Early match thread for the hype and banter.The almighty Eng-er-lund >FIFA ranked #4vsNew Zealand>FIFA ranked #85Play in this hotly awaited friendly world cup warm up. What we know:Tuchel plans to play a totally different 11 each 45 minutesIt's hotThe pitch is shockingly shit.
If this isn't at least 6-0 to England then it's a disaster.
>first time ever that England & NZ are playing each other in two different sports at the same time
>>155033209Shit pitches this year's Jabulani?
will they?
Was thinking of getting a McDonalds at half time but then I remembered that if you go to McDonalds these days it looks like pic related Are they still an official World Cup sponsor these days?
>>155033209Who's Raymond James?
England: Pickford, Stones, Guehi, Quansah, Spence, J. Henderson, Mainoo, Rogers, Rashford, Watkins, Kane.>Subs: D. Henderson, Trafford, Konsa, O'Reilly, Burn, Livramento, Anderson, Bellingham, Gordon, Toney, James, Scott, King, Nwaneri, Ngumoha.>2026>still starting Jordan Henderson in any international>>155034463Finance company.
>>155034463Famous homosexual pirate from tampon bay
Emma!
>>155034475What kind of formation is that
>>155034291I don't get it, he just looks like one of our lions
>First time posting on here for a while>"Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse"Does that mean i'm living close to some wrong 'un?
>>155034598it's a friendly, anon, they'd play the lady who cleans the toilets if it meant her getting a chance to run around on the grass for a while
>>155034598Terrible
New Zealand XI: Crocombe, Cacace, Boxall, Surman, Payne, Stamenic, Singh, Bell, Garbett, Wood, Just.>Subs: Paulsen, Woud, Barbarouses, Bayliss, Bindon, De Vries, Elliot, McCowatt, Old, Pijnaker, Randall, Rufer, Smith, Waine.
not DJED Spence??
>your pundits? a woman and an irishman
will this get rained off like the cricket vs new zealand was today haha
>Stay up til 4am to watch this>Team news comes out>Jordan Henderson startsGoodnight lads
>>155034997aren't the burgers shit scared of lightning and sport combining?
The big question for me is will Tango be in attendance?
>>155034981kick it out yeah?
>>155035064>kick them outYes please
>>155035064kikitout plays for france m8
What time is KO?
>>15503519033 bings
Tossing up whether to go down the pub or not.Guess it'd get me out of the house and be somewhat social, might be a laugh. Negatives are the weather is shit and it might have annoying women there shouting to be attention seeking and ruin the atmosphere.
>>155035197Cheers mate
What the fuck are those shoes Wrighty is wearing?
>>155035209My new hobby lately is wear an adult nappy then drink 2 litres of pepsi and fart and shit myself constantly in a movie theater during childrens movies and laugh really hard and flail at the jokes, i try and sit as close to young girls as i can
>>155035209>The truth about Bonnie Blue’s pregnancyhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15877499/truth-Bonnie-Blue-pregnancy-father-family-stunt-banned.htmlWhat dumb bastard knocked her up?
>henderson startingHope he breaks both legs.
>Wrighty asking if he can go on the Tampa pirate boat
>>155035209>annoying women there shouting to be attention seeking and ruin the atmosphereThey do that wherever they go to be fair
Djed spence playing for England makes a mockery of international football, not only because he’s patently not English in any way, but also because he’s fucking wank and was picked over Lewis hall to fill a covert FA diversity quota fuck off x
>>155035314Why would they risk a good player on this shit pitch?
Gabriel Clarke looks awful
>>155035309Could have been literally any number of random people. She probably has no idea.
>>155035339They should execute all black niggers
>>155035058Of course he is
>>155035374True x
>>155035338I know but I genuinely find them unbearable during international football tournaments.
In Withernsea, possibly one of the most forgotten corners of England
>>155035307/AFL/ thread's on page 7, lad
>>155035407Agreed. They compete to see who can be the most obnoxiously performative fan
>>155035413looks comfy
>>155035413I dont remember asking mate
>>155035407bless this man. Happy to just see boobs in the wholesome sense. Nothing like the other degenerate perverts
>>155035413what did you have for lunch?
>>155035445Right tell you what you speccy cunt
>>155034269God I hope not.
>>155035309Hasn't she got a husband or boyfriend? Could have sworn he's her handler.
>>155035512She has an MI5 handler. They wheel her out and promote her degeneracy whenever the natives kick off about something
>>155035541It genuinely happens every time
>>155035541I just remember some bloke from that Channel 4 documentary.
>>155035541>>155035554aye, every time theres trouble or potential trouble out she comes... riots, rape gangs, she immediately hits the press
>>155035482Absolutely agree. That Arab lad looks like he's never seen a woman in his life before.
>>155035309>Subscribe to continue readingqrd?
>>155035595>tldr she’s a slag/psyop
>>155035588She'll be in the crowd tonight then after the protests about the police handcuffing that stabbed white lad as he was dying.
>>155035615No, she’s going to get pissed on at her baby shower instead>karen carney looking like a corpse>graham souness died for this
>>155035389>"spreading the gospel"I have faith
>>155035389>God Save the KingBased
>>155035649I love this photo. Tango could easily be on the howdah of a war elephant here.
kill jordan henderson, behead jordan henderson, roundhouse kick jordan henderson into the concrete, slam dunk a jordan henderson’s baby into the trash can, crucify filthy henderson, defecate into jordan henderson’s food, launch henderson into the sun, stir fry jordan henderson in a wok, toss jordan henderson into active volcanoes, urinate into henderson’s gas tank, Judo throw jordan henderson into a wood chipper, twist hendersons head off, report henderson to the IRS, karate chop jordan henderson in half, curb stomp jordan henderson’s pregnant wife, trap henderson in quicksand, Crush jordan henderson in the trash compactor, liquify jordan henderson in a vat of acid, eat henderson, dissect henderson, exterminate jordan henderson in the gas chamber, stomp jordan henderson’s skull with steel-toed boots, cremate jordan henderson in the oven, lobotomized henderson, mandatory abortions for henderson’s mother, grind henderson fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown jordan henderson in fried chicken grease, vaporize henderson with a raygun, kick old jordan down the stairs, feed jordan henderson to alligators, slice hendo with a katana.
>>155035721This is unironically why he had to leave Saudi >>155035644>pissed on Does she even do stuff like this? Thought she just did vag only but high quantity. My Mrs does filthier stuff than her but just with me... well and the odd goth girl that takes her fancy.
Isn't Jordan Pickford shit? Why is he still England's goalie?
>NZ>Singh startingBASED i'm switching alligencesCHAK DE KIWIS CAMON YAAR
>>155035389The thinnest man in Florida
>fan with an England shirt that has an onlyfans sponsorI'm so jelly
>>155035788All our other keepers shit themself when in the England shirt.
>>155035788Best goalkeeper in the world, lad. Mind your tone, yeah?
is that a black foid referee?
>>155035407corr.
Whats the temp there? And is there risking of DEADLY thunderstorms?
>female refoh for fuck sake
>tranny refstate of it
Is this the match thread?
NZ anthem should just be GSTK surely
>>155035788No he's decent, not world class but the best we have. Pretty much always shows up for us. Only Dean Henderson is anywhere near his level.
>female re
>noid foid ref
HOOOOOOOOOLY KINO THE VINTAGE 1994 GOALPOSTS ARE STILL THERE
GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND
Red stars >>> white
The absolute state of America
>>155035914Asneed
why tf couldnt they hold some group games in oregon or a state like that? they might as well have picked hawaii
>>155035914Yeah we all know you hate everything white and love everything red you communist nigger wog vermin cunt if you were in front of me right now id tear your throat out with my bare foot
The most flat National Anthem i've ever fucking heard. The state of it; no fucking passion.
>>155035954
NZ have a player called Singh, kek
This England team is absolute pony, we don't have a chance in hell this summer
here's hoping we won't see any vtubers posted in this thread
>Sarpeet Singhlmao surely these are terrible
my only exposure to normie tv is during international football and it's more dire than i expected it to be
>>155035958as much passion as I have for them tbf
>>155035954It doesn't help that it's a shit anthem.
