Belal vs Bonfim live from the Apex Already one brutal sheem More WMMA up next…real ones know Chaves vs Duben is a banger
k1
>>155037738
Cute!
ok
gross
>hon hon hon monsieur Tom, you may have prevented my groin shot, but I have already gouged your eyes twice and ze ref has not...NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! YOU CANNOT GET THE FIGHT CALLED OFF! NOOOOOO MY TITLE SHOT! AGAIN!
God damn that shitty tattoo is just awful on her otherwise juicy young body
>apex cardGay and boring.
I'm enjoying a bath until Leavitt's fight.
*enters thread*
FOTN coming up unironically
Belal Muhammad vs. Gabriel BonfimBrendan Allen vs. Edmen ShahbazyanFares Ziam vs. Tom NolanBryce Mitchell vs. Santiago LunaIwo Baraniewski vs. Junior Tafa
Post cool Ian Gary Machado webms
yuneisy duben sex tits nipples pussy creampie ass cum anal facial squirt spit blowjob facefuck throatfuck throatpie cim
>>155037856BonfimShahbazyanNolanBryceTafa
>>155037854cool keep me posted
Oh gawsh. I got eyepoked. Better stop fighting for 3 years and just totally quit the ufc and abandon everything so I can make shitty youtube videos with UK Instagram influencers m8.
>>155037856Bonfim by heem Edmen by TKO Ziam by heem Mitchell by sub Iwo by sub All finishes lads
who has to go onto his 4th title shot?(which he will lose again)Will Gane go down in history as being the man with the most title shots but never winning the belt?
>>155037885that eyepoke was 8 months ago and tom has had multiple surgeries since. doctors have not cleared him to fight
>>155037871
Chavez has a great body. looks strong
>>155037921This is the one. Also this thread is slow as fuck.
Just did a dab and poured a monster zero
>>155037856Gabriel BonfimBrendan Allen Tom NolanBryce Mitchell Iwo Baraniewski
Jordan Leavitt is currently backstage filming a book review
Jordan Leavitt is currently backstage sucking a man's penis
>>155038014I only read at a 7th grade level cause its more fun
duben is getting range mogged
I broke a controller player street fighter again b.
the ufc level is so low it's pathetic
>>155038051Retarded monkey
>>155038051you get heemed by an alex?
>>155038051he chimpin out
>>155038089>prelims and its two women who have like 14 fights between them
>>155038137they're in the poofc are they not?
TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS
literally any cunt can get into the shitFC nowadays
respect the wmma athletes
SOME BRUTAL BACK LAYING!
>>155038178no
Wow they are lesbianfavelamaxxing this card hardcore. Its Leavitt and then we get another one.
>>155037856>Belal "'s plan" Muhammad >Brendan Allen >Fares Ziam>Bryce Mitchell >Iwo Baraniewski
i'm really piffed holy shit
2-1 Chavez
robbery
>>155038276>>155038282doos were actually watching that shit
>>155038302i was watching stand up clips lmao
>>155037856BonfimShahbazyanNolanBryceIwo
>>155037856Belal.Allen. Ziam. Luna. Iwo Polish Power 2.
>>155038326Please tell me its not Rogansphere comedy.
How are they adapting to the Paramount era?
>>155038302
>>155038326Gayer than dick in butt porn
>>155037856belalallenziambryceiwo
Jordan "The Quintessential American" Leavitt
>>155038357yeah dawg i was listening to rogansphere cawmedy while lifting, you can lick the sweat off my bawls dawg
>>155037856BonfimAllenZiamBryceIwo
>>155038370females have butts b
i fucking despise jordan leavitt ugly faggot autist freak
>>155038261
Leavitt is a beaaaaast B
>>155037856BeLOLBrendan AnusZiamBryceIwo
>>155037921Big night for Ian. I heard Laymommy let Ian watch Mahaldaddy's BRVTAL dick down that night.
>>155037856Belal Muhammad Brendan Allen Fares Ziam Bryce Mitchell Iwo Baraniewski
>>155037983Just hit the dab and pounded your mother
>>155037856BelalAllenZiamMitchellBaraniewski
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH DIE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FREAK
creepy fag lost lol
lol
Bro. Leavitt. What was that. Duuuuuuude. He looked helpless on the feet
HEEM TAPPY LMAO
>Takes shorts off???????????
>>155038449“Words are silver, silence is gold.” – Tone
why are mma fighters so gay
>>155038484the black ones are
>that fucking smile on Leavitts face before he goes into the takedown attempt>the 'OH FUCK' look when he realizes the choke is in tightKEK!
>>155037856Belal MuhammadBrendan AllenFares ZiamBryce MitchellIwo Baraniewski
>>155037856baranawamitchellziamshabazanmoohamhead
talk too much
Wukong bros, I don't feel so good. What's next for us?
The last 2 hours have been so shitty. Im skipping tbe next fight and sitting in the sun
>>155038536Don't forget to put on sunscreen!
>>155038551Hahaha pasty crackers!
>>155038534I love Leavitt but he looked awful. I think his ufc future isn't bright after that
>>155038573Leavitt can only beat people with zero grappling Brito fights like a retard sometimes but he’s well rounded strong and athletic
Corona Light has to be the weakest beer I’ve had. I already drank 4 and I don’t feel even feel buzzed
>>155037738Fuck Dana
I'm devastated. Booty blasted, even.
>>155038573>I love Leavittkill yourself
>>155038608you don't drink light beers to get drunk you dunce
>>155038613
Good walkout song.
Let’s all drink light beer so we can still be sober while having to piss every 20 minutes.
ugly bitch
>>155038613Leavitt is a saint!
onlyfans.com/pedritaufc
damn, Daner can't even afford the bald mexican announcer for the apex anymore. grim
hideous cunts
>>155037856>>155037856BonfimAllenNolanBryceIwo
Leavitt fucked my parlay so I made another with Priscilla as an opener.
you wouldn't believe how nice cachoeira's pussy is
i miss tony
Leavitt won the stand up and thus won the story
>>155037856Belal MuhammadBrendan AllenFares ZiamBryce MitchellJunior Tafa
>>155038673Brazilian looks like this ugly ass meth whore that lives near meBoomers unironically fight over this bitch, one killed himself over her lmao
wat
Priscilla finally getting flushed out the UFC?
Dom cuts off Fitz exciting finish call so he can monotonely say "she set it up" with absolutely zero emotion
doo lives near meth whores
She kinda cute ngl.
>>155038705Retard
>>155038795monke
Sneedy T battling meth whore every morning
Chelsea Chandler? That old Zionist lady on the Kevin Hart roast?
>>155038795Million tears face
>>155038796It's okay it was $5 I can still save it with a straight bet on bryce then parlay Allen/Bella and end the night bigly.
>>155038811That's sheryl crowe b
Eurofags dont even know what Jambalaya is.
Wypipo dun kno how to cook shrimp in da rice
>>155037856BelalAllenZiamLunaIwo
Talmbout vamos a la playa
Never heard of jumbalaya, sounds like garbage. Paella is my go to meal
>>155038821I do because hap and ace say jumping jambalaya
they don't have bell peppers in europe t. Dustin Poirier
>zuffa boxing ads
rice with a bunch of oyster shells in it. behold evropean cuisine.
Yeah I'm thinking Bruno Silva about to put on a y'all must've forgot type performance
Hello guys, vipbox down for anyone else? Also Weflix doesnt have Live-Sports anymore it seems? Where are you guys watching?
