Hawthorn - Western Bulldogs Two pooftas edition
>>155004007private school phenotype
>second anomaly in a weekKEK
>>155004007They get more bitches than you OP admit it
>>155004806Silence, fool.
>>155004806nick gets fucked by more blokes than OP and bailey fucks more blokes
How shit is geelong
2nd game in a row the cats have been cheated from their win in the name of equality, and you fuckheads will continue to gobble up the fantastical scenario that your team won't get raped by us in the finals.
>>155005178Please keep your gay fantasies to yourself
>>155005276settle down catsperg
>>155005470it's the truth and you know it
Good morning alf
>wake up>chuck on some Michael Jackson>brew a moccona>read the gaybc news headlinesYep, it's wagie time
>>155004007handsome fellas
>>155005669I am literally drinking moccona right now. And about to go to work.
For me? Just finishing toil and time for bed.
I didn't sleep last night (again). They call me Nighthawk.'Morning all
>>155005707We're not a very diverse demo here at alf
>>155005276Hows that 50 for 'not leaving the area correctly' near the wing resulting in a free poolong goal, worst free of the night.Pretty funny watching poolong dropping holding their heads everytime they went into a pack and not being paid the free for flopping kekdangerfield got a nothing free near the end as well in the centre, umps tried to get the pooats over the linePoolong played like bitches, twice the size of most of the adelaide players and still looked scared lmaoThats 2 bottom 8 teams theyve failed to beat, its unironically over lol
Imagine losing to a bottom eight side who had six players injured in the sheds and one on the bench hahahaha
Thecond game in a row the catth have been cheated from their win in the name of equality, and you fuckheadth will continue to gobble up the fantathtical thenario that your team won't get raped by uth in the finalth
mothra by godflesh is a pretty goated song
>>155005958standard weekend for me
meow
>>155006139chin up dosnmonkeyou'll beat my pooties when you face them
>>155004199Nah, he would be expelled from the school and the league if he was for the horrific traumatic act of ranking girls in a team. No wonder faggotry is rife in the AFL if the bitches are this frigid and narcissistic. Can't even look at the opposite sex anymore. Wow we really are just Afghanistan huh?https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2024-eastern-football-league-women-players-rated-by-knox-mens-players-donvale-team-sexist-behaviour-latest-news/news-story/eaa249726bd86e9ce4dbeef2e7e466c1Dead country. Dead sport.
>>155005276All of these games are just money laundering scams and hedge fund money shifters. All professional sports are in capitalist societies. Want actual sports? Remove capitalism. Simple as.
>>155004007Reminder that Bailey Smith is in the same level as your Matt Priddis, Oliver Wines, Tom Mitchell types. A good player who gets a lot of the ball, but a class or two below the top brass. He is clearly inferior to your Bonts, Heeneys, Daicoses, Pendleburys
Technology is ruining the sport. Thoughts?I heard they sided with the chips in footies (apparently they exist now officially) when it was clear it wasn't touched. Sounds like a genuine way to rig games more. Get rid of reviews and tech in the game. Use human power again. I currently stopped watching these games because the amount bullshit is so bad the game is unwatchable.
>>155006299Nu uh, chip in the ball SHALL fix the integrity of the game, but they better not treat it like gospel in obvious cases where it malfunctions
I'd rate Touk Miller's new gf's minge a 9/10. If there was hair it would be a 10/10
How the fuck did Geelong lose that? Adelaide are the biggest chokers and close game losers ever and Geelong still couldn't beat them. Just crazy.Very bad for Geelong, finals will require two very difficult away trips.
>>155006299Cry more Gerard
>>155005958don't act like you hobbled to the end with grit champ, hawthorn are the only team in the league with fewer injuries than adelaide
>>155006397Adelaide lost three players during the match and their best player Dawson was carrying a hip injury, retardo.Just embarrassing from Geelong. Not a serious club.
*makes you seethe*
the toyota camry crows, born in a courtroom
>>155006330Even poort thumped geelong in Adelaide. Cheatlong just cant play well away from their meme sneed ground
back in your crate catsperg lol
>>155006270don't include ollie wines in that shit, he's definitely more than a seagull. kane cornes was a seagull
>>155006397>>155006428Dont forget Crows also didnt have Thilthorpe or Rankine, two of their best players. Be like if Geelong didnt have Cameron or Miers.
