Game 2 on right nowKnights can not score a legal goal kwab
>vegass
based gary
reminder that the golden showers are the bad guys of this stan lee cup final
Vegas Golden KWAB
game 2? are you bedarded?
>scoreless draw
/hoc/ is dead
>>155041875myrtle beach is cool they have mini golf and black bike week
Emily confirmed barren womb and thus will die alone
NO SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRedition
>blatantly obvious interface>REFS YOU SUCKThis is why every vegass fan should get the rop
did the NBA refs show up at the wrong game?
get fucked kniggers
I need my boy to score tonight.
WE RUN THIS LEAGUEI LOVE GARY
it's a sunbelt world and ur just living in it
>getting assfucked by three challenges in two gameshow will vegass ever recover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q6yphdZhUAthread theme
>>155041862>oh no, the loud mouth screamers on social media and screaming about hart>we need to do something about this >refs - you know what to do
>>155041891Yes I am
>game 2Retard
Vegass fans finna bouta have a meltie>>155041909B L E S S E D Jemima postergod I love her
>>155041909where are her tits
>if a 3rd goal gets waved off, I make 25k in KalshiGary pls
I can't fucking stand the Carolina Hurricanes.
panthers oilers was better hockey
>I said no. Fucking. Goals.
I hope everyone is enjoying the performance!
>>155041909she is perfect, bros
if that was sam bennett taking off stolarz's head, the goal would have counted and toronto would have been assessed a penalty and scored on.
>>155041903Maybe is Anderson wasn't such a geek he wouldn't be flopping out of position into players
He wants a Hurricanes Cup. More sunbelt diversity.
REFBROS WHERE YOU AT
>Don't lose our patients!>Don't lose our patients!Dr. Torts
Refs you rock!>Refs you rock!Refs you rock!>Refs you rock!Refs you rock!>Refs you rock!
Is there a more soulless coach than Rod?
Reffies are on our side
>>155041909is that EM?
>>155041957MSL
>>155041932i thought saros said that
>have like two shots on goal the entire fucking game>"don't lose that patience!"half of this thread would be better coaches than this clown
>>155041932Ah, now eventually you do plan to have goals in your... in your hockey game, right?
The fans need a zero zero OT thriller.Make it happen boys.
>>155041909she'd be perfect with a boob job
>Patrick Raw mention
isnt there basketball and soccer onwtf is garys schedule
canesbros we got em boilin
>>155041944
>>155041986Deserve to win o meter boilin
Ford paid for overtime ad spots, and ford will be getting overtime ad spots. Got it?
How can we direct a meteor to land on top of Vegas. An Avs-Habs final would be a lot more kino
This is why people watch the Nba and Nfl. They have more goals.
Willie O'Ree
damn this shit sucks
NO SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>155041968No! Goals mean people stop betting! NO GOALS
boooooo
>>155042006Retard.
>>155041924right there bro>>155041962god noJemima is pure aussie prisoner stockEM is one of Gary's people
I smell PP coming soon.
Vegas should try scoring a legal goal
>>155041999Back to Back to Back to Back to Back Moneypuck Champs!
>>155042021>right there broRetard
>>155041968Not until mandatory Garytime
>>155042033>he needs more tit than thattastelet
>>155042000doug ford or cars ford
Even the skoda cup was more exciting than this.
>>155042039Liking flat chest bitches is faggot shit.
What should I drink tonight boys?
>>155042024Yeah, mine.
what was that music that they were playing before the puck drop at 11:24 of the 2nd?
>bunch of ref bullshit>"DRAFT KINGS IS LIVE IN ALL 50 STATES"
too much man
Gary throws the Knights a bone
Too many gay men on the ice
no goals yet
>2 many menSounds like my weekends!
>>155042057water
>K'andre Miller was raised by his momyou don't say?
Rod always looks very concerned
>>155042085He should be
>>155041909I like young women. Much more beautiful than old women.
