Kaeo > Kayo edition NRL>GAME 1Melbourne Storm v Newcastle Knights6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoAAMI Park1.66-2.23>AAMI Park will be the venue for a Friday evening clash as the Storm, fresh off a crucial victory, host the high-flying Knights. The Storm secured an impressive 18-4 victory over the Roosters in Round 13. Their recent form has improved with three wins out of their last five matches. The Knights secured a tough 28-22 victory over the Eels in Round 13, their fourth consecutive win. Overall, the Storm have won seven of the last eight head-to-head matches against the KnightsStorm 1-12 2.95Storm 13+ 3.20Knights 1-12 3.30Knights 13+ 5.30Storm -2.5 1.90 Knights +2.5 1.90>GAME 2Canberra Raiders v Sydney Roosters8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9GIO Stadium2.21-1.67>GIO Stadium will be the venue for a Friday evening clash as the Raiders, fresh off a victory, host the high-flying Roosters. The Raiders secured an outstanding 26-12 victory over the Cowboys in Round 13. Their form has been mixed with two wins out of their last five matches. The Roosters suffered a disappointing 4-18 loss to the Melbourne Storm in Round 13. Their have won three out of their last five games. In their last NRL meeting, the Raiders held on to defeat the Roosters 26-24 at Allianz Stadium. The Raiders have won 4 out of their last 5 head-to-head matches against the RoostersRaiders 1-12 3.40Raiders 13+ 5.00Roosters 1-12 3.00Roosters 13+ 3.20Raiders +2.5 1.90 Roosters -2.5 1.90previous thread >>154990106
Good morning gentlemen (and danny)
It's uphttps://www.nrl.com/news/2026/06/04/nsw-womens-squad-announced-for-u19s-state-of-origin/
>hopate How many children does this cunt have
Newcastle Canberra
Niece apparently
24 HOUR UPDATE: Nahwangahkneetahwahsay (the 'k' is silent) named in the starting side
Upon further examination I think that should have been a try to Kosi
>>155006149To the letter of how their instructions are writen, he made the right call. To the spirit of them, he was incorrect.
My mum and grandfather used to sit quite close to Hoppa Sr's mum apparently and she was a really nice salt of the earth type. Used to yell out in pain if he was in a hard tackle and call him "Johnny"
>>155006211https://youtu.be/JT0dCqe6R6o
>>155006149Could very clearly see shadow under the ball in the frame before it went dead.
My mum told me a story about Brookie in the 80s that there was a fat special kid who if he would sit on the end of the row all the other kids would jump up like they were on a seesaw. And he used to cry out in pain. She brought him up a lot as a sort of an anti-bullying story. His name was Paul for any old oldfags here who may be able to corroborated this reminisce
>>155006250>t. Paul
>>155006250>cry out in painSorry, was reading that other post. Meant to say "cry when Manly would lose"
Is it possible to play for NSW in State of Origin then Queensland some time in the future (or vice versa) if you're eligible for both states? Or are you locked into your choice once you pick one state and are selected?
>>155006359I don’t know for sure, but there must be some rule where the eligibility has an order to it?
>>155006359Greg Inglis wasn’t forced to play for NSW when it was discovered that he wasn’t eligible for QLD. Peter Sterling, Billy Moore, Mat Rogers, and others didn’t play for their birth state. So I guess no you can’t change, but I haven’t heard of anyone trying to either.
>>155006420If you’re eligible for both you have to declare your allegiance, it’s by choice
>>155006425>Peter Sterling, Billy Moore, Mat Rogers, and others didn’t play for their birth stateIt doesn’t go by birth state
>>155006359You're locked in. But in juniors they used to (until 2019?) have residents teams, so sometimes a latter Maroon star would have played in a Sky Blue residents team. Gordon Tallis plays for NSW Residents u19s in 1992, then Qld Maroons Origin from 1994 till 2003.
>>155006438They changed it after Inglis and enforced allegiance. Keary was forced to play for NSW. He wanted to play for Qld and would have earlier/more.I think there's player agency only if the criteria (birth, residency, juniors etc.) is an even split.
