First for Katie Price
kikethje
gaethje's a pussy if he doesn't move up to middleweight and fight sean strickland
how do you explain this?
>those who bless israel will be blessedsoon
Common Usdaddy trvke
Justing Aethje
Just-Inga Ethje
Jus Tingae Thje
how did Khabib trick an entire generation that the name Nurmagomedov is essentially on par with Gracie? Can Dana just stop handing these homos contracts?
Who gives a fuck about the goatse name this isn’t 2004
>>155013866>nobody seems to careeveryone is seething about it, unironically
Justi Ngaet Hje
Sean Strickland made UFC Freedom 250, the biggest Celebration in American History, all about himself. Trump and Dana need to sort this guy out.
imagine what diego lopes would have done to habibi. islam is ducking the best offensive jiu jitsu in teh game..
Happy firday!! We made it y"all!
>>155013945baby we done it
>>155013945
Justin Gaethje, The Champion of The IsraelitesThe Shabbos Goy Champion.The jews can't have a champion themselves so they employ a goy to be their champion for them.
Oh Justin Goythje. You are a champion for Israel.
>>155013951his shoulders are so big and strong that when he shrugs the gravitational force pulls his eyelids down absolutely awe inspiring
who remembers only a year ago when sean strickland was defending israel and natan levy? kek. this guy is such a grifting facebook boomer
Goytin Goythje yoy goy goy
>>155013975Sean Strickland vs Justin Gaethje
Sean Strickland: ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL (((ISRAEL))) ISRAEL "ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL" ISRAEL AIPAC ISRAEL Justin Gaethje: I don't care about Israel I'm gonna heem IliaSean Strickland: GOY GOY GOY GOY GOY GOY GOY "GOY GOY GOY" GOY GOY GOY GOY
No but really, can Gaethje actually win against Topuria? I like to believe that he can. I mean one of these days Topuria is gonna lose why not now when people least expect it.
>>155014018Jdaddies got strickgaped squirting sadly
Justin Israel
>>155014024Justin will win.
>>155014024anything can happen in mma but ilia knocked out people with granite chins. gaethje is very hittable and gets wobbled every fight. he's 99% liekly going to sleep bad.
What if Justin Gaethje called himself the Champion of Israel? Wouldn't that be awesome? Holy fuck!
>>155013924It's made nowhere near the cultural impact that the main event of this card should.Every nitwit and bellend was talking about McGregor vs Nurmagomedov. Couldn't walk down a street without hearing someone who doesn't know shit babble on. /sp/ was completely unusable the month before and after the fight. With this card, nobody really seems to care about the fights that are on it. And when I say nobody, I don't mean hard-core MMA fans who watch every numbered card, I mean actual people, the casual fan base who only watch Canelo and only watch Jon Jones because those are the guys they heard about. The story of this card is that it's at the white house, not that Ilia is fighting or that Pereira has a chance of being a 3x champ. It's about the political theater, not the sport. And there's just much more interesting things going on in politics right now. This is all reflected by this board. These threads are about as active as they've always been. No influx of new posters, no dumbass casuals asking dumbass questions. Just the same shit as always. Barely any posting about outside of these threads too, /sp/ is just world cup posts. We're a week away from what's supposed to be this big spectacle card and it still doesn't really feel like anything is happening. This honestly feels like it has less buzz than the sphere card.
>>155014018That's not what Gaethje said
What if the Israelites had a champion
>>155014052>Every [muslim] was talking about McGregor vs Nurmagomedov
material girl
>>155014064It is what Sean said, though.
mcgregor would be 50-0 if he would have walked out to a real irishwoman like Enya instead of that degenerate traitor SineadEithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin vsSinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connorwhich sounds more irish?
>>155014068You’re retarded. Conor was still a massive star in 2018, lots of people only just found out who Khabib was
>>155014102What if he walked out to U2?
What if Conor McGregor walked out with the IRA?
Lucas Tracy thinks Mike Malott is like a young Darren Till. Is he retarded? Malott is a grappler and Darren Till fucking sucks at grappling.
>>155014148Khabib would one up him by walking out with Isis
>>155014158Who is Lucas Tracy?
sacre bleu!