>>155035988Pony is Cockney rhyming slang for crap
>>155035983You only singh when you winning
>>155036002I feel like a cat getting sprayed with a water bottle whenever I see a TV advert
Your ref lads
>>155035988This lineup or our strongest lineup? I think they're changing the entire team at half-time.
>that half empty stadiumkek this world cup is going to be so grim
Children's charity match atmosphere
>>155036035this lineup especially, but I don't think we have a strong back four anywhere in the squad.
>>155036039Looks about a third full.Holy shit.
lol that centre line is all wavy because the pitch is so shit
what is up with that pitch
new zealand? more new whatevertheantonymofzealisland LMAOsee you june 22nd
>>155035988I know still going to be ITSposting though
>>155036066DEI line painters
this is going to be played with less intensity than a testimonial or even socceraidexpecting an almighty slurper
I am watching the match
>>155036039You're always guaranteed to see lots of England flags at least.
kek
>sunny matches while watching in the eveningpeak cosy
POOEY ARSEY WANKY TONG Poopeeland anthem be like >MUTHAFUCKA LUCKA FUCK WAYEY OH LA LA UTTER FUCKER AREOLA >GAAAARD DEEEFEND POO PEELAND
The viral shit with tim payne is kinda cringe desu
>>155036136thankful to not know what you're on about
i cant believe argensimios made that tim payne popular,nuke us please
Quansah already can't be arsed to move
>still haven't scoredYeah I'm thinking another RO16 exitAlso hurry up and give the home nations their own flags
>>155036077How do we recover from this, bros?
>>155036147why, its just banter
>>155036136What about the former Wasps prop?
>>155036132Got a core childhood memory of pretending I needed the toilet at night during USA 94 and seeing about 10 seconds of a Romania match. The same exoticism hit me then.
this commentator has been briefed to find Rashford a new club
rashy lookin' extra zesty today
Scotland just scored
look at those names on that fucking stand>Tony Dungy
>>155036203Where
>>155036203who
>>155033209Literally just three White men in the outfield for “England”.This is a humiliation ritual.
Rain delay is over?
Attendance looks less than a league one match
>>155036208>malcolm glazerGas them
>>155036212In the Sports Illustrated Stadium. Not even joking.
>>155036225some uneven bounce on this pitch as well
>>155036136he now has more followers than some of our world cup players,one of the most embarrasing shit in a long time,dude has zero charisma
>>155036219This certainly isn't England's strongest starting 11, and they're changing everyone at half-time.
>>155036219and when they win, you will have everyone say ''divsersity won england the world cup. you mad racists?''
>>155036242I don’t think I believe you
>>155036256Gareth tried that and diversity cost England the win
>>155036155>Also hurry up and give the home nations their own flagsprobably best for all we larp behind the one flag pretending to be the other (or dare I say it, welsh) when we both completely shit the bed
i don't think i've seen an England player try a mazy run since Gazza
>>155036249the ''strongest'' 11 that tuchel will be the same. 4 white players?
>>155036281Gordon does try it but he never gets anywhere
>>155035988They have 7 blacks playing for them which means plenty of speed and size advantage over everyone except Brazil, France, and Netherlands.If there isn’t a truly great team in this tournament then nigland could easily win it.
>saar
England look shite
Hello how are you
>>155036256In this social climate I’d rather we just get nuked.
>>155036297physicality doesn't help when they don't have a brain
LOL
>Watkins
KWAB
>>155036297if speed won the world cup then west africa would win it every year
Could even get it on target.
england world cup group is shit,mafia FIFA strikes again
Ban all Aston villa players from the national team
Dog shit.
>WatkinsYou know who would have hit the target there.
keesh in the oven ready for half time
>>155036343Sign rogers up quick arsenal
>>155036326Haven’t you been watching for the last few years?Football has been dead since liverpoo and spurts CL final in 19.Did you not just see Africa win the CL for the second year in a row? Inter got smashed by nothing but raw pace.I get the will to believe in something good, but nigger physical advantage is 90% of what football is now.If there isn’t a truly once in a generation team in this WC then one of those 4 I mentioned is sure to win it.
>>155036355It’s pronounced queesh
>>155036355horrible cunt
>>155036271>Gareth tried thatGareth was told to do that
>bongs brag about playing on the rain>cant handle the mild american heatlul
>>155036281England misses this. If we were serious we'd be taking talented junior school geordie kids out of school immediately and have them raised by negligent alcoholic parents. Educate them only through Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and The Mirror and lock them outdoors with a ball 16 hours a day.
>>155036355Not having a maccers with the mrs
The state of these shots. Blame the pitch.
>>155036338France 2018.
>>155036369So was Tommy ticker
a decent englel team would be at least 3-0 up by now, especially against a team of spear chuckers.it's not going home this year
>>155036372so true
if we win the World Cup i'm taking my shirt off lads
>>155036363A full pacy black France team lost to a bunch of Argentine manlets, soul overcomes all
taking a shot every time the commentators mention the heatI know i'm already fucked but it's been such a short time it's not yet hit me
>>155036400Plus refs and the financial backing of the Qatari state
>>155036386Wouldn't surprise me
Oof Kane
what a shot
A proper shot finally
>>155036396you're not taking it off for the next 6 weeks?
does the ref have an OF? she looks feisty
>Benderson shouting at a woman
>>155036439We WILL have are England back
>>155036439
>>155036400That Argentina team was super elite and it still needed penalties.I don’t get why so many people here are unwilling to see what has been happening in sport for over 100 years. From boxing to nfl to football, sport has been the story of black mediocrity triumphing over white excellence due to a plethora of physical advantages that have been documented for a long time.
>>155036439I dream of prime Shearer. Take me back
>>155036439now that's a fackin team i could cheer for
>>155036439it is so over
>>155036439why can't we have SOVL kits like these anymore
>>155036439Psycho and Gazza would support our Rupert. Not sure about the others.
>>155036439Neville was always such a nerd.
>>155036439millions WILL go
Come on EnglandGet that goalThen don't let them score a goalThat's the goal
Yikes
fanny-rashford is so shit, why is he on the squad? surely englel have enough coloureds to make up the diversity requirements without bringing that spastic along
>20 minutes gone>ZERO goalsKRAUT FRAUD OUT FUCKING RIGHT NOW
Hows Tim Payne playing? Im betting he must be shitting himself hard on all the pressure from the memes
>>155036439What a squad this was
>>155036488There is no upper limit to diversity when it comes to replacing the English people
>>155036445weird tits
>>155036501söuthgate
what the fuck are these shots?is the gravity different over there?
>>155036439#englandtoowhite
20 mins in and rorke is still crashing out
>>155036528they've got the Jabulani back
>>155036477Southgate’s lips convince me that he’s not human.He’s some sort of subhuman bird/man hybrid.Like how Starmer is some sort of pigman cryptid.
the fuck is that thing wearing
>>155036456>sport has been the story of black mediocrity triumphing over white excellenceKek no it hasn't.
Spence is so fucking bad
>>155036522i'd cum on them
>Tottenham get battered everywhere they go
WOKE INTERVAL
>>155036456boxing: the heavyweight champion is white slavufc: no black championsbasketball: 2 of the top 5 players in the league are white slavsfootball: GOATs of the sport are whiteNFL: QB GOAT is whiteYou sound like a defeated cuck or a coping black
>g*rman is even more of a wog lover than Wankgate ever wasAnd this was a guy that held a press conference saying how he'd love Saka to fuck his daughter. Things have never been more grim.
>>155036528It's their shit pitch
drinks breaks are pathetic
>>155036439that era and the one after with lampard, gerrard, owen etc completely ruined by the FA and their insistence on hiring shit managers
>>155036477They sing with such passion, not like the wank lot we got now. Half the sods probably don't even know the words.
Wtf 2-3 minute hydration break.
>>155036439diversity is our strenght!(new players are all africans)
>>155036439Based.
>quarter time water breakgame's dead
>>155036400That was rigged for Argentina
>>155036559well your anthem sounds like a funeral march
Why the fuck is the clock still running?
ITV has a 24/7 world cup channel
>>155036439Beautiful.
>>155036539delap broke his jaw with a flying elbow a few weeks ago the dirty sod
>>155036573tftp
Erm... G-Guys, why's it still 0-0?
>music during the drinks break
>Tactical timeout at the quarter way markDead "sport"
Remember to stay hydrated lads.
