just getting nu tires because they failed the WOF check
What's with the In n Out hate?
I'm unironically concerned for statmutt. His mental health has clearly taken a huge dive after the Chiefs missed the playoffs.
Kiwibf hit me and it felt like a kiss
>>155009514Seeing him cope thru the 5 stages of grief or whatever was quite entertaining
this bussy is entertaining
>>155009514It's not like he watches football to begin with
>>155008145Kino
>>155009688Man, this is one of the all time worst takes posted here. Why do the Eagles attract retard haters like this?
>>155010082This game was one of the most legendary ass whoopings of all time.
Panthers
>>155008728if you're doing that you need to do the Texas shit and get Slabs
>>155010372
Bussy
>>155010058OH NO NO NOOOOOO ZESTY NIGGER BROS THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
>>155010398Kiwibf don’t say that word. It makes you sound crass
Mathew "the cuck" Stafford is an astroturfed fraud.This is the 3rd superteam he's been gifted. Any bum could win a ring on a superteam.
>>155010448His wife looks like a nightmare lmao
>>155010511
New>>155010511>>155010511>>155010511
>>155010514>>155010518Wtf which one do I click???
Are we really gonna use that gay op thread?
>>155008653>put a block on that I can take offnot gonna work, the entire internet is infected with retards with stupid opinions.
>>155003045simple: bussy
