News : Dana has hemorrhoids (Source: bjpenn.com) WMMA BBW Division is coming soon - 145lbs to 190lbs (source : bjpenn.comKhabib heavily considering return (source : bjpenn.com)
Gaethje wins in the 3rd by heat exhaustion
2nd for the Gaethje era
>>155020707
Gathje by Americana would be peak
>>155020822Garcheese has never been good. This is like feeding Stipe to Jones so the PooFC can pretend he beat a le legend when all he did was heem a washed CTE'd bum. But don't worry Arman will fix all of this soon and bring equilibrium to the sport.
>>155020707Anyone know if is real?
fazza tell me before he die I cannot wrestle tony in RAF. I hev to follow plen.
Talk to me like that again and I'll break your face.
Eddie hearn leaked that Dana pays tom 2 slices of toast and a can of french stew per fight
>>155021433>Talk to me like that again -ACK!!!!!!!
farted myself awake
>>155021495boo fuckin hoo
where do ethan ewing train outta though
>>155021810
''Fuck, schaub'' _ Dana white per MMAWEEKLY
ur opinion=wgaf!
Dana bamhole feel bad?
>>155021810toots courtesy of Tito's!
>>155022715>W.e>G.ive>A>F.uckSo you're saying you do care what I have to say afterall?
Hey I'm here. Where you at? Don't respond here msg me insta
>>155023161
Just a reminder this is the thread to discuss Zuffa boxing on later today >>154977856Don’t use the other one
itching powder diaper white house hijinx luke thomas
>>155023250Nah i'll just make a /heem/ vs /box/ thread. Those are more fun.
>>155023375Fair enough just don’t use the other one cheers.
>>155023375Yeah actually do that please and steal all his you’s
where's jamahal?
Ne obliviscaris.
>>155023585He refused to have coitus with Joana jekcehckeck
I trusted you, Sean Strickland. And now you do this, on the eve of My Favorite President's birth week.
>>155023937or he was trying to cheat on his wife with a disgusting polish goblin lady and got caught
>>155023250>>155023437How are the ol' /box/ uncs taking this? Are they still in denial? Have they accepted the new management? Do they admit they're watching that crap yet?
>>155024054Nah, the first video was a Joanna simp who left a lot out and tried to make the narrative. The second video you could hear Joanna clearly heated she wasnt getting Maldaddy dick and threatening to smash his wife's head into a table if she ever sees her kek
>>155024166Many are in denial but they’ll come around
ohnonono...What did Stricksational do? DID HE DRAW THE IRE OF DUMP DIAPER DONNIE?!
>>155024166Many have lined up to be euthanized by Randy Couture and his low ankle pick choke combo I dread
Name one thing Sean has been wrong about. I'll wait.
>>155024396His gameplan for the Dricus rematch.
>>155024523Sean doesn't gameplan at all. Next.
bugs have carried gaychee into the sky above white house
Has anyone here ever shit blood before?
>>155024546what is this red dawn b?
only after brazza retreat
>>155024648bryce mitchell discover jewish plans in the west wing. big reveals
nigga schaubing blood out his schaubhole
RIZIN ON...NOW!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOfh7HNs-A
ZEEM
>pillowfists on my rizin streamoh hell no
wtf is this
disgraceful
kekekek
zeeming a random audience memeber
wtf theres rizin why didnt no 1 say nothing
>>155024962
I am so conditioned to the style of the ufc that this event feels lifeless and amateur in comparison. Who the fuck am I supposed to root for if both fighters are Japanese?
>>155025417the fans
>>155025401requesting the aspinedit i forgot to save it
>>155021208
literally anything is better than bruce buffer
>>155025470
>>155025513bless you b
but what happens if gane cheques the leg kick?
anyone else having trouble uploading pvz's butthole?>>155025548that's more jiri's thing
>>155025545meng lookin like george lopez
>>155025558it is also his namedamn...what the hell
in many ways i am the liquid snake of heemyou? personally? more of a meryl*fist hits chin*
my fist: supah hot (iss fire) [hype man agrees]your dome: gone get got*group of black individuals get excited*
Josh Hokit is a starHe's the idiocracy era the unc mandingo era is dead.You will see
hokit vs supah hot fire would be the greatest presser of all time shame about the size difference
I still don't understand why one would focus on Justin Gaethje if your issue is with israel and aipac.
we're pregaming at tito's cantina before the world cupbe there or be square
>>155025590you're an eternal jobber with an inferiority complex?
