Dawning of the Age of Zverev editionMen's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Order of play:https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play>Calendar:French Open final on Sunday. Nothing happening until then. Temporary migration to /wta/.>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport/all>>155018852
Finally a slam final that I can watch and sleep early
Holy cobolli sucks
Topkek
This is a cuteboli general
>>155051692no one told him
Flavio is already on the verge of crumblingZ needs to complete the breadstick to assert dominance
zverev won't even have a chance to choke it
Today, I am German
>>155051703Rude
KWABolli
I was always told never wear jewelry in tennis match because one time you trip or a ball hits you its gonna be stuck in a body part where the jewelry is worn. Yet Zverev is wearing a necklace and a watch
What an ugly fucking volley
>>155051723Cobolli’s biggest crime robbing us of this opportunity
The netGOD has re-decided
Genuinely a lifelong Cobolli hater now because fuck him for this shameful display
let's go Canolli
Was talking to a girl on Hinge about the French Open results but after the first week she ghosted me. Are you in here bitch?
zverev will win it for all t1 diabetics
>>155051712such a baddie, post more x
I can already see the Medical timeout and 10 minutes toilet break
>Zverev dominates first two sets>Diabeetus kicks in>Loses matchYour response??
the 2 set trap is going to plan cobolli chads
Someone who gets destroyed by De Manure will never amount to anything
>>155051781blame diabetes
>triple breakincredible
>>155051759she found someone better :)
reddit deserved better
ez pz
What a great set
Arnaldi would've put up a fight
damn zverev is dominating this twink
>>155051759Eh at least that girl showed interest. I went on a date with a girl a few hours before the US Open Final. She was boring and bland and had no interest in tennis so I snuck out. Watching Alcaraz mogging Sinner was more entertaining than she was. Tennis is always more entertaining than girls
>>155051810Why choose someone better when you could have someone better and someone worse at the same time
>>155051838Fax no printer
Zverev this whole tournament in the middle:
This Burberry de Minotaur ad is cringo
How can Sascha come from Alexander anyway? And isn't Sascha a girl's name there as well?
>>155051858>Eh at least that girl showed interest. I went on a dateDude I haven't had a date in 3 years. I cannot get girls on apps or IRL. Only on 4chan, and they're always to far away to go on "dates"
yfw zverev breaks his ankle and forfeits again
changed the channel
>>155051881Brother thats got to hurt
What is Rothenberg thinking right now?
>>155051897alexa-xa-nder
>>155051908That's nothing, I haven't had a date in 34 years
>>155051900He could’ve saved us…
>>155051897It's a diminutive of Oleksandr
>>155051908What board are you meeting girls on lol
Anyone have a working english language stream?
>>155051954His draw was just too tough
What will happen now to prevent Zverev winning GS?
>>155051972https://ntv.cx/watch/kobra/roland-garros-french-open-roland-2026Best streaming sites for sports. Bookmark it.
>>155051908>Only on 4chanwtf who finds girls on 4channel lmao
>>155051944i don't get beaten very often...
>>155051984Terror attack or protester injuring him
>>155051927I cannot support Zverev's actions yet a lot of awful people have won tournaments in sports. Rotherberg is just running a smear campaign against Zverev for clicks.
>>155051996hey
Let them say I played in the time of Zverev
That’s itI’m jumping the court
Will Flavio even manage to get a BP against him?
>>155051996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsN-wceq9Rs
Bonzi serving for the match but Tomic breaks back! Let's fuckin go Bernie bros!
>>155051984The only thing that could stop him at this point is a crazy German fan running on the court and stabbing him.
>>155051990thanks bro
>>155052014You're in /tennis/ I don't care if you're xx with tits and puss, you're a guy here.
>>155051997what’s your streak?
>>155051927That Jewfro faggot has got to be malding
>>155052065Sir this is /atp/
>>155052045It starts and ends with BonziIt's like poetry it rhymes
>>155052028/li/ is the most retarded board 4channel that flies way under the radar.ive met 4channel lit girls irl and they were total losers
>>155052028what a fucking whore
Any black people in the crowd rn?