>>155037856>Belal Muhammad>Brendan Allen>Fares Ziam>Santiago Luna>Iwo Baraniewski
>>155038926perhaps you'd prefer mud cookies you haitian freak
>>155038926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlkJjtKZRK0
imagine swapping celery with green bell pepper and basing your entire culture off of that
>>155037794That’s a bit unique in terms of style.
>>155038880jambalaya is just paella with all the disgusting shit removed and flavor enhanced
>>155037738I’ve always hated the fact that belal’s nickname is a sly way of propagandising islam and the announcers just go along with it like cucks.
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/142808-lmc-1>ZDS got cut and he's fighting that guy from tuf>john lineker boxing>junior albini still fightingholy shit this card's a peach
sup niggas
Australian quizeen number one
>>155038978Arnold won this round btw
>>155038950Shut up faggot. New Orleans was just named the #1 food location in the world. Your pathetic slave lips will never touch delicious jumabalaya.
>>155038971I never thought of that until now. You ever think maybe YOU are the one spreading Islam? Fuck off demon
>>155038971You’re mentally ill
volk's famous banana pudding
>>155037856BonfimShabazyanZiamLunaTafa
mexico mexico mexico mexico
chairez got that apocalypto face
Cmom guise, gib me some Schtreams like the German Government is giving gibs to Immigrants (that means quickly and a lot!)
Did chairez get let out of CECOT on day release?
I should be playing wow and have this on screen 2. Its not a couch event. I might adjust the set up
>>155039011and brain too
Markus McGhee takes ugly to a new level.
>>155039027honestly? based
The main card is lit but these prelims are disgraceful
volk's fiery five-bean stew
>>155039034She has a clapped out pussy but the attitude is top tier
>>155039041earnestly
HEEEM TAPPY
>>155039040
Cool ubbercut b
>>155039034I wish they would just start putting foid fights on their own cards, so that when no one attends, no one watches and no one talks about the event we can all stop pretending that this ridiculous shit is necessary and yeet it back to the niche it belongs in.
ok. when do the good fights start?
>>155039069no mames wey
Honestly whats the point of cooking? You will never be as good as volk so why bother?
PUROCHICALY
HEEM TAPPY
CUT HIS FUCKING HEART OUT
Whenever I look at MMA events overseas, those motherfuckers are doing Men vs 5 Women, 1 Pro vs 3 Amateurs and 8 vs 8 free for alls. Why the fuck can't we get that here?
i look and act like this
Torta spotted
Edgar Chaviez welcome to the land of the elite!
>>155039093Jesus I thought Argentina was the civilised part of South America
>>155039101Those events are so boring I dont even bother watching them anymore. Thats reddit esque to be honest joe
>>155037856BelalAllenZiamMitchellIwo
>>155039118What if you put everyone in this thread in the same octagon? Who would be the last person standing?
>choke your opponent out>this is mexican boxing!based cte champ
>>155039093What am I looking at? It seems to be a foid fighter doing deliveroo or something.
>>155039140All Schaub posters (all 3 of them)
>>155039172deliveroo
>>155039169silva was getting out boxed and ended up getting choked out by the Mexican, it's kino
i wondered why you guys were posting mcghee didn't even realise he was on this card
>>155037856MuhammadAllenZiamLunaBaraniewski
My family won't let me practice my clinch technique on my grandma anymore.
>>155039101Jew Athletic Commissions
>>155039180Factual. Side note but Brendan Allen has been looksmaxxing
its time
>brazilian flagwut
>>155039205The great white hope
Shahbazyan is such a fucking can, allen will choke his ass
Could swear Allen was Canadian
>>155039188they're making him fight some nobody. it pisses me off man.
Uncomfortable Smiff cam
>>155037856Belal MuhammadEdmen ShahbazyanFares ZiamBryce MitchellIwo Baraniewski
Marguz gee'z a beaaaast of a fighdur B. Juss NEVUR fights!
>>155039101>>155039118Mind your betters, cattle filth...
Heeminder Shahbazyan literally cannot improve his cardio or lung capacity as his internal organs are being squeezed by his chest, it is an absolute miracle he has made it this far and we should all support him.
>Brendan Allen repping Brazil flag>Anthony Hernandez repping Mexico flagwhat did the UFC broadcast mean by this? I don't recall these two openly and publicly claiming a different country
you're a real sporus
>>155039221terrible style
Lionheart is stuck on apex desks while weidman gets weigh in shows and podcasts and big cards. I bet that stings
How does MarcBEAST win this time?
>>155039271Gregory Rodriguez is a natural athlete
>>155039271our boy shart with an unbreakable record
Brendan Allen comes off as such a whiny baby who is a fan of this guy
>>155039305Bum should be grateful for anything.
>>155039183She does it for fun?
>>155039338china lost like 13 fights lmao
>>155039305they were both pity hires by Paramount since their contracts never carried over from the ESPN gig.Weidman is an entitled man child who cried and bitched about being forced retired, then he was scammed by the PFL, as he crawled back to the UFC for a job. Smith has always been a company man with his unspoken privilege of not taking the DQ win from Jones, several years ago.Both are CTE riddled, but Weidman is a doddering fool who is struggling at his job. Only hired for his past accomplishments
me when i make a whole lot of bullshit up out of thin air
>>155037856Gabriel BonfimBrendan AllenFares ZiamBryce MitchellIwo Baraniewski
>>155039369Sorry youre retarded B. Weidman is great fun on the weighin show and hes great on the new podcast too. So why dont you take your opinion and shove it up your ass!
>>155039338Fight fairy loves Allen, women love Allen i suppose
This card is not good
>>155039369At least Chris is kinda funny in a CTE uncle way. Smith is just a bitter boring mongoloid
Marcus is so fucking ugly Jesus christ lmao omg
Marcus McGhee
>>155039395Enjoy your goy slop with your opinions fed to you, directly from the shills themselves. Don't forget to turn on notifcations for the heckin podcastarino with THE Din Thomas, Dustbin Poopier, Whorehay Meng, and Peg Leg Chris
>>155037856MuhammadAllenZiamMitchellBaraniewski
>>155039428Normally im eyeing Laura's tits and laughing at their hijinx. Its called enjoying life. *sunglasses emoji
McGhee should start skating mid fight
Enjoying the show, GOYIM?
Hes actually an alien race of dog-human
Couple of racially ambiguous patriots going at it. Let's work!
which one is the white guy
mutt olympics
>>155039502McGhee, only white people can skate and he is a really good skater
Back step check hookFade away inside leg kick
marcus mcghee is irish
Marcus looks like hes aging and slowing down a Lil
>>155039516neither of those statements are true
missing the McGhee fight
fartcus mcpee
McGhee by kickflip
mcghee isn't particularly good people just take notice of him because he's hideously ugly
Nah nigga im HELLA bored!! Im gonna make some Ramen
Just fucked the gf
felder is having a stroke unironically
>>155039606Sup Sneed, still sucking tranny cock?
>>155039606what do ya put in your ramen b
>>155039598I like him because he's ugly AND he has a fatass slampiggy breeding sow wife
>>155039657does that give you hope
>>155039653Cajun chicken thighs and pickled onions. Yes. Its bomb
Just how shit is Yan?
>>155039093>ufc>onlyfans>food delivery>lives in a poor shitholedoes this bitch have a gambling or drug problems? she has to be make SOME money there is no way she needs 3 jobs
>>155039673ew nigga
This event is so bad
McBEAST wins again what a surprise
what race is this?
McGhee looks 80 years old but is ripped
>>155039673fuuuark that sounds good
Marcus Mcgee should have been aborted
>>155039751asian as shit
based chubby supportive wife
>>155039751american
Yan broke Mcghee.