>>155025666>them digitstraitors do the worst damage vis an vis judas "jude" aspinall to jonsus or brutus "brute" aspinall jonius caesar >>155025671few have the mental fortitude to understand men like gane and myself and it is a lonely path we tread besides what inferiority complex liquid is the boss
don't be putting my name with inferiority complex *loud irish sounds*
when trash talk goes wrong lewis vs hokit edition
>>155025685>what inferiority complex liquid is the bosshis whole thing is that hes pissed he got all the recessive genes and solid got all the dominant ones (when it was the opposite)
khamzat and till? that was like shaq and kobe. but khamzat and arman is shaq and d-wade. if you catch my drift.
rizin stream?
>>155025738i always thought he was inveigling solid with the false flattery liquid literally has thick blonde hair while solid rocks a hair band to hide the inevitable >>155025758scroll up
>>155025787the ppv you fuckin goof
>>155025758https://psp-tv.com/r/totanon
>>155025810say that to my face and see what happens brother
>>155025827thought he went to jail for diddling kids
>>155025844cloz told me you get like 6 weeks house arrest and can't hang around schools but otherwise it's the same
Asspenal not even invited to the UFC shit show, what a fucking loser!
>>155025843ok I'll go but how will I know which one you are?
>>155025882go to where the hookers are while wearing a really shitty wig and wait until a car pulls up asking for a greek dish. that's him.
heeeeeeeeeeem
>>155025827thanks
heeminder of the superior ruleset
it can't really be understated how soulless the poohfc is compared to anything else on offer
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>155026233notable exception for the adin ross thing
Conor's gonna catch him
>>155026411Conor McGregor's left straight right to the chin of holloway wobbles him slightly but he recovers.
>>155026452dricusesque
Belal Muhammad vs. Gabriel BonfimBrendan Allen vs. Edmen ShahbazyanFares Ziam vs. Tom NolanBryce Mitchell vs. Santiago LunaIwo Baraniewski vs. Junior Tafa
>>155026542Let's go!
>>155026565
>>155026542be serious mate
>>155026542wonk nose pakiallen pretending to be brazilianziamlunaiwo
>>155026542BelalEdmenNolanBryce Junior
>>155026542BelalAllenNolanLunaTafa
>>155026542canelo handsmacaco allenlanky pakithug nasty discount polish power
>>155026684can't wait for pav to murder idiotspincunt in the rematch for netflix in 5 or so years
crybitchspinjobless
Why do you hate Tom Aspinall (scientific answers only)
disgracespinnobelt
>>155026735He punked out my Hero, Jon Jones.
the Rizin intermission theme is so fucking kinoimagine if the poofc had anything cool to play between fights instead of gay AI ads
>>155026735cause the boy ain't shitchew him with tobacco and spit him in shiti crush peeon i'm cool with paddybut tom aspinall ain't shit to me
>>155026773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIHsAqZr93Qalmost as good as the pride theme
>>155026735blitz merchant but not in a cool way(ddp)very clearly John Fury's bastard child, and as a result, disgusting physiognomyhis ever expanding collection of absolutely fucking terrible tattoos
>>155026783plus that thing on his chin see >>155026781 for a real man's chin fluff, aspintard looks terrible with his just terrible god what an eyesore he is
>>155026798ew stop analyzing men's appearances, faggot
>>155026824if aspinall would just shave and look normal i wouldn't have to, but he forced me to study hours of footage of his bulge and voice to accurately identify him as a potential sexual partner i mean gay jones is gay not me it's jones ffs watch my 7 hours of video on the matter YOUR GAY
>>155026770Jon Jones is gay for imps >>155026783Blitz merchant is not a scientific term
two fat retards and then mutant heem dwarf tony laramie up next
Dana hates Tom Aspinall because he is not Anthony Joshua
i hate aj because he is aj
>>155026837>Blitz merchant is not a scientific termi dont play by your rules you sinoid freak
if you would tell me aj is a brazilian i would believe it
>>155026835
In 2026, every popular british combat athlete has been disgraced and hated worldwide. Anthony Joshua. Leon Edwards. Tom Aspinall. Paddy Pimblett. Save a one Darren Till, who has undone his fall from grace through exploits in alternative boxing events.
