>stacked lineup in a friendlyIf we don't BTFO these africans by a 4-5 goal difference, we're actually just frauds
>upamecano
>>155003479Is this the Cote D Ivoire team?
why are we wearing orange?
>>155003491>when you enter the thread to make this shitpost but youre already too late by the 2nd post in the thread
>>155003496because it's based
>>155003491yes, côte d'Ivoire
Hoofball could easily beat this team and I'm not even kidding.Punt it to a big guy ahead and it's gg.
why are ivory coast using the irelel flag?
Our lads look good in orange
THIS IS THE THREAD. GET IN HERE IVORIAN BROS
only a piss shit gay customer would start an individual thread for this
is it true that the majority of the ivory coast (and senegal, and algeria) teams are actually french by birth?
evening neighborswhat are your hopes, fears and dreams for the upcoming WC?
>>155003536I'm here and I'm not OPseethe and cope christos
>>155003533>>155003536the duality of stavros
>>155003539so many mercenaries that we lost...
> Thuram> Stacked
>>155003539same as the supporters
>>155003543NO HOPESNO DREAMSNO FEARSas long as those gibs keep coming in
MBappé is going to score and celebrate like he won the champions league
What do Ivorian women look like?
>>155003605that's how every goals should be celebrated, chud.
>>155003605hes a proud evropean and mvst assert dominance over his colonies
Côte d'Ivoire are going to be based in >my city and they're going to have open practices in >my teams stadium. Should I go check it out? Are Côte d'Ivoirian people cool?
are those nibbas even participating to the world cup? they just plan to injure us uh?
>>155003613unless youre balotelli where you dont celebrate at all'does a postman celebrate when he delivers a letter?'
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO THURAM
>>155003610Dark as coal, soft as silk, and as beautiful as the finest of Tahitian pearls.
French team is blacker than the actual african team. Grim state of affairs
>>155003610>>155003625heres an ivorian slag for you
>>155003629yes
why mbappé can't super speed like before??
>>155003543My dream is a France - Japan final where we win 1-0 (P) for maximum seethe
>>155003654spanish diet took his explosivenesstoo many sunflower seeds and paella
>>155003629yes they do, they alway get invited to get a drink to celebrate it
olise vista
cottage di pourboire trying to copy senegal but they lack the quality at the back to do so
>Mboopi
this juan diamond lad on ivory coast is off to psg in the summer so if youre a non psg frenchman you can hope for a cheeky two footer to the knee
>"La chatte à DD" banner
>>155003654He's almost 29
>>155003702Hes so weird, first he says his dad is a liverpool fan, now he says his dad is a PSG fan
I am glad we poached olise from the engl*sh. Yoink
>>155003709>big brother dies during his youth>loses 3 CL finals as a player>loses 1 CL final as a manager>loses an euro final as a manager>loses a wc final as manager>La chatte à DD
>>155003721he has 2 dadsrobbie keane was known for this, did it for like 6 different teams back in the day
RisserMalo - Saliba - Upamecano - DigneWarren - RabiotOlise - Cherki - DouéDembéléThis our best chance at winning the WC
Olise is such a tidy player
>>155003737youve given so many teams players you deserve to get to steal one. modern day robin hood
GIROUD SAVE US
France look veey scary. How come they didn't win Afcon?
>>155003721Ich wusste nicht dass es schöne schwarze Frauen auf Oktoberfest gibt, Bruder.
>>155003721I don't think thats a good idea to got to oktoberfest in white
>>155003790Gibt jetzt ziemlich viele Schokohasen hier
>>155003780Tell me more about yourself anon, I want to know what kind of life a degenerate capable of proposing such a lineup is living
this is looking incredibly grim so far france arent beating senegal, again! the whole table is about to change!!!
>>155003784it was always disgraceful how they never gave uruguay their rightful guy though
>>155003610
>>155003805Du kannst tatsäslich in Deutschland nicht leiden.
>>155003823I'm a 35 year old unemployed virgin white male who jerk off to trannies daily.
I'm already tired, the WC hype I started to feel already dried out
>>155003780RisserKonate - Saliba L. Hernández - T. Hernández Rabiot - Kanté CherkiDoué - Dembélé Mbappé
>>155003784kek
lets purée these fucking frogs
>>155003841don't eat with an open mouth
PASS THE FUCKING BALL
>>155003894shes cute so its ok
>>155003872No Olise? Why?
