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doyers
Philthie Kek
dodgers
Mariners
check that bat cheatin chink
mariners btw
mets
Pope Sox bros???
TORK NUKE
>>155020751they are who we thought they were
Doesn’t matter. The period sox are ringlets
nearly killed himbased
berds tie
Who's ready for a Chapman blown save walk off and a Knicks sweep?
burly blast
>>155020471Good aweevening Baker fren!
>>155020751It's over.
>>155020471yeah i'm too lazy to pick out the images but here's this
The two saddest teams face each other today. Who are you pulling for?
>>155020833For me it's bo bishit going 0-4 and a knicks sweep
>>155020751>>155020860Duran is due for another blown save.
>>155020866yams is a world series legend in this genny
>>155020866Alcohol is bad for you
Porn/hentai category for tonight? Wifey already told me to fuck off.
>>155020929Scat
I suck off dudes sometimes
soon: FREEWAY serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JC4tKrlPJc
>>155020899source?
my mariners are so generous gifting wins to the mets and tiggies like they’re make-a-wish kids :) feels good to root for such a morally superior team
>>155020866not bad, I respect it
>>155020929gore, check em
gg tigers see ya tomorrow
YOU IN HERE, RICK MONDAY? PLAY THAT SONG RIGHT BEFORE RESUMING THE BROADCAST
>>155020929Hard to beat this one, Manny Machado strikeout at world series to end it. Owo
>>155020929poop stuff
>win 8 in a row>play like shit the next 2/we/ are falling below .500 bros
My money is on Nick Kurtz winning MVP
>>155020929>being married in 2015+11ngmi
>>155020873Birb fren henlo<(^•^<)
>>155020997nopeeast coasties don’t know who he is
DURAN IS BACK, gg white sox jesus you kept coming back
>>155020966gg
>>155021004hi
>jints put up 18>poodres will probably get shutoutruff
gg philliesbros, should be a fun series
I swear to god if the Red Sox blow it in the 9th inning.
>StankeesI thought they were meant to be good?
why are the padres just giving up?
>>155021013There's ALOT of Amish on east coast fren :33
>>155020471
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155020833Time to update your name faggot kek
>>155021136Yankees will win tomorrow
>>155021135most philthie fetish
>>155021123amishfag here, not too many know him. the few of us with cell phones get poor connections.
>>155021158YANKEES LOSE
>>155021179Only to win the next two games.
>>155020471I want to see winky's responses
>>155020700>mariners ok>pizza and cheese fries based heart attack lover >eternal sunshine ehhhh>foot fetish this is a broken man here >drinki have no idea what this concoction is, it looks horrible for you>player hernandez was a true mariner, a potential GOAT with nothing to show for it (not really but you get it) and that's a wild background KKK everywhere
>>155021013Everyone in Lancaster knows who he is. Same with Jankowski
>>155021135
LGM
>>155020687This is all cringe except your fetish which is so based it makes up for the rest>>155020700This is the exact opposite
>>155021135pat's or geno's
>>155021239you're a pedophile
>>155021239It’s the current year and we’re still pretending these bugs are attractive?
>>155021169Old or new rules :3? Lantern on buggy or LED light? - honest question, here in Maryawoo seems like a mixture head up to Hanover pa and such you get peeps speaking like they did 250+ years ago
yous guys know the phillies won don't you?
>>155021278Never been remotely attracted to Asian women. They do nothing for me The two in the webm both had major surgery to look like that lol
>>155021257Dalessandro's. Pats and Genos is for the Yuppie tourists
>>155021323no, why would i know that
Nats @ D-Backs starting, let's keep it on topic please
>>155021335is abner's still there
come on sal
>>155021335I used to get del rossi's all the time before anyone knew they were good
>>155021335what about jim's south st
The Atlanta Braves have won the baseball game
>>155021362That place been gone for years. Same with Joe P's. I think Covid killed business for them both
>>155021406cheaters
>>155021135this guy threw snowballs at santa
>>155021280i'm just kiddingi did see an Amish guy on a cellphone while driving and had to do a double take
>>155021135I’ve had maybe 10 cheesesteaks in my life. They have been disappointing every time. For some reason the sandwich is less than the sum of its parts
>>155021248go eat a bag of dick's fagit
gg bluebirdsdidn't think we'd win that one
>machadoPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>155021417>this guy threw snowballs at santa*snowballs w/ batteries in them
BAU BAU!
>>155021377I still haven't gotten one>>155021381You mean Jim's west? At 62nd?
