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Absolute fucking collapse FFS

/our boy/ gay nigger done good though

YFO

Steady on, Latham, steady on

LMAO

What a retard shot.

Oh you fucking idiot

lmao

btw we are playing New Zealand twice tomorrow.
day 3 of this test, and both nations will play in a warm-up friendly for the FIFA World Cup in burgerland.

don't know why england ever dropped Ollie Robinson
such a blunder
it's like Pakistan dropping Mohammad Abbas

Jesus, Conway's technique is suspect

>hanging like gary speed

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20mm max hangs like gary speed

>will have a review like gary speed

going down leg innit

>pooview

hanging like fashanu

I live on for gary speed

lost like that australian PM

for all my Welsh brothers

i thought wimpy willy was washed

You will never be a Welshman

just noticed the NZ wogball team has a pajeet in it.
>“I will do my best because I know I represent a lot of people. I want to try and create a pathway for future Indian players,” he told The Times of India.
do they ever realise india does nothing for them? this guy's only there because of NZ took him in.

>>155016255
two of my grandparents first language was Welsh
and I love how Sylvan, bucolic and pristine wales is

It's so fucking over we've lost this

I am ethnically and spiritually Welsh

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poo peeland aren't chasing this down lmao
maybe if there was a child at the end of it

the Wales and England cricket team will win by about 100 runs

ollie 'tommy' robinson

ollie 'tommy, whose real name is stephen yaxley-lennon' robinson

>smith standing up
Moral victory to peewees, especially as smith is shit

Oi Bardo are you watching Pears in the /blast/?

Is the cricket currently on? Are there streams?

REVIEW

>>155016467
ntv.cx has it
only 9 overs left in this test match today though

I'm giving that.

2high

>>155016481
See I should be a professional umpire.

too bad you're going to be visited by a professional VAMPIRE

GONE GOTTEM

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE

>selfish review
are captain

that is the plumbest LBW in the history of cricket. mong tier review

Tongue is actually pretty good

Kanebros maybe it's finally time to hang up the bat...

#notaclue #hesboredalready

Feel like nz are going to have a collapse here

>The great Kane Williamson
>only averages 37 vs Australia.
Stat padding memekiwi with loads of his runs against shit teams like Pakistan, Sri Lanka, the Windiws and England.

>>155016502
what's the difference between that and an unprofessional vampire?

>>155016546
truthie
easily the worst of the fab four

>>155016546
do NOT compare his home and away average

>>155016546
they dropped him and whitewashed india away
maybe something in this
>>155016547
professional vampire was officially sired. there's unofficial ones, hence unprofessional.

GUZUMPED YOU FUCKER

>>155016546
>and England
Averages 30 (before this test) in England

beautiful

no-ball?

sir jummy would've been proud of that one

tbqh it's a bit bullshit they call stumps because there was a wicket. they should make it that if there's a wicket with 3 minutes left it'll be the last over but they still have to come out.

see you tomorrow lads
also expect to see you join the shitposting for the other fixture vs NZ tomorrow

>>155016617

I was looking forward to seeing the new last over wicket rule come into play with them all tumbling these last 2 days

The 3 minute clause is bullshit

>>155016666
checked.
also, I hope there's a game where someone wins the match for his team by a run then attacks an opposition player and has the team lose because the umpire can add penalty runs after the game ends now.

https://youtu.be/2F8OJh-75aA?si=aNQSXrkjW6JWgRwV

yep

just updated my YouTube btw

Fokkin keewees sound ridiculous

>sir jimmy would've be proud
Yeh he was used to like playing on underprepared pitches

NOW THEN NOW THEN NOW THEN

told me ex wife i don't think we should do the monthly catch ups anymore
expecting a fucking vile response back

thats great we shouldn't need any more updates now

that's not very supportive champ

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Fucking weird larp this >155017202

i wish i was larping, never rush into a marriage

Already 1k+ views on Zachy's latest 'tube vid
Easily the most famous man on /cric/

michael (2026) deserves a sequel

best thing about having an ex wife is telling everyone about it

>>155017352
see>>155017394 if you don’t have kids (and it’s obvious you don’t otherwise you’d be talking more than just once a month) why the fuck are you having “monthly catch-ups” unless it’s code for a shag (which it obviously isn’t)?