I honestly think its at the point if you are famous enough and selected for Origin you can just say who you're playing for
>>155006467Birth is one of the selection criteria.
Andrew Ryan got picked in both Country and City teams one year
You have to be born in or have been resident in NSW or Queensland prior to turning 13. One of the reasons Semi Radradra went to union was because even though he'd declared allegiance to Australia and been selected for the Kangaroos, he could never be selected for Origin because he was a FOB.
The other exception is if your father (or mum?) played for a state, you can play for that state. It wasn't around for Matt Rodgers (dad Steve played for Qld, Matt for NSW), but would have applied to Lachlan Lam if he'd ever risen the ranks to Queensland selection despite being a Sydney born and raised Kumul. Adrian Lam was allowed Queensland selection as an exemption during Super League because ARL were short on numbers.
>>155006630Matt Orford got picked for City just so he could get a game when Country had Kimmorley and Joey. They ruined City/Country
>>155006696Adrian Lam might’ve played juniors in Brisbane for Wests. I’d have to look it up but I vaguely remember something about that, so he was eligible for QLD
Central Coast is part of the Sydney Greater Capital City Statistical Area. Country have been robbing us for years.
>>155006781Yeah I think under modern rules he would be okay, but he'd represented PNG so wasn't ordinarily eligible. May be have been the start of the tier 2 nations rule.
>>155006843woke bullshit
>>155006843>100kms away from the city is still the citySydcuck cope
Talk. Up. The. Game.
>>155006843im in that pic :)
Might be moving to Bowral lads
>>155007291Hey man, just shut up ok nobody wants to hear that shit
Good apples in Bowral
Technically PNG was part of Queensland when Adrian Lam was born there
who cares about origin eligibility when it's a blight on the game
>>155007397Do you like apples?
>>155007618SO true
stormraiders
NRLW Rookie Camp Sharks recruit Milla Elaro striking a pose
>>155010283Lot's of beautiful talented girls with the Sharkies. Quincy Dodd comes to mind!
>>155004159poormpoosters
imo put Hetherington on the bench for Carrigan in Game 2
>The Raiders have won 4 out of their last 5 head-to-head matches against the Roostersbut does it mean anything
>>155010426>quincy dudd
>>155006081I actually agree. Does that mean I should change my tips?
>>155007337looks nice enough
GOATcastle going to fucking heem these cunts
>almost 10 minsHe’s getting slow - only took him 40 seconds to seethe last night
What are current /nrl/ approved vidya games?
>>155007760I do
>>155011145>anything addo carr plays >factorio>aoe2 >Rugby League Live (2010)
>>155011145https://f95zone.to/threads/the-caliphate-v0-1-europe1.301209/
Poocastle will blow it tonight. Print this post out and put in on your fridge. I will be right.
>>155011145Donkey Kong BananzaGT7Disco Elysium
>>155011145Star Wars Republic Commando
>>155011176I GOT HER NUMBAH, HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES
Public Holiday more like pub day haha amirite fellow blokes??
>>155011223>Disco ElysiumKEK real irish really is a redditor
Pro-tip. Pronounce Mullet in the French way 'Moo-Lay' to get the giney juices flowing
>>155011212GOATcastle is turning up tonight
>>155011340yeah but unfortunate so is the ref
>>155011314kek same thought i had
>>155011340I've been GOATcastle my entire life, but you know how this goes. This is the part of the season where they blow it after a promising streak.
Does anybody else's Kayo audio briefly go out of sync on every single ad? Then it glitches and suddenly goes back in sync? Why is Kayo such fucking garbage?
>>155011223Disco Elysium is pesudo-deep garbage. Played it to the end and I was so disappointed. I understand that it's dialogue heavy, but it just goes on and on and on. The reveal isn't even that surprising.
does anyone really hate pre match commentary. it is always the dumbest most mind numbing nonsense. just shut the fuck up and kick the ball.
>Disco Elysium is pesudo-deep garbage.
poorm getting bullied by the poocastle big pack early on lads
>>155011409I hate when they talk to the coach or a random player. The banal questions and answers are the same every week."We worked on what we're shit at and we know that x team will turn up against us."Just fuck off.