>>155013951Classic dopamine brain zaps. They honestly feel fucking horrible, can't believe this lunatic would do an interview in that state
>>155014165a Swedish American
what if conor walked out with a pot of gold?
>>155014018Normies discovered the word "goy" a few weeks ago and it makes them slap their bellies while laughing every time someone says it
>>155014163Oh Isis?Oasis?That's bad
A table made of wood!
>>155014178Lukas Tråkmånsson
>>155014167This was prime tuivasa. Before Gane gave him irreparable brain damage. He was never the same after Gane It's true.
dee don't come in ye?
>wasting these decent fights on Apex slop
>>155014195Ah monsieur presidente what an onour to meet you niggeur
>>155013866no one knows who the fuck usman is though and no amount of shilling is going to convince the cazzies that a pfl guy can hang in the ufc
>>155014106bappa you need to take a break you're trying too hard to argue
Looking back Obama was retarded and overrated. Big Dick Mitt was far more respectable. He called out Russia when 'bongo laughed at him for it.
>>155014183some doo said something about antisemitism being an elite club that loses it's luster when held by the calloused hands of the masses french doo prolly gane
anyone got the video of the guy shadowboxing ilia and getting fucked up lol
you think conor ever stuck things up his butt?
>>155014266I know he has
>>155014266That question gave me a headache.
>>155014266
>>155014266he hung out with drake of course he did. they were probably bricked up on a yacht sharing a double ender.
>>155014323Ok and how do you know this?
why is dillon denis posting AI porn of islam
>>155014377Well....
>>155014377ahaha
>>155014377He craves the attention
>>155014377why is water wet nigga its just what it does
>>155014409Is water wet though? Can you become something you already are? If Dilon Danis does do things because it is in his nature to do those things then is he really the thing? Or is it ridiculous to seperate something that is so inherent from something that without it; it stops being itself?
>>155014477
>>155014500Dont post jiri
middleweight title let's go for that
Imagine an world where people read about Dilon fuken Dannis when yuo can read about Ray Borg
>>155014477yes water is wet that's why this hot coffee is splashing in your face*tosses macchiatto at you*
>>155014563You are mad
>>155014569it's a mad mad mad mad world bappa
>>155014585Tru dat
Bogged aoife let's go for that
Katrina race war let's go for that
>>155014597>Colby Covington: Is this a real belt, Caesar?>Donald Trump: It is a belt that I gave you. It is the only belt of consequence as it is the only one granted by my hand. My MAGA champion, my prince of Chud.
People forget that Colby was promised Tiffany's hand in marriage if he beat Usman.
The sexual tension on this ep was fucking nuts
>>155014639It's not a real episode. Though I wish it was since he seems like a cool dude.
>>155014616More like a mauling of the untrained, overly confident blacks. You want deep wudders b Ill take you there when the levee breaks
>>155014639
Trump probably doesn't even remember who Colby is. Probably thinks he's fighting Kyle Daukaus at the white house.
post yfw gaethje backflips off the cage as ilia struggles to stand back up
UFC 250 has a good card:>Ruffy is fighting (IMO best current lightweight)>two heavyweight fights plus a middleweight fight
outdoor cooling solutions
Derek Lewis heemed Colby
>>155014732mfw
>>155014732>I told you guys, ilia is an imposter
>>155014732
Ginger incel might troon out after the humiliation xhe will receive next week
united states of retards
>>155014860or for short, spain.
>>155014860hell yeah brother
We run shit here, watch your step kid
>>155014770Lul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As2aosofjkgIT'S UP!
>>155014732>mfw Ilia doesn’t fight for 2 years after Garth turned his legs into mush with legkicks.
Haven't been here much over the few months. Is /heem/ still held hostage by a handful of schizos and losers bent on turning it into the worst shithole possible? Hopefully the neet bong, the "fin," and the other faggots lose internet posting privileges soon as Europe continues to turn into Big Brother
u think ilia fights again after a crushing loss to justin? think again.
Talmbout da juice, b? Dicey dicey!