That being said, it wouldn’t surprise me if people thought a 4channer was potentially suicidal kek

I think we can still lose this match

I dont

My theory is that she thinks shes still my beneficiary on my job llife insurance / pension etc as she knows i've got a decent job, but of course i've already moved everything to my brothers

we call it catsup

>>155017067
Kek

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dont let her take a fucking penny mate
she broke your heart

im worried some bitch will do this to our zachy too, see his immense wealth and try to riddle her way in.

wouldn't happen. zachy isn't attracted to women. bring up sex and he'll start puking.

if they follow you
it's not your money that they are after boy it's you

backrooms is pretty good ngl
is it a modern triumph and a rare gem?

If going by view count then i'm in a video of a genuinely historic scientific moment with 16k views - a*glo shitters could never

a normal wage used to be able to get you a normal life
the UK economy is so beyond broken

the minimum wage is soon to be about the same as the median wage in Darlington

Reached the stage where my financial savings (excluding assests) generate enough interest so i'm more or less freerolling now - forever thankful for my Hindu ancestors wisdom

UK economy is fucked though

wow

my uncle can live a life of luxury of his rental income already
but he still gets the lump summa
just going to be sitting there. not moving. accumlating
interesting

thats amazing

not that I am envious in anyway at all

of gold hoarding boomers

is it retard hours?

poo peeland on pooicide watch

Fear not Hindu /strongmind Rachin Ravindra will bail the peewee shitters out again on this doctored luckseam greentop against umpires giving every umpires call out for the engshitters

>>155019273
Clearly. It’s another episode of “zachy b gets drunk on a Friday night then shits up cric” this is a special episode where he’s brought back the shitjeet persona

I am the world's biggest paving slab
so watch your fucking feet

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>
ROFL, what the actual fuck was that post??? KEK Put the fucking booze down you fucking downy

God is real, God is real
I’m not kidding, God is actually real
I'm not kidding this time

5 albums in and still Tame Convictpala can't make anything as good as a discarded Jai Paul demo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu31jiSMNJo

sounds like it was mixed and mastered in a trash can, where it belongs desu

>>155019444
if Cameron winter happened to be English he would know what a mistake the boundary rope was

https://youtu.be/EFGQmU_Uph0?si=NoXDnges1wSAVQFR

It was stolen (probably by a jealous convict) and illegally released before being m&m dumb convict and still better than Lame Shitpala

>>155019446
not even an impala liker but that jai paul track is dogshit

weakmind binpoo shitter can't protect their assets. a real strongmind doesn't get his shit stolen. seethe on lmao

>twiglet legs still trying to pay off his (mum's) bedsit mortgage shilling his jew psyop band with 0.01p per post
Oh dear

lol fatty from leicester
you would take literally 3 points off me at singles across a set
go hide away in your doubles non sport

>b-b-bring it
>runs away to madeira

Yeah im thinking >we win this

realistically I am not going to travel to leicster to egg and bacon your fat couchy arse at tennis
you weren't even particularly hospitable, no real offer of a nice curry after I whoop your arse

starting to think this could actually be kane's retirement tour
not half the player he used to be, and he'll know that, and he's never been one to put himself ahead of the team
he's not gonna be one of those guy that sticks around for years just because he's a "big name" that selectors are too scared to drop
he'll walk away when he knows that's the best thing for nz cricket, and sadly I think that time is coming, soon.

I will be supporting NZ in this test (I won't be watching it though)

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I am supporting the retirement of all new Zealand cricketers during this test, or least soon after

>>155019538
jai paul had one good track and was (deservedly) hyped up for that
then he released the full album and it was shite - proving he was just another untalented jeet who fluked it once