>>155051258Fucking love The Colbeast
>>155051288What the hell!
>>155051258I have the same aura
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
While we’re here…
this canadian doo really doesn't like gay brits
>/KNUCK/ WON AGAINITS NOT FAIR
Belalling the... the... I can't remember, lads
>>155051305>>155051336>>155051381That is someone's son
Prime Belal was something else
who keeps making those poor tafa brothers fight its sick and cruel
I could kick the crap out of everyone in this thread.
1) McGhee looked shit2) Ziam is a bitch
>>155052255>1) McGhee looked shitHe looked fine. Radically changed his strategy every round but won every round. It was an OK performance
>>155052393He looked shit. Yannis suck. McGhee almost lost R2.
If I were fighting Allen, I'd make sure to tell him and the world, durng hte prefight press conference, that Brazilian women SUCK and are BITCHES, ESPECIALLY HIS WIFE.
Dud any of you notice we had a new fivght announcer last nihgt?
I had it 48-47 for Laldaddy
good morning, last night was the last time I waste time on a shit apex card.
Gaethje vs Pimblett is proof that thc gives you a good chin
Stop calling fighters daddies
>>155053224I enjoyed watching the wonk nose paki getting demolished. Flush all these WW "champs" down the can
Bel*l looked trash.
>>155053573based
Lightweights must be feeling real stupid now struggling in their division when they could have just cut less weight and dominate WW.
>>155053679Your gimmick is crumbling.
Powerful
>>155053692Nah, even when smaller guys like Colby and Belal find great success, bigger guys always eventually come along and beat them
>>155053722wnpc
Is Steve Garcia white?
>>155053806Looking forward to the White House card?
Billions.
>>155053679Henrietta got demolished by Digwaddy’s dickdowns.
>>155053908yea suuure LMAO wnpc
>>155053977Thoughts on Gane vs Pereira?
>>155054017hmm I think... youre a WNPC
The full video was pretty disappointing
>>155054094Reckon Pereira's power will translate up at heavyweight? I mean Gane did get knocked down by Tuivasa of all people...
I fear for JDM in his next fightEvery Welterweight champ has been forced in to a 2 fight losing skid after losing the belt ever since GSP gave it up
napalm face bout to be stopped in first minute, joe
>le hecking curse XD
CouscousDaukusbaukauskus
>>155054332
Boganezahabi
How was your weekend guys? I had some steak, played some golf, played some videogames. Cant complain boys.
Vril Gane.
MMA thread.
How many times do you guys schaub in a week ? I'm asking you this because I'd want for my fellow heemsters to have a good healthy colon
>>155055105It's called the Big Brown Breakdown, and it's twice a week b
>>155055105one pre shower schaub a day keeps the colon shaitan away
>>155055365Ok this was kinda epic
>>155055365Frank Mir was an animal
Every legend has their cheap imitation
Schaub was an artist. And the 'gon was his canvas.
I thought Bryce was 5'8"
>>155055498He's 5 foot and 8 inches. Those are two separate measurements.
>>155055540He's actually 9.5" x 6" to match the good book
I'll say it:Charles Oliveira's tattoos are fucking ugly.
Gabriel Bonfim has shown considerable growth
I’ll say it:Fate is a child playing dice.
Too much pleasure can be dangerous.
Dangerous Pleasure
No but seriously pleasure man was one of a kind. We'll never see another like him
>>155055540Bacon bussy Bryanna’s Pigclitty was severed in a tragic accident
>>155055991What's Crazy is that Bryce just heemed a guy
always knew pyfer was a cuck
Bryce Mitchell is undefeated against Muslims.
>>155056192Is that what pop pop said?
>>155056134submissions arent heems
Bacon bussy bryanna squirted for xer Jeandaddy and Jdaddies
Imagine coping by saying you weren't heemed you just submitted to the other man
>>155056259Imagine trying to taste Jeandaddy’s Zionist brown boy BBC and tapping like a turd
the spammy freaks change teams so much and so easily you could probably get them to support jeets kek
>>155056284That was a submission and a heem.
>>155056294Digwaddy heemed a piggy.
You got caught. I got dominated.
>>155056592Sup Sneed, still gay?