>>155042021where are her tits
Next game is Tuesday???It will be fucking July at this rate.
>>155042075>anime
>>155042061In The Airplane Over The Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel
>>155042084just for this post I'm gonna run the antisemitism commercial a few more times/hoc/ WILL be reeducatedt. gary
Fuck the Habs for luckshitting their way into a ECF only to lose all their luck against the most boring team in the league. I hate frogs so fucking much. Now we have to watch this slop.
>our AI slop is better than your AI slop
>>155042021i got bigger tits than her
no way that's too much man
>rand1es
>>155042021>aussieDoes she have a podcasSCAAAARRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Refs gonna call this one back too?
>>155042075>yet
>>155042102>sloppleb detected
surely THIS is the one
>>155042021you are a pedo creeper. this girl has no boobs
T U R D LURDL
HE SCAAR
>>155042085>>155042088...
Americans eat these?
well done vegasHOWEVER
3-0 VEGAS LETS GO BOYS
Imagine if they challenge this successfully
CALL THAT ONE BACK GARY YOU FUCK
>r2ndies
>>155041925LMAOOOOOOO
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR HERTL
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SCARRRRRRRRRRR KWAB
THERE IS NO GOALS TO BE ALLOWED HOW CAN THEY ALLOW ONE?
>>155042025Okay, now what?
ITS OVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
CALL THAT ONE BACK REFAGS
MEME SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
:(
WTF DID I JUST WATCH
TWO NOTHINGOH NO NO NOREFFIES BTFO
M E L T D O W N
OH NONONONONONONONONO
WE WANT BUSSI
AHAHAHAHAHA ROD THE BOD IN SHAMBLES
HOLY OWN GOAL LMAO
EM BTFO 2-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It is so unbelievable over for the Randies
totalkollaps
MARNER MAGIC MARNER MAGIC MARNER MAGIC
>>155042158>REFFIES BTFOrefs are winning though
UH OH STINKY
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA WALKER YOU FUCKING RETARD
NOOOOOO REFFIES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL BACK GOALS AGAINST MEEEEE
>>155042025Okay, they just scored another one. Now what?
>IT WAS 0-0(2)
can your own defenseman be called for goalie interference?
APOLOGIZE
>OP BTFOEDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
andersieve the designated sharter tonight it seems
This is very Anderson-like
hairy queens sisters... we need to regroup...
canes trashgo fuck yourselves in india
Canes just gave back those two voided goals from the first period
ok that's rough but it's called the most dangerous lead for a reason :)
Marner ties a record
>>155042126sometimes, but usually the dough is made into pretzel dough too
>>155042021she needs bigger boobs
Does the goalie have like a .500 save percentage now if the goals weren't called back? KWAB
>>155041862>clown nose on the knights>hurrcants self-goalLOLOP BTFO FOREVER
leafsissies... marner just scored again
>>155042187Laffs are going to consider him winning a cup a victory for them.
Marner is THE Golden Knight
I'm still calling them marners
>technically already given up 4 goalsandershit has been awful every game why rod keeps him in is beyond me
Marner is such a wizard with the puck, can’t believe the laffs let him go
>>155042206nah. both are perfect
MARNER MEME SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>155041862holy shit carolina sucks ass
>>155042216member when Boston had a parade for Borquie?
do they send in the bussi now?it's not often that you get to switch goalies on a two goal deficit after letting in four straight goals
Babcock be like right now:>I raised that boy
why do players seemingly get better when they stop playing for the laffs? rly makes u think
>>155042220Bro they have to win the cup now or else that record is meaningless
>>155042220Damn, they were really stacked in 2023
just imagine EM watching this...makes me sick to my stomach
Reminder that MARNER is a piece of shit>would not allow himself to be traded>shopping for houses in vegas 1 year prior>played like SHIT in the 'yoffs>has one of the worst giveaways of all time in a playoff game>still has the audacity to skate like a faggot in warmups
>>155042229>4 goalsin 11 shots
>>155042241Why does Rod not like bussi?