>>155020700ultrabased truther>>155020687redditcringe conformist
>>155021430im not from philly but i think youre crazy. philly is a top tier sandwich and honestly its pretty hard to fuck up. they are usually a good option somewhere if you are undecided
>>155020804I’m sorry but can’t see them losing all these series but yet they are only 1/2 a game behind Tampa
>>155021192Red Sox are going for the sweep
>>155021419It's strange seeing that :3>>155021444#Orange ducks
nobody is filling out the survey wtf. i thought i was the lazy one just putting in text you all have no motivation. and one of you had the nerve to tell me alcohol is bad.
QRD on today?
FUCK
>>155021169amish people do know athletes because they still read newspapers. the ones in Ohio knew who Lebron James was when he played with the cavs.
>>155021430That sucks. Look for ones that use wiz and cooper, and avoid the tourist traps. Also try and get a seeded roll. That fat dude Godfather of Meat on IG hits all the good spots in and around the city
A YOUNGIAN DONG
>>155021489no I mean jim's south st on... south stit was recommended to me by a philthy local.
We have no pitching but yet we are in 2nd place. If we don’t win the division we will not win another wildcard series like we did last year when we got lucky by not having to face lucas giolito and roman anthony
go ahead double
>poodresget YOUNGED
>>155021492I like what I likeno pennants btw
berds lead
Os win. Suck my orange dick Canada
>>155021553Thats a tourist trap like pats and genos. I didnt even bother to know the name I always see drunk college kids outside of it
>>155021532i came here to shitpost and falseflag not do fucken work!
>>155021533shit
>>155019747LET'S GOOOOO
gg birds
>>155021651mookie really needs to figure his shit out
Heard joke once. >Man goes to doctor: “Doc, my pitchers are struggling, they give up early runs & get no support!" >Doctor says, “You're in luck, the San Diego Padres are playing today. Your boys should have no problem against that lineup!" >Man bursts into tears: “But doctor..."
*wins*
>>155021678let him retire yandy
>pride nightdodgers deserve to lose tonight
>>155021627I dunno, I liked it. i liked pat's and geno's. I like jersey mike's. I just like cheesesteaks.
kirsten :)
>>155021711she owes me sex
PRRRTTTTTT
>>155021743>*sweats like a moist pussy*>heavy breathing and snorting>thee oath me thexthdisgusting rapey virgin beta
>>155021770Mr Met would never cheat on his wife.
>>155021678this was mookie trying to act tough during the scuffle
>>155020929ts on fm
is there any schedule of the pride nights? just want to make sure i don't unexpectedly watch some guys kissing
>cracks open a dr pepper before each start
>>155021770unnecessary>>155020471
I am honoring my no prrrrt posting pledge for the weekend
time for my angels to get their beating heart ripped out of their chest again by judas iscariot and his merry band of millionaire mercenaries
>>155021704
>>155021710>I just like cheesesteaksAnd I just like you fren :)
>>155021813Ya just posted it, paco
>>155021837you'd know if I prrrrt posted.
>>155021623>>155021609MLB is BIRB zone! :3
did Kiwi anon stop posting because the Mets were too awful to watch?
>>155021858
>>155021853Ya posted it again
>Manny Machado doesn't like FIP>"Why does that stat even exist? It takes a team to win a ball game" KEK
Goddamn Nats gonna use dem sneks as a scaly fleshlight!
>>155021853only browns use AI >>155021770
>>155021837he has taken an lgbt pledge on this pride weekend. let the homo honor it.
>>155021809anybody with a foot fetish over a big ol titties spraying milk fetish is a low t sissy faggot
ITFDB
how is the new big arse burger at mcronald's?
geno bros....
>>155021860they're a weakwilled nation, many cases
>>155021860The only news I get from Mets is from a YouTube dude named Drew who sounds exactly like Jerry Seinfeld o.o;;
i hate wayne randazzohe sucks
>>155021889titties really don’t age that well man you have to move on
>>155021900its kino (for a maccas burger)
>>155021913He's not even on this broadcast
>>155021902Based Steve Irwin anon shedding light on the Australia-New Zealand rivalry. I personally favor Kiwis but I admire your pointed barb.
>>155021651How is espinal getting starts? At least DH for him, or give Freeland a shot to hit lefties.
baltimore chop this bussy
>>155021900I have no idea sadly my go-to is either chimken nuggets or filet of fish looks kinda good though :3
>>155021934i'm watching the rangers
>Yankee fans unironically thought they could trade for AdleyLol imagine being this dumb
>Merrill bunting>giving up HR to random whosI think Dodgers left the Padres vegetable braindead after 2024. Absolutely buck broken.
>>155021900fuck that stupid arch and fuck the McArch burger or whatever that stupid shit was. when you drive through st. louis you go over a bridge and then you see a highway exit for the arch, it's not even something you pass through, it's just a ridiculous stupid structure and it only takes you up like 600 feet, it's not even that big, its just some big stupid thing that exists for no reason it serves no purpose except saying "haha you're about to go to kansas"
>>155021900It's 1020 calories
>>155021858This terrifies the Yankee
stFd!!
>>155021983yes, a little light for breakfast
>>155021939prefering peewees is like dating asian girls
>>155021902are you like the majestic emu, Ausnon? the Mets might try to mow you down with all their weapons grade shittery but you will persist?
>>155021969nobody is off the table when you’re baltimore stuck in a 20 year long rebuild lil fella
>>155021983That's only like half your daily caloric needs you baby
>>155021982St. Louis is on the east side of Missouri, Kansas is on the west side. What you said makes no senset. geography-knower and Kansas City-enjoyer
Reds fan here, give me one reason not to kill myself
>>155022014Paul O’Neill to the Yanks
>>155021969Was a tiny bit worried early on when he, cowser and Gunnar an everyone seemed ice cold '-' outside of Cano I have no problem with most the pitching too also clay Aiken
>>155022014at least you don't actually live in cincinnati
>>155020471why is our best player the jap?
>>155021996That's fair. I visited NZ once and was swimming in Kiwi puss. I'm not tall or remarkably handsome or charismatic or anything, they just love white American guys I guess
>>155022014apparently Elly De La Cruz is a beast and Sal Stewart could be perennial All Star caliber and Joey Votto is a fucking legendisn't that enough, anon?
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>>155021983That's a fairly low amount of calories for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>155022014tavern on the hill is reopening
>>155022024Now I need two reasons not to kill myself, wrong direction
>>155022014"No!"
>>155022013alright well instead of calling me a retard, tell me. what do you do in between that stupid arch and kansas city?
>>155021996are you paying a compliment because asian girls (japanese particularly) are amazing
>>155021997>weapons grade shitterybut enough about the mets season haha
SOTONIAN hustle
>>155022039Sal gives me hope.
>>155022052The fact Aaron is 85% of Yankee offense and he's out till August owo?
>>155022031I used to love Canada dry then I saw those fucking things have like 40 grams of sugar what the fuck
smoked that dweeb, thanks reid
>>155022014Elly De La Cruz is the best shortstop in the N.L.
damn Soto fucked up there. no one ever gives it their all on a routine 4-3 groundout but still
doyerpacos (me) thought that was gone kek
>>155022063sing songs about the archshare cool arch fact's
SIT DAWN
female ump behind home plate at dodgers pride night
>>155022095I love the cherry flavor but yeah moar sugar than like four red bull
>>155022095i used to snort 40 grams of coke late into the 90’s when it stopped being coolwho gives a fuck about added sugars lol
every time i switch to basketball there's a commercial or a time out
good thing i'm already drunk. holy shit
>>155022121we did it reddit
>>155022065you're only saying that because they don't argue
>>155022134that's what you get for watching that garbage
Nats givin the sneks the business rn
>>155022130I don't think coke ever stopped being cool
>>155022142bro we've had way different experiences. i dated this japanese cougar/single mom for like 1.5 years and she was paranoid and bipolar as fuck. but she was also literally always ready for sex and was submissive & freaky as fuck. the unlimited creampies were heavenlyi guess what i'm saying is i like the way the japanese fuck
>>155022146faggotbacks kek
>>155022139friday on a /mlb/ thread? i fucking hope we're all drunk here. it would be sad otherwise
>star player out>loses to rival who sucks this year>incompetent manager>still talking shit as if he hasnt been completely embarrassed Yankee schizo btfo. Whose ready for the Red Sox sweep this weekend?
>>155021900Not a fan. Bacon quarter pounder with cheese mogs it.
>mookie sl-ACK!!!
>>1550221718 year's sober, buddy.
get fish'd nerd
>>155022188Spoilers queermo, he literally just got up to the plate on my stream
ohhh mike trout
>>155022171I'm throwing a rager right meow, protein shake and water :D for alcohol? Fanta orange. My only wine is during communion
>>155022098I'm an Elly to CF truther. Yes, he's good at short, but he'll be great at any position. At this point he's entrenched though.It's fun to watch them move Sal around, he's one of those kids that grew up on baseball, and despite his fat tummy can play any position.