>>155014719Dementia diaper Donald doesn’t remember much these days I fear
So the last guy who died was Stephan Boner and nobody else after that? Sad
>>155014979>turning it into the worst shithole possible?>turning
>>155015044everyone is ducking him
too bad england doesnt have a white house and ballroom to host events. must suck not being a ranked nation. 250 years straight #1 P4P and not slowing down, feels good to be American.
there is something to be said about the white house doing a mma fight and not boxing as per tradition
>>155015044How yuo doing b
Haven't been here much over the few months so i came here to complain
>>155015090and spike tv made it all happen
we cannot follow them
fruity ahh nigga
>you will follow
>>155015044Isn't Phil baroni dead?
>>155015044Rumble Johnson?
>>155015118literally could not find a picture where his pupils aren't dilated
>>155015118i met bonnar, his skin was like leather and he was shorter than i expected
>>155015160Rumble is with all of us
Ohhhhh!!!
>>155015218Is that Mrs. Strickland?
>>155015182Where did you meet him b
>>155015251tfw no cte hag gf
>>155015326yet. find a woman and beat the cte into her, some might call you a hero.
>>155015251GOD DAMN, somebody get this bitch a bottle of eye drops and a diet coke ASAP!
With a little bit of effort, and some luck you too could end up like me.
Face Tat Tom facing Flat Face Rosas
what with Joshua Hokit came out with a new gimmick but this time he’s a black Israelite, Joshua Hotep
>what withTry again dickweed lol
>>155015441This n'wah
>>155015251How come ronda didn't campaign to fight her, she is the one who kicked her ass the first time
>>155015477Iced that illiterate
Community colleges around the US are lucky to have some of you. Florida Tech CC has a pretty good mma program
>>155015218>Strickland using his right hand and a round kickCompletely unbelievable. Gen it again.
https://youtu.be/tSr24U37qyc?si=qmnqV6LGyN4W5MAlGaethje legit getting bodied in the comments lmao
I went to Everett Community Colledge
sex with womennon negotiable
>>155015536>all replies within minutes of uploadterminally online losers (like me!)
>>155015556More likely to be bots
>>155015575
>>155015575I doubt it. I would have been doing it ten years ago. Now I'm in my grilling phase.
>>155015575I think you'd be surprised
>>155015583What kind of meats are you grilling?
>>155015310some ufc expo
>>155015589I grill the big fuckers, y'know?
it's tropical here i'm dying
70f for my american heemsters
>>155015613Bruh
>>155015594For sure b
It's heem or be heemed. Stricksissies can keep their pitter patter faggotry and go jerk off on twitter about jews and trannies. The real ones are with Garth ride or die.
>>155015616if you enjoy 1 celsius more than 20 then there is djembe in your bloodline
>>155015636Strickland has a more recent knockout win than Gaethje
>>155015605>>155015613>>155015640here in America we have indoor air conditioning. perhaps you have heard about it?
>>15501564070f/20c is a nice day for catch where I'm from. That's positively pleasant weather
shit got banned from a house party tmr. bunch of fake ones attending anyway
45-50f is ideal for working out/manual labor. I could build Rome in 48f.
>>155015642Stricksissy has zero knockouts in his career
>>15501565220 is 68 and i agree it is the upper limitbeit>>155015649you let the helwanis make you weak and slovenly living in habitats that we are not made for
>>155015660Why are you banned b
>>155015536
>>155015738he tried to change the music to some sonata arctica
>>155015738was just making an analogy to the sean strickland situation doo. theres no house party
>>155015748excellent posts>>155015749excellent reason
>>155015712i have my temperature set at a nice 73 degrees fahrenheit. it's blowing crisp, cold air directly into my room. i will now go lower the temperature even more, after my hot shower here in America.
also we are currently experiencing a solar maximum. the temperature itself isnt too hot but the Sun's light is extra strong this year.
>>155015575dong forget india
youre about to experience these nuts maximum you fucking nerd
>>155014018>C-can we go t-to WH event pls?>This a closed event, guys. Even trump's personal guests have to literally pay 1 million+ dollars for good seats https://www.aol.com/articles/why-tickets-could-cost-1-125325000.html and the rest of the tickets are INVITE ONLY https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/white-house-hosts-ufc-bash-200119454.html>S-SO... so y-you're sayin I'm BANNED for MUH BUHLEEFS?!?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMURRICA! WHY MY BEIN PERSECUTED?!?!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS LITERALLY 1984!