>>155042255BOO HOO NIGGA
>>155042244
>>155042206this is a white threadyou don't have to pretend to like obese chicks here
>knights can't score>carolina knocks it in insteadWhat a twist Gary!
>>155042240Ray needing to jump ship at the last second to the best team in the league before retiring will always be a blemish on his career. *****Stanley Cup Champion*****
>>155042265He was terrible after the Olympic break.
SSSSCAAAARRRRR
>randi3s
Every game I watch is shit. Sorry /hoc/ it's my fault
>>155042265rod loves bussi
>>155042232Remember when they sent Kessel to the Pens
MARNER IS FUCKING GOATED
MARNER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
ah ha hahaMARNER LMAODABBING
OH NO NO NO NO
WE DON'T CALL THEM THAT ANYMORE
KWAB
3AT COCK RANDY
>rod just seems not to get into bussi very much
>>155042206fuck of mestfag >>155040215
APOLOGIZE TO MARNER RIGHT NOW
MARNER SCARRRRRRIT IS OVER
A 3 POINT PERIOD FOR MITCH MARNER
HURRICANTS GETTING SHIT ON
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>laffs
>>155042255You were saying?
>The shithole of toronto right nowholy kek
>>155042288But this game is fun anonSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>ander5ieve
I FEEL A BIG STINKY ANDERSEN BREWING
marner hatty soon
LMAO this guy has let in 5 goals
my canesies gave up a goal (legal) and then just shit themselves and stopped playing
is aho hurt?
LOL CANTS FANS ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSED
FUCK THIS FUCK MARNERIM GOING TO DIE IN MY CHAIR BECAUSE OF THIS SISSY BITCH!!!! FUCK YOU MITCH
carolina is trash wtf
Actually we call em randys now
>Bitch Marner is getting the Conn SmytheKEK
>andershitthis retard will never win a cup
Gary's lottery ping pong ball magnets are the only thing keeping Toronto from having the most KWAB offseason in NHL history
HOLY SHIT MARNER
just close the tab canes fans
Marner is like the Wemby of the NHL, only he's a winner
Canesissies, looks like you hot too cocky.
>all you need to do is leave TorontoBWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
THE DARK TIMES HAVE ENDED
OH NO LEAF SISTERS THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENINGHE SHOULDN'T BE HAVING THE GAME OF HIS LIFE
Holy fucking shit could they just pull Andersen already
Sharter Fart is getting ready to start sharting, screencap this >it was 3-0
EATCOCKRANDY
MARNERJEET CONN SMYTHE SOON LELMAO
Reminder that the non-meme score is 5-0
Marner is actually going to win the Conn Smythe LMAO
>>155041862The cylons were built by manThey rebelled
stop giving ferraro the commercial break outros ffs.
Why do I have to look at marners stupid mug every time I open this subreddit
MARNER HAS THE VEGAS SINGLE POSTSEASON POINTS RECORD LMAOOOOO
dingle on suicide watch
>>155042366SUOMI :DDDDDDDDPERKELE
On one hand I hate Vegas and don't hate Carolina On the other mitch marner becoming a god after leaving Toronto tickles my fuck the >laffs bone
threadly reminder 3-0 is the new most dangerous lead.
eatin' Lidl pickles wiht a heavy dose of black pepper
That hurricane is more like a fart
>>155042354None of these goals are on Andersen, it's all clown defense in front of him
How are Laffs fans feeling right now?
>>155042210lmao
Nice towel do wipe your ass with>They picked the right night to put Mitch Marner's face on the rally towels at T-Mobile Arena.
>>155042363Yep imagine if the refs weren't helping the hurrirefs
anderson has now let 5 get past himeven if you want to be VERY nice and not blame him thats still one hell of a mental raping, what is rod smoking to leave him out there
>>155042366>miss the net on the breakaway>randycanes give you another one anywayKEK
>>155042374>WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE TEAM!!!!