Wines was elite before he mysteriously developed a heart condition.
i significantly prefer the crom to the cats but let's not pretend like the cats are a spent force yet
>>155006428>Not a serious club.they're the bar for a serious teamif you lose to them now, you'll be found out in septemberif you can beat them now, you'll do well in september
hird did nothing wrong
cats wont make finals
>>155006486keep denying reality champ
the cats are closer to a flag than sydney or fremantle
>>155006477Sydney and Fremantle lost to them. They are still better teams, and will beat Geelong outside of their narrow paddock.
and you'll be crying about the melbourne cheat ground once more in septemberjk your teams won't be there kek
>>155006460None of those players are seagulls. They are all just good solid players with limited damage factor.
just seent mia fevola in the flesh shes a twig
>>155006498kek, just watched the shats choke against a bottom 8 side with 1 player on the bench and THE bloos the week beforeJUST
I just scroll past on topic posts
Feel a large geelong playing away brewing in my guts lads
got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
>>155006538what do you think a seagull is, dickhead?
the great white hope is almost upon us
>>155006592You should've just admitted you were a football illiterate moron from the start. A seagull is a player that skirts packs and looks for cheap and easy touches. Guys like Priddis and Rowell are not seagulls you laughable little moron.
uh shatsperg xisters?
>>155006609yes but nick daicos, kane cornes, tom mitchell, and sniff certainly are seagulls
catsperg finna woke up to a wall of lulzenjoy being mad all weekend KEK
Morning besties
cats causing a seethe even when they lose
Geelong fans are crying about the umpiring.It's unbelievable how little self awareness these cretins have
>>155006664Morning mate
POOlong hahahahaha
the same money that is going into ruining movie and game franchises is also being funnelled into making the afl worse as the seasons go by.
reminder dosn got farrow with the draper pick fleeced status?
My last girlfriend fleeced me out of everything I owned
>>155006847#FLEECED
>>155006847was living de facto with me ex and not sure legally what she would be entitled to but i just gave her back all the money she put into the house and we called it a day, cost me like 25k
>>155006937Reckon you got very lucky
>>155006847crisp lions dating the iggs
>>155006847I got a 50k loan for my business from my ex-gfs dad and they never asked for it back when we broke up
>>155006847Crisp Lachie Neale
I still live with my mum
>>155007540Crisp Zak Butters in 2027
>>155007557yeah when she moves to adelaide
>>155007621It's winter but now is the time to get everything ready. My veggie beds have been refilled with soil/cow manure and is good to go. Got some lettuce/cauliflower/kale growing but come spring is when the real action begins
>>155007621lgm
>>155007663see>>155007669
>>155007621This literally describes my life.
Battlefield 6 looks fun as hell, why have I heard nothing about it
>>155007716Its no where near as good at battlefield 4
>>155007684sebla
>>155007716it's fucking good mate >>155007756bullshit it's better already
>>155007855its shit, looks nice though autists running around for muh ttv_faggot ebin kill streaks
cant stop singing the Russian national anthem lads
>>155007999For me its the song of the Volga boatmen or the sacred war
>>155007982i only play breakthrough
>>155008028corr
Will you blokes join in on the fight against mnd?
>>155008100*bums you*
>>155008100dont feel like donating to some uni cunt on 150k a year looking at a microscope knowing we dont have the technology to treat neurological diseases for at least 50 years
Hate how people talk to each other in the gym then I look like a weird autist because I don’t like talking to strangers
never got gyms mejust get your own stuff to train with fuck sharing shit with the filthy cunts who excrete their juices all over the equipment
>>155007621for a second i thought he was trying to self immolate in that last panel
>>155008329not everyone has the space or the money for the initial investment in the gear champ
>>155008100i only donate to chinese corps who do unethical experiments on rural chinese people
the machines make it much quicker and more convenient to work out imo. if all you do is barbell stuff then yeah get a rack at home.
i hate you cunts
Least frees for1 - GWS Giants (196)2 - Fremantle (203)3 - Gold Coast (204)4 - Port Adelaide (205)5 - Melbourne (210)Most frees against1 - GWS Giants (248)2 - Sydney (244)3 - West Coast (242)Eq.4 - North Melbourne & Carlton (238)
Most frees for1 - Sydney (273)2 - Geelong (257)3 - Richmond (245)4 - St Kilda (241)5 - Western Bulldogs (238)
>>155008400My porties always getting fucked by the scumps
CHEER, CHEER HIS HOLE AND HIS PIPESEE HIM ON GRINDR READY TO SWIPEFUCK HIS ARSEHOLE TILL HE CRIESCHAD WARNERS COCK AND HIS BROWNEYE
free kick counts should be equal!!
swasnsook going to cry when you expose his terrible team as umpbabbies
>51 hitoutsthe fuck
Nick "Grand Wizard" Watson
>>155008529
>>155006779proof? none? thought so.