>>155052045Now if he just beats Halys, Machac, and a couple of other bozos, brother you gotta a slam win cooking
>>155052112she's funny, this video was good
>>155052028oh god so many anons are gonna fall in love with her now
Bernie got broken...
>>155051990>online casino ads instead of nude woman popups shoved in your facewhy are zoomers so fucking gay. even their internet is gay
>>155052028First time I'm hearing of meeting girls on 4chan. From my experience, meeting girls via Steam is actually pretty good. I spoke to a couple and one of them became my GF.
>>155052158poshi mogs
Has it ever happened in a pro match that one guy got so frustrated that he heemed the other guy? Because Koboldi looks pissed
>>155052180Dude, what fucking ads? I'm seeing no ads. Install an adblocker, boomer.
Why don’t yall just do Tefl and date the captive audience of fellow teachers like normals
>>155052158What's with the female chudslop?
I'm 29 and never had sex with a woman that wasn't a prozzi, is it over for me?
truly grim stuff
>>155052222>>155052158>>155052028what is the endgoal behind this performative shit? Onlyfans? or hope some guy on 4chan is rich as fuck and offers to marry her or be a sugar daddy??
This year’s RG is for Zverev like 2009 RG for Frauderer
>>155052028This reminds me of how camgirls acted in the mid-late 2000s, what a cringeworthy look it is now
>>155052266Everyone here has a 6 figures income
>>155052230It took the Golden Boy of tennis a long time to find true love. Never give up on love
It's Zverev over...
>>155052313Those six figures: $0000.00
Cobolli needs to take advantage that the 6"6 German guy has a reputation of bottling finals
>>155052277Beating soderling who mogged Nadal is a lot like beating Cobolli who beat Felix
Do Roger daughters have synchronized periods?
Remember against Thiem at USO, Zverev won the first two sets like 6-3, 6-2.
>>155052328heh
>>155052351Or beating Mensik who beat Fonseca who beat Djokovic and Ruud
>>155052328>rich handsome famous 6'6>ends up with some old looking bogged resting bitch face with tatsyeah I think I'm giving up after seeing this dude. the hookers I banged were more attractive
>>155052356Gross post pal. Leave this African-Slavic family alone.
They slowly become hot btw
Cobolli seriously had no dawg in him.
>>155052104/his/ is way worse compared to what it could be (potentially interesting), it’s just unreadable
>>155052431Fuark the really did clone Mirka
>>155052230no, king, youre the greatest
>>155052328>handsome>rich>world class athlete>now slam winnerSurely our boy can do better?
Cobsonolli
>>155052431>myla rose and Charlene riva Why he named them like they’re from Texas
>>155052230Same here, 28
>>155052359I remember that But I also remember that Thiem wasn't a complete shitter
Zverking please finish this quickly I'm getting sleepy
>>155052442i mean in lits constant youtuber, f gardner, trip fags peak 4channel behavior.
>>155052409
>tennis players with tattoosName a bigger atrocity or a war crime that compares.
I unironically fell asleep, and lost a couple of games.Cobolli keeping this tight now it seems
this has their madrid match vibes.Maybe Cobolli is lucky with this being BO5 because it might give him the third set chance to finally lock in and not waste two sets waking up.
>>155052495Hold on, I’ve been led to believe it’s impossible to suffer in Brazil. You don’t have cousins?
BRUH
Z what the fuck are you doing
IDK why but something about ON seems incredibly onions coded. For some reason I imagine skinnyfat white nerds with asian girlfriends taking the Caltrain into San Francisco while wearing business shirts, jeans, and ON shoes to their techcuck job only to get fired and replaced by jeets in IndiaI have no evidence to back this up as I haven't been in SF for 4 years
here we go
>>155052562It is becoming more common than not among the wta
IT'S CHOKE TIME
The choke is brewing
>horrible drop shot>horrible net approachTry saving the shit plays for when you're a break up, Zveretard
Kek Cobolli just going to the one great shot zverev has
fair play he saved that bp with some big shots
Sasch has got this
>>155052416I used to get dozens of (You)s on posts like these but just remembered that coomers have their own general now
>double fault
>>155052723thiswhat is he doing
There's our Alexander the great we know and love
Holy Monakino
>>155052629it really does
Okay good drop shot, now shank a forehand for me Fabio
Focus, Z
better quality match now
this is the game that decides it
Sacha. Hit INSIDE the line
>>155052629They’re absolutely everywhere. From young athletic types to office boomers.