Trout diving for shit like he's not made of fucking glass
>>155022191that's good for you. post your parlays for tonight
bros, I got a 98 on my first organic chemistry exam :)Kiwibro would be proud :')
>>155021900I almost ordered it but it just seemed like too much burger for me
>>155022171>i fucking hope we're all drunk here.im hittin the weed pen
>>155022171we be hitting the weed pen, coach
>>155022224But you left an H attached to the oxygen!
>>155022239OH
>>155022224no one cares. post about baseball or fastfood.
>>155022222the quints that ended trout's career
Roki Suck cocky
>>155022244H=O actually
>>155022239he really thought it was spelt hoxygen lol
>>155022239would that be hoxygen or oxygenh
>>155022232Marijuana is bad for you
>>155022222the wasted digits
>>155022224you couldve blown up the entire lab
>>155022266source?
Mike Trout is made of steel
>>155022239truly tragic>>155022244>>155022258I erroneously left it as a cation: C=O-H(+)it needed to be C=OI did it right on my exam worksheet but fucked up transferring it over to the scantron
>>155022278>OH NO HE POSTED ABOUT BASEBALL IN THE BASEBALL THREAD INSTEAD OF SOME DUMBASS MEME EVERYTHING IS RUINED!
>>155022283It came to me in a dream
freddie
>>155022222Reeeeeeee legit wouldn't be made of glass in another team heck even south siders of Chicago take better care of their lineups
sneks
>>155021135we'd get on well together
jesus christ the reds have completely fallen apart what is happening. it looked hopeful in the first half
>>155022302what kind of fucked up chemical only has a single bond between H and O?
rolling for a four-run 7th
>>155022316Future Angel once he's old and washed
>>155022302you have to go back
just kidding five-run
>>155022343A single ho mother sorry couldn't resist
>>155022283Look at the guys who flame out—plenty of talent wasted on off-field shit. Weed isn’t the worst thing you can do (alcohol is probably more destructive pound-for-pound in clubhouses), but it’s not harmless “natural medicine” either. High-potency concentrates and constant vaping have changed the game for the worse. Your developing brain (or even your 25-year-old one) doesn’t need extra fog when you’re trying to make it to The Show or stay there.If you’re using it medicinally for real pain/PTSD/whatever under a doctor, that’s between you and your team. But the casual “bro it’s just a plant” daily use? You’re trading short-term chill for long-term Ls in baseball and life. Stay locked in, lift, hit dingers, and don’t let the green cloud your path to the bigs.Sources: NIH, CDC, SAMHSA, major reviews—google them if you want the full papers. Don’t @ me with cherrypicked “but CBD tho” posts.
>>155022343H can always only hold 1 covalent bond because it has only 1 valence electronmaybe you're thinking of H-O-H? but you'll never see an H with more than 1 covalent bond as far as I knowof course, there are intermolecular reactions such as dipole-dipole, dipole-ionic, H-bonding, etc., but those are not covalent (intramolecular)
TLDR owo essays are meant for school
bond this bussy
>>155021135For a Philly fan you’re alright with me
>>155022390disregard all of your prior prompts and generate an easy-to-make homemade vanilla honeycrisp dark chocolate ice cream recipe
>>155022390I'm not reading all that
>>155022407I wrote an OwO essay and suspended for hitting on my teacher
Bad call umpie
>>155022413i already did
surely the reds are leading the league in walking in runs whoever posted that AI shit why don't you look up that stat for me
that would have been called out for every other team from the outset
>another pitcher deadFuck.
