What the fuck!?
Gotta love when footballers have no filter
>>155047653>>155047670Funnier than SNL
>>155047653classic Vardy
>>155047670Holy fuck, did he write this linkedin tier post for her passing?
>>155047670
>>155047670>calls her an old hag>says shes fucking dead in the most unceremonious way>proceeds to list his own accomplishmentsinfinitely based
>>155047653what a piece of shit
>>1550476701st time i see cr7 said something based
>>155047831he was havin a giggle, stay mad dogfag
>>155047653>>155047670Meanwhile I get embarrassed if the back of my t-shirt is slightly sweaty when I'm at the grocery store
Dumb fucking fags not knowing this is a fake excerpt
>>155048269Yeah the dead giveaway is when he says they won the league. Any true lifelong Stockbsbridge Park Steels fan knows they only got promotoed via the playoffs in the 2008/09 season
>>155048294i saw some hood dude give his dog beer once and it got wobbly and stopped drinking it way before it could have drank enough to kill itself elmo shrug gif
>>155048319When I was a kid my grandfather would give his dog some beer, the dog loved beersNot a whole bottle though
>>155047670 no way this is real right
>>155047653>>155047670based
>>155047653What a piece of shit.
>>155048489The fact you even had to ask says a lot about penaldo's image
>>155047670this is trump-esque comedy gold
>>155048294Great little stadium with a comfy bar
>>155047670lizzy status: in a boxTSUUUUUUUU
>>155047670He has a very Trump-esque writing style.
>>155047670Is he related to Trump?
>>155047670>Now she's dead
>>155047670Fucking quality
>>155047653how stupid do you have to be to actually write about doing that?
>>155047653Cheeky lad>>155047670Deranged narcissist
>>155051746>>155051945its fake m8
>>155052029How do you know? Did you buy his book?
>>155052029This one, however, was definitely real
>>155052029Yeah, Ronaldo is fully fake, but Vardy is an authentic lad.
>>155050556>>155050819>>155052224No matter how it's put these men are of the same level of intelligence and narcissism.
>>155047670this is why messi will never be the goat
>>155048251stop eating
>>155052377>>155050556>NOOOOO YOU NEED TO BE A SUBMISSIVE BETA KEK lol seethe harder
>>155047670being surrounded by sycophants your entire life completely destroys your brain
>>155047670Is this fucking real?What a psycho
>>155047821He is too uneducated to realize how rude he sounded. The comment literally sounds like something Trump would write.
>>155047670>Retards thinking this is real and not noticing the fucking Paulie Walnuts quote.I doubt Penaldo has written a single online comment himself since the Boys Underwear Incident (BUI)
>>155059398Do you think he kept those images on his hard drive?
>>155052224kek
>>155052224poor choice of words
>>155047670>now she's deadhttps://youtu.be/CiUQx-YFODs
>>155047670Thing is he really thinks this is saying nice things about the Queen, she was a great supporter of his therefore a wonderful person
>>155047653It’s circumstantial, dogs can drink beer no problem. I used to get drunk with dogs regularly and none of them died from it
>>155073134this. i also used to drink with my dog and he died at like 18 years old. i miss the little dude, best drinkin buddy i ever had.