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>>154978822
Murió el indio Solari.
se murio el indio solari y mientras tanto bielsa sigue vivo
>>155013720>>155014015Rip great bench player
>>155014030adieu bye bye auf wiedersehen
The pre world cup macumba has been made
rip in piece
ok but what about neymar
>>155014420He's still in.
Sometimes I post something and then forget I did.
When you think about it anything long between two buns is a hot dog
Silencio, hoy escuchamos las metáforas
does Hamez still have his grasshopper
>>155014606i made a hot dog with your mum last night mate
>>155014674you've done him
Raymomd domemech to boca
>>155014670This general is a cloud of grasshoppers
Murio Péle
>>155014772y perros
Murio Neymar
This is putary
>>155014930>no GKBrasil going back to their 60's tactics
Casemiro is a leão de treino
based hames, fuck commies and commie vermins
>>155015154can't blame him desu
>>155015206Cara de dedo nojenta horripilante
Don't open twitter argentina today
>>155015154Now the environmemt is shitty and the country is split
Bet it was Armanco's fault
>>155015206Flávio Dino after ozempic
New cope speech droppedIgor thiago, rayan and endrick are outsiders to the panelinha and will.save brazil. Thrynare being called chris, julius and drew
hate to break to you but world cup is about enjoying the moment with family and friends, not about winning
>paqueta will be startingit's so fucking over, it never even began desu
O Brasa™ should go with a trinca in the midfieldUnc Casé and Guimarães locked, Danilo as the third man, the only option would be Paquetá since he took like 5 midfielders and Little Fábio is Casemiro lite
in two clicks btw
>>155015979will the saars do the needfuls or can san marino come out on top of the mountain
outside of being racist using the word nigga looks so much fun, cant believe muricans got cucked out of it
>>155016216yeah, I've been using the word nigga every day in my daily life for years now and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon.
>>155016216We have been cucked into using their word
>>155016311Shut up nigga.
holy kino
>>155013720and Cimo. RIP my nigga Cimo, he will be missed.
>>155016216yes, i say nigga amd nigger all the time not because i'm racist, but because it's funnyit's simply one of these words that are funny to say, write, hear and read
>>155016384Why does it have a penis in the middle?
>>155016429you tell me
yeah but a white adidas camperinhasee how long it lasts
>>155015154>commiethis is the type of ideas that zionists push on your people. do not let them win
The boyz
Have been drinking a white monster every single day for the last 6 years. How fucked am I in the long run?
>>155016566two gallegos walk into a bar
>>155016585>white pleb
In brazil a "monster blacki" is a euphemism for a black penis of considerable girth.
James the monster
>>155016600Please, enlighten me, anon. What's the superior Monster?
>>155016624James rodriguez
>>155016639Fumble of the century. What a retard.
>>155016621>>155016639>>155016701What happened?
>>155016701>James hates women>Luid diaz hates the PortugueseWhat do the other Colombian players hate?
>>155016751He didnt salute the daughter of the president. Now the united support for the nt is gone with right wingers and left wingers very angry at each otherOne guy was painting leftist icons on the nt kit at a public square
>>155016782divide and conquer, they know what theyre doing, yeims has been compromised
>>155016624you must be fucking kidding me
>>155016793just unleash the ultra beast, nigga
>>155016701let me guess, people thinking their political opinioin matters
>>155016816hope you get ultracancer
Would you side with Laurão Bolsonaro over fucking Nerman? Then why are congolombians siding with a cara de dedo horrorosa over Hamez, their Lord and Savior
>>155016856this post will be highlighted when they recap your life at the Heaven Council, all your relatives who died of Cancer will read this
>>155016856Why are right wingers always so rude?
>cant enjoy little games anymore
>>155016946enjoy big games
>>155016919They are easy to replace since big clubs only pay big money for left footed left wingers.
Many people talk about ideal selecinha but what is the ideal line up for other countries? Do they just with whatever El Maestro picks? I guess we're too neurotic
>>155017008kek
If my transition goes well, I'll let all my /colapib/ bros smash to celebrate.