>>155039768holocaust class?
Mcghee skated another masterclass huh
Kek he's playing into the Toy Soldiers meme
Hang on. Hang the fuck on. Did we just have a 3 round decision plus interview. And nows theres 30 FUCKING MINUTES of blal promos until the fights start again? This is the shittest card dood
>mcgee>talbotwhy half black white folx be always skateboarding
This black doo sound like colby
>>155039781literally just history class. we got taught the same shit every fucking year. holocaust and slavery. that's it. not even joking.
What are your opinions on Bo Nigger?
>belal 'remember my title run?' muhammad
lets go chinny shnell
>>155039821Reddit acts like hes hitler. Very strange. It almost feels like theres funding and bots behind it
>>155039260... his chest is larger than average... therefore his chest cavity is larger, with more room for his lungs...did you have a retard stroke? you really didnt think that one out bappa
>>155039821Would be interesting to see what sounds he makes while getting disemboweled
Definition of bug faced gook is this announcer
Didn't Matt Schnell retire in the Apex like last year?
Apex cards suck but this one is especially dead and low energy. I expect bryce will get flash KOd with a monotone reaction from Dom. Belal 5 round slopfest
>>155039886kek
Holyshit kick out that screaming whore immediately >muh apex atmosphere
Thread dead. UFC dead. Schnell dead.
How does black subhuman IQ factor in during a fight?
should i close the asmongold stream and watch this instead?
That was so early it hurts
Shit stoppage.
literally dead sportno one is here
>>155039801Amazing people still try to pretend that ufc is good
>>155039920They are gearing up for next week.
world cup and ufc white house coming upwe eating good
Matt smellz
>>155039938dont watch either, youre better than this
>>155039942yea, schnell is known for his durability, herb should have given him a chance
If you land enough fake punches to the back of the head it's legally a KO. Pros have known this for decades.
>15 hammerfists to the back of the head>"early stoppage"The meteor cant come soon enough
>>155039965Go watch boxing
>>155039960he's talking about developments in the videogame industry
>>155039965Then they're literally illegal, dumbfuck. It was hitting his shoulder.
Wish the commentary didnn't have to pull the wool over all the cazzies eyes and could be honest. >15 unanswered punches!To the literal DELT muscles, every punch LMAO. Pathetic scum commentary
>>155039980pointless just like ufc
Eyes never closed, not a KO, not a TKO. Another shit Ref classic from Herbal Dean
"I became a homo." Well he lost me as a fan
>>155039965Look faggot. Two posts within 1 second saying it hit the shoulder. We all saw the same thing. It's pathetic and an embarrassment. If it hit the back of his head then it's a DQ rightfully.>>155039987>>155039988
>>155037856BonfimAllenZiamLunaBaraniewski
>>155039993Why?
someone needs to shut that shrill bitch who keeps screaming up
>>155037856>Gabriel Bonfim>Edmen Shahbazyan>Fares Ziam>Bryce Mitchell>Junior Tafa
>>155040037Fucking disgusting. Post humans. No one is into beastiality
>>155040060You dropped this, King.
>>155037856BonfimAllenNolanLunaBaraniewski
>>155040060I love a beautiful Black Queen, if only because it makes niggers seethe to see them with a White Devil
>they're picking bryce
>>155040095>Not the heckin contender series wog!
Apart from the main and comain, how do you even know these other fighters well enough to make picks? You're just guessing, right?
Bryce Mitchell and Junior Tafa I guess... but the others? Literal whos
>>155040066Telling on yourself schlomo
>>155040124You don't know Brendan Allen, Edmen Shahbazyan, Belal, or Bonfim? Newfaggot.
>>155040137Jews only promote n/ggrr men with White women.
This is the worst card to have a perfectly free night and a bunch of weed and good food. God damn this is a drrrrrraaaaag
>>155040110Cause we watch MMA and we're not newfaggots like you.
strickland is in the building ladies and gentlemen
>>155040145I said apart from the main and comain
>>155040167Weird flex to be bragging about lapping up Dana's apex slop bro
>>155040159It gets a lot worse than this, newfag. >>155040174You can look at their records. I know Ziam as well. Bryce is fighting a contender series newfaggot. Do some research. Iwo is known cause he just got that crazy knockout.
Got in late. Has the card been good so far?
>>155040196 It's been alright. Main card looks a lot better.
what is it about Belal that makes him so aggressively lame?
>>155040145he forgot the name
>>155040208He has hardly any finishes. Like 3 in his UFC career.
Dana and the boys grind away in the war room every Tuesday to put these cards together for the fans and all he gets is complaints
Im convinced Mitchell is completely retarded
>>155040186Ziam is a very good prospect, Iwo had FOTY last year. Tom Nolan is solid fringe ~top 20 guy.
>Tonight I'm gonna make them remember...>Tonight I'm gonna make them remember MY name. Not "His" name, not this time.>It's time for you to remember ME!*Points to the sky, wags finger*Point to himself, gives thumbs upSOON
Should I go down to QT for a cheeky sixer of stellas or we watching this sober and stoicly
Cruz tucked his stupid collar in lol
>>155040242>watching this card soberWhy would you that to yourself?
Im right outside vegas. Its fucking 100 degrees right now. Why is Dom dressed like they are at a ski resort
>Get ready tonight>Gonna make this a night to remember>Get ready (Oh, baby) tonight>Gonna make this a night to remember
OH DEEEWWD! New ranking system hell yeah. Thats long overdue
>>155040242in times like these you must think to yourself: "what would schaub do?"
>>155040228You dropped this, King.
How are you guys holding
iwo might get knocked out this time. tafa is only good at one thing, knocking people out. iwo got hit a a lot in the last fight, his chin carried him.
UwU the gyaldem want the taller one to win x3 xd
You may hate this card, but I’m sure there’s at least one fan out there who is pleased with it and enjoyed their Saturday, and that alone makes it worth it.
>>155040289AARONFUCKINGPICOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155040273You're a zoomer if this is unironic..Millenials would only talk like that sarcastically as a joke. But now thinking about it it only reflects how cynical and miserable millenials really are.
who da fook
>>155040289Yep. That's my thawlts as well.
Dumb bitch keeps stumbling over her words. Where's Charly
Bryce Mitchell is the type of whyte redneck that would be friendly, and willingly help you out, if you are stuck on the side of the road.Sean Strickland is the type of whyte redneck that would probably find a reason to shoot and kill you, if you are not white, and would rape you if you are a minor or something. That's the difference between them. Bryce is ignorant, but Sean is actually bigoted. I would go fishing with Bryce any day than anything to do with Strickland
>>155040303He's not wrong
what's with the fucking wait, it's been like 30 mintues
>>155040311Would beat her face until a bloody pulp and then have consensual sex with her
just tuning in ladslets see something
>>155040337
>>155040290>Winnie is walling>Not even a fraction of Belle's popularityOwari da...
>>155040324What type of redneck is Michael Chandler?
kek the way John Anik always yells EXTRA loud for Belal REMEMBER THE NAME MOOOHOMED!!!!!!
Are free streams legal? Where can I find them? Thanks
This pacing is awful. I mean HOLY SHIT this pacing is awful. I want to turn the fucking card off and watch youtube
>>155040354I wouldn't call him a redneck in any traditional or stereotypical sense. He has a rural upbringing and set of discipline, but he and his family have been living in modern suburbs for the past few decades.That said, he reminds me of the traditional boomer family who "learns to accept" the "new way of life" as they see it, due to the changes happening around them. Chandler's gandparents are an example. I wonder if they ever thought they would have black grandkids one day
>>155040365We follow the laws here kid
>>155040365goof
Hey brah its a beautiful sunny summer Saturday. Wanna look at your phone and occasionally watch a shitty fight every half hour for 7 hours???