>the pirate shipFuck me, kek
>palm cooling technology>ice jacketsFuck this gay DEI woke crap, just play the fucking game.
>>155036590too facking hot
>fat Mexican retard lady in Madrid kit
scotland scored again
>>155036558Media tried to tell me for years England couldn't win a world cup with Shearer Owen Lampard Gerrard Terry Beckham etc because of the team instead of the managers
anyone clip the slag in the white nike cap?>>155036590because englel are absolute shite
THIS IS GRIM
>>155036439would you trade this for a soulful semi finals exit instead of winning with 90% black team?
THEY'RE EATING ORANGE SLICES
>>155036599what a good boy
>>155036547If you look at boxing, nfl, ufc history whites are way underrepresented. Whites are a tiny minority of the NFL. Some nigger brute has been the most dominant champion in just about every ufc belt.Brazil have won 2 WCs and France 2 using teams of pacemen.You’re pretending it isn’t as bad as it is. I don’t know why you would do that. Cowardice?
>jaw broken by DelapGenuinely pathetic
>>155036614Football's so brown-coded now
>>155036605stat nerds in the back have ruined are game
Sam Allardyce has a 100% win rate with England.... just saying....
>>155036573At least we aren't ashamed of ours, you lot don't even sing all the verses of yours because muh nazis.
>>155036621In a heartbeat
>State of the pitch>State of the weather>State of the fairground Pirates of the Caribbean theme park modelThis world cup is going to be shit isn't it lads
>>155036626*brazil won 5
>>155036621i'd take round 32 desu
>>155036626>Brazil have won 2 WCs using teams of pacemenbit reductive that
>>155036654You forgot inevitable stadium shooting.
5 fucking niggers, I can’t cheer for this
Even the spawn of our former white players is being bred out of existence. This is Matthew Upson's son. Looks like he should be scamming old women from an Indian call centre.
look on the brightside lads, at least there's no muslims on the squadcalling that a total civnat win
>>155036682nah I don't agree actually
>>155036547Black yank giants stopped playing boxing they all want to be either nfl players or basketball. Deontay Wilder started boxing at 20 years old and became a world championUFC I don't give a hoot about the history of that sport but hear people call Jon Jones the goatPele mogs the HGH fraud
>>155036682That dark individual djed spence is a Muslim
>>155036682Spence is Muslim
>>155036682isn't spence one or was that fakenews from twatter?
>singhnew zealand have an indian? lmao
>>155036666I meant 5 didn’t I
>argie commentator of ESPN having a orgasm everytime payne touches the ballbomb us
>>155036695It’s over
this is... pathetic
This kiwi team will be more ethnically English than England. What a fucking joke.
>>155036689>Deontay Wilder started boxing at 20 years old and became a world championwilder fought binmen and 50 year old cubans, he never faced any one of talent until he met Fury, and he got smashed in. He even got smashed in by Parker. And by the chink. Utter managed fraud.
>>155036682When is the great purge anyway?
>>155036714not really teams of pacemen were they. very much played at their own tempo.
>>155036695>>155036693I still have no idea how the fuck Spence is in the squad
>>155036614Yanks waiting for crodie
.
>>155036728Este.
eating half a pack of maoms, had the other half last night
>>155036745Genuinely baffles me
>>155036745Muh pace
>>155036682Quansah must be
>>155036745muslim checkbox
>Englel can't even beat some sheep farmers>meanwhile Scotland 2-0 up on top south american opposition
>>155036750Kek
>>155036757dont rush lad
>>155036745Tuchel hates Trent
I thought Spence was a raw, but promising up and coming player, he's fucking 25.
Predict right now who is getting a tournament ending injury today
>>155036766>bolivia>top south american opposition
>>155036743Their goals come from raw pace sprints. It doesn’t matter that they were patient in build up play if the crucial moment that the opponent is beaten is with a push and run down the wing.
they aint gonna go hard on this micky mouse yank pitch lads dunno what you expect
>>155036757Corrrr the raspberry and cherry ones are fackin' 'andsome
>>155036711hope he packed his kirpan
>>155036766>top south american opposition>boliviamate
>>1550367501 (you) = 1 prayer
>>155036790are you basing all of this on the carlos alberto goal?
>>155036787they beat Brazil in the qualifiers
>>155036786My wife if they carry on playing like this.
>>155036784I wouldn’t kill that mudshark slag if I ever saw her in Minecraft. Not at all.
>>155036766>friendlies
don't worry lads, we'll make sure it comes home
>>155036766Olivia from Bolivia won't be happy to see this.
>>155036782Just needs more time, heh
>scotland 3-0 upWe can't let Scotland show us up.
>>155036813kekget the nightingale hospitals back up we're in trouble
>>155036811I beat my dick in the qualifiers nigga what of it
>>155036813Kek
>>155036824Can't believe Che Adams is playing a world cup in big 26
>>155036764I am actually convinced of this desu. Noticed he still did not sing the anthem this time around. Honestly hate the little rat fuck.
oh oh they be seething
>>155036809No, nigger. Jairzinho was nothing but pace, pele was the same and with a ridiculous jumping height. Nothing but raw physical advantage.
>>155036794A shot on target would be nice
just had a look at the Bolivian squad and it's whiter than the england team lmao
>>155036796>>155036776orange > strawberry > cola > apple > cherry > raspberryi line them up in that order, if i have multiples i put them into that order for round one, but that is my final line up
>>155036824Shankland deserves it
genuinely don't think we're making it out of the group stage lads
I'll take a 1-0 win Kane (p) right now.
>>155036813kek
>>155036813KEK
got some fockin beer on the go ant icmon spencey
WE NEED MORE BLACK PLAYERS, MAKE THE CHANGES TUCHEL, WE CAN'T WIN IF WE HAVE ANY WHITE ON THE FIELD
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm where is the goals deluge? shitgland are being outplayed by coca cola league one
>>155036846Yes famously a team of players who couldn't pass and had adama traore tier technique
Is Rashford a gay?
>>155036850I spam the raspberry and cherry ones and graze on the rest throughout the week
>>155036813lo0ol
>>155036871England are shit pls understand.
If we lose this friendly they might as well pack their bags and come home
>>155036873Whatever. Believe your media myths if you like.
>>155036825Billy from Chile will console her.
i come from the ger vs usa thread, so are we all watching this now
>>155036813
what is england doing
Who do you miss?
>>155036876no he's just a shit playertouchlel just fell for the meme. foden does everything fanny-rashford does in the same position, but better.
>>155036861racing through the stella me i'm too hyped about the bloody world cup
No one getting on these crosses. Push up lads
rashford looks like a black lesbian from the ghetto
>>155036826>jlingz is 33 years oldfucking christ where does the time go
>>155036901tuchelball
This is nuts
>>155036813Simple as
>>155036895If they don't win by 4 it's genuinely a pathetic display
Fun fact: I’ve had a few beers with Joey Bell
Schland match over, now Im hereHows the match been bros?
How is are Tuchel doing?
>>155036903God I miss that toothy bastard and his waistcoats
>>155036903nothing has changed
>>155036903Big sam
>Subs>Rio NgumohaNever heard of this lad
>>155036898He's busy shagging Consuela from Venezuela
>>155036784how i get a brit wife?
>>155036904Deluded citizen
>>155036903Look at his fucking nose. He’s not human. He’s something pretending to be human.
Where are these cunts playing?
>>155036916scotland status?
>>155036904foden is whitecoded though, so he had no chance of being picked over rashford
>>155036903bring him back
>>155036903
How fucking grim is this
watching a portu stream, need nelly furtado asap
>>155036916Is this the fabled tuchelball I have heard so much about?
>>155036916Yikes
>>155036936Murica. Flurda.
let me get into the mind of your average english lad who doesn't care about anything but footie and his missus do they actually look at our team full of blacks and don't even see it as taking away from the achievement? do they see 11 english lads only? they don't think at all that it doesn't really matter if they win because they aren't english?
>>1550369373-0 vs Bolivia
>>155036941Foden's a patriot, he's singlehandedly raising the white birthrate and he's not even in the squad, it's a piss take
>>155036811>>155036766>>155036787by TOP he meant literal physical height. bolivia plays in fucking space, 4km above sea level. i can't wait to see what people are gonna say about mexico's altitude this world cup.