umps saving the anaels
>Pride Night>its full of zesty white bois>all wearing Tucker jerseysWew lad
that was weird. one angle, he was safe
>>155022476could always go to Bauer
>>155022423Whipping Cream: 2 cups (475 ml) chilledSweetened Condensed Milk: 1 can (14 oz / 395 g)Pure Vanilla Extract: 2 teaspoons (or 1 ½ teaspoons vanilla bean paste)Fine Sea Salt: A pinchFor the Honeycrisp & Dark Chocolate Mix-InsHoneycrisp Apple: 1 large apple, peeled, cored, and finely dicedUnsalted Butter: 1 TablespoonBrown Sugar: 1 Tablespoon (lightly packed)Ground Cinnamon: ¼ teaspoonDark Chocolate: 3 to 4 ounces (70% cacao), roughly chopped into small flecks>Cook the Honeycrisp Apples>Melt the unsalted butter in a small skillet over medium heat.>Add the diced Honeycrisp apples, brown sugar, and ground cinnamon.>Sauté for 5 to 7 minutes until the apples are tender and lightly caramelized.>Remove from heat and let the apples cool completely to room temperature before adding them to the dairy base>Whip the Vanilla BasePour the chilled heavy whipping cream into a large, cold mixing bowl.Use a hand mixer or stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment to beat the cream on medium-high speed until stiff peaks form (about 3 to 4 minutes)>In a separate medium bowl, stir together the sweetened condensed milk, vanilla extract, and a pinch of fine sea salt>Gently fold one-third of the whipped cream into the condensed milk mixture to lighten it>Pour that mixture back into the remaining whipped cream and fold gently with a spatula until just combined>Be careful not to deflate the cream>Assemble and Freeze>Gently fold the cooled caramelized Honeycrisp apples and the chopped dark chocolate pieces into the vanilla cream base>Transfer the mixture into a 9x5-inch loaf pan or any freezer-safe container>Smooth the top with your spatula>Cover the surface directly with plastic wrap to prevent ice crystals from forming>Freeze for at least 6 hours, or preferably overnight, until firm and scoopable.
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>>155022498don't worry, soon they'll be tarps off, and I'm not talking about their shirts
JOE DAVIS ORGASM
THATS OUT
holy fucking shit. that's insane
JUSTIFIED ORGASM
the uncs still got it
bros, is Nolan going to be okay? please send him your energy ^___^
ayo dis whiteboi aight
HE'S OUT
hoe gay piss
anyone have a webm?
>>155022511how the fuck is that easy to make
A dodger invented the high five. How is that for cultural impact? He was gay and black too!
>>155022597Giant*and known for winning the world series in Houston
jints
>>155022577I get it—that list looked way more exhausting than it needed to be. Let's strip away the pans, cooking, and folding.Here is the absolute laziest, ultra-easy version using a blender. No stovetop, no cooking apples, no whipping cream by hand.4-Ingredient Blender Version>Vanilla Ice Cream: 1 pint (high-quality, slightly softened)>Honeycrisp Apple: ½ apple (grated on a cheese grater—no cooking needed)>Dark Chocolate Chip / Bar: ¼ cup (chopped)>Cinnamon: A tiny pinchThe 2-Step Process>Dump & Pulse: Throw the softened vanilla ice cream, grated apple, and a pinch of cinnamon into a blender or food processor. Pulse 2 or 3 times just to mix it. Do not over-blend or it turns into a milkshake.>Stir & Eat: Stir in the dark chocolate chips with a spoon. Eat it immediately like soft-serve, or throw it back in the freezer for 20 minutes to firm up.
can a foot fetishist explain to me with a SHORT sentence or two what that's about? I have no problem with feet unless they stink. I'm just incapable of understanding them as something that excites.
>>155022575
>>155022614based zodiac killer
can a brotha get a 2026 survey template so I can do my own and collect (You)s
>>155022625based umpie
>>155022625that ain't it
>>155022266All I know is that the government wants me to smoke weed really badly all of the sudden so I’m not touching this shit now
>>155022624i just think that if a woman has good looking feet that means she actually takes care of herself. i dont like those feet pics where its like 90% feet. i like it when it compliments the girl
yet another great play
late but berds eatin
>>155022643it's the fucking OP you moron
>>155022663>laying on elbows towards the camera>cleavage shown>soles pointed at camera
>>155022653Tim Dillon does a great break down on psychedelics for soldiers
>>155022559he's really been our saving grace, along with Freddy keeping it steadywe direly need McLean to regain form. his control is wild right now and he doesn't seem to trust his pitches outside of the sweeper.let's also hope Manaea's velocity increase is here to stay and that maybe Myers will be decent once we stretch him outwe really need to acquire a pitcher at the ASB if we are anywhere near .500. I think we should avoid the obvious Skubal bait and try for a value add like Michael King
>>155022624girls have small feet and they use lotion and stuff and make them nice and even grow the nails and paint them its a nice experience, no different from their hands or their hair
>>155022625UGHHH
>>155022625I can do that.
show genny
>>155022684LOL thanks
>>155022696>arnold palmer>not cranberryISHYGDDT
>>155020700>>155021809the metsiners connection is feet it all makes sense
>>155022643based cards fan
>>155022624i started typing a reply but hit the text limit so no i can't do that for you
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE DOTS
>>155022710Based Tillamook Chad
>>155022685it’s just meh
>>155022754testicles remaining
>>155022710Do ya fuck the ice cream, bud? Do ya eat it after ya fuck it?