I need a pale skinny girlfriend with very moley skin who plays tennis in a short skirt
It's ZveroverFlavio in 4
watching chef jean-pierre cook a pomodoro sauce
VINTAGE zverev
oh no no hes choking
>not letting Zverev lead 2:0Big mistake
uh oh stinky
B R E A KREAK
THE CHOKEIS ON
>>155052356fuck they’re hot
MY TIME IS N-ot yet
nothingburger break back soon
...
here's how Shelton can still win
Cobolli is a shitter so he’ll probably get broken again this set
>>155053068no way in hell Zverev comes back from this.Canolli in 4
Chvkerbros...
>>155053073this hatewatch was promised to him 3000 years ago
Cobolli is falling for the give up the 2nd set trick. Zverev in an easy 4 from here.
Why is Chinese such a crass and harsh sounding language when Japanese and Korean sound so refined and pleasant to the ear
What Rolex are you guys wearing today?
If Zverev chokes this certain posters better not rear their ugly heads in my /atp/ ever again
Uhh Zverev bros I don't feel so good
Kek what a kwab
>>155052960weird it seems all the athletes here in aus are in asics or adidas
Zverev bad guy sentiment + 1
Is it peak weak era ? Both are mental midgets
Someone give Zverev a donut, he's dipping.
I-It's just a break
>>155053171I run a lot and asics are very good so not surprised. Some ON shoes are excellent runners but others are a bit whatever.
Yes, let the butthurt in Zverev, it is your destiny
>>155053220>just
This isn't happening.
>>155053109ah yes the classic "lose the open to get the next one" trickZ has been playing this for a while
ZVERRE GONNA NOVICHOK
What can Zed do against such reckless fearhands
Everyone would call it a fake title if there wasn’t one lost or close set. Zverev is just giving Reddit and Rothenburg a false sense of hope before crushing both.
I don't know if I can bear to watch another chokefest
>>155053193Somehow it’s worse than 2018-23 right now but that’s because sinnercaz are injured and allergic to the sun.
>>155053213I really really really like women with spotty skin. want to kiss every single mole
Zverev is never going to win a slam KWAB
>>155053073Every time I see this I think it's the hilarious flashback scenes from Dexter where it's just the current day actor with exactly that hair pretending to be a teenager lol
Mom's spaghetti
>Chokerev
He’s choking hard you can see it in his eyes
cobolli will be the biggest meme major winner since gaudiowhat an era we're living in
>>155053130It can only be the Oyster Perpetual
>>155053213thats not how diabetis works you moron kek
I know Roger will be happy if Flavio wins
>doesn't know the scorehe's losing it
>>155053213She looks like she dates Italian boys.
Oh fuck he's awakeItaly > Germany
>>155053321ON Cloud 9 you could say
>>155053321Yes
The winners aren't coming, the winners just aren't coming.
>>155053316Who really knows how diabetes works It’s stupid that they made two types with the same name but opposite effects
>>155053130can't beat the classic
>>155053311That’s the Milgauss anon
WHAT WAS THAT SPAGHETTI ASS VOLLEY
>>155053364he doesn't forget the disrespect
>>155053351Aleksandr Zverev, the German Aryan
For FUCK'S sake
>>155053364Kek still one of my favourites
Zverevs serve noise sounds like Lego yoda dying
>getting bailed out by luck
Is he injured or something? He's barely running
What the FUCK is that forehand
Who are your Kalshi bets on, anon?