Advertising needs to be illegal.
>>155040398it's 1am
>>155040398Nobody is making you be here
>>155040406Definitely would watch the vod tomorrow if I was in your sitch
>>155040398>>155040406Actually it's 3 AM.
iwo is going to crotchsniff and lose the story hugely
>>155040415He's Maori, dipshit.
HEEM STOPPY
KWAB
WHITE POWER!
>>155040354Blue collar middle class. Dad was a carpenter so he's honestly probably the type of dude to help you move on a saturday and you would try to warn him about his succubus evil gf because he's a nice guy but he would respectfully not listen and end up raising adopted black children because his then wife would refuse to bear his children... sad as it is..
Tafa bros.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM LEGGY
junior was just there for the check
Tafa brothers SUCK ASS
KURWA!
HEEM LEGGY
>insta heem leggykek, what the fuck?
Tafa is awful. Holy shit. These dudes need to stay fat.
Reminder that Slavs are aryan
>>155037856belawlallenziambryceiwo
>>155040430Youre proving my point you fat retard
Cut them both PLEASE
Did Tafa take a dive?
>>155040456Wow I just realized Bree chandler is actually the villain of the story. Mike is a golden retriever down for anything
holy shit must've been a hell of a lowkick
NAH FUCK THAT TAFA'S WILL ALWAYS BE A HEARTLET BUM
>>155040480you can't post predictions after a fight's already over you bitch
>>155040480Uhm... Bruv... You're a bit late.
Beast of a set of brothers there.Tafa actually has a win over Peter Porker who was Jon Jones' toughest career opponent. He hasn't beaten anyone else with a UFC win.
>>155040480the fight was already over when you posted this. your picks are invalid, cuck
>presents bussy to polish bvll
HEEEM LEGGY
>>155040415most people here are some kind of black
Tafa brothers thought being fat fucks with 0 talent would carry them through the UFC
>>155040485no he's just shit. glass cannon. samoans don't even have to train to get to the ufc because they've got heavy heands.
Instant finish. Lucky us we get more desk time and promos. Heck yeah man!
>>155040479Hitler would have made you tap to his guillotine for that postHe was very clear that Slavs are NOT Aryan
Lmao he broke his fucking leg or something
you are a fucking retard
get that child away from joanna NOW
>>155040494SAUCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FAT RETARDED FAGGOT
>judoka>7 straight KO/TKO finishes????
Does that kid know it's not Halloween?
The Furious movie looks kino. Reminds me of The Raid movies
Aaron "Heavy Heands" Pico
How do you go down from TWO leg kicks?
Five years ago, we’d have at least 3 game threads for a ufc fight night by now. Sad state.
>>155040546I've been saying this
>>155040540The best about Clitler is that xhe abbatoir’d millions of disgusting white piggus and then xerself
>>155040485It's possible, could've came in with a hurt leg and took the first exit.
Legendary polish power
im a cazzie now fuck you dana didnt even know this was on
>>155040555That kid looked a little bit too old to be wearing a full woody costume. Weird vibes there.
he's built like a jacked toddler and his head shape is unmistakeably polish.
>>155037856BonfimShahbazyanZiamMitchellIwo
thug nasty is getting heemed
The Tafa brothers are the worst fighters who ever put a foot in the UFC.Prove me wrong.
Bryce Mitchell is undefeated against Muslims.
>>155040563I'm sorry we're not putting all the stops for Muhammad vs Bonfim
>>155040570I've read recently that he might have fled to argentina
>>155040584Wait until half the thread misses next week's event because it's on sunday instead of saturday
>Caio cucked and won't fight Joe PooperAllen vs. Pooper after Allen wins tonight?
>>155040606the dookie brothers
>ED and gambling adsFuck this is depressing to watch
Did Bryce Mitchell get indoctrinated by the libs and Jews or something?
>>155040596
>>155040606There's a man named Cody Brundage
>>155040620That makes no sense. They'll show up on Saturday, realized it's on Sunday, and come back the next day.
>>155040620im retarded so 100% going to happen
>>155040606I would say so but they actually have some wins. that guy who fought cm punk and called white people snow roaches was a literal fucking can that sucked a matchmakers cock to get in the ufc. I think the tafa bros just simply don't train. they hit pads at most and that's it.
>>155040634He fell into the dark spiraling helix of antisemitism (unironically)
Just got back from QT with a 12 pack of claws and cool ranch Doritos yeah I think it's heeming time
Aaron "Snow Roach" Pico
>>155040622Nah Allen should get a title shot next
When did minty bets get those legs wtf
>>155040660qt mogs the shit circle k's out here
>>155040650Sunday is normally the day when I rail your mom's asshole so I'm probably going to forget
chinky scams
>>155040670Allen is probably the only contender that Sean would low diff and he's already beaten him.
>>155040667
>>155040689good one incel
Ill admit I am a white supremacist, but I dont like Mitchell for some reason
Bryce is such an unserious name. How does a grown woman end up on Bryce. Out of all the names
i miss hearing gianni the jew's rat voice, minty really took that man's job
>>155040670brendan allen is fucking dogshit and will never get a title shot
>>155040620We'll miss the early fights but tune in for the Gane fight then celebrate the Gane era
>>155040708The doo he's fighting is called Saint James Moon
>>155040660Did those seltzers come with tampons for you to shove up your ass too pussy?
Ok I turned off asmongold to watch this don't waste my time dana
Border Boy is a great nickname. >>155040714He has all the skills but cucks himself in every single fight with negative IQ. He could accidentally win the title someday but it would have to be a poverty title like Bisping's.
>>155040721>hurr durr i drink budweiser because im a big man!shut up you fat mutt faggot. only limp dick queers do this performative masculinity shit. you're a projecting pussyboy. just like your dad, LOL cope and seethe now
>>155040738That wasn’t asmonroach, you just had your monitor off
>>155040738enjoy the show, GOYIM
>>155040695That was like 6 years ago b, not the same Allen at all
21. Cool name. Jacked. Chad face. Pro fighter. What a fag
The shorts are camo so I can hide my hog in there
why do zoomers look older than millennials?
>>155040707>I am a white supremacistbased, me too!
>>155040762Allen's striking defense is bad. He would get pieced up bad. It's a bad matchup for Brendan.
My boy Bryce has got this don't worry
no weapon formed against thee shall prosper
>>155040791Checking in
KICKY FEETWOMBO COMBOTHAT AINT FALCO
>>155040776White “people” are dying out (and that’s a good thing!)
>GOMAD>raw>still a victimweightThis guy has never been to a gym in his life
>just listen to 12 drunk retards yell into the mic for 8 hoursthe apex was a mistake
>take your opponent down>dont even work to advance position>dont get stood up
Joanna and that kid just came in late
JEW ESSAY JEW ESSAY JEW ESSAY
I dont think bryce knows you need to throw ground and pound
OHHHHHHH HE'S LAYING ON HIM HARD HERE!!!!!!
>>155040818honestly, I can't remember the last time I have watched UFC unmuted.
>>155040838whats with the name, hijo?