>>155017017Your footballing generation is also very neurotic and not of the highest quality.
>>155017023if you aren't keeping the dick i have no interest
>>155017044Are you the same German anon I reply to in broken German in other threads?
>>155017050wtf saudi arabia is soul?
>>155017081It is a country with no river
don't go to the /mu/ thread about el indio's death.
>>155017100Why? What are they saying?
>>155017023yes please
>>155017063No, I am purely a WC tourist.
>>155017194ah, I see. Well, I hope you enjoy your stay, then.
>>155017100I just wanted to say that Mr. Bielsa is my nigga.I am rooting for you. I hope your team shows the world some real Bielsa ball.
>>155017216I personally can't stand Bielsa. But I appreciate your support, anon. Thanks.
>>155015979Bangladesh won
San Marino's golden generation lost against Bangladesh's platinum generation
>>155017261yes saar, Barman scored twice
>>155017236>I personally can't stand BielsaHow come?
>>155017303He strikes me as a really unlikable person, who's always in a bad mood and likes to berate others. And as a coach he hasn't done much to convince me he's worth what he's being paid.
fuck a.nal
>>155014930Why no Paqueta?
>>155016584this igor thiago dude looks fucking weird
Prediction wanderers 1x2 danubio
>>155017330Poquenotá
>>155017319He is an autist m8. That's just how autists are. But he is also some unusual kind of Genius.
>>155017350>But he is also some unusual kind of Genius.Let's hope you're right.
>>155015154this was typed by a moroccan.
>>155017341Almada, James, Danilo Santos or Salazar who will perform the best?
>>155016782Maybe he is afraid of women.
>>155017340I'm going to la cancha, I hope it's not a 0-0
>>155017403Canchaposting confirmed? Are you the same anon who was sick yesterday?
>>155017403I hope there's riots.
>>155017408not me, I don't post much, I might upload a cancha photo after the game, internet sucks at canchas
>>155017432all the riot wanderers can make is an old man shouting and shitting his diaper
>>155017408No that's me. I'm from the countryside so I very rarely go to the stadiumWent to 3 games in el centenarian: 0-4 vs Brazil in the 2010 wc qualifiers0-1 against Boca in the 2012? Or 2014 libertadores. Riquelme scored a penaltyBadborn 2-1 Penadoy, the one that badborn made the comeback with two goals in the last 2 minutes
>>155017403Which one do you want to send to la B?For me it's Güanders.
>>155017461How are you doing today?
>>155017467Woke up with fever 39.5°C but I took some showers, had like 4 Perifar Grip (not at once) and ate a bit, now it's at 38°C. I feel better, tomorrow I'll be through
>>155017463I'm not a wanderers customer, a friend is a socio and invited me because he gets two free tickets per local dino ligue, I like that is the only team with no negraje that I know of, it's just working class families there
>>155017484I'm glad to hear that. I for my part have a splitting headache, but I'm used to those. It will probably be gone by tomorrow as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8aSKhHCl2oPalmeiras is a real /copalib/ team.
>>155017527Drink warter sir
>>155014930why is ancelotti so resistant to the idea of 4-3-3it has been proven several times this year to be a better tactic for brazil
drank too much wine
>>155017690Will do, sir
>>155017782i kinda agree but when was it proven? friendlies não conta
I am listening to the ace combat 2 OST again
This was the moment for Ganso, the elegant maestro pulling the strings from midfield but brazilians are well known for their ageism
>nationally beloved drug addict dies>win wcits happening again bros
>calls you bldo de mierda
>>155017966apparently that formation was cap. ge said it will be this>Alisson, Wesley, Marquinhos, Léo Pereira e Douglas Santos; Casemiro, Bruno Guimarães, Lucas Paquetá e Raphinha; Igor Thiago e Vini Júnior.much better imoi would prefer rayan instead of raphinha tho
Seleção brasileira se o critério fosse QUALIDADE TÉCNICA em vez de PAPAGAIADA MIDIÁTICA fomentada por EMPRESÁRIOS CANALHASALISSONJUNINHO CAPIXABAGABRIEL MAGALHÃES THIAGO SILVAMATHEUZINHODANILO OLIVEIRAANDREAS PEREIRAGANSO BRENO LOPES PEDRO ESTEVÃO
>>155018105where is Arrascaeta? is he uruguayan?