Justin "The Gaethje" Highlight
>>155056592
Spaddy got the /heem/piglets oinkin for his spam dickdowns again
Coming here a last resort. Rutracker is down, anyone got a link for a To*rent site so I can finally bloody watch it?
BBL Alex is coming for that Ganeussy
>>155056294Indian daddies own your bacon caves i fear...
>>155056734Just don't bother. It nearly killed what little interest I have left in the entertainment product
>>155056592go find the zest guy
>>155056734
>>155056827
>>155056684>the maskeded man
Hardest hitter at 155? That would be Justin Gaethje, the guy with zero punch KO’s since pre covid
>>155056927I don't get your point. Do you think his power went away or something?
Take the vaccine man.
>I don't get your point. Do you think his power went away or something?
>>155057034Someones eating lotta jabs this saturday
>>155056845Man, this place hasn't changed a bit. Good riddance
Good morning /gane/, happy Sunday
Feint the jab at me and youll wish you trained at ATT instead of my gym.
Vadimdaddy has to come over and gape all these sissy UFC heavyweigths
mma is pathetic if you think about it
>>155057199After Gane retires he might have a chance
>>155055365the way schaub head bounces off the canvas
Gane has already accounted for the BBL in the calculations
>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>155057679I lost $40 on Belal. I am financially ruined.
Eating triple O's.
>>155057716Take out a loan and bet everything on Garth, Chandler and Lewis next week.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
who are you to doubt ilia topuria?
>>155057733Lets fucking goooooo War Gahtje
>>155057912
>>155057932I tnaked that shit
>Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>155057961I slready showed you guys multiple pictures of places Ive lived in
>>155057961i don't think he has a permanent address
>>155056866CHILLS.
>>155057985Based weem knower. I kneel
fellas... I'm tryin' to remember the name of that dood who lost the main event last night but I just cant...
>typing like how Brendan Schaub speaks >making fun of Tito Ortiz>pretending you can't remember Belal's name>thinking Tom Aspinall isn't a bitch
>>155058191
***** "Don't Remember the Name" ********
>I am... forgotten...
Reddit, you are Reddit.
>>155058191Lets cawlm down Wong Xu Ping. You're gonna 'ave a stroke bubba.
>>155058340Reddit loves Belal. He farms them with his Palestine posting lol. You might like it over there Chang.
That guy Bonfim just beat is a wardrobed faggot
>>155057958This guy would just be a normal person it wasn't for his fucked up nose Must have gotten it broken when he was a kid
bro knows what reddit loves
>>155058476You can just ask Grok these days
I genuinely unironically could care less what anyone here thinks of me. I post what I want to say and don't care if anyone responds or dislikes it. Been doing like this since 2022
>>155058191Is it possible to think tom is a bitch and gane is a fucking cheat at the same time? or do I have to pick one
My boy stable? Movsar Evloev, Pat Barry, Tiki Ghosn,Pavel Fedotov, Mr Dudakova, Mr Lipski, Jim West, Travis Fulton, Joe Son, Tabatha Ricci, the Nazi that married Andrea Lee and Belal Muhammad.Fuck you Reddit.
Katie Price Forever
>>155058655you just know the haters are jealous conor pulls baddies while they're stuck in mommies basement
https://youtu.be/H-cuy_Cx5mI?si=Ehoa-SAEH-T96WjWFavourite TUF moment
is that my boy hitler dog?
>>155051258the last seven years of colbitches """"career"""" were a complete embarrassment
You are now manually breathing
>>155058798Always am dawg
alright i'm back what have i missed
>>155058798No, I'm not.
>>155058759Colbeast had some wars with Usman, beat his "friend" Jorge, and won the story vs Edwards. I'd say he had a good run.
joe rogan seen carried by locusts above the reflecting pond
>>155058840you'd say alot of things and sadly you do
Jamie get my cutter backwoods
>>155057433People will hate on Dustin then start bitching about top 10s having frauds in their rankings, yeah you need a Dustin in your top 5 to weed these guys out
>>155058884
>>155058840>won the story vs Edwards.He literally just ran away for 5 rounds for a guaranteed loss on the scorecards because he was that scared of potentially getting heemed in embarrassing fashion. It's one of the worst fights I've ever seen
>>155058902how can a 50 year old man not be able to bun loud yet does it every day
>>155058675Yeah that's totally what is happening, retarded subhuman chimp.