>>155008503geelong haven't had a decent ruck since brad ottens
>>155008365>gym membership>no moneyAll you need is some dumbells faggot, youre just a sheep cunt
>want to have a workout>spend 20 minutes loading/unloading plates on the dumbbells after each exercisepass
>>155008716dense cunt
>>155006242Did you read the article you posted? It wasn't just "ranking", it was verbal abuse and physical harrassment "“They held out their legs to trip the women over and used the phrases yes, no, mediocre, rating each female player. The players were rightly upset but they played out the rest of the game.“We’re talking about adult men here who choose to threaten and intimidate female players who are out on a weekend playing a game that they love football. This is suburban footy. Women play footy. Now get over it.“I hope the men that did this that subjected women to more foul aggressive behaviour are held to account. I don’t know exactly how many were involved ... I’ve been told more than 20 other players watched it happen and didn’t speak up.”"Imagine condoning physical abuse and verbal harassment
You blokes are based as fuck
>>155008795i bet the footy dykes struggled to muster up the energy to groom the younger girls on the team after such a harrowing experience. those blokes deserve death.
>>155008738youre the one sharing muh gym machines with jeets and std ridden gym cunts leaking everywhere lol
member last week when catsperg said the carlton loss was an 'anomaly'lol. just lol
>>155009020He's full of shit mate. Biggest goal post mover on /alf/ and went silent for weeks when MY bane slaughtered his shats the fairweather faggot.
This house has no fuckin' insulation reeeeeeeeeeee
>>155009020I don't watch footy but it seems like it was. They've lost by a total of 5 points the last two matches, and before that smashed sydney brisbane and collingwood, and still have a 120 percentage. Obviously fred have already won the flag so who even cares about this season, but geelong will still probably finish top 4
>>155008884Thanks bloke
Why do Indian lads walk around holding hands? Are they gae
>>155009114google translated this post as copeI believe it
>>155009114>muh close lossesPort lost by less than a goal to iggs, hawks, crows and dogs.And it counts for fuck all.
>catsperg now doesnt even watch footykek
>>155008716you stupid cunt, i said the initial investment is much higher than just getting a gym membership. if all you get is dumbbells then all you can train is upper body. gyms provide a larger variety of machines for a much lower cost than buying them like you implied in your original post you dense faggot. i dont even pay for a gym membership im just explaining why people do
>brings up gay indians out of nowhere
>>155009114fred aren't winning shit champthey are mental midgets and will go out in straight sets or a prelim if they're lucky
>>155009477Their "competition" is shitney and hawthorn. Fred 2026 is collingwood 2023 or geelong 2007
>>155009234Asian women always do this. Always see Asian girls holding hands or holding onto each other's arms. Must be a learned behaviour from living around so many people, need to hang onto those you are with or you will lose them.
>>155009419>much higherthe average gym membership is 60 to 80 a month. you can get dumbells for that, cheaper even, you can work more than your upper body too just hold the dumbells and squat calf raise lunge whatever you want. Go find a tree and do pull ups, chin ups, muscle ups whatever. cunts were fit and built well before gyms existed you fucking retard, youre just a city cunt who needs to scroll muh heckin feed and get your rocks off looking at some bug eyed gym slag while you use you tale series for your social media you brain dead sheep retard
>>155009517hawthorn will beat them next time they face off, unlike fred hawthorn aren't mental midgets
>>155009564fuck off you stupid schizo faggot
>>155009599bit mad mate lol
im scared idiotsperg is still amongst us
>>155009609you are the one seething about "citycunts" and normal people going to gyms to take advantage of specialist machines and socialise rather than being a fat retarded seething faggot on 4chan
>>155009629dont reply to me again you sound like a woman
>>155009715you are the little poofter having a histrionic tantrum because someone dared explain why people opt for the gym instead of being a loser sitting in their bedroom jerking off to anime
Imagine going to a gym
>>155009709giwtwm
>>155009751how does one amishmaxx
>>155009740train nearly every day just dont do it on equipment women (you) and browns use and I actually train not do one set then sit there taking selfies and heckin socialising like 'normal' people
>>155009760tfw cant dock yourself
>>155009829gomad and barn raise
the gf
>>155009854okay then why have such a histrionic tantrum like a woman when someone isn't a sperg like yourself
>>155009884tfw can't double pump
>>155009915already outed you as a woman champ, too late
>>155009938okay champkeep thinking of a bloke as a woman, not gay at all kek
there's nothing wrong with machines
>>155009955ok tranny
is it a side by side or an over under sort of set up willy wonka has
Clothes shopping was a failure only bought one pair of trackies and nearly had a panic attack
>>155007716Because you have no friends.