>>155042374BAWH GAD THATS THE 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVERS MUSIC
>>155042370because he embodies the redemption arc. the phoenix rising from the ashes. he threw off the shackles of toronto.
/are/ mighty knighties are BTFOing the combined evil forces of bitchcraft and refpuck
>>155042389Kill yourself trb
>>155042379this is exactly where I'm atlove to laff at laffs, love to hate gaygas
>>155042352
Requesting a photoshop edit of OP getting raped by Hart and Marner
>>155042405Edit in EM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>155042406excellent post
>>155042396Bussi had a great year, and now he gets glued to the bench.
>>155042405As a Canes fan, I laughed.
I’m not too invest as a leafs fan anymore but I’m thrilled to see Marner killing it right now. The leafs are cursed it was never Marner’s fault or anything like that
>chatter tells him to admit he was wrong about mitch>steve refuses
IT’S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZEIT’S TOO LAAAAAATTTEEEEEE*sound of man being fucked in the ass*
>>155042379I'm a canes fan and I will never root for vegas but if we're gonna go full retard like usual then I'm gonna have to cope and take "laff seethe" as a consolation prize
Cansies are playing like SHIT
>r4ndies
HOWDY
loooooooooooooool
HAHA AGAIN
MARNER HATTY
HATTRICKHEROES
This is rape.
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAT TRICK!!!LAFFS AUICIDE WATCH
MARNERJEET HAT TRICK
>R4NDYK W 4 BW4B
RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??>RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??>RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??>RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??>RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??>RANDY ARE YOU OKAY??
how long before the cants fans cope post about at least not being swept?
HOLY FUCKMARNERHOLY FUCKMARNER
everyone in toronto is literally shaking right now.
6 goals lmao this goalie is suck
APOLOGIZE TO MITCH MARNERRIGHT FUCKING NOWYOU HAVE NO EXCUSE LEAFSAPOLOGIZENOW
>they put a most dangerous lead INSIDE a most dangerous lead madmen
WHYDIDTHEYLEAVEANDERSENIN
if anderson isn't pulled i'm closing the game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAholy fuck imagine being a cants fan LOL
time for sum sweet yung bussi
*inb4 Carter SHART lets 5 goals slip past him in the last 5 minutes of the 3rd period*
A SECONDNATURALHAT TRICKFOR MITCH MARNER
TORONTO IN SHAMBLES LMAO LMAO LMAO
The breakaway slapper for a Marner nattyJ E NEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE NOLONGERMARNERS
>>155042432respect
rods out of excuses
WHERE ARE YOURS REFS NOW?
Jesus, that's like 15 moonshot passes to breakaways we've given up this series. Why can't Rod figure out how to counter this?
i mean, you HAVE to pull andershit now right?
Bussi is better than Anderfraud
>SIX unanswered goalscanes are lucky for this to be a 4-0 game
>>155042462NOI'M NOT
>>155042463bitch please I've been coping about at least we finally broke the ECF curse from the start
what the fuck did i miss>marner natty hattyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
they can't leave the goalie in after this right
Officially a slurper
>nice ass shot lmao
>leave toronto>win
Oooh they'll be celebrating in Paul Marner's evil lair tonight!
ITS ACTUALLY 6-0
>>155042491Maybe for the 3rd
the guy who went to sleep
R4ndy are you okay?Are you okay?Are you okay R4ndy?
in a group chat with a bunch of Flyers fans and they're absolutely imploding over hating Hart and Torts getting a Cup
>The absolute state of the Carolinas
>>155042491to leave him in would be downright malicious desu
Mitch Marner just had a hattrick and 4 points in ONE PERIOD in game 3 of the STANLEY CUP FINALSEat shit Toronto
>stacked slampig icegirlMaybe Vegas is alright
>a smiling TortsI just want the man to be happy
PLEASE TELL MEPLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYYy
CLEAN IT UP ICEJANNIES
CAR IS IN THE FRONT YARDAND IMMMMMMMMMMSLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHES OFFFAND WHYYYYYYYYYYdundundundundundundundun
>kessel>bozak>kadri>now MarnerMarner's CAREER HIGH for a playoff goals was 2022-2023, where he had 3 goals in 11 games. why the FUCK is he so good now?