Get him in
>>155036930came over on a dinghy last weekend
this team needs rice not hendershit
>>155036962Clean sheet innit. Tournament football, defense wins championships and all that
>>155036955peak southgate
might go to bed
time to invent a new sport guys
>>155036979Just as English as you or i
>>155036936Tampa
>>155036968Aye but theyre going against haiti
>>155036971england have there 3 token white players, there was no room for foden, in fact it's actually lowkey racist that you suggest he should be on the squad
>turn on game>huh, england has more white people in the team than i thought>england is the red team>mfwlol, england looks like trinidad and tobago
i watched the premier league this season and i dont know any of these players except for Kane and Rashford
>>155036997
i can't score
>>155036997kek we do
>>155036903Peak Sterling and non crooked Saka carried him
That’s it, I’m voting Restore Britain so we can deport all the BAMEs and ethnic minorities in our national team and restore our team again.
>Can't score against fucking New ZealandIts over before it even began
I love goals that have the angled backposts instead of being square, feels so much more relatable and amateur
How does Tango afford to go to all these tournaments all over the world? What does he do for a living?
>>155036955This is what every manager should aspire to.
>>155036813Kek, good lad
>>155037008What about the Cole Palmer question?
>1-0 Kane (P) 90+3
>>155036966There are a lot of goyslop slurping retards that genuinely don’t care as long as ngubu is wearing his teams shirt.I don’t know how many of us have sense and are disgusted at this. If I said any of this to my sisters boyfriend he’d be loudly offended. I’m pretty sure my nephew is a faggot because of his genes.
>>155036916>haitiall black>englanda handful of whites shitting up the teammakes you think
>Rashford swearing in SpanishKek
FOX commentator sounds like hes speaking through a can
>>155037017has 8 kids on the dole
who the fuck is spence? roadman off the street?
>>155036997>lol, england looks like trinidad and tobagowe play like them too
>>155036813lad
>>155037023He has been more or less absorbed so he can stay
this will forever be the best england picture ever
>>155037026SOUTHGATE LIVES
Wtf just realized the ref is a nigger woman??
not watching but we are fucking shit and will get eliminated in ro16 at best. wouldnt be surprised if this is a 2010 esque type tourney for us
>>155037039he's going to get shot for jaywalking isn't he
>>155036985It's fucking dire is what it is.
>>155036654The burgers played against Germany with gay pride numbers on their backs
going to be fucking hilarious if diversity squad england go out at the group stage, and ethnostate scotlel get to the quarters
is rashford returning to yanited next season or has that bridge burned
>>155037049Not a fan of either of those traits but we move
>>155036813mate
>>155037017Has a business selling cars I think. Won a load of money in a libel case against some jewish paper too.
>>155037045wait is this edited? i never noticed whatshisname in the top left being there
Haiti>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>englel
>>155037023He’s 75% white but all of that is on his mudshark mother and maternal grandmothers side.I’d say deport.
>>155037036dj ed does the club circuit in ibiza
>>155037058He'll stay unless villa buy him
>>155037058 he belongs in league 2, he's always been shit
>>155036813jej
>>155037058Yes
>>155036813well played
we got through the first half without a kane injury and now hes coming off thats a victory
Haiti are massive
Should I be worried for england?
>>155037066i always wondered about this too, but Harald Kahn and the one and only Tango are real ofc
First touches are terrible, get in the box kane please
>>155036981Rice?They need a rocket up their arses.
really peaceful sleepy vibes, like watching golf at 4am
>>155037057it's almost impossible to go out in the group stage now that so many 3rd place teams go through. We'd have to lose or draw to fucking Panama
>>155037065good business plan this>present like a hooligan but never do anything wrong>wait for lazy press to slip upcould pose as a far right grifter and make a living off the guardian eventually
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
What IQ level would you have to have to call your son DJed?
NOT LIKE THIS ENGLAND BROS
Elite djed dribbling.
I'm not watching, have we parked the tractor or is nobody giving a fuxk?
>>155037091yeah remember it well. positively regal.
Phwoar-th official
>>155037101highly likely
>>155037074i thought the loan made him stop sucking
Are there really going to be foids refereeing world cup matches?
>>155037070Kek
>>155037101going on what I am seeing tonight, that sounds perfectly possible
>>155037113You haven’t had to
ITSTS
Kane Kane kane
is that a fucking fog horn
HAROLD
KANE
>>155037045
Even Tuchel’s not happy with the goal, lmao
Villa want how much for this bum?
I am scared now.
it is 1-0 ok.
HARALD
>>155037112The pitch is pure shit tbf
4-0 Scotland
This will be the story of the WC, Kane bailing out shit performances.
We're winning it all
YOU JUST GOT KANED
APOLOGISE
took a white man in a team of wogs to score
>>155037147You know it’s nothing to do with the pitch. He can’t do anything but run.
NEVER. IN. DOUBT. IT'S COMING HOME!
KANE & LYNCH
holy fuck, I've seen enough, england is winning this world cup
*cough*
>>155037151scotlands on top form
For this Florida stadium it actually looks like they need a hydration break
Finally
>>155037119Yeah our first female ref was called up
HOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOMEHOME>HOME
1-0 up against New Zealand? Yep, I’m thinking it’s time to slow the game down, keep some bodies back in defence, just see the game out. t. Thomas Tuchel
Get all these ngubus off NOW
>>155037139lmao
>>155037163based
>>155037178The bashers of Bolivia.
What happens when Kane retires lads?
Well, haters? What are you going to say now? Be very, very afraid. I for one am.
Just cancelled my vote for Restore.
gwarn arreh
>>155037090no, typical last friendly before the tourney fare. when belly's in the team it will all start clicking. expect to see them in the final
>>155036932You’d have to be black for that absolute skank. I don’t get what kind of cuck would post that scum.
Harry is nicely hydrated, that's always good to see
>>155037186Fucking hell.
knight kane already
>>155037193More ngubi ON
>>155037199'allo Jose
WHEN THE FUCK ARE JANNIES GOING TO GIVE ME MY INGERLAND FLAGWE MUST NOT ALLOW THE SCOTTISH MENACE TO FALSE FLAG
been seriously considering whether living is worth it. im 30 and life is gay
Based Harald in course for BDO
home status: ITS
>>155037198We literally have no other strikers. Watkins doesn't count
Kane now has 79 international goals, making him equal to Neymar's and putting him in the Top 10 of all time
>>155037163foreign peasants doubted us and lost again
>Herr Kane
>>155037225KANENG HOME
>>155037198It's over. Watkins and Toney are both shit, and both are 30 anyway. It's literally DeLap.
>>155037139seen this when i took the tour of westminster abbey, glorious when the morning sun hits it
>>155037198Some hale end kid will save us
they keep fucking going on about minutes on the pitch being important for the heatfirstly, they are only playing 45 minutes, secondly they are just fucking strolling around, a training session just making them run would have been both longer and done with more intensity
FUCKING BOAT MIGRANT IN THE SKY ADVERT FUCK OFF BACK TO PANGLADESHISTAN CUNT
England have yet to solve the 11 defender problem despite every single team playing it against them
>>155037220You're up 1-0, it alright now!
>>155037230who the fuck is sunil chetri?
>>155037225NOT
Anderson and Rice coming on the 2nd half. Massive upgrade for the midfield.
>>155037220Start a family.>I can't RIP
>>155037242Delap is going back to Hull on loan it's over
>>155037242Just play Palmer there.
>>155037265neither can i bro
Just tuned in lads what the everloving fuck is that pitch? Only America could fail more miserably than fucking Russia and Qatar at hosting a World Cup. Shockingly bad.
>>155037259looks like he might be an indian international who played for them for 20 years recently
>>155037220Try being 34 you whiny faggot
>>155037274apparently it was being used for monster truck racing a few weeks ago (not joking)america is something else
6 7!!
that's was mostly our subs and reserves playing in the first half...right?
ladsset up the TV for the world cupIt's 36 seconds ahead of when I watch it online.And I'm not talking about a dodgy stream, I mean legit iplayer/itvx.Why is TV 36 seconds faster?Is this the case for everyone or just me?
>>155037285Oh yeah try being 32 fag
>>155037178is it true that scotland is england but whiter and more likely to headbutt?