>>155026857You are using the term to invalidate his striking abilities by the way of an unreasonable and heavily biased metric
>>155026458I wish, but sadly he doesn't recover.
SUMO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>155026887leon was never popular
totanon stream died for me
zionism is sexy
natalie portman aged like cat milk in a saucer
herschlag was never hot
wonder what kind of developmental disorder laramie has
>Jones backing out of wrestling DChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UDkwe9pnlA>Thought DC was bluffinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UDkwe9pnlAJones bros...This is our final humiliation... And it came where we least expected... it's over...
>>155027050Heavyweight DC would have raped Jon. Same with Aspinall. He's right to be scared.
laramie trains with THE kyle prepolec
>>155027104damn you talmbout THE killshot kyle?
laramie is pretty good but he has the shitty habit of waiting for his opponent to take their turn after he throws a couple of shots
>>155026542Remember the Name Brendan Miranda Cristina da Allen Thomas Joseph Nolan Bryce Andrew Mitchell Pascall Saumani Milo Junior Tafa
>>155026542BelalBrendan AllenZiamBrycePOLISH POWER
>>155026542Canelo HandsAllenZiamMitchellBaraniewski
What happened to the Bonfim Believers?
the only part of the fight with Paddy BSD will struggle with is choosing how to finish him
Nothing more enjoyable than 5 dogshit fight nights in a row
They are intentionally rigging it for brazzas Thoughts about this?
i have sex with men not sure why that matters
crazy how both bisping and belal won belts under the same conditions paymemorespinall is refusing to fight underabsolutely crazyespecially bisping
>>155027401Least inbred palestinian
bisping literally fought a hopped up gsp with only one eye and didn't even taptommy taps to toe holds
mikey also has the decency to parade his immigrant wife around for the ladsbisping truly is a man's manthomas r jobseeker? not so much
Bisping and Aspinall arent talking anymore after the whole eye thing. What does this mean? Has Bisping seen through the lies? Does Aspinall know he can't talk bullshit with Bisping because he himself had eye problems worse than Aspinall? I think their fallout is very telling of the nature of Aspinall's "eye injury"
bisping is barely even sapient
the boys are back in town, the boys are back in towni said, the boys are back in town, the boys are back in townthe boys are back in town, the boys are back in town[x2]
when tings done, pop offdem a smile and deh laughfem would ah love to see you fall by the waste sidedem all ah big up your pastpray for your downfall fastand trigger both bomb blasts, like dem nah no pride (hey)
shinryu is a fake one
Hey Sean I know you post here, look at this screenshot I took where it looks like Megan is pointing at your dick
I want to calrify that I do like Aspinall and likr watching him fight but the way he handled the Gane fight and the aftermath should be clear to anyone with a brain. The fight was not going his way and he quit after his first hurdle. Now, this is actually a smart play by him because it gives him more time to prepare and adjust but it the thing is, it looks like his heart isn't in it anymore. Seems like he doesn't want to fight in the UFC anymore.
can't stand the cunt and i'm glad to see him gone
>>155027628Sit down then
I wonder what Megan Olivi is really like behind closed doors
>>155027654
Belal, Rose, Strickland, Jake Mathews, DC all suffered from horrendous eye pokes. Why was none of them constantly walking around with an eye patch?
wmma
>>155027729I wish Sanko was built like this Insha'Allah
I wonder how Sanko's butthole tastes
>>155027477gets raped>>155027487rapes
>>155027841How tf would I know?
>>155026542all left
>>155028059voidbros...
dont get lemon
>>155026458MuhammadEdmenTomalaBryceIwo
>>155028059This dude saw right through my pussy muscles...
>>155028263retard quoted wrong post! ahahahahaha!! fucking loser!!
gay sport for gay people
kayla harrison’s roided pussy muscles
>>155028428fuaaaaaaaarkkkk
>>155028428Got with a gym girl who looks like Kayla Harrison, would highly recommend it.