>>155058940we dont sign our posts here
>>155058918not to mention that the story in question was him getting dc waddur boddled by leon for the 7th layer of hair line while he was dressed up like a gay sailor or something i actually like colby btw but i'm not on clotsapiini
>>155058576>I genuinely unironically could care less what anyone here thinks of me. I post what I want to say and don't care if anyone responds or dislikes it. Been doing like this since 2022
>>155058918haven't seen such a meek title shot since Megan Anderson's walk down death row
>>155058940yeah you totally don't sound jealous and angry bud
How am I Just now finding out that Sayuri cut Her Cock off?! This today just keeps getting WORST!
sneed you worthless crud you live less than a day from zestman
7 days until Gane fights.
>>155058967Who is this sultry patriot?
we want a picture i propose "wonks in the bin" so he will agree to it
megan anderson whatever happened there?
>>155058967it's the meat maniac!
He's Here and he wont even console Me. SIGH lonerly I'm Mister lonely
>>155059167where have you been
>>155059159she seen the levels and knew she didn't have it
What happens if it rains at the white house during the fights?
Mr. Cellophane That shoulda been my name Mr. CellophaneCause you can see right throughWalk right by meAnd never even know I'm there
>>155059163
no but for real, the so called tafa brothers suck at fighting
>>155059245They're heavyweights
Let me tell you one thing: Cyril Gane.
>>155059260What?
can I get a spudtater with cheesy beans and tuna lad
>>155059250how naive of you, the younger of the two recently competed in light heavyweight
>>155059260Chills
>>155051258Fuck Dana
>>155059276Gane, Cyril.
>>155059288Light Heavyweight is just slightly less fat Heavyweight
>>155059108He’ll get knocked out
Berreira
I disagree with that statement.
>>155059212Why do bongs love mushy slop textured dishes so much? Is it because the odds of ppl having bad teeth is higher and slop is easier to wharf down? Is that why everything soggy mush slop?Is that the reason Tom got those big pearly dentures?
wonder how many newfags got memed into liking gane because they didn't realize the memes were ironic
Some faggots are trying to stop the heems>Filing says organizing of UFC White House event was unlawful>Plaintiffs in a federal lawsuit filed late Saturday are attempting to halt the June 14 UFC Freedom 250 card on the South Lawn of the White House.>The suit, filed by the Public Integrity Project in District of Columbia federal court, alleges that the Department of Interior and the National Park Service violated federal law by organizing a private sporting event on public property and failing to obtain congressional approval for the event's multiple construction sites. An emergency application for a preliminary injunction to stop the event was filed early Sunday morning in the same court.https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/48993111/lawsuit-seeks-shut-ufc-white-house
Gonn bake some bangers and mash tomorrow
>>155059397never eaten that in my life
>>155059397Cheesey bean spud is dank
>>155059436very funny, yeah sure you haven't "eaten" it, but you know what he meantof course, that dish is drunk, not eaten
>>155059397that literally looks like literal shit
>>155059420holy based
Trump boutta finish off Iran before the event. Gonna make Sean and antisemites look awfully stupid :)
>>155059423gonna bang my balls on your forehead if your not careful
>>155059542
finns are in no position to talk about food
>>155059522No one knows what taxes is, this is America
>>155059570shut up>>155059568beautiful color on the balls and sliced nakki veli
god I wish I was a finn
>>155059570looks tasty to me
>>155059522Obama used to avoid attending sporting events because he didn't want to effect the experience for the average fan
>>155059612Friends forever.
>>155059606Mexicans understand that they need a secondary texture to balance the dishThe British would just eat an entire bowl of that dip with nothing else
Libs are trying to stop the White House card. They’re attacking us mma fans. We need to fight back and heem them at the voting booth.
>>155059702this looks really delicious
>>155059606Alright, this one actually made me gag.
>>155059747It probably tastes fine
>>155059260Who?