Mirra :)))))))
oh fuck cobolli is activating peak italian soul
>>155053453zev -1.5 sets
Heh my boy Zverlingz just needs more insulin
>"Why yes ve are uhh AT...P? spectators? Yes"
shut the FUCK UP robbie
>>155053473STFU SIMP
>>155053375based fat cunt
>>155053499for me it's the mom
>>155053499Wonder what her hair smells like
>>155053538ukrainian babies blood
>>155053402>crush my cock with a rock I must>maximum pain I must endureah memories
Sir this is /atp/
any petite girls in tennis? is it even possible?
>>155053487But ... The drugs don't work - The Zvervehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII&list=RDToQ0n3itoII&start_radio=1&pp=ygUJdGhlIHZlcnZloAcB
The choke is in the air, I can feel it
>>155053568Ask the simp thread over at /tennis/
>>155053555What is with Americans and their fantasies about dead babies. First it was Israeli babies, now Ukrainian.
>>155053538>>155053511
>>155053499Will she have to dance with Zverev/Cobolli at a winners ball? Or is that Wimby only.
>>155053576Kek, a bold synthesis
Loud grunting because you hit a ball that you THINK is a winner should be grounds for losing the point
CO BOLLI
Good guy Cobolli gave Zverev the first set as handicap for not having played his semi. But now Cobolli in 4.
Would be cool if Cobolli can hold this level
I unironically think Zverev should just commit suicide
cobolli definitely smells better than zverevplus his grunts sound better than zverevs screams
Zverev's not here. This isn't happening.
based flavio
and just like that, Zverev 2 sets away from the choke of the century
grim
>>155053627UUUUHHEEEEYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHThats Djokovic hitting a sliding backhand winner
>>155053619does anyone use LinkedIn anymore besides jeets?
russian wifebeater absolutely SHOOK
>>155052481she's a chudette
I fear for Mrs Zverev
it's on
>>155053321
>>155053662I said what I saidMy standards don't change just because a different player is held to it
Kek they’ve sacked Laura Robson from hosting duties for a handsome man
>le ebin choke xdBig Z in 4
>>155053627Yes but at the same time it's like an anime narration "here's my special shot... BACKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDD!"
>>155053668Dunno but I abandoned it because it’s full of influencer wannabes.
Cobolli has won
honestly think he might kill himself
How is it possible to be as weakmind as Zverev is yet be so high in the rankings
I WANT COBSON TO WIN THIS GRAND SLAM O ALGO
>>155053691holy manlet-bolli
>>155053627>>155053662Cobolli said something celebratory as he hit a winning volley, like instead of a grunt..
>its a female "analyst" just summarizes what happened episode
A settling game
Fabio's got this
Top 5 just won the point grunters:DjokoKyrgios Fonz Raz Some other flamboyant Mediterranean
Zverev found his serve again. He’ll win in 4 just like I predicted.
All you faggots doubting Sasch’
>>155053810How could ye forget Meddy
THIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM spotted :))))))))
Damn Thiem retired at like 25
>>155053774Federer 185 cmCobolli 183 cm
I miss you, Austrian prince...
I AM GOD HERE
>>15505384131 iirc
>>155053073Full picture is funnier. He's about 4 foot 10
>>155053858Sinner would be in the third set up a break by now
>>155053880COOOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAANG
>>155053885he's so chopped lmaooo
If Zverev loses this I don't think I can ever support him againAlso fuck this fucking helicopter circling around my house at 1am, the cunt doesn't even show up on Flight RadarLast time this happened I complained to the aviation ombudsman or whatever they're called and they just said "lol it was emergency services we can't do shit"Bitch there ain't no emergency that needs a helicopter flying in circles for an hour in the middle of the night
Zverev winning is good for tennis because sinner’s eventual RG victory won’t feel awkward as it would if Cobolli fluked it beforehand
>>155053885He used to be much fatter
>The last German RG champ was killed in the battle of StallingradDamn...
>>155053893Thiem is the Austrian prince, not that ginger robot
>>155053932who the fuck cares about sinner right now
>>155053880>POV of Mirra’s dad
>>155053944A fate better than Zverev’s if he loses this
>>155053944and now a russian is playing kek
They just gonna waste everyone's sunday and make it a 5-set slugfest.
>>155053944then he said something like "that's where world was heading to the last time german won FO"i can't even listen to this shit anymorei'll either find a new stream or watch on mute
>>155053975Haha yeah, friends at 30
>>155053949He may be a ginger robot but at least he wins.>inb4 whataboutrg2025 and now 2026My man completed the clay sweep and sunshine double, and broke the record for most consecutive ATP1000 match wins
>>155053965Now this is the real manlet
>>155053955Djokovic probably hoping he collapses so he can vulture another Wimbledon
>>155054007Near 39 year old Djokovic defeated peak ginger bot earlier this year.
Alexander "to be honest I could play again right now" Zverev>one day ago
>Flavio...your 5 minutes are over
>>155054021Yes it was hilarious
>>155053975>hate working, do the bare minimum to keep my job>can't get into running or lifting seriouslyI'm going to kill myself if I turn 30 and don't have a stable gf
>bwehRublevesque
>>155054055There's no such thing as a stable gf, all women are unstable
>>155054007you don't have to worry it's not happening
>>155053975>>155053991>>155054055>Muh numbersJust be one of the winning boomers in spirit lmao
Just remembered Dimitrov was 2 sets up against Sinner last year, then for some reason Sinner won that match.And now Dimitrov is nowhere to be seen
>>155053499
>>155054085He better. I’ve got money on him. Grug gone, Sinner’s confidence is shot. Literally no competition.
>>155054098Dimitrov has made a career out of "almost"s with his injury ridden career
>>155053984commentators need to be lined up and shot
FUCK'S sake Z
>>155054127kek you're so easy to recognize
Corronis can't miss
>>155054127>Sinner’s confidence is shotDid you not see the past 5 months of tennis you cazzie embarrassment of a fellow countryman
>>155054187>best of 3
>>155054055Just be gay and get on Grindr
strong STROOOONG Hold
GEMERALD FOREHAND FROM COBSONOLLI
Cobolli = Little MacThis is why I'm rooting for him, Zverev is the big boss
Imagine if Zverev could hit a forehand
>>155054158Right so who is this slam winning grass court player who is standing in his way? The way Novak was serving and striking the ball at RG has him ready for grass. He’s very undervalued.
wtf kind of stopper/dampener is cobolli using? kek
why is cobolli eating and biting his fingers?any italians explain?
Courier thinks that if Djokovic brings his Fonseca level, then he wins Wimpleton
>>155054187Bo5 and if he’s not botting perfectly he has no plan b, see AO.
>>155054324Sorry, but based grass courter Taylor Fritz is standing in his way
>>155054324Jim knows
>>155053965>Using his left wrist
>>155054303Are you retarded?
>>155054324let's see the level king nick brings tomorrow.
>>155053975I am 4, but I want to add 2. Issue is I am too successful with women, it's difficult to settle down.
>>155054376be serious. He's gonna get pieced up by Moutet
Zed needs this set, or he will crumble under the weight of expectations.
>>155054372heheh now post zverev eating his racketso cobolli is a rublev fan boy? just look at his grunt
>>15505405530 isn't bad, nothing really changes unless you let yourself go or go bald.
>>155054324>A 39 year old grindchud winning Wimbledon
How funny would it be if Zverev loses? Didn't he say in the press comms if he doesn't win today he'll never win? kek
>"there are no asterisks when you win a final"is the nasally TNT commentator correct?
If Zverev loses this he's the biggest choker and shitter of all time.If he wins he's the biggest vulture of all time.Either way fuck him.
>>155054105She's a fucking mouthbreather lmao no wonder her face is so weird looking
>commentators talking about andy murraynigga who the fuck cares? ahahahah
>>155054055Did you have unstable gf?
>>155054451>THE Pasta Cannoli
>>155054428>tits bigger than her headJesus
>>155054447If he loses this mickey mouse slam he has to kill himself
i wish i had seen last years final live instead of getting drunk at 12 and sleeping entire day i shouldve done that this year
could go for some flavoursome cannoli rn
>>155054518on livestream?
>>155054428literally nothing changes, actually
She should wear a bra. her back is probably really sore.
is there a term for not being able to return a service?
>>155054428me, the dog on the right's tail
>life and death with Cobolli
At first I was like >KWABolli But now I'm more like>KWABerev
>"never thought id see another Sampras again, and then comes Roger... and Rafa, and Novak..... [insanely long pause] ... and Andy..."murder all commentators and their families.Please let cohost streamers take over this boomer DEI job field
>>155054533He shouldn’t leave the court alive just instantly slit his own throat
>>155054455He’ll take the best vulture job title today as well as the actual title. Huge.
Cobolli is dangerous because he has nothing to lose unlike Zverev with all the hype around him. And theres nothing more dangerous than a human both sporting and in real life with someone with nothing to lose.
>>155054428I became more successful with women after 30
>>155054558It's called "90s Wimbledon winner"
>>155054580Nah KWABolli is the far more likely still
So who's taking whom to deep waters here?
>>155054581>and AndyYikes
>>155054593Bring back fast grass
>>155054580the correct term should be ZWAB
>>155054584>break his racket>pull out the strings>wrap it around his neck>violently auto-asphyxiate himself
>>155054580But in the end, we are the KWABdience Eternal losers this tournament
>>155054625Halle soon anon
Keep imagining Cobolli being manhandled in prison for some reason
What would the general populace think if RG organizers switched to blue clay like that crazy Romanian guy in Madrid
>>155054648It's Pride Month
>>155054558other than ace. if its still touched?i am trying to remember it.
I would love to do the “just won the point” grunt on a drop shot
>>155054657business idea: green grass colored clay
The “greats” of this generation stink. Who’s coming up in the next generation of GOATs?
>>155054657How fucking poisonous was that shit though?
>>155054465>>155054581The olympics are only held every 4 years, so an Olympic gold is worth 16 slams. Murray won 35 majors. Cope & seethe
>>155054687Buse, Kouame, JodarThe next Big3
>>155054648Hot
>>155054687Blockx, trust the plan
>>155054648are these prison inmates perchance black men as well?
CAM ON THE COBFATHER
>>155054687by stink you mean they're better than the overrated 3 right
>>155054696Such a shame they’re played bo3gay af
>>155054695I never heard of it being poisonous it was just goofy because they were slipping easily
>>155054696>Zverev has won 4 slamsYou didn't think this through
>>155054593Agassi the GOAT baseliner. Interestingly he was in the same position in 1992 that Zverev is in today, trying to win his first slam after going 0-3 in finals. And the player he defeated, Ivanisevic, would also go on to lose his first three slam finals before finally winning Wimbledon in 2001.
Cobolli will lose his serve
Let's fucking GO Sasha
Now arriving at:>The business end
>>155054674Unreturned serve
cobolli in 4
>>155054751Only applies to Englishman
Do all tennis players get a Rolex or what? I want a rolex
>>155054790hmm
Cobolli is an even bigger choker than Zverev lmao
BE FREE IN YOUR HEADBE FREE IN YOUR SHOTSKEEP GOING FOR ITBECAUSE THE BRAVE *WILL* BE REWARDED HERE
>>155054801>I want a rolexGet a job
>>155054790zverev is from Hamburg which is literally the OG Anglo and Saxon territory
>>155054801Only players sponsored by Rolex. I had to buy mine. You could try asking Roger or maybe sinnercaz.
>Not just getting a hand-me-down Rolex The nepobabbies will be rewarded here
I wish Zverev would actually hit a forehand when Cobolli goes hot with his. His slice is fucking crap
>>155054790The Scotsman
New rule: force mute commentators' mics when the serve animation begins.
Most obvious bedshitting break ever
SURELY Zverev will close this set..SURELY...
>>155054761a witch
ZVERKING IS BACK
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cobolli beat zverev at his own game
KWABolli…
HIS TIME STATUS: FUCKING...
KWABolli moment
>>155054801As a omega wearer I‘m contractually obligated to tell you that omega is way better than rolex
lets fucking go big z
KWABoli
This is some of the most ass level tennis I've ever seenDisgusting
It’s genuinely ludicrous you’re allowed to win a set like that. Entirely undeserved. Should have to serve it out yourself with one more game.
FLAVIO GOT THE CALLHE'S DOING IT FOR THE BETTORS
like I told you guys before, it's big Z in 4
Zverev will beat this twink so badly he’ll call him his ex.
>>155054687The problem is that players from 92-99 were denied the chance to develop by winning slams because the big 3 just stuck around. As such, their development stalled, and they actually went backwards as their failures grew. These are the players that should be dominating now, but they were killed in the crib. Hopefully, the zoomers develop as you would expect.
>>155054908Cobolli's a twunk
Retard smashing
Versace Eros...for men...
>>155054908Lmao
a fan of versace the dremer meself
>>155054921for men who fuck men
>>155054946*dreamer
Oh shit. Sascha realized he is two sets up
Do you think Zverev has gaped Lys hehe
>>155054893It is really bad
Alex -> Sascha????
ACK!
KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>155054982the hehe at the end made me chuckle
When these two attempt dropshots they just end up being lay-ups for the other guy.
FUCK'S sake this man is allergic to winning
SO FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS A SLAM FINAL?!?!?!?!?
Look at him choke hahahaha
>>155054784thx, i thought it had a special name
>>155054981No he isn't, 2-1 means 1 set up
IT’S HAPPENINGAGAIN
OH NOOH GODOH FUCK
>Break at the end of the set>Break at the start of a setLook at these contrasting play styles!
omfg
>>155055016it's a slow burn
>>155054982He already has his own whore
What the FUCK is Zverev doing? Thanks though.
>you choke first!>no you choke first!!>no you choke first!!!
The king of choke
omg hahaha
Lmao no way zverev wins a 5thHe needs to get this break back or it’s ogre
holy choke
uh oh looking a little tense out there
>Zverev uses self-destruction>it's super effective
>>155055043These days women look more like gays than gays do and twinks look more like women than women do
>>155055016Rothenberg already losing it
>>155055070>It had no effect!
fucking lame, grug would have been giving his winner's speech by now what are the chances of him being fit for wimbly?
Can Big Z do the Big Kwab?
>two men groaning at eachother for hoursyou arent actually watching this, right?
Now activating... GODBOLLI
Gonna eat some leftover pasta rn to give Flavio strength
Big Zverev manages to lose this. Who is the bigger French Open KWAB Jannik or Sasha?
>>155055010Funny thing is, every single other player in the top 20 makes more money from sponsors than prize money. Zverev's the one single excption because of all the beaten up exes, so he should be the most motivated player to actually get silverware.
>>155055081Let's find out!
>>155055088back to /tennis/ with you
>>155055070>Zverev is confused>Zverev hurt himself in his confusion
Club level tennis.WTA tier.
>>155055106Varg
>>155055088I‘m masturbating while doing it
>>155055043That is definitely an a2m enjoyer
>>155055078zero, he already said he won't play
Zverev has some dogshit slices
I don't even think Zverev's choking prowess can lose against this shitter
>>155054865back to choking
Mirra would've heemed these two mental midges in a 3setter.
What's with these fucking powderpuff forehands from Zverev that die before even making it to the net? Is he already gassed?
Cobolli made the mistake of breaking too early. He cannot hold serve 4 times.
Ok now I'm getting tired
Why does Z keep going for that slice when cobolli is charging the net?