>>155010012Relatable Try drugs
>>155010000this is a tranny tier melty nice quads btw
in my experience the anti gymsperg has been a snake that fucks dolls
>>155010035give up tranny theres a gym full of browns who dont care whats between your legsgo and socialise with them like a normal person
say wallahi bro
garn highpoint lads*waits at legal hsgf stop*
I used to go to the gym just to perv on girls wearing bike shorts. Nothing was left to the imagination
>>155009892Where are her tits and hips? Pass
lets get back to reality
>>155010109*wears sunglasses in the gym*
>>155009564>get your rocks off looking at some bug eyed gym slagthere is literally nothing wrong with doing this when she's squatting on your BWC.
gym pawgs/paags owe me sex
cunting sick of you worthless sperg fuckheads
>>155009884citycunts will look at this and not think there's anything wrong>>155009709if he did he'd be willy wanka iykwim haha
>>155010158go gym tomorrow
Fuck you cunts for reminding me of the times gymbunnies were checking me out and i dindu nuffin
>>155010096go to the new balance store there is a hot bird that works there that loves footy
>>155010187prove it
>june/july footy
when do the games actually start mattering
>>155010227at the grand final
>>155010202how
woke up with a sore right ass muscledidnt do anything yesterday
>>155010227https://www.afl.com.au/aflw/fixture?Competition=3&Season=96&Round=1503
Any early multi posters in?
starting to think abandoning god was a mistake
>>155010288which god
>>155010288He abandoned us.
im at the airport lookout watching the planes land again
>>155010227two more weeks>>155010254post her ass>>155010256i'm sure it'll clear up in a few hours darce
>>155010288picrel>>155010317based planespotter
>>155010012panic attacks are so funnybro literally behaving like a hamster that dies from stress over public interactions
>>155010012Lmfao what's wrong just hang around until you get what you wantAnd if a clerksperg stalks you just ignore them and take even longer deciding what to buy. No rush, no pressure
>>155010012>>155010385at least we're not speaking german
>>155010404>>155010339cringe faggot
>>155010404slit your throat mickhead
retards be like "i know how the world should be run" yet can't get though the most basic human interaction possible without having a melty
>>155010440Sometimes the smartest are also the most sensitive. They see the world for how bullshit it is and it overwhelms them. The nuckledragging 90IQ retard sees no issue and goes about his day in blissful ignorance.
>nuckledraggingkek
>>155010440this is just jordan petersons point about cleaning your room before you try to change the world
Nothing wrong with getting a little overwhelmed in a busy loud shopping centre
>steals your cheese
commiepoofs be like "it's normal to have panic attacks, they must have had them after recovering from the hedonism of weimar germany"
>>155010453acting like a menopausal woman having a moment isn't "sensitive" mate it's fucking gay
>>155010487this, they're designed to ooverload people so they spend more
>>155010470he's not wrong in that regard
>>155006325The tatts ruin her for me
>>155005977glad this freaks goon cave burnt down
>clean shaven pussy>not 10/10
SECESSION FOR WA NOW!!!!
>>155010556a well manicured landing strip is peak
>>155010564Youre on the same island as the rest of us, idiot
a tale as old as time, a section of a bigger country wants to break away because they found some resources they think belongs to only them, and what of all the taxes and money from the east coast that funded the west coast for almost all of its history, and what will you do when your finite reaources run out?
>>155010597many are saying this
Hey guys i just got an internship with fox footy, any ideas for gimmick graphics fodder that i can put up every week?
>>155010595I often think of this when shopping with the misso
>>155010605crisp
>>155010605based goodsey having a sip
>>155010625Butters making funny faces
>>155010625
Woke up in a good mood. Think the world is healing. Might have an early wine.
>>155010666KEK
Who's getting ready to wank their monstrous BWC off?
