Free Ey Malla subedition>manshaft newskarl ded - Ouedraogo called upnot so news, nager is retarded af>games>06.06.26, 20:30VSA vs Buntshaft>/bundes/ WM kicker league:https://www.kicker.de/managerspiel/interactive/se-k01012026/group?joinByToken=2v8wNQTnsD6qoLaYpcJupj63NVHRAKhYDwYJ8fE
>Julian Nagelsmann on calling up Assan Ouédraogo: "With Assan Ouédraogo, we are now adding a player who, like Lenny, had a fantastic start with us.He's also highly talented and should play with courage, freedom and without pressure"
>The winning team in the final training
>all the schalke cucks defending this ouedraogo call up
Who will die first Neuer or Ouedraogo
>>155031961neuer wont even be revived to die
>>155032152
>>155031681This is NOT okay
>>155031558>we are now adding a player who, like Lenny, had a fantastic start with uswas soll der scheiß man, der typ hat 1 länderspiel mit der a-mannschaft, da hat er btw DREIZEHN minuten gespieltfick diesen absoluten trottel nagelsmann
>>155032550Lünebros!
pack mas
>>155032869>Sanass and Pavertz startingso Undav will be a bench player this tournament ggs
>>155031550>KarlMal ehrlich: Nagelsmann hasst ihn ganz offenbar.Das wäre eh nichts geworden.
>>155032869
>>155032869>SanéEs ist vorbei. Unironisch.
>>155032906Gelsenkirchen Original
As long as Sane plays I support every opponent of the NT
Leroy is a changed man according to reports. You will see
inb4 leroy gets injured and nagers calls up Andrich
the raped
The team is already too black. Might as well watch France. This is no longer Germany.
>>155032989the buntshaft rapers
>>155032976>Sanass when they get knocked out in the round of 32
Stimmung!>>>/wsg/6165222
>>155032976>this time for real I swear
>>155032869hahahahanagelsmann was cooming when he heard about the karl injury
>>155032869>5/11 mit Deutschen NamenScheiß drauf, wird eh wieder nichts
Hoffe, diese Kanakentruppe wird abgeschossen
>>155032869this is the biggest WTF of the image for mewhy are they selling out to some crypto shit?you're a fucking national team, have some morals
God I hate it when RTL broadcasts these games. The picture looks so incredibly shit on big TVs. Have they got no shame to still do this in 2026 when everyone has a 4k TV?
>>155033143they literally sold their sovl to Nike man
>>155033158it's the same for ZDF though(don't tell me you still pay for a normal TV connection)
>>155033143>you're a fucking national teamHardly. They are the DFB team.If they could do away with the German flag and anthem, they would.t. rooting for Japan this time
>lehrgang
>>155033185ARD & ZDF HD look about miles better than RTL. The bitrate must be about 3x higher
>>155033158>RTLIs anyone actually still watching that channel?Haven't watched a second of RTL ever since DVB-T got switched off. Have I missed anything of note?
>>155033234Hoe else are you gonna watch the game now
>Ey malla is a stinkstiefel source nager
>>155033251I'm not watching it. I don't care about a team that actively hides its games behind a paywall.They can go fuck themselves.
>>155033213>t. rooting for Japan this time
Japan is based and our closest frens
>>155033362Inzwischen fühlt sich Japan wie ein zweites Zuhause an, kenne mich in Tokyo relativ gut aus und habe hier sogar eine Art Freundeskreis aufgebaut. Who knows, vielleicht verpisse ich mich eines Tages doch hierher & dann heißt es sayonara doitsu
I SEE CLOUDS GAME TERMINATED
>>155033407schalkeanon are you home now? or different guy
Stadion sieht lehr aus.
looks like it could be a gewitter anytime soon lol
>>15503327199% of german households can watch it for free even if it's shit quality. It's just you being an autist
schalkebros i'm back home...dauerkarte abgebucht...the good saison can starten...
>schalke sex touri got deported for creeping on Japanese teens
>>155031550Are germans ready to get btfo by the americhads
>>155033601SAHNE HATTY HEUTE
>TOI TOI TOILOSS LOSS LOSS>TOI TOI TOILOSS LOSS LOSS
heute wird gesoffen bis der sane nen schuss aufs tor hat
>blundershitga flop tillfraud is a shartmerica starterlumo
hurry up you fucking faggot we are already late
Always amazed at how the Amis butcher their national anthem with these performances
BREAKING: Michael Olise is READY to join Real Madrid.He has been informed of the club's interest, and he is WILLING to join.Real Madrid know about the player being willing to join, which is why they will make an official bid for him next week. @Ramon_AlvarezMM
WAIT FOR THE JETS
Trumps America is fascist asf
>>155033849>@Ramon_AlvarezMMI think stuff like this should be verklagbar
This is cringe already
>Sharts
>American defending Lell
clapclapclapclap
KAI KAI KAI KAI KAI
DER KAISER
PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ PAVERTZ
Lügenfritz lel
>rainbow jersey numberswhat the fuck is this gay shit
>Dest
>Yeah I'm a huge Bayern fan (i live in the Netherlands)
>>155033531Japan goalie naomi osaka tier
>we are getting cooked by shartgods
I wonder where the No. 1,. Manuel Neuer, is?!