I wonder who's gonna come on. Perhaps Ezri Ngoyo Konsa, or Ethan Chidiebere Nwaneri, or maybe even Rio Chima Ngumoha? I've noticed Bukayo Ayoyinka Temidayo Moses Saka isn't on the bench, just being rested I assume?
Will you lads shut the fuck up, I'm trying to listen to the insight of Karen Carney
>>155037225OVER
>>155037295Yeah ITV and BBC streams are often a minute or so behind.
>>155037295TV is always faster than the internet.
>>155037288The training goals are also a personal highlight for me
>>155037295Are you a spaz
wish i was as witty as you lot
>>155037299Preying for the asteroid.
>>155037293Yeah. No Rice, Anderson, James, O'reilly, Bellingham, Saka.
>>155037295Jesus how long did you go before finding this out?
>>15503729350/50real starters are pickford, kane, guehimaybe stones, rashford, rogers
>>155037314You never will be sadly lol>karen carney is a tranny
final prediction, out in R16 spain takes it
wish I was a zesty rancher
>>155037304ITV X and iPlayer put 40 seconds delays on so they can hastily edit out people booing anthems or streakers for the online viewers
>>155037321>bellinghahaham
>>155037335Shurrup ya cuck. Its coming home.
>>155037295
>>155037315What kind of Eldrich abomination are you?
pitch looking lovely today lads
>>155037302You WILL pay attention.
>>155037335Yamal Lamine gets a career ending injury 20 seconds into the final because he slips on an unstitched patch of grass
>>155037340You spelt it wrong
won't even have flying patio chairs at this world cup because america is so sparse and theres no real place for fans to congregate and drink apart from 'fan zones'dead sport
>>155037271This but Jack Hinshelwood
harry kane gives a great head, even though he barely touched it
those new zealand counters are goals if it's any team in the top 10. but england isn't full strength so it's all meaningless
>>155037295cant watch the real games at your pc unless you want to hear cheering spoilers 30 seconds beforegoing to have to go to your living room or even pub
>>155037347Take a look around. There’s no hope for this ruined species.
what's with these weird adverts
>>155037295Just the reality of technology. It's always been this way.
>>155037335ro16 at best
>>155037362Laura really hit the wall after getting preggers
it's coming home lads just look at the quality we're producing in this game
>>155037363I will delay the asteroid for that to happen.
>>155037370They are never going to be at full strength because they are playing in 30 degrees and most of their good players have had ridiculously long seasons already
>>155037381ONE. MORE. THAN. YOU. 3rdies hate it.
>>155037295online streamers are having to go through at least 2 other sources before reaching you
Is it true Mbappe's into trannies?
>>155037362One in the middle looks like a friendly goblin merchant from a d&d style video game.
>>155037396aren't we all
How much were tickets for this game? There's fuck all people there.
is slagposting frowned upon during friendlies?
>>155037364>speltSpelled. What does spelt flour have to do with anything?
>>155037371I watch several sport and find nearly all people here use streams given how delayed reactions are.
I’m hoping Tuchel put out those BAME players today just so they get a run and kick on the field and he’ll switch out the proper squad when the time comes. Right?
MILF TITS SPOTTED
>>155037417Don't forget to tip ;)
Kek, that one kid middle finger to the TV
>>155037416No, there's a clause in his contract which mean 60% of the starting XI have to be BAME and take crucial penalties
>Burn>Livramento>Anderson>Gordoncome on you geordie boys
>>155037417Fucking hell. You've got to go with the double there haven't you
nipples protruding
>Not a single slag in that crowd worth shaggingGrim
>sports illustrated stadiumOkay some bikini pictures then.
braids spotted
>>155037417A litre of water for 8.75?! Thieving Yanks
>>155037438sovl
>>155037438>Gordonanon...
Cameraman slagposting
roy keane is a mug
>>155037417lest we forget
PHWOAR GO BACK CAMERA MAN THAT BIRD HAD SOME KNOCKERSsomeone more technically savvy than me please make a webm that will go down as a classic
>>155037412YOU FUCKING IDIOT LMAO
>>155037411I was going to wait for the new but no one made one
>>155037417what is hard tea
>>155037473he still counts for this world cup
>>155037411I've had a few 3 day bans for it.Sad the culture is dying.
i'm usually one of those insufferable anyone but england world cup watchers, but i may have just been swayed
what happened to ukraine
>>155037417>domestic beer $16.75
>>155037417Fucking hell how did we get here
Just noticed the hard cam isn't even centred.
>>155037508American jannies are gay
>>155037493i have plenty of worthwhile discussions to be had that am saving for the new thread as well, feeling mighty disappointed no one made a new bread yet.>>155037508TJ(annie)D needs to happen.
>>155037417>WHY DIDNT PEOPLE FILL THE STADIUM FOR A FRIENDLYfuck all the way off, i'd rather shitpost with a 6-pack
>>155037508Game's gone
>>155037517What we’d refer to as a ‘three pinter’
>>155037436Highly believable in this shithole.
>>155037444Stop posting this coaldigger.
>>155037417AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERIKEKWHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEAND I WON'T FORGET THE BULLS WHO CAME INTO MY WIFE FOR MEAND I GLADLY SIT DOWN NEXT TO YOU WHILE YOU BREED HER STILL TODAYTHERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THISGOD BLESS THE USA!!!!!
America is soulles, play all the matches here in Mexico
who is this rio ngubunever even heard of him
>>155037551i'd bed that ogre sober (saying this three pints deep, but trying to use my objective sober braincells in this analysis)
>>155037562make me
Make the new thread
Surely as a player you'd struggle to take a black female ref seriously? I can imagine them having a laugh about it after the game
slab head wouldve scored
>>155037573Every black player is either a paceman or a sizeman. They’re all the same within those two categories. It’s like comparing one slice of sausage to another. It’s all the same shit.
>>155037569you're correct
>>155037551>What we’d refer to as a ‘three pinter’that'll be $60+ dollars, plus tax, plus tip please sir >>155037417
Do I hear “Keir Starmer’s a wanker”?
>>155037579Is that bloody Paige Turnah? She's put on a fair few pounds since I last had a tug to her
>>155037584I'd just stutter
No point making a new. We're only on page 4.
we dont need a new thread on this slow board literally pointless
>>155037579The fuck is wrong with you. >>155037584Omg racism.
>>155037110Firm believer that Southgate was a hinderence. If Bellingham didn't get that last minute overhead kick then southgates reputation would be in tatters
>>155037601this, /sp/ is one of the slowest board
>>155037598it isbased Tango
Make the new thread you trannyshagging faggots
i suspect that gordon is a bit shit at football
>>155037584I wonder if she says funny things, like before blowing for a foul "Awww helll naooo!"
Zzzzz boring boring England Made some little robot fellas. Only £3 in Hobbycraft. Never really watched Transformers as a kid but they're fun to play with.
>>155037613There is no sane opinion where Southgate is believed to be anything other than a hindrance.
>>155037617please check your autism amigo, this is fine. the game will end well before this archives
>>155037625I'm imagining catchphrases like the sassy black nurse in every US hospital sitcom, calling the players sugar and honey
>>155037586>arry Maguire mends his heartbreak from England squad snub with bikini-clad wife FernHis lobster really is too buttery, he suffers so
>>155037613He was a major fuck up at Middlesbrough and then took over a paceman nigland team with three of the easiest routes to the semis, and in a football climate where skill is almost nonexistent and physical athleticism is everything.I think anyone could have achieved what he did.
>heat saunas>wrist bands to monitor vitalsJUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>lee dixon going on about the heat again
>>155037598Chants been a mainstay at the darts Premier league this year
>>155037633I bought a few of these from my local comic book shop. They're great fun, they sit on my windowsill.
>>155037653he is the worst
>>155037615wonder where those posh totties are at now, wonder if they're aiming high and voting lowe
>>155037653that prick doing commentary ruins any game
TAMPA'S A SHITHOLEI WANNA GO HOME
>>155037636It's hinderence but yes
Wait why are England and Scotland playing in the same kit?
>>155037633Reminds me to get the Tallgeese sometime.
>>155037625Lel, I want a refcam"Y'all need jesus"
>>155037625>you just did WHAAATT>Here in AmeriCUH we do THANGS a lil bit different YO
I wonder if this ref knows what CBT stands for ..