>>155040757Thanks for sticking up for me to that jerk anon :3
Bryce is most certainly gay
I was right. Even bryce can save this demon cursed card
all haters of Blessed Bryce are brown. no exceptions
>>155040851problem with that is the sound of a good heem is worth itoutside of big fights the ufc is 2nd monitor tier now
10-9 LunaBryce threw like 3 punches
why does Christianity make you so weak
>>155040868>Even Bryce>implying Bryce Mitchell was ever an exciting fighter outside of interviews
Bryce should have never wasted his time in FW and went directly to BW
Even I perform more ground and pound with my wife.
>>155040867Explain why.
i hope you enjoyed the 1st round of 2 dudes laying on each other so here is a show of only black people in chicago
>>155040883Cucked empathy based religion about loving everyone no matter what
>>155040858respect the gimmick brother
>>155040894Bryce fights are fun. Retard. Dude K1ed barbosa and got killed by Emmett
Exactly what I want, a shitty ad instead of corner advice
>>155040862my pleasure xD
Bryce won the round on the basis of being white
10-7 rounds this
>>155040883Slave morality that teaches the goyim to trade their race for salvation. We Aryans hail Apollo now nigga
Be careful Bryce you are so fragile and delicate
>>155040910what is the gimmick
>>155040917
>>155040883Half of the winner's speech start with thanking God. Not sure how they are weak.
I thought you guys were exaggerating but I just muted the volume. Holy fuck all you hear is the crowd obnoxiously yelling
working to pay for a credit card is 1984. heem you dont do that. youre either 12/12 twice a year at best or you become a jones or an arman. cm punk tried. couldnt do it. schaub could
>>155040873fair. I wish we had the option to only hear the fighters but that's never gonna happen
They gon give a split to luna
>>155040924>Worship Apollo (AKA lucifer)Hello Rabbi
He strikes like a spaz, love him tho.
>Mexican wrestlingLuna has fucking nothing. Needs another 3-4 years of seasoning. Bad Aaron Picogram.
IS RA EL IS RA EL IS RA EL IS RA EL >>155040937you know the gimmick, the bit
I turn 21 in a few days and I haven't even had sex yet
Why isnt he throwing ground and pound?
Where Anna Paulina Luna fine ass at
the baron trump meta apex. thats the sort of slop theyre feeding you with tom aspinall holding the belt. jones would never
>>155040970You have issues.
>>155040990Faggot
>>155040949most religions have a God, retard. he literally persecuted christian churches during the Third Reich. you little brained baby retard.
>>155040991So go do it.
>>155040991bunch of faggots here that will punch you through
Why isn't the ref standing them up
>>155041005I'll tell you who has issues, Luna is really having issues with Bryce's top pressure. He does NOT want to be there.
20-16
anyone have the heem gooncave details?
sean r strickland unfortunately had issues
Gott mit Bryce. No way he gets the mic.
>>155040992isn't that frustrating? 12-6 is now allowed, one would expect that fighters would abuse but nope.
If the shabazyan fight isn't an immediate exciting back and forth and turning this card off and doing a 360 and walking away. No joke
New thread please
>>155040990you lost me wey, and i fear you might be losing yourself
Bryce is possibly one of the handful of guys in the roster who aren't on roids
dubs and luna simulates him
homo fucking sissy pulling guardFUCK YOU FAGGOT
30-30 draw let them run it back next week.
>>155041069he drinks raw milk
>>155041074 is this real
welp
>>155041091No. Those hats aren't available anywhere. I checked.
>>155041087I drink raw milk, if you mean drinking milk raw out of a pregnant woman's titty
>>155041091ya I was on the plane with themthey kept saying>chud goy clique make the foids shake
bryce is gassed
Milk is good for you
>>155041097who is the dad
brICE mitchell exposed that messican
>>155041119You
>>155041106Tell that to my bowels.
>>155041087Probably true
wackest shit ive ever seen
>>155041101Daaamn
Bryce took more damage so he should lose the fight, right? Just trying to understand the rules.
The beaner should have ate more tortillas lol out of energy
why isn't the ref standing them up when bryce isn't throwing punches or improving position?
Antisemitic GOATS stay winning!
great fuckin fight
>Bryce dominates 30-27 in a grappling masterclass>NOOO HE'S NOT A RUSSIAN INBRED GOAT FUCKER THIS CAN'T BE ALLOWED!!!!
Bryce lost this round but it was looking like he wasn't going to survive it at one point.
>>155041024I guess I should've been more specific, they thank Jesus Christ. I have no clue what you are getting at, nor why you are so angry. Maybe you should listen to the fighters and find Jesus so you aren't angry posting in a shitty fight night thread. Have a good night, friend.
Bryce Mitchell Clinic Patriot Certified fuck the old testament and the synagogue of satan
type of fight guru would have a meltdown over if bryce was from dagestan
this is homoerotic nasty thugs win again
>>155041138Not how fights are scored, dumbfuck. Read the criteria. It's called effective grappling.
TAPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYBLESSED BRYCEBLESSED BRYCEBLESSED BRYCE
>>155041157Do you think Jesus had one of those weird circumcisions where the rabbi sucks his dick?
When will we finally get some psychopath who refuses to let go after the tap and kills someone? That would be entertaining
RETARD ALERT
>tapping with 9 seconds leftYup that's a wrap on that guy's career. Way too early to be here. Mentally broken forever.
EVIL EMPIRES DON'T LAST FOREVER, YOU HEAR THAT ISRAEL!!
Bryce just deported that dude
good for bryce but it was super homo sex tho
nice one
>>155041173Rude. He was just asking.
hes going to name themdom is exhausting to listen to
THE WHITE MAN WINS AND MARCHES ON SOMEONE CALL ICE AND GET THAT BEANER OUT OF HERE
JEWS ARE IN SHAMBLES!!!!!!!
SEND HIM BACK TO HIS FUCKING COUNTRY!!!!
Fraud status?
>>155041163GODru broke you.
0 significant strikes and 0 sub attempts in the first 13 minutes
BW Bryce is a different beast
>>155041138>Just trying to understand the rules.if a guy in camo shorts gets you on your back for 3 full rounds and you can't do shit about it you lose the fight, the way I see it
YEAH THATS MY FUCKING BOY
i like beaners
>>155041203Many such cases
i know someone who watches all these paramount shows and just seeing the ads for them make me question our friendship
Obscure ftl crossover thread
are all these non-numbered shows this shit
>>155041209>they doubted the Usaah
So many jews with American flags wanted Bryce to lose
Zero stutters. The word of GOD
>>155041173Sorry bud just trying to understand the rules. I was told that you win if you damage the opponent more than he damages you but I've been corrected and now I understand that hurting your opponent is not important.
ari emmanuel HATES what hes hearing
>>155041157youre simply a retard if you didnt see my point. hitler didnt believe in God, you gay retard. he also lost, yes that is a weakness. jesus loved nigs btw, niglover .
He's our prophet
>>155041261>nigs>niglover .scared pussy alert
viva la mexico lmao
I want to hate him so bad but I just can't
Dana is 100% stripping Tom if Alex wins
>>155041260The emperor cares not about the screeching of his slaves
>>155041273bans aren't worth resetting my modem the captcha is annoying until you solve it 400 times
>>155041260not ncessarily. ari emmanuels father was irgun. literally a zionist neo-nazi group.
>>155041281He's got a good soul, even if he's a little retarded
>>155041298>the captcha is annoyingretard alert
>>155041305He can only read Yiddish
>>155041299>zionist neo-naziWhat?
>>155041305it was annoyingim on the good goy list now
You fellas need a hobby.
>>155041315they are like the SS jewish version against muslims. belal would have been gassed
Bryce will take his win bonus and make a manger, grow his herd, and you Jews will keep crying and wishing for him to lose. I will pray for you
ufc 100 was better
>>155041252Read the criteria you fucking idiot.