yeah sane is still dogshit
musel is washer then washed
Honestly this German team plays like shit
meine fresserunter mit sane
>Sanass does the gaynaldo chop and loses the ballkek
Holy fukken golazo
MEET ZE ROBINSON
Neuer would have saved that
>Baumann
>not covering the 16erwhat did Nager mean by this?
Sane muss runter
>>155034871Atubolu too bud sadly Germany is a RACIST country
>>155034871>>155034880hahaha the hivemind
>cuckberl wants to spend 60m on braun
Personally I think during the second half we should see both Merz and Trump on the field too
once again there's not a single ounce of tactics besides>lol pass it to Musiala/Wirtz and hope for the bestvisibleNagelsmann needs to go before the WC.
Yeah there's literally no chance Germany makes it past the round of 32
>>155035192France lost against Ivory Coast btw
players I have not seen on the field this half>Wirtz>Nmechabonus for being visible but shit>Musiala>Havertz>Schlotterbeckgiga bonus for being giga shit and should be getting sent home>Sane
They just showed my old office building on the tv
>German commercial talking about „anschluß"Not this again
>>155035192"no chance" goes too far, but it certainly looks a lot like it won't happen.
ich hab keinen fernseher. wo streamen?
>>155035496Wow man that's unfortunate. You should buy a tv, it's well worth it, even if it's just a small one . Anyway I think the closest stream here is over in Berchtesgaden
>sahnay
treeman!!
we are cooked
>Pulisicthis is USA's best player lol
Sane neuer goretzka quadrangle nübel thiaw i have found the right issue too much weak mind schalke in this Germany squad
USA needs to chill out. It's just a friendly. We are not playing for real. Chill.
why are the mutts playing murderball in a friendly a week before the world cup
sane hatewatch bros we are eating good
lmfaoraus mit demnahc hause mit dem
WHY THE FUCK IS SAHNE STILL IN
>letting Sanass take free kicks
>>155035734>>155035740>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY SOCCER YOU HAVE TO BE NICEAlways gotta hit em with the we don't do that in Germany stare
How will the Nager explain the Sane performance later?
/bundes/ 00perts PWNED
>>155035798>SOCCERwe don't do that in Germany*stares*
Damn us sane haters sure so feel DUMB don't we?
nein nein nein
OH NONONONONONONONO80 MILLION BUNDESTRAINER BTFO
>>155035822lmao he got that on a silver platter
DE LIROJ
Yeah I'm thinking Startelfgarantie
>>155035807Now we know
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the goal that knocked us out of the WC
Negersmann just came in his pants
Hundav geistesblitz. our 2026 müllkrug
der neger hat 60 minuten lang nix gemacht außer 20 bälle hergeschenktnoch dazu war das seine position die bei der ecke nicht abgesichert wargenialer pass von musiala und vorlage von Havertz und der versager muss ihn nur noch reinschiebenPEINLICH
De Deniz
>>155035962wem juckts wenn er die dinger macht du schwanzkopf
ja also klasse pass aber ihr habt ja auch den abschluss von sane gesehen oder? das war top.
>>155036048weil er die gegen richtigen mannschaften nicht macht du absoluter hurensohnwir kämpfen hier grad ums überleben gegen die amis LOL
>>155035962Racist. Saged
>>155035962you are so MAD rn
That hat makes nager look even more retarded
>>155036081>wir kämpfen hier grad ums überleben gegen die amis LOLSieh es mal so: Immerhin dürften sie bei der WM nicht die bescheuerte Hand-vorm-Mund-Geste machen.Ist in den FIFA-Regeln offiziell verboten worden.Sie werden frühzeitig heimkehren und dann haben wir endlich wieder Ruhe von ARD, DFB und Co.
>>155036081we're winning insert mertesacker quote
>1 weißer gegen 4 amerikanerloddar, please
>amirikomm, hör auf
>musiala was still on the pitch
is Amiri half Indian?