>>155037670She follows me on Insta, mostly up to basic posh London girl stuff these days.
a fucking boat
>>155037666they cost 30 euros each
>>155037646it's not just sitcoms, i got called both honey and sugar by a black receptionist at hospital a couple weeks ago. it was 7:30am and she was eating a bag of cheetos at the desk. i did appreciate her warmth and affability, which seemed to put everyone she spoke to at ease
>>155037713Cute Black Trannies.
dangerous fk spot
>>155037633>>155037666for me, its pic related
>>155037714>She follows me on InstaSure she does mate
What is the point of James. Guy never scores freekicks.
>>155037713Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
>>155037721The Galaxy type ones are like £8 here and like 10cm tall. These are Defender versions and about 4cm
Era
>>155037733They double as butt plugs
/spee/ would be fuming if we were 1-0 against Honduras at the 65th minute...
no era
>>155037633Grow up
>>155037733FOOTBALL CRAZYCHOCOLATE MAD
>>155037625>Penalty? Ain't nobody got time for dat sheet
>sugar i don't care he don't got the ball, das offside baby
>>155037733FOOTBALL CRAZY CHOCOLATE MAD
>>155037733KinoAlso Toney diving against NZ is fucking cringe
>New Zealand’s team more white than oursIt’s over
>>155037733Remember these, never managed to collect a full set and I think I ended up selling them at a school summer fete.
why is the reffie a woman???
Bellingham is rizzing her up kek
Lewis Hamilton trooned out and became a ref
>>155037733that's a lot of seamen
>diving against new zealandlads....
>>155037786>divingWasn't a dive, retard.
>>155037774This was actually before power podsCorinthian big heads
>>155037781Was it just because I support them or were Spurs ones rare as fuck? I remember getting a Tim Sherwood one and it was like gold dust
this is going to be a var summer, isn't it?
what happened to the hate myself and want to die poster?i hope he's still alive and kickin
>>155037768No my other hobbies are far more geeky lel
>>155037798
>y'all need to calm down dis baby girls whistle blew fo offside
>>155037781>>155037779What's the next bit?>Grab a something something and play footy with the lads
>>155037796Funny considering he's so blatantly bent.
>OLDamazing. that's the kit i'd buy if i were retarded enough to buy football kits
>>155037825PowerPod
>>155037796She's so star struck its ridiculous
>>155037795why are 70% of the englel team blacks when they only make up 4% of the english population?it's an ancient riddle, once told to me by a man wearing a funny cap
>>155037835Thank you, for some reason I thought it was "Power Pack".
>>155037845She wants thick anglo cock
>>155037795Because it's 2026 chud.
Got here after usa-ger, did NZ do a haka?
>>155037817i like the small touches like the grass, attention to detail is important
>Elijah JUST
>>155037774>>155037779>>155037781GRAB A POWERPODPLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE LADSA MICROSTAR IN EVERY ONEA HERO IN YOUR HANDSTHEY'RE THE GREATEST PLAYERSFROM THE BEST TEAMS IN THE LAND
>>155037733Breaking my heart with nostalgia. >still way too many darkies though…
>>155037670she's my wife now
>>155037817Just messing with ya. Never grow up. This world is shit enough, find some joy where you can
>>155037855bagsy swansea
>>155037746We're in the same social circles, the London right-wing scene is a weird mix of people.
>>155037855Kek
I looked it up and have no memory of this adverthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcogBiX8XEYalso check out the channel based solely on corinthian figures
>>155037855all very valid points that I notice the attention seeking foids didn't even bother to answer
>>155037892You know Alex Wickham?
>>155037855None is this is a lie. I don't get it...
>this game
>>155037855>state of the leeds slaghull or boro for me
>>155037831Calling our enemies gay has allowed gay historians to claim literally everyone from the Roman senate was gay.At some point we ought to just rein it in.
>>155037898take me back
>>155037934We're literally worse than we were under Southgate. Fun fact, Tuchel is the first England manager EVER to lose to an African team and Asian team. In the 100+ years of playing football.
Time for the juice boxes, fucking children
>>155037904Not by name, but may have been in the same room at some party or something. What's he do?>>155037874Phwoar lucky guy
>>155037855If a woman entered a conversation with a genuine knowledge of football and their own insights they could defend then all the men would be all over her
FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK
>>155037855If WHO scores?
>>155037934>triedtryed*
>>155037964Kane. We're all gonna get laid.
>>155037969Thank you Harry!
hydration break is good, games just become a boring slog after 20 minutes otherwise call me woke dont give a FUCK
he called it the end of the third quarter
>>155037958we go to the beach every summer
>>155037955imagine loading the team up with darkies who only play well at the league game because there is money on offer, and expecting them to play well for a country that isn't their own, for free.lol, lmao even. even mercs get paid usually mate.
Kane looks like he knows it's over. He can't carry this team of shitheads.
>end of the third quarter
Went to Germany and all the beer was cracking It's probably good that the beer is a bit average here, I'd be drinking 20 a day on a weekend.
>>155037978exactlywe want the end to end football from the first 20 to continue
>the tall blacks….Awareness level fucking zero
is tim playing
>>155037978>games just become a boring slog after 20 minutes otherwiseits been a boring slog since fucking kick off lad
>>155037987It's just the coaching staff are retarded. None of them teach how to break down low block teams. Sorry, they do, but it's the same shit>le knock it around and draw them out
if tickets to this game were free i don't think they would have filled the stadium. i really don't know who their target audience is for these friendlies. if it's not a team with a large local population no one is paying real money just to get raped on concessions
>>155037999>hire africans>they still can't play in the heat
>the tall blacks Is he trying to get sacked, kek
Was that a race related joke from Lee Dixon just then? Followed by 30 seconds of silence
>>155037946Booby Helicopter :-)
>>155037981Did you marry Alice as well?
Anyone taking a friendly game seriously is massively disabled
>>155038005Beyond crap opinion.
>>155038015its a friendly on a shit pitchjust mean in general
>>155038008Er
>>155038005>beer is a bit average hereYou need to go to local areas with local breweries, not fucking Spoons with the same generic pisswater shite they buy in bulk.
>>155038023lmao thats what i was thinkingkek
>Scotland get battered everywhere they goooooSounds like there's no 5g signal in the stadium
>>155037981
>>155038023I was trying to think what the hell he could be insinuating lmao
>>155038024It's the Brighton posh girl for me.
>>155038027Something's off, it's not in the stars this year lads. We're back to a team of mercenaries
did he just make a joke about a nz basketball team being called the tall blacks..?
>>155038027if you can't fire 7 past a bunch of sheep farmers at friendly, your team is massively disabled
Hydration break and we are still playing piss poor.
>Toney stealing shotslmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>155038047Wonder how she got those rips in her jeans
>>155038052>>155038055France's best XI lost to Ivory Coast
>>155038023Lee Dixon wasn't letting his mate off hanging
>>155038023think so lmao
>>155038057Oh, it's nothing to do with the heat. They're just shit players who can't be fucked to put any effort in at all.
>>155038005Come to Sheff I'll help you hospitalise yourself within a weekalso>Blades mentioned
Is Gordon the white Rashford? Loses the ball trying to be Ronaldinho.
Why the actual fuck did Barcelona buy Gordon? He's profoundly mid.
Was the haka respected?
>>155038075If this is how the team will be in the World Cup then just pack bags and come home
>>155038053Yh
>>155038053wait until you hear what their badminton team is called
i hate this goomba looking bastard with his stupid fucking eyebrows and braindead stare
>>155038068Notice the silence after you said this. Friendlies only matter for england apparently.
>>155038096The Black Co... OH MY GOD.
>>155038053Not a joke, they are called that.
>>155038023Must have been, and during the 30 seconds silence he probably wrote it down on a piece of paper for Sam Matterface to read kek
>>155038068There’s a pretty obvious reason why.
>>155038023Lol what was it
>>155038103Won the League Cup single-handedly, mate.
>>155035407Why does Harry Kane look so horrified here?
>>155038103good player though
>>155038092yes. sadly the england team couldn't offer a young virgin for sacrifice due to the pakis being rather busy this summer, so they offered the spear chuckers a labubu doll to behead instead
>>155038068Did they keep passing the ball to their opponents?