>marners have to be reassigned to some kind of popular thing now
>>155042532Mamacita
Marner haters in fucking shambles
Jesus Andersen is awful tonight
So is there gonna be a brawl in the 3rd period?
>>155042524marner is objectively SHITThe Core Four in Games 5, 6, and 7 from 2019-2025> Nylander - 20 Games Played, 8 Goals, and 8 Assists> Matthews - 18 Games Played, 8 Goals and 4 Assists> Tavares - 17 Games Played, 5 Goals and 5 Assists> Marner - 20 Games Played, 0 GOALS, and 7 Assists
Series over
>the playoff failures in Toronto are in the past>change of scenery doing wonders for marnerAnnouncers shitting on Toronto during the finals love to see it
>>155042526Hopefully someone screenshotted that holy fuck.
How do canes comeback if the refs aren't helping??
>>155042539Torts inspires him.
read the room
toronto faggots embarrassed beyond belief
An own goal is less of a natty hatty than if he had scored on an open net.
put him in
Steve Dangle on suicide watch
Overdrive bros, 4pm.. we'll chat then.
>Andersen still in netRandy is officially the most retarded coach in Stanley Cup Finals history. Better luck next year Canesissies
>>155042552>LaffsCope forever, faggot
WHY THE FUCK IS ANDERSEN STILL IN GOAL
>>155042532>get caught stealing wallets from jons>too thiccc to pole dance>have to sweep ice at the rink
>>155042532Putting the ASS in VEGASS
>>155042552He's objectively shitting on Toronto (and Carolina)
>teams that lose game 3 have a 77& chance to lose the stanley cupLOL
>>155042532
>Gerry Cheevers mentioned
>>155042532Hips are too big
>>155042578That's just sunbelt culture
The Knight is darkest just before the dawn...
you now remember that game 4 is in 3 days
Bussi cant come in he's raw
>>155042578Most pure job in Sin City
>>155042596hips don't lie tho
did rod just say fuck it and decide to leave andershit in as punishment for him and the team this period?it's otherwise just as baffling as the infamous oettinger pull
Just logged on, pretty badass game so far
>>155042576Rod will ask him at intermission if he wants to finish the game
>>155042552He has more points in the Stanley cup finals than the entire Toronto maple leads organization in 59 yearsFucking cope
>>155042572that's where I was going to go, and you can speak to this anon, but that 16, sorry I think he's 93 now, out there in Vegas, he's playing for keeps right now
>>155042552you lost trb
>>155042596You gay anon?
Steve.Will.Dangle.
>>155042613at this point I almost want another goal, like when you rub a dog's nose in their own shit
>>155042604just gotta loosen him up a bit with sum loob
>Mitch Marner (6:10) scored the fastest hat trick in Stanley Cup Final history, besting the previous mark of 6:21 set 69 years ago by Maurice Richard
>allow 6 goals in one period>coach won't pull youHumiliation ritual?
>>155042572that picture alone would make me say no to playing in toronto.
>>155042613He’ll swap during intermission
our mitchie finna win dat Connie :))))
Marner's playoff totals in toronto:GP G A Pts70 13 50 63clutch
>>155042639interesting!!
Can PK’s costumes get any gayer?
Gonna take a fat steamy Andersen now. See you lads for period 3.
>>155042639>Mitch Marmer is s-ACK!
Marner taking a big, massive shit on both the Hurricants and Toronto fans lol holy fuck.
he is the greatest man alive
>series could be 3-0 if torts didn't challenge that goal last gamemakes u think
>>155042640he should pull a roy
Im gonna say it bros....