>>155015791thug nasty a real oneall the jews are coming out to smear a good man
>>155015766there is no way you think your ass water is better than ours (pure finland lake water btw)
Bryce Michelle Shawna Strickland
when will you forgive us bruders so we can join forces and invade sweden
Hokit will save 205 once he grabs heavyweight gold
>>155015790i am middleweight (183 lbs) and bench pressed 275lbs for one partial rep (after i did 225x8, 245x4, 255x3 and 265x1.5),i am a nerd yes
doo never heard of a water filter
>>155015826lifting nerd. I am atomweight (103lbs) and do body workouts
Once I used a water filter, I stopped seeing all of the online hate. Now I welcome the bullying.
>has to filter his wateraspinall tier disgrace i can drink in the shower as i piss at whatever degree frankenstein or censius i want whenever i want
>>155015906EU mandated 3 minute limit for hot showers!
they linked lol
>>155015759
>>155015930bbuhBarely know the guy on the right let alone vanilla Joe Frazier b
>>155015930tom looks dreadful
>>155016027He is brave.
>>155016034Be honest what would you do if Tom was standing in front of you? Shit your pants or ask for an autograph?
>>155015930What does this expression convey
>>155016052it's fucking impossible for a brit to look tough. they just lack something.
>>155015635why would I lie? met canderlei silva too
wandy would beat the shit out of you drinko mcbuckfast
>>155014246>Looking back Obama was retarded and overrated. Big Dick Mitt was far more respectable. He called out Russia when 'bongo laughed at him for it.
>>155016115i prefer penderyn
told you guys but whatever
Rigbying my nowak rn lads
>>155016154accept my humblest of apologies
>My orbussy has prolapsed! >Don’t think it has mate
>>155016051id tune his ass up with a right hand for breathing my air
i will never forget the day i sniffed your crotch
Tom’s taking food off my family’s table
>>155016242blessed b
aimengs actually gonna win this shit
Can't be done.
how many days until that midget loses on the lawn?
>>155016357come on b, chandler isn't that short
getting ready for the world cup
>>155016309>Mr. Emanuel, Madame K-1s AGP Thai boy bussy obsession is flaring up again>>yes all according to plan. Xhe is one of our greatest followers
>>155016380china qualified?
>>155016395india*
>>155016370Chandler is 6’3”. This little flower guy is 5’6” at best
India Topuria
Friendly reminder that racism is not aloud and not cool. Thanks y"all!
>>155016428>tf>tpnot on my watch monkey boy
One third of a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
does anyone want to discuss the fights at all? pretty good card this weekend. prelims are decent too.
Will Gaethje use this technique against Ilia?
>>155016508Yeah who ya got? Belal or Bonfim?
>>155016508I'm excited to see Allen v Shahbazyan. one of them will fumble the victory pretty hard
Fuck ilia man fuck himGaethje for the win
Allen heems chubbaz and front runs the title shot
It hasn't even been a year since Sean Strickland rushed the cage and assaulted a fighter for giving him the middle finger and he thinks he's blocked from the White House for his opinions.
"Fuck Ilia man fuck him good" - Ilias wife Justin Gaythje.
>>155016567Ilia has been divorce heemed by two wives already. This does NOT bode well, Iliastans.
PRIDE BUSHIDO was better than anything goyFight (ufc) has ever put on.
>>155016575certified unc slopshouldn't u be rioting for henry nowak
>>155016515on paper belal would win but this is the classic up n comer vs rising prospect matchup. bonfim has only been getting better and belal has only been declining. >>155016519edmen's my boy but allen is gonna squash him. even if they strike edmen will be too shook bu the takedown threat to let his hands go.
>>155016575Pride was so rigged, their fights were so fixed that even Bas Ruten (a dutch man) felt enough shame to expose it
"Yeah Id fart his cum out too if I were his mistres"- Justin Gathej
>>155016635I feel repulsion every time my wife farts.I hate it.
oh shit it's up!!https://youtu.be/9gTM7y8PNuk?si=pPjn4vJyJP3xoGRH
>>155016618they've already stripped and cut him, they're just waiting to announce during this weeks card
>>155016608fight fixing is based
>>155016651
>Muslims are so eternally bootyblasted by the ratyap loss they stopped spamming ufc streaming chats with Allah snakbar Lmao
How long until goobs pulls out?