>>155038032Common potater mentioned the NZ sports teams nicknames. That was basketball
>>155038105As I said, if we are barely beating Honduras at the 80th minute tonight you will see post about it here for a week calling us shitty.
ANON THIS MATCH IS JUST
Would gaffa tape her mouth and wrists and have my wicked way with, consensually
>>155038132You're current world champions m8. People expect England to be shit.
>>155038103Don't give a shit, he's already one of the best talents we have.
Lee Dixon gone quiet since his basketball comment
england should have got mourinho to manage the squadtouchlel has always been shite
>>155038161Might have been taken out the back and shot.
Ngumu looks like he's trying at least.Not sure if anyone else can be fucked with this.
Bellendingham showing his quality.
>bellingham
What needs to happen for one of these teams to shoot on goal?
>>155038156England isn't shit? You're winning the match.
>>155035407Reminds me of the Euro 2024 final.I live the other side of the England border and said i need to be in England for the final, so I'm going into town for the match. Girlfriend said she'd come with me. She spent 2 hours getting ready and trying to find a suitable outfit that was English and Spanish. I just wanted to get into town early and soak in the atmosphere with some beers, we ended up arriving 10 minutes before kickoff in a 3rd choice pub because all the others were full
>>155038161BBC Police shut him down
>>155038185But at what cost.
Can somebody explain to me why players, who are paid millions a year, cannot turn and shoot?
>>155038185Brazil tier logic.
we should've kept lee btw. the best game we have had in recent memory was that game against ireland.
>>155038161They are actually called that though.
These touches are dead holy shit, fuck this pitch
I was wondering what he was going to say after before the silence
>>155038193>BBCIt's on ITV you nonce.
>>155038197Because they’re selected for athletic advantages, not ability.>>155038205It’s not the pitch.
>>155038187I wouldn't have been a big fan of that behaviour
>AY! WHAT D'YER CALL A NEW ZEALAND BASKETBALL TEAM??!
>>155038202Sam Matterface said that. Lee Dixon said some weird thing about how he could think of another name from them but refused to say it and then it went weirdly quiet
off to bed, most boring shit I've ever watched.
>>155038214It is, the players aren't used to these dead balls. They're instinctively reacting to bounces that aren't there
>non white keeper coming onIf they don't score here I'm going to lose my head.
>>155038187How did you not see that coming?
Tuchel should take the team to Busch Gardens while they're in Tampa
>>155038237the England experience
lee dixon right for oncethis game was shit and 45 minutes for a player does nothing for both how we'll play or fitness really, especially with a fucking water break and them just walking around
>>155038241WHERE'S YOUR HEEEAAADAAAAAATTTTTT WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
>>155038239It’s literally just grass buddy. Take your meds.
Barca is so stupid for buying Gordon.
>>155038187Did you finish with her after the final?
every shot of the ball has it bobbling over the pitch like your mum when i slap her bellycan yanks not make a good pitch or something?
>>155038274English player in your squad helps to sell shirts and promote the league. That's literally all it is. They're league is so easy a mediocre player will look decent.
>>155038212BBC is everywhere. You cannot hide
thought an england friendly would be good for once cos wc starts next week. but if you think about it it's even worse than a normal england friendly cos it's all about minutes and not getting injured and no one on the pitch cares about winning.
>>155038281The pitch just needs to be good for running about on for handegg.
are 'arry is not impressed
>>155038281Tampa is basically jungle conditions. They probably googled what real grass is this morning.
REF FOR FUCK SAKE
it was never going to be the starting 11 without rice and saka anyway
>have Burn>send him up for set piece>he does nothing>so you're basically a man down as he has to shuffle back
>>155038237Good for insomniacs though
>>155038296>thought an england friendly would be good for once
>all that bollocks spoken in the media about England not being able to acclimatise to the hot weatherLoad of shit, these players go to hot countries constantly, they look fine in the heat.
>>155038305lol great image
kane is sunburnt already he's going to be dead from melanomas before the end of the tourney
>can’t even beat poo peeland Yh Englandbros >we aren’t winning this year
"tall blacks" ha...ha.... heh
>>155038018Very few England fans will have travelled to the tournament a week early. And it's not an exciting match-up, and it's not a competitive fixture. I don't care about England friendlies at Wembley, so a match like this has no hope. Obviously I think it would be funny if nobody went to any of the proper matches once the tournament starts either, but I expect you will be fine.
>>155038311Against new Zealand so who cares.
>>155038187Women and football don't mix lad. Basically accidentally invited my missus to the final away game of the season and I had about 8 beers instead of the usual 20 because of having to meet her needs like "being tired" and "needing water" that the lads just don't have.
>>155038274Barca and Real love buying a token Englishman every now and again.
>>155038323>cause of death:>Niggers
Oh no! Local lad konsa!
yes alright fuck off i don't know why i thought it would be anything other than shit
>time wasting at 1-0 against New Zealand in a friendly
>ivan pony
your friendly injury, sir
>>155038338Rashford was available for £20m (They had already spent £20m via wages for his loan). Instead they dropped £60m on Gordon.
>>155038325Do you see the score m8.
Why does Bellingham love stumbling around on the floor so much?
christ almighty
Elite striking ability there from…emile heskey? Who the fuck was that?
miles offside
>>155038367some desert league player
>>155038349Umm
how is toney getting a game for england he basically retired
well that was shite. see you guys in the final.
>>155038305if this was me, my first step would be to shave my beard. next step? lose weight. ongoing step: save for a trip to turkey to sort that hair. luckily, no one has ever taken a picture of me in adulthood, sos as long as i avoid mirrors i live in relative peace
>>155038336Going to a festival with my missus next month. I'm used to drinking beer from 11am to 3am for 4 days in a row but I've got a feeling this time I'll be spending a lot of time queueing for water, food, and waiting outside the tent for her to get ready then being told off for being drunk
>>155038377should have done even better then in that case
that guy is our second choice striker?
Terrible run and even worse finish. Fun fact, Saka is the 2nd top scorer for England after Kane (as in, actually playing). It would be Welbeck I think if he was picked. I think 3rd is like Maguire lmao.
Toney constantly offside but at least he can't hit the target.Hope he snaps his ankle and tommy brings in dat guy
>Rio NgubuGERRIM ON THE PLANE oh wait
New Zealand have just come away with a respectable loss against a team that’ll make the semi finals without breaking a sweat.And you people think football isn’t fucking dead.
>>155038325you were saying?
>>155038392I'm on the wrong board. Bye lads
>>155038392They're like fucking tamagotchis aren't they lel
>>1550383973rd
>>155038398Imagine if we didn't have Kane.
>>155038386Tuchel thinks he'll play well in the hot weather cos he's been playing in Saudi
>>155038403>without breaking a sweat.Mate, we'll lose to Croatia, draw to Ghana and beat Panama (reminder Panama scored the first ever World Cup goal against England) and go out.
>>155038403i will be supporting the first team to entertain mesick of this shit
>>155038397third
Boring as fuck.
dire
Ngineoil was the only player there giving it a go
>>155038392But think of the selfies and boring sex lad.
>>155033209Grimdid Tim Payne atleast play?/
Piss but I blame the pitch
Strong memories of USA 94 when every game was slow as shit because they're playing in a fucking oven on gas mark 8
>>155038436Wouldn't know, we didn't qualify so didn't watch itapu_folding_arms.jpg
One word TURGID
>>155038356Let me correct that: >struggling to easily win against NZLet’s be real friendly or ‘not strongest side’ is a a cope, England should be beating them by at least 4 goals.The fact that nobody other than Kane can score for >us is a worry
>>155038417>draw to GhanaShut the fuck up, that's an easy match. England will fly through the group, 9 points.
>>155038417They’ll beat Croatia and Panama and lose to Ghana. Ghana have the exact same set of skills that this….’England’ team has.They’ll beat Croatia 1-0 Kane penalty after just pacing it down the wings all game. There is no football. There is only the void.
>Carney talking about 'getting territory'It isn't handegg or rugby.
>>155038454I’ll handle your egg.