1993#93
>>155042552This run only proves that he can only perform well without any pressure on him, just as everyone has said. I'm sure he'll gloat about his ring later on but deep down he knows no one in Vegas actually gives a shit about hockey and it'll eat away at him that winning a cup there will never matter as much as winning it in a real hockey market
>>155042681DO IT
MITCH MARNER IS THE 1ST PLAYER TO SCORE 4 POINTS IN A 2ND PERIOD IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS SINCE 1919THE SEATTLE METROPOLITANSFUCKING COPE TORONTOFASTEST HAT TRICK IN FINALS HISTORYONE OF THE GREATEST PERIODS IN FINALS HISTORY
canes getting the cane tonight
>>155042675 a big, massive mackinnon
>>155042675Ah dang. I am sorry for saying shit. I meant to say he is taking a big, massive Anderson.
>>155042693incredible
>>155041862what did op mean by this
>>155042690KWAB COPE
>>155042681you wouldnt dare...
dingle is coping HARD right now about marner
Is marner good?
>>155042678I genuinely don't know how you manage to take the energy of that utter mogging in game 2 and then getting two overturned goals in the first period and then this fucking happenscanes really are a team that just gives up at the slightest bit of pressure aren't they?
>>155042690cope and seethe, Vegas loves hockeyt. live here
>>155042706OP is an obvious Canesissy
>>155042690preach brother
That own-goal insurance goal was big trouble
>>155042596Fag
>>155042601Great redemption arc.
>>155042690how mentally ill do you have to be to cope like this
>>155042715his first good playoff performance is this year. but it is a pretty damn amazing performance.
>r4ndiesLolDogshit league, dogshit game
NoMeanNoBros......I don't feel so good anymore
>>155042690>Coping this badlyLmao, you lost, raped bitch >laffs faggot
>>155042706OP ran from his own thread by goal #3
Hoc told me marner was poop
Shannon is praising Mitchiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgSEGm3Z8Hg
has a team ever won 12 games to get to the cup final so easily, only to be utterly exposed with .750 sv% goaltending every game of the finals?
>>155042639Laugh at fucking Toronto lmaooooooooo
>>155042677OPTIMISM RESTORED
>>155042540they're mcdavids now
>>155042717i feel like i watched enough canes games in regular season to know they don't give up that easily, just feels like vegas' way of playing is suffocating them just like what happened with the avs. it is weird though, canes' top line and others just not playing with any sense of urgency whatsoever.
>>155042690>without any pressure>stanley cup finalsLOL
>>155042690Maybe he shouldn't be a whipped daddy's boy bitch then
>>155042690>winning it for fans that hate you is better because... it just is ok!
>>155042740one of three things>dumb luck>he's a late bloomer and vegas got lucky at picking him up when they didor the most likely>toronto really is that much of a mental cancer to its players
>golden knights winning will lead to countless white-knighters and leafs roping
>>155042689IT WAS FORETOLD
>>155042690
Matthews for Marner who says no
>EDM, DAL, TBL lost in first round>MIN lost in second round>COL swept in third round>CAR getting decimated game 3and yet Leafs still get all the attentionthis league runs through Toronto even when >we're not playing
the ducks knights series was the real cup final
just realized its our first Stanley Cup FInal and Pride Month without Charlie Kirk, RIP my nigga
kelly's hair looks retarded
>>155042790just like the media only talk about marner and andersen...i wonder whyleafs are the main character
>>155042786>matthews has best postseason ever and wins conn-smythe and cup>toronto gets bounced round 1
Holy fuck I just realized:Conn Smythe of the Toronto Maple Leafs will have to give Marner the Conn Smythe awardLOL FUCKING LMAO
>>155042790This is why >laffs are the fucking worstAll the attention and talent and they waste it. Fuck >laffs and fuck >laffs ball washers
>>155042799Its a toupè
>mfw they talk about bringing in bussi
>Marner dunking on Toronto in that interviewLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAFFS
>>155042772They hated all their 10 milly players doing nothing in the playoffsDoesn't make his poor performances go away
>>155042799he should wear a bandana
so if carolina loses the final 4-1 does that mean the ducks and the mammoth were the next best teams in the playoffs after vegas?