>>155059223
>>155059817say what you will about vince but he let heyman build rey back from this
>>155059831>the word for record is cartel in brazilianthey are literal animals
>>155059747monitor on
>>155059880monitor my balls on your forehead pal
>>155059895huh?
>>155059847Cartel literally translates to "written down"It's sometimes used as a short form way of saying alliance because an alliance is formed when two power sign a peace of paper. Drug cartels are called that because they tend to be alliances of multiple drug families forming a greater industry
i have an urge to piss or shit on a womanbig aspinall fan btw
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFxiFscppc>CARDIO DAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFxiFscppc>TOM IS RUNNING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A YEAR >UFC RETURN CONFIRMED
>>155059946TWPmala sadly
>>155059946why would his eye hurting a bit stop him running
>>155059938
>>155059971Vertigo
*stalks the prey*
>I’m brazillian and eventually I’ll be watching Aspinall v. Poatan. But I’ll be rooting for both, because Tom is such a good fighter and has integrity. What a nice fellow. I wish both have the greatest fight of their career when it happensliteral subhumans
>>155059971are you a doctor?
Ciryl Gane taught a young Bobby Fischer every thing he knew about chess and the jews
>>155059987why is tom having an erection near a small bald ginger guy with a beard is he a gay
>>155060034i could doctor my balls on your forehead
>>155059946Hit me up when the members only content drops
>>155059606
>>155058918Leon has literally never won the story of a fight beside the head kick over Usman.
>>155059971Its all connected to his pussybone yuo see
>>155060101and who pray do tell won the story of colby leon? the fans? the daner? whomst?
Aspinall really mindbroke this place, and all because he bitched out an old gay negro.
what a horrendous division
Tom baby penis
>>155060089
>>155060176aspinall's son is a literal pant shitting retard and your talmbout people having broken brains
>Cham- ACK
It just looks small because he’s an absolute giant of a man
>>155059946>>155059987Tiny dicked retard siring AGP faggot
Schaub has a crusty circumcised 5 inch cock. Don't believe me? Show em sneed, I know you've got that shit saved
>>155059847>>155059931Actually, “cartel” (ending syllable stressed) and “cártel” (first syllable stressed) are two different words; the first one means a written record of sorts, often an ad, whereas the latter (derived from the German “Kartell”) describes a criminal organization.
have you got a big cory?
TWPmala is such a hungry BBC slut piggy
aspinall's pa grabs spaghetti like a mongo savage
>>155060269Schaub has mostly English ancestry as well
>>155060152There was no story win in that fight, a loss for everybody involved.
>>155060270i just don't like 'em simple as mate
>>155060287Bruh.
>>155060317i fully agree b leon wept in public daner shat out a shit card and colby well let's not discuss colby but surely someone somewhere capitalized on all the collective losses
>>155060287No but really why would you say something like this publicly unless you’re into SPH?
>>155060322Portuguese is basically an unrefined, barbaric and overall retarded form of Spanish, so u understand you.
Usman ruined the WW division by giving peon the belt
all i'm saying is if i saw a picture of adesanya abdelaziz and wanderlei not knowing who they were and you told me one of the guys isn't brazilian i would pick wandy every time>>155060399portugal is not a serious place
>>155060308
uh oh big tom got they bussies squirting again
>>155059946>>155060374>>155060287
>>155060355Leon's dad in the 7th layer of hair
tomala requests people stop photographing his BABY BRITISH COCK
Tom should have aborted his retarded son
>>155060646Dude what the fuckThat's not funny
Arman is so obsessed with Ilia that he's now copying his divorce arc
Gane should be careful about that left hook
big tom's perfectly average well-proportioned 6 incher got they bussies DRIPPING
>>155060646And monetize it on his YouTube channel
>>155060610Lee pigby is sucking him off as I type this
>>155059212zamn he wasnt joking when he said he wasnt going to work out or exercise until he's "cleared". just cheesy beans and teaching aspinall academy courses
It hurts to think that like 7 years ago guys like Ziam and Nolan wouldn't even be able to sniff the rankings at lightweightWith Gaethje retiring, Islam being a WW now, and Oliveira only taking money fights, the Golden era of Lightweight is truly dead now
>>155060718Good to see Troonmala has been keeping up xer HRT regimen
>>155060707You really should get some help man. It's not normal to be thinking of someone sucking themselves off. Thinking about this unprovoked daily for years is not healthy and there will be grave consequences.
Tom Nolan truly has no chance against the beastly top 10 lightweights of the golden age such as Kevin Lee and Paul Felder
>>155060816Paul Felder would have beat his ass
James Vick would give Fares Ziam PRAWBLEMS b
Yeah I’m thinking y’all musta FORGOT.
>>155060903mr molestme
>>155060935OHHHHH HE BIT THE FEINT
New age lightweights like Nolan wouldn't stand chance against platinum age gatekeepers like Jalin Turner.
>6'0 lightweight Ziam vs 6'3 lightweight Nolan>This is the same division Frankie Edgar was the champ inWe need to address the current state of cutbabbying. Something needs to be done.
who knows what the dawn will bring likely a loud fart if history is anything to go by
hope you're doing well tom just thought of you and came to your channel and you've uploaded 26 minutes ago! lets go champ
>>155061024Frankie was only a lightweight because the UFC didn't have any weight classes below 55 at the time. He would have been small for a bantamweight
We still love you Tom . Make sure your healthy before accepting another fight
>>155060964You jest but that's true
women mostly prefer average sizes, only porn addled freaks think differently so keep making fun of tom you just look like a dumbass
>>155061024Quit cryin like some hoes maybe?
>>155061134That what your mom told you
>still /boy/ing transpinall in 2026
>>155061024It's a catch-22, they compromise their chin by cutting all that weight
>>155061134>women mostly prefer average sizes, only porn addled freaks think differently so keep making fun of tom you just look like a dumbass
>>155061067>>155061079i already posted the worst one
>>155061134Average penis size of a male who is sexually active is 8 inches
>women mostly prefer average sizes, only porn addled freaks think differently so keep making fun of tom you just look like a dumbass
Tom Aspinall's tits are as engorged as Rebecky Bispings
>>155061024>>155061145Remember when /heem/ was crying and shook that Jalin Turner was gonna weight bully his way to Islam? Nolan's already been heemed by a bum in the PooFC. Ultra lanklets aren't that big of a threat. As for cutbullying, didn't you guys already decide that big weight cuts are actually disadvantageous for the big cutting fighter after Khamzat lost?
>>155061326Factual post.
conor's meng is provably bigger than max's. what psychological impact will this have on the outcome of the fight?
>>155061455khamzat was probably eating pizza and shit during camp he doesn't care
you now remember
>>155061464
>>155061464Youza
>>155061622that's what a natural heavyweight looks like. if you don't like it go watch a bodybuilding show or something homo.
>>155061622Mentally ill oversized toddler freak
>>155061683more like fatweight haha
>>155061464ZAMN!
>>155061622
>>155061622>Jon "Crohns" Jones refused the biggest paycheck in mma history to fight this man
>>155059522Olympic flush out still seething.
>>155059606mmm grass
had a schaub moment yesterday drank like 12 cups of coffee threw up right there on jre
hey we geddit man
fuck HapAce gon do?
>>155062156probably start a fight just to stab someone
>>155061622"Pants full of shit" type vibe.
>>155061622>can you draw some scribble on my feet, mate
>>155061622>le hgh man
>>155059522
My favourite part of the Aspinall Gane eye poke was seeing Tom’s“Loveable nice and goofy guy” persona he has built with a media team try and cope with the entire situation kek Obviously any normal person would call gane a cheating French pussy and that he’s getting smashed to bits in the rematch but Tom just sat around crying like a bitch that people were being mean to him about not continuing on with the fight
Name a single fighter in the history of combat sports within ten pounds of khabibs fighting weight who could have done a demolition job on him.You can’t
When Gane cheats, it's cool, smart and a chess tactic, when Chandler cheats, he is called a spineless cheating cuck
>>155062706Within 10 pounds excludes welterweights
unbreakable toitanium shin bowne
>>155062706>>155062706Fazza said GSP so it had to be GSP
Prime McGregor beats the fuck out of khabib
>>155062706Jon Jone.