>>155036519no, fully Afghan
>>155036373Same
scally got PWNED by b00
You guys are so soft. Just a bitch made nation
>>155036700You are losing and chimping out btw
>>155036700stfu, you worship jews and pay them while we erased them from europe
>>155036700shut the fuck up jt and goon to some brazilian women
>>155036791Jews are based afkys
>>155036831hey piggypig piggy pig pig
see, already made one muzzie scumbag seethe merely by mentioning them
Muslims and jews should rule Germany to make up for the historical wrongs that Germany has done to these two noble peoples
>thiaw, rüdiger, woltebitch 0 minutesNAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOYS
>Nach dem Spiel hatte Julian Nagelsmann im RTL-Interview dann auch einige Worte für Fußball-Deutschland übrig: "Ja da sieht man es doch mal wieder, 80 Millionen Idioten, die keine Ahnung haben. Der Leroy hat jetzt wieder mal bewiesen, was er drauf hat und wieso er seinen Startplatz im Gegensatz zu anderen Kandidaten, wie jetzt z.B. Deniz oder Lenny, verdient hat. Einfach eine Eins mit Stern für ihn heute. Bomben-Leistung."
>>155037339>Source: it was real in my mind
>Waldemar Anton (* 20. Juli 1996 in Olmaliq, Usbekistan als Wladimir Anton)Ich kann das alles nicht mehr
>>155037339i know this is fake but it could also be real
>>155037765??one non-German by birthplace and you start freaking out?
>>155037765Russian spy
>>155037765>als Sohn russlanddeutscher Elternkys you fucking retard
des changing your birthname from Vladimir to Waldemar is highly sus
Waldemar Putin
>>155033877Why dont you return the favor and do something about it
he should've changed it to Wolodymyr instead
he will remind them.
>Laut dem „Express“ soll die Absage der El-Mala-Seite die Verantwortlichen am Geißbockheim fassungslos gemacht haben, die Meldung habe alle ins Mark getroffen
>Baumann sei eine »Weltklasse-1b-Lösung«, meinte er. »In den letzten Wochen war es ja nicht leicht für ihn. Riesenkompliment. Er ist ein super Typ. Und ein sehr, sehr guter Torwart«, sagte Nagelsmann.>Der Bundestrainer räumte auch Zweifel an der Einsatzfähigkeit des angeschlagenen Manuel Neuer aus. Der Nationaltorhüter werde nach der Ankunft am Montag im WM-Quartier in Winston-Salem mit dem Teamtraining beginnen und beim Auftaktspiel gegen Curacao am 14. Juni im Tor stehen
>>155047101>argument to not call up Ey MallaLast game was 16th of May and Ouedraogo played more recently>neuer last gamemay 16
>>155047024Hat Nager Kölnverbot?
>>155047488i think its not about the N11 but the transfer to brenton(?), no?
There should be special dopa epiaodes for the wm
>Düsseldorf's Satoshi Tanaka has reached an agreement with Schalke 04. A formal contract is expected to be signed after a medical check. Permanent transfer. done deal 100%Rüsseldorf? Gerupft
any way to solve the problem that the dopa stream mutes itself once you switch to another tab/window? i just want to have it on in the background...
>>155047601there aren't?
>>155047633The Bitcoin guy is playing for schalke now?
has /r/ been nuked?
>Nagelsmann erläutert Ouédraogo-Nominierung: "Wir wollten unbedingt wieder einen Jungen mitnehmen, der mit Lenny den besten Eindruck hinterlassen hat. Assan hat von allen Spielern nach seinem Lehrgang extrem positives Feedback gekriegt. Er ist ein super angenehmer Mensch, der große Fähigkeiten hat."
>>155047015>der neue Sane???
>>155048062hast du seine einwechslung nicht gesehen letztens? das war top.
>>155047665Only highlights/best of iirc
Zverev bout to start the german white boy summer
>>155050500Germany and losing name a more iconic duo
americans and mass shootings
>>155050712jt and loosing his hair
>>155047633Release clause went from 10 million to one million due to the relegation lol
Ich hoffe dieser Negerhaufen verliert jedes Spiel. Umso schneller ist die Schmach vorbei.
Which one should I get?
>>155051468Send that freak flying
>poorevmayb jt was right
trooned into the trannis and zverGOD is doing it
with "it" meaning choking
another rerun, ugh
he chose to represent Germany at the wrong time is allRussia won the ladies event yesterdaycan't fight gravity
classic Hühnchen choke
>German mentality Keeeek
>>155055209
not really. it's where he is from and where he should be tho
He only won because of the Russian in him (like wwii)
Jungs wir holen das Teil. Macht euch bereit, kein Spaß, wir krüppeln uns zum unverdientesten wtf-sieg der WM-Geschichte und dieses verhurte board wird komplett verzweifeln
>>155057209>schalke steigt auf>deutschland wird weltmeistersounds believable desu
DEUTSCHLAND GRAND SLAM
>>155057414>WIR SIND GRÄN SLÄM
>>1550574141) he's Russian 2) he's from hamcuck (german minority city)[spoiler] secretly I wanted zverev to win he deserves it and is pretty based and plus i hate shitalians [/spoiler]
alles ist möglichdie vsa werden erobert
>>155057838Du dummer schluchtenscheißender Neger warum bist du so?