>>155041332im not your fella, buddy
I really have no desire to watch belal or allen fight. maybe to see them get beat u but that's even a stretch.
never EVER watching powerslap
>>155041333How does that make them a nazi? Plenty of people have supposedly have commited genocide.
Hitler is a nigger for pulling those middle east army tier military blunders
>>155041382u jewish or something
Eventually we will make Gamethread #2When /heem/ wakes up and starts posting.
>>155041405When Gane wakes up
The bryce fight ended an hour ago nigga my god get a move on!!
Bryce GOAT
Christ is King
>>155037738>>155037738
>>155041363what about brutally heemed
>Belal fight night>moving this slowgrim to say the least
>>155041370Look up Otto Skorzeny
So they've extended the times between fights Huh? They really are going to milk the UFC and then will throw it in the garbage bin
>>155041450Has to be one of the slowest paced nights in ufc history. Feels terrible coming from raf and ONE
>>155041443King of being gay.
A WHAT style fighter?
What? Did he just say "ninja style fighter"?There's no metal shavings in the octagon, no kunai to throw. Gonna rasengan him?
This nigga a ninja
UFC is unwatchable. Non-stop advertisements and it's been so long since the last fight. None of the cards even excite me, ufc 250 is shit and nobody wants to watch old gaethje get slept.
>>155041482King of being Jewish*
>>155041504That's why the Jews killed him
Feels like Ziam has been in the top 15 for years
>>155041499Theyve stretched the watch time by an hour after the espn era
>>155041504You say potato, I say potahto.
>lightweight boutI could HEEM both of these DYELs in my sleep LOL
>>155041534Not very active I think
>>155041534He had a mid stint during Covid but left for several years
>>155041534no it doesnt you fucking retard
This is a peculiar looking frenchman
ziam will be fraudchecked whenever he fights an actual top guy, but this guy is not it. He's one dimensional
>>155041602mate he lost to terrance mckinney
>>155041596Their football team is basically 90% africans, and if you go to paris you'll think you took a flight to nigeria
>>155041579Yeah you are right, between 2020 and 2022, he didn't fight much
>>1550416124 years ago, the new and improved ziam will once again be taken down and choked out
>>155041615Are you from Michigan?
Fares "Mandatory Mental Aptitude Testing" Ziam
American Dew 1948, before the Blacks could talk to White Women
>fraudchecked by THE nolanheh, morocco's finest
>tune in>think its a mw fight>ackshually lwThe size inflation is too damn high!
Fight like a man you fucking bitch
>Still no Gamethread #2Belal will bring in the numbers, don't worry
Lmaooo
>>155041457That's what jews are doing to America and it's what they'll do to the UFC too. Everything goes to shit, gets used up then onto the next thing
ziambros... it's OGRE
>>155041760Wow, nice unhinged antisemitism. I'll have you know that Power slap is replacing UFC in ratings around the world, maybe you should buy a few tickets and PPV's before you miss out on the biggest action sport in modern history
>>155041760the jews made america
>elbow to the back of the head at the end
>>155041836The Gane method
They keep promoting gambling to the goyim
I wish I was watching a fun, fast paced powerslap card instead of this event tonight
>down two rounds>have a shit ground game>hurr I’m gonna try and submit him in the 3rdhe should fire his coach
>>155041815>The Jews made america an unlivable hellscape full of browns, muslims, and cannibal child rapist politiciansTrue.
White dude strength mogged him but the game plan was extremely gay
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
BASED
Picks heemy
Lotta White Men Marching
Ziam is such a retard man Why the fuck did he took this fight?
we're taking over
I thought Fares won that first round personally
>>155041905Y'all just lost a champ.
Nolan is more legit than Sallkild
>>155041920Nah. You're dumb. He has no power.
>>155041915Nolan just heemed a lot of picks kek
Did not expect Nolan to win, how did he do it?
>>155041915kek
>>155041918He’s ass. Just hugged another Skelly on the fence, quillan actually heems
>Bet against the White Man>LoseThere are many such tales
>>155041953Took a page from the brazzas
>>155041953Combination of Ziam making some stupid mistakes and Nolan exploiting his shit ground game
>pick a random aussie to pad your winstreak>losekek
>>155041973>>155041974Ty
>>155041978Lol.
>>155041953Fares just fought like a retard and was too afraid of his takedowns. Only reason he won. He had the clear advantage on the feet but was too afraid to stay on the feet with him because of the takedown thread.
>>155041978Umm, you're Muslim
that was corny he was right
>>155037738New thread when
After his last couple fights I thought ziak was a killer.
nah fuck that!
>>155041953Lankoid vs lankoid generally comes to who’s a better wrestler and Tom was a better wrestler
Allen bros, our time is nigh
has shehbazyan improved or is he still a meme? allen is legit from what i've seen of him.
>Gaethje promises a terrorist attack on the White Housebased
>>155042012Brendhino Allenveira
i like the fighters that are good at winning. jon jones. mike perry
>The next round of omelettes (ONIONS vegan version) is on me fellas!!!
>Yes Goyim, Black people and White people attended the same parties in 1948 Tennessee, now drink the corn syrup slop
>>155042027>allen is legit from what i've seen of him.He had a very close fight with Chris Curtis, he never appears impressive to me despite eeking out wins.
So if I join the UFC, can I fight under, say, Somalia's flag, even though I have no connection to the country, just like Brendan Allen with Brazil?
>>155042045>eating eggsdoo asking for a heart attack
>>155042012They let this doo code switch as many times as he wants but didn't let fluffy represent mexico kek
>>155042063The Aimann Zahabi of 185
Hope repping Brazil doesn't jinx it
>>155042063he derailed de shitter so i'll be rooting for him
god i hope shahbazyan heems
>>155042068Brendan Allen's wife is Brazilian so he gets a pass
You now remember when people thought Shabazyan was the next big thing after he heemed Tavares
>>155042091Don't say that
>>155042098He still is
>>155042063>He had a very close fight with Chris Curtis,mate he got heemed by himcurtis won the rematch btw
I met belal IRL when he won the belt, i heightmogged him by an inch or so btw but it could have just been my air max 95s + 1 inch soles but who knows. I think he's about 5'9 barefoot.
>>155042111Curtis was winning until his leg exploded in the last 10 seconds of the fightCan't expect to win the round when you ended it randomly falling on your ass and getting pounded
YOU AIN'T A CROOK SONYOU JUST A SHOOK ONE
Jesus lost focus when he was making shabazyans ribs and chest
do they have the same walkout song?
>>155042095So if my wife is Somalian do I get to claim the Somali flag?
What a pathetic simp. Should be deported
New thread almost out the oven stay put
>>155042150wow haven't heard a dozen other people use the same walk out song
>2 different events where he changes his flagthis guy fucking Sucks
shahbazyan is only 28 but feels like he has so many miles on him with all the beatings hes taken
CAM ON BAZZA
>>155042180I have the same thing. I root for him to win because we share the same deformity.
Talmbout shook ones by mobb depp?https://youtu.be/BSsPj0NcqI4
>walkout music mogged by shahbazyanit's not looking good for allen
>>155042184Do you wanna be somalian?
>>155042219post a pic
>>155042219It's gross. You should stop having it.
My boys? CrooksYour boys? Shook ones
>>155042225DON'T SAY THAT
everyone in the middle east used to look like edmen before blacks and jeets came and made the arab mutts
Kisame Hoshigaki looking ass nigga
>>155041692don't worry they still had racemixing in the commercial
holy shit what is ACTUALLY wrong with his fucking torso? how do you not just get destroyed by bodyshots with that fucking protrusion?