>>155062686
>mazza, now that fazza dead you think i should stop fight, yes?>well bibby it's really up to y->MAZZA SAY I NOT FIGHT NO MORE! I MUST OBEY MAZZA!
Ciryl Gane ended the Aspinall meme
>>155062743Mcshit is 1-3 at lw
>>155061683But I didn't even write anything, anon... Sounds like you're exposing your own thoughts not mine. Food for thought.
>>155062775Did you miss the part I said prime you fucking retard?
>>155062809His “prime” was against bantamweights
Conor is yet to enter his prime.
Cocksucking faggot
You know MMA is in the toilet when people revert to Khabib gooby arguments
>>155062775I believe Gooby's latest losses are due to his coach's incompetence, he failed to prepare him for the calf kick meta that took ever end of 2019 to early 2020, instead he came with a boxing stance not checking any calf kicks ready to get slaughtered
FUCKING RAPED GAY FAGGOT!!!!
>ohh khadaddy, oi need anuddah fillup~
>>155062834>>155062851We don’t our posts here.
>>155062706Mansour Barnaoui
> je suis chama
>>155062732>My plan for Khabib is for him to retire 30-0. Khabib MUST fight Tony. This very important for our country, our partners and the fans. Then he must defeat GSP and retire the GOAT at 30-0. Only then will the plan be complete. -Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov on The Plan™
missa schaub dis b wors pain yo life
>>155062706Unironically Gilbert Burns
Khabitch, I’m afraid.
What did he mean by this
>>155062984What do you think
>>155062984I thought Ilia was christian. Shouldn't he be happy for Bryce?
>>155062706Gamer Gamrot
>>155063004pisslam's bane
>>155062998that was probably before their fight in 2022
>>155062706I will actually give you a few non meme answers Ben Askren Ryan Hall
Why did retards here think Ryan hall was going to be good in mma
>>155061024>6'0 lightweight ziam vs 6'3 lightweight nolanSomeone's lying
>>155063077Because he was very good in MMA you stupid fuck
>>155063077Joe Rogan would enthusiastically say "Ryan Hall is a WI-zard! He's a WI-zard on the ground!"
Umm sweetie he beat THE gay Maynard and THE Derek mineral
Any of you watch the Ilia series on max?
>>155063093Pls.
Joe would pitch him as solving mma because he would throw spinny shit and fall on his ass into guard.
Whatever happened to that Saul Rogers guy from Ultimate Fighter? He was the most dominant fighter during a stacked season they I think the UFC made up some visa excuse so they could fix it so Artem had more of a chance in the final to satisfy McGregor
>>155063104I rewatched Hall vs Topuria and the entire fight is Joe jerking himself off while talking about Ryan Hall it's actually unlistenable.
>>155063088I think it's Ziam. I'm not sure why, he just looks untrustworthy to me.
>>155063077Rogan hyped him up as the second coming of bj penn before and during the ilia fight
>>155063147Lmao I forgot Artem got his ass beat in the first fight to get into the house then they changed the entire rules so Artem got another shot and then McGregor and his team only coached Artem and not the rest of the team for the entire season
Did Holloway try the stand and bang thing in the Ila Topuira fight or was he too busy getting his ass beat
>>155063077His fights were like a good comedy intermission. Miss that little fag.>Why did retards here think Ryan hall was going to be good in mmaHonestly? Because it made you guys spam out like no other. Even posting "They're duckin Hall" made you guys sperg out and write 8 paragraph essays. It was just too fun to pass up. For that I apologize.
>>155063234did you not watch it
Honestly they should have gave Ryan Hall the Anderson Silva Treatment and just fed him a dozen or so tin cans for him to submit in various interesting ways.On that topic what fighter do you think should have got the Silva treatment and fed a bunch of bums to style on?
>>155063077
>>155063283They did feed him cans he got 6 fight losing streak bj
>>155063239they were ducking him though. who would want to risk getting heem snappy'd to beat some guy that nobody knows.
Gaethje retirement week.
>>155051258dana?
>>155063301>>155063283They tried to but he was retarded. Yeah top guys and ranked guys were ducking him but he admitted in the lex fridman interview and the newer matt sera one that he was actively turning down multiple fights because "he refused to fight bums". Then after he was heemed he was going to start accepting anybody but he started getting injuries and botched surgeries. He was scheduled for a final unc run in 2025 but then more surgeries so he finally called it quits.