>>155028428nah bro thats fucking grotesque
Thailanon here. Here is my /heem/ report>older generations don't give a fuck about MMA.>younger gens (25 and under) are aware and love UFC>Islam is the most popular MMA fighter by far>Khalil is an honorary Thai. They joke he is the only Thai in the UFC>Sean Strickland is beloved out here. His win over Khamzat made him super popular >Thais are not a fan of Jews
Smelly thailanon bussy
>>155027379Dang. Islam could have had unlimited indy-girl poon.
>>155026542BelalAllenZiamBryceIwo
>>155026542Gabriel BonfimBrendan AllenFares ZiamSantiago LunaIwo Baraniewsk
>>155028806jesus christ say it ain't so
'tamo bien
"fine" "ariel helwani" immediately hh
>>155028919force "helwani" into a "training" camp
>>155028665thank you for your servicethais are good lads, i met some thai businessmen in japan a few months ago and they were absolute champslost their shit when i talked to them about muay thai
>>155029006not a day in your life
>>155028665>Islam is the most popular fighteruhhh why? is Thailand a big wrestlefuck country?
>>155029123he's their best paying customer
dc is a fat ass nigga
>>155028263the swatiska doesnt look like that
This aborting downies debate is really bothering me. Way too many people casually saying they'd kill their kid if they were retarded.
>>155026542MuhammadAllenZiamMitchellTafa
>>155029317Whats wrong with that
>>155029317Shows you how many truly have no soul. They dont deserve your mercy inside or outside of the cage, turn those punches and put them out! NOW YOU GIVE ME FIVE DECADES OF HELL SON!
Realistically how could anyone possibly hold this man down?
>>155029347You wouldnt be here if your parents wouldve been brain washed to hate. Think of it like this, even retards like you have a place in this octagon, but poof hair retards and women think they are judge and referee inside the cage.
>>155026542Accidentally picked nolan instead of fares.Belal MuhammadEdmen ShahbazyanFares ZiamSantiago LunaJunior Tafa
>>155029347>>155029348I know this sounds like I'm being silly but why aren't you retarded?
>>155029317
>>155027728all names are American and Australian. Maybe the Brit champs are too weak, I mean look at Fragile Fury.
>>155029317It's a fucking embryo, get over it.
90% of moms abort their retarded kid just look up abortion statistics by race
>>155029457i can't b.
>>155029390maybe we are all the retards b
>>155029390I am, though.
>>155029317>>155029347i don't get why downies and not dark triads but i count my blessings either way
>>155026542Gabriel BonfimEdmen ShahbazyanFares ZiamSantiago LunaJunior Tafa
can't think of a single downie behind even a mass murder they seem relatively benign often quite jovial
>>155029617they have one at wal-mart filling in the bags at self checkout. always greets me with a smile. probably just finished jorking it but who cares, really?
Aww sheeit mane mufugga big snood
>>155029317They are planning on using eugenics to replace every human who isn’t a brainwashed fuck doll Goyim, and you’re worried about retards who watch WWE?
>>155029848Yeah. I am.
We have to protect the most innocent. I ask you this: What is more innocent than a retard hiding behind a waist high stack of bounty paper towels to jork it in private?
Gaethje's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvviKE3cPc
>>155026542>Gabriel Bonfim>Brendan Allen>Fares Ziam >Bryce Mitchell>Iwo Baraniewski
>>155030041Yeah?
>>155030452
Topiglet threatened to retire if Hokdaddy was allowed at the press conference
>>155030452we've been over this
>>155030472This town ain’t big enough for the both of us
>>155030551If Ilia really wanted that smoke he could have made his way closer to Josh. Seemed to think the best route was directly through Alex Pereira for some reason, definitely not cowardice.
I think Sean is just coping with all of this shit lately and its honestly kinda sad. You know he wants to be on this Whitehouse card. Bryce even admitted he wishes he was on the card this week. Both of them should 100% be apart of this historic event. The people on the card understand the significance of it. It just hasnt sunk in for Sean yet what he missed out on. What he could've headlined really.
>>155030774Sean and Bryce act like they weren’t Zionald’s number 1 goys for years until his popularity tanked
>>155030551it’s actually impressive how clever and how retarded Hokit is. I thought he was cringe in the beginning but I’m starting to see that he is based.
