NZ vs Eng Eng 140 & 226NZ 113 & 55/5 (199 to win)Ind vs Afg also on
Pavement
There Will Be Cricket
going kitchen. anyone want a beer from the fridge?
>>>155039825how are you testing/quantifying this?
>>155039899Fuck off coombrain brown skinned cunt posting this fucking shit webm again >fast bowler Literally bowls as fast as Darren Steves. Women’s “cricket” is a fucking joke.
>>155039926Mine are all in the garage fridge mate, but yes I would like one
>>155039881we are
YFO
why do lots of the pozztards seem like yanks?
>>155039899see >>155039975
>>155039959im scottish/english heritage, highly incestuous bloodline too
i see countysperg had another spergout as someone else dared to do the bake
>>155039992two posts before limit isnt early, its polite
>>155039926good track this onelike how certain man pretends to hate one kiss now (previously conceded he knew how that one went - i.e. because of the melody)
>>155039983Sebbo posts in gayfl and they love him there, same retarded gibberish and elephant posting there too. Obviously the same intellectual plane as an Aussie no-rules customer.
>>155039959calm down champ
Would you rather die on the pitch while batting getting hit in the head causing catastrophic brain injury OR from a heart attack during a drug fueled sex tour in Thailand taking a shit on the toilet and taking a hit of meth?
>>155039983big strong americans noticing us etc
one kiss unironically doesn't have a melody atrocious
the protag didn't chuck in a score update todayreckon another duck went to the farm
>>155039899Wow. Her legs... just wow.
>>155040039But you see, thats the genius of it
I'm a strict LaTeX man now
>>155040054based and gentle femdom buttplay pilled
washing my ute
>>155040014oh dear
Tiny Desk exposed (well reaffirmed) DL is a talentless hack and PP's TD was quite enjoyable although she's just ripping off old garage and dnbThere are way more talented female artists out there thank bhagwan
>>155040083
>>155040083this you?
>>155040083Based compensator
labuschagne had to change his name to Shane warne because Bruce can't read lol
>>155040111imagine how silky soft and wrinkly those soles would feel after being soapy in the sun
no Australians call their sons bruce now (too much bullying)more a Bryce or Mitchell nation these days
goodnight
>>155040149we were never a Bruce nation, we were a Brett nation
>>155040180Brett McKenzie my goat
If a PP gig was like her TD i'd actually go but instead it's just dancing along to backing tracks don't even think she uses a live band - ta but naGoing to some eclectic gigs this summer though
ace combat 8 looms
>>155040361>going to gigs
>not going to gigsI like music
>>155040180>we were a Brett nationbased kiwi on holiday
95% of gigs ive been to sounded like shitbest case you get to hear it in a very small venue where the sound system can produce a decent listening experience
5 mars bars
not washing a ute because i don't own one
>>155040224NZ Spy was decent, I don't agree with the bad reviews
>>155040576Maybe you should go see some good bands mate
>>155040054bbbBASED x
>>155040681tabla x
>>155039959Bet she still bowls faster than you though lad...
>>155039899Imagine if they scissored
>>155040956>bandsget with the times mate
i saw the living end live at a free tibet concert. thats how old i am
not so much the sound system, rather the venues layout. one of the main places bands play here is some kind of old theatre with a bar. the sound just gets washed out with all the open space and above balconies. One of the best sounding gigs I've been too was a small square shaped venue that made the band sound massive.
What's free tibet?
>>155041349not much whats up with you
>>155041349China be like "free Tibet? Sure ill take it"
>>155041337yeah thats what I meant by a small venue. open air gigs are dogwater
How does everyone feel about the latest developments in the sport of cricket
Cricket doesnt need developments, it needs tradition
>>155040014no one likes him in gayfl
hows your jeet pitch going pakibongs
>>155041335so funny how they had the world thinking they were being oppressed when china was actually their liberators
4 mars bars
>>155045482bout the size of my wifes bull
what happens when the mars bar countdown hits zero?
>>155040111>vag pad so she doesn't cameltoepathetic
>>155045998my mood sours and my posting becomes antagonistic
Two baker's delight hawaiian pizzas
>>155046614corr
aldi pork loin roast.gotta cut it in half or even 3rds though first.
>He figured out how to make a roast and now think's he's the le tradition aussie.
is this team better than the ashes squad?no jofra but also no crawley
>>155047086>No Crawley >No Pope >No Jacks >No Carse >Gay in >Robinson in >Tongue automatic select >Bethell automatic select Are all pros, there are still problems with the batting and keeper but overall defo better; and desu they wouldn’t have needed Archer as well as Tongue for this pitch so they kinda worked out ok this time but his fitness is a question mark for the next Test.
>>155047173jacks wouldve been a better pick than bashit
>>155047010kek, they cant help themselves
>>155040576*tips fedora*
>>155047271im sure the dua lipa concert will be the peak of auditory experiences
>>155047209He was awful in the Ashes absolutely dogshit economy, literally one of the worst of all time ashes bowlers.Luckily Bashit hasn’t had to bowl in this match.
>>155047393surely can't be worse than someone whos not bowling and batting 11
>>155047399bad wicketkeeper who can't bat?
Looks like we might be getting a full day of cricket
>>155047613Where? India?
>>155039899hello is this /bundescric/?
>>155047698yes, please stick around
Public Holiday more like pub day haha amirite fellow blokes ?