>>155042251the levant are pretty much white-passing even now and their women are hot.
>>155042251heard they got raped pretty bad by mongols n shiet
>>155042273yeah nah lebbos are basically negroids
>>155042262Maybe you get used to everyone trying that and get really good at a counter? idk
Inshallah Allen wins, gets the title next and become the 3rd Canadian champ
edmen being sponsored by alien isolation 2
>>155042253allen needs to attack this weakpoint for massive damage
this shit sucks
>>155042294He's Brazilian
Im just staring at his ribs. He shouldn't be allowed to fight. It looks like some deformed hospital body
Edmen look like shit
>turn into a brazilian>lose
>>155042325Respectfully disagree
>>155042325His wife is Brazilian
>>155042227I'm just saying. I hate the precedent this sets. Nothing matters.
>>155042262>>155042327Pectus Excavatum. His heart and lungs are being squeezed by his chest.
do americans really watch things like dutton ranch
Oh my fucking god his ribs are disgusting I just fucking ate man Jesus christ
edmen edmen edmen
ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN
>>155042390yep. then i go onto my porch with my rifle and wait for the city slickers coming to take whats mine
I honestly can't remember Brenden Anus or Shibby's last fights. Maybe they should do something exciting
>>155042426hell yeah man
The right cross is there for Allen, wish the left hook was there too
Edmundo Shipupi
>>155042390I've got a better question: do english people really eat beans on a toast
4th rank is fighting a no rank? is dana getting reamed by boxing that bad?
i heard allen doesn't wear a cup (since his wife has his balls in her purse)
>>155042510yeah
>>155037738Just announced on the broadcast, the UFC are developing a new rankings system that is based on “measurable performance”, which will evaluate who fighters beat, their strength of competition, activity and consistency.
So do people just not target Shahbazyn's body out of courtesyBecause Allen hit him once with a knee and it caused a massive gash and then he never went to the body again
>>155042390i stopped watching yellowslop after jamie left, now it's girlboss beth and her fat tard husband
>sport called heem>0 heemsExplain
Whos winning im not watching
>>155042556Allen
>>155042522> As of January 2026, his wife also has a 14‑year‑old son from a previous relationship.[72]
Iwo Baraniewski vs Jamahal HillAlessandro Costa vs Bruno Silva Marcus McGhee vs Payton TalbottBryce Mitchell vs Raul Rosas JrJoanderson Brito.vs Doo Ho ChoiBrendan Allen vs Joe Pyfer
Edmen fighting like an NPC
Allen should just grapple now, he is got it
UFC paramount? A disaster. Total disaster. Everybody knows it, everybody is saying it. It is a horrible deal, the worst deal in history. Just terrible, terrible, terrible. Look at what they did, it’s a total disaster
>>155042536So basically they're shifting to rigged AI doing it instead of cazzie journalists?
>>15504258514 years old? You gotta abort that thing, I know a guy
that was cute as fuck
>getting outstruck by Brenden Allen
wtf edmen is pillowfisted as hell
The Allen era
Edmen looked stiff as fuck, was clearly terrified of the grappling even after he successfully stuffed the early takedowns
Allen Allen ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN ALL IN
>>155042556Allen won if it was scored as a whole but first two rounds were very close.
30-27 is kind of crazy though
>>155042672yeah arnold allen
the pride of são paulo
>>155042536Ranking are fake and gay
What to take from this is Edmen Shabazyan > RDR
3 remain all picked Bonfim
allens kid aint a heemer
>>155042701Yeah that was sus
Get my boy Allen the title shot>>155042703DON'T SAY THAT
>pretending to be a Brendan Allen fan for (You)s
was it just me or was that a really boring and lame fight from both guys. I could barely pay attention
>>155042725If I didn't win then nobody should.
>2 judges scored it 30-27???
>>155042685Nothing much he could do. Allen looked liked he was fresh out of sucking cream cheese from jewish masonic higher-ups
>>155042744An overrated fighter picking on an unranked fighter, what did you think it would be?
Im gonna go ahead and claim this as one of the top 5 most boring, slow events of ALL TIME. Yes I mean that. No im not a newfag
for me, it's alan rickman
thankfully it's almost over
>>155042725fares ziam heemed my picks. I should have known
>>155042744It was pretty good actually. Allen has shown improvement on the feet and Shahbazyan is looking much better at defending takedowns.
Allen won
>>155042785You don't have to pretend to like a shitty middleweight fight to own the cazies man
>>155042775Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
>>155042775for me it’s dan ryckman
>mind your bettersMIND THIS
>>155042767to me that doesn’t even matter, especially when you consider a fight like Ethan Ewing vs Malcom Welmaker, where you have one very hyped ranked guy vs a nobody. But it was an exciting fight because the nobody still fought his ass off, like his life depended on it. I hate these fights where both dudes stand on the feet and trade pitter patter shots for 15 minutes like it’s a sparring session. It’s a matter of heart, and it’s why Brendan Allen will never be a true contender like Strickland or Chimaev.
UFC is dead isnt it?
tonights main event epitinizes the entire card
>>155042829*epsteinizes
>>155042828Yes. It died a year or two ago and we're currently watching a rotting corpse. Next weekend will be tough.
>>155042828Is that the girl from Lost? what happened?
>>155042813Yeah man because Sean Strickland never fights like he's sparring
>>155042828Surely any day now
>>155042794Take your ritalin and then rewatch it
May allah lay a 30000t brazillian bunda on my skull if I stay late again for a non numbered card
Dont let this distract you from the fact that Bonfim robbed Wonderboy
>>155042828>it's a kate episode
>>155042863>Aldo was never a drawwalZamn you guys were talmbout drawls back in 2014? Honestly? Respect.
Splish Splash I was taking a bath*dun dun dun dun*
SPLISH SPLASH!
>>155042878Moroccan women have good bundas too brudda, no need to import Brazilians
>>155042878This sounds like a reason to stay up late
>>155042862Yeah he does but he also knows when to turn up the intensity and make it exciting. Not every fight is exciting of his, but the run he’s been on since defeating abus was exciting. Even when he got KOd by pereira, that was still entertaining. He’s not afraid to get knocked out like pussy Allen or shabazyan.
i don't want to watch this
>>155042813What the fuck are you talking about Strick is the definition of a heartlet
Can we denaturalize these traitors who claim to be American?
>>155042863The part about DJ is the only thing that aged well. He was a can crusher his whole run and couldn't even draw a PPV, only posthumously did redditors decide he was top 5 of all time.
why is Belal trying to make me like him?
Wtf is this shit kekWhat happened to that upbeat Arab song
You know Belal is white cause he's the corniest motherfucker on the card every time
>>155042919RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
Boomer Belal?
I don't think we deserve a new thread. We should just let this one die.
This is the dude who says you have to check in with him when you come to Chicago
americans what kind of music is this?
I just converted to Islam, SPLISH SPLASH ARMY
>SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN A BALAL, ALL ON A SATADAY NITE!!