This town ain’t big enough for the wonk of us
>>155030890skewered that kebab
>>155028059He is genuinely a drunkard nowadays
>>155030774Bryce isn't a big enough name to get an invite and has lately been shitting on Trump specifically. Sean conveniently forgets that he has had brawls in the crowd and rushed the cage and assaulted a fighter less than a year ago.
>>155030905
>>155028059>that's just guys from louisiana the states bac is a steady .12
>>1550308365 years from now they're going to realize how retarded all of this was especially Bryce. I mean his holy book tells him that jews are gods chosen, those that bring light and dark into the world, and bryce just blaspheming against them nonstop.
belal plan
Belal is to blame for an awful lot
>>155030957If Sean was smarter he could've been America's Mr Satan but thats gone out the window now.
>>155031006shit wrong pic
I blame you, the fans for allowing this kind of behavior to continue.
>>155030979Truth is that billions of goyim have no right to live
>>155031066Turn on your monitor
>>155029006I love Thai people so much. One of the few countries Americans can travel to without being glared at.>>155029123I think its based off of respect. Most Thais will skip a UFC card for a ONE card or even a local stadium event, but they know wrestling typically beats striking and Islam can do both
>>155026542BonfimAllenZiamMitchellIwo
>>155031101All the muslims. All the Hindus. All the Buddhist. All of Africa (except for white South africans and half of Nigeria) All the atheist. That like 75% of the human population.
>>155031225>half of nigeria
>4chan is so contrarian that it’s hip to worship Jews here now that hating them is popular Can’t make this shit up
Post Marcus mghee cooking skills
oh for a morsel of moroccan mingenon neg
Ungrateful scum spend all day posting about a sport that our Aridaddy graciously provides us with
>>155031390how bout marcus mghee dancing skills
>>155031389the average 4chan user is just older b buy a grill start balding you'll be happier
>>155031436Let's go for that!
>>155026542Clownbelaljo "Remember the Shame" MuhammadbakalakadakaBrendan AllenFares ZiamBryce MitchellIwo Baraniewski
Men that look like pic related are the Atlas of our times.
>Armenian from Cali>doesn't walkout to system of down
>>155031390
>>155031756>fries on a burger>collared greens on a burger
8 days untill the BEAST is unleashed
>>155031786
Oh yes wait a minute Mr Postmeng
>>155031836make sure to send them goobys way
>>154977856Come here to join and discuss Zuffa Boxing 07, or make your /heem/ vs /box/ thread and use this.
>>155031917kill yourself now
>>155031938?
Orc bros...
>>155031967if he made this while covered in flies next to a $10 fire pit he'd get millions of views
>>155031917Is this on Youtube?
>>155029848That sounds more like dysgenics, tbqhwy senpai.
>>155031980Yes but only in some countries. Might need a VPN
>>155031975
Zuffa Boxing 07 is live, use a USA VPN to watch it https://www.youtube.com/live/lej1y8P6Ehk?si=HwKKu5oItgBpKQ-W>>154977856
>>155031998that's actually an ancestral aboriginal firepit that volk colonized
>>155032019No i don't think i will.
>>155032021
>>155032019and how to watch it normally? I might watch, I might not, you tell me.
>>155031998>oh hey Volk made something different this ti->it's just a burger again
>>155031998Why does Volk like his food to contain bugs so much?