>>155010666FUCK
>>155010669Are you me? Been in a great mood today so having an early coopers
>>155010679You'll be best mates for life
>>155010669>>155010685no its just a full moon
>>155010688would rather be best mates with kath in the biblical sense
I am a deeply haunted man
would rather be best mates with kath in the darryl braithwate sense
>>155010729based gengar
>>155010734
Hurry up and log on wagies I’m bored
>>155010754Just picking up the shopping from woolies click and collect and then ill be home
>with the number 1 pick the iggs take Harley Reid
>>155010666
>>155010756What’s for tea lad
>>155010790Couple frozen pizzas
Sometimes I feel this way about some of you blokes.
>>155010805that pic doesnt make any sense to me as I dont watch tv shows or whatever it is its from
Hello, tits
>>155010805you feel like you just saw Bruce Wayne in a restaurant after he was presumed dead?
Might do my own private mukbang tonight
>>155010856Do it taste like curry
Women are expected to be endlessly understanding of behaviour they'd never be allowed to get away with themselves.
It's almost as if the sexes aren't the same.
>>155010895you accidently typed women instead of men mate
life is a bag of beans
not convinced white bread is worse for you than any other breadnot convincedwhite bread til I die
>>155010935good news for white girls everywhere
meat pie, peas and mash with gravy for dinner
>>155010947this is the equivalent of chicken nuggies for adult men
>richmond offering 18m for 8 years front loaded for butters absolute death wish
>>155010829spoiler that shit big guy
>>155011004for you
did you guys enjoy the cricket last night
geelong away from cheat ground lol
how do I get a good life
>>155011032It crazy how when the ground is slightly wider they can no longer abuse it and fall to bits
>>155011035get a "degree" in engineering not worth the piece of paper its written in and come to australia to work as an uber driver
>>155011035Use the special clause to switch from an Essendon supporter to a Tasmania supporter when they enter the comp
burned all my bridges in life except me mum
>>155011057your mums a bridge?
>>155011053cowards way out
>>155011035just be nick daicos champ. Just be the little champ, champ.
just want to see marnie vinall naked
>tex gets banned for a hip and shoulder Game status = gone
>>155011035Take the tradie pill and target boomers with early stage dementia to finance a 2026 ford Raptor
>>155011035lower your expectations to zeroanything more is a bonus
>>155011120apprentices don't get hired after 21 (when they have to be paid a full wage), businesses only want to train up staff on the cheap
>>155011133Maybe it's an optimistic view but if you put the work in and have some intelligence you will likely find someone to take you on.
Greg’s Kitchen recent pork belly review from hungry jacks is comedy gold
>>155011159can't put in the work if you can't get the work to begin with
might be with the muzzies on this oneeating pig is gross
>>155010772did you even consider the dees deserved him more? idiot.
>>155011167Of course you can, with da internet you have unlimited resources to learn whatever u wantIt really comes down to a willingness to learn and put the hours in
HEAVE HO UNNA
Also new Beers with Boydo vid dropped, absolutely elite friday arvo is ensuing
>>155011191I only care for greg and reviewbrah
FUCK YOU WILL
reminder that bigfooty sperg got btfo last night and he doesn't belong on this board and should go back
>>155011208Boydo is way better because he has no idea that he’s being cringe and that’s the best bit
thinking about experimenting for pride month
beer is reddit
>>155011218big terry is reddit
Bought pizza dough from woolies instead of pre cooked bases, I’m so scared I’m gonna fuck this up
who spacex ipo they super?
love beerbut too expensiveshould be 20-30 a carton
>>155011235thats the true price but the government is taxing the fuck out of it on top of gst and the income tax you already payno refunds sorry
ok I'll start tradie maxxing
low income people dont deserve recreation
>video games
>>155011239don't tax gas MNCs pillaging our land though
>>155011235When I started buying beer 14 years ago beer was 42-45 a slab nowadays you can still get slabs for less than 50, one of the products least affected by inflation
>>155011234shall wait for the dip
>video games are...le bad and childish>posts ms paint cartoon
no one said that
>>155011248my grandpa used to hassle me for playing video games as a teenager, then I stayed at his house one time and he spent half his day playing microsoft space cadet pinball
Fox footy gets their way again. Tex suspended, Stewart not even fined for sniping Ah Chee.
>>155010625put this somewhere the next time someone mentions cox
cant stop wanking to touks missus
Public Holiday more like pub day haha amirite fellow blokes ?
>yeah nah games are good mate
>comparing playing anime gooner shit to chad grand dad playing pinball
I paid for my 15c bag today, they broke me
>at uni>work 2 par time jobs>live with cousins and dont have to pay rent>still cant afford to have fun
>>155011295next time buy exactly $50 worth of groceries then hand them a note
>>155011295some jeet tried to tell me this at self check outi told him to call the cops as i continued scanning shit
>>155011295Should have arced up again and started another fight
Where you fellas taking the caravan this long weekend?
