First we will conquer the sandpeople of the Abbasid Caliphate, then we will annihilate the tribe from Takrur. Then the black mercenaries from West Francia will flee home to Parisii
Group of death
norwegians are really proud of their past as the slave-trading serial rapists of europe. it'd be like the american national team posing with all the native americans they've killed and black slaves they've whipped into submission.
>>155006107Seethe and take down another statue
>>155004224rooting for Norway this World Cup
>>155004224I will now support Norway
>>155012157You'll either be seriously disappointed or deeply happy then I think. I think it is either or for us.Either our past weakmind mentality will catch up with us again and we'll crash and burn.Or we'll rape Senegal, and fry some bigger fish as well.That's my feeling anyways.
Viking tactics>defenseless peasants and monks = pillage and murder>spot that one of the peasants is carrying a dangerous spoon = run away, run away, RUN AWAAAYNot that different from their NT in the past few qualis. Every time they faced the slightest resistance they dropped points and failed to qualify for World Cups or 24 team Euros. This time they drew the weakest teams from basically every pot. Of course they got to pillage Italy.
>>155012492Brussel tactics-North Macedonia-Kazakhstan-Lichtenstein-Wales
>>155012157>>155012210The only right choice
>>155012618>North MacedoniaWould have beaten Italy again. Wales definitely would have whooped Italy's butts.
>>155012492Oh yeah? Explain this then.https://youtu.be/UVbwhzeyNE4?t=43
>>155004224Sørloths head is fucking massive lmao
>>155006107That's what they wish to believe, but actually they were just under Danish occupation for some 800 years, after which it turned into a Swedish occupation. Then Swedes let them become independent out of pity. Most noteworthy vikings were Swedish or Danish too. The most famous Norwegian viking is only known for losing to the English of all people, a feat almost impossible to the viking raiders who picked on England for centuries, because it was the easiest target.
>>155004224Teams should do more shit like this
>>155004224Meh, I've seen better motivational speeches.
>>155012492Abrahamists are the aggressors, Lindisfarne was revenge for the Saxon Genocides
Why these cringe biking gear and movie-set made up clothes and not real Viking clothes??
>>155012642Have a soft spot already because a couple of my club's players were in the 94 squad
>>155014368Nah the most famous norwegian vikings is Leif Eriksson who discovered America and the other is Rollo who founded the barony of Normandy after making a deal with the Occitane royalty, who's descendant was William the Conqueror, who's lineage to this day rules Great Britain. So technically the British royal family is descendants of a Norwegian viking.
>>155004224i hope norway does well this world cup, they have a lot of potential, they made us look like amaterus. i'm afraid they'll flop against france and senegal though. they're gonna have to destroy iraq and get a high enough gd to make it as a third seed.
>>155019173what would the english version of this even look like? redcoats?