>>155032043everything is a sandwich including hotdogs
>>155032043He made sloppy joes once
>>155032038Zuffa Boxing 07 stream link >>155032055
Remember that time Yan beat Marcus Mcghee by getting a back body lock and kneeing his thighs for 3 straight minutes in the third round Merab esque
>>155026542BonHEEMAllenFares ZiamMitchellBaraniewski
>>155032071Okay I’ll watch what I can
>>155032091>picks the brazilian go figure
>>154977856LIVE HEEMS HAPPENING
>>155032103Wow the Brazilian picked the Brazilian to win stop the fucking presses everyone we need to address this how could a Brazilian pick a Brazilian to win a fight what rhe actual fuck this is not acceptable how fucking DARE that Brazilian pick a Brazilian to win I am fucking appalled by this naked chauvinism this is fucking disgusting I'm so fucking mad
>>155032071>>155032123We're not using box lil bro
>>155032103he's good though. and despite everything most hues are actually 'ride or die'
>>155032061
>>155032155That's a fine cheese steak but he should have toasted the roll. The texture needs that contrast between the tender steak and the crunch of toasted bread
>>155028059Hate him or love him but at the end of the day it's a fact none of these guys would even sniff the doors of top 10 let alone top 5 when he was around
>>155026542BelalAllenZiamLuna Tafa
>>155032124Factual take. Allen bout to lose for disrespecting Lady Liberty
>>155032061ask yourself why street tacos can taste so good
Why did I pick Tafa god I'm a fucking retard
>top dog is live>heem is deaddicey diceyyyy
I feel like Priscila is the fighter I've watched the most live fights of, fucking weird
Yo mods remove this thread as spam >>154978094
>>155032316you know you're gonna live through the rainjon we've gotta keep the faithdon't you know it's never too late?right now we've gotta keep the faithdon't you let your love turn to hatejon we've gotta keep the faith
D-Rod says power slap and zuffa boxing guys have take over the performance institute and are bullying the ufc fighters.
crazy to think how much minge bongiovi must have heemed in his life he'd have probably done alright without money and fame
>>155032363>judo throws are now a legal boxing move
>>155032363theres a reason the US has been P4P champ for 250 years.
>>155032355nah it's probably bobby king green lad
>>155032461Is Bobby the younger Green brother? I’m familiar with King
The goyim have gone insane
Almost heemed my wrist
you guys watching any fights?
>>155032526WDWTCH
>>155032526the internal battle of man
>>155032525skinny little fag
>>155032525>almost no follow through in anything and I got all the bling
Mods delete spam thread >>154978094
just watched an excellent norwegian movie with the cat finna eat some 'za and not watch a single second of ufc
>>155031998Wasting a bottle of sport like that makes sense for a Least Australian.
>>155032559youll stay for it to hit 500 you briweeb
we are here btwhttps://smotrettv.net/tv/sport/771-udar.html
Justin Goythje? More like Justin GOAThje by rolling thunder
>>155032568no one knows what that is anyway this is heemerica muhphuckka get it right shid
>>155032582dead link. Any description of it?
>>155032061Secret First Australian trick to increase immunity strength.
>>155032596Nectar of the gods is what it is although you are forbidden to drink it due to "religious" reasons.
>witchetty grubi am not unconvinced all the southern slav abo and sicilian has made kwabsfailians essentially brazilians that can almost speak english
are you going to ask us for our passports all evening again?
>bread >oil and vinegar >salt >pinch of pepper
in the PAN. beautiful.
>>155032641yes and no. papers please
>>155032565>not watch a single second of ufcYES you damn well WILL
>>155032663per mio? personalamente?
>>155032668If Kai wasn't 1/8th maori what would he do at faceoffs? Be respectful?
>>155032668Pantoja doesn't realize he is dealing with a maori here
>>155032538Disrespectful
why didn't this shithole website upload my funny image>>155032668kek lil weeping jimmy looks like a sprite
>james can you fetch the post love>IT'S KAI-KARA MOM! GAWLD!
Joshua Van vs james france is the fight to make
*feints the jab**shoots into a schaubsplosion*AAAAAANNNNDDD NEEEEWWWWW!
imagine the little freak in whatever 7th grade when we came back from holiday sticking his tongue out and making like mdotr the auckland version
Why is Bonfim so memoryholed in my mind?What's the /heem/ consensus prediction for this fight? I've read the stats and odds [almost even] but what's the real skill for skill breakdown?
you guys know arman tsarukyan the wrestler from RAF? how do you think he would do if he fought in the UFC?
I guess I'll watch and offer my power to Bryce and Belal. Fuck Israel. TKD.
>>155032757who?
Any passport bro's in the chat?
>>155032757You have sugar in your tank
>>155032757Remember The Name finna get another TKO on his record
>>155032798damn dalby whatever happened there
Takis. Crushed. Fuego hot.Chicken. In the pan. Seared.Coated. Generously. Beautiful.Into the bun. Lettuce. Sauce. Done.Mmmh. Crunchy. Spicy. Delicious.