>>155011295you know what i do? the moment i step into coles or woolies i grab the paperbag from the checkout right away and use it as my shopping bag, they say nothing, then when you check out empty it out and put it on the checkout side straight away without scanning it, they say nothing they dont notice
>>155011306/r/ThatHappened
How fucking poor are you losers?
>>155011312
how cunty is jacob
>>155011312/r/thathappened
>>155011317Capitalism and money are evil.
>>155011317extremely
>>155011317im homeless m8
>>155011317I eat one meal a day
>>155011327for you
>>155011317i have 8k in the bank and live at home at 37
The way the slowly made the change from free plastic for over one to if it’s plastic you pay to paying for their shitty paper is the same way all of our basic rights get removed
all my money goes on ubereats, subscription services and rent. hardly have anything left for booze, weed or gambling. this economy is turbofucked.
People with poor grammar don't deserve rights
>>155011345No but Steven May
Can’t stop buying these fckers
>>155011344what are you subbed to? I have 2 i think
>>155011357heard my wife talking about this the other day, she calls it her BBV friend lol
>>155011367you misheard she said bbc friend
been trying to convince mum to cancel her netflix, apple tv, stan, and foxtel services but she's umming and ahhing about it because dadberg will throw a hissyfit if she brings it up and she doesn't want the drama
>>155011364
>>155011392>go daddy>dollar shave clubBased af
dont mind going daddy after hes had a shave iykwim haha
>>155011392but le gambling is bad!
>>155011392the bare necessities
>>155011392why do people bother with all this when you can get most of that shit for free?
>>155011412cattle are lazy and dogbrained. my gf is mindblown when I torrent shit
>>155011392wypipo b like>i'll never afford a house!!!>it's too expensive to have kids!!
>>155011412zoomers don't know how to use the internet beyond social media apps
>>155011392we went from every second person knowing how to torrent during the early 2010s to only like 1% of the population knowing how to do so now.
>download torrent file>open in torrent app>I AM LEET HAXOR XD
add torrents to the list
>>155011443>not just using the magnetget gud kiddo
>>155011392I have to cancel kayo brosIt is like 45 dollars.. go on without me on saturdays *coughs*
>did someone lightly touch my back?>nnnnrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwww *crashes into another player in the most dramatic fashion while making an exploding sound*
go on post "the list" you gay cuntyou're all fucking talk
tried to play the new 007 game but I felt like it was designed and written for gen z, refunded it.
>>155011462>heh ill show him by revealing im a huge faggot nerd
You have to be pretty nerdy to be on 4chan
>>155011483Pushing players into the contest like that is rlly dangerous though
>>155011487I don't play any vidya released after 2000
>richmond have offered zak butters $18m to join themHow did this proud club turn into St Kilda? It's going to be even sadder when they get snubbed.
ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyvmoxR10sA
Why do you guys like the sixt ads with the dumb German CEO and the "smart" true blue aussie correcting him on vehicle size?
mudderfakker
>mfw an coworker comes up to me to show me and videooh god please no
>>155011515meant for >>155011510
>>155011496nerds by definition are the normies of society they are the ones who have conditioned into pleasing their masters in everything they dothey are the teachers pets of society couldn't be most of us here
>>155011515dadberg does this to mum, shoves the phone in her face to watch a video she clearly has no interest watching and waits for her to react in a way he wants. if she takes too long to look at his phone or says she can't/won't watch at that moment he sulks and guilt trips her into watching it immediately
classic dadza with the bbc videos
>Walker gets a week for a push>guy who almost killed Naughton gets nothingdead sport
>>155011510B E N C H O D
>>155011532It's even worse now when someone shows an A.I video but clearly believe it to be real and then you have to either reveal to them it's A.I (which implies that they're an idiot) or let it slide.