Family Flips Flippy Floppy Fedition:5 tipped poorm8 tipped GOATcastle
>>155011414>my feelings are hurt because someone hates a game i likekek
SEND HIM OFF
CROSSLAND DED :Oaccidental collusion play on after draggin his corpse off the field
>>155011422Nice to see some divided opinion
that could be a strat going aheadscrum play, run "decoy", take out a 80 minute player
poorm breaking poocastle player's neck
not the first time poorm crippled a knights. disgusting team.
>poorm kill another GOATcastle guyTHEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
THATS FOR THE NEW CAPTCHA YOU CUNT
long meme drop out poorm try
POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM *hits obnoxious cowbell for some reason*
poocastle bros...
>crossland has full feeling in his groin but obviously won't be back
Can you imagine another Knights player became quadriplegic from another Storm player?
A FORTY TWEEEENNTTYYYY HUUGHE KICK BY HUGHES
/our guy/ held up?!?!? dangit
warbrick bricked it!
>captained Crossland
are these the dumbest commentators on kayo or what. braindead commentary.
GOATBACKSET THE FUCKING TABLE
CUTLERYBACKSET THE FUCKING TABLE
>>155011523yeah big kev should stick to coaching
who scored for Newy lads?
>>155011534Sergeant Sharpe m80
Fletcher? you betcha!
the rig is in
if I was a footy player I'd paint flames on my boots so I ran faster
CLOUDY WITH CHANCE OF STORMBACK
Funny how Storm get to play the ball fast when someone isnt holding them down
We've got a great night of football tonight
lmao @ poocastle fraudights
got way too close there!
can someone bash that Melbourne poof in the crowd banging his shit. so fucking annoying.
that type of bullshit shouldn’t result in a 7 tackle set
>>155011585why are cunts allowed shit like that in, last night it was the hornblower cunt
KEK good don't reward that diving shit
GOATCASTLE GONNA TAKE THE LEAD
>>155011595>hornblower
revenge for the McKinnonning cunts!
for me it was when one of the poorm players yelled FUCK in that moment I knew poocastle were gonna score
it was a little fucking rub
>MEEEEELLBUUUUUURN>MEEEEELLBUUUUUURNgotta be the most annoying crowd work in the comp
BIFF BIFF BIFF
PROPER FUCKING BIFF LETS FUCKING GO CUNTS
>>155011625based Hornblower at the ginza
dirty fucking poorm players. disgusting team
They should penalise Munster for that
Lol that was grubby af from Munny.
KEK gonna be a fun couple of sets
Klein based streak continues
>they’re just pulling each other off here based Kevie not mixing his words
>>155011648
if that Melbourne poof is still banging his shit in the second half I will be sending a VERY angry email to the NRL telling them how angry I am
>Spillin’ Lucas
DON'T TAKE THE POO
>MATEfuck off Klein it was a tear of endearment
Sorry knightsKlein only gets the bunker to confirm stuff for Storm
POORMBACK*bangs cowbell*
>jai arrowHow did he get mnd at just 30 years old? Is it more common for athletes to get it?
>38’ minute Try - Ashley Klein (Mel)
Just the luck of the draw m8
rigged team. rigged ref. rigged match.
So was the knights player offside or not
>>155011694seems to affect active people
Klein is such a fucking shitcunt
Freezing.Bigly.
>>155011708based peemslander
MATE AGAINST MATE
>cowbell>"MELLLLLBOOOOUUURRRNNE">*whistling ad playing over stadium speakers*Is this entire match designed to drive me bonkers?
>>155011722No just a pissed off GOATcastle customer.
Knights are playing better. Just need to cut out the fucking errors.
>>155011433>I’m angry because someone enjoys a game I’m not smart enough to understand :-^
Storm always go dirty when they know the opposition is better than they
>>155011694The more you move the more likely you are to get it.
>>155011792fuck my family moved around heaps as a kid!