>>155042806Funny how things come full circle
>>155042820Samir, just rope yourself already.
IT'S BUSSY TIME
>>155042819Did he??? Ok maybe i am seething. What did he say?
>>155042835Stop projecting, Shitdeep
>>155042817i bet she gives really rough hand-jobs. no spit and a death grip.
this post-seasons has shaved at least a decade off of dingles life
>>155042837
Shannon is streaming
>>155042806Actually I think Gary presents the award
>>155042749/hoc/ is full of schizo retards with dogshit opinions
stifflers mom needs to get naked ffs
>>155042843>S-S-S-S-Stop protecting-Kwab. Die seething, jobless >laffs jeet.
>>155042847I should check out his stream to see how he is coping
>>155042837call corey perry
The “taking a marner” poster alone in his room punching the air rn
>Thread image is Knights logo with a clown nose>Knights put on a show
>>155042879it was a different time
>>155042871The "taking a marner" jeet will rope himself if the knights win it all.
taking a big anderson rn
>>155042864I wish you well, angry bro, one day you will find happiness :)
>>155042848
Canes would be down 0-3 in this series if Torts wasn't a moron challenging a whistle
>>155042886meta
>>155042879alas, it was the canes who put on the clown shoe
We call them Andersen now
just dropped a massive aho, it was invisible and didnt need to be wiped.
>>155042871punching air? nah
>>155042842>PK: What can't Mitch Marner do?>Marner: I couldn't do it all on my ownMarner was expected to do it all in Toronto
>>155042887All you do is seethe in this general, lmao. It's all you do with your sad, pathetic life, samir.
stop making fun of celebrini
>>155042897did you wipe your stankoven properly?
>>155042871i'll just start calling it "taking an andersen" instead
>>155042906Celebrini will be a bust and all of his "fans" are faggots
>>155042885
gavin mckenna looking swole at the combine
>>155042824KWAB
>>155042859she was hot in seinfeld
>>155042871>implying it was one guy
>>155042899baldo reportedly in shambles
>>155042817I couldn't even hate sex that.
>A lumberjack just starts his job in Alaska and it's been a while since he's been with a woman.>One day, he asks his boss what the other lumberjacks do for pleasure around here. >He says "try the hole in the barrel out by the showers.">The next day, the lumberjack is showering and he decides he'll try sticking his penis through the barrel hole>He goes back to his boss and says "thanks boss, i'll be using the barrel every day thanks to you!">His boss responds "well, every day besides monday.">The lumberjack responds "whys that?">"because monday is your day in the barrel" IT'S BUSSY TIME
Gary is really overdoing it tonight with this marner bullshit.
Anyone got the picture of McNabbs stitched up nose?
>>155042952>laffsKWABHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155042952>STOP TALKING ABOUT MARNER!Kwab
>>155042690>without any pressure on himyeah no pressure at all playing in the fucking cup finalsidiot
Just got done stacking golf balls and looking at bricks, bros
>>155042970how was the bussy inspection?
well, he did just scored a record hattie, so.... yeah
>>155042952You will submit to MarGOAT
>Bussi in net
Jfc, Samir is having a huge meltdown tonight. If the Knights keep winning he might just go apeshit
SCORE ANOTHER ONE, MITCHIE !!!!!!!!!!!
>>155042930Thats one swollen grape
>>155042999>>155042999
>>155042966What does kwab mean?
ya'll even stop to think carolina wins the next three games and marner still has no cup?
>>155042992>Rod opts to go with BussiWhat happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
>marner didnt pass for an easy goal
>>155043031yeah bro, and the jews will stop trying to control the u.s.
>>155042520Insane ball knowledge
>>155042790that just means you're a laughingstock like the cowboys
hat trick, penalty shot, wiped goalsthis is an exciting game
>>155043257And a 4-0 collapse