>>155018070Realistically she'd call you a mono.
>>155018116NO, BUT HE'S A VENDE HUMO FANTASMA
>>155018126truth but she would be looking at me like this instead
>>155018105>Estevao went to his shjrt to bullshit thst he has no injury>fellas buy his story and statt saying not taking him was a mistake
>>155018170*went to his church
>>155018170>evangelicals think it's normal to go to a 'chuch' where football players give speech
i got out of microcentro just in timethere's already apes destroying everything
Ancelotti denied us of World Cup TROPA DO URSOI can't forgive him
>>155018246>still has fatty face>lost the peak bodywhat a waste
>>155018246She went from a 9/10 to a 4/10.
>>155018347Stop lying to us and to yourself.
>>155018462I'm not your dad.
How hyped are we for Paraguay - Nicaragua out of 10?
>>155018462I'm your dad.
>>155018858no
>>155018858I think I'll stick to gooning to black women
>>155018858These countries are called "water"
>a journalist asked scaloni about the indian solarihahahahha wtf
>>155018858A friend told me Nicaragua translates as Niggerwater, is it true?
kino
>>155019067No that would be monoagua.
>>155015750There's still time to call Marlon Freitas
We play today
El Asombroso /copalib/ Digital
>shitty political threadBrazilians really can't help themselves.
We've got a /colapib/ correspondent at the Wanderers - Danubio game who promised to deliver exclusive footage from the stands.
PERRO ALERT>PERRO ALERTPERRO ALERT>PERRO ALERTPERRO ALERT>PERRO ALERT
Based Paraguayan Perro keeping the tradition alive.
Empatadoguay
>>155019338Go to the catalog, there should be 10 threads made by a attention whore monkey
We needed to robate Nicaragua, ok?
>>155019398Pics?
Não gosto de japonês
>boca won't lend la bombanegra to el indio Andate roman.
>>155019447Argentinians desperatedly seek the validation of this brazilianLmao
Wanderers bros...is this really going to end in a 0-0?
>>155019414>>155019462
>>155017393Man James fucked Kendra Lust raw so good she had to thank him publicly on Twitter he ain't afraid of no women
>>155019867Soulful
>>155019867A bit rough on the grip. I'd be wary of that if I was your team
>>155017050Who's the argie mercenary?
>>155020252nico paz and simeone weren't born in argentina
>>155018246who's that slag?
>>155020351Was going to say Garnacho as well, before I remembered he wasn't called up. I say they should've let my nigga play.
>>155020390he genuinely needs to be humbled so he can hopefully stop being a retard, maybe some humiliation ritual transfer into eredivisie, a mid-table liga 1 team or something like that
2026 is the alfaro masterclass year
>>155020447You might be right, but I'll still miss seeing that retard play.
>scandal between James and columbian president's daughter >It's the ugly oneWell, this was underwhelming
cierto
>Enciso got injuredParaguayan bros...how could you let this happen?
>>155020611Oh nonono Nanda pio rakore brosSeriously this is as bad as Cabanhas heading that silver tiny ball in 2010
>>155020577sleeping is for losers
>>155020577Funny but bs. latam has great game schedules because they share gringordos time zonesNow, if we wanna talk about cursed timezones...
>>155020611Alfaro la pifió, pero ultimamente no somos los unicos con bajashttps://www.vssports.com.py/versus/2026/06/05/preocupacion-en-alemania-por-la-lesion-de-su-joyahttps://www.vssports.com.py/versus/2026/06/05/lesion-de-de-arrascaeta-fue-un-golpe-duro-para-uruguay-dice-bentancur
>haiti is beating peru
>>155020800>Child eaters beat child diddlers
Phaseolus vulgaris
Did you guys know the youngest pregnancy ever was that of a 5 year old Peruvian girl? Crazy how that just happens.