>>155038448just reminds of the previous England gamesqualifiers and friendlies
See you Wednesday ladsThat was shit
>>155038330yeah, enough people will talk themselves into fifa#33 vs fifa#62 "once in a lifetime innit" group stage tickets. i don't expect to see any stadiums filled less than 70%. but surely they must understand that that world cup appeal isn't there for the friendlies. why not give away tickets and ingratiate yourself to the locals. give some families the opportunity for a day out. everything is about max profits at every turn and it's all so depressing
Bore draw with CroatiaBatter PanamaSome kind of nightmare performance v Ghana that could go either way
Lee Dixon remains the only commentator who doesn't pretend like everything is perfect
>>155038411Creasing at tamagotchi
>>155038482i dont wanna sayanything is wrongon another gameon another slurper
>>155038469Who is it on Wednesday?
>>155038470Agree, absolutely no concept of honing your audience is there
>>155038467Yh, which is why I generally don’t watch. Crazy that people seem to think we will unironically do well.
>>155038482Honestly I like his deadpan pessimistic way of calling shit players shit. Think I'm the only one.
>>155038482I miss Mark Lawrenson, another legend of deadpan co-commentary.
>>155038505the feared Costa Rice
>>155038521He was shit tbqhwy
>>155038521I can’t believe he’s dead.
>>155038482aye, he's a miserable cunt, but so am i - and that was fucking miserable to watch
>>155038470I wouldn't even be as angry about the profiteering as I am, if I knew there was any chance at all that they wouldn't just completely get away with it.
>>155038528>coast of rice
>>155038528Basically the same game as Panama.They’ll do them both 1-0.
>we're on page 6remember this next time someone wants to start a halftime nu during a friendly this week. save that enthusiasm for when the cup actually starts
>>155038548Kane goal without trying followed by nobody else managing to take any half decent shots
miss these lads
>>155038537>he's a miserable cuntHe's actually not, he's just has a very dry Mancunian way of speaking.
>>155038528Declan's brother?
hate to say it but maybe we need that Arsenal influence
can we get to 1000 posts
>>155038580Kek
Honestly think they should bring in Wellbz. Toney looks fucking shit.
Why does the ITV studio for football matches always look so shitty?
Anglos are so hypnotized by this boring wogball shit no wonder you're being made a minority LOL
>>155038607erm we watch for our guy Harry Kane actually sweetie
>>155038607Some of us are only hatewatching and even then only barely.
shall not be tuning in on Wednesday. sorry to all who i have let down with this decision
Jesus that was fucking boring to watch.>it's the heat>it's the pitch>it's just a training gameI don't care, they should be battering these sheep shaggers 10-0
>>155038624If Harry Kane was our guy he would refuse to play out of protest.
>>155038586Depends
>>155038644Respect for this.Come in the thread with the lads at least though
>>155038580Cornermaxxing
10 minutes of this Brazil match has been more entertaining than whole of the England one
Tuchel doesn't care about this.
>>155038586It's worth a shot
I'm supporting Scotland this WC
>>155038532Dickhead you made me look
So Harry and Rio are standouts for Tuchel. Rio's end product is suspect tho
>>155038745I'm supporting their whisky industry for it
>>155038746I literally said “I can’t believe he’s dead”, which clearly implies that he’s not. DUH!
The team is french tier wogged
>>155038745I’m so jealous of Scotland. Literally only one non in the entire squad. Ah! Heaven. One too many, but still…
Wew
Just taking this early opportunity to once again state that I fucking hate Mark Poogash
>>155038793We are all Scottish this month.
All those French names make me feel like I’m in a baguette shop on the rue de la ooh la la.
>>155038816He’s an…ahem…”Ukrainian”.
>no one picking Spain
hit racism for 6
When are the jannies sorting our flags out?
Why is ITV's world cup intro segment thingy always shite compared to BBCs?
>>155038836It can’t be hard to at least give us home nations memeflags.
Watching England v West Germany 1990 right now on this>>155036582
>>155038872Football used to be good.
Getting in the spirit of things nowPut my wallchart up earlier today
>>155038927will be easier to just cut out the group stages bit of the wall chart so you don't need to fill them all in
>>155038454>ugly>retarded>boring>The surname Carney is of Irish origin, derived from the Gaelic Ó Cearnaigh (meaning "descendant of Cearnach")
>>155038665bet he watched this game wearing his excellent glasses
We'll play on an actual football pitch against Costa Rica and win 3-0
>>155039039costa rica? hm where have i heard of them in connection with england before.
What day should I take off work in order to watch all the late games one night?
apparently there were some fat tits in the crowdanyone got a screenie
>>155039201only ones i seen were on some bifta, but they weren't out
>>15503908013th looks interesting to me, also the 16th
>dire england game>f1 in monacocould do with some snooker or something to ramp up the energy in this weekends sport schedule
>>155038794Based centre back (it’s hazza mguazza)
>>155039219I cut out the days, 13th is a Saturday night so that's all good.I might book the 25th and 26th off to watch the final group games
Fascinating watch. We’ve learned so much about the style of play and how we will win the world championship cup
still riled at the price of those drinks
>975 postsI have recently discovered '80s new-wave/pop group Fuzzbox, and I fancy their lead singer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIvtmypvjo
We ain’t getting the grand at this rate and some fanny has been flagging me for wascism so I’m not pushing it any further.
>>155039427Holy shit! Here she is now, being on-topic of all things (but less fit):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0hmTLq5wcs
>>155033316fpbp
>>155039201>>155037517It was this one. Looked better in motion.
>>155039445lix dixon will have your back mate, revealed his power level tonight
Are there normally friendlies in the World Cup's host nation before the tournament? I don't think anyone had any friendlies in Qatar; they just went there and started playing the tournament.
FUCK Brehme just scored from a lucky deflection off Paul Parker. Jammy Krauts.
>every match is on at some ungodly time of dayThanks yanks
>>155039445suppose i can donate a few comments to hit the mark
>>155039445It's over
>>155039427Jesus how tall is she>>155039451Still would
>>155039610those make for the most memorable cups. watching korea 2002 in the middle of the night was my favorite world cup experience. it's just you, the game, and the darkness
I am considering starting a new thread to point out that New Zealand's basketball team are called the Tall Blacks. It is very funny.
>>155039287Cricket on tomorrow Nice cock bro
we will SMASH the kiwis for 6 at the cricket tomorrow
>>155039651>watching the match in the pub in the morning before exams
>>155039610When's the final? Surely that will be at a relatively normal time. They could play it at like 10am or something over there, and then it would be 3pm here and maybe 6pm for the oil countries.
>got an interview on Monday and my computer is dyingOminous sign.
>>1550397238pm here. Asians on the ropes they know they won't be involved.
might spin up a second match thread on page 9 and stay there all weekend tbqhpretty comfy
There's a helicopter that keeps flying over my house. I do live in a rough area, but I wish the police would actually arrest some scrotes sometimes instead of just flying about and looking at them. Perhaps they should put guns on police helicopters so they can shoot the bad guys and at least I'll be able to hear that something useful is being done to the roadmen and scratters who live near me.
>>155039770watched a burger police chase on /pol/ a few months backthey take it pretty seriously from a news perspective; news channels literally have several choppers covering themseems to vary by police region but this one was in a cuck area where they follow slowly from a distance to keep things calm - they followed this car for hours until it eventually reached the burger-mexico border they let it reach under the assumption the border poilice they informed in advance would stop them.... they were just allowed to sail on through lmaoi was livid
I hate shitskins.
WE'VE DONE IT!>>155039840I saw a police car chase round here on Wednesday. Two police cars with all their sirens blaring were following a car that was driving at totally normal speed, and just going through red lights. It was extremely underwhelming.The helicopter is still over my house. Come on, boys! My-Lai those fuckers!
>>155039770Not heard the police copter tonightHowever, some twat has been letting off fireworks again
>>155039878>WE'VE DONE IT!yay
night lads
>>155040035Sweet dreams x
Just notice ITVX has full classic games on thereGonna watch the England - Brazil from 1970
>>155040665I watched England Cameroon the other day. Watching this now on the live channel >>155038872penalty shootout right now quasimodo stepping up
>>155040723Did Shilton ever save a penalty in his entire career?
Ogre. Waddle you twat.>>155040793Probably not. At this ancient age he took 5 minutes to get to the floor.
>>155033209Bongs suck