>>155042701You can win 3 close rounds
wtf is this shit
>>155042945Belal is about to heem ya goof
smelal is unironically a real one
People forget man, Belal developed a personality at 37 years old
belal won
Belal will try his hardest to make this as boring as he can
how does Belal find a way to be the corniest motherfucker? It’s actually impressive how unlikable he is that he swings back to being likable somehow
>>15504294950s/60s jazzy swing rock rnb slop
>Herb 'He's still breathin? Keep heemin!' Deanbased
>>155042963Wrong thread buddy
Belal gives me hope that I can still get a wife after 34 yo (now)
>>155042849its about to be 25 minutes of who gives a fuck
>>155042980>Wrong thread buddy
>ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWWWWWWN
>5'11 i'm 5'9 and was the same height as belal when i met him
>>155042963got tiny hands
NO TOUCH IS CRAZY
belal at the apex.....grim
>>155042995Wrong board buddy
>>155043006hes also 1.70 cm manlet
>>155043004He was crouched and giving you a good sniff
>>155042828isn't she supposed to be bald now
>>155043004take off ur lift, b
dom is offensive to listen to
>>155043008fuck touching gloves after the match startsgay as fuck
Throw a takedown playa what are you waiting for
I kiss my homie on the lips after the bell
>>155043095based
canelohandsbros...
I fear for Bumfim's lifeBeastlal might just see red, snap his neck and be done with it
muslims aren't very good at fighting
SPAMMY DONT WATCH...
>Belal 'the Bully' Muhammad>is getting walked back and bulliedCAM ON BELAWL DONT LET HIM BULLY YA' SON!
>>155043111Belal needs to channel Beterbiev hands or Bivol hands maybe even Rico hands
Belal needs to bait him and let him keep throwing haymakers and gas himself out. Let him gas out and then put the pressure on with wrestling and finish him in the later rounds.
Balal is taking a bath out there folks
Shit round.
does nobody care that belal is fighting? why is the thread so slow?
going to bed dont care who winsfuck you dana
>>155043174Dead sport.
fuck dana
just how bad of a champ was leon
Belal might actually think he has "Canelo Hands" for real. We all thought it was a meme
Yjk hunter campbell got blackmail on belal
>>155043195Dead site
>>155043209Dead.
just how bad is leon smegwards?
Never show Dominick Cruz a boxing match he might get mind broken by someone winning on the backfoot
>>155043174bro this thread has over 900 posts
>>155043205He has the October 7 tapes.
Oh forgot this is a five rounder
>>155043230Everything we do is 5 times a day brazza you know dis
>>155043228bro its the only thread for the entire card
Never show Dominick Cruz a boxing match he might die of boredom
is belal actually retardedhe's supposed to be a crotch sniffer but only tries the canelo hands now?
Smellal's striking looks so goofy
>>155043261goofy aaaah strikes
All you goofs calling the last fight boring forgot how boring belal fights can be.
the lion of palestine is about to roar...
wonk nose
coach primate
we only really need 1 thread per card
>>155043273meow
lmao i hope someone clipped that goofy half assed kick he tried to throw after getting jabbed
Who's the fella in the red shorts?
If I'm Belal's coaches, I'm telling him, "dawlg they're trying to get you outta the top 15. You're the palestine anti-jew boy. you have to fucking finish this"
>>155043288and there it is
why doesnt he try to take him down?
>>155043289This has always been true. In this age of inflation we need to be a lot more careful about our casual thread creation.
BEASTlal MODE ACTIVATED
>>155043322Canelo
>>155043302its uhhhummmm
pussy move from the guy whose name I can't remember
the leon era... when things made sense
>>155043322Seriously i guess the khabib training camps meant nothing to him
>>155043355has he stopped feeling sorry for himself?
>>155043322Bonfim is pretty good at submissions so its riskyHe'd need the perfect entry
OH HE LEAKIN
>>155043350I too have... forgotten the name
lesson: don’t bring a palestine to a Brazil fight
bro the last welterweight generation was full of frauds, middleweight current generation is no different
NEW THREAD: THE LAST PROPHET FORGET THE NAME
knocked his mouthguard out lol
My man belal can't hurt a fly if he tried
what a humiliation, Muhammad is just a moving punching bag for bonfim
YOU ARE BELAL COUCHWHAT CAN HE DO TO RUN THE TABLES?
smellal getting fucking clowned out there
Dawg belol is getting flushed
>>155043455START REMEMBERING
SPLISH SPLASH HE WAS KICKING MY ASS!Red wonk nose.Red wonk shorts.Without a chin, Belal would be an unranked BUM.
lelel getting forgorded
>>155043455Grapple in the early rounds
this is JDM's best victory
>>155043308You forgot to say dude every second word.
DON'T LET HIM BULLY YOU SON
'round these parts we just call him (NULL) cause we forgot the name
>>155043455flying knee knockout ; wrestlefuck
hasn't checked a single leg kick...
uhhhhh Canelo Hands doesn’t look too good
how SHIT is Leon really?
Palestine always does best as an underdog
itt: we start remembering the namehmmmfmfffffffnnnnnngnnnnnn
just how good is JDM. Prates would've KO'd belal already
Is jdm actually a mid gatekeeper whose best win is a washed Holland?
Belal needs a finish, they should just throw in the towel if that's the case
Red nose clown.
that nose of his is a liability. can we get a printout of belal's family tree? he might have some chosen ancestry
reminder bonfim got a split decision against wonderboy less than a year ago LMAO
belal means dick in portuguse
How good is Wonderboy and how shit is jdm
poolal lmao
jfc Belal's nose is completely busted
belol the raped
>>155043616if it wasnt for the blood, you'd think it was busted anyway
>>155043619belel
>>155043588robbery
Belal Hail Mary incoming
has this retard shot a single time?
laldaddy got the download
>>155043653couple timesthey got stuffed instantly
Bonim has had Canelo Hands fighting off his back foot the entire fight.
Alright Belal has obviously been hanging with his boxing coaches a little too much and they convinced him he was a good boxer
BELEL
that was rough. my nose hurts just watching it
You had to be there for the Belal era
>Entire card in 1 thread
HOW SHIT IS PEON SMEGWARDS THAT HE LOST TO THIS?HOW DID PEON SMEGWARDS BEAT USMENG?USMENG WOULD HEEM THIS BELAWL GUY DEAD.
JDM's resume aging like milk
Reminder Belal was Champ just 2 fights ago
Muhammad, my friend, it’s time to tell the worldWe both know it was a girl back in BethlehemAnd on that fateful day when she was crucifiedShe wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea by her side
JUST HOW GOOD IS NICOLAS DALBY??????????????
boring as fuck card
belal is too small for ww, guys like ian garry, shavkat, etc are in this division. Same thing happened here, taller guy just bullied him safely from reach and stuffed his meme takedowns. He's really a lightweight but doesn't cut down.
3 winnersHungary UKUSA
>>155043696efficient. we are a green board after all
>>155043707Dalby is an oddity, he also smudged that team Khabib Dagestani
boring card
Shit fight.
>>155043702People thought JDM was good because he beat this guy
>>155043696Has this ever happened?
>1k postskino
>didnt even watch and got all the picks right
>>155043732Not even the first time it's happened this year.
JDMbros... the best win is being exposed
>>155043681his boxing coaches grifted him hard lol
>>155043749It's actually so fucking over.
lmfao belal doesnt want to be there at all, bonfim holding on to him he won him as property
>>155043726Dalby got robbed on fagratdicknobWhole fucking card was filthy
Bonfim doesn't beat any real contenders, he's a fraud
>>155043696is it true pereira fucked her?
>>155043723He'd still get haplsplosion mogged even in featherweight
>>155043775Half the roster has fucked her
>>155043775He raped her asshole, but he didn't fuck her.
>>155043768Prates will heem 100%
bonheem got killa gorilla hands
>>155043775She is a married woman, show some respect.
>>155043757You retarded faggot schizos killed this thread. Don't act surprised.
Beast of a thread
>>155043724I just voted for shitskin losses