>>155063423Guess Dana's somewhere deep in the files.Only the Epstein class has weird shit like that as art in their house.
poofc 6 is comin to pc. finna mod tony and khabib's skins into various vidya games to where tony kills khabib in so many different ways. and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Aaron Pico, the future of featherweight
>>155063423Dana is just like me in that I watch japanese porn.
>>155063579It's true. He is still in his 20s and therefore he got caught in his 20s which makes it excusable and statistically permissible. If anyone the brazzas try to get uppity and detract, I will remind them Islam was also heemed in his 20s.
Pico is just the new Chandler. Elite athlete but he’s too retarded and defensively irresponsible to be great
watching pico get heemed isn't funny anymore
>>155063423I denounced Dana as a nonce and everyone called me crazy. Well look at that pink bald nigger now.
you don't play MMA. this shit ain't no fucking game bro. this is as real as it gets.
Topuria R1 brutal career ending heemGane DECO'Malley DECHokit TKORuffy TKONickal DECLopes SUBany objections?
I wasn't joking I had too much coffee yesterday and I've been launching jets of liquid off both ends I achieved flight earlier
>>155063832Yeah switch it the first to Gaethje ushers in his era and Gane by TKO (retirement)
>>155063474The classic ducking narrative. Yes, number 5 doesn't want to fight some unranked bum. It does absolutely nothing for them and they could miss an opportunity that would.
yeah that's right keep doubting gaethje. I'm gonna get a tasty payout this saturday.
if there was ever a time to doubt gaethje it's now
I think Max beats Ilia at 155.
Heeminder that Ryan Hall never cut weight
Gaethje has headkicks in his arsenal
>>155063931why? because he lost to max in a short notice fight where max fluked a spinning kick that broke his nose in round 1? I don't see ilia throwing a ton of spinning back kicks b.
I knew daner was a nonce when he said that RATM is one of his favorite bands
>>155063423>oh a camera crew is coming over to my house?>sweet better leave my 80inch framed porn art on my living room wall
daner is a weird freak but lets not act like
Gaethje has.. whatever this was, in his arsenal
reminder gaethje had staph in that fight
Gahtje fight week? Yeah....ya my dick feels hevaier lets fucking go
>>155063760*touches gloves at start**hugs yuo**taps to strikes*
>>155064066based SLOPPY last seconds
Gaethje gives nicknames to his attacks,, the right hook that clipped Max is called the spear
>>155064345I started posting "Justin will win" and my hang length went from 4" to 5.25". Not a joke, folks!
So it's just me and sneed who believe in garth huh, sad
>>155064377Hoenstly? Hoyl fuck b
>>155064391I believe brotherit's heem or be heemed out here
>>155064454be heemed in gaethje's case
>>155064466
>>155064494where's the heem?
>>155064503it happens this weekend. when topuria gets kicked in the head by the p4p hardest hitter in mma instead of some skinny literal who.
Imagne how foolish you will look when Gathje weems. Its not to late to come to your senses.
rip to that retard ilia there can only be one
Justin “The Highlander” Gaethje
Illia had an good run...lots of ledgends...no shame in getting defenestrated by Gathje
Turns out "The Baddy" referred to his skill set.
iliabros...
Justin ''Renegade cut'' Gaethje
>>155064686
>>155064818Yogarth the zog slave
>>155062706Tony
>>155065106
>>155062706Mark Hunt
>>155065106Yeah the guy who went life and death with Kevin Pee is beating Khabeast, fer shur b
>>155065197winrar
>>155063959he looked slowmo against an actual bum with zero striking skills last time
>>155065206Kevin Lee heems Khabib as well
>>155065298see>>155064084
So uh is Bibi still gonna be in attendance, or
ilia's never had to walk through that fire
Sorry guys. White House card is cancelled. Blame libs if you’re upset.
Zone. Of. Death.