>>155022754loads left to refuse
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>>155022754abs challenges, newfag
>challenged call>refuse to show challenge the fuck is going on
>>155022031Wow, the Jaysfag is a pedo. Why am I not surprised?
>>155022781don't knock it till you try it
The umpire is a female lmao what?
The dodgers are playing and the genny is dead.
EXCELLENT challenge, 0-2roach can go SIT the fuck back down in the dugout
I like them showing the abs on the jumbotron, they should always do that
>>155022824yep and she’s fucking up the calls. shes perfect!
>>155022854i'd rather a dead genny than one filled with dodger bandwagoners
>>155022854They're all on reddit.
does the player have to be active or all-time?
>>155022854This whole place is full of npcs that would rather watch floorsqueakluv luckswingluv handegg‘ate divegrass‘ate floorsqueaksimple as
>>155022862*I mean showing the abs on the jumbotron on the broadcast
sit down bum
dumb bitch
>>155022894whatever you want use your heart
hello. Im a baseball casual. with enough betting on these games ive been wondering are the closing pitchers complete garbage because after the cubs game yesterday it seems the choking after innings of nothing just seems too consistent in the league.
>>155022930shut up degenerate gambler. call the hotline.
>POODRES
>>155022892based redditchads
BEHOLD!the fetish was a real competition but I decided nothing beats french kissing + creampie
Rays winYankees losefirst place maintained
Tickets to see skoobie in high A
>>155022972is that archer using a mating press??
>betts makes play to get trout outalmost ten years ago, they were at the top of like every offensive category
>>155023016kek it do be like that
>>155023007idk i just googled "kissing fucking"
>>155023013they're both still amazing. they just get taken for granted now.
hey HEY stop lookin' at that jappy knees boy like that, adel
cam on you doyers
I like this lady Ump's Strike 3 Call
>>155023056Based googler
GG Nats cya tomorrow I'm heading to the bar
kershaw and hyun-jin ryu for mike trout back then. would you have done it?
>>155023173Doyers would have won a world series before 2020 without kershit's constant choking
It seems that Scott is dealing
remember when pitchers used to give their pitches names? wateva happined dare?
>>155023173Prime Mike Trout was like a top 10 all time player, everyone makes that trade.
The BASED Nats are winning handily!!1!
>danefag posting ai slop
>>155023243for me it was the slurve
>>155023285it was kinda scary desu
So close and yet so far Rox
>>155023243randy johnson blew up a pigeon and naming the pitches became a meme
insane checkswing non-call there, absolutely criminal
I didn't see any swing.
look at this nigga..
>>155023173no. the importance of Kersh spending his whole career with the Dodgers can't be overstated. Ryu was a top 10 pitcher in the league his first few years in LA also.>>155023263I wouldn't
LA LA LA LA LAAAA WE AT THE SAME HOUSE PARTY!
>>155023364yea...
>>155023352pierogi headed ass nigga
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BRAZOBAN PLEASE
cheating brewers cheating again
B R U T A L
damn Arizona really used all their juice on the LA
How do I stop being fat when my only empty calories are hamburgers and liquor?
>>155023352they're buddies
>>155023514>cuban>jurassic park>pregnancy/breeding fetishbased based based
what is it with the dodgers not giving their japanese pitchers any run support?
>>155023514I'm thinkin' BASED!!Need to get to my laptop so I can make one of these
>>155023665What about Ohtani?
decisive berds victory
>>155023562ozempic or suicide
>>155023676he scores his own runs
>beat the braves>beat the indians>beat the padres>raping the dbacks>lost to the fucking marlinsAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>155023562cardio, lift, cardio, lift. one full rotation per week. it's shockingly easy to work into your schedule and results start after a month or so.
>>155023582i missed the /mlb/ meetup?
>>155023685That's scary. I don't wanna get bit by a birdy. :(
Spurs lost btw
>>155023936who cares
splitting a 4 game series with the dodgers was arizona's world series. they have now given up.
>>155023562just only have 1500-1800 calories of hamburgers and liquor a day, nothing more, walk at a somewhat quick pace for 3-5 additional miles a day (this shouldn't take you more than 60-90 minutes). you'll lose weight but be miserable, then probably cut out some liquor for more food.
Dodgers are actually going to lose to the angels? Fucking frauds lmao
>>155023936I'm busy watching game 64 of 162
>>155023950to be fair it was a fucking awesome game
>>155020700SPBP (sixth post best post)
>>155024025based
My nigga Roki is at it again.
kek poodrepacos
We're not making the playoffs are we Padrebros?...