>>155011484The List (2024-2026)>torrents>ikea and cities>having a father>weed>"Fucking faggot footy players always bringing their kids into the song">the word pseud>lunch with friends>australia>budgy smugglers>two up>the anzac ceremony>the aus open>kath's dress>the Australian military>space exploration>skodas>Italian and Asian cuisine>legs of lamb>fitzroy>Kylie Minogue>teachers>warhammer>unpaced team songs>slop matches liek sharton v bitchmond that literally no one outside of pricktoria gives a fuck about>f1>missos>labradoodles>wind and dust>women>pools>smoking weed>straffposting>fireworks>olympics>broccoli>Mr. Future Scholaraqeel>wasting money betting on the Melbourne Cup>gym>chemists>yourself>beer>bakers
reckon i could smash on with easily 20-30 indians at once
my house is a wifi free zone
>>155011549basado
>>155011557single mum across the road i hung out with for a while turned her wifi off at 6. grew kale along ley lines in her yard. read me with some metal rod and said i had a lot of energy. did a piss in her toilet once and the kids had smeared shit handprints on the wall. had a stripper pole
>>155011549Ok but wind and dust is very annoying
>>155011565my wifi is always off faggot, I just have ethernet cables connecting to everything
countrycunt is a whiney bitch, like most country people i suppose
>>155011565And the kid? Grew up to be micksperg
Why so much anger in the general?
Pizzas are in the oven, this is going to be a disaster I just know
>>155011582Your lack of confidence is making you appear weak and insecure. Your pizza will be delicious mate do not worry so much
>>155011580Trying to get accustomed to the cold and its making me a bit grumpy>>155011582Bro is signing himself up for diarrhea in 14 hours
>>155011549based
When is step1 having their end of financial year sale? I'm down to my last 2 pairs of undies and things are getting desperate
>>155011571you dropped this, king.
Business idea: Tradie male thong underwear
>>155011593wish I looked this good in a suit
Dads in hospital & this fit petite Asian nurse was taking care of him when I was visiting. was considering hitting on her but knew dad would make some comment he didn’t need to even if I was successful & ruin it
>>155011608You're dads in hospital and all you can think about is your dick?
>>155011608hope your dads doing well fella
>>155011616It’s a coping mechanism you asshole
>>155011608taker her aside dummy and ask some medical Qs or some shit and hit away
funniest thing about it all, is that none of you idiots even knew that I was gay.topkek.
Why do normgroids like Gerard Whateley so much? Why does he have this reputation as the all time great football journo?
>>155011628Would you fuck my hairy arsehole?
i don't know you at all mate
>>155011639i'm not your mate, brother
Why do you guys like the Youi insurance ads? The one with "practice makes perfect"
Bought mum a bottle of pistachio liqueur for her b'day but I put the bottle inside a Kuromi Sofubimates box so she's gonna think I bought her some bullshit. Fuck I'm funny
>>155011650I decide who is my mate cunt, not you
The matt nable big freeze ad is fucking disgraceful.Laughable that you tards defend this shit.
>>155011487the writing falls victim to the need for every line to be a quip but the story overall is some bond kinogameplays pretty decent too, its like a slightly dumbed down, more on the rails hitman
>>155011549thats not me retard
>>155011663lol these fucktards actually got him to act for the ad
>>155011549>reverse chronological order
>>155011487ha, i knew about the game bcuz of the advertisement on coca cola bottles kekpretty much the Hitmangames clone tho
AND THROUGH IT ALLLLLLLLL
>Artificial intelligence company Anthropic has suggested a global pause on building the most powerful AI systems as the latest models are beginning to show signs they could escape human control.
>>155011629he's the perfect level of cowardly weasel that it's easy for many to imagine a parallel future where they are the reputable cowardly weasel futbal journo. Thus, they see him as more impressive version of themselves, and henceforth, deserving of a higher level of respect than they have for themselves.
>>155011565KEK
>>155011683proof for any of that?
>>155011683>it's sooooo powerful bro>trust us broFUD slop as a marketing hype tool
>>155011683its like they didn't watch Terminatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSuAjjEjZkc
>>155011683BURN IT DOWN! NOW!!
>>155011696https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2026/0605/1576867-anthropic-ai-development/
ive seen so many penises enter touk millers girlfriends vagina
i always schedule my job network phone appointments to be the last slot on friday and they never end up calling kek
My bulldogs supporting mate wants me to come to the game tonight. I'm not going to though, freezing cold and the train trip to the MCG is a pain
>>155011716at the same time?
>>155011622Dis is good strat will try if I see her again>>155011616When life gives you lemons>>155011618Cheers mate
>>155011719go see the lads
i got a big arse and a really small dick
>>155011719how is petey?
>>155011719Just rug up and got. no mates
>>155011727Get fucked storycunt
got my Whitney Houston jumper on
>>155011729the fat cunt is just passionate the left guy is legit going to murder someone over footy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtKIF5FUVOc
this guy must be mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXhkYI8eoWMwhat kind of dad dont want his son to get some?for shame
why does hawthorn have such a large african fan base when there are legit no blacks that live in hawthorn and the surrounding areas?