>>155055153Don’t underestimate my choke goat
This feels like a 4th round
>>155055142fucking GRIM
>>155055177Zverev has no forehand
>>155055177He’s tight that’s all it is
>>155055078What are the chances his wrist injury actually worsens his level permanently in a noticeable way? I’m worried grugbros
>>155055207For sure he's got a Thiem injury
>>155055178knower
>>155055153>he underestimated Zverev choking skills
>>155055207He'll switch to lefty
>>155052222I like this choid.
>>155055127Till Lindemann has thoroughly used every hole
Like in every tennis tournie there is the obligatory camera man on the black person. In this case its Bam Adebayo
>>155055207sinny will catch up on slams if so, might give some room for new gen to pick up a slam or 2 as well
Can't they both lose?Anyway, tick tock until Z's insulin stops working and Cobolli fucks him hard.
Imagine Zverev serving a Championship point. He'd choke so hard he'd kill the umpire and get DQ.
>>155055177Mom's spaghetti
>>155055207zero
>>155055234over/under 100 on the amount of times you have posted this
>>155055207Nadal said he had the exact same injury and it healed up perfectly
>>155055237BasedWilt. Bam. Kobe.
Zverev needs to take a timeout to find a woman to abuse. That's where he gets his strength.
ZVEREVWHAT WAS THAT FUCKING SLICE YOU DUMB FUCK
>>155055258This was the first time
>You now remember last year's RG Final between Grug and Sinner
neither of them deserves to win
>that dropshotkek
Jesus Christ, the fucking wheelchair jap could win against these two.
>>155055252He might start having seizures out of overchoking urges
"oh that is a choke from sasha" "tells you about his fragile mental state right now"
>>155055252Only if the umpire is female.
>>155055288The balance of the universe is making this far shorter to even out the levels of kino in this world.
Is there a player with the exception of FAA with awful dropshots than Zverev
is this really a now 4 time slam finalist? what a kwab
What the FUCK is this fucking retard doing
Could either of these choking bums defeat motivated Kyrgios?
HOW THE FUCK ZVEREV DIDN'T RETURN THAT HE JUST FROZE LIKE A DEER
>>155055288That was one of the best matches of the last decade. not fair
I need to watch a Carlitos amorti compilation to cleanse my eyes from what I've seen today
>First Italian man to win RG in 50 yearswow
I I DO RAMADAN EVERY YEAR
>>155055179go grab a cafa (coffee)
what if a ball hits it?
5th set confirmed so I'm going to the store, u guys want anything?
>>155055318Insulin levels making him woozy, I keep telling you.
>>155055307It should be mentioned that Z choke mode turns on ONLY at the F4 stage at Grandslams
>>155055334*clonk**crash boom**gasp**laugh*
>>155055334MULTIBALL!!!
>>155055335Go to hell
>>155055207high. really high. He should give his wrist a year or more to heal but he cant do that.he wont do anything relevant in his 30s for sure
>>155055335type of video my mom would send me thinking it's real
Such shitty slices winning points...
Zverev is allergic to perfect dropshots while Cobolli is allergic to challenges. I can guarantee you that was in
very poor level tennis rn
5th set a lock so I'll go out for an incel walk and shower
moonballing and netting amazing
OP make your NEW more visible you faggot
>>155055330I thought you took all of them out in the 90s
>>155055237here's a zestier niga for u
This match isn't deserving of a new threadLet it 404
>>155055335wtf that cat is an alcoholic!
>>155055356That down-the-line slice from Flavio was elite.
BAKING!!!
baking lads
Sacha has got this.
>>155055384this kills the shitposting you rare nigger
create new
>>155055402>>155055411Too many chefs in the kitchen
This is itZverev breaks back here
>>155055402>>155055411>i am baking>someone do the bakingis it too much to ask to use whole sentences?
A movable object meets a stoppable force the match
QUICK!!!NEW THREAD!!!>>155055426>>>155055426>>155055426>>>155055426>>155055426
Kwabolli
What's with the Chinese Turkish Airlines ad?
>>155055411Dont you dare upbake me!>>155055436shut!
COUNTER-CHOKE
>>155055460>shut!shut what?how is that a sentence?
>>155055476UP!