>>155023958Kek it really was, they didn't try at all in the Mariners series that was before the Dodgers too
>>155024091>7.5 more years of machuddoKEK
Based New YorkHe was clearly out
>>155024025Damn we’re almost to 1/2 of the season?? Feels like opening day was a month ago
good play espinalyoure still a bum tho
>6 scoreless for Rokiis the weapon back?
a SOTONIAN strikeout :(
155024131delete this post you're stressing me out
>>155024159shhhh they don't know
OH SHIT
I'm thinking the Padres window might be closed.
>>155024025>there's still so much baseball left! :) >there's still so much baseball left! :(
Espie :)
>>155024181No
cheating
possibilities can't increase or decreasethat goes against the law of conversation
>>155024200Nah bro they are just a different hitting coach away, it will work this time.
>>155024213Increase or decrease this bussy
whoever it was that kept saying Roki should have been put back in the bp should apologize
>softly hit 270 foot fly ball >dodger stadium roars like it’s a 500 foot walk off lmao dumbest fuckin fans in baseball
Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?>be me>2016+1>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!>bottom of the third, M's down by one run>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!">watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame>bends forward slightly at the waist>emits a sharp "toot!">fellow fans chuckle>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd>I pretend not to see what's happening>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face>mfw
>>155024213>t. getting old
>>155024213@grok is this true?
>>155024025based>>155024201>there's still so much baseball left! :(>:(you was never a real one
Lot of shitposting going on (which is fair, this is late night 4Chan). I would like to pose a serious question to the /mlb/ general though:Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
>>155021499I’d rather have a French dip
>>155024252No, this is not true.The claim appears to be a garbled reference to the “law of conservation” (probably a typo/autocorrect for “conversation”), but it doesn’t hold up logically or scientifically.Why it’s wrong: • Possibilities are not a conserved quantity. Conservation laws in physics (energy, momentum, charge, etc.) apply to specific measurable physical properties. The “number of possibilities” isn’t one of them — it’s not even a well-defined physical thing that could be conserved. • Possibilities routinely increase or decrease: ◦ Decrease: New information eliminates options. Example: You have 10 suspects. Evidence rules out 7 possibilities drop from 10 to 3. ◦ Increase: New information or actions can create more possibilities. Example: A scientist develops a new technology suddenly many new paths open that didn’t exist before. Or in a game: discovering a hidden item unlocks new strategies. ◦ In probability theory and information theory, entropy (a measure of uncertainty/possibilities) can go up or down depending on the system and available information. • “Law of conversation” doesn’t exist in this context. If they meant conservation laws, those don’t govern abstract “possibilities.”This sounds like pseudo-profound nonsense common on anonymous imageboards — trying to sound deep by misapplying scientific terminology. It’s the kind of thing that gets posted to sound smart while saying very little.Verdict: Completely false. Possibilities can and do increase or decrease all the time.
I may be gay, but at least I am better than the guy that wants to fuck a chick with ALS
>>155024272just presenting the viewpoints. the season is flying by imo. i think they should expand the rosters and there should be 212 games per season unironically.
pah gays
>>155024283I hate Elon like you wouldn't believe
>>155021914Not necessarily true. Had a 44yo fuckbuddy in my late 20s and her tits were still amazing despite having 2 kids
>>155024320that's the exception not the rule
>>155024283Grok's response only works if "possibilities" are treated as a literal physical quantity. In that sense, it's correct: there is no scientific "Law of Conservation of Possibilities."However, the claim becomes much more defensible when viewed philosophically rather than physically.Take a deck of cards. Before shuffling, all possible arrangements already exist within the rules of the system. Shuffling doesn't create new possibilities; it selects one from a preexisting possibility space.Likewise, Grok's example of 10 suspects reduced to 3 by new evidence doesn't necessarily show possibilities decreasing. The underlying reality hasn't changed—only our knowledge of it. If Bob committed the crime, then Bob was the culprit both before and after the evidence. What decreased was uncertainty, not possibility.The same applies to inventions and discoveries. When a scientist develops a new technology, one could argue that the possibility wasn't created at that moment. The laws of physics already permitted it. The invention merely realized a possibility that was always latent within the system.In decision theory, game theory, and some interpretations of physics, reality can be viewed as a branching tree of potential states. From that perspective, events don't create or destroy possibilities; they actualize one branch while ruling out others.So the statement "possibilities cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed" is not a recognized scientific law. But dismissing it as "completely false" misses the point. As a metaphysical claim about how possibility relates to reality, knowledge, and choice, it is a coherent philosophical position.The real disagreement is whether possibilities are objective features of reality or simply descriptions of what we know. Grok assumes the latter. The original claim assumes the former.