>>155003891cote d'orangecote d'pomme de terre
>>155003841this webm doesn't make sense at all. western make up, jamaica t shirt, she doesn't eat with her hands
You faggots overhype our national team so much...Its pathetic how amateurish and sterile this shit is
who is Hugo?
>>155003929she got the shirt donated from a jamaican oxfam shop along with a commemorative arsenal fc 2026 champions league winners shirt
>>155003654>near 30 year old can't run as fast as when he was 17 years oldSpeedsters either reinvent themselves or retire past a certain age.
>>155003872>magic mike>kounde saliba upamecano digne>tchouameni >kante(60 mins) zaire>dembele doue barcolathe only way france are reaching the final is by excising the cancerous cells
>cooling break adsKILL TF1
>>155003918I forgott him. Sorry. Doué goes to the bench, Olise startsAlso, I think both Hernández siblings are left backs, so my idea of a single family ocuping the backs of France also doesn't work. Put Digne instead of Lucas then.
>>155003977i knew this would happen. the whole idea of '''cooling''' breaks were invented by the jews to sneak adverts into football
SAKHO APPEARS EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT!LIKE URKEL
Nantes population still having to watch a shit game in their stadium
mbappe is going to fuck us in the asshes cursed
>>155004049the anti midas, everything turns to shit around him
>>155004004Cool it (with Evian®) with the antisemitism
........
ZZZpain just conceded against Irak
>cherkek
>cherky
The fact that people right now rate Cherki because of 6 good months in a meme league while he was ass for YEARS in Lyon will always surprise me.
.
>>155003948Robben proves this wrong
their goalkeeper is strong...we need him
>koundéwtf just bench this trash, malo gusto in!
maignan fuckijng SUCKS wow
>>155004049france collapsing and all hell breaking loose? this is unheard of and has only happened 3 times out of thel ast 6 world cups
the french in the stands are completely still wtf
>dribbling right in front of his cage>no look passbravo mbappé.....
>>155004108are north africans naturally zesty or is he just a special case?
let’s face it, the non-black players on France gotta go. they’re holding this team back from greatness
>>155004151That was very reminiscent of Neymar at PSG
Mboopi wasting another perfect pass from Olise
mbeep mbeep
Are the people that think a midfield consisting of Rabiot and Tchouameni can win a wc trolling or am i missing something?
retard waiting to be in the perfect position to shoot. clean sign of a player not feeling confident, just what we needed before the world cup...
ΝΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ
I really don’t get why Olise is so highly rated, he’s good but never struck me as truly exceptional.
>COTE D'IVOIRE squad is whiter than France
.....just give our spot to italy
>>155004212we're not winning shit nigga
>Tchouaméni
>>155004212The starters are WZE and Kanté
>>155004212surely they arent starting those 2. there must be someone betterwhats pogbinho doing nowadays. or makalele
griezmann come back
>>155004225AHAHAHAHA HE DID THE JOKE
MBappé should retire, he's only going to embarrass himself and tarnish his legacy from now on
>>155004111Robben is a genetic freak, an exception to the rule. Kylian is not
Olise mad af at his teammates lol
Lot of Ivorians took the trip to France just for a friendly, what a great fanbase.
A lot of you guys should apologize right now
good goal but I was screaming at him for not giving the easiest and most obvious pass to an unmarked mbappé
CHERKI HATERS...APOLOGIZE NOW
Cher QUI ?
>>155004103I almost replied to this to call you stupid earlier but figured I’d wait. Lmao you fucking retard
KEK
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA REF FALL
howevar
>>155004103He wasn't ass with Lyon, stupid retard.
>France's strongest XI are only 1 goal ahead
kek that was intentional
>>155004283>Not giving a clear goal chance to Mbappe to fuel his egoBased, fuck him
ah yes can't wait for l'équipe21 to debate about weither or not deschamps should give the keys of the team to cherki
kek
>>155004325thisthey wanted a foul just prior to the goal
ref killed
>>155004325Someone find the webm
>>155004103cherki is just another nafri CAM. ive seen so many of them before and after him. good technique but no physical or mental stats. will be obese by 28
>>155004329he wasn't in position to score but he was clear solution
lmao what a kwab
>>155004332In the midfield? He absolutely fucking should. Nafri playmaking is our meta since Zidane.
I miss Payet
anti white racism
Fug I missed the replay again
KWAB REF
poor little white boy
>>155004361ref shouldn’t have said the n word
>>155004362reffie bros.. will the abuse never stop?
>>155004356reminder in brazil his side bitch snitched about their relationship and she told he was into piss play.
>>155004348Probably, Look at Nasri now
>>155004390damn boi he thicc
>>155004372Basé
>>155004390drugs too right?
>>155004350Meh, still fuck him. I bet my house he didn't pass to him on purpose
>>155004372>piss play.what's wrong with that?
>>155004441>tf>tp
>>155004435they're buddies
>>155004435you don't have a house
>>155004441
>>155004348I remember it was said his father was half Algerian and half-Italian Jewish on his wikipedia before it was scrubbed off. Either trying to hide it or actually not true and it was a troll adding that in.
>>155004441based
>>155004455WTF? I didn't consent to the use of my likeness.
>>155004370Never
>>155004453Kylian's only buddies are his stats, everything else is a stepping stone at best>>155004458Ok, ok! If I had one I would bet it!
>>155004480algerians mad that he chose to play for france, that's it.
>>155004505good sheep.
>>155004441Ne calcule pas tous les offusqués et autres pseudo-puritains : il n’y a rien de mal avec l’uroD’ailleurs j’ai initié ma fiancée en commençant par lui pisser sur la jambe sous la douche, puis le torse avant de finalement lui dire d’ouvrir la bouche
>>155004503kek he leaned into it
>>155004534rugby style desu
>>155004503KWAB
>>155004528But I didn't post one?
>>155004372Like being pissed on or drinking it? If the former than it’s kinda gay.
why did olympic lyon make this kit
>>155004516yeah that make sense its weird how the would slander a fellow muslim like that though just cause he wants to play for France.
>>155004554no, he was making the girl drink his piss
>>155004600ew
>>155004581kek muslims bomb more muslims than israel. there is no togetherness
>>155004530>D’ailleurs j’ai initié ma fiancée en commençant par lui pisser sur la jambe sous la douche, puis le torse avant de finalement lui dire d’ouvrir la boucheBasé. Only incels hate piss play and other hot sexual practices of that sort. They're beautiful intimate moments of bonding with your partner
ball out lol
>>155004631Voila : dis-le haut et fort
DESIRE DOUE
lmao
dictateur subject bros...
NO MBAPPÉ NO WIN
another french goal?
uhhhh...
maignan gotta be the most overrated goalkeeper ever
>KonatéNo wonder Liverpool sold his ass
>>155004726yes by Désiré Doué's brother
Konata
any of u fags gonna apologize to Nico Pepe?
Wait, how are they brothers if they’re playing for different countries? Like metaphorically?
C’est fini mes amis
F-france will still win world cup, r-right guys?
>>155004730People only rate him because they hate Lloris and he's decent on penalties
>>155004762one wasn't good enough for france
thanks for nuthin Francéwe don't want them confident in the group
cherki can't stop doing tricks now
>>155004755if cherki played that ball the frogs would be baseding out
>>155004771>Picdon't smoke btw. I just came back from visiting a neighbor who's dying of cancer due to that shit.
>>155004771a frenchman willtrust the process
thuram you fucking useless piece of shit
I have the feeling we will see a lot of upsets in this tourney
>>155004805how many packs does he smoke per day?
>>155004778he was good at some point, but it's been years.
What did Mbappé say?
>>155004812>we could have had olise and haalingz
Giroud to Thuram is one of the biggest downgrades in football
>>155004825I believe he was a pack a day smoker. It's dumb to be a smoker regardless of how much you smoke.
>>155004832i will NEVER rate giroohe is the white havertz
thuram...
I average abt 5 cigarettes per week and I can tell if I smoked many more I’d suffer in terms of cardiovascular and breathing. No idea how people do even a pack a week much less a pack a day.
>>155004869From what I've heard, it's a slippery slope. Seems like many started out smoking only a few cigs a day and then ended up being a pack a day smokers.
>>155004869How much for a pack in your country ?
>>155004900Like 3-4 euros
>>155004869>No idea how people do even a pack a week much less a pack a dayYou'll get accustomed to it. Just wait kek
>>155004927>>155004927It's so cheap, it's 12€ in France
>>155004554Everything
>>155004927wtf with prices like those even I would be smoking
>cooling breaks at 13 degrees celsius
it's boring without le dictateur
>>155004998If you think this is gay, wait until the cloud red alerts during the World Cup
>>155004998>Warming break soon
>>155004998It's so we get used to the constant pauses for ads. They were even playing full screen ads during substitutions in the last club world cup in muttland.
>posting a video>"image resolution is too large"wtf is this shit
Mateta is some sick joke?Might be France's worst footballer of all time
>>155005049they are killing this sport and i'm glad no one watches it anymore
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CATASTROPHE
how do you say "it's over" in the banlieue?
>>155005094hakuna mateta til the end of this game
Is France playing with its B team or C team?
YESSSSSSSCMON THE LADS
HEEM
>>155005114F team
>>155005109Let's burn Paris
OH NON NON
uh oh
IVORIAN BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.
Côte d'Ivoire are beating the best NT in the world. Germany and Ecuador should be scared.
>>155005109finito>>155005114BBC team
we're winning the world cup
We've already lost the WC before it started
>>155005114its playing against its C team
AHAHA FRENCH CUNTS
Lol
didier not happy
>France shitting up frendlies before the WCfuck, they are gonna win it again
Kek france are cooked >>155004939I’ve been smoking 5 years at this point, it just doesn’t addict me, same as other drugs. I feel and remember the consequences of everything too much to get hooked.
>>155005123>loseBurn the city >win Burn the city Sounds like Philly desu
>>155005147obsessed
BRING BACK MBAPPÉ
we beat france just like this previous to the 2018 WCthey're 100% winning it
Mark my words : we're going to have the same results as 2002 or 2010
>>155005150kek that webm
>>155005150The girls are hot
>>155005161>they're 100% winning itno we're not we are frauds
Didier Deschamps and Cell thinking there is still so much left to absorb...so much potential...
It's so terminé
>>155005150why are white men and black women so compatible? lowest divorce rate of all forms of interracial marriage
A good wake up call before the WC. This is all part of the plan.
>>155005163the classic french locker room implosion
C'est fini
>>155005114Playing with it's imported team.
>>155005150I wonder what it feels like to fuck a girl as black and the girl dressed in orange
Kante hard carried this team to victory in 2018. Won’t happen again.
Hehehe
>>155005161that was what i was thinking the moment Ivory coast scored again kekthey always suck in frendlies before winning a tournament
there are no leaders on this french team. they'll implode at this tournament
DD's master plan: send in the shutters, make them lose so he can control them better afterwards. The mastermind.
>>155005163the new system prevents any of the big teams from flaming out that badly, even if you lose to senegal and norway a win against iraq gets you at least into the knockouts
>cold-chested colombian players couldn’t even see the ball against this french squad We’re out in the round of 32
>>155005228Sacreblue...
ARE THESE YALLS FAVOURITES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ELITE FARMERS LEAGUE 2.0
>>155005228id have thought the shutters would have been better at blocking out goals
>>155005233the iraq team that tied a game against spain?
>>155005161Spain is better though
Comment dit-on : "faites confiance au plan" en francais ?
Still France, Portugal and Spain as favourites.
>>155005163i ve been saying this on here since march there is no way they are beating senegal
everyone getting excited just for France to get into a final again
France was throwing
>>155005245a spain using an experimental lineup and playing as conservatively as possible to avoid a last minute injury? yes
>>155005254Trustez le croissant
>>155005254t'inquiète
>>155005254trust the plan, tranny
>>155004756god last cup was so fucking kino. so glad I lived to see him eat his own words.
>>155005254C'est la fin des haricots
>>155000141>>155000141>>155000141>>155000141>>155000141
>>155005254Ouvre la bouche
why is lacroix doing the DBZ thing?
>our C team lost to our D team
>>155005185black women want dependable menwhite men want to provide
Well done lads. Great goal to clinch the win.
No Saliba no party
>>155005254tkt frère
>>155005298it actually worked quite well until Upamecano came off.
Niggers
I need the goal webms pls
>>155005254fetchez la vache
At least Mbappé won't win the Ballon d'Or. Football is saved
>>155005185Black women will only get divorced when things get really, really bad. I'll leave the rest out to you.
>>155005295lel
Listen up gars, this is how to fix France.Change Konate name's to Konoha
>>155005319
>>155005450goat skill tbqh
>>155005450>>155005476>>155005492dankeschön
>>155005450>>155005476>>155005492Voll basiert
>>155003605well...
>>155003625Actual Ivoirien born in Cote d'Ivoire may be. The ones born in some shitty suburb in France will just be your typical shitty ghetto dweller.
>>155004762one wasn't good enough for ivory coast
>>155005161dude, our defense is kounde, saliba and upa, and our midfield is tchouaméni and rabiot
>>155004575G L O R I A Y H O N O R
>>155003479>XI Probable