3 mars bars
for me it's snickers
have about three chocolate bars a year but had a double decker the other week and they are still nice honestly
more of a boost man myself.don't mind a twix either.
poost
might buy a mars bar on the way to work tomorrowthat guy has me thinking about them
do NZ last an hour?
the ick-et
>>155041215imagine if they breastfed one another
GOAL KANE
this isn't gonna last an hour
kek awesome pitch this
I thought glen phillips played for australia.
guy in tiktok ad looked like David Beckham
LMAO MORE LIKE THE NEW ZEALAND SHIT CUNTS
>>155048341im watching your ads because kayo decided to be total fuckheads todayhe was like a gay david beckham
>lose zealand
>pitch is unplayable >American pitch in Eng-NZ last night was lifelesskill everyone
>8pm>already down to 10cfuck might need to put the jumper on.
DROPPED THE PHILLIPS-TONGUE VASE
>poms still dropping easy catchesnothing ever changes
wish your mum didn't drop you iykwim haha
something about the stump mic sounds off this test. middled shots sound weird
my scorchies would heem both these peams
Yh this isn’t going to take long
>>155048472>my scorchies Not for much longer pal, the ACB executives need their payday
demon conway masterclass coming up
So the thread is just dead yh
We'll have a pooview thanks.
kek did he just say OH PENIS
>>155048548we're all at church with our gfs
>ball seems to have missed the edge>seems
>>155048575Yh we know you afl blowies love penis >>155048587>gfs Don’t lie, we know you went with your mum
>>155048614someone woke up on the wrong side of bed
>>155048614if you watched the cricket you'd know i was talking about glennald phillips, but go off queen
>>155048625We all know what he said but only one poster was excited my the mention of it.we know you afl blowies love penis
>NZ scoring a bit>We'll have a ball change thanks ump
if an afl blowie likes penis i am there to support them with their lifestyle choices
>>155048667sounds a bit gay
>bashir asking "howsthat" for a double hitfucking cheeky paki cunt
>>155048677is that his brother haha
i fucking hate sundays
Just read that the English opening batsman is gay?
>>155048709oh no no NO!no coming back from this engposters
Yh this pitch has died down a bit just like that Aussie said it would like with the WTC last year
reckon bashir would be a good option right now
>>155048709gay for runs
GOTTEM GONEFUCK OFF
CHEATING CUNT BOUNCES OFF THE HAND INTO THE GROUND BEFORE HE ACTUALLY CATCHES IT
i might break out my snack because there's no way this is lasting much longer
this was always melie rooter's test to win
GONE GOTTEM
>>155048798you can snack on deeze nutz
Are dominoes really thinking that $12 for one of their tiny pizzas is a good deal?They used to sell them for $5 and they were twice the size.
GONE GOTTEM OUT CONWAY MORE LIKE ON YOUR WAY CUNT
GONE GOTTEM SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
Good afternoon to my dear brothers and sisters in the eternal struggleHaven't had the opportunity to /cric/post much during this Test so farBut today I shall be mostly sitting on my fat arse and watching cricket
>poo peeland
>>155048849hope you enjoy the last 25mins lad x
>>155048857there's other cricket today too tho
>>155048857Got the much bigger fixture of Gloucestershire vs Pearsmen at 2.30This is just the irrelevant warm up
Hampshire are playing at the Oval in a championship match and there’s t20 blast later
me tho it will just be last two wickets here and then off to play more Chrono Cross
GONE GOTTENFUCK OFF
>>155048890>sad gottem posting as your team is about to losepathetic
why do england have a chess set on their badge
>>155048881>Chrono Crosslol based i had that on PS1
look ive got no dog in the race but it would be kino if the peewees won itfor the series sake
>>155048939mate if the kiwis do win it from here it'll be a fucken miracle
gone GOTTEM A min ago
>>155040030>dying on a cricket fieldabsolutely crim areas>sex tour in thailandabsolutely based, legendary death
reckon we shouldn't even bother turning up for the next test
>>155040030one of these is taking death into your own hands i.e. the only way to go
>only 22 sixers requiredeasy
>>155048881based
think that is the first time I've seen Root do any fielding right at the edge of rhe boundary
tongue getting licked
would have been funny if henry had run out of the crease and then he got mankaded
how did england score 226 in the second
>Afghans currently 113/5 against India, 451 behindImagine willingly watching that Test
>>155049012because we are open and accepting of Gay
pride month gave emilio power
>london bridge has been shut downhuh, it usually takes one muslim to do that
>>155049045
>>155049045yeah the mayor's a muzzie
>>155049058no, maybe, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES, no (yes), no, no, yes, NO
>>155049058>sri lankathat is nor man nor woman
>>155049078>NO RUN>runs>gets out>Why did you run?>Because you said no, then you said run. It was your call.
>>155049078WAIT ON!
>>155049084a powerful being indeed
ITS OVER GUZUMPED THAT FUCKER
We'll have a review thanks.
1-0 England just like in the wogball last night.see ya at the next test lads.
what an absolute meme match
>Poo Peeland didn't even reach England's first innings score in either inningsK W A B
5 for's should be banned from the honours board for this pitch.
im going to go sicko mode if you guys don't roll out a decent pitch for the next test
5 MONTH DROPUGHT FINALLY OVERWE LIVING GOOD TONIGHT LET'S GOOOO>>155049129cu
1-0 to the MIGHTY england
>5 fer in all 4 innings can't have happened too often
after a wikihole that started with the ethnolinguistic orgins of the romani (gypsy) people i have decided to move to india and join the Dalit Panthers
going to bednot getting up til nz win a test match
2 mars bars
Somewhere in New Zealand, a guy opened Cricinfo, got sad, opened FotMob, got sadder!!>>155049129
>>155050031NZ are down 116 on aggregate at the moment.