>>155011751you sound like such a gay cunt
>>155011678Should I add that as well?
>>155011755They might not live there, but they spend a lot of time there robbing homes and stealing cars.t. used to live in hawthorn east
>>155011758agreed
big game tonight
>noooo ids le cold (in winter isn't our weather whacky?)!!>noooo da train ride is yucky (also best public transport system in australia btw lol)!!why are melbcucks like this
>>155011751He’s thinking ‘why did I bother texting this faggot’
>>155011719Just go mate I wish I had mates
>>155011751i'm going to rape your arse you little fruit
remember vooting in the referendum that allowed mass thirdie migration?
>>155011788no+checked
Me and the other nofriendsperg should become friends
remember that anon who abandoned all his friends and then got shitty at them because of it
The faggot in this thread should fuck my hairy arse
maybe ur liek me and had heaps of friends in like primary school but lost touch or had to moveat least i can member the good times
>>155011772Yeah Zverev & mensik will be good
cant stop gambling
Why is my smart tv promoting pride months against my will
>>155011833yea Gamblor can be a mean mother trucker
>>155011788>>155011812nope>>155011830i saw RG is a shitshow this year apparently, who should i cheer for, Z?
>>155011838>connecting your tv to the internet
what keeps me from being a gambler is that i can't stand to lose money or be in the red, i'm a successful gambler that waycant say the same for alcohol tho
What do you guys think of low carb beer? Any of you drink Hahn?
>>155011855no point askingsome spastic will sperg out over it
Fucking love west coast eagles and harley reid yum
>>155011855it's okay. tastes like it has only a small amount of carbohydrates in it, thoughever
about to have a 2nd shower for the day
>>155011844Yeah will be a new slam winner in both men’s & womens. If Zverev doesn’t win now he never will
i only pretend to care about tennis in january lol
gay sex..
Does drinking coffee/caffeine have acid reflux side effects? Feels like my throat has been bubbling for days.
>>155011881i notice it makes me piss like crazy
Watching tennis reminds me how shit this sport is to come back to after a slam ends
>>155011855I tried coopers orange low carb the other night, had the same foil taste as all low carb beer
>>155011833What’s your poison?
>>155011895gay sex
>>155011872dirty bastid
Thoughts on Balter? Worth the price?
some bloke screaming his head off outside
>>155011923bum him
>>155011895was just sportsbettingthen ive been on the online slotslost about 10k this month
fuck i forgot to watch the last episode of sharpe. sort of lost the drive to watch after the previous ep that had way too many blacks in it for my liking. seems like 2008 is when all that shit started.
take your /pol/ blowie shit elsewhere champ
hope weightman fucking gets coat hangered the fucking dog cunt
crazy how gerard whatley goes for geelong and has a nose like that
i don't go on /pol/ champ
so horny
>>155011976remember when his willy popped out lol
>>155011980maybe you should so you can get it out of your system cunt
gf just let out a very disappointed sigh
>>155011334same, usually have a big lunch and snack a bit later on din
>LE WIZOWWWWWWD XD
Grand final preview tonight lads
>>155011998the only thing from this game that will be in the grand final is the mcg
The #freekick champions showing the comp how it's really done
>>155012004>>155012004>>155012004>>155012004new
>>155012008in this game i honestly have no clue which side you are referring to
I can't stand when cunts get rewarded for "high contact" and get a goal for it
>>155011998LOL
>>155012013championS, so both
shan't be posting there
>>155011998yeah no
>le kick to gunston/hardwick on the leadyeah nah this has another 10 goal loss in the prelim all over it
dog won't stop licking its own ass
looking for fatcunt and angrycunt
>>155012004>>155012004>>155012004new
I've heard if you kick the ball into the field your teammates might be able to catch it
>pausing game so he can hobble across the whole fieldThis shit has to be on purpose
We are postmaxxing.
Western Bontdogs
The other thread is so gay i dont wanna post in it...
>>155012092same
i will post gay porn in here if you dont migrate
look im staying haha
we don't negotiate with terrorists
>croms got a 100m free for a little pushah.
>>155012114No don't! xD
not even watching this shit game honestly
>>155012130I am...
black on black crime
I was promised friday night footy but all I see are two faggots fighting!
What are the odds on someone flattening the grand wizard tonight?
crazy how in 4 months we will be missing friday night footyenjoy it whilst it lasts