>>155032793fuck you
>>155032805you look like a stripper put some clothes on mate
>>155032805Volk is the type of dude to sell kool aid soaked pineapples to hoodrats
>>155032805Volk never lost a cookout
Beef. On the grill.Brick. Full smash.Bugs in the meat.Extra protein.Delicious.
tafa is going to win tonight and im not happy to report that to you
>>155032794Umm no?? Just an average /heem/ user. Would just like a breakdown of everyone's thoughts and predictions of tonight's UFC event.
>>155032839that's better
>>155032809
>cup full of air>plate filled with space>fork bending due to imagination
>>155032852hook was an shit movie in hide site but that scene was cool
in four site too
>>155032839Crafty chef
>>155032872havent seen all of Kevin James movies but ill take your word for it
>>155032872>hook was an shit movieIt's a little too long but it's a classic. I watched it on my tablet when i was in prison 2 years ago.
>>155032914you went away at the right time. the ufc is dying
Everyone is watching MIsfits over Zuffa. Dana and heem lost this one it seems.
Burger. Flattened.With a brick.Bugs in the meat.Hangover pending.Head kicked clean off by Islam.
>>155032939>everyone>you and your extended clanwonk
>>155032939I dont watch sports
>>155032975does it mean that much to you?
>>155033007It really sticks with me
the creatures from finland are less than
>>155033020adept at race mixing and that's why americans are jealous of them
took a quick peek at zuffa boxing, good lord
>>155032296Makes sense.
>>155033054Is nina Drama involved at all?
>>155033080doing the halftime show ping pong performance per sources
>>155033078what?
good for belal to get a win again it's what the division needs rn
>>155033090
>>155033181today is the day we reenter the belal era
>>155033194A MEAT CELEBRATION!
>>155033124Street tacos are basically field vaccines, b. I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it.
Cyril Gane.
>Whatever happened to that ol' fag Kiiyon Kimura Really? What's he been up to...
Ant. On the patty. Press on the brick. Look at how it sizzles. Lovely.Bun. Buttered. Toasted.Flies as garnish. Your authentic aboriginal benefit dinner.
>>155032851you're a predator kys
WEARELIIIIIIIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/e8wxchBVH0M
>>155033400Your ancestors didn't give a shit if an ant got on the mammoth liver they were cooking why should you care about a fly in your ground beef
reminds me of that disgusting bug brick freak
>>155033457your ancestors picked cotton for massa
Im 35 Im not gonna watch some young girl talk about MMA wtf
ConservativeAnt
>>155033480Everyone's didAt some point in your bloodline someone was probably a slave who got raped
We got some uncs over here.
kek someone just donated 40 rupee>>155033500nope
that's 35c
fucking peepoo sneed. my ufc nickname? "the nighammer" how you like that huh?
>>155033504The Finns were constant targets for slavery by the Swedes and the Steppe Nomads. The Finnish Slave trade lasted all the way to the Ottoman Empire You 100% have slave blood in your body
>>155033544i do not mr schnozzleburg
>>155033457The fuck are you on about man?
>>155033544blacks guys were all slaves in america and now they rule the place. remember never to get too cocky.
>>155033588he has confessed to being of chandler lineage iykwim (black as the ace of spades)
>>155033642Does this mean the Finns are going to take over Sweden soon
>>155033642yeah but if they ever run out of kool aid chitlins it's over
>soon they fear us in the streets even more than kurds or somalis björn knows his place
>>155033656
Do your jobs mods and delete this spam thread >>154978094One guy speaking to himself for 4 days
>>155033457>>155033646That would make sense. Maybe the magumba didn't care about eating flies, everyone elses ancestors had plenty of techniques to cure and keep flies out and away from meat.
Garth can not afford to lose
Tito's Cantina bouncer and MAGA PATRIOT just dropped a NVKE on the lgbt community
>>155033759imagine being a regular immigrant with ICE up your aspinhole on the daily while all ali had to do was get caught plotting murder
>>155033781
>>155033817
>>155033781All my life I've been waiting for a Gay MAGA Man to save me from the faggots in our media.