Zverev is a trainwreck human being handcrafted for daytime trash tv
Hamburgods carrying Germany as per
>>155057414do amerisharts have two assholes?
Christian Eriksen just collapsed on the pitch in the Denmark vs Ukraine friendly and the game has been abandoned at 2-1.
>>155057962>be just fine for 5 years>move to göyman>gets notfalleinsatzed
>>155056205...
>>155057876>daytime trash tvHe is going to become the Boris Becker of the late 2020s.I wonder how many affairs he is going to have and what ISP he is going to advertise for.I'd bet on United Internet there, but what do I know?
>>155056205
>>155057962he will be the star attraction of second Bundesliga then
>>155057962there was some kurd in the rehab who had an implanted defi that had a malfunction. it occasionally shocked his heart even if not needed. he didn't go to the doctors with the malfunction, instead he adapted by getting a sixth sense kind of thing and lay down once he "feel another shock incoming".fucking cyborgs man
>>155057962AGAIN?
>>155059243time is a flat circle
>>155058501>there was some kurdt. the kurd
Do it against Trump this year too
GuMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtpxOK-HEpg
>>155064938nah, they learnt from that mistake
>Said El Malas Mutter setzt sich für einen Wechsel zum BVB ein. Sie habe bereits in der Vergangenheit für Dortmund plädiert.GuMo
>>155065849greatest agentBeier-Mala is the future
>ynr Ronny saying that because of globohomo the dfb was no longer allowed to use the German flag
>>155066224Real Patriots will wear this though
>>155066224Pfwoooaaah junge ist das geil. Kauf ich
>Eriksen faking another heart issue so he doesn't have to play 2nd bundes next seasonyou can trick everyone else but not me
>>155066677wrong
>>155066677>>155067239Poor fags
>>155066677trvthnvke, Tedi chud gets the qt
>>155066677>>155067239kek imagine paying to be a walking ad for these negers
>>155067486>qtlmao just look at these Untermenschen
spiegel bremi
I mog ever single one of these inbred mongs
>Manuel Neuers Ex Nina ist schwangerDer Manu kann's immer noch
uhm brownbros… wtf is this
Probably peaked at 9 when I got the missing Arne Friedrich Panini Sticker for the album. Should've ended it at this point.
>>155067605put the fries in the bag bremi
>>155067486Ossis need a Frauenquote kek
>>155067825/bundes/ meet up was erfolgreich
>>155069034Damn these mfers fly af fr
>>155069460spot jt (challenge: very easy)
>Kimmich ruing that he didn't join the PSG über-teamuff
>Aseko close to joining Eintracht FrankfurtAny b00n or hannover fans able to tell me what to expect from him?
>>155069905
>>155070062With Kimmich in midfield PSG wouldn't have won the CL twice. With him as a right back and a 6 that doesn't get bullied by the big boys (no Bundes team obviously) Bayern would have won the CL instead
Wann versteht die Schweiz endlich, dass diese beiden zwar einen Schweizer Pass besitzen, sich jedoch offensichtlich stärker mit Albanien identifizieren als mit der Schweiz? Bei jeder Gelegenheit stellen sie Albanien und ihr Herkunftsland in den Vordergrund.Wer die Schweiz auf internationaler Ebene repräsentiert, trägt eine besondere Verantwortung. Von Nationalspielern darf man erwarten, dass sie sich respektvoll, professionell und vorbildlich verhalten. Dazu gehören Demut, Reife und die Bereitschaft, die Werte des Landes zu vertreten – nicht nur auf dem Spielfeld, sondern auch abseits davon, selbst dann, wenn niemand zuschaut.Wenn Spieler dieser Verantwortung nicht gerecht werden, sollte zumindest diskutiert werden, ob sie weiterhin die richtige Wahl für die Nationalmannschaft sind.Und ich sage das als Schweizer mit Migrationshintergrund. Gerade deshalb finde ich ein solches Verhalten absolut unwürdig. Man kann stolz auf seine Wurzeln sein und gleichzeitig die Schweiz respektvoll vertreten. Wer das Schweizer Trikot trägt, sollte sich bewusst sein, welche Verantwortung und Vorbildfunktion damit verbunden sind.
define swissness
>>155071369okay, this is based af
>>155071369>>155071500This is the least popular Swiss national team in any sport in history. Now they're trying to damage control again to squeeze out as much money for their career as possible (including the genuinely Swiss players)I despise them so much
>>155071678can't imagine Xhaka ever doing it just for the moneyhe has ambitionif you mean him
the whiskey and the bundes
Somewhat hard to build a German NT without ngubus