>>155011803You’re gonna die
Dom is now a top 5 winger
That’s momentum
>>155011803remain perfectly still from now on or you're done for
>promoted short>pushed over by storm
Jye Gray YOU are a Queensland Maroon
massive don’t argue on ponga
these poorm are such grubs. fuck them all
can someone ring me if Fa’alogo scores cheers
>6 again>6 again>try
Know try
Its an obvious knock on
He's fucking dropped that WTF
how do they expect to grow this game when the calls are atrocious every single time. fuck the nrl
>grow the game they’re growing the game by keeping Poorm semi relevant m8
>>155011907Meanwhile the game is the biggest it has ever been
>>155011917that's easy when you import tens of millions of people into the country
Holy shitThe storm would be 20 points behind if it wasn't for Klein
Vintage GAGAI
>>155011932KEK yeah the big viewership boom is all Indian migrants
>>155011951PVLs just got to get them into multis
3m forward pass ignored lmao
>given random 6 again>try
Poorm score & Grants still whinging
>Fox 0 replays of the high ball contestOh yeah it was off storm then
>tip Newcastle >find out what it feels like to support a minnow clubThey really get fuck all calls hey
Nice kickoff
Genius
UHOH
The ol' grubber for the front rower, gets 'em every time.
KNIGHTBACKSETTHEFUCKINGTABLE
sick play
GOD WANTS A GOATCASTLE VICTORY
He moves well for a big bloke
this game is too tight I'm bored when is the next blowout
game winning poo looms
Maybe Moses taught Dylan Brown the secret to the three point field goal before he left.
Harvey norman
>>155012055unfortunately the most integral part is playing against the Cowwies
POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM POORM
BOOOOOO
How are storm allowed to just sit in the ruck for the last 10 minutes and give away 0 penalties?We may never know
GOATcastle are the moral victors tonight. Fuck the poorm.
Klein decided to ref that game differently both peems were getting away with a bunch of shit which makes the game more exciting because you never know what you're going to get :D I'm sure the peems and the coaches love it too
Who here knights fan and who here JUST?
Knights are my spiritual team
that was absolutely disgusting. poorm are a disgrace
>>155012093That wasn’t a JUST performance.
I tipped poosters so any ground I made picking poorm will be lost not sure how I feel about this
>mark back from a sydneymosis injury
Family Tips CockadoodleyDOOOOOOO Edition:5 tipped pooders8 tipped bakawwwkers
please clap
Missed the clap again la
>>155012093can someone shoop the JUST hair onto the Johns Stand?
twink wink
7 isn’t that cold once you get moving
BILLY BOBBLE
Raiders Plap
That’s what they should be doing with the kicks getting it to roll making them move to cover it. The grass is different
Daly Chadtownsend-Evans
>>155012146
Are touchies allowed to give their opinions or does the ref beat them if they do?
I can hear someone calling a horse race in the background of the fox commentary and I do NOT like it
Elite offload
They can either put their flag up and they get to share their opinion or they speak when spoken too. Their eyes are painted on
pooders bros...
THE FINISHER
BAAAKAAAWWWWWWKKKKKKK
>>155012199KEK thanks m8 you’ve made my night
I WILL pronounce his last name
>traded out nagawanaganawwanagagan for fatrell
NOW they call this a knockon
KEK nice landing m8 10/10
Off the field
FUCKING TRAINERS FUCKING WITH MY GAME FUCK OFF CUNT
Seeing stars
looking like 8/8 two weeks in a row
JEDDED
>>155012286who?
>Terrible news for a Melbourne superstarDon't blue ball me Vossy
Xavier GOATES, ruptured his achilles tendon during training, season over
BASED DCE HOLY SHIT
INFLICTION
INFLICTED
VICTOR THE INFLICTOR TRY OF THE DECADE KEK NEVER MIND
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
STICKY ARE YOU OKAY
>>155012299
offside to be honest
>>155012324what the slop is that webm lad
>Being offside on a kick chase makes Radley an Origin player
>>155012324we have to go back. ai used to have sovl
He was only a 1m offside and beat everyone by at least 5m
VICTOR THE RAPER
>>155012336trvke
I wonder how many in this crowd work in military intelligence.