Ojo con Aytí
NOW IF I FUCK THIS MO DELAND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASS HOLE
AND I GOT BLEACH ON MY T-SHIRT
Stop haitingStart comiserating
>>155019361sorry I'm late, went for a beer and a milanesa after the match
>>155020988Thanks, anon. I knew you would come through. Canchaposting, regardless of how late it's delivered, fills my heart with joy.
>>155020988sadly no goals to be found
>>155021015another one from the entrada, I posted everything backwards
I hate females
>>155021171just say "I'm gay", it's shorter
>>155021069That's a beautiful shot.
We wonned today
>>155021212Respecting females is gay. Worthless subhumans
It's cold today
For me, it's the specific goal horns for some teams in 1990 WC (Globo) broadcastshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAEEgtr6Oto
"Tomou uma cabeta" used to mean to be dribbled with the tunnelNow it means to use mounjaro
>>155021730Caneta
>>155013684good fuck that puta
>>155021771anon...she's just a child
>>155021728this is so fucking soul
is colombia really divided because a pampered princess didn't get pampered?
Jogadinha do Paqueta
>>155021827Well, Colombia is a matriarchy after all, with Shakira as their queen.
>>155021857One day we brazilians will look back at this with fondness and nostalgia
>>155021923For me it's the "Favelados?"https://youtu.be/f4vGaWFLS7E
>>155021981This will be the wholy country on 19/07/2026 at approximately 18:00 utc-3
AMIGOS...
>>155021981what the fuck is this shit
>>155021867I have a zoomer coworker who's second name is Shakira
>>155022410keekekekek
>>155022410Apparently, there was a uptick in newborn girls named Shakira after she had her concert here last year.
you now remember, el contrato del bigote lopez para ir a ver a los redondos
>>155022612Based bigote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=181tEsLL954&list=RD181tEsLL954&start_radio=1
unc, it's time to go to sleep and stop posting cumbianchas
I think I'm gonna visit Ushuaia
Real uncs are up listening to black metal tho, which is just as bad
>tie a shitty match>celebrate with milanesa and beerSuch is life in the paleolithic.
>>155023041salú
>Eating anything other than donkey dick and cardboard milanesa is reserved for celebrations in argentina
>last time you visited a prostitutes hotelFor me was in 2022 and thinking of going back again not sure how much it has changedKeep it sports related
for me its migu do hexa
>>155023121>eating heart and drinking beer while i post cumbianchasfag
bro is fuming
>>155023333that too, nice quads faggot
this is now a peruvian prostitution datamining thread
argies got no chill baka
I've never been to a whorehouse. do I have to pay more for a well endowed prostitute, like do they charge per cm?
>>155023475>do they charge per cm?for you it's free manicero lmao
>bro has the reading comprehension of a toddler
>>155023802>he looks for a big dick because he has a microdickthe manicero is seething lmao
>bro doubles downain't no way cuh
MEUS KNICKS VÃO GANHAR A PORRA TODAWEMBY É FRAUDE
uruguayans call milanesas milanesas? i thought they would call them something funny like longmeat or something
>>155023979urugayians call milanesas dick because they love eating it lmao
The ricoteros are having a melty
>>155023752bodied that freak
>>155021827Yes remove the browns from your country or you will become the same thing. All your browns will sooner or later cote in commies for the gibs.
>Grow up with everyone telling me Argentines are our brothers and greatest allies.>Everyone I know tells me about how much they love Argentines and calls them their brothers.>People here wave both flags wide pride, celebrating our brotherhood.>Come to /colapib/ expecting to feel the warm, welcoming embrace of our brothers>Turns out they are running a smear campaign against us and badmouth us every chance they getI really don't know how to process this.
>>155024444/copalib/ is a cesspool, what kind of shartgie do you expect to find? the worst of the worst
>>155024444there is one retarded dino ruining dinos for everyone else, kill him
>>155024444>>155024508
>>155024508I know I should've expected that to be the case, but it still hurts.
>he goes crying to momlmao chill fag, it's not that serious
>No greenflags>thread quality skyrockets
hi
>>155024662oh, hi anon. how are you doing today?
>>155024662BYE
>Huguito Flores: No Fear
Maybe it's the economic situation in Argentina that prompts young men to make their way to these threads to voice their frustration in the form of vitriolic posts directed at other anons. Whatever the case, I'll be praying and hoping that these people will eventually find inner peace.
>>155024776Sorry nigga but milei is a geniusOnly peronbabuinos are having a bad time
>>155024676happy that i have two weeks of vacation from work ahead of me and unhappy that's it's too cold (17 celcius)
>>155024444>Filtered by friendly bantzWasted digits
>>155024855>17 celciusyou might as well be living Norway
>>155024881Both me btw>>155023333>>155024444
>>155016751Jamas acting like a diva.fuck that pechofrio.
why are there never based colombians hereit's always guerrilleros
says the kukardo
images you can hear
>>155025143
>mommy mommy they are mean to me in the webz :(>nevermind the fact I'm an insufferable off-topic spammer and acting like a faggot at every chance I getWhat prompts someone to be so gay they even act like women online?
Hey guys, couldn't post all day. What'd I miss? Did you discuss the friendlies?
>>155025050>hamez is a insufferable faggot that has been in like 30 teams in the last 10 years, and have never win anything with la seleccion. And now acts like a neurotic bitch with a 17yo girl.Somehow that fact determines my political views.
>>155025219Of course, we had to find out how they play
>>155016792rather, it seems that the rightles are messing things up again before the elections by reviving popular hatred, and of course hamez is involved, since his lawyer is a presidential candidate.
>>155025263that bitch would laugh and feel joy if half your country was genocided
>>155025277thought so. I'm looking forward to Brazil-Egypt tomorrow
>>155025291heeheh
>>155025287what bitch? hamez?
>>155025343no..your mom lmao
>>155025219i only watched san marino vs bangladeshcool match
>>155025278> his lawyer is a presidential candidate.oh I didn't know that. The one that said he used to attach voladores to cats? Dios los hace ellos se juntan.
It's encisover for paraguay
>Colombia's next president a far right Bukele freakish clone who attaches rockets to cats for funAnd I thought nothing could be worse than Milei aka dog psychic
>>155025400Why are we still pretending jailing criminals is le bad in 2026?You know, just because you were born in south america doesn’t mesn you HAVE to think browncoded
>>155025392Or that nigga plays with one leg on the verge of imploding and makes it to the final, where he scores the last penalty that gives Paraguay the world cup but his leg shatters in a billion fragments and is never able to play again.
>>155024377England has been a simp country since before I was bornnigga
>>155025413>jailing criminalsbut that dude has never been in prison, what are you talking about?
don't have a cow, man
>the retard keeps getting quads
All me btw>>155023333>>155024444>>155025555
dino is having a good time, don't be jelly
posting on /colapib/ is the highlight of my day
>he keeps getting
>666
I enjoyed the time we spent together, anon. But I gotta go to bed. See you tomorrow.
check em
fuck this shit
i'll keep going
fuck this slow board
>>155023333>>155024444>>155025555
AAAAA
>>155025667
>>155025677watch and learn, nigga
>>155025682you a shit
>thread so shit it turns into /tv/ tier number faggotry
>>155025711i will never be uruguacho
>>155025715>thread so shit
If the Olympics have sex villages does the wc have banheirao?
>>155024444>grow up hearing how the whole world loves brazil because of hapiness, samba and football>grow up and find out half the people hate brazil and the other half is indifferent>actually met a korean old lady who didnt know brazil existedWhy did they lie to me?
O peru de mano menezes tirou a confiança do haiti
Prediction Nacional 0x2 juventud
>>155028474O Peru cresceu muito nesses últimos dias