>>155065384Gaethje told trump that he will throw missiles in that lawn, this is what caused it
>white house card >Page 2 F
>>155065575>he still thinks it's happening
OHHHHHH SHE IS SHITTING
Feels good having an fuken meat log betwen my legs
>>155065575Hunter didn't wanna pay Jones
Justin could be a +10000 dawlg and I still wouldn't risk it Ilia is HIM
>>155065721Three guaranteed slobber knockers
Ilia has clear holes in his game. The only reason you don't see them is because nobody's fully exploited them yet. Funny enough Bryce actually did the best. Volk did well too. Watch those fights back and tell me that you aren't 100% certain Islam dogwalks him.
>>155065634
Ilia has zero holes in his game he will beat the shit of of khabib
>>155065740I am 100% certain that Adrian Martinez's son doesn't dogwalk him.
>>155065757Lmao how the fuck do you call yourself a mixed martial artist and walk into that dude is definitely ducking El Matador
brazza rememba fazza mazza
Brilliant game plan gay cheese
HEEM = BITCHWATCH
>>155065384THE white house card??
>>155065782Your gonna look so fuken stupidFeel bad for yuo
Islam cooing and giggling at a bug zapper
Notice how he doesnt post Gathje vs VickAha. Ahahaha.
Justins leg kicks worked in strike force but there is levels to this game and it's honestly embarrassing seeing him spam them still in 2026
6 daysPoor poor Gayshit
there is a 0% chance ilia beats justin
>justins leg kicks >worked in strikeforce
Ilia, GSP, Pettis Time is a flat circle of handsome aesthetic heemers, law of attraction if you will
>GSPducked anderson>Pettis UFC run killed duke>ilia who?
>>155065797Garth never fought in strikeforce b, you are thinking of are king green
>>155065757>11 years agowhat else you got chin
>>155065821pettis and ilia look like gay guys
>>155065821Pettis got scammed by KazakhstanFC last week
there is a 0% chance pooreira beats Gane
BEASTpuria via BEASTpuriadaddy dickdowns i fear
vaimo petti, sit se jättisit lähti netti, aikamoinen settise uuden etti, luotto lähtiharmaantu letti, aikamoinen setti
se on nyt olutta ja mennyttämist löytyis veitikalle hellyyttäse on nyt olutta ja mennyttähoidan mun sydäntä revennyttä
>>155065843Benson is a HOF'r and for Pettis to land that wall run KO on him is just legendary I also remember he would bike over 100 miles to prepare for a fight dude is legendary and most deserving to ever be on a Wheaties box, sucks about the robbery and honestly that he still has to fight for a living I didn't catch it
>>155065860massacres the legacy of jon jones
feel bad for some of you that missed the showtime era
>>155065886
>>155065868will eternally be remembered as a bitch
>>155065888Tony wouldn't be shit to the heem cazzies without him
>>155065893have you tried crying about it?
>>155065898
Ilia=prime Pettis The KO will be Benson Henderson tier
>>155065859>BEASTpuriahis bussy is so beastly it tempted a devout christian man to sin
ilia will never be on a Wheaties box.
Law of attraction, simple as.
Ilia vs Islam will be fight of the century
ilias block head will be attracted to justins dynamite fists
>>155065967you mean Islam vs Justin
>getting heemed stiffed by Max
>ilia after one leg kick from justin
almost shit myself farting
>>155065991Dude is HIM
''i will nuke that lawn'' _Justin Julius Gaethje
>>155065991>mma math
>and another one>that calf is done>look at the welt on ilia's leg>he's switching stancesilia looks up at the clock. 2 minutes into round one. he looks back at his opponent and sees no mercy in his eyes.
Fun factThe last time Goythje heemed someone was when Ilia wasn't in the UFC yet
>>155065869Showtime kick wasn't the finish. Pettis won via decision. Maddalena Effect
>>155065197a real one
>>155066193rarely in agreement with you but here we are
Huomenta but the opposite
That one junkie chick at the train station has quite an aesthetic rear. @heem How to become heroin addict? (One of the cool ones)
>>155066298
>>155054211The first time is Aussies get a prime time card, and JDM gets slimed out. Bobby knuckles is probably going to get slimed out as well, and Volk is near retirement. It's over...
this card has 0 buzz i thought it was supposed to be super bowl equivalent bru