>>155012352
KEK
YEAH THEY COME TO SNUB THE ROOSTER
SKITTLED
MY POOSTERS MY MERCS MY BAKAWWWWKKEERS
GPS takeoverWalker went to the Queensland equivalent too
>>155012337If he wasn’t such a meathead he wouldn’t of been offside and it would’ve been a career highlight try
>villains are going to win both gamesShit night 2bh
oh I'm sorry is the game over???? thats what I thought sit down
Hopefully Sticky checks this thread and tells them to stop going for the high balls and to get it on the ground
>>155012386True
>>155012392Now it is KEK
MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK MARKY MARK
Stadium reeaal quite
NAWANGA'ED
>>155012392Yes dickhead it clearly is ogre.
They have to pick him for Origin
>>155012436kek Based Nguyen
>>155012423>>155012439>over we're playing v'landys ball unless the score is 0-80 then NOTHING IS OVER
>>155012439Nah
Little girls love the Roosters
qrd on dcelite?
DCElite
>>155012452Those are paid shills
>>155012436Does he bring the same sign to the Roostettes games?
>>155012465he loves footy he doesn't go to the womens game
>>155012456He's just elite
>>155012392R U OK?
Over status?
WE WANT 50
Logged on for the first time in months to tell you my chooks will be in the GF. See ya then
>>155012480https://youtu.be/nVVCUuxStww
The PNG crocodile grab
>>155012456Complete rundown on DCE>love his mum>hot sisters>intelligent>has respect for the game>leads Roosters and inspires them to turn up for each other>not black>nice bloke>well spoken>always kicks the field goal>never chokes in golden point>good five-eighth>gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude>has won origin>doesn't want rubbish in Roosters>HATES tourists>the refs can't touch him, and last but not least>plays EXCELLENT football
Ah, the old donkey kick
>>155012352Probably 0 can imagine some at the brumbies games though
who will be the most merc team in 2028 once the chiefs join the comp?
>>155012514Yeah saw that kek
>tried to play it too fast vs >ruck infringement refball bros?
What was weong with that Wong play the ball?
I’ve been watching the entire half and they clearly aren’t 22pts better
>>155012536It was all Wong
>>155012536sum ting wong with it
Brumbies crowds are completely feral by union standards. Pretty normal by league standards.
Coffee?
>>155012547Hei Fuk Up was involved too
Where are we meeting up for the UFC Trump retard event?
>>155012511Heard he was quite toxic at manly
god the raiders are so shit
fiending for a maxibon from the freezer (vanilla slice flavour) but the mrs doesn't want oneoverwhelmed by shame currently
>>155012612leave her mate, i'll treat you better (if the maxibons are still available)
>>155012612Ask her if you can have hers and save your one for later
>>155012612>eating ice cream in winterI hope you guys dont do this
>>155012645>letting the seasons dictate what you can eat and when
>>155012645Makes your body warm up, same reason drinking tea in summer
reports coming in that Sticky had a massive blow up during half time Big Red in tears
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TEDDY
compete for the high ball you fuckwittas
JUST PASS IT BACK TO MARKY CHRIST
Walker has some ritalin spastic moments desu
MARKY MARK THAT DOWN FOR A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>pass the ball to the good kid>scorehmmmmm
can believe walker wanted to take the poo
Fuck me dead raiders are shit! how the FUCK did they win the minor premiership last year????
Just a stat pad for mark
They would have won the comp too if it wasn't for Walsh drinking toilet water
goddamn I can't stomach the damn chooks
>>155012762Fogarty went to Manly and now Manly are good
>>155012762Walsh might be shit but he mind breaks peems and players
You mean Ricky fell out with another halfback?? Again???
The other thing is the changes to the interchange rules have mixed it up a bit. Canberra aren’t the only side that’s dropped off
Raiders just look pathetic
That wasn’t a bad kick but no chase
>>155012824They havent looked interested since minute 1....God only knows why not, their season was on the line tonight. fucken dud coach and dud team...
>>155012824Sticky please you'll get a pity try soon enough
>>155012824I don't know if that's it, I think the Roosters defence has been insane tonight
raiders can't catch a six again
BAKKKAAAAWWWWWWKKKK WE WANT 40
SAVE ME BUNKER
Bad call. He was onside when he was obstructing
A lot of really bad balls to the Canberra wingers tonight
irish knows all about winger's balls lads
Yeah I do
the best raidback will happen in the next 10 minutes
did I say 10 I meant 7 minutes
Should have taken the 2
>be's trading sanders out
BILLY BOUNCE
Weekes did well there
3/3 lads
As unbelievably shit the raiders are, the roosters are even shittier for not being able to put 50 on this dud faiders team.
If Canberra get a late converted try they’ll be moral victors by winning the second half
>>155013028its not over lad
>>155013028Big deal. All 3 red hot favourites won... show some balls and tip an upset and i will be impressed.
KEK poosters doing the faders clap
respectfully claps at the pooders
>>155013052only one person in this general had the balls to tip last 8/8
>roosters mocking the viking clapcareful now. tigers did that and got hit with a curse
>>155013052ackshully tipping the winning peem is usually my go to
raiders clap is pretty gay to be fair
Mocking the Viking clap when you’re at home is just bad manners, doing it away is just looking for trouble
not as gay as you and your gay dad
Go the fg make it 26-1
siebold you ARE the new raiders coach
the canberra redditors
SHUT OUT
This roosters team is the real deal
>>155013093dont u think the raiders fans have suffered enough over the past 30 yrs....
Fucken chooks ay?Bit of a slurper tho, these raidies look like shit
>>155013109>Only able to score 4 points in a half against a ridiculously bad faiders team.
>>155013066>not in the family compCheap talk is cheap
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>>155013161rerard alert
>>155013161
HEY HEYHO HOKOULA'S GOT TO GO
I challenge you to name to bigger fuckwit dickheads in rugby league than greg alexander and cooper cronk.
why did Munster do it?
Dont understgand how its legal for Ponga to even play if sent off in origin?
>>155013371Michael "Cleary Cocksucker" Ennis
LOL that fuckhead Stuart being a petulant sook in the presser.... so what else is new.
Dont understgand how its legal to send anyone off in origin?
Bellamy looking like someone whose suffering from MND. So jaundice and boney...And him wearing the "fight MND" beanie is a dead giveaway that he has the disease himself.
poorm better win the hip for him
>>155013488please god NO!
>>155013404Kekhttps://youtu.be/wa3-gWXbmhY
>>155013728hes such a fucken dickhead. the journos are just trying to do their job and he acts like that???? should be ashamed of himself!
https://www.tiktok.com/@charlizelp/video/7641517637020699922?
>>155013728Should have given Fogarty that extra year he wanted KEK
A posse of Queensland Cup clubs have held secret talks on a Super League-style breakaway competition, that would include the Broncos, amid growing disenchantment with the Queensland Rugby League.This masthead can reveal a rebel Queensland Super League has been discussed in what would represent the biggest political bombshell in the 104-year history of the Sunshine State’s premier competition.Several executives have met over the past month to discuss breaking away from the Queensland Rugby League’s famous Hostplus Cup competition and setting up a rebel 12-team league.The 12-team Super League proposal includes clubs from Burleigh, Brisbane Tigers, Wynnum Manly, Norths Devils, Ipswich, Townsville, Northern Pride and Papua New Guinea.Queensland’s NRL quartet – the Broncos, Titans, Cowboys and Dolphins – would field reserve-grade teams under the stunning Super League breakaway blueprint.QRL boss Ben Ikin declined to comment on the shock development.
>>155013433It's simple, that guy just has to commit a foul worthy of a sending off. People just have different opinions on what constitutes such a foul.
>>155014116whats a foul?
A winner winner chicken dinner
Looking good so far. Phins cowboys is a big one. Luki vs bostock+ finefeuiaki. It should be high scoring, I'm just hoping that Luki can grab some junk time points
Forget my pic
>>154998539
>>155017424>>155017424>>155017424