>>155033840Mirin
>>155033817me on the right adjusting my shirt
I had no idea the gay maga patriot had a milly on the gram lmao
This is just matgeek posting but less funny
it's a crying shame that we never got to see olivi's swollen chest
>>155033981The support for Gay MAGA is as real as it gets.
i really have to hand it to tom i thought the piers morgan crossover was the nadir of his career and he went and proved me wrong
>>155026542Remember the NameAllenZiamLunaIwo
>>155032804he lost his last fight because the ref thought his weird breathing thing meant he was gassed early tko stoppage, quite sad
>>155026542BonfimAllen Ziam LunaBaraniewski
Last few fights are on >>155032055>>154977856
>This is just matgeek posting but less funny
t minus 3 bongs until Leavitt
>>155034480
>>155034514Leavitt won the story
>>155034514I know this is going to shock and confuse you but he's still my boy.
>>155034563I boy leavitt
>>155034592Leavitt won both the story and the fight here
>>155034620He lost the story here. D.C made him dance Tareeq Nasheed style after the fight. Proper uncle Tom behaviour from Daniel
>>155020707Brazzas is piggies too!
>>155034427I thought Zuffa was always sunday? What the fuck are they doing?
>>155034743nice font on your meme cindy
>>155034888Are they? Saturday makes more sense
i have something to say
that's it. no more caffeine and no more heeming the meng. the comeback starts now.
>>155034934i believe it to be of great importance, im all ears
>>155034932They are sundays but the card is in England so they're doing sat night for bongs if the cards go over there.
>>155035047gather the media round so it travels far and wide
Thawlts on Martinez announcer? His frog yell has grown on me a little bit but dont know if he should take over main events after buffer leaves.
MAKE SOME NOISEIF YOUARE READYYYYYYYY
>>155035332buffer should be shot
>>155035332Nothing and nobody beats Kei Grant, fat, commanding, sharp, direct. Buffer needs to be executed for the faggy drawn-out introductions he does, same with beantinez hes a useless faggot too
>>155035448
>>155035467Be that as it may, should PooFC go with the standard apex Martinez guy or get someone with their own gimmick like the knuck guy type style?
>>155035507They should get MMA joey to do it
>>155035485Okay unc, but that doesnt really help us right now does it?
>>155035485shut up retard, we aren't going to watch your gookslop for nerds. we watch ufc and fuck bitches.
>>155035550>>155035557heh
>>155035332cant believe that in 20 years we will all be crying and calling him a legend of our sport while hes being inducted into the hall of fame
>>155035557
>>155035630Who is this sultry minx?
>>155035557Why must you be so cruel?
>>155035302
>>155026542Canelo AllenZiamBryceIwo
>>155033759Strickland fucking with gaychee this much right before the white house card is pretty funny
>>155035630
Don't talk shit about Justin Gaethje, he's the best representative we have of the Down's Syndrome Community in all sports
every ufc fighter ever: jon jones is the GOATsome fat retards on the internet: erm ackshually he used PEDs and eyepoked people and his resume isn't that impressive
>>155035799
i hate goyimFC
>>155035799Imagine if Papa and Mama Gaethje had aborted Justin God bless them for their virtue.
This is actually a good card now that im looking at it more closely
This is actually a shit card now that im looking at it more closely
I'm watching wow
More closely, this is actually a card shit now that I'm looking at it.
Gaethje is the best argument for anti abortion
Mods I checked and the last 40 posts in this thread were made by the same guy >>154978094Delete this shit
Why is Marcus McGhee fighting some shitter?
Why anything?
Juan El Chapo Izquierdo
>>155035968I hate Dana White and Ari Emmanuel.
>>155035982Thought it was shit until Guru said it was good.His name is The MMA Guru after all, he knows what he's talking about.
>>155035968I think calling it JewFC would be better for your intent. It phonetically sounds like UFC too, and implies it's Jew ran. For people with above normal IQ, who are a little more well read, they're going to see GoyFC and think "So it's a non-jew ran company? based!" because that's what goy means. Goy means non-jew. Shabbos Goy is the serving non-jew who does tasks for the jews on sabbath when they aren't supposed to operate things like electrical appliances :)
>>155035507some psychedelic jefferson airplane warbling like they do in nippon would be comfy
what the hell?
-_-
faggot
>>155026542BonfirmAllenNolanMitchellBaraniewski
Homosexuals love some ufc.
So excited for UFC
>>155036255>>155036255>>155036255
>>155026542BelalAllenZiamMitchellIwo