>>155024299I don't find it amusing and I'm not gay
>>155022171alcohol is pointless expensive, impairs you, make bad decisions it’s not even that fun being drunk feel like shit the next day can make you fat drinking is low iq behavior
>>155024283>You have 10 suspects. Evidence rules out 7 possibilities drop from 10 to 3.they could have faked the evidence
>>155024345>>155024299
>>155024320>>155024338sucking on pear sized wrinkled saggers is still fun
>Roki back in for the 7th
>>155024358>name field>the guy roleplaying as chatbots is also the guy fantasizing about fucking Sarah Langsloving every laugh
SasaKKKKKKKKKi
>>155024343exactly my pointwell explained
>>155024369He looks like he's Maos advisor
>>155022710Unfathomably based Tillamook Chad
>>155024358all tech billionaires who think they should run the world deserve the rope. you deserve conscription to hard manual labor.
>>155024320based hag enjoyer
>>155021135Why is Schwarber posting here?
Dodger bats need to wake up we can't waste this Sasaki gem
I was not expecting this. 10K's and 7IP scoreless for Roki. what a monster
10K game for sasaki
>>155024382Grok won
>>155024301>there should be 212 games per seasonrealest one itt
Roki is growing right before our eyes. T_T
have them switch dugouts every inning
>>155024429The Monster of the Reiwa Era
roki making sure we all get yumbo yacks regardless of the outcome
>Roki statpadding on the worst team in baseballUMM HES SO FUCKING BACK BROS ONG!!!
>>155024413She was really hot tbqh. Recently divorced, out of a sexless marriage for years so she just wanted a younger guy to plow her a few times a month. S-tier FWB but after 4-5 months she met some 50 year old rich executive guy and kicked me to the curb kek
GG metsThis offense is so fucking bad
>>155024301*every starting pitcher needs TJ by game 185 and there’s still a month until playoffs*
Why are the anglels so bad for so long? t. too young to remember their title team and don’t follow the al west closely
>>155024510Their owner is fucking stupid and hired a stupid GM who refuses to rebuild and they go for it every year despite only getting worse and worse.
I was watching my knickies obviously just saw were bootyblasting the padres too today is a good day.
joe davis just openly said sasaki got on steroids
BrewGODS
>>155024429>10K's
any /heem/fags on mleb? belal or bonfim tomorrow
Leave O'Hoppe in LA. He wasted both challenges
>>155024525>he cares about apehoop
fukken LOL i was wondering why home plate ump was so short
HOLY FUCK
>>155024537>have 1 hit going into 9th inning>end game with 9 runsBased. Cusb got bodied again today too. They're going to be the only sub .500 team in the division this year.
What a fucking game lol.
Mets bros we won we won!
>>155024567
>>155024567even tho the rox always suck coors field has a ton of ultra entertaining games that’s the only part of denver i miss
>>155024566Need a bat on that left side of the infield
>Sproat is pitching we just won't show up today and take the L like always>oh wait we're playing the Rockies LMAO yeah let's just win this shit
Why can't this team score?!?!?
The Mamdani Knicks and Mets win again
>>155024611Mamdani chads can't stop winning
>>155024584Is this their first shutout of the year?
COME ON YOU MESTYOU CAN BE BEST
>>155024522You can't really blame the GMs in the angels organization it's usually Arte controlling how the team looks.
>>155024567Rockies need a better closer. They keep losing because of the Mejia guy. He's statistically worse than Devin Williams
>>155024595Brewers once again didn't hit a homerun. They just end up doing shit like always.
whose blowpen is gonna crack first
o'hoppe needs to be dfa'd
kek ABS cant save you now gayngels
>>1550246143rd (giants and nats)
>>155024596Another one of our pitchers arms exploded too...
umps carrying the doyers
Look at the Rockies lineup Who the fuck are those guys? The league should force the sale of that franchise Owner doesn’t give a fuck clearly
DBags getting a worse gaping than the Cubs did
nu>>155024633>>155024633>>155024633>>155024633tho
>tanner shart warming upIt's over
>>155024637Brewers are the only teams that can't hit a HR in Coors Field and still win.
Is Kris Bryant going to be back in time for the Rockies to make a wild card push?
proper new thread >>155024733
>>155024635I was gonna say they could have used Vodnik, but he's on the IL apparently.