>>155016618well well welly well well
bunned lemon all day napped twice and now the zoots say nothing
>le dood weed dxYou’re 40
the willie nelson of heemmeanwhile you are a wonk
>You’re 40
>>155016993>>155016958OOOOOOH THEY'RE FOLLOWED
did we get the get? it seems to have happened while i was away
is ufc freedom even real bros? will it even happen? i'm scared. i'm not convinced. it's too good to be true.
>>155017034>never seen so manythis doo watches israeli flights so often they know their patterns
Luke Thomas is now a Sean strickland fan boy and thats all you need to know.
>erm akshually, he wasnt banned, he wasnt invited.holy shit kys
>>155016958Considering Clozapig’s entire family is dead and the life expectancy in Finland is 82 he’s likely significantly older. At least 54 by my calculations
Luke thomas is just an ironiy poisoned meme unlike Schaub who has a dedicated following of loyal fans since he heemed cro cop
i actually like luke when he's talking mma
I've never liked Luke Thomas.
Luke thomas should come clean to his fans and start jumping on it crazy live on camera
>>155017104You have to admit that its gay though.
Natan Levy and Yanal Ashmoz were BANNED from the White House card. I can't believe the organization would support antisemitic rhetoric like this. So much for "freedom".
>>155016774Well he is the GOAT. Best HW ever and best LHW ever. He was a cheater and popped for roids, but that's besides the matter.
Talking about mma In the manner luke Thomas talks about mma, all serious and analytical and shit, is the gayest thing you can do if you're an mma fan. Thats not what mma is about.
>>155017064If there's limited seats for an event at the White House, you're not going to invite anyone known for brawling in the crowd (muslims, mike perry, etc.)
>>155017171Fax
>>155017064Hes just lame. You wouldnt invite some lame faggot to your house party. This is the same thing.
/heem/ sucks
giving belal a main event on some filler card right before the biggest card in mma history is fucking hilarious. guaranteed memoryhole.
>>155017171it's akin to linking the previous the core of this is cte and irreverence
>>155017171Sorry you’re so stupid
Jiryl Proganezka
>>155017231>biggest card in mma historyMVP MMA 1 already happened
Is the Schmo invited to the WH event?
>>155017333I think he asked a stupid question once at a UFC Presser and Dana has hated him ever since lmao.
>>155017252If you actually find that interesting then you are the stupid one. Youre goyim
>>155017354Helen Yee is but that was at Trump's request.
Nigga
I hate when you come around
>>155017252No, child, you are.
>>155017444fish headed side piece WITH cannons
>>155017231This doo is so obsessed with Belal he saved a hate images and decided to take time out of his life to post about Belal Muhammad to remind everyone how unimportant he is and how little he cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2b8Tdp8Q0MIt's motherfucking UP!
>Eddie Is gonna get Tom stripped and kicked out, all in an attempt to get a dig at Dana who's gonna ignore him like usualKinda getting sad at this point, I wonder if Tom regrets signing with him
try swing on me
>>155017544This was decided when Dana signed Benn with Zuffa. This is what a real backroom deal looks like. Benn and Tom both think they're in control of their destiny while Dana and Eddie pull the strings. It looks good to publicly quarrel while privately profiting
>>155017544>>155017563tom is going to get a payday and i wish him the best
>>155017544Its all a work
its all a wonk
For me it's Dana talking about him and Eddie Hearn boxing and then acting like he never said that a week later
Wonked myself into a shoot
Worked myself into spiritual enlightenment
>>155017483Sup Pat
Wonked myself into a nut
>>155017659tfw had sex with a chick after a looooong dryspell and I pulled out and it shot all the way to her face.granted, she was 5' but STILL
>>155017672What's her name
We got all the losers here kekJust came by to spit on you fucks.
>>155017714
mfw when I win the white house million
>>155016161Sorry chang but you’re not Japanese lmao. You will never be Japanese. You will never be Taiwanese because it does not exist… you are literally Chinese, a people with no real fighters and no effective martial art of their own, only glorified ballet dancing with slaps. The closest thing you have to a fighter is a wmma, who got her face ridden and squirted on by her WHITE mommychenko’s stinky pink cheese factory… poor little pingpong…
Gane possibly heemed tom's spirit
Tito Ortiz except he only becomes comprehensible when talking about the UFC light heavyweight division
>>155016395>>155016428canada, india, and china has a better chance of winning than u 2
3 times a day, i train 4 times a week, that's 6 day a year over a 4 day period
>>155017854
Ultimate Goy ChampionshipJustin GaethjeIan Machado GarryJean SilvaJoe Pyfer
Joe Pyfer went to Turkey and shaved it all anyway. He said it's better to have it and not need it.
Joe Pyfer has suck my cock, weird little freak.
Can, I meant can! Fuck sake
>Joe Pyfer has suck my cock, weird little freak.ESL moment much? Lmoa. Jason Lmoa.
>>155017544>eddie is going to get tom a deal with netflix to fight ngannou to make double what he has made in his ufc career from one fightthere, I fixed it for you
Tom said he's moving to Finland.
Joe pyfer has partook in a long and arduous activity of fellatio with a Welsh gentleman
>>155014052Doesn't help that the sport in general is in a death spiral.Conor being wheeled out is gonna give them a bump but honestly it's more out of morbid curiosity at this stage.No one thinks of MMA as a legitimate sport anymore.
Belal might actually win this one
>>155018074Youre an fool if you think Jones will ever let Thommy boi fight Ngannu. Lol. Thommy has no agency in his loife.
>>155018115Maybe but I think he gets pieced up
The UFC is dying:GSP's knees are gone and he's retired.Anderson may not return, he's like 40 and he probably will be asked to never kick again with that leg.Aldo was never a big draw, and now he has a cervical spine injury.Pettis has injury problems.Hendricks doesn't seem to be a big draw, despite WW being a good division to watch these days.Chris Weidman needs more wins, could be a good draw in the future.TJ Grant needs more wins, not sure if he's a big draw.Nobody cares about Mighty Mouse.Ronda has no competition.Jones is pretty much their only big draw, and I doubt he's in GSP numbers territory.
Joe Pyfer sucked me off in a port talbot service station toilet
>>155018094doesn't help that champions are allowed to fight once a year. Make them fight twice minimum and half the problems are fixed.
>>155018134Yeah and cut the number of events throughout the year in half.
10 MINITES TO GOhttps://www.youtube.com/live/QdNmVWXuYec?is=m9GEf7i0ZtJOUM9Chttps://www.youtube.com/live/QdNmVWXuYec?is=m9GEf7i0ZtJOUM9Chttps://www.youtube.com/live/QdNmVWXuYec?is=m9GEf7i0ZtJOUM9C
Tom Aspanyol vs Gane/Poatan winner faceoff at the new Usman Barbershop podcast and Eddie Hearn throws Asposito through the barber shop window like Shawn Michaels
>>155018201Based. Hoping for Claw, Boxer and Edwin Dewes for Street Fighter 6
>>155018211
K-1 is better than goyimFC (ufc).
>>155018201Hope they announce the remaster for Dragon Ball Budokai 3
>>155018201
>>155018249usa better than england. nice work you picked your preferred evil
RIZIN in 8 bongs chiggas get some rest
>>155018304I'm going to be busy wrapping birthday presents.
Glory produced PoatanIzzyRicoGiga ChikadzeJacobyK-1 producedBrendan Jullius Schaub's Highlight reel
Rizin has some heavyweights fighting tonight
>>155018318Nina was straight for a half second there.
>...and den I say toooo my self... "I don rememba speed bumps in africa?" Hehh ehhh hehh ehh heh ehh... >.... F-francis... w-we... we must go home to deh shacks now... It is getting dark out deh wey.. Owah wifes is cooking dah fooodoo.*Magumbo places his hand on Adewey's shoulder>Wheaah do you ting you awa going? Sit down boodah. >B-bbut Francis I won! I must go home now!*grabs little ngubu by the shirt>We awah DONE when I say we awah done...
>>155018321Yeah?
MMAfighting dude had it 6-5 USA, I would say 6-5 Brazil. What do you think the end result would be?
>>155018337francis is such a mental midget he lost at cards twenty years ago and now he rolls up to the ten thousand franc tables with an andrew jackson just to bully smdh
